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  1. The GOAT

    Athlete's Foot Commercial

    Laughed my ass after seeing this.
  2. The GOAT

    Should The Authority Be Forced To Join The Kiss My Ass Club?

    That's actually what sprang the idea to mind in the first place. Although they'll probably end up doing something lame like having either Sheamus or Ziggler kiss the other's ass while their trunks are still pulled up. Not that I'll be terribly upset at not having to see another guy's arse or...
  3. The GOAT

    WWE Writing The Miz Out Of Storylines This Monday Night?

    Not that I'm gonna miss The Miz or anything while he's gone, but why not just pull the plug on WWE Studios already? Why do they keep pulling people from their roles on television to film these crappy movies? I get that Vince has a burning desire to become successful in an aspect of the...
  4. The GOAT

    Daniel Bryan Pulled From European Tour?

    According to Alvarez, the reasons for pulling Bryan from the rest of the tour have to do with a concussion he suffered at the hands of Sheamus rather than his previous elbow and neck problems...
  5. The GOAT

    Rousey moment at WM Not Planned.

    EDIT: Triple-Post
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    Rousey moment at WM Not Planned.

    EDIT: Double-Post
  7. The GOAT

    Rousey moment at WM Not Planned.

    Not entirely true. Reports say that Lesnar vs Reigns was meant to go around thirty-five minutes (counting the entrances) but had to be cut short due to the Rock/Rousey/HHH/Stephanie segment running longer than it was supposed to. Undertaker vs Wyatt was supposedly cut short as well, including...
  8. The GOAT

    Rousey moment at WM Not Planned.

    While I don't agree that it was a waste of time, I do think it's ridiculous for an in-ring promo to end up the longest segment of the entire night even over the main event. But that's just HHH being HHH. He made sure to book himself to have the longest match of the night (his match with Sting...
  9. The GOAT

    What was the last movie you watched?

    Saw bits and pieces of this one before, but never until last night had I seen the whole thing. Solid movie with a pretty moving score, especially within the context of the film. (All the constant MTV music video-like jump-cutting got old after about the 300th time, though.)
  10. The GOAT

    Should The Authority Be Forced To Join The Kiss My Ass Club?

    I think it's more effective when it's used against heels than it is against babyfaces. Willingly getting down and smooching another person's behind is the kind of helpless scenario that no babyface should ever lower himself to, no matter what (which is why no babyface ever has... guys like JR...
  11. The GOAT

    Should The Authority Be Forced To Join The Kiss My Ass Club?

    We all know that The Authority angle isn't gonna last forever (...right?) and that when their current role on-screen comes to an end, the most likely scenario in which they'll lose their power will be the long rumored idea of them challenging Vince for complete control of the company and then...
  12. The GOAT

    Daniel Bryan Pulled From European Tour?

    I'm guessing we won't be seeing a match between him and Brock Lesnar anytime soon (not that I really expected to given the recent turn of events with Brock, Rollins, and The Authority, but still.)
  13. The GOAT

    Scott Steiner Allegedly Threatened to Kill Hulk Hogan - Cops Investigating

    Steiner said in an old interview (his RF shoot interview, I believe) that Vince originally wanted to split the Steiner Brothers up and push Scott as a singles star, but he and Rick wanted to remain together as a tag team at that point. And that would have been right in the middle of Hogan's...
  14. The GOAT

    Kane: The Return of the Big Red Monster?

    I welcome the return of the mask only if he turns babyface again... which he'll obviously be doing here before long.
  15. The GOAT

    SmackDown 4/16/15 Results

    Two matches that seem like they're worth seeing is enough to pass as a decent episode of Smackdown to me. A Kiss Me Arse match, though? On a PG show? I'm guessing the loser will end up kissing the other guy's ass while the latter's tights are still on, which is pretty lame. I remember making a...
  16. The GOAT

    Now they are just fucking with us

    lol Decent trolling.
  17. The GOAT

    Do you remember the match between Triple H and Chris Benoit on an episode of Raw in Feb. 2005?

    Yeah, imagine him as a guy who went around stalking people's families and killing them and stuff... oh wait...
  18. The GOAT

    New no-compete clause added to WWE contracts

    Given both Brock Lesnar and Del Rio got their normal No-Compete Clause thrown out the window in court, why should this one be any different?
  19. The GOAT

    WWE signs 11 new talents

    This man here: Funaki, formerly known as Smackdown's #1 announcer.
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    Do you remember the match between Triple H and Chris Benoit on an episode of Raw in Feb. 2005?

    Damn, I remember watching that on TV back in the day and being a little freaked out by it. I don't recall thinking anything was wrong with him though, he was just way too good at selling injuries and other people's moves. People also thought he may have been genuinely injured by those nasty...
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