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  1. Zany Clowny

    What are you watching right now?

  2. Zany Clowny

    What song are you listening to?

  3. Zany Clowny

    [ATTACH] He predicted the invasion is is what he did. He was a brave Naboo Governor, and in this...

    He predicted the invasion is is what he did. He was a brave Naboo Governor, and in this house, Sio Bibble is a hero. End of story.
  4. Zany Clowny

    The “Fan” Who attacked Seth Rollins on Raw claims “He did it for Rikishi and The Rock”! Video

    Vince. Strap. NOW.
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    [ATTACH]

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    Abandoned WWE angles, storylines, and gimmicks

    For at least a month or two they were pushing Kozlov hard on SmackDown, he got close to or beat The Undertaker, and dropped off the map. I almost think he failed a shit test in the ring, like how X-Pac would feel out new talent and tell the boys/management if they're worth looking into. Kozlov...
  7. Zany Clowny

    Biggest "What Ifs" of the Ruthless Aggression era?

    For some reason, my mind immediately went to Sean O'Haire. That devils advocate gimmick was floating in the vapors between complete cringe and fascinating. He was great in the ring but enjoyed fucking up drunk randoms at bars too much to be trusted with any substantial push. Depending on how...
  8. Zany Clowny

    Buzz Lightyear movie looks fucking WILD [ATTACH]

    Buzz Lightyear movie looks fucking WILD
  9. Zany Clowny

    What was the last movie you watched?

    I think this is a better film than Scarface? Sean Penn steals the movie as a once effective attorney now coked up to the tits on a downward spiral. I like how it happens in the background, but isn't irrelevant to the main story. I like the ending too, Al Pacino sounds similar to Tom Waits, good...
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    [ATTACH] What the fuck

    What the fuck
  11. Zany Clowny

    hi I'm abigail

    We never know exactly what's going on, that's what makes life fun. Welcome.
  12. Zany Clowny

    What was the last movie you watched?

    Chappelle was the man back in the day. Rick James Bitch, etc. Personally, skinny Half Baked, my white friend Chip is my favorite Dave. Never been a Bill Hicks guy and that was the vibe I got from this special, Dave addressing the issues he's had in the media, controversy. Where are the jokes...
  13. Zany Clowny

    Bret Hart

    I like him. People misunderstand his dry Canadian sense of humor as bitterness. As a wrestler, he's probably the perfect default kinda guy, his height, weight, what he can do in the ring. I wish he didn't go to WCW though, they never knew what to do with a Bret Hart as someone once said...
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    What was the last movie you watched?

    I love The Sopranos, trust the people involved to make something good, and yet for some reason I still went into this with low expectations. It's messy, the race riot stuff was tame and undercooked, and some of the acting was miserable. John Magaro does the shittiest impression of Silvio ever...
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    What was the last movie you watched?

    Another one to add to the suburban angst and daddy issues canon. The abuse of a deaf girl goes to some very dark places. A good double feature with American Beauty. Cuthbert was never a great actress though she's solid in this, it's a bit of a mess overall but captivating in its own way.
  16. Zany Clowny

    What would your wrestling vignette be?

  17. Zany Clowny

    What song are you listening to?

  18. Zany Clowny

    What was the last movie you watched?

    One of the funniest movies ever made. An anti porn PSA with the most Blue Christian parents ever, straight out of 1907. At one point in the movie he's burning off porn DVDs and you can see one of them is titled "Virgin Vaginas"...it's like this was written by an algorithm. Genius stuff, get...
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    What was the last movie you watched?

    Not the greatest film ever made, but very unique. Afghanistan is truly the graveyard of empires and to see that through a supernatural mystic lense instead of some clinical military procedural was refreshing. The ending is sickeningly vague though, you can tell these guys made Blair Witch.
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    Dark Side of the Ring: Plane Ride From Hell Discussion Thread

    Ric is untouchable. I haven't even seen this yet and all I'm hearing about is Tommy Dreamer giving a boomer take on VICE of all places. Dreamer was talking about passing out because of head trauma 10 years ago, not worth holding anything he says against him.
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