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    20 Year Old Man Kills 18 Month Old Child After Performing WWE Moves, WWE Issues a Statement

    It doesn't matter how old you are, a person's mental age doesn't automatically have anything to do with their physical one. (I don't have any children of my own, but just to brag on myself a little, I've been told before by people that are much older than me that I have the wisdom of someone at...
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    20 Year Old Man Kills 18 Month Old Child After Performing WWE Moves, WWE Issues a Statement

    Age has nothing to do with how mature or mentally able you are to raise children or not, and certainly no excuse for emulating dangerous wrestling maneuvers on a goddamn 18-month old. There are plenty of responsible parents who have children at around 20 or so.
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    6 Insanely Tone-Deaf Ways The WWE Addressed Serious Issues

    Eugene got positive reactions 98% of the time. There may have been the occasional cheering whenever he received a beat-down but there's always gonna be the type of fans who insist on cheering the heels over the faces. He was pretty over for the grand majority of his short-lived career in WWE...
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    6 Insanely Tone-Deaf Ways The WWE Addressed Serious Issues

    Meh. I enjoyed pretty much everything on the list that the person who compiled this together is complaining about. We need more edgy and entertaining stuff like this, not less. Kinda odd that the angle that is most often cited as one of the worst angles of all time - the Katie Vick storyline...
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    SmackDown 5/7/15 Results

    That contract signing at the end was a pretty awesome segment. Rollins making good jabs at both Ambrose and Rollins, and Ambrose setting up for a big brawl and his line "We all know how this is gonna end up anyway" and then Rollins getting the last word on all of them.
  6. The GOAT

    Guilty Pleasure Songs/Bands

    If you're a heterosexual man, it is. Here's my jam:
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    Daniel Bryan WWE DVD Trailer

    The documentary portion will probably end up being pretty similar to the Daniel Bryan: Journey To Wrestlemania XXX since it looks like more than half of the shots in this commercial were taken directly from that, so I'm more interested in what the match catalog has to offer.
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    20 Year Old Man Kills 18 Month Old Child After Performing WWE Moves, WWE Issues a Statement

    The name of the move (and the fact that it's a move used by a guy named Undertaker, a name that's connected with the idea of death) is a huge part of what makes it ironic. In simpler terms, if you're gonna accidentally kill someone with a wrestling move, then it's ironic that the name of the...
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    20 Year Old Man Kills 18 Month Old Child After Performing WWE Moves, WWE Issues a Statement

    Considering the name 'Last Ride' isn't meant to literally be a person's "last ride" (i.e. it's a figurative meaning since wrestling moves aren't designed to kill another person) and yet ended up being so anyway, that's where the irony comes in. The only way it would *not* be ironic is if you hit...
  10. The GOAT

    20 Year Old Man Kills 18 Month Old Child After Performing WWE Moves, WWE Issues a Statement

    I explained perfectly what irony is a couple of posts ago just in case people like yourself didn't grasp what I meant the first time around. Go back and read it again.
  11. The GOAT

    20 Year Old Man Kills 18 Month Old Child After Performing WWE Moves, WWE Issues a Statement

    Nitpick all you want, anyone with half a brain understand completely what I meant.
  12. The GOAT

    20 Year Old Man Kills 18 Month Old Child After Performing WWE Moves, WWE Issues a Statement

    "Happening in the opposite way to what is expected, and typically causing wry amusement because of this" Kind of my whole point. It's a wrestling move that isn't actually intended to be your literal last ride/death (and as incredibly stupid as it was for this guy to use it on a child that young...
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    Mayweather vs Pacquiao, it's on!

    The 50-0 mainly came up because of promising to give Pacquaio a rematch after his surgery (and that would have to be a year from now since the surgery is scheduled to put him out to around nine months.) But now that he's changed his mind about the rematch (although I think it'll still happen)...
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    20 Year Old Man Kills 18 Month Old Child After Performing WWE Moves, WWE Issues a Statement

    I said the situation as a whole was somewhat ironic, not that irony was some magical force that possessed a grown man to use wrestling moves on an 18-month old kid.
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    SCSA is "Pretty Damn Sure" He'll Be at WM 32, Teases Major Announcement, Talks Heat w/Cena & Vince

    If he doesn't wrestle one final match (and it's incredibly likely that he won't), then he'll likely end up as the guest host of Wrestlemania next year. Because it's in Texas and Austin hosting a Wrestlemania would complete a trifecta since The Rock and Hulk Hogan have both hosted one already.
  16. The GOAT

    20 Year Old Man Kills 18 Month Old Child After Performing WWE Moves, WWE Issues a Statement

    Considering he didn't intend on using it to actually kill the child, it is.
  17. The GOAT

    20 Year Old Man Kills 18 Month Old Child After Performing WWE Moves, WWE Issues a Statement

    It's sort of a cruel irony that a move belonging to The Undertaker called the 'Last Ride' is what killed the child...
  18. The GOAT

    Mayweather vs Pacquiao, it's on!

    Well, he's got a whole year to change his mind again and decide to accept the rematch. He says he wants to retire with a perfect winning streak of 50-0 and that means one more fight after his next one in September. That doesn't have to be another bout with Pacquiao, but I don't see why not...
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    Tough Enough host + coaches revealed

    Kewl. I haven't seen an entire season of Tough Enough since the first two seasons aired back in the day. I've still been meaning to go back and watch the last one they did since Stone Cold was the host of it, but still haven't gotten around to it.
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    Bieber in the WWE

    lol Multi-paragraphs wouldn't be required to defeat Aids in a game of wits. I think this about sums it up:
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