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  1. Jazz Wolf

    General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

    Busy as balls. Between picking up new tasks and the job and moving into my new house I feel like I need a holiday. Or two. Maybe six. Shrug.
  2. Jazz Wolf

    General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

    How you been, my beloved Loocha?
  3. Jazz Wolf

    General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

    It's just the most logical thing to do, really.
  4. Jazz Wolf

    General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

    Stubbed my toe on the coffee table? Dangit, Tyus. A sudden drought? Gotta be Tyrus. The skies cracking up and the world being torn asunder as the world spirals into the sun? This is all Tyrus's fault somehow.
  5. Jazz Wolf

    General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

    I blame Tyrus for everything.
  6. Jazz Wolf

    AEW talent have been pushing for Shelton Benjamin to join company

    Now hang on, let's not be too hasty, you might be on to something here.
  7. Jazz Wolf

    Alright, I'll ship it over. I'll include the thigh highs too, I'm told they're excellent...

    Alright, I'll ship it over. I'll include the thigh highs too, I'm told they're excellent accessories. Good luck.
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  8. Jazz Wolf

    Krash

    Name: Violet Dreyer Nickname: ‘That Dastardly Dreyer’ Age: 25 Height: 5’8 Weight: 141 pounds From: Sydney, Australia Alignment: Er, about that - this started as a heel, in the kinda-sympathetic-but-still-pathetic way where she’s kind of a jerk and a clear-cut villain but she loses so much and...
  9. Jazz Wolf

    Krash

    Name: Krash Real name: Jake Montrose Nickname/s: 'The Moustache Maverick', ‘The Heartbeat’, ‘The White Wolf’ Height: 5ft '11 Weight: 205 lbs Age: 32 Hometown: Melbourne, Australia Alignment: Face Status: On hiatus Background: A veteran wrestler for more than a decade, Krash has traveled the...
  10. Jazz Wolf

    AEW Rampage *SPOILERS* taped 8/30/23

    Outrunners AND Wingmen in the same match? Oh hell yeah, hook that shit into my veins.
  11. Jazz Wolf

    Bray Wyatt has passed away

    I heard the news at 9am when I had a full day of work ahead of me. Could barely focus on my work after that. At the time, I had no words. And now, nearly 15 hours later... I still got nothing. This shit sucks.
  12. Jazz Wolf

    Next Generation Wrestling - Ongoing Card & Results Thread - The Old Man Next Door Thinks His House Is Haunted

    We fade in to the resident nGw commentary team, Broc Lobster & Danielle Kennedy, in front of a rapturous crowd of fans! There’s a ‘n-G-w’ chant, somehow managing to verbally capitalize the G and ensure the other two letters remain lowercase, which in itself is an achievement. Broc Lobster...
  13. Jazz Wolf

    FWA 'Back in Business XVII' || RESULTS.

    So this was fuckin' amazing. Fantastic show, lads. I wasn't around for the Live Read but I imagine there's more than a few highlights. (Oh, to be a fly on the wall at the FTN entrance...) Full review, here we go! Took a few days but I'm busy, cut me some slack. NIGHT ONE MvH vs Snowmantashi...
  14. Jazz Wolf

    Simon "the Surgeon" Smythe

    Unique character, I dig it. Welcome aboard!
  15. Jazz Wolf

    FWA 'Back in Business XVII' || Card & Discussion Thread.

    Righto. Match I'm looking forward to the most is undoubtedly Steve the Techno Vampire vs Ratin Mikichin. A pair of jobbers, intertwined within each other, outmaneuvering an uncaring boss? That's a true underdog story. That speaks to me on a molecular level. The twists, the turns, everything, I...
  16. Jazz Wolf

    Nine Tales Entertainment Presents: Worlds Unite (Sign-Up/Interest Check)

    Heck yeah, you know I'm down. Character #1! Disclaimer: This character spawned from a late night shitpost several years ago about making the most uncomforting wrestler. Yes, this character exists only from changing one word in a gif. You have my sincere apologies. Name: MOIST Height: 5 ft...
  17. Jazz Wolf

    Brian Pillman Jr. leaves AEW after his contract expires

    Ah. I can't say I saw much in him. I feel like he got signed too early and was a touch too green to be put on a major platform without having the character or personality to make up for it, so after his major chance & the obvious 'heel shits on Pillman Snr for heat, BPJ attempts to avenge' feud...
  18. Jazz Wolf

    FWA ‘Back in Business XVII’ || Promo Thread

    Faces. Too many faces. Staring, shouting, cheering, jeering. A cacophony of noises, of eyes, of stares, of stimulation overload. It all blended together into a white noise, loud enough to drum into his ears and echo within his bones, and yet, the rhythmic thump of his heartbeat was still...
  19. Jazz Wolf

    GroundZero.com

    ⓍPERATIⓍN TAURED Unauthorized access is forbidden, punishable by extermination, followed by termination. Do not share or tamper with this document. System Notice: Authoritative clearance of an O-4 Level is required to view the full extent this document. Current clearance level: O-1 Viewing...
  20. Jazz Wolf

    LCW Presents: High Noon

    It was an absolute pleasure working with Tommy & AON to put this thing together. Throwing ideas and match cards together, slotting people in and out of matches to see who would fit where better, segments brought together to form a coherent narrative of THS vs Bedlam Fam. The initial match card...
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