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  1. Jazz Wolf

    Injured Wrestler Nearing Return

    Oh neat. Should be a welcome readdition to the division, she had been a standout and was quietly building momentum until the injury. Good for her, can't wait to have her back in the mix. Nah, I'll disagree on that being out of line. It was pretty fantastic and perfectly justified considering...
  2. Jazz Wolf

    Abaddon is back and healthy, featured in Dynamite dark match

    HELL YEAH THIS IS THE NEWS I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR Happy that they're back, though with the demise of the Tazcalibur Visual Podcast I'm unsure how often they'll be popping up on a viewable platform, given their relative inexperience. I'm holding out hope for at least more than the usual 'eyyy...
  3. Jazz Wolf

    Meltdown XXVIII & Fallout 028 || Promo Thread.

    -= 72 HOURS AGO =- There were fewer cities in the country more riddled with crime, than the city of FWA. Sure, the scenery changed, and some of the key players responsible for the corruption and decay in the city may have left their position, but for every killer that got dealt with, for every...
  4. Jazz Wolf

    AEW Dark/Elevation update from Andrew Zarian

    Aw man, this is a bummer, I genuinely enjoy the low-key chill atmosphere of the Tazcalibur Visual Podcast. I like seeing people who would otherwise job out be given a chance to look somewhat important and show that they actually have a finisher, I like seeing glimpses of the indies, finding...
  5. Jazz Wolf

    Longhorn Championship Wrestling: HIGH NOON! (Promo Thread)

    <3 Bullseye <3 18/01/23, 4:23pm hey hey yourself heard the news? ? [HYPERLINK BLOCKED] i'm not clicking that jfc fine i'll send an emoji instead nvm I don't have an emoji to hint it good how about a gif i will break up with you just tell me LCW's back baby oh shit fr??? fr fr...
  6. Jazz Wolf

    Longhorn Championship Wrestling: HIGH NOON! (Promo Thread)

    “Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for ‘Your Honorable’ Judge Victor Hearstly.” The unenthusiastic voice of LCW’s residential ring announcer, Jewels Duvall, echoed throughout the courtroom, and there was a smattering of feet shuffling as the crowd dutifully, if begrudgingly, rose. It wasn’t...
  7. Jazz Wolf

    Who would you let go ?

    There's an easy answer where I'd just roll out a list of talents I don't care for and that would be it. Buuuuut that would be admittedly gutting , like, half of the main roster and probably killing several storylines. Ultimately it would be self-serving, like yeah I think Karrion Kross or Baron...
  8. Jazz Wolf

    Next Generation Wrestling - Ongoing Card & Results Thread - The Old Man Next Door Thinks His House Is Haunted

    It’s a cold open! First was so nice we’ll do it again. We join Zap Powerslam, winner (I guess) of last show’s six-man tag along with Benny the Rabbit and K@te. He is walking down a hallway, breathing heavily, his face a bright red huff of nerves. He’s found a tie from somewhere and tied it to...
  9. Jazz Wolf

    Dustin Rhodes/Steve Austin talks Cody's WWE run

    I'm just going to highlight and respond to this one in particular because it's a shite copout answer to just about any question that gets this response. Same answer for if Sami beat Roman, or if Drew beat Roman, or if The Blue Meanie beat Roman, or if [Insert Your Favorite Jobber] beat Roman...
  10. Jazz Wolf

    Skye Blue finally All Elite!

    Neat. Good for her, she's been putting in the work and improving pretty well, still some gaps in her game but she's making smooth progress. She's got that whitemeat babyface appeal, like a second-tier Willow Nightingale, so as long as she keeps working hard I can see her progressing up the card...
  11. Jazz Wolf

    Next Generation Wrestling - Ongoing Card & Results Thread - The Old Man Next Door Thinks His House Is Haunted

    It’s a cold open! You know how cool those are, it means a free segment without having to worry about introductions and shit. We’re somewhere, down a hallway, as two people walk down it, their faces just cut off by the camera line. One is talking, their voice familiar. The other, not a word...
  12. Jazz Wolf

    Stu Grayson is All Elite(again)

    Nice! Good to have him back. Him & Uno should be a good boost to the tag division, even if they don't win the belts - though they clearly should, don't @ me - as long as they can have regular bangers then everybody wins. Stu was unreal as heck in the match vs BBC, can we get him vs Caudio too...
  13. Jazz Wolf

    The FWA Theme Song Countdown || THE COUNTDOWN

    ZOOOMBIE. wait I should've nominated the Postmodern Jukebox cover Golden used for a PPV once, that would've counted, right? fuck. Times like these we should remember that with lists like these, subjectivity is what makes them interesting. I'd much rather have people vote with what they...
  14. Jazz Wolf

    Next Generation Wrestling - General Information & Signup Thread

    Very nice! Thank you for the submission, we'll start factoring him into some plans.
  15. Jazz Wolf

    The FWA Theme Song Countdown || THE COUNTDOWN

    Army of the Night is such a banger theme. I love trying to sing along when it pops up on my iPod, I always invariably get lost somewhere in the chorus and end up screaming 'WHAT'S UP MARIA.' yes I know that's not the words, no I don't care, I will continue asking Maria what's up and you...
  16. Jazz Wolf

    GroundZero.com

    Wooooooo Ground Zero! I enjoy the new commentary team. Ty & Daiquan have a good chemistry, and I like the sort of... Full circle effect of the two first Ground Zero finalists eventually winding up back together, just in commentary. Plus it's good to see Ty have a solid landing after his FWA...
  17. Jazz Wolf

    GroundZero.com

    IT'S LIVE HECK YEAH Pumped for this! Enjoyed the last few Ground Zeroes, delighted to see this go forward. PREDICTION TIME. Between the three teams, Team Fantasy is my favorite, though I think Team Vampire will ultimately go the furthest. Feels like each team is kind-of-suited to it's coach...
  18. Jazz Wolf

    Next Generation Wrestling - General Information & Signup Thread

    Bump. Latest show just got posted as we start a pothole-filled journey to the next PPV (which you can read right here). I've mapped out a loose schedule but for any new characters submitted, we'll try out best to make some plans for them. This include Goro and any other newer submissions...
  19. Jazz Wolf

    Next Generation Wrestling - Ongoing Card & Results Thread - The Old Man Next Door Thinks His House Is Haunted

    ???: -and then Crash says he just flew in from the new ruin level and boy are his arms tired; HA-! On these words we cut inside the ever colorful office of Bell Connelly to see, surprise surprise, Bell Connelly spinning idly in her chair as she rattles off her typical nonsense as her...
  20. Jazz Wolf

    The FWA Theme Song Countdown || THE COUNTDOWN

    HECK YEAH THE COUNTDOWN BEGINS. Thanks Man for getting this going. Not going to lie, Ratin Mikichin's theme was a late cut from my list. It has his own name in the song, it's perfect for a wrestling theme. (that jazz cover will be used one day, I believe in it) Cthulhu's Nephews theme is a...
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