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  1. utvolzac

    Rate the Current Superstar: Dolph Ziggler edition

    Look/Presence - 5 - Looks like a Billy Gunn rip off with a Motley Crue fetish. In-Ring Ability - 7.5 - Good worker. Over sells a bit, but at least he sells, unlike the other spot monkeys. Charisma - 5 - Average. I've never seen anything special in Ziggler, even at the height of his...
  2. utvolzac

    WWE WrestleMania 36 Discussion Thread

    Welp, Alexa's ass is off my screen. Enjoy the rest of "WrestleMania" everyone. I'm tapping out, this is unwatchable. #NotMyMania
  3. utvolzac

    WWE WrestleMania 36 Discussion Thread

    I would have been fine with them having some random event, CoronaFest or something and postponing Mania. But this is like ordering Filet Mignon and getting Burger King instead.
  4. utvolzac

    WWE WrestleMania 36 Discussion Thread

    Couldn't they have just put the Performance Center wrestlers in the crowd and stagger them 6 feet apart?
  5. utvolzac

    WWE WrestleMania 36 Discussion Thread

    If Alexa's ass is on the screen I'll watch it. After that, not sure how much of this I can watch. This is bad.
  6. utvolzac

    WWE WrestleMania 36 Discussion Thread

    Wonder how many people have already tuned out with this blazing opener.
  7. utvolzac

    WWE WrestleMania 36 Discussion Thread

    As if it's not bad enough that they give us this WrestleMania, but this son of a bitch director didn't put Alexa's ass facing the hard camera?
  8. utvolzac

    WWE WrestleMania 36 Discussion Thread

    Gronk hosting and providing the crowd reations. What can't he do.
  9. utvolzac

    WWE WrestleMania 36 Discussion Thread

    SPOILER: for The Firefly Funhouse Match, Vince rented one of those inflatable bouncy houses for the PC parking lot.
  10. utvolzac

    WWE WrestleMania 36 Discussion Thread

    Stephanie with the this will be shit warning to start Mania.
  11. utvolzac

    WWE WrestleMania 36 Discussion Thread

    There is no Raw after WrestleMania is there? Florida is on stay at home lock down. So they pushed forward with this mess for nothing.
  12. utvolzac

    WWE WrestleMania 36 Discussion Thread

    Kudos to Graves and Rosenstein trying their damnest to convince everyone this is actually WrestleMania.
  13. utvolzac

    WWE WrestleMania 36 Discussion Thread

    Lol, Renee dressed up to Skype from the basement. Should have just worn sweats, it would match the theme of this WrestleMania.
  14. utvolzac

    WWE WrestleMania 36 Discussion Thread

    Man look at that sweet WrestleMania ramp. Puts the WM 33 ramp to shame. Can't wait to see the Undertaker ride his bike down all 2 feet of it.
  15. utvolzac

    WWE WrestleMania 36 Discussion Thread

    LOL, now the tag team title match will involve no tag teams. Jesus Christ this is a joke.
  16. utvolzac

    Rate the Current Superstar: Shinsuke Nakamura edition

    Presence - 5 Looks like a spastic Michael Jackson impersonator. In Ring - 7 - I like his striking. Mic Skills - 1 - This guy has been here for how many years and still hasn't improved his english enough to cut even an average promo. Terrible. Charisma - 4 - I don't get his schtick at all.
  17. utvolzac

    WWE WrestleMania 36 Discussion Thread

    Lol, so they are still going through with this. Can’t wait to see American Badass Taker ride his Harley down a 2 ft ramp and then have everyone choking on exhaust fumes cause it’s in a fucking warehouse. Gotta love Vince. Even with his card dropping like flies, the stubborn old bastard is...
  18. utvolzac

    Rate the Current Superstar: Jeff Hardy edition

    Look/Presence: 8.5, he’s past his prime now but still has a unique look about him. In-Ring Ability: 5. More of a stuntman than a wrestler. Charisma: 9. Still has the It Factor. Mic Skills: 3. Bad. Probably the thing that really held him back throughout his career.
  19. utvolzac

    WWE WrestleMania 36 Discussion Thread

    Right because a live action event and a movie are even remotely similar
  20. utvolzac

    WWE WrestleMania 36 Discussion Thread

    Vince rips up scripts an hour before the show half the time. No storylines are set in stone in WWE that can’t wait a month.
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