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  1. utvolzac

    WWE Raw thread, March 2, 2020: Black vs Styles, Edge update & tag titles on the line!

    What a ridiculous take. Your comparing one of the most over wrestlers of all time to fucking Mojo Rawley. Mojo sucks in any Era.
  2. utvolzac

    WWE Raw thread, March 2, 2020: Black vs Styles, Edge update & tag titles on the line!

    When was Bob Orton a main eventer. Not even close to the level of guys like Hogan, Savage, Flair, Dusty, Piper, etc
  3. utvolzac

    WWE Raw thread, March 2, 2020: Black vs Styles, Edge update & tag titles on the line!

    I don’t understand why they don’t pair Zelina with Aleister. They act like it’s some secret that are married and that most of the audience doesn’t have access to her Instagram account. Aleister desperately needs a mouthpiece.
  4. utvolzac

    WWE Raw thread, March 2, 2020: Black vs Styles, Edge update & tag titles on the line!

    Maybe during the New Generation Era was another low point in history. No shot in the 80’s when the roster was stacked with all time legends.
  5. utvolzac

    WWE Raw thread, March 2, 2020: Black vs Styles, Edge update & tag titles on the line!

    We’ll have to agree to disagree on this one. There are maybe 5-10 guys on the current roster who would have been successful in any other Era when there were actual stars.
  6. utvolzac

    WWE Raw thread, March 2, 2020: Black vs Styles, Edge update & tag titles on the line!

    Angel Garza is growing on me. Refreshing to see some actual charisma on the main roster.
  7. utvolzac

    WWE Raw thread, March 2, 2020: Black vs Styles, Edge update & tag titles on the line!

    Not anymore. Nowadays it’s about looking like a geek and cramming as many moves and flips as possible into a 15 minute spotfest. Professional wrestling is dead.
  8. utvolzac

    WWE Raw thread, March 2, 2020: Black vs Styles, Edge update & tag titles on the line!

    Not when they try to talk. Crickets during that last segment.
  9. utvolzac

    WWE Raw thread, March 2, 2020: Black vs Styles, Edge update & tag titles on the line!

    Here we go with the crowd killing jibberish
  10. utvolzac

    WWE Raw thread, March 2, 2020: Black vs Styles, Edge update & tag titles on the line!

    No Way Jose - “well it can’t get worse than a conga line gimmick” Vince - “hold my beer” No Way Jose sells for a giant stuffed tarantula.
  11. utvolzac

    WWE Raw thread, March 2, 2020: Black vs Styles, Edge update & tag titles on the line!

    This is where WWE goes off the rails. Just get a big ass real tarantula if that’s the gimmick. No need to insult the audience’s intelligence with some goofy looking obviously fake stuffed animal/animatronic tarantula.
  12. utvolzac

    WWE Raw thread, March 2, 2020: Black vs Styles, Edge update & tag titles on the line!

    Love the crowd shots of the “Its still real to me people” gasping at the Edge chairshots.
  13. utvolzac

    WWE Raw thread, March 2, 2020: Black vs Styles, Edge update & tag titles on the line!

    Not into intergender violence but Orton punt kicking Edge’s wife tonight would bring nuclear heat for Mania.
  14. utvolzac

    WWE Raw thread, March 2, 2020: Black vs Styles, Edge update & tag titles on the line!

    Sarah Logan looks like the girl you see a Waffle House in Arkansas at 2am on a Saturday night.
  15. utvolzac

    WWE Raw thread, March 2, 2020: Black vs Styles, Edge update & tag titles on the line!

    More replays of Flipochet losing to some nobody and less Riott Squad feud please.
  16. utvolzac

    WWE Raw thread, March 2, 2020: Black vs Styles, Edge update & tag titles on the line!

    So they picked Sarah Logan to communicate the spots in this match, good luck with that.
  17. utvolzac

    Rate the Current Superstar: Seth Rollins edition

    “Chiseled” lol. He’s built like a typical cross fitter. Nobodies ever become chiseled doing 25lb kettlebell swings and kipping “pull ups”. Rollins doesn’t strike me as the type of guy who is winning many legit fights.
  18. utvolzac

    Rate the Current Superstar: Seth Rollins edition

    Look/Presence - 5/10. Looks like a generic create a wrestler from one of those video games. I would have said 6, but I took a point off for the stupid one glove thing he added to his attire. In-ring ability - 8/10 Charisma - 3/10. Mildly acceptable playing the chickenshit heel role. Other...
  19. utvolzac

    Samoa Joe Suspended for Wellness Violation

    That would be my guess. Clearly it’s not vanity steroids based off his physique. Joe’s been plagued by injuries, he’s on the wrong side of 30 (40?) when your body doesn’t recover as fast. He was right in the middle of a high profile feud when he got hurt. Lots of incentive to take HGH to heal...
  20. utvolzac

    Ryan Satin on Twitter: "In my opinion, NXT needs their next big program.."

    I’m eagerly awaiting the debut of Killer Cross. I don’t know much about him, but he’s got an interesting persona. Especially if they pair him with Scarlett.
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