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  1. utvolzac

    WWE WrestleMania 36 Discussion Thread

    Yeah nothing cures boredom like watching two dudes fake fight inside an empty warehouse. You can cut the electricity with a knife.
  2. utvolzac

    WWE WrestleMania 36 Discussion Thread

    If the NBA, NHL and every other entertainment industry can take a hiatus, so can WWE. It’s not like they don’t already have the largest fucking video library to run in the meantime. Not to mention the economic boom it could provide to Tampa or a new host location if they ran it at a later date...
  3. utvolzac

    WWE WrestleMania 36 Discussion Thread

    This is gonna be absolute dogshit. I can’t believe they are going through with having f’n WrestleMania in a goddamn warehouse with no crowd. Just postpone it. This is like playing the Super Bowl on a high school field. WrestleMania is supposed to be a spectacle, special entrances, pyro, crowd...
  4. utvolzac

    Rate the Current Superstar: Bayley edition

    Look/Presence: 7. Body is an 8, Face is a 1. Yikes. The wardrobe department does her no favors with her ring attire either. She should let Sasha design her ring gear. In-Ring Ability: 4. Boring. Her finisher is a belly to belly suplex, nuff said. Charisma: 3.5. Usually a heel turn let’s...
  5. utvolzac

    Rate the Current Superstar: Ricochet edition

    Look/Presence: 5.5 Has a decent look and is pretty cut up for a small guy. Zero presence. Looks like a smiley goof cosplaying at a comic book convention. No intimidation whatsoever. In-Ring Ability: 1.5. If I were rating his gymnastics ability it would be a 10. But as far as...
  6. utvolzac

    Rate the Current Superstar: Aleister Black edition

    Look/Presence: 6/10 He’s got a good look, but he’s gotta tone up. He’s CM Punk like skinny fat and could stand to put on 10-15lbs of lean muscle to look more intimidating. In-Ring Ability: 8/10 One of the best strikers on the roster and doesn’t go crazy with too many dives & flips. Charisma...
  7. utvolzac

    Nia Jax WWE Return Update

    Please dear god, when she comes back don’t put her in those see thru tights again. Some of those camera angles were straight nightmare fuel.
  8. utvolzac

    Bret Hart Slams Hulk Hogan As ‘Phony’ During Live Q&A

    Really. Bret was brought in to be the face of WCW Thunder. How’d that work out for Thunder’s ratings?
  9. utvolzac

    Bret Hart Slams Hulk Hogan As ‘Phony’ During Live Q&A

    Guys like Bret & Shawn were great workers, but they didn’t draw shit when they were at the top of the card. Hogan buries them in terms of drawing a crowd and making money.
  10. utvolzac

    WWE Elimination Chamber (2020) Discussion Thread

    Hot shotting titles hurts everyone. This is stupid booking. Instead Braun looks like a chump who can’t defend his title even once against a guy who has been a flop (Nakamura), a guy who’s ceiling is a tag team wrestler (Cesaro) and a guy less intimidating than the goddamn referee (Zayn)...
  11. utvolzac

    WWE Elimination Chamber (2020) Discussion Thread

    This company sure does love to fuck with Braun’s booking. This guy should be one of the top guys in the company, instead he’s jobbing to Sami Zayn’s geek squad.
  12. utvolzac

    Dark Side of the Ring

    This is an excellent docu-series. I liked the Geno Hernandez one the best since the other stories were more well known.
  13. utvolzac

    Rate the Current Superstar: Kevin Owens edition

    Look/Presence: 0/10. One of the worst looks ever. He literally looks like a dad bod on his way to play a pick up basketball game. It’s the single thing that really holds him back. I know not all wrestlers are gym rats but this guy looks like he’s never even set foot inside a gym. There’s...
  14. utvolzac

    WWE Elimination Chamber (2020) Discussion Thread

    These have to be the worst Chamber matches in history, as far as lack of star power. The women’s match is clearly just going to be a Shayna squash fest, no mystery there. The tag team match has clusterfuck written all over it. Way to many bodies for a chamber match. And it really exposes the...
  15. utvolzac

    WWE Raw thread, March 2, 2020: Black vs Styles, Edge update & tag titles on the line!

    I liked his RKO on Nia Jax when she had the nerve to enter the men’s Royal Rumble after the women had their own match.
  16. utvolzac

    WWE Raw thread, March 2, 2020: Black vs Styles, Edge update & tag titles on the line!

    No medical team needed, R-Truth, Curt Hawkins and the rest of the job squad are on the case
  17. utvolzac

    WWE Raw thread, March 2, 2020: Black vs Styles, Edge update & tag titles on the line!

    To be fair she kicked him in the junk first. Had that RKO coming.
  18. utvolzac

    WWE Raw thread, March 2, 2020: Black vs Styles, Edge update & tag titles on the line!

    If he punt kicks her this is an A+ segment
  19. utvolzac

    WWE Raw thread, March 2, 2020: Black vs Styles, Edge update & tag titles on the line!

    Isn’t this the same guy that took a shit in one of the female talent’s purse? Credit to Randy for getting that line out with a straight face.
  20. utvolzac

    WWE Raw thread, March 2, 2020: Black vs Styles, Edge update & tag titles on the line!

    How come Steve “Mongo” McMichael wasn’t a star then? Better NFL pedigree. Bigger size. Better mic skills. He topped out as a horseman stooge. I don’t see Mojo exceeding that.
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