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  1. I'm just making topics.

    Got any phobias? Probably done this already but anyway. Personally I can't deal with spiders. Fuckers scare the ever loving shit out of me. Like if it's small enough it will just startle me and I'll kill it. But once we start getting to ones the size of my fingernail I start calling for...

  2. I want to learn how to play guitar.

    I can play the bass reasonably well but I've always wanted to play guitar. Can anybody point me in the direction of a good starting guitar and maybe some good books or some tips? Also, for those of you who do play how long have you been playing and what is the heardest thing about playing guitar?

  3. Shoot me. Theriouthly meow.

    I dunno. I'm ranting here but I feel like life really fucking blows lately. Like, I'm stuck in this job that I absolutely detest, mostly becauise it's fucking not what I want to do at all. I really want to go back to school again but the lady hates the idea because she'll be pretty much...

  4. Need opinions here.

    Now usually I wouldn't bother with this but it's getting on my nerves and no one who knows us seems to be able to provide an objective answer, so I turn to you fine folks for your opinions. Now, I am the kind of person who measures what I say before I speak. That is to say I think about it and...

  5. Going to be a great two weeks.

    It's Bluesfest time again and of course I bought tickets for the whole festival. Good line up this year too. This is who I will be seeing. July 8: Jeff Beck 9: Ben Harper 10: Steve Earle 11: Gotta work. 12: Joe Cocker 13: Stone Temple Pilots 14: Our Lady Peace, Ice Cube 15: KISS (blech)...

  6. Canada Day (Kinda gross picture inside)

    So yeah. For those of you who don't know Canada Day was this past Wednesday. Now usually I like to head downtown with the hundreds of thousands of revelers and get nicely ruined. However this past Canada Day it was pretty much raining all day which left little room for revelry. So the gf and I...

  7. Also, I got high, but there's a funny story to go along with it.

    Yeah, whatever. Anyway, early last week I called up my dealer and apparently he won't deliver to Quebec so I went over to his place and picked up a couple of g's. So I'm talking to him and he's like you have to see this it's amazing and he hands me a burned copy of the last Lockdown. I'm...

  8. My smokes.

    K, so I'm a cigarette fiend. I tried quitting really hard but I keep losing. Anyway. So I go to the local Depanneur (Quebec convinience store, only I can buy beer there too) near my place. I ask for my brand and they say that they're out, so I'm like fuck, fine give me a pack of Canadian...

  9. Strong enough for a man but made for a woman.

    My ass. Anyway, I got up yesterday morning to get ready for work. Shower, shave the whole bit. So I go to apply my anti-perspirant and I discover that I am completely out. Now, it was like fucking stupidly humid here and as it is being a greasy wop I sweat a lot. Sans deoderant, I sweat even...

  10. Monkey Shines 19/06/09 - Misawa and my love for wrestling.

    As anyone who comes to this site is aware Japanese wrestling legend Mitsuharu Misawa died in ring from taking what should have been a simple back suplex. Now, I'm not going to sit here and lie and say I was a huge fan or anything along those lines. I've never seen one of his matches and still...

  11. Final Impact 2009

    + ---- - Kerry Lane: Welcome Ladies and Gentleman, to the third installment of Final Impact, and huge Milestone in the IWF. Josh Hart: We have a superstacked show for you tonight, and expect the unexpected here tonight. Kerry Lane: This is certainly one of the biggest shows the IWF has ever...

  12. Presents for IWF

    I'm kinda bored so post here and I'll tell you what I would give you as a gift.

  13. Read me.

    I don't know where this is going to go but I'll just start and see where it leads me. Do you people think I like banning people or infracting people whom I like and respect? No I don't, despite what a few ignorant assholes might say. It actually bugs me when I have to do it because number one...

  14. Y2Jasmine

    Allow me to begin by saying I do this because I have no other recourse and I feel that an injustice has been done and needs to be set right. No one will forgive us now for wasting the dawn says: Why? Jas says: why what No one will forgive us now for wasting the dawn says: Why the fake pictures...

  15. Edumacate ya self (re:boredom)

    Enter DUKE ORSINO, CURIO, and other Lords; Musicians attending

  16. rofllll

    So spending $85 means you won't stop doing it? Not to mention, I understand it's none of my business what you spend your money on but that kind of cash for an online magazine for an e-fed is kinda, well, stupid isn't it?

  17. WWE: Beyond WrestleMania 25

    Catchy title, eh? Yeah, I'm actually going to write this. I had the idea when I was doing that joke BtB before. It never ended up getting finished because I jacked the idea and flipped it around to this instead. This is a BtB short story. More or less a segment of a year. It will run from the...

  18. Brock Lesnar vs Frank Mir is off.

    http://www.edmontonsun.com/Sports/OtherSports/2009/03/07/8663016-sun.html Apparently Mir injured his knee and is pulling out.

  19. You all should try this.

    I'm sure this isn't an original idea by any stretch of the imagination but it was to me at the time and it turned out rather well. It's easy to make and is one of the single greatest snacking foods ever. Seriously, even an idiot can do this. Take a large bowl, add the following: 3 tbsp jam...

  20. I just ate some...

    ...KFC and drank some kool-aid. Should I hit the trifecta and go get some watermelon?
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