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  1. What is your favourite meat?

    Thought of this while talking with noumenon in the black friday thread. What is your favourite meat? Personally I am going to go with beef just because I find it so tasty and so versatile but lamb comes a very close second.

  2. I cannot speak right now.

    I don; know what I have but I started getting sick on Sunday, like just a tickle in the back of my throat right? Monday it gets a little worse, but I figure it's a cold no big deal. Well yesterday comes and my throat is so sore I can barely speak, like very raspy you know? Can't smoke my...

  3. Liquor & Whores

    I just made this my ringtone. T4Rnt2aWuqU BTW if you've never watched this show what the fuck is wrong with you?

  4. Louis Loiselle

    Name: Louis Loiselle Nickname: Le Grenouille Weight: 89 kg Height: 182 cm Age: 31 Hometown: Bordeaux, France Class (Face/Tweener/Heel): Heel Gimmick: I am FRENCH! Personality: Coward Entrance Music: La Marseillaise Entrance Details: Walks to the ring waving a large flag with one side bearing the...

  5. MS gives you a new avatar.

    Post and I will provde for you a brand new avatar I think suits you best.

  6. Support Chris Nowinski.

    Here's the link to the Torch article: http://pwtorch.com/artman2/publish/WWE_News_3/article_36055.shtml The original news article: http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/2009/10/retired_kansas_city_chief_kyle_turley_donating_brain_to_research.php And the Sports Legacy Institute Website...

  7. Ever wanted to see Marge Simpson naked?

    http://ca.eonline.com/uberblog/marc_malkin/b148065_ay_caramba_marge_simpson_gets_nude.html Pfft. I'd rather have Lois Griffin :shifty:

  8. These assholes make me lose what little faith I have left in humanity.

    http://www.uncoached.com/2009/10/01/japanese-neon-lamp-fightingexactly/ Words cannot even describe how stupid this is. Sad thing is there's going to be at least one down's kid on this board who thinks this is amazing.

  9. IWF Rules version 1.1

    Three very simple rules for the forum. #1. Do not post spoilers outside of the News & Rumours section. Also if you are posting spoilers please clearly mark the thread as *SPOILERS* in the thread title. Failure to follow said rule will result in a one week ban. Further failure to abide by this...

  10. Too many chiefs. (Mods and SMods mandatory read.)

    Hi there, me again. Now, I've always felt we've had too many moderators and as of this moment we really don't need that many so I would kindly ask all of the current staff ranking as moderators or super moderators to tell me why I should keep you on as staff. I'm not cutting everyone but I do...

  11. Habs Avatar

    Hockey season is back and it's time for me to once again don the beautiful 'C'. This year though I'd like something a bit more sexified than just the plain old logo. So what I'd like is the Montreal Canadiens logo with a little extra panache. How you do it is up to you and all will recieve my...

  12. All You Nigerians With E-Fed Mod Status...

    Don't get too comfy once I have a connection that isn't my phone it's gone.

  13. Hi there.

    Because I'm a miserable, cantakerous bastard and I'm just plain old bored of this at this point let's just run this forum exactly the way it should've been run from the beginning. This is like some fucking misfits island so let's not hide it. Embrace it. We're way too uptight here for our own...

  14. Another RoH star to WWE.

    http://pwtorch.com/artman2/publish/WWE_News_3/article_35019.shtml Ring of Honor issued a press release this morning announcing that Nigel McGuinness has signed a contract with WWE. McGuinness, along with Bryan Danielson, is still scheduled for all of his ROH dates on the East Coast before...

  15. Monkey Wrench : Fixing the Show (And pissing off Chessarmy...) Impact 20/08/2009

    Okay, so I don't usually do this but I decided to watch Impact last night in an attempt to do one of these new columns and actually make it coherent and watchable, but it would take an amazing chef to make a shit sandwich palatable so I'm not liking my chances here without re-writing the whole...

  16. *As yet to be titled* Raw 17/08/09

    So after a much needed week long vacation I'm back with a new idea for a column. Essentially what I'm going to do is take the current week's Raw and fix it up to be far more appealing and sensible. I'm not going to change matches or angles but work with what they give me and I'll make it better...

  17. Is there any wrestler who has never submitted/tapped out?

    I'm talking reasonably recent eras here like 80's to present time. I'm just wondering because the idea crossed my mind and I can't think of anyone who hasn't been submitted or tapped out at some point. Actually as I write this I think of Andre the Giant. Not sure but somehow I doubt he ever...

  18. The Brian Kendrick getting huge push...

    ...right out the door. http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/briankendrickreleased

  19. Tim Minchin

    Just discovered this guy and his brilliance recently. He's a comedian who's also a very accomplished pianist and his routine is amazingly funny and clever. Listen to these for a chuckle. Then go look for more. f0IVuGK7sAw 78XrI_2bPVA Gaid72fqzNE e6raVzrbqrM ujUQn0HhGEk

  20. I love/hate summer time.

    Personally it's mostly hate because it's way too hot and I hate to sweat so fuck summer. However I must say that walking downtown and seeing all the scantily clad women around for sure gives me a certain appreciation for the season. I feel like such a goon though while doing it. Like I'm...
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