In the lead up to Anarchy Rulz, all we heard from Cyrus and The Network was talks of ‘the plan’. Nobody on the outside was entirely sure as to what the plan would entail, however it seemed likely that it would be based on Steve Corino remaining the ECW Champion. Two members of The Network who weren’t happy with the plan were the former ECW Champion Rhino and Jerry Lynn. During the Ultimate Jeopardy match, Lynn put on a herculean effort, starting the match for The Network, and quite a few times throughout the match it felt as if he was keeping The Network afloat. Lynn even had the match won, however Justin Credible, his own teammate, interrupted the pinfall attempt, not wanting Lynn to earn a shot at facing Corino at November To Remember. After the match, after being held down long enough to not getting the decisive fall, Rhino finally snapped, attacking all of The Network who have been screwing with Rhino for over a month now. Whilst Rhino and Lynn both now have The Network as an enemy, Jerry is unhappy with the Gore he received after the match at Anarchy Rulz. In somewhat of a shock, Lynn has issued a challenge to face Rhino to gain retribution for The Gore, and Cyrus has booked the match for tonight’s main event. Both men have The Network and the ECW Champion in their sights, tonight’s match could go a long way in deciding who gets that title shot at November To Remember.

At Anarchy Rulz, Christian York and Joey Matthews were able to defeat The Full Blooded Italians, whilst a little more surprisingly, Hot Commodity were able to overcome The Harris Twins. Even though Da Baldies had a say in the result, this was a big win for Hot Commodity. Coming off a successful pay per view, both teams will now assumedly set their sights on chasing The Unholy Alliance and the ECW Tag Team Championships. Who will continue their momentum coming off Anarchy Rulz when these two teams lock horns tonight?

One month ago, on an episode of ECW Hardcore TV, CW Anderson was able to defeat Low Ki to win the ECW Television Championship. Low Ki seemed to have things in control during this match, until Justin Credible made an appearance, turning the result in favor of The Network. Yet to receive his rematch, last week Low Ki confronted Cyrus, demanding he at least gets a chance to earn a rematch. The evil Cyrus complied and booked Low Ki in a match against Homicide at Anarchy Rulz. Homicide has been playing the role of mercenary, accepting money from The Network to take out some of their threats. Homicide has looked unstoppable so far during his run in ECW, however at Anarchy Rulz, ‘The Warrior’ withstood Homicide’s onslaught and was able to pick up the victory. Cyrus has stayed true to his word so tonight we will also see CW Anderson defend the TV Title against the former champion, Low Ki.

Please tune in to see all of this and much, much more!!!

The show opens up with a recap of last week’s Anarchy Rulz main event, Ultimate Jeopardy. The video package shows highlights of each man coming in and initially dominating, whilst also putting emphasis on the fact that The Network always seemed to struggle due to the numbers advantage. Special attention is paid to the dominance of Rhino towards the end of the match, before showing Corino sneaking the pin, whilst The Network kept Rhino away from being able to interrupt.

From there, the aftermath of Ultimate Jeopardy is shown with Jerry Lynn being discontent with The Network, only for Rhino to run through him with a Gore. Cyrus then tried to tell Rhino it was all Lynn’s fault, but Rhino FINALLY snapped, telling The Network that they were all going to fucking die, before he took out each one of them, including the ECW Champion Steve Corino. Anarchy Rulz then went off the air with Rhino standing tall, no longer a member of The Network…

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Straight after the video package, there is no traditional in ring introduction, but instead we cut to the backstage area, where JOEY STYLES is standing by. As usual, Styles is dressed to the nines and looks excited as hell to talk about whatever it is he’s about to talk about.

Joey Styles: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to ECW Hardcore TV, I am your host, Joey Styles! As you all just saw, the ticking time bomb that was Rhino and The Network finally exploded last week at Anarchy Rulz. Rhino has turned his back on The Network in the aftermath of what Cyrus for weeks dubbed “the plan”. It was never publicly communicated but it was clear to all last week that the plan was to keep Rhino as far away as possible from challenging Steve Corino for the ECW Championship at November To Remember.

Styles lets those words sink in, still looking in a really joyful mood.

Joey Styles: But that’s not the only bad news for The Network coming out of Anarchy Rulz. There was a tremendous performance from one man in particular throughout Ultimate Jeopardy and that man was Jerry Lynn. For a majority of the night, starting as entrant number one, Lynn carried the match for The Network and showed amazing resilience to keep them in the match when things didn’t look overly promising.

Joey nods along with his own words, clearly having some respect for Lynn’s Anarchy Rulz display.

Joey Styles: As a matter of fact, there were times in the match when Lynn got close to victory where it almost looked as if Lynn was on team ECW. It was clear that outside of Rhino, CW Anderson and Justin Credible’s mission from Cyrus was to ensure that Jerry Lynn couldn’t earn himself a title shot.

Another pause from the one man commentary team.

Joey Styles: Based off of Lynn’s unhappy reaction after the match, I think it’s pretty safe to assume that much like Rhino, Jerry Lynn is also done with The Network.

This thought brings a smile across Styles’ face.

Joey Styles: However whilst the structure of The Network has firmed and lost its uncertainty, there is still one key item on the agenda that remains in flux. With ECW Champion Steve Corino gaining the decisive fall in Ultimate Jeopardy, we have no idea what the main event of November To Remember is going to be.

Joey shakes his head, putting over how perplexed he is.

Joey Styles: There is one match that I can confirm that may have a bearing on the ECW Title situation. During the week, Jerry Lynn has demanded a match with Rhino looking for revenge after being Gored at Anarchy Rulz.

He looks pretty excited at the idea of tonight’s main event.

Joey Styles: Of course pitting his enemies against each other is one of Cyrus’ favorite things to do, so he gleefully booked Lynn versus Rhino as tonight’s main event. One question remains though, will the winner of this match potentially earn the right to be the number one contender at November To Remember?

With the shill job complete, Joey lets out a smile before redirecting us to ringside for the opening contest of the night…

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After the match, CW Anderson immediately rolls out of the ring, out of breath and feeling the hurt from the contest. Anderson grabs his TV Title from ringside, ignoring the LOUD boos from the fans, before joining Credible, and together, the two scurry up the ramp.

Meanwhile, an annoyed Kid Kash slides into the ring, checking on a downed Low Ki, who will surely be frustrated when he recovers and realizes how close he was to winning.

Still, tonight belongs to CW, as he and Credible stop at the top of the ramp, and Anderson raises the title above his head.

This gets more heat from the fans and then CW and Credible disappear through the curtain, and we cut to our first commercial break of the evening.


Upon returning from the commercial break, a video package plays…


Straight after the video package, JOEY STYLES is backstage to shed some light.

Joey Styles: Ladies and gentleman, as we all know, The Network claimed going into Anarchy Rulz that they were in control of the World Tag Team Titles.

Without saying anything, Joey looks extremely happy that they weren’t correct.

Joey Styles: Cyrus’ dealings with Danny Doring made it really seem as if Doring and Roadkill were ready to join The Network… But The Network’s pick, Doring and Roadkill rejected their offer and sacrificed the match to make the point that they want nothing to do with The Network!

A big smile comes across Styles’ face as he says this.

Joey Styles: Now I know this might not seem like much of a conciliation prize, and I know that Danny Doring and Roadkill want to be the champs… But I’m sure that all of the fans are happy to have them on Team ECW!!!

With the recap of the situation over with, Joey signs off…

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We head to another area backstage, where for the first time in forever, standing by himself is JERRY LYNN. A mixed reaction echoes throughout the arena for Lynn, who doesn’t seem in a good mood, a dirty look on his face.

Jerry Lynn: For those of you who have been living under a rock for the past six months, The Network used me.

Lynn nods in a matter of fact fashion, before shrugging his shoulders.

Jerry Lynn: Who cares? That’s not why I’m angry. They used me but I used The Network!

He pauses, letting those words marinate, and then continues.

Jerry Lynn: I’m not afraid to admit it, after years in this business, I tried to take a shortcut. I knew before getting involved in all of this, I knew what it was all about…

Jerry strokes his stubble.

Jerry Lynn: I knew they would use me to try and take out certain guys on their hit list, and I was okay with that. For me, it was all about using them to get the TV Title and to get a World Title shot after that.

A wry smile appears on his face now.

Jerry Lynn: I guess I got half way there, I did win the TV Title. After that though, they got in my way!

Lynn shakes his head, more bitterness and frustration coming out now.

Jerry Lynn: And to be brutally honest with you all, it’s bullshit!!!

He’s getting angrier, causing him to breathe heavy.

Jerry Lynn: I should be the ECW Champion right now, but The Network decided to get behind somebody else. That’s the reason why I’ve decided to leave The Network. People can boo or cheer me for turning my back on The Network…

Jerry pauses again, taking a moment.

Jerry Lynn: I’m not here for adulation, I don’t care!

Lynn’s eyes continue to stare right into the camera lens, sending a message.

Jerry Lynn: Whether they’re a good guy or a bad guy, The Network or pro ECW, I’m going to get them all eventually.

The determination is clear in the voice of the former TV Champ.

Jerry Lynn: And when there’s nobody left in my way, I’m going to get my match with Steve Corino and I’m going to FINALLY win the ECW Title.

Jerry motions that the title will be coming around his waist.

Jerry Lynn: Tonight, is the beginning of the new chapter in my journey, and it starts with Rhino.

More anger etches across the face of Lynn.

Jerry Lynn: I appreciate that Rhino and I have something in common right now. I appreciate that he turned his back on The Network as well.

He nods along with his words yet again.

Jerry Lynn: At Anarchy Rulz, he also Gored me and tried to make an example out of me…

Lynn shakes his head in annoyance.

Jerry Lynn: That put Rhino between me and the title, and that’s not acceptable!

With one last determined look at the camera, Lynn storms out of sight, seemingly ready for tonight’s main event…

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As the bell rings, the fans let out a respectful cheer as York and Matthews have their hands raised by the referee, victorious yet again.

The duo motion for tag titles to be coming around their waists (writing this for Wolfy lol)…

WHEN SUDDENLY THEY GET ATTACKED FROM BEHIND…

BY JOHNNY SWINGER AND SIMON DIAMOND!!!

TEAM ME ARE BACK! Team Me stomp all over both men, the shock value enough to keep them at bay. Diamond and Swinger then pick up Matthews and throw him from the ring.

They then focus their attention on York… DRILLING HIM WITH THE PROBLEM SOLVER!!!

The heat is enormous for the returning team, as they now own the ring. Both men have smiles on their faces, clearly happy to be back, when Simon Diamond gets a microphone from the ringside crew.

Simon Diamond: SIMON HAS A PROBLEM~!

Despite the fact that they are heels, a slight mixed reaction goes up for the catchphrase.

Simon Diamond: For those of you who don’t remember us, we haven’t been around for a while. We were injured by two big dumb blueberries with chairs and an eye patch.

Cheers go up for the reference of Eye Balls, which clearly pisses off Diamond and Swinger, both men comically stomping their feet.

Simon Diamond: Now that’s a problem because if we weren’t injured…

Diamond pauses for a moment, mulling over his next words.

Simon Diamond: If we weren’t injured, we would already have brought the tag titles to our loving Network!

Major heat from the furious fans now, unhappy with the fact that the smarmy Team Me are aligning themselves with The Network.

Simon Diamond: You filthy idiots can all react the way you want, the fact is The Network supported us when we were injured. They paid for our medical bills.

A bit of passion as Swinger nods along, both men taking it very seriously.

Simon Diamond: So now we’re left in a position where we need to do the right thing by The Network. To repay our debt…

He clears his throat before continuing.

Simon Diamond: We are going to give The Network the gift of the ECW Tag Team Titles. We vow to win the tag team titles and lay them at the feet of our spiritual advisor, and our best friend, CYRUS!!!

As you can probably imagine, the heat directed at the duo gets even louder, until “Big Balls” by Boner plays throughout the arena to some BIG TIME CHEERS, as EYE BALLS step through the curtain. Team Me are furious inviting them to the ring, and BALLS MAHONEY AND PIERRE CARL OULETTE seem happy to oblige. With both men wielding their steel chairs, they CHARGE DOWN THE RAMP AND SLIDE INTO THE RING!!!

TEAM ME CHARGE AT BOTH MEN WITH CLOTHESLINES…

EYE BALLS DUCK…

AND EYE BALLS CREAM TEAM ME WITH STEREO CHAIR SHOTS TO THE FACE!!!

Both members of Team Me fall to the canvas, basically unconscious, whilst the fans begin chanting “ECDUBBYA”, “ECDUBBYA”, “ECDUBBBYA”.

The return of Team Me has been ruined, but Eye Balls stand tall, raising their chairs above the head, enjoying the ovation from their adoring fans, as we head to a break.


We return from the break to a rather familiar sight, RHINO, alone in a locker room, pacing back and forth, seemingly already in a fit of rage, as he begins speaking.

Rhino: I heard everything that Jerry Lynn said earlier tonight, and I don’t care. Jerry Lynn might not be with The Network anymore and he might be a hero again… And he might have been the MVP of Ultimate Jeopardy…

As he’s speaking, his face is getting redder, and his pacing is speeding up.

Rhino: BUT GUESS WHAT? THAT MEANS YOU’RE THE MVP OF FUCKING ME OUT OF MY SHOT!!! MY SHOT… MY FUCKING TITLE SHOT!!!

Rhino’s voice is getting louder and louder as he continued to get worked up.

Rhino: I DON’T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU’RE DONE WITH THE NETWORK NOW… BECAUSE YOU STILL TOOK PART… YOU SCREWED ME!!!

‘The Big F’n Deal’ punches a wall in anger, leaving a crack in the plaster.

Rhino: SO YOU’RE GOING TO FUCKING DIE!!! I’M GONNA’ BREAK YOUR NECK… RIP OFF YOUR TINY FUCKING HEAD BY THE ROOT… CARRY YOU BY YOUR BLOODY FUCKING SPINAL CORD… AND LAY YOUR HEAD AT CORINO’S FEET!!!

Holy shit, that was intense.

Rhino: I’LL PICK THEM ALL OFF ONE BY ONE UNTIL IT’S JUST ME AND STEVE AT NOVEMBER TO REMEMBER…

The thought of that match brings a sadistic smile to Rhino’s face.

Rhino: AND THEN I’M GOING TO CUT HIM IN HALF… I’M GOING TO BREAK CORINO’S NECK… I’M GOING TO TAKE HIS TITLE AND HOLD IT OVER HIM… AND THE LAST THING HE EVER SEES IS GOING TO BE ME HOLDING THAT TITLE UP IN A RED FILTER!!!

More scary descriptiveness from Rhino, as he continues to pace in anger.

Rhino: THE LAST THOUGHT THAT HE’LL EVER HAVE IS THAT HE SHOULDN’T HAVE FUCKING SCREWED WITH THE BIG FUCKING DEAL!!!

The former champion punches his own chest, referring to himself.

Rhino: AND WITH HIS DYING BREATH, CORINO WILL SAY… MY… FUCKING… NAME… RHINO… RHINO… RHINO!!!

Rhino continues in his fit of rage, becoming incoherent now, yelling and screaming, whilst we cut away…

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To see JOEY STYLES standing in the back, excited to get one last piece of screen time tonight.

Joey Styles: We haven’t got much time left before the main event so I’ll get to this one as quickly as possible. Next week, in the land of extreme, we have another big time match in the war between ECW and The Network as the main event. It will be Eye Balls teaming up to take on Justin Credible and the ECW Champion Steve Corino!!!

Having made the announcement, Joey quickly directs us back to ringside, knowing it’s time for the main event…

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The fans mark out for the win, clearly on team Rhino now, but Rhino immediately scares the referee away, not allowing his hand to be raised.

There’s no over the top celebration from Rhino either, as he immediately grabs a microphone and signals for his music to be cut.

He still takes a moment or two longer to speak though, catching his breath in the interim.

Rhino: By my math, that’s one down, three to go.

Rhino holds up the applicable amount of fingers as he says the numbers, getting another pop from the fans.

Rhino: I will stick to my promise, I’m going to kill the fucking Network!

MASSIVE pop but Rhino pays it no attention.

Rhino: As a matter of fact, I’ve got an idea to speed up the process. STEVE CORINO… Come out and give me the match, make this easy for you.

The fans seem okay with that, but Rhino shakes his head, knowing Corino won’t show up.

Rhino: What about next week? I know you’re booked next week, and I will be there to Gore you!

A “RHINO”, “RHINO”, “RHINO” chant begins, forcing Rhino to stop speaking for a few moments.

Rhino: Make no mistake about it Corino, I will terrorize you. I’ll Gore you at every TV taping, I’ll Gore you at every house show, and I’ll show up AT YOUR FUCKING HOUSE AND GORE YOU!!!

More cheers for the intense Rhino, who just continues to breathe heavily.

Rhino: Whoa, whoa, I’m not done. I’ll Gore your stupid fucking whore valet; I’ll Gore your manager… I’’LL GORE YOUR FUCKING LIFE AND HAUNT YOUR EVERY MOMENT UNTIL I GET YOU IN THE RING!!!

Rhino’s getting redder and redder in the face now, getting on a roll, as the cheers go on. Once the fans quiet down, Rhino puts the mic back towards his mouth, but before he can speak…

???: EXCUSE ME!!!

The fans immediately boo the familiar voice… AS A BUNCH OF SECURITY AND POLICE OFFICERS BEGIN WALKING DOWN THE RAMP…

FOLLOWED BY AN ARROGANT LOOKING CYRUS!!!

Rhino is ENRAGED inside the ring, as about 20 odd security and police officers get in the ring before Cyrus. The leader of The Network gets in the ring rather slowly, wearing a neck brace after the Clothesline from Rhino at Anarchy Rulz, ensuring his wall of security prevents Rhino from getting near him. Once inside of the ring and feeling a little protected, Cyrus sneers at his former protégé.

Cyrus: I don’t know who the hell you think you are to demand an ECW Championship match, but it isn’t going to happen. You had your shot at Ultimate Jeopardy, and you failed to win.

“FUCK YOU”, “FUCK YOU”, “FUCK YOU” chants from the audience, as Rhino’s pacing picks up again. This causes the security to be severely on edge.

Cyrus: Not only did you fail to win a match that the ECW Champion was good enough to win, you then laid your hands on a Network executive.

Cyrus touches at his braced neck, getting heat from the fans and a roll of the eyes from Rhino.

Rhino: Cut the shit, book the match!

Cyrus: NO, I don’t think so…

The man known as ‘The Virus’ shakes his head, whilst Rhino cocks his head, seemingly ready to pounce.

Cyrus: There is still a lot of water to go under the bridge before we reach November To Remember. I haven’t decided on who Steve Corino will face at November To Remember just yet…

Cyrus pauses, before a shit eating grin appears on his face.

Cyrus: BUT IT WILL NOT BE YOU!!!

Rhino takes two steps towards Cyrus, colliding with the first row of security, who try and hold him back with their hands on his chest.

Cyrus: BECAUSE YOU’RE FIRED!!!

VULCANIC HEAT emanates from the audience, and as the lava continues to flow, RHINO LOSES HIS SHIT INSIDE OF THE RING!!!

RHINO BUSTS HIS WAY THROUGH THE WALL OF SECURITY…

AND GRABS CYRUS BY THE THROAT!!!

The fans are marking out, as Rhino drags Cyrus to the middle of the ring…

RHINO PUTS CYRUS IN POSITION FOR THE PILEDRIVER…

UNTIL ALL OF THE POLICE OFFICERS AND SECURITY GUARDS JUMP ALL OVER RHINO!!!

Boos continue to reign down from the rafters, as Cyrus manages to scurry to freedom, and the twenty odd men are able to hold Rhino down.

One police officers places Rhino’s hands behind his back…

AND THE POLICE OFFICER HANDCUFFS RHINO!!!

The crew work together to drag Rhino up, trying to escort him from the ring…

BUT RHINO STILL THROWS A COUPLE OF KICKS… DROPPING A FEW MEMBERS OF THE SECURITY TEAM!!!

Cyrus is cowering in the corner, watching on with concern, as Rhino finally gets dragged outside of the ring.

Cyrus feels more confident now, dodging garbage being hurled at him from the rabid fans, to smugly wave goodbye to Rhino…

SO RHINO BREAKS FREE AND CHARGES BACK TO THE RING!!!

BUT THE POLICE OFFICERS CATCH HIM BEFORE HE CAN SLIDE BACK IN!!!

The police officers turn Rhino around, ready to escort him to the back…

WHEN STEVE CORINO SMASHES HIS ECW CHAMPIONSHIP ACROSS THE FACE OF RHINO!!!

Cyrus applauds the actions of the champion from inside the ring, as Rhino collapses to the floor, causing the officer’s to sprawl also.

Rhino is defenseless with the handcuffs on…

SO CORINO MOUNTS RHINO… AND BEATS THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIM WITH RIGHT HANDS!!!

After landing some blows, Rhino snaps out of his daze, AND LETS OUT A ROAR IN ANGER, which causes Corino to get off of him.

The ECW Champion grabs his title and motions for Cyrus, and the two begin making their way towards the back, happy with their handiwork.

The fans are filthy, belting out chants of “FUCK THE NETWORK”, “FUCK THE NETWORK”, “FUCK THE NETWORK”.

Meanwhile, the police officers and security guards are left to drag the fired Rhino back to his feet, ready to escort him out of an ECW building for the last time…

Everything prior to the Kid Kash stuff on this show has been rewritten in full, with the aftermath to the opening match being BRAND NEW CONTENT~! and not something that was included in the original version of this BTB.


The show skips any opening video package and panning around the arena, showing the fans, instead we head to the backstage set area where JOEY STYLES is standing by. As per recent times with the firing of Joel Gertner, Styles looks set to ride solo on commentary again tonight.

Joey Styles: Ladies and gentlemen, we’re here live In Wheeling, West Virginia for another episode of ECW Hardcore TV. And it wouldn’t be another ECW program without another world class main event. Tonight, we will see the team that epitomizes what ECW is about, Eye Balls team up to take on The Network’s Justin Credible and ECW Champion Steve Corino. I feel like I say this every week at this point, but this is another crucial match which can change the dynamic of the battle between ECW and The Network.

Styles was excited to announce the main event, but now his mood changes, becoming more downtrodden.

Joey Styles: Unfortunately, I have been given a note to discuss the shocking and abrupt firing of arguably the biggest threat to the Network last week in Rhino. One thing that this has show men is that firing one of ECW’s biggest stars shows just how desperate Cyrus is to keep the ECW Title gold on the champion.
Joey shakes his head, showing his disgust at this borderline tragedy.

Joey Styles: Back at Anarchy Rulz, we witnessed Ultimate Jeopardy which was one of the most brutal matches I have ever seen. Now as we all know, blood and gore weren’t the only important aspect of that match, there was a stipulation where the winner of the pinfall would face the champion at November To Remember. Even though Corino himself got the pinfall inside Ultimate Jeopardy, it just felt like he and Rhino were on a collision course. It was assumed Rhino would somehow get the shot in November To Remember, but with Rhino fired, that’s obviously up in the air.

Styles shrugs for a moment but has more news.

Joey Styles: Now where things get even more interesting is that with the number one contender spot for the ECW Championship seemingly vacant, other members of The Network’s ambition are coming to the forefront. We know that Justin Credible and CW Anderson have both privately petitioned Cyrus for the title shot now for their loyal service to The Network. Is it going to be an all Network main event on the biggest show of the year? We just have to wait and see as no announcement has been made yet.

With that, Styles signs off and sends us to ringside for the first match of the night…

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Another smattering of heat comes from the audience as The Harris Brothers get their hands raised in victory. The two slap each other some five, proud of themselves, but not necessarily being ones to smile. They look set to leave the ring… WHEN THEY ARE ATTACKED FROM BEHIND…

BY HOT COMMODITY!!!

CHRIS HAMRICK, EZ MONEY AND JULIO DINERO begin pummeling The Harris Brothers, but it isn’t long until Da Baldies intervene… AND WE’VE GOT A THREE TEAM BRAWL ON OUR HANDS!!!

After Da Baldies get distracted with focusing on The Harris Bros, now Hot Commodity are able to take them down. ELEKTRA then runs down to major heat from the fans, and she has a see through bag with her. Inside the bag, it’s clear to see THEIR PREVIOUSLY CUT OFF HAIR!

Hamrick grabs the bag, and they look set to pour the discarded hair onto the heads of Da Baldies, BUT DA BALDIES FIGHT BACK!!!

They fight back to their feet and manage to hammer away, causing Hot Commodity to flee to the back. Meanwhile, Da Baldies now turn and keep The Harris Brothers down, until Angel leaves the ring. He digs underneath the ring and PULLS OUT SOME HAIR CLIPPERS!!!

The fans begin to buzz with anticipation, as Angel gets back in… AND ANGEL AND TONY DEVITO TAKE TURNS SHAVING THE MOUSTACHES OF THE HARRIS BROTHERS!!!

The Harris Bros hulk up mid shave and fight back, throwing Da Baldies out of the ring. Whilst The Harris Brothers are the victors and the last team standing tonight, they have done it with what now are some terrifying horseshoe moustaches…


After the break, for the second time tonight, we see JOEY STYLES at the cheap ECW interview set, ready to discuss some of the recent events.

Joey Styles: As we continue to progress towards November To Remember, we have to acknowledge the competitiveness and unpredictability of the tag team division here in ECW. The Unholy Alliance, Doring and Roadkill, York and Matthews, Team Me, The Harris Brothers, Da Baldies and even Hot Commodity are some of the teams who can beat each other on any given day. Now The Network has made it clear that their current mission statement is to get possession of the tag titles, so the question remains on whether a team will sell out and give The Network what they desire.

Almost as if this was scripted, the ever smug leader of The Network, CYRUS, walks into view, giving Styles a look to stop talking. Joey doesn’t look impressed but knows to do what he’s told.

Cyrus: Joey, as always there’s a reason, you’re in the position you’re in. You make some good points, and I promise that the tag title situation will be addressed later tonight.

Styles seems a little confused at the jovial nature of the leader of The Network.

Joey Styles: Ah, I have to say, despite the fact that The Network’s plan backfired, and Doring and Roadkill rejected your offer at Anarchy Rulz, you seem to be in a shockingly good mood. What gives?

Cyrus gives Joey a pitiful look, as condescending as ever in nature.

Cyrus: All of this is a big game of chess, Joey, and I’m the best player. All that stuff with Doring and Roadkill was simply a decoy.

Joey continues to look confused so Cyrus presses on.

Cyrus: You talk about The Network wanting to gain the tag titles, but the truth is the ECW Tag Team Titles ARE under The Network’s control. Cross my heart and hope to die, and if you don’t believe me, well all I can say is you should go ask Mikey Whipwreck and Tajiri.

Styles scoffs, not buying what Cyrus is selling.

Cyrus: React however you like, Styles, but surely even you can recall that neither of them is above making a deal with the devil.

With one last chuckle and smirk, Cyrus walks away, having portrayed the message he wanted to, whilst Styles looks gob smacked, now potentially believing Cyrus based on the last point. Anyway, Joey will continue to stew in his thought as he remembers to send us back to ringside…

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At ringside, “Fuck That” by Kid Rock rocks through the speakers, and KID KASH steps through the curtain, getting a great reaction from the fans. ‘The Notorious K.I.D.’ slaps hands with the fans, a smile on his face, despite the gargantuan task he has to undertake in facing Homicide tonight. Once inside of the ring, before his opponent can come out, ECW’s resident redneck grabs a microphone, wanting to get something off of his chest.

Kid Kash: I don’t do a lot of talking so I’ll keep this pretty short and sweet. I’ll start by summing up the way all of you people probably feel right now, last week was some bullshit.

Slight cheers from the fans as they seem a little confused, but KK just nods his head knowingly.

Kid Kash: Last week the moment we have all been waiting for finally happened, The Network got put in their place. Rhino finally showed everybody who the hell he is and ran through The Network, but because of it, he got fired.

Enormous heat from the fans now, and Kash clearly agrees with him.

Kid Kash: Like I said, that’s some bullshit, but Rhino isn’t exactly my friend, and with him out of the picture…

KK pauses, thinking over his next words carefully.

Kid Kash: I see a silver lining with this whole situation, and the silver lining I’m seeing is the opportunity.

The fans begin to murmur, wondering exactly where Kash is going with this.

Kid Kash: So with no official number one contender, I’m making a stand tonight. I’m formally challenging that coward and that backstabber Steve Corino for the ECW Title at November to Remember!!!

Now KK has gotten his point across, and he gets a nice ovation from the fans, as he flings the microphone to the canvas. He doesn’t have to wait long for HOMICIDE to make his way to the ring, getting mainly heat from the fans, but a couple of cheers here and there because he’s badass. And now it’s time for the match.


After the match, Homicide has his hand raised by the referee, seemingly not caring all that much, whilst Justin Credible immediately slides into the ring. Credible shares a nod with Homicide, as they stand over the fallen Kid Kash. The former ECW champion has a smirk on his face, happy to see Kash in pain, before grabbing a microphone and preparing to speak. Credible gets frustrated though because before he can begin, the fans start a “FUCK YOU”, “FUCK YOU”, “FUCK YOU” chant. He’s forced to wait the chants out, and then he’s able to speak.

Justin Credible: Between Homicide and myself, I consider this (pointing at Kash) a job well done. You see, this little bitch has been a thorn in my side and a thorn in The Network’s side for too fucking long now.

Heat is directed at Credible, who ignores it, whilst Homicide just stands there, remaining stoic.

Justin Credible: And for those of you who missed last week, or in case you just haven’t been paying attention…

Credible pauses for a moment to clear his throat.

Justin Credible: The Network isn’t taking any prisoners, we’re cleaning up these days!

More boos from the pissed off fans, when suddenly, Credible lowers the microphone, puts his hand in his pocket… AND PULLS OUT A WAD OF CASH!!!

Homicide, ever the mercenary, looks more interested in what’s happening now, as Credible offers him the money, and Homicide takes it.

The heat gets even LOUDER, as the fans realize Kash could be in some serious trouble.

Justin Credible: Right there in your hand, that’s one thousand dollars to cripple that slimy little bastard right now!

The ECW faithful urge Homicide not to accept the money, but he looks at money… AND PLACES IT IN HIS POCKET!!!

Immediately, ‘The Notorious 187’ roughly drags Kash up to his feet, as Credible watches on with glee. ‘Cide signals that it could be time for the Cop Killa…

WHEN HOMICIDE GETS CREAMED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BACK WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!

COURTESY OF… TOMMY DREAMER!!!

The fans mark out as Credible flees the ring, and Homicide drops to the canvas, rolling out and clutching his back.

Tommy wields the chair threateningly, inviting both men back into the ring, whilst the fans kick start an “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB” chant.

With Credible and Homicide both spouting off threats but backing up the ramp, choosing to fight another day, Tommy turns his attention towards Kash.

Dreamer checks on Kash and gets him back to his feet, and the two share a handshake, getting a nice ovation, having thwarted The Network’s plans tonight…


The show return to air with a video package…


Once the video finishes, there seems to be some commotion in the backstage area, and all we can initially see is some yelling and screaming and a swarm of security. As the camera men work overtime to get a better angle, we can see a red faced KID KASH being carried out of the arena, rather forcefully, by the security.

Kid Kash: THIS IS BULLSHIT… WHAT THE HELL!!!

Suddenly, as Kash continues to fight and fail against security, he gets a look that could kill on his face, as the leader of The Network, CYRUS has a big smile on his face.

Cyrus: As Justin mentioned earlier, you’ve been a nuisance to The Network for far too long, and I’ve got some Network business to take care of. I don’t want you around to ruin it. Adios.

With that, Cyrus gives Kash a smart ass like wave, before walking away. Meanwhile, Kash continues to fight against security, albeit not fruitfully, his night looking set for an early finish…

…

Back at ringside, “Debonaire” by Dope plays throughout the PA system, getting a GIGANTIC pop as the fans think Rhino, but it turns out to just be CYRUS. The man who makes the decisions for The Network smiles at the annoyed fans, getting even more heat for it in the process. ‘The Virus’ walks to the ring with the purpose, before grabbing a microphone and waiting for the frustrated fans to quiet down.

Cyrus: Mongoloids of West Virginia, please pay attention because at this time…

Cyrus can’t help but be a troll so of course, he gets heat for it. He just laughs at the foul reaction from the fans and continues with his business.

Cyrus: I would like everybody to put their hands together for a team that truly deserves it. I’m out here tonight to proudly introduce the ECW World Tag Team Champions… THE UNHOLY ALLIANCE!!!

With a cheesy grin on his face, Cyrus waits, pointing towards the curtain, and after a few seconds, “Sinister Music” by Boner can be heard. The unexpected arrival of the ECW Tag Team Champions is met by huge cheers, as all three members of THE UNHOLY ALLIANCE, MIKEY WHIPWRECK, YOSHIHIRO TAJIRI AND THE SINISTER MINISTER head towards the ring.

The fans continue to show their appreciation for the best team in the business today, however they look confused as to why Cyrus has invited them into the ring.

Cyrus however, keeps his toothy grin and applauds them, showing his appreciation. The leader of The Network then offers a handshake to Mikey, who’s closest to him, but Mikey takes a step back and grabs a microphone.

The slight rejection of the handshake gets an EPIC pop from the fans, and Mikey can’t help but smirk at the fans.

Mikey Whipwreck: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Clearly there has been a crossing of the wires somewhere because we are not team Cyrus or team Network. I don’t know what you think happened at Anarchy Rulz, but let’s clear the confusion right now. We cared more about keeping our titles than attacking your goons, but we still hate The Network.

Not the start he wanted, Cyrus looks a little agitated as the fans clap Mikey’s words. The Sinister Minister now takes the microphone, wanting to say something.

The Sinister Minister: Mikey’s one hundred percent right but boys (looks at Tajiri and Mikey), I can take it from here. Cyrus, The Unh-…

Suddenly, CYRUS PUTS HIS HAND OVER TSM’S MICROPHONE, STOPPING HIM FROM SPEAKING!!!

Gasps can be heard for the disrespect, but The Minister does his best to keep his cool.

Cyrus: With all due respect, it’s my time to talk to these two tonight, not yours. Maybe I can talk some sense into these guys like you have attempted to throughout the past year.

Mikey and Tajiri remain non pulsed, whilst The Sinister Minister looks interested in what Cyrus has to say.

Cyrus: Firstly, I openly admit that I probably need to clear the air…

Cyrus walks up to Tajiri, getting in his face, and Tajiri gets WILD EYED, only for TSM to put a hand on his chest, telling him to relax. Cyrus puts his hands together in a preying motion, AND HE BOWS TO TAJIRI, WHICH GETS UNGODLY HEAT FROM THE FANS!!!

Minister can’t believe it, just shaking his head, whilst Tajiri doesn’t react.

Cyrus: We’ve had problems in the past but Tajiri, I want to apologize for screwing you out of the TV Title a year and a half ago.

Everybody sees through his bullshit, but Cyrus nods earnestly.

Cyrus: I know The Network is looked at as the all evil conglomerate, but let’s be real here. It’s not like either of you are pure bred ECW.

‘The Virus’ gets a content look on his face as he continues.

Cyrus: If we look at Mikey first, it’s not like you’ve never sold out before. Didn’t you leave this place once upon a time for a fat pay check at World Championship Wrestling?

MAJOR heat from the fans, as Mikey is furious at the mention of his previous mistake. Cyrus puts his hands up, proclaiming innocence and moves on.

Cyrus: And Tajiri, I know all about your history. You were a founding member of The Network!

No reaction from Tajiri so Cyrus continues.

Cyrus: Look, I’m not saying that I need you guys to be my best friends or anything crazy like that. We don’t have to get along…

Off the mic, “Good” – Mikey Whipwreck, but Cyrus ignores it.

Cyrus: But it’s crucial that you do the right thing here. Us all being on the same page, and you bringing those titles…

Cyrus is forced to pause as the boos from the fans become increasingly louder. It’s impossible for him to talk over the crowd.

Cyrus: Bringing those titles… FINALLY…

The frustration is getting more obvious from Cyrus now, as he stomps his feet, furious with the fans, who kick start an “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB” chant.

Cyrus: After taking care of Rhino last week, bringing those tag titles to The Network is just what I need to fully control ECW. It’s for the betterment of this company!

Finally, Cyrus’ pitch seems to be finished. The audience still isn’t happy, but The Sinister Minister looks objective as he begins to speak.

The Sinister Minister: Firstly, I appreciate the explanation, If I wasn’t before, I’m very aware of ECW’s current situation…

Cyrus nods along with TSM’s words, seemingly happy with where this is going.

The Sinister Minister: But my knowledge of the situation is exactly why we have to decline your offer.

YAY~! Big time pop from the fans for Cyrus’ rejection, but Cyrus looks irritated.

The Sinister Minister: In case the message still hasn’t gotten through to you, I’ll let my Japanese friend say it more plainly…

Minister holds the mic to Tajiri’s mouth.

Yoshihiro Tajiri: KISS…. MY… ASS!!!

Another massive pop from the fans, followed by chants of “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”. The Sinister Minister lets out a devilish smirk, as Mikey and Tajiri give each other five. Meanwhile, Cyrus looks down at the mat, irritated, before recomposing himself.

Cyrus: You know what? Funnily enough, I’m okay with that answer…

Now it’s The Unholy Alliances turn to look confused again.

Cyrus: BECAUSE I FIGURED THE ANSWER WOULD BE NO…

The crazed Cyrus is yelling, all the while with an evil genius smile on his face.

Cyrus: SO THIS WHOLE THING HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT A SET UP!!!

The fans begin to buzz, and Tajiri and Mikey get into a fighting stance…

WHEN THEY ARE ATTACKED FROM BEHIND BY…

CW ANDERSON AND JUSTIN CREDIBLE!!!

The two Network members have come through the crowd to do their damage, pounding the hell out of the tag champs. The Sinister Minister looks on with concern as a gleeful Cyrus backs into the corner, applauding the work of his two henchmen.

Ever the champions, Mikey and Tajiri show signs of life, brushing off the shock and fighting back…

UNTIL CREDIBLE PICKS UP HIS SINGAPORE CANE AND LEVELS MIKEY WITH A SHOT TO THE HEAD!!!

Tajiri now charges at Credible… ONLY TO RECEIVE A SINGAPORE CANE SHOT TO THE MID SECTION!!!

The animosity from the audience is brutal now, shitting all over this, as Tajiri clutches at his ribs… SO CW ANDERSON MOWS HIM DOWN WITH A TAG TITLE TO THE FACE!!!

With his comrades in trouble, The Sinister Minister bravely steps in front of his fallen champions, not wanting them to get further punishment. TSM pleads with The Network…

BUT CREDIBLE KICKS HIM IN THE GUT… AND DRILLS MINISTER WITH THE THAT’S INCREDIBLE!!!

HOLY SHIT!!! Despite the fan alignment, a huge “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB” chant breaks out for that. Credible smirks at his handiwork, but as CW continues to pummel Mikey, TSM going down seems to have awoken something in Tajiri.

‘The Japanese Buzzsaw’ is back to his feet, and immediately begins landing rapid fire kicks, keeping Credible off balance.

Anderson turns his attention towards the Jap now as well, but Tajiri uses his quickness, landing several kicks to the body of CW…

BAM!!! CREDIBLE HITS TAJIRI IN THE BACK WITH THE SINGAPORE CANE!!!

AND TAJIRI STAGGERS STRAIGHT INTO AN ANDERSON SPINEBUSTER FROM CW!!!

The fans are deflated again as Tajiri’s second wind is quickly snuffed out. Both TSM and Tajiri are completely out of it now, whilst the courageous Mikey is trying to use the ropes to pull himself up.

Cyrus points towards Mikey and gives some instructions to Credible Anderson who both nod dutifully. Together, the dastardly duo drags Mikey across the ring and onto the ring apron.

Immediately, a “RHINO”, “RHINO”, “RHINO” chant begins reverberating around the arena, but he’s fired, which means he wouldn’t be able to get into the building. They are going to use his trademark anyway though… AS ANDERSON AND CREDIBLE DELIVER A SPIKE TOMBSTONE OFF OF THE APRON AND THROUGH THE FUCKING TIMEKEEPER’S TABLE!!!

“ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB” goes up for the big time spot, but the issue here is Mikey may have a broken neck. Anderson and Credible get up, smirking at their handiwork, and they join Cyrus back inside of the ring.

The three villains share a hug amongst themselves, to heat of course, whilst ‘Damage Control’ scurry down the ramp, knowing they’ve got some work to do with Mikey.

The glorified EMT’s immediately begin working on Mikey, whilst Cyrus picks up his microphone again.

Cyrus: One thing I almost forgot with all the excitement is an announcement I have regarding next week’s main event.

It’s literally almost impossible for Cyrus to be heard over the audience’s disdain, but he does his best anyway.

Cyrus: Next week, our glorious ECW Tag Team Champions, The Unholy Alliance will be defending their titles against the NEXT ECW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… CW ANDERSON AND JUSTIN CREDIBLE!!!

As you can imagine, more boos from the fans as The Network celebrate inside of the ring. Meanwhile, The Sinister Minister and Tajiri, still worse for wear, have managed to roll to the outside to see what’s happening with Mikey.

‘Damage Control’ are working on putting a neck brace on Mikey, but The Network don’t care. They continue to gloat inside of the ring, feeling on top of the world, as we head to our final break of the evening.


Because I don’t like writing entrances, when we return from the break, the competitors for tonight’s main event are already in the ring…


After the hard fought match, the ECW Champion Steve Corino stands tall, raising his hands in the air, despite the ungodly heat from the fans. Jack Victory and Dawn Marie quickly scurry into the ring to celebrate, and the trio help Credible to his feet.

Meanwhile, CW Anderson has managed to break away from PCO and get into the ring as well. The heat doesn’t die down as the villainous Network conglomerate continues to celebrate.

Suddenly, PCO hops onto the apron, looking to get inside the ring and check on his tag team partner…

BUT CREDIBLE CANES PCO RIGHT IN THE FACE, SENDING HIM CRASHING OFF OF THE APRON AND INTO THE CROWD BARRICADE!!!

Any other wrestling company and there would be heat for the heel, but due to the devastating fall, there’s an “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB” chant that starts up.

The rest of The Network applaud the handiwork of Credible, whilst he takes the opportunity to grab a microphone. Of course this means the fans pick up the noise, trying to drown out Credible, but he just waits them out before speaking.

Justin Credible: Firstly, that right there is what I call taking out the trash… Secondly, cast your mind a few months and you’ll remember I was supposed to have a title shot at Heatwave before that smurf in shiny pants hurt me because he’s unprofessional.

Boos ring out for the whining from Credible. The reaction from The Network is interesting, Corino looks a little awkward and Anderson seems a little irritated. Credible has all eyes on Corino now though.

Justin Credible: So, Steve, you’re a great champion, there’s no doubt about that. And it’s because you’re such a great champion that I’m asking you to do the right thing and give me my rightful shot at November to Remember.

A sound of disapproval comes from the audience, as Corino rubs his chin, clearly thinking. Credible doesn’t blink, watching intently, when CW walks up and surprisingly requests the microphone from Credible.

CW Anderson: Look, I don’t want to step on your toes because you make a valid point about having your title shot taken away from you unfairly, so I say this with all due respect considering we’re going to be tag champions in a week…

Major heat at the mention of next week’s tag title match. Credible nods along in agreement with Anderson.

CW Anderson: But we have the opportunity to make this the biggest pay per view main event of all time. The ECW Title match should be a triple threat match between the three of us.

Both Corino and Credible don’t seem to like the idea of somebody else being involved in the title picture, but Anderson doesn’t notice.

CW Anderson: Hell, just to make it that much bigger, I’ll put the TV Title on the line too!

For the first time in a while, the fans actually cheer something a member of The Network is saying. They seem to be enjoying watching Corino squirm, whilst Dawn and Victory yell at the fans to “SHUT UP”. Obviously, this means they just get louder.

CW Anderson: Seriously, think about all the guys in the back and the entire ECW roster. Who could be a better challenger than the two of us?

The audience begin yelling several wrestler’s names, but Corino ignores them, thinking, and he seems to slowly be coming around to the idea…

When…

“Enter Sandman” by Metallica interrupts proceedings to a HUMUNGOUS pop from the West Virginian fans. They are going absolutely ape shit, as The Network all gasp in horror in the ring.

Everybody in the arena is looking around, until the camera finally spot THE SANDMAN walking through the audience, making his way towards ringside.

Once he gets to the crowd barricade, with his trusty Singapore Cane tucked in his back pocket, Sandman pulls a can of beer and a pack of cigarettes out of his pocket… AND GIVES THEM TO A FAN!!!

BECAUSE HE’S GOT MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO!!!

The fan immediately lights up a smoke (somebody sound the fire alarm), whilst The Sandman climbs over the barricade, pulling his Cane out of his pocket.

The Network still seem pretty concerned inside of the ring, so Sandman jumps onto the apron…

CREDIBLE CHARGES AT HIM…

THE SANDMAN MEETS CREDIBLE WITH A CANE TO THE GUT… FOLLOWED BY ONE ACROSS THE BACK!!!

Credible crumbles to the canvas, in a world of hurt, as the fans immediately start a “SANDMAN”, “SANDMAN”, “SANDMAN” chant.

The Sandman is quickly into the ring now, where he beats CW to the punch, laying him out WITH A CANE SHOT RIGHT ACROSS THE HEAD!!!

Marie and Victory have scurries from the ring, and Corino is half way onto the apron… WHEN THE SANDMAN DRAGS HIM BACK INTO THE RING…

AND SANDMAN DROPS THE ECW CHAMPION WITH THE WHITE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!!!

The Sandman gets back up and yells “FUCK YEAH”, raising his Singapore Cane in the air, having taken out the entire Network.

Credible, CW and Corino all lick their wounds on the outside, being comforted by Marie and Victory, as The Sandman invites them back into the ring.

Once The Network begin backing up the ramp and it’s clear they’re not coming back, Sandman drops the Cane and signals that he wants Corino’s ECW Title around his waist.

The fans mark out for the gesture and an “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB” chant starts up to see us off the air, with one of ECW’s favorite suns getting the better of The Network, and hungry for championship gold…

For the better part of the last few months, The Network has had one goal in mind, to hold all of the championship gold in Extreme Championship Wrestling. Cyrus has even publicly announced that he feels as if they need to hold all of the gold to truly have all of the power. Whilst The Network has had success maintaining the ECW Championship and the ECW Television Championship, acquiring the ECW Tag Team Titles has not been so easy. The Network has backed Team Me to take the gold only for them to fail, The Network tried to get Danny Doring and Roadkill to join them and win the gold cheaply, but they admirably turned Cyrus down. The question for the tag titles is one Cyrus is continuing though, as shown last week when he attempted to convince the current champions, The Unholy Alliance to join The Network. If there were any doubts over the response from the champions, Tajiri made their declining of the offer official when he told Cyrus to “KISS…MY…ASS”. What came next was the revelation that a distraction was Cyrus’ plan all along, as CW Anderson and Justin Credible attacked The Unholy Alliance from behind. They beat them down and ended things with a brutal Spike Tombstone off of the apron and through the time keeper’s table to Mikey Whipwreck. As Mikey was left in the hands of ‘Damage Control’, Cyrus announced that The Unholy Alliance would defend their tag titles against their two attackers tonight. One must wonder whether Mikey will even be able to compete after last week’s savage encounter, which is probably exactly what The Network wants. Is tonight the night, against the less than one hundred percent champions, where The Network finally gets a hold of all the gold?

The tag division will get another showcase this evening, as whilst the champions are occupied, the revolving door of challengers continue to battle it out in the hope of being named the next number one contender’s. Two teams who are probably low on The Network’s list as the next challengers are Hot Commodity and Danny Doring and Roadkill. Hot Commodity haven’t got the greatest win/loss record in the world, whilst Doring and Roadkill are firmly on The Network’s bad side. Still, tonight Danny Doring will go one on one with EZ Money in singles actions, and both teams have to hold onto the hope that a win will get them back in title contention.

It truly is tag wars tonight on Hardcore TV as the other match announced is a six man tag team match. The young, upstart Bryan Danielson will team with two other fan favorites, Low Ki and Super Crazy to take on the team of Christopher Daniels, Little Guido and Tony Mamaluke. Danielson and Low Ki have individually had some run ins with The Full Blooded Italians over the past month or so, whilst Super Crazy and Christopher Daniels recently battled it out at Anarchy Rulz. ‘The Fallen Angel’ won that match in somewhat questionable circumstances and Super Crazy still isn’t happy about it. Keep in mind, Daniels despises Low Ki and ‘The Warrior’ will feel he still has a score to settle with Daniels, after Daniels cheated to beat Low Ki back at Living Dangerously in March. Since then, the two have had numerous encounters in tag matches and the like, where a decisive winner has yet to be determined. For Ki it’s a matter of respect, as he’s offered Daniels an honorable handshake numerous times, but each time, he’s been blown off. With the hatred and combustible elements between these two teams, one has to wonder whether chaos will ensue.

Please tune in to see all of this and much, much more!!!

Despite the raucous “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB” chants emanating from inside of the arena, we get a rather cold opening tonight. We’re backstage, at the makeshift ECW interview set, backed by the crooked sign reading “ECW”, where a somber looking JOEY STYLES stands by with a microphone in hand. Dressed in his usual suit, Joey doesn’t have the excitement he normally does at the beginning of the show, and it seems we’re about to find out why.

Joey Styles: Ladies and gentlemen, extreme fanatics, welcome to another episode of Extreme Championship Wrestling’s Hardcore TV! Now I have to apologize for my lack of excitement right now, but unfortunately, I still have the events of last week playing through my head. Last week’s events which have a direct impact on tonight’s main event which was supposed to be The Unholy Alliance defending the tag titles against CW Anderson and Justin Credible!

Styles pauses, shaking his head, clearly not enjoying the news that he has to break as part of his job.

Joey Styles: However, I can confirm that the planned main event will not take place tonight. Why? Because after The Unholy Alliance stayed loyal to ECW, and refused to join The Network, Cyrus had orchestrated a sadistic, disgusting plan which led to the champions being attacked.

Well, he sure isn’t mixing words now. The anger and the passion is clear to see in Joey’s demeanor.

Joey Styles: As of a result of the attack by CW Anderson and Justin Credible, I regret to inform you that The Sinister Minister is out for the foreseeable future… And Mikey Whipwreck has suffered a serious neck injury after the Tombstone through a table and to the floor.

Reliving the tragic attack, Styles begins to sneer, and it turns to a full blown look of hatred as CYRUS struts into screenshot. The leader of The Network and the mastermind behind last week’s attack has a smug smirk on his face, whilst Joey looks down, refusing to meet his eye. ‘The Virus’ gets up close and personal to Joey, and mockingly pats Styles on the back, lending him a ‘comforting’ hand.

Cyrus is doing all he can to not laugh, before he snatches the microphone from Styles, who can do nothing but try to control his temper.

Cyrus: Come on, Joey, you mongoloid, this is nothing to be down about, the winds of change blowing through this company is a good thing. After last week, it looks like that slant eyed sneaky little bastard has finally run out of luck. Considering this is a year where he swindled Justin Credible out of the ECW Title and stole the Tag Team Titles before The Network’s approved team could, I’d say it’s about time.

Even though this isn’t an in ring segment, the fans are so furious that their boos can still be heard from backstage. Knowing he’s getting under everybody’s skin, Cyrus lets out a delighted smile, whilst Joey looks on, clearly angry.

Cyrus: So make no mistake about it, tonight’s planned ECW Tag Team Championship match will still go ahead, however it will be with the exclusion of the injured Mikey Whipwreck. To make that clear, Yoshihiro Tajiri will defend the ECW Tag Team Titles in a Two On One match against the ECW Television Champion CW Anderson and Justin Credible!!! And as an added note if I may, just in case anyone is considering stepping in to be his partner…

Joey’s eyes open wide, having not thought about the fact that maybe Tajiri could find a replacement. As Cyrus mentions this, he gets a vicious look on his face, showing what he thinks of that scenario.

Cyrus: I just want you to take a step back, take a deep breath and think about what it is you might lose. You see, I’m adding the stipulation that should anyone become Tajiri’s replacement partner tonight and LOSE…

Styles and the audience listen intently, as Cyrus pauses, his smile back, enjoying making everybody wait.

Cyrus: THEN THE REPLACEMENT PARTNER… AND THAT PARTNER ALONE WILL BE FIRED!!!

Joey’s jaw drops, realizing that nobody in their right mind is going to want to step into Tajiri’s match now. Knowing he has a close to full proof plan for the tag titles to join The Network, Cyrus is still all smiles.

Cyrus: NOW LET’S THROW IT TO THE INTRO, MONKEYS!!! WE’VE ONLY GOT ONE HOUR UNTIL WWF EXCESS!!!

Wow! Again, even though he’s not at ringside, the heat is UNGODLY for Cyrus as he mentions WWF programming during an ECW event. A smattering of “FUCK YOU CYRUS”, “FUCK YOU CYRUS”, “FUCK YOU CYRUS” chants start up, but Cyrus remains jubilant as he walks out of shot, leaving a flabbergasted Joey Styles behind…

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From here, we get the expertly produced (feels weird to say for ECW) opening video package, showing highlights of all of ECW’s current crop of wrestlers, but paying extra attention to the members of The Network. Oh, and there’s now literally no sign of Rhino because he’s fired… As the video plays, “Elevation” by U2 pumps through the arena’s PA system, and despite the bad news to begin the show, the fans still break out into an “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB” chant.

The fans who aren’t chanting are just jumping around like animals, doing all they can to hopefully get themselves on television. Whilst the fans continue to go ape shit, instead of remaining at ringside, we cut away yet again…

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We cut to an undisclosed location in the backstage area, but the segment has writing which reads ‘EARLIER TODAY’, showing that this is a pre-recorded segment. The camera shows everybody’s favorite Mexican, SUPER CRAZY, looking into camera, intensity in his eyes. Suddenly, Crazy begins speaking his native tongue, waving his hands around animatedly, so thank god for sub titles.

Super Crazy: Christopher Daniels is a liar… Christopher Daniels should no longer call himself undefeated…

Crazy shakes his head to further emphasize his point.

Super Crazy: I refuse to let him continue to lie to all of the great ECW fans. Everyone saw that I beat him twice at Anarchy Rulz before he cheated me.

The Mexican holds up two fingers, we all understand that.

Super Crazy: This is why I want to fight again. Christopher Daniels, I challenge you to a rematch!!!

Short and sharp from the intense and ‘Extreme Luchador’, as he makes his point, and walks away from the view of the camera…

…

By the time we cut back to ringside, the entrants for the first match are already in the ring (we all know I don’t write entrances unless they mean something, or PPV).


After the match, Super Crazy joins his teammates back inside of the ring, and the fans cheer loudly, as the referee raises their hands as part of the standard victory ceremony.

The three all share nods and celebrate, happy with their handiwork, whilst Little Guido and Tony Mamaluke lick their wounds on the outside.

Half way up the ramp, a frustrated Daniels shakes his head, having once again lost a tag match, but still yet to lose a match himself.

Either way, it’s a feel good story here as the three continue to celebrate, with Crazy yelling in Mexican, but probably demanding that Daniels accepts his challenge for a rematch.

We won’t find that out right now though, as we need to cut to our first commercial break of the evening.


Upon returning from the break, we are in the backstage area, in a random, dark hallway, where everybody’s favorite mercenary, HOMICIDE, stands. Dressed in urban wear and looking like a thug, Homicide has a scowl on his face and apparently some words to get off of his chest.

Homicide: I got a message I want to send to one man and his name is Tommy Dreamer… Tommy, you cost me money…

‘Cide rubs his thumbs and fingers together, the universal sign for money.

Homicide: I had the money in my hands but I had to give that money back to Justin Credible.

He shakes his head, clearly not happy.

Homicide: I’m a man of my word, so I lost the money, because I didn’t get to do the job, and that’s your fault.

Homicide points menacingly into the camera, almost as if he’s speaking directly to Dreamer.

Homicide: I think it’s pretty clear I don’t give a shit about honor or doing things the right way…

He shakes his head once again, this time just nodding along with his words.

Homicide: Everything I do, it’s about two things. It’s about feeding myself and feeding my fucking kids!!!

The hitman of sorts begins to tremble with rage now.

Homicide: So basically Tommy, you took food out of my kid’s mouths!

He pauses for a few moments, taking a deep breath, trying to regain his composure.

Homicide: When you look in the mirror, I hope you can live with that…

‘Cide takes another breath.

Homicide: Because I know that I can’t!!!

One more pause before we wrap things up here.

Homicide: And I’m volunteering, because it’s about time someone took money away from you.

Message sent. Homicide continues down the dark hallway, until he’s out of the view, and we fade away…

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Back to the future now, as we go back to where the show kicked off, with ‘The Voice Of ECW’, JOEY STYLES standing at the makeshift, dingy looking ECW interview set. Unlike earlier in the evening, Styles no longer looks angry, but he looks genuinely confused as to what is happening right now.

Joey Styles: Uh, I’m sorry everybody, I’ve-uh, I’ve been told by Cyrus to be here to make an announcement right now, but I’m not entirely sure what the announc-…

Styles pauses as a stagehand rushes into screenshot and passes him a note. The embarrassed stagehand immediately darts out of the shot, whilst Joey unfolds the letter and takes a read. Joey’s jaw immediately drops, in complete shock, before he gets that patented excited look on his face, the one we’re seeing for the first time this evening.

Joey Styles: Scrap that, the note I just received has well and truly filled me in on the announcement. The note says that following last week’s display…

He pauses for a moment, reading over his next words.

Joey Styles: The way The Sandman ran off the entire Network on his own with one Singapore Cane, The Network has to officially recognize that The Sandman is the most hardcore and extreme man in ECW.

Joey rolls his eyes, acknowledging the blatant sucking up from The Network. The fans inside the arena start up a brief “SANDMAN”, “SANDMAN”, “SANDMAN” chant.

Joey Styles: The one thing The Network provides itself on is identifying incredible talent. Therefore, it’s only right that The Sandman’s skills are properly displayed at November To Remember!

Styles continues reading, whilst there is a buzz of anticipation for where this could be going.

Joey Styles: With that being said, on November eleventh, at November To Remember… The Sandman will participate in a high profile Anything Goes match…

One more pause for the supposed big time reveal.

Joey Styles: AGAINST MASATO TANAKA!!!

Holy shit! Big cheers from inside the arena, which is followed by an “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB” barrage. Joey still looks in shock, shaking his head in disbelief, before straightening his collar and preparing to peak again, no longer reading.

Joey Styles: The Network are doing all they can to protect their ECW Champion Steve Corino. This is an obvious ploy so that The Sandman, who signaled his intentions to do so, can’t challenge for the title…

Even whilst saying this, Joey still looks amped up.

Joey Styles: But at the same time, Tanaka and The Sandman… Anything goes at November To Remember… Oh… My… God!!!

With the first match being announced for the biggest pay per view of the year, this segment is over, as we’re probably due for another match…

…

And we are, and as usual, the competitors have already made their way to the ring…


As the bell rings, it’s a rare sight as Doring, the tag specialist, gets to enjoy an individual spotlight. The fans politely applaud the performance, as Doring wipes some sweat from his forehead and gets his hand raised by the ref.

EZ remains down and there’s no sign of his partner, who’s probably still on the run from Roadkill. Doring doesn’t have a worry in the world though, continuing to celebrate, and signaling that he and his partner still want the tag titles around their waist.


We return from the final break of the evening, seeing CHRISTOPHER DANIELS sitting down, alone in a locker room. He has a towel wrapped around his neck, drenched in sweat after his earlier match, before he gives the camera a stern look.

Christopher Daniels: I didn’t hear it earlier in the night, but when I came backstage after my match earlier, I was told what Super Crazy said about me.

‘The Fallen Angel’ shakes his head in contempt, clearly not happy with whatever was said.

Christopher Daniels: I’m a liar and I should stop calling myself undefeated? No, no, no, no, no!

He wipes his bald, shiny head with the towel before continuing.

Christopher Daniels: If you check the record books which is really all that matters it says that I, Christopher Daniels, won our match at Anarchy Rulz.

CD points at himself, emphasizing that he’s the winner.

Christopher Daniels: As far as I’m concerned, that’s all that matters. It doesn’t matter what Super Crazy thinks happened, or what the fans think they saw.

Daniels pauses for a moment, thinking over his next words carefully.

Christopher Daniels: I need to address what happened earlier tonight, I’m no longer undefeated…

This thought clearly annoys him as judged by his reddening face.

Christopher Daniels: But that’s not due to any fault of mine. I lost because those two jabrones cost me a match tonight.

Suddenly, Daniels puffs his chest out with pride.

Christopher Daniels: But when it really matters, when I’m alone, I’m unpinned, unsubmitted, undisqualified, uncounted out, UNBEATEN!!!

He made up some words there, but I thought it sounded good.

Christopher Daniels: I will make a guarantee to all of you listening right now that will not change!

Confidence and determination is written all over the man’s face now.

Christopher Daniels: I am certain that I will continue to be unbeaten until I fulfil my destiny and I one day become the ECW Champion.

‘The Fallen Angel’ closes his eyes in euphoria, touching his waist where the ECW title may one day sit.

Christopher Daniels: It will happen. That’s not a prediction and that’s not a promise. That, my friends, is gospel.

With that, Daniels goes back to wiping the beads of sweat off of his forehead, ignoring the camera. After a few more moments, we cut away from the scene…

…

We now get somewhat shaky footage, with a camera man walking pretty quickly down a hallway, keeping up with interviewer extraordinaire, STEPHEN PRAZAK. Prazak motions for the camera man to keep following him, until he gets to a closed door, donned with a nametag reading ‘THE NETWORK’. Prazak prepares to knock on the door, when suddenly the door goes ajar, and we see a pacing CYRUS, holding his cell phone close to his ear, looking in a panic. The leader of The Network continues to trounce around the room, mumbling some basic responses, getting more and more worried, until he finally is allowed to get a full sentence out.

Cyrus: I understand what you’re saying, sir, I really do. It was just me cementing control; I had to fire them.

After that response, Cyrus remains silent for a few moments again, just listening to whoever is on the other end of the line. Once again, he mumbles a few “yes sir” responses, but outside of that, doesn’t say a lot. Finally, Cyrus’ jaw drops completely, panic written on his face.

Cyrus: With all due respect, you don’t have to do that.

He listens to the other line again before letting out an audible sigh.

Cyrus: Yes sir… Okay… Thank you!

With that, Cyrus looks exasperated as he tosses his phone onto his desk. He runs his hands over his head, clearly stressed, until Prazak finally knocks and walks in. A surprisingly tame Cyrus doesn’t snap at Prazak, instead allowing him to speak.

Stephen Prazak: Sir, I was just here to ask you a question regarding tonight’s main event, as per your request… But I couldn’t help but overhear. I’ve got to ask, who were you on the phone with?

A slightly defeated looking Cyrus takes a moment before responding to the eager interviewer.

Cyrus: To be completely honest with you, that was my superior at The Network. I’ve somehow upset The Network.

Even just saying the words brings a painful look to Cyrus’ face.

Cyrus: I’m not sure what I’m going to do but one things for sure, this isn’t good!

‘The Virus’ shakes his head whilst Prazak just keeps the mic in his face.

Cyrus: I’ve just been told that tonight is a big night that will help decide the future of ECW. If my main event doesn’t deliver…

He literally shudders at the thought.

Cyrus: The Network have made their intent clear, they’re threatening to appoint a new commissioner.

The leader of The Network shakes his head again, distraught and still in disbelief. Prazak just kind of hangs around, not saying much, when Cyrus finally begins to turn.

Cyrus: NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE BEFORE YOU DON’T HAVE A JOB!!!

Not needing to be told twice, Prazak quickly scurries away, having definitely gotten his scoop. Meanwhile, Cyrus collapses onto his couch, contemplating his next move…

…

“Deepest Bluest” by LL Cool J pumps through the arena’s speakers to signify that it’s time for tonight’s main event. The heat for the ECW Television Champion CW ANDERSON is as loud as ever, as he struts down the ramp. Ignoring the insults from the rabid ECW fans, Anderson is quick to point at the TV Title over his left shoulder and proclaims that a tag team belt will be on his right by the end of the night. Once he’s inside of the ring, “Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck” by Grinspoon brings out the former ECW Champion and CW’s partner for the evening, JUSTIN CREDIBLE. As usual when the odds are stacked in his favor, Credible has a shit eating grin on his face, chuckling at the fans who’re furious with tonight’s situation. As he gets into the ring, he shares a high five with Anderson, before they confidently await the arrival of their opponent. “T.I.W.” by Harry Slash and The Slashtones signals the arrival of YOSHIHIRO TAJIRI, and the return of his individual music gets a MASSIVE CHEER from the audience. ‘The Japanese Buzzsaw’ slowly makes his way towards the ring, one tag title around his waist, the other in his right hand, but he looks genuinely concerned as the challengers urge him to hurry to the ring. Tajiri takes his time, looking extremely paranoid, even checking behind him a few times, almost as if imagining a partner was going to magically appear. It doesn’t happen though, there’s no good news story here, as Tajiri steps into the ring and prepares to fight for his life in a two on one scenario.


It’s pandemonium inside the arena, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB” chants reign supreme, as The Network have once again failed to capture the tag titles.

Credible and Kash remain down on the outside, CW isn’t moving inside the ring, but the battered and bruised Tajiri has made it to his feet.

Getting some respectful cheers from the fans, Tajiri lets out a tired grin, before having his hand raised by the referee.

Tajiri is awarded both tag titles, and he climbs the ropes, raising them both above his head.

The fans continue to cheer loudly, and Tajiri celebrates, the man of the moment, chaos surrounding him, as the show fades to black…

Heading into Nashville and the month of October, ECW is officially only one month away from the biggest pay per view of the year, November To Remember. After winning the ECW Championship back in July, with The Network helping crew Rhino out of the title, Steve Corino has been far from a fighting champion. At this point, he’s only made one title defense, and the former champion Rhino seemed the most likely to face him for the gold. The Network took care of Corino’s most threatening challenger with Cyrus firing Rhino, and as soon as The Sandman showed interest in the title, The Sandman was booked to face the returning Masato Tanaka at the pay per view. After taking a week off last week, the ECW Champion will be at the show tonight and one must wonder whether we will get any closer to finding out who will challenge for the ECW Championship? Rhino and The Sandman are definitely out of the picture, whilst fellow Network members ECW Television Champion CW Anderson and Justin Credible have shown some interest in challenging for the belt. However, with Anderson and Credible failing to capture the tag team titles for The Network last week, will they still be in the ECW Title picture? If Corino, has it his way, nobody will challenge him, but perhaps more light will be shed on this situation tonight.

The other big question that remains after last week’s show is was The Network impressed with last week’s main event? Not Cyrus or any of the ECW wrestlers in The Network, but were the people that Cyrus works for impressed? The man known as ‘The Virus’ was frantic last week after receiving a call from his superiors, where they said if the main event didn’t impress, they would look at appointing a Commissioner. During the main event, The Network failed to capture the tag team gold, despite the fact that one half of the tag team champions, Mikey Whipwreck, was out injured. Yoshihiro Tajiri fought a majority of the match himself, before Kid Kash risked his job to be Tajiri’s stand in partner, and together they managed to retain the gold. This would have been extra sweet for ‘The Notorious K.I.D.’ as he got to get one up on his long-time rival, Justin Credible. Will Cyrus have any more information regarding The Network’s idea of appointing a Commissioner or will he remain the sole point of power?

Whilst the tag team titles were defended last week, with Mikey out of action, all teams sense a chance to come in and claim the belts. Weakness fuels hunger for others and there will be two tag team matches taking place tonight, where a total of four teams will be trying to impress. The fan favorites Eye Balls will clash with everybody’s least favorite Italians, Little Guido and Tony Mamaluke of The Full Blooded Italians. Meanwhile, opening the show, Danny Doring and Roadkill will look to continue their momentum when they face the recently rejuvenated Team Me. There have been no official stipulations added to these matches, but with the tag division being so up in the air at the moment, victories tonight must place the winners that much closer to a title shot. The question remains, who will claim the opportunity with the division wide opponent?

Tune in tonight to find out the answers to all these questions and much, much more!!!

The show opens up at ringside, for the first time in forever, with our one man commentary team, JOEY STYLES standing in the center of the ring. As usual, Joey has an aura of anticipation about him, excited, whilst the equally as pumped fans yell at the top of their lungs, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”. The cameras pan around the arena, giving some of the diehard ECW fans some air time, before they start to quiet down, and Joey feels like he can begin speaking.

Joey Styles: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another edition of ECW Hardcore TV!!! I’m ‘The Voice of ECW’, Joey Styles and I’ve been instructed as of right now to introduce to all of you… THE NETWORK!!!

Immediately the mood in the arena changes as “The Old School Style” by Boner plays and the entire conglomerate of THE NETWORK step through the curtain. The heat directed at them is ENORMOUS as CYRUS leads the way, closely followed by the ECW Champion STEVE CORINO, and his entourage which consists of DAWN MARIE and JACK VICTORY. Not too far behind them is the ECW Television Champion CW ANDERSON and the man who with Anderson failed to capture the tag titles last week, JUSTIN CREDIBLE. They all look smug as hell, turning their noses up at the fans, who do their utmost to voice their disapproval of the faction. Once they all get into the ring, they all crowd around Styles, who’s job at this point is to hold the mic, but Cyrus looks to begin speaking…

But suddenly, the heat gets EVEN LOUDER from the fans, forcing Cyrus to wait a little bit longer before trying to yell over the top of the fans noise.

Cyrus: I understand that everybody’s excited because ECW’s best group of wrestlers are all in the ring right now, but you all need to calm down!

Obviously this has the opposite impact, as the BOOOOOS continue, before a fiery “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB” chant starts up. As the chant continues, Cyrus shakes his head in frustration whilst an irritated Credible steps up to the plate.

Justin Credible: You all need to sit down and shut the fuck up when The Network is here!!

More heat but Credible doesn’t care, as he points at everybody around him.

Justin Credible: You need to show us some respect. We are The Network, we run ECW!

The heat continues with this fiery crowd really going to town, and as Credible gets more annoyed, a “FUCK THE NETWORK”, “FUCK THE NETWORK”, “FUCK THE NETWORK” chant breaks out. CW Anderson looks just as displeased as the rest of the crew with the fans’ behavior.

CW Anderson: We’re the best group of wrestlers past, present and future in this entire industry. Do you know what this title on my shoulder means? It means I’m the best wrestler on television.

CW adjusts the title on his shoulder, getting even more heat from the fans. Now though, the entire Network begins laughing, as Corino lets out a roar and begins pacing back and forth. He punches his own chest and tries to pull out his hair, clearly doing an over the top Rhino impression.

His friends love it with Victory, in particular literally rolling on the floor laughing. After a few more laps around the ring, Corino steps to the microphone, slightly out of breath.

Steve Corino: And do you know who I am? I’M YOUR ECW CHAMPION!!!

Joey Styles rolls his eyes at Corino’s intense Rhino impression.

Steve Corino: THE BEST WRESTLER ALIVE…

Volcanic heat is being directed at The Network right now.

Steve Corino: THE MAN WHO KILLED RHINO…

A “RHINO”, “RHINO”, “RHINO” chant kicks into the gear, but he won’t be showing up because he’s fired, folks. Corino yells over the top of the chants, continuing with his mocking impersonation.

Steve Corino: YOUR STAR…

The rest of The Network are still enjoying the hell out of Corino’s work, as he lets out an animalistic growl.

Steve Corino: THE FACE OF ECW…

He mean mugs the camera, getting his face to take up the whole shot.

Steve Corino: YOUR FRANCHISE… YOUR ACE… YOUR KING… YOUR GOD… THE FUCKING GOD OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!!!

All of The Network applaud, especially Cyrus, Victory and Marie, whilst Corino takes the title from around his waist, and raises it above his head. The heat from the fans has raised even more, and now The Network are forced to duck for cover…

BECAUSE SOME OF THE FANS ARE THROWING TRASH INTO THE RING!!!

BOOS continue to ring out, as The Network continue to dodge trash, until Cyrus walks back up to Styles and the microphone.

Cyrus: Now that the appropriate introductions are out of the way, you mongoloids can sit down and I can get down to business. Last week didn’t go like I wanted… BUT WE WILL GET THE TAG TEAM TITLES!!!

An ironic cheer goes up for the mention of The Network’s failure last week, which further irritates the already ropeable Cyrus.

Cyrus: DON’T BOO ME… I’M THE NETWORK… I AM THE NETWORK…

The villainous leader points at himself as he speaks.

Cyrus: AND NOBODY STANDS UP TO THE NETWORK!!!

As you can imagine, the fans continue to rain on Cyrus’ parade, when suddenly, the microphone picks up the noise of Cyrus’ phone ringing.

Joey looks interested as Cyrus pulls the phone out of his pocket, looks at whose calling, and looks a little fearful.

An awkward looking Cyrus now sheepishly looks towards Styles.

Cyrus: Uh sorry, Joey, this interview is over, I have to take this…

Cyrus politely answers the phone, clearly in conversation with his superiors at The Network. Despite the interview being over, Styles just kind of lurks around Cyrus, keeping the microphone nearby. Even the rest of The Network don’t notice, too busy trying to hear the conversation themselves. After a few moments of listening, Cyrus shakes his head.

Cyrus: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. We don’t need that.

He waits for the response from the other end of the line, clearly desperate.

Cyrus: With all due respect, ratings are through the roof. I’m running the show just fine…

Cyrus listens some more from the other end, and now closes his eyes, a distraught look on his face.

Cyrus: Are you kidding me? Is he here now?

Clearly, whoever ‘he’ is, is indeed in attendance as Cyrus lets out an audible groan. After a few more moments, Cyrus removes his phone from his ear, looking at it, slightly confused.

Cyrus: Hello… hello…

There’s no response from the other end of the line… CYRUS HAS BEEN HUNG UP ON!!!

The fans cheer this moment, whilst Cyrus puts his phone back in his pocket, still looking shattered. Still hanging around, Joey presses forward with a question.

Joey Styles: Cyrus, I know you said this interview was over, but we all need to know what’s going on here. Did you just get hung up on? And more importantly than that, what does that conversation mean?

Styles holds the mic towards the face of Cyrus, but ‘The Virus’, not usually lost for words, turns away. He takes a few steps away, when he’s approached by Corino and Anderson, both looking just as confused. Almost at the same time, they both ask, “WHO WAS THAT”, whilst the other members of The Network nod along in agreement, wanting to know as well.

Stuck in a tough position, Cyrus closes his eyes, takes a deep breath, and bites the bullet, stepping back towards Styles.

Cyrus: As you know Joey, I consider myself a leader of people. I don’t take orders from many people.

Joey nods, as if to say he knows that quite well.

Cyrus: But if there is anybody that I do take orders from, they were on the other end of the phone. That was Network HQ…

The fans begin buzzing, wondering what this means, as Cyrus remains somber. Meanwhile, the rest of The Network listen on intently.

Cyrus: After we failed to capture the tag team titles last week, they have decided to take action. They are NOT happy with the way the show ended last week.

A pop from the fans, who are quite happy with what went down last week. Unlike usual, Cyrus just ignores the fans.

Cyrus: They suggested a certain idea last week, but tonight they have confirmed their decision. They’ve appointed a commissioner to “oversee” my running of ECW.

Another whopping pop from the fans, but the distraught Cyrus just continues.

Cyrus: The new commissioner is actually here tonight, and I’ve been tasked with introducing him to the rest of you. Ladies and gentleman, your new commissioner, he’s a ma-…

Cyrus gets interrupted by “Perfect Strangers” by Deep Purple…

AND THERE’S A HUGE FUCKING POP FROM THE FANS…

AS ‘THE FRANCHISE’, SHANE MOTHER FUCKING DOUGLAS MAKES HIS RETURN TO ECW!!!

The fans are losing their shit, cheering loudly for the beaming Douglas, who’s decked out in a horrible looking black and yellow suit. Douglas makes a slow walk down the ramp, slapping hands with all of the excited fans, whilst the reaction inside the ring is completely different.

Styles looks happy, but Credible FREAKS out massively, knowing that they have a very rocky history together. Corino and Anderson both don’t look happy also, and Marie and Victory just mimic whatever Corino does. As for Cyrus, he actually looks like a broken back, having backed into the corner of the ring, looking on the verge of tears.

Douglas gets into the ring and has a cocky grin on his face, enjoying the chants of “FRANCHISE”, “FRANCHISE”, “FRANCHISE” from the audience. The new ECW Commissioner politely takes the microphone from Styles and immediately turns his attention towards the ECW Champion.

Shane Douglas: Obviously it’s a big night tonight, and it’s a great feeling to be back, so I don’t know if I misheard something you said earlier. Did I hear you call yourself ‘The Franchise’?

He asks the question with a bewildered look on his face, and the fans boo Corino. Suddenly though, the champion has his confidence back, fetching another microphone.

Steve Corino: No, you heard exactly right. (Pats title around his waist) This says that I am!

Corino laughs at his response, ignoring the heat from the fans, but Douglas simply scoffs.

Shane Douglas: Good luck with that, kid. How about you come see me when you’ve defended the title more than once?

The champion doesn’t enjoy the Commissioner’s response, but doesn’t have much to say back.

Shane Douglas: How about you come and see me when you’ve actually been a champion and defended the title against the best?

Douglas is clearly enjoying himself now, a look of glee on his face as he puts the annoyed Corino in his place.

Shane Douglas: Better yet, how about you come see me when you have that belt for an entire year.

Big cheers this time from the ECW faithful, who remember Douglas’ glorious run with the title in the past.

Shane Douglas: Until then, let me make one thing perfectly clear, THERE’S ONLY ONE FRANCHISE!!!

The Commissioner points at himself and gets another big reaction from the fans, whilst Corino whines off mic to Cyrus. Cyrus signals for Corino to leave it, as Douglas continues to enjoy himself.

Shane Douglas: Now let me address something that I think needs addressing and that’s the reason as to why I agreed to become the Commissioner of ECW. I’ll be honest, I’ve been nursing some injuries and toying with the idea of coming back…

He pauses, letting those words sink in, before continuing.

Shane Douglas: I had spoken briefly to management who knew that I was interested, but I didn’t want to come back until I was one hundred percent.

Douglas takes a breath, mulling over his next words.

Shane Douglas: But sometimes an opportunity comes up, and you just have to take it. You see, I was sitting on the couch and I got a call last Sunday night asking if I wanted to come back for this job.

At hearing this, Cyrus shakes his head, clearly feeling betrayed by the higher ups of The Network.

Shane Douglas: Because despite what The Network that you see every week at ECW says, some people didn’t like the job Cyrus was doing.

Another epic pop as Shane digs the knife a little deeper into Cyrus’ back.

Shane Douglas: I was slightly interested initially so I asked for the criteria I needed to meet to take the job. The Network said they wanted somebody familiar with ECW…

Douglas puts his hands out as if to say “obviously I tick that box”.

Shane Douglas: The next one, which was a huge point for them, was that I needed to be respected by both the fans and the boys in the back.

The audience begin applauding, showing their respect, whilst The Network all screw up their faces, clearly showing their disrespect. Douglas roll his eyes at their reaction and continues.

Shane Douglas: And more importantly then all of that, they wanted somebody with enough guts and balls to actually run this place properly!!!

This gets a big time reaction, and Douglas is interrupted by a brief “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB” chant.

Shane Douglas: I ticked all of the boxes so I accepted the position, but I need to be honest, it’s not all good news. Unfortunately, Cyrus still has some level of power…

Boos as Cyrus just listens, not even showing any bravado at Douglas’ previous statement, he’s defeated tonight.

Shane Douglas: But not as much as me. As far as my contract says…

‘The Franchise’ pulls a screwed up piece of paper from his pocket, assumedly his contract, and comically squints his eyes, double checking the fine print.

Shane Douglas: Regardless of anybody’s position in ECW or The Network, I am the law from right now until the day when I step back into the ring as a wrestler.

Some cheers are heard for this announcement, as the fans want to see Douglas wrestle again, but also want to see Cyrus’ power be challenged.

Shane Douglas: With the why and how out of the way, I think it’s time I get down to some real business…

Douglas pauses with a smirk on his face, with everybody else in the arena, and in the ring, curious to see where this is heading.

Shane Douglas: You see, I’m determined to get off on the right foot and make a good impression at my first night on the job. What I’m trying to say is, I’ve got some announcements to make.

The fans buzz in anticipation as suddenly, Cyrus looks concerned. ‘The Franchises’ eyes seem to be fixed on Corino though, who seemingly notices and begins to panic.

Shane Douglas: Steve Corino, you’re the ECW Champion and you claim to be ‘The Franchise’ which is debatable, but tonight, I’m going to test your championship mettle tonight.

A big pop rings out for that as The Network, in particular Corino, continue to freak out.

Shane Douglas: A lot of people have a short memory around here but I’m not one of them. With that being said, tonight you will defend the ECW title against something I think deserves a shot.

Again, nothing but worry in the ring, except for Douglas, whilst the fans are enjoying this.

Shane Douglas: A man who never got rewarded for his MVP like performance back at Anarchy Rulz in the Ultimate Jeopardy match… You’ll defend the title against JERRY LYNN!!!

Why the fuck would I book this useless idiot in a title match? Anyway, the fans mark out for the announcement whilst Corino shakes his head, and Cyrus stomps his feet. They get into Shane’s face and argue with him, but Shane just chuckles them and keeps going.

Shane Douglas: Oh and one more thing… THE NETWORK WILL BE BANNED FROM RINGSIDE!!!

As you can imagine, the tantrum from The Network only gets bigger, as Corino looks even more worried now. The champion clutches at his title as Cyrus tries to reason with Douglas off mic, but Douglas shrugs him off, before “Perfect Strangers” begins playing once again.

The Network continue to look lost inside the ring, as Douglas throws up the ‘Triple Threat’ sign to a HUGE pop, and the fans begin a “FRANCHISE”, “FRANCHISE”, “FRANCHISE” chant.

Douglas leaves the ring whilst The Network try and regroup, panicked, disheveled, and feeling the impact of the new Commissioner’s first night on the job…


As usual, the wrestlers for the first match have made their entrances during the breaks, so I don’t have to write them…


There’s a feeling of a let-down within the arena, as Team Me quickly rolls out of the ring, and heads towards the back. The referee is forced to chase them towards the entrance way so he can raise their hands in victory. Once the result sinks in, the fans boo the hell out of Team Me, who look quite impressive here tonight.

Meanwhile, Matthews and York still look rather guilty on the outside, realizing they may have cost Doring and Roadkill the match tonight. Doring looks at them and says, “WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU GUYS DOING”, but York swears that they were “ONLY TRYING TO HELP”!

A fuming Doring then yells “NEXT TIME MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS”. With that, the two youngsters hold up their hands, proclaiming innocence and begin backing up the ramp, not wanting to fight.

The fans still aren’t overly impressed as Doring now turns his attention to Roadkill, and attempts to help him back to his feet.

As tonight’s losers continue to recover in the ring, we cut away…

…

We now head to a locker room area, where we see a couple of Italian flags leaning against the wall, until the camera pans out to reveal LITTLE GUIDO and TONY MAMALUKE, performing some jump squats, preparing for their match later on tonight. Both men seem extremely focused whilst BIG SAL and SCOTTY ANTON watching on, the former eating a huge slice of pizza at the same time.

Scotty Anton: Tonight’s your night, boys. We got this, this is the night we start our climb back to the top… This is all you…

Big Sal shouts some words of encouragement, however due to a mouthful of pizza, the words are unable to be deciphered. Suddenly, Guido stops warming up and Mamaluke follows his lead, looking the same. Guido stares down the two non-competing members of The FBI, a stern look on his face.

Little Guido: Enough with the pump up, we’ve all got a role to play tonight in ensuring we don’t lose again. I can’t take much more of this… You two on the outside… Don’t screw up again.

The leader of The FBI looks very serious and Anton and Big Sal both nod in obedience of their master.

Little Guido: No more jokes, no more stereotypes, no more (slaps the pizza out of Graziano’s hands) pizza. It’s time to get serious.

Big Sal looks devastated by the fact that his slice of pizza is ruined, but Anton shakes his head, telling him not to worry about it. Meanwhile, Guido turns back to Mamaluke and the two keep going through their warm up, the leader of The FBI content with the message he’s sent to his followers tonight…

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Now we head to The Bird’s Nest where our very own JOEY STYLES stands by. As usual, Joey is excited as hell as he slips his headset off, and holds a microphone to his mouth so everybody, including the live audience can hear what he has to say.

Joey Styles: Ladies and gentleman, just to recap, tonight has already been a historic night for ECW. ‘The Franchise, Shane Douglas has been appointed our new ECW Commissioner, and he’s booked a big time main event tonight which will see Steve Corino defend the ECW Championship against Jerry Lynn!

A big pop from the fans causes Joey to smirk, as everybody is excited for tonight’s main event. Suddenly though, Styles looks confused as a random stage hand walks into shot, and hands Joey a note. ‘The Voice Of ECW’ reads the note and his eyes bulge out of his head, shock and excitement written all over his face.

Joey Styles: Ah, I had no idea I was going to be making an announcement right now, but after reading this note, that’s exactly what I’ll be doing. This announcement is another big one for November To Remember…

Joey pauses, cleverly building the anticipation.

Joey Styles: It seems as if our new Commissioner Shane Douglas wasn’t lying when he said he wanted to make a good first impression. Whilst we only found out about his appointment tonight, he’s been at work for a week and has already pulled off a coup… At November To Remember…

Ever the tease, Styles pauses again, the fans buzzing in anticipation now.

Joey Styles: Live on pay per view, we will see the ECW return of… EDDIE GUERRERO!!!

An epic pop comes from the fans, who are all excited, and a rabid “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB” chant starts up inside of the arena. Styles still can’t believe it and decides to top it off with his famous catchphrase.

Joey Styles: OH MY GAWWWWWWD!!!

As the fans continue to celebrate the momentous return upcoming at ECW’s next PPV event, Styles signs off and sends us to a commercial break…


Back from the break and it’s time for the second match of the night…


After a relatively quick nights work, Mahoney and PCO convene in the ring, giving each other a celebratory hug, before they get their hands raised by the referee.

The fans give them a good ovation after another impressive performance, and Eye Balls slowly make their way towards the back.

Once the victors have disappeared, Mamaluke and Guido reconvene inside of the ring, with Tony looking disappointed, but Guido looks FURIOUS.

Guido and Mamaluke get outside of the ring and Guido gives Anton and Big Sal a mouthful, “WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO IDIOTS? YOU COST US AGAIN”!!!

The duo just simply keep their heads down, looking at the ground and mumble “Sorry”, as their leader continues to tear them to shreds.

After a few moments, Guido continues to get worked up… AND LITTLE GUIDO DROPS SCOTTY ANTON WITH A PUNCH TO THE JAW!!!

With the shot coming in unexpected, Anton drops and stays down. Mamaluke looks shocked whilst Big Sal seems upset, but lets it happen… UNTIL LITTLE GUIDO KICKS BIG SAL IN THE DICK!!!

Two of the four members of The FBI are down, as the fans boo the actions of Little Guido. The fiery Italian isn’t done as he treks around ringside and picks up the ring bell.

Guido then stalks Anton, who’s getting back to his feet… AND GUIDO CLEANS UP ANTON WITH A RING BELL SHOT TO THE FACE!!!

BIG SAL GETS UP AND GETS THE SAME TREATMENT AS WELL!!!

The slight weapon use is an excuse for the ever vocal fans to kicks start an “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB” chant, as Guido throws the bell to the floor.

Red in the face and still furious, Guido continues to stomp all over Anton and Big Sal, assumedly kicking them out of The FBI.

As Guido continues his assault, he looks over at Mamaluke who still doesn’t know how to react. Tony is clearly tossing up whether to help out his buddies or not.

Guido yells at him, “DO YOU WANNA’ GET SERIOUS? OR ARE YOU NEXT”? Mamaluke thinks for a moment, processing the threat, and he makes his decision…

SO TONY MAMALUKE BEGINS STOMPING THE HELL OUT OF ANTON AND BIG SAL AS WELL!!!

More heat from the fans as they continue to just lay into their former teammates, until eventually they decide enough is enough.

There’s no celebrations, no over the top vulgar hand gestures, no nothing. After finishing their assault, Guido heads to the back in a hurry, looking a changed man, and Mamaluke follows his lead…

…

The cameras now focus in on JOEY STYLES, who is standing by with a microphone in hand, seemingly ready to make another one of his custom announcements.

Joey Styles: I don’t even know what to say with what we just saw, I never thought I’d see the day The Full Blooded Italians would fight each other. Little Guido is clearly unhappy and looking to make a change, I’m hoping we’ll be able to find out more about Guido’s actions next week on Hardcore TV!

Joey continues to look into the camera, the king of segues.

Joey Styles: Speaking of next week, whilst we are moments away from tonight’s ECW Championship main event, I have a HUGE match to announce for next week’s show. It has just come out of the office of our new Commissioner, Shane Douglas… that next week… ‘The Fallen Angel’, Christopher Daniels will go one on one with Tommy Dreamer!!!

Big pop from the fans who are looking forward to seeing Daniels tested by a long time ECW mainstay. As the fans continue to cheer, Styles signs off, preparing viewers for the main event…

…

Surprisingly, before heading to ringside for our main event, we have yet another backstage segment. This time we are at ECW’s equivalent to the ‘Gorilla Position’, where we see THE NETWORK, consisting of CYRUS, CW ANDERSON, JUSTIN CREDIBLE, JACK VICTORY and DAWN MARIE. They are all huddled together by the curtain, having a clearly private conversation, led by Cyrus, when SHANE DOUGLAS approaches, with a hoard of security by his side.

Cyrus immediately sees Douglas and rolls his eyes, knowing this can’t be good news, especially with all the security. Anderson and Credible think better of acting like tough guys, whilst a smug Douglas rubs his chin.

Shane Douglas: I must admit, and I know a thing or two about being cunning, but this looks a little suspicious. What are you all doing here?

Cyrus immediately has a retort ready to go.

Cyrus: Our very own Steve Corino is about to defend the ECW Championship, this right here, it’s called moral support.

The leader of The Network’s voice is dripping with contempt, as Douglas puts a hand on his chest, pretending to be touched by Cyrus’ support claim.

Shane Douglas: That’s touching and cute, but I’m sure Corino know that your hearts and minds are with him.

Douglas pauses for a second, copping daggers from each individual member of The Network, whilst the security just kind of remain nondescript.

Shane Douglas: But you see, sometimes life is like a game of chess and you just need to be a few steps ahead of everybody else. To make sure none of you try and break my edict or come down post-match to try and injure Jerry Lynn…

‘The Franchise’ points behind himself towards the security.

Shane Douglas: I’ve decided to take drastic action and I’m going to have you ejected from the premises!!!

With that, Douglas clicks his fingers… AND THE SECURITY GUARDS ALL BEGIN APPREHENDING THE NETWORK!!!

Inside of the arena, the fans are going bat shit crazy in happiness, whilst The Network kicks and scream, unhappy with what’s happening.

CW Anderson and Credible let Douglas know that “YOU’RE A DEADMAN”, but they choose not to fight the security.

On the other side of the things, Marie, Victory and especially Cyrus are kicking and screaming, refusing to go down without a fight…

BUT IT’S A FIGHT THAT THEY ARE LOSING!!!

Douglas laughs and waves to Cyrus, who swears that “THIS ISN’T OVER… YOU’VE JUST MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY”.

The Commissioner follows the security guards path, until The Network are officially thrown out of the building.

With security now keeping the border of the premise guarded so The Network can’t return, Douglas begins to walk away, all smiles.

Shane Douglas: Good riddance!!!

Douglas continues to walk away, with the fans going bananas inside the arena, chanting “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”.

It seems like The Network might have finally got a taste of their own medicine, right before Corino is scheduled to defend the ECW Title…

And on that note, we head to our final commercial break of the evening…



As usual, by the time we come back, the entrants are out for the main event…


After the match, there’s an initial period of stunned silence, as the fans can’t believe that Corino defeated Lynn on his own. Corino gets back to his feet and immediately snatches the ECW Title from the referee, raising it above his head.

He barely lets the referee touch his hand to raise it in victory, BEFORE CORINO BEGINS STOMPING THE LIFE OUT OF LYNN!!!

The heat from the fans picks up now, and despite the pleas from the referee, Corino continues on the attack. After softening Lynn up, ‘The King Of Old School’ grabs Lynn by the hair and drags him underneath the bottom rope and onto the ring apron.

Ignoring the heat from the fans, Corino quickly hops off of the apron, and grabs a microphone, before getting back onto the apron.

Steve Corino: As of tonight, Shane Douglas might be the Commissioner…

A big pop from the fans whilst Corino gets mad, throwing a few extra stomps at Lynn, who remains down.

Steve Corino: But I don’t give a damn who the Commissioner is… BECAUSE I’M THE FUCKING ECW CHAMPION… AND I RUN THIS SHOW!!!

Boos from the fans as Corino pauses to lay into Lynn a little more.

Steve Corino: Shane, I saw the way you disrespectfully and for no reason whatsoever spoke to Cyrus earlier, and why was it? Are you worried somebody’s going to get hurt?

The champ lets out a mocking smirk as he continued to be insulted by the fans.

Steve Corino: Well let me make something perfectly clear, I’m the ECW Champion for a reason. Wrongfully ejecting The Network won’t stop me.

This time Corino actually mounts Lynn… AND DRILLS HIM IN THE HEAD WITH THE MICROPHONE!!! Slowly, the champ gets back up, dusting himself off.

Steve Corino: Why won’t it stop me? It’s simple, really. I DON’T NEED TWO OTHER GUYS TO INJURE SOMEBODY!!!

He nods along with his words, clearly not in a good mood.

Steve Corino: I’M TWICE THE CHAMPION THAN YOU WERE DOUGLAS YOU HACK … AND THE NETWORK IS THREE TIMES THE STABLE THAT TRIPLE THREAT WAS!!!

A GIGANTIC negative reaction comes for those last statements, but Corino doesn’t care, as he tosses the microphone to the ground.

An out of it Lynn is easy pickings at this point, as Corino puts Lynn’s head through his legs…

AND CORINO LEAPS OFF OF THE APRON…

SENDING LYNN CRASHING THROUGH THE TIME KEEPER’S TABLE WITH A PILEDRIVER OFF OF THE APRON!!!

HOLY SHIT!!!

An earth shattering pop is initially heard for the spot, which turns into a chant of “ECDUB”. “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”. Steve Corino has just used Rhino’s patented move to break necks on poor, useless Jerry Lynn.

It takes him a few moments, but Corino fights himself out of the rubble of the broken table, getting nothing but volcanic heat from the fans now. ‘The King Of Old School’ rolls back into the ring, as ‘Damage Control’ steam down the ramp, beginning to check on the unmoving Lynn.

Once back inside of the ring, Corino drapes the title over his shoulder, before raising up a ‘Triple Threat’ sign with his hand… BEFORE PRETENDING TO JERK OFF WITH IT!!!

Just because the type of fans an ECW show attracts, this does get a mini pop before the hatred continues. All alone, Corino stands victorious, still the champ…

When “Perfect Strangers” by Deep Purple hits and SHANE DOUGLAS makes his way through the curtain. ‘The Franchise’ stops at the edge of the ramp, and Corino has an arrogant smirk on his face, pointing at Lynn and stating “THAT WAS FOR YOU, COMMISH”!

The new Commissioner laughs it off though, somehow still in a good mood, which slightly unnerves the champ.

Shane Douglas: Look kid, I know what you’re trying to do but it’s not going to work. I know you’re trying to get a rise out of me…

Corino scoffs at Douglas and yells off mic, “PUSSY”. Again, Douglas just powers on.

Shane Douglas: But you’ve made me more excited than you have angry. I’m glad that you’ve suddenly gotten more aggressive…

Corino cocks his head, confused, as Douglas lets out a HUGE SMILE now.

Shane Douglas: Keep that aggression and bottle it up… BECAUSE AT NOVEMBER TO REMEMBER… YOU WILL NEED IT!!!

Cheers and murmurs of anticipation begin spreading across the arena, everybody wondering where Douglas is going with this. The champ doesn’t look as confident anymore.

Shane Douglas: You will need it all… AGAINST THIS MAN…

Douglas turns back towards the entrance way, pointing at the curtain...

As “Dope” by Debonaire hits…

AND MOTHER FUCKING RHINO STEPS THROUGH THE CURTAIN!!!

The roof almost blows off of the arena, with big chants of “RHINO”, “RHINO”, “RHINO” beginning to spread across the arena.

Corino looks like he could cry inside of the ring, distressed beyond belief, hands on his head. Douglas smirks at Rhino, but the returning ‘Big Fuckin’ Deal’ has tunnel vision, as he stares a hole through Corino.

Suddenly, Rhino begins power walking down the ramp, getting to ringside… SO CORINO SLIDES OUT OF THE RING AND HOPS OVER THE CROWD BARRICADE!!!

BUT RHINO EXPECTED IT… SO RHINO SPRINTS AROUND THE RING…

AND RHINO CATCHES CORINO HALF WAY OVER THE BARRICADE!!!

Another big pop for the moment as the former champion drags Corino back to ringside… AND IMMEDIATELY TEES OFF WITH UNANSWERED RIGHT HANDS UNTIL CORINO FLOPS TO THE FLOOR!!!

Rhino lets out his first ROAR since coming back, really feeling it now. He picks up Corino and rolls him back into the ring, before following in himself.

The champion instinctively rolls to a corner, slowly using the ropes to pull himself up, whilst Rhino gets to his haunches at the opposite corner.

The fans know what’s coming, starting up a “GORE”, “GORE”, “GORE” chant, and as Corino gets up…

RHINO RUNS THROUGH CORINO WITH THE GORE!!!

Our audience now reverts back to “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB” chants, as Rhino wastes no time, dragging Corino into position… AND RHINO DRILLS CORINO WITH A PILEDRIVER!!!

It may be the loudest cheers since RVD, potentially even louder, as Rhino picks up Corino’s ECW TITLE…

AND RAISES IT ABOVE HIS HEAD!!!

The fans are going mental, Douglas applauds from the top of the ramp, and ‘Damage Control’ have finally got Jerry Lynn on a stretcher and are carting him to the back.

But the story here is that with Corino down, Rhino has made a triumphant return and will face Corino for the ECW Title at November To Remember.

Rhino continues to stand tall, happy to be back in an ECW arena, and the show fades to black…

The show beings cold, at ringside, with the rabid fans going wild because that’s just what they do, when “Perfect Strangers” by Deep Purple hits and gets a GIGANTIC pop. It isn’t long before the man who was named ECW Commissioner last week, Shane Douglas steps out from the back with a big smile on his face. Donned in the same black and yellow suit as last week, ‘The Franchise’ slaps hands with the fans on his way down the ramp. Once inside of the ring, Douglas grabs a microphone and in typical fashion, he refuses to wait for his music to be cut.

Shane Douglas: CUT THE FUCKING MUSIC!!!

The old catchphrase gets another epic pop from the fans, which brings a smirk to Douglas’ face. A few seconds later, the music is cut and Douglas can really get into his dialogue.

Shane Douglas: First and foremost, as the new Commissioner, I take it as my responsibility to thank all of you amazing fans for coming out tonight…

A cheap yet effective pop.

Shane Douglas: But I’m out here for more than to just thank you guys. I want to make a few announcements tonight.

The Commissioner remains coy whilst the fans buzz as to what the announcements could be.

Shane Douglas: With Cyrus’ hunger for the tag titles and the injury of Mikey Whipwreck, one half of the ECW Tag Team Champions, there’s been a lot happening in that space. Now I’ve always respected the integrity that all of the ECW titles have due to the hard work that we’ve all put in over the last eight or nine years.

Applause from the fans who just love Douglas since his return. Shane doesn’t smile anymore though, in a more serious mood now.

Shane Douglas: Based on the history of ECW, I believe that all titles should be won or lost IN THE RING!

The fans cheer in agreement with Douglas who continues.

Shane Douglas: Once upon a time, this company had the same beliefs as I do. They allowed me to keep the ECW World Championship when I had a bad elbow.

Almost subconsciously, ‘The Franchise’ touches at his elbow, as this is clearly a subject close to him.

Shane Douglas: Thanks to the powers that be, I am in charge and as the Commissioner…

He’s interrupted by another pop at the mention of him being in charged. This time he does acknowledge the fans, smirking and nodding.

Shane Douglas: With this job role, it’s my duty to uphold the culture of this company, and keeping titles won and lost in the ring is the spirit that I want to bring back.

Everybody in the arena seems to agree so no dramas.

Shane Douglas: With that being said, there’s been a lot of rumors regarding what will happen to the ECW Tag Team titles with Mikey out injured, but I’ve made a decision. Therefore, I will NOT be stripping The Unholy Alliance of the ECW World Tag Team Championships!

Another big pop from the fans, as Douglas seems pleased with their response, whilst he adjusts his suit jacket.

Shane Douglas: You see, I’ve had a chat to all of his doctors and I know Mikey will be able to recover in around about a month and a half.

He pauses, mulling over his next words, before continuing.

Shane Douglas: So whilst the tag team titles won’t be defended for a month and a half, I refuse to let the tag division have no movement in the meantime. Therefore, at the biggest pay per view of the year, November To Remember… I’m going to sanction a number one contender’s elimination match between Eye Balls… Diamond and Swinger… Doring and Roadkill… And York and Matthews!!!

Considering we’ve seen multiple matches with this combination of teams over the past few months, the announcement gets a lukewarm reaction. Douglas isn’t finished though.

Shane Douglas: Basically the way this will work is the winners of this match will get a shot as soon as Mikey is healthy… Oh and by the way, the match at November To Remember… IT WILL BE AN OLD FUCKING FASHIONED ECW FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH!!!

A nice pop comes from the fans as that should make the match a little more interesting, but Douglas just puts a knowing finger in the air, still more to say.

Shane Douglas: But that’s not the only announcement I have for tonight. I have another announcement for the biggest show of the year.

There’s clearly an excitement reverberating around the arena, wondering what’s next.

Shane Douglas: Before I make that announcement, I need somebody out here. CW Anderson, I need you to come to this ring right now…

The Commish waits for a few moments, as the fans make a few cat calls, before “Mama Said Knock You Out” by LL Cool J hits and the ECW Television Champion CW Anderson begins walking towards the ring. Of course there’s plenty of heat directed at the TV Champ, who’s in casual attire, with the TV Title hanging over his shoulder. It’s clear that Anderson is a little bit tentative and once he gets too ringside, he stops before getting into the ring, giving Douglas a quizzical look.

Shane Douglas: There’s no traps or attacks set up here, I’m not Cyrus. You’re safe coming out here and getting in the ring.

Still looking a little uneasy, Anderson takes Douglas for his word and steps into the ring. He looks at Douglas and asks “what do you want”, and Douglas shoots him a smirk.

Shane Douglas: I know this is probably a surprise for you to hear, but I actually have a little admiration for what you do.

The fans seems shocked at that statement, whilst CW puffs out his chest, taking the compliment.

Shane Douglas: I admire you not because you’ve crippled people but because you’ve crippled people by yourself. You worked yourself into the spot you have now, instead of sucking up or whatever the hell Justin Credible has done to get the spot he’s had for four years.

A slight pop can be heard for the dig at Credible, as Douglas clearly hasn’t forgotten their history. Meanwhile, Anderson nods with Shane’s words, before adjusting the TV Title, and grabbing a microphone so that he can speak.

CW Anderson: That’s right, keep going. Keep putting me over, it makes sense, I’m the best wrestler on TV.

The arrogance of the TV Champ gets heat from the fans, but Douglas just chuckles to himself.

Shane Douglas: Well, you said it yourself, and since you’re such a great champion…

Douglas pauses and CW looks a little concerned with where this could be going.

Shane Douglas: Due to your championship experience, you’ll know all about how this thing works.

Anderson still seems confused as to where this is leading.

Shane Douglas: There’s a simple guideline that I live by and it’s that anyone who pins the champ gets a title shot.

The champ begins to frown, certainly not liking this conversation but Douglas doesn’t care.

Shane Douglas: Now normally I wouldn’t have rushed this announcement, and I would have held off until later…

Clearly begin strung along, CW gets really irritated and blurts out “JUST SPIT IT OUT ALREADY”. Having gotten under the skin of CW, the Commissioner looks very satisfied.

Shane Douglas: But you see, you’ve forced my hand. Since you and Justin Credible went and injured the man’s partner, you left him without anything to do on the biggest stage of the year.

A buzz begins spreading across the fans as they understand exactly what’s happening now.

Shane Douglas: So congratulations to you champ, you’ve basically forced me to book this match.

As you can imagine, Anderson is all ears now.

Shane Douglas: AT NOVEMBER TO REMEMBER… YOU WILL DEFEND THE ECW WORLD TELEVISION TITLE AGAINST YOSHIHIRO TAJIRI!!!

Whoa! MAJOR eruption from the crowd as they are excited as hell to see Tajiri get a shot at the gold. Douglas is cheesing now, a HUGE smile on his face, as Anderson gets red faced and stomps his feet, throwing a bit of a fit in the middle of the ring. After a few moments, he tries another tactic, trying to reason with ‘The Franchise’.

CW Anderson: Whoa, seriously? You can’t do that. This is bullshit, Tajiri wouldn’t have won if it wasn’t for Kid Kash.

Shane simply just shrugs his shoulders.

Shane Douglas: As far as I’m concerned, it doesn’t really matter.

Furious, the champ gets right in Douglas’ face right now.

CW Anderson: I can’t believe you! What the hell are you going to do to punish me next?

Suddenly, Shane gets another grin on his face which freaks out the TV Champ.

Shane Douglas: Anderson… I’m glad you asked.

He pauses for a moment, thinking how to deliver his next message.

Shane Douglas: I wouldn’t consider it a punishment but you are wrestling tonight.

CW rolls his eyes, unhappy with that announcement, whilst the fans cheer.

Shane Douglas: But you don’t need to worry about your pretty, little title, as tonight’s match will be non-title.

A sense of relief comes across the face of the champ as he adjusts his title on his shoulder yet again.

Shane Douglas: The reason why you won’t be defending your title tonight is because your opponent isn’t interested in holding the TV Title… Again…

Another murmur of anticipation begins as some of the fans have already realized where this is going.

Shane Douglas: That’s right, he’s not interested in holding the TV Title AGAIN… Because he never truly lost it…

Epic pop now as the opponent is pretty obvious, and CW shakes his head, clearly afraid.

CW Anderson: NO… NO… NO!!!

Shane Douglas: Tonight, in this very ring… YOU WILL FACE… RHINO!!!

The audience are in raptures, excited as hell with the idea of seeing Rhino in action for the first time in about a month. Douglas’ music hits now as he wishes the somber looking Anderson “good luck tonight”, before leaving him alone in the ring.

Shane struts to the back, slapping hands with the fans, whilst CW remains in the ring, scared out of his mind with the idea of having to face Rhino later tonight…


We return from the commercial break, and we are greeted with a video package…


Straight from the video package and the lengthy opening (sorry), it’s time for the first match of the night.


After the match, the fans give some nice cheers for the baby faces as York and Matthews join Crazy and Danielson and they all share a handshake.

They celebrate a little but nothing over the top before leaving the ring and heading to the back.

Meanwhile, those three teams that can’t stand each other, The Harris Twins, Hot Commodity and Da Baldies all remain at ringside.

EZ Money is still down in the ring due to the match, and with Da Baldies down, Ron and Don Harris isolate Hamrick, beating him around ringside before sending him back into the ring.

They then grab a table and take it into the ring with them, before setting it up in the middle of the ring.

The fans are cheering loudly with the table set up, as the no nonsense Harris Twins pick up Hamrick…

AND THE HARRIS TWINS DRIVE HAMRICK THROUGH THE TABLE WITH THE H BOMB!!!

Hamrick is left in shambles with the broken table, as the fans immediately break out into an “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB” chant.

Finally, The Harris Twins take a moment to celebrate, slapping each other five…

WHEN THEY BOTH GET DROPPED WITH STEEL CHAIR SHOTS TO THE HEAD AT THE SAME TIME FROM DA BALDIES!!!

With The Harris Brothers down now, Angel heads outside and underneath the ring, before pulling out a set of clippers.

The fans begin to buzz, knowing where this is going and Angel gets in the ring, turning on the clippers and passing them to DeVito.

DeVito looks set to focus on Ron first, but Harris lands an eye poke, and suddenly, The Harris Brothers spring back to life, both of them punching the hell out of Angel and DeVito.

Da Baldies are on the back foot, before The Harris Twins throw them both out of the ring.

Boos ring out for the domination of The Harris Twins tonight, as Hot Commodity are still out of it, and Da Baldies are forced to flee, without capturing any facial hair.

The Harris Twins continue to stand strong until we fade away…

…

We now head to the backstage area, into a locker room type environment where we see an agitated CW Anderson, and he seems to be in the middle of venting to two of his Network buddies, the leader Cyrus and fellow soldier Justin Credible.

CW Anderson: This is ridiculous, surely there’s something we can do here. I shouldn’t have to give Tajiri anything.

Cyrus and Credible look just as unhappy as the TV Champ, agreeing with what he’s saying.

CW Anderson: I mean outside of that fluke win thanks to that idiot Kid Kash, who’s he beat lately?

Cyrus doesn’t seem to know how to make this better, looking helpless, but this time Credible steps up.

Justin Credible: You’re one hundred percent right and it’s even worst then that. Think about it, we should be tag champions right now.

Credible shakes his head in disgust at not being a champion.

Justin Credible: The reason why we aren’t? It’s all that Japanese scrawny little rats fault… Cyrus, we have to do something, we have to get rid of Shane Douglas like we did two years ago.

Credible and Anderson are both clearly on the same page, however Cyrus looks towards the ground, and shuffles his feet a little before speaking.

Cyrus: I would love nothing more than to get rid of Douglas once again, but he has too much power. We can’t touch him because that means he’ll have grounds to fire us.

Both JC and CW seem a little confused, but a disappointed Cyrus continues.

Cyrus: The powers that be have granted Douglas the exact same powers that I have. It means he can fire us just how I could fire Rhino.

The leader of The Network almost looks apologetic, whilst Credible and Anderson both look extremely pissed off.

Justin Credible: Fine, we can’t do anything to the Commissioner, but somebody’s going to pay.

Cyrus doesn’t seem against the idea, standing back and letting Credible run the show.

Justin Credible: (looking at CW) Champ… grab something and follow me…

An annoyed Credible then turns away before digging into a black sports bag, and he pulls out his trusty Singapore Cane.

He twirls it around in his fingers as Anderson goes to the corner of the room and picks up a steel chair.

The two look at each other, armed with weapons, share a focused nod and storm out of the room, seemingly on a mission.

Left in the room alone, Cyrus nods in an impressed fashion, happy that his Network crew refuse to just sit around and be victims…


Returning from the break, a man who was fired months ago, Chris Chetti is standing in the ring with a microphone in hand. Chetti’s getting some heat from the fans as he’s clearly been talking during the commercial break. Suddenly, Chetti drops to his knees.

Chris Chetti: Seriously, I’ll do absolutely anything. Please, please, please, Cyrus… Shane Douglas… Please give me my job back. I’m begging you!

The fans boo the quite frankly pathetic actions of Chetti, as he awaits some sort of response to his plea. After a few moments, “Enter The Sandman” by Metallica plays which draws an ENORMOUS reaction from the fans, whilst Chetti closes his eyes in dread.

Our cameras immediately begin panning around the arena until we see The Sandman working his way through the audience and the bleachers. The crowd is loving Sandman’s entrance routine as he stops to smash a beer can open on his forehead and drink it, before lighting up and having a few puffs of a cigarette as well.

It takes a while but eventually Sandman hops over the crowd barricade and gets to ringside, playing with his trusty Singapore Cane as he does so. Suddenly, a referee sprints from the back and slides into the ring, and as The Sandman gets in, it looks like we’re going to have an impromptu match…


After the match, The Sandman is back to his feet, having barely broken a sweat, and he twirls his Singapore Cane around, a slight smirk on his face.

The fans show their appreciation for The Sandman, cheering him loudly, as Chetti rolls out of the ring to lick his wounds.

Hanging around the ring a little longer, The Sandman retrieves a microphone, and waits for his music to die down so that he can speak.

The Sandman: MASATO TANAKA AIN’T SHIT!!!

Short, sharp and effective. The Sandman delivers his message which gets more cheers from the fans, before he throws his microphone to the canvas.

Making sure to carry his Singapore Cane, The Sandman leaves the ring where he sees Chetti, using the crowd barricade to pull himself back to his feet.

Chetti does so, getting up… ONLY FOR THE SANDMAN TO CRACK HIM ONE LAST TIME WITH THE SINGAPORE CANE!!!

This gets ANOTHER BIG pop from the fans, as The Sandman continues to walk to the back, enjoying chants of “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”…

…

We now somewhat rarely head to the parking lot, where see Kid Kash in his casual clothing jogging towards his car, almost looking as if he’s forgotten something. ‘The Notorious K.I.D’ heads into the car before getting out with a smirk, placing his seemingly left behind wallet into his pocket.

Kash begins to walk back towards the arena… WHEN KASH GETS CLOBBERED FROM BEHIND BY JUSTIN CREDIBLE!!!

Credible attacks with right hands, holding the Singapore Cane in his left, but the plucky Kash fights back, eventually beating Credible to the punch… AND KASH SNATCHES THE CANE OUT OF CREDIBLE’S HAND!!!

Kash begins to line up Credible… UNTIL HE GETS SMASHED WITH A STEEL CHAIR IN THE BACK BY CW ANDERSON!!!

Everything has changed now as Kash is down, and Anderson quickly brings Credible back to his feet. Together, the two drag Kash across the floor and lean him against the car, before they begin stomping and kicking the shit out of him.

As CW continues to lay into Kash, Credible takes a step back and finds the car keys that Kash has dropped during the attack. Credible grabs the keys and unlocks the car and opens the door, holding it open, whilst CW drags Kash, holding him in between the open door and the car…

AND CREDIBLE SLAMS THE DOOR INTO THE BODY OF KASH, JAMMING HIM BETWEEN DOOR AND CAR!!!

Upon impact, KK fall to his knees and back to the concrete floor, when CW Anderson grabs Kash’s left arm, lifts it up… AND CW ANDERSON SLAMS KASH’S ARM BACK ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!

‘The Notorious K.I.D.’ screams in agony, feeling for his arm now, before Anderson drags him back up to his feet. Credible points towards the hood of the car… SO ANDERSON SCOOP SLAMS KASH ONTO THE HOOD OF THE CAR!!!

The prone body of Kash begins to slide off the bonnet, but Anderson mounts him and holds him in place, connecting with several savage left hands in the process.

Eventually Anderson gets off and Credible, now holding his Singapore Cane again, rolls Kash over onto his stomach and rips up his top. CREDIBLE THEN BEGINS LAYING INTO KASH WITH MULTIPLE SINGAPORE CANE SHOTS TO HIS UNPROTECTED BACK!!!

As Credible is teeing off on Kash, he yells “DO YOU FEEL LIKE A STAR NOW”, and “YOU’RE GETTING EXTREME NOW”, whilst Anderson snickers to himself.

Credible now climbs onto the hood of the car when a barrage of security finally arrive on the scene. Unfortunately, CW picks up the steel chair and holds them at bay, threatening anybody who takes another step forward. Not knowing what to do, the security guards do the reasonable thing in this scenario and they don’t move.

Meanwhile, on the hood, CREDIBLE GETS KASH IN POSITION AND LANDS A TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER ON THE WINDSHIELD!!!

AND THE WINDSHIELD SHATTERS EVERYWHERE DUE TO THE IMPACT OF THE COLLISION!!!

With no windshield holding him up, Kash falls head first into the car, body crumpled in an awkward position, but he’s out of it. KK is clearly unconscious as Credible rolls off the car, a slight limp up after hurting his knees during the Tombstone landing.

After a few moments, the sadistic Credible has recovered and CW and Credible share a high five, before they walk away, laughing at security and co.

The Network are sadistic bastards but now they are gone, ‘Damage Control’ immediately charge towards the car, ready to put in some work on the highly likely to be injured, Kid Kash…


We’re at ringside when we return and “Wings Of A Fallen Angel” by Dale Oliver can be heard which signals the arrival of ‘The Fallen Angel’ himself, Christopher Daniels. He gets plenty of heat from the fans as he walks down with his usual arrogant, self-righteous attitude in full swing, despite having one of his toughest battles in front of him in one on one action tonight. Once inside of the ring, Daniels doesn’t look fussed, leaning against the ropes, waiting for his opponent.

“Man In The Box” by Alice In Chains plays next and the mood inside the arena flips, as the fans mark out LOUDLY for the appearance of one of their favorites, Tommy Dreamer. As usual, Tommy is wearing an ECW t-shirt and he stops at the top of the ramp, performing the ‘Raven Pose’, which gets another huge ovation. Dreamer then continues to make his way down the ramp…

WHEN HE GETS CLOTHESLINED FROM BEHIND BY HOMICIDE!!!

The velocity of the blow sends Dreamer tumbling forward towards the ring. ‘The Mercenary’, Homicide quickly picks up Dreamer and rolls him inside of the ring, before following in himself.

Once inside of the ring, the first thing Homicide does is grab the referee and he tosses him outside of the ring. On commentary, Joey Styles mentions that it looks like our planned match between Daniels and Dreamer won’t be happening.

Suddenly, Homicide stops pounding on Tommy and looks towards ‘The Fallen Angel’, and the two share a nod. Next minute, CHRISTOPHER DANIELS JOINS HOMICIDE IN STOMPING THE LIFE OUT OF TOMMY DREAMER!!!

Boos are directed at both men as they continue the attack, until Homicide bends down and gets in Tommy’s face, “YOU TOOK MONEY FROM ME, BITCH”!

With Homicide getting even more intense, Daniels takes a few steps back, leaning against the ropes and applauding the attack from Homicide. Meanwhile, Homicide drags Tommy up… PUTTING HIM IN POSITION FOR THE COP KILLA…

WHEN SUPER CRAZY SPRINTS DOWN THE RAMP AND SLIDES INTO THE RING!!!

The script has been flipped as the fans cheer wildly as Crazy begins laying into Daniels, so Homicide drops Dreamer. Super Crazy begins teeing off on both men, however eventually the numbers become too much.

Daniels and Homicide begin pin balling Crazy with right hands… UNTIL TOMMY DREAMER SPEARS HOMICIDE TO THE MAT AND BEGINS LAYING INTO HIM WITH PUNCHES!!!

Homicide scrambles to get Tommy off and jumps back to his feet, and the two go toe to toe in the center of the ring, neither taking a backwards step.

Meanwhile, Super Crazy has got the advantage on Daniels and he throws him outside of the ring. The Mexican then quickly steps onto the apron… BEFORE LEAPING OFF AND TAKING DANIELS OUT WITH AN ASAI MOONSAULT!!!

A big time pop emanates from the fans followed by chants of “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB” for the risk taking of Super Crazy. Inside of the ring, Homicide and Tommy continue to trade punches, until A BUCKETLOAD of security swarm the ring and get in between the two.

This draws disappointment from the fans, but security continue to do their job, as Homicide and Dreamer keep trying to get free, ready to tear each other apart…

…

Next up we cut to an empty room except for one man standing right in the middle of the room, staring at the camera, and that’s Steve Corino. Surprisingly, he doesn’t have any of his posse with him, but the ECW Champion has his title around his waist, and looks as if he’s got something important to get off of his chest.

Before he begins speaking, he sarcastically jumps up in enjoy, letting out a “WHOOPEEE”, and begins applauding.

Steve Corino: Yay, let’s throw a party, everybody’s happy…

The champ shakes his head, rolling his eyes in annoyance.

Steve Corino: Everybody’s happy because they are going to get the match that they want.

He still doesn’t look happy, now pointing at himself.

Steve Corino: But let me explain to you all why it’s the match I never wanted.

Corino takes a deep breath before continuing.

Steve Corino: There’s currently a misconception as to why I was trying to avoid this match with Rhino. People say I’m scared but that couldn’t be further from the truth. You see, I’m the one who discovered Rhino… I brought him to ECW, nurtured him and sent him off to the world.

SC pauses, letting those words sink in.

Steve Corino: And I guess the rest is history, because Rhino went on to become the most dominant force in ECW history.

‘The King Of Old School’ nods in a matter of fact fashion.

Steve Corino: There could be some debate there but make no mistake about it, Rhino is the most dominant force in ECW history.

Nodding with his own words, he keeps going.

Steve Corino: I know there was one guy in ECW in 1997 who might have come close and that’s Taz. But if Taz was still here in ECW right now, Rhino would have re-broken Taz’s fat, stupid neck in the snap of a finger.

A sadistic look comes across the face of the champion as he talks about neck breaking.

Steve Corino: How can I be so sure? Because Rhino is insane, he’s a madman, and he damn sure is possessed.

The champ adjusts his title as he continues to speak.

Steve Corino: I know from my close relationship with him in the past, when Rhino focuses on something, he doesn’t stop.

He shakes his head, further emphasizing his point.

Steve Corino: He just keeps going and going and going, he never stops until it’s done.

Another pause.

Steve Corino: I mean let’s take a look at recent history as the perfect example. It took him a year and a half but Rhino destroyed Rob Van Dam.

Corino does some thumb taunts, mocking RVD.

Steve Corino: Well he was waiting for RVD to come back from injury, Rhino became the man who finally killed New Jack!

Suddenly, Corino stops seeming rather neutral and gets a stern look on his face.

Steve Corino: I didn’t have an issue with any of that, I was happy for Rhino to have his time in the sunshine and be the champion for a little while. I began to take exception because somewhere along the way, Rhino started thinking he was better than me.

The champ lets out a loud scoff at the thought.

Steve Corino: Rather than listening to Cyrus and myself, Rhino started thinking for himself and started making STUPID choices.

Shaking his head at some of Rhino’s decisions, ‘The King Of Old School’ continues.

Steve Corino: For some reason, his mind set changed. He started listening to the people instead of the man who brought him up from nothing in this business.

There’s genuine anger in Corino’s tone now.

Steve Corino: He even went and did the one thing that nobody does. He started to stand up to The Network.

The champ is clearly getting worked up now, as he tries to keep himself composed.

Steve Corino: Worse than that, the ungrateful fool laid his hands on his own creator.

He’s clearly giving himself a lot of credit here.

Steve Corino: THE MONSTER DOESN’T GET TO GORE DOCTOR FRANKENSTEIN!!!

Corino’s lost it now.

Steve Corino: THAT’S NOT HOW THE STORY GOES…

He shakes his head, getting red faced.

Steve Corino: I NEVER WANTED THIS MATCH BECAUSE RHINO IS A MAD MAN!!!

…

Steve Corino: RHINO COULD KILL ME!!!

SC is clearly mad as hell.

Steve Corino: But that’s not what I didn’t want this match. The reason why I didn’t want this match is simple… THIS IS A MATCH I NEVER WANTED BECAUSE I DIDN’T WANT TO KILL WHAT I CREATED!!!

Now Corino takes a few moments to settle down, catching his breath.

Steve Corino: Because believe me, make no mistake about, for this title, I will kill Rhino!

As he’s speaking, Corino unstraps his title from around his waist and holds it in his hands, staring at it intensely.

Steve Corino: For this title, I’ll do anything as much as it might pain me to do so.

Corino now looks back up at the camera, applauding like he did at the beginning of the promo.

Steve Corino: So like I said before, congratulations, I hope you’re all happy because whatever happens, this is all your fault.

The champ gives one last look at the camera, and it’s a longing stare as we head to our final commercial break of the evening…


After the match, Rhino is straight to his feet, getting cheered by the audience but old habits die hard, so he still scares the shit out of the referee who tries to raise his hand by snarling in his direction.

The number one contender looks as aggressive as ever, ready to keep fighting, but you’d assume he’d be happy to work off any relative ring rust here tonight.

As he walks to the side of the ring, letting out a roar towards the fans…

RHINO GETS ATTACKED FROM BEHIND BY JUSTIN CREDIBLE!!!

With CW Anderson having rolled out of the ring in pain, Credible has clobbered Rhino from behind, before continuing to tee off with right hands…

But Rhino fights back, and ends up landing several shots to Credible, before whipping him into the ropes, and Rhino nearly decapitates Credible with a brutal Clothesline.

Now that both his adversaries are down, Rhino heads outside of the ring, and much to the delight of the fans, he picks up a WOODEN TABLE, sliding it into the ring.

‘The Big Fuckin’ Deal’ follows the table into the ring, and leans it against one of the corners of the ring. Rhino now heads to the opposite corner, on his haunches, and the fans know what’s coming, beginning to chant “GORE”, “GORE”, “GORE”…

And when Credible gets to his feet…

RHINO CHARGES ACROSS THE RING WITH THE GORE!!!

BUT CW ANDERSON TRIPS CREDIBLE AND DRAGS HIM UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE…

HOWEVER RHINO MANAGES TO STOP HIMSELF BEFORE CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE!!!

The heat from the fans is deafening, not happy with the fact that The Network is going to get away…

WHEN RHINO PICKS UP THE TABLE AND THROWS IT OVER THE TOP ROPE… TAKING OUT BOTH CREDIBLE AND ANDERSON IN THE PROCESS!!!

After that dangerous as fuck tactic from Rhino, the fans erupt into more “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB” chants. Not caring, Rhino gets out of the ring, and grabs the table again, this time leaning it against the crowd barricade, and motioning for the fans to take a few steps back.

They’re ECW fans, so of course they don’t listen but whatever. Rhino now turns his attention back to Credible, picking him up and placing him on his shoulder, in position for a Powerslam…

Anderson begins getting up as well…

SO RHINO CHARGES WITH CREDIBLE ON HIS SHOULDER… WHILST ALSO HITTING A MODIFIED SPEAR ON ANDERSON… SENDING BOTH MEN CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE AGAINST THE CROWD BARRICADE!!!

An epic pop rings out for that and we get one more chant of “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”. Feeling the adrenaline, Rhino is back to his feet, getting another roar, and he motions as if he’s injecting himself in the arm, signaling that he’s got his fix of violence for the night.

As the fans continue to celebrate, Credible and Anderson are unmoving, whilst Rhino stands above them, salivating from the mouth.

The number one contender has mowed through Anderson and Credible tonight, is the ECW Champion Steve Corino next?

Surprisingly we get a cold opening to this week’s show, as rather than opening at ringside, we head to the backstage area, where an excited JOEY STYLES is standing by. Considering the fact that he’s yet to be in his commentary position, one must assume that Styles has a fun announcement to make.

Joey Styles: Hi ladies and gentlemen, I’m Joey Styles and it’s my pleasure to welcome you all to another edition of ECW Hardcore TV. You’ll have to forgive me for not being at my announcer’s desk as of yet, however I’ve just come from a meeting with Shane Douglas where he has given me the pleasure of announcing tonight’s main event. As we all know, CW Anderson will defend the ECW Television Championship against Yoshihiro Tajiri at November To Remember, but tonight, Anderson and Tajiri will both be involved in the main event in a Dream Partner tag match.

A nice pop comes from the fans inside the arena, who can now hear and see ‘The Voice Of ECW’.

Joey Styles: Whilst this information has just become known to the general public and myself, the competitors involved were informed by Commissioner Shane Douglas during the week. At this point, I can confirm that CW Anderson has selected the ECW Champion Steve Corino to be his partner.

BOOOOOOOOOOO for the mention of the champ, but Styles keeps his neutral face on, waiting on the audience volume to die down so he can continue.

Joey Styles: There is still one position to be filled in this match but nobody, not even Shane Douglas has any ideas as to who will fill the position. We know that Yoshihiro Tajiri’s dream partner would normally be the man who he holds the ECW Tag Team Championships with… Mikey Whipwreck…

A somber appears on Joey’s face as he talks about the injured Mikey.

Joey Styles: However due to a despicable, disgusting attack at the hands of CW Anderson and Justin Credible, Mikey is injured and therefore not available.

A smattering of heat comes from the fans, as Joey shakes his head, clearly agreeing with the fans thoughts.

Joey Styles: If any more information gets released throughout the night, I’ll be sure to let everybody know from my commentary position. All I can confirm right now is that nobody really knows who Tajiri’s going to pick to be his partner.

With that, Styles quickly hurries off, potentially to get to the announcer’s desk in time for the opening contest…

…

As the competitors for the first match make their entrances (keeping it a surprise as to who they are at this stage), JOEY STYLES has managed to climb up to the commentary position. Out of nowhere though, Joey is joined by the Commissioner of ECW, Shane Douglas, who takes a seat at the commentary position himself. The few fans who notice that Douglas has approached the desk cheer, but before Douglas puts his headset on, he speaks with a microphone instead.

Shane Douglas: I don’t want my staff to be overworked so I thought it might be a good idea to allow Joey Styles to experience working as part of a team again… But before that, I have a quick announcement to make. At Anarchy Rulz, Christopher Daniels defeated Super Crazy however the result wasn’t without controversy. The tension between the two has continued to build over the past few weeks, so I’ve decided that it will be Super Crazy versus Christopher Daniels in a best of three falls match at November To Remember!

Douglas smirks at the reaction of his announcement, which is cheers from the fans and even Styles looks pumped up.

Shane Douglas: I think that making this match a best of three falls match will ensure that we can determine who the better man is.

The Commissioner pauses, before further explaining his decision making process.

Shane Douglas: Because to be perfectly honest with you all, as much as Christopher Daniels will probably disagree, I don’t think we know who the better man is after Anarchy Rulz.

Our ECW faithful fans seem to agree.

Shane Douglas: I guarantee that at November To Remember we will get a proper result, one way or another. I promise that if a referee goes down…

Douglas pauses, clearing his throat.

Shane Douglas: There won’t be any no contest rulings or any sustained period where there won’t be an official. I will have the entire crew on standby to fill in if necessary.

‘The Franchise’ straightens up his collar before continuing.

Shane Douglas: Bottom line, at November To Remember, there will be no funny business like their match at Anarchy Rulz. Thank you all for your time and enjoy the show.

There’s some polite applause for the fans despite the rather low key end to the promo. Douglas then sits at the boot and shakes hands with Joey, before placing a headset on to help with commentary duties…

…


A nice ovation is heard at the ring of the bell, as Super Crazy bounces back to his feet and has his hand raised by the referee. Crazy holds the back of his head, not feeling one hundred percent after the hard fought victory, but he has a smile on his face for the result.

As the referee releases his hand, Crazy begins to head towards the ropes… WHEN HE GETS ATTACKED FROM BEHIND BY LITTLE GUIDO!!!

The angry Italian goes on the attack, causing Crazy to immediately crumble to the canvas. With Crazy down, Guido hammers away wildly with right and left hands, until Mamaluke recovers and joins in, stomping the life out of his opponent.

Together, they begin to focus on the left arm of Crazy, as Guido holds it on the canvas, and Mamaluke begins stomping all over it.

Super Crazy lets out roars of anger and pain, and Guido looks up at Tony, yelling “GET A CHAIR AND LET’S SEND A MESSAGE”.

Mamaluke nods obediently before taking a few steps back, WHEN SUDDENLY BRYAN DANIELSON SPRINTS DOWN THE RAMP AND SLIDES INTO THE RING!!!

The mood in the arena lifts, as the fans have hope, as Danielson goes to town, immediately hammering both Mamaluke and Guido with forearms. Despite the numbers advantage, Danielson continues to land blows on both men, until Super Crazy recovers and gets back to his feet.

Super Crazy immediately focuses on Mamaluke, grabbing him by the neck… AND SUPER CRAZY THROWS TONY MAMALUKE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!!

Meanwhile, at the exact same time… DANIELSON CLOTHESLINES LITTLE GUIDO OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!!

Getting a bit carried away, Super Crazy gets onto the apron, and waits for Tony to get up… BEFORE CRAZY LEAPS OFF, DRILLING TONY WITH AN ASAI MOONSAULT!!!

Of course this gains those terrific “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB” chants from the fans, as Super Crazy bounces back up and slides into the ring.

He shares a respectful nod with Danielson, his version of a thank you, and together, the two of them invite Guido and Mamaluke back into the ring.

Instead, the two Italians meet at ringside, and despite pointing menacingly at their foes, looking furious, they begin to retreat up the ramp. The fans give them a hard time for this, throwing insults in their direction, which seems to particularly irritate Guido as we cut to our first commercial break of the evening.


Rather surprisingly, when we return from the commercial break, the ring is still populated with BRYAN DANIELSON AND SUPER CRAZY, whilst midway up the entrance ramp stands LITTLE GUIDO AND TONY MAMALUKE. Danielson and Crazy look pretty relaxed in the ring, still telling their adversaries to come on down, whilst Guido is fuming, a microphone in his hand now. Before he begins speaking, the little Italian points a menacing finger at Danielson, showing just who he’s directing his words to.

Little Guido: Bryan Danielson, you just made the biggest mistake of your life. Do you think you can just come out here and get involved in veteran business when you’re still wet behind the ears? Are you really trying to come out here, get involved in my business and disrespect me like that?

Guido, still really angry, waits for a response from Danielson, but Danielson just takes a deep breath and shrugs his shoulders, clearly not fussed. This gets a nice ovation from the fans, but causes Guido to lose his shit, storming back down to ringside.

Little Guido: You want to react like a smart ass? I’ve had enough! I’m gonna’ teach you some respect right now. Let’s get a referee out here right now and get the bell rung… I demand a match.

The fans cheer that statement, liking the sound of a match and Danielson smirks, liking the idea also. Guido slowly steps into the ring, still holding onto his microphone, whilst Super Crazy leaves the ring. A referee runs down the ramp and slides into the ring, but the first thing the referee does is point at Crazy and Mamaluke at ringside, before stating “YOU’RE OUT OF HERE”.

After Guido’s interference in the first match, it seems the referees have learned their lesson, as they are ejecting Crazy and Tony from ringside. Guido and Danielson both don’t seem to mind, as this means we will have a clean one on one match here.

Before the match starts, the ring announcer introduces Bryan Danielson, before looking to begin Guido’s introduction, but the Italian interrupts.

Little Guido: Whoa, whoa, let me just stop you right there, pal. My name is not Little Guido, my name is Guido Maritato!

This doesn’t really garner much of a reaction but Maritato seems to be proud of himself.

Guido Maritato: I’ll be recognized from now on by my real name, because I’m gonna’ prove to everybody here tonight, including Bryan Danielson, that I’m not just a little comedy act anymore.

Aggressive in his nature, Guido throws the microphone outside of the ring, and it looks like it’s time for our second match of the night…


After the match, a LOUD pop can be heard from the fans, as Danielson basically picked up the victory out of nowhere. He has his hand raised by the referee, before opting to not celebrate and instead just leave the ring.

It might be a pretty good decision, considering Maritato is back to his feet rather quickly, and is FURIOUS. He kicks the bottom rope in frustration, and isn’t happy with the result, telling nobody in particular that “I KICKED OUT BEFORE THREE”.

Feeling hard done by, it doesn’t take long before Maritato leaves the ring, and storms up the ramp, having endured a really bad night tonight. He’s in such a mood that he even ignores the cat calls from the audience, and just gets behind the curtain as quickly as possible…

…

With nobody in the ring now, we get a video package…


After the video package ends, there’s some applause and chants of “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB” amongst the audience. Our cameras then focus on our commentary position where JOEY STYLES AND SHANE DOUGLAS are having a discussion.

Joey Styles: That video package just gave me goose bumps, Shane. It’s safe to say that these two are going to take it to a whole new level when trying to destroy each other at November To Remember. You know, it’s interesting, the consensus among a lot of the fans and some of the boys in the back is that The Sandman may be more violent.

Douglas doesn’t necessarily disagree, but Styles puts a finger up as if to say he’s not done.

Joey Styles: But being violent isn’t the only quality that helps you survive here at the land of extreme. As you know, Shane, it’s also crucial to be able to take punishment and nobody can take more punishment than Masato Tanaka.

Once again, Shane just nods along with Joey’s informative breakdown.

Joey Styles: I don’t mean to just play it safe here and not put myself out there with a prediction, but in my opinion, this match truly is a tossup. It could go either way.

The Commissioner appreciated Styles’ opinion and now decides to add some of his own thoughts.

Shane Douglas: Look, I must admit I think you’re pretty spot on with some of your thoughts there, Joey. It’s funny, this match was booked before I got here as a cheap way to keep The Sandman out of the title chase.

This time it’s Joey’s turn to nod in agreement as Shane smirks.

Shane Douglas: And whilst some people might not like the reason why this match is taking place, nobody can deny that it’s going to be a great fucking match!

Douglas rubs his hands together in excitement.

Shane Douglas: I can tell you without a shadow of a doubt, I’m looking forward to this one. There’s no way I could change it.

Douglas nods as if to signal that he’s finished so Styles takes back over.

Joey Styles: Speaking of these two extreme competitors, last week The Sandman had a message for Masato Tanaka, but tonight, all the way from Japan, Tanaka has a message for The Sandman…

With that, we cut away because another video package is about to play…

…


When we return from the final break of the evening, we are back at the commentary position (commentary is being featured more tonight than it has been in months). As to be expected, JOEY STYLES AND SHANE DOUGLAS are ready to talk about some more stuff.

Shane Douglas: Welcome back, folks. It’s at this point where I have yet another announcement to make regarding November To Remember. Joey, there’s been some recent events which have showed tension building between two men, and I thought that stepped up to a whole new level last week…

The Commissioner pauses and Styles is left hanging, waiting to hear what’s next.

Shane Douglas: Based off of the budding hatred between these two men, I’m sanctioning a match for November To Remember… It will be Homicide versus Tommy Dreamer!!!

Joey’s eyes bug out, happy with that announcement but Douglas isn’t finished.

Shane Douglas: Tommy Dreamer has a willingness to stand up for what is right, whilst Homicide believes that Tommy has taken money from Homicide to be able to feed his family. This isn’t just going to be a normal match at November To Remember, I don’t think that will do this situation justice. This match is going to be… A Street Fight!!!

More googly eyes from Styles, as Douglas goes on.

Shane Douglas: I think the audience will be pleased with this as will both competitors who’re involved, as it seems pretty clear this is what both men want to happen.

Finally, Shane nods almost allowing Joey to know he’s finished and that Joey can speak now. Styles looks set to do so when he’s stopped by something happening at ringside…

…

“The Old School Style” by Boner echoes throughout the arena, and to major heat from the fans, THE NETWORK begins making their way towards the ring. Douglas and Styles both look confused on commentary as the entire conglomerate step towards the ring, meaning CYRUS, CW ANDERSON, JUSTIN CREDIBLE, DAWN MARIE, JACK VICTORY AND THE ECW CHAMPION STEVE CORINO!!!

The heat is enormous as the entire squad has smug looks on their faces, before getting into a ring. Cyrus grabs a microphone which gains a groan from the fans, but before he begins speaking, he looks up towards the commentary area, waving in the direction of Shane Douglas.

‘The Franchise’ just kind of frowns, slightly unsure and concerned as to why Cyrus is in such a good mood tonight.

Cyrus: Hi Shane, I hope you’re enjoying your night, mister Commissioner. I hope you’re having fun ruining everything that we’ve tried to do.

It’s a fake smile from ‘The Virus’, whilst at the commentary booth, Douglas admits that he is enjoying what he’s doing.

Cyrus: What you have to remember is that you’re not the only one with the power. We, as in me and you, both have the power.

A grin comes across the leader of The Network’s face, whilst the rest of The Network all chuckle in the background.

Cyrus: And I’m very proud of how I’ve molded this company since being in charge, so you trying to ruin it… You can’t get away with it.

Cyrus is laying down the law here, however Douglas refuses to react whilst the fans boo the shit out of him.

Cyrus: When I say we both have the power, it means I still have some power of my own to make matches.

He lets those words sink in, still engulfed in fiery heat from the fans.

Cyrus: Now I put on my thinking hat in the back and I’ve come up with a match that will upstage everything that you’ve announced so far for November To Remember. I promise, I’ve got a doozy.

Already, a shit eating grin is across all of The Network’s faces which can’t be good. The Commissioner, meanwhile, continues to look on from the commentary desk, very intrigued.

Cyrus: Before you thank me, let me start by saying you’re welcome. I’m here to announce a real dream match for everyone. It will be the culmination of something that’s been brewing all year long.

There’s murmurs from the crowd now as they seem legitimately interested.

Cyrus: At November To Remember, it will be Hot Commodity versus The Harris Brothers versus Da Baldies in a Hair versus Facial Hair versus Baldness match!!!

Cyrus guffaws loudly as do the rest of The Network, and the ECW Champ even pats Cyrus on the back for his ‘brilliant’ decision making. The fans HATE the announcement, booing loudly before starting up a “FUCK THE NETWORK”, “FUCK THE NETWORK”, “FUCK THE NETWORK” chant. Up at the commentary booth, Shane and Joey exchange looks, both shaking their heads at the awful match announcement.

Cyrus: Just to clarify, what that means is that if Hot Commodity lose, they will get their hair cut. If The Harris Brothers lose, they will be forced to shave their facial hair. And finally, if Da Baldies lose, then they will be contractually obliged to grow their hair.

More boos from the fans which Cyrus ignores, instead looking at his watch, pretending as if he’s lost track of time.

Cyrus: Whoa, I didn’t realize that was the time, now let me talk about tonight’s main event. I’ve heard rumors that Kid Kash is going to be Tajiri’s tag team partner tonight…

A big pop goes up for the mention of Kid Kash, despite the fact that he was decimated last week. Surprisingly, the fans’ reaction brings a smile to Cyrus’ face.

Cyrus: But thanks to The Network, but in particular the TV Champ CW Anderson and Justin Credible…

The two raise their hands, soaking in the ovation, even if it’s all negative. Corino and co applaud the dastardly duos handiwork.

Cyrus: I can confirm that we’re not going to see Kid Kash ever again!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS, directed at the smugness of Cyrus.

Cyrus: I think it’s safe to say that last week Kid Kash learned a message that I’ve been preaching for a long time now.

Cyrus pauses, before continuing.

Cyrus: It’s the same message that Rhino will learn at November To Remember…

Despite the negative connotation, a MASSIVE ERUPTION comes from the fans at the mention of Rhino. This clearly irritates Cyrus and particularly Corino, but Cyrus marches on anyway.

Cyrus: And it’s something that I promise, eventually Shane Douglas will learn too!

At the commentary booth, Douglas raises his eyebrows as if to say “oh really”.

Cyrus: The message is NOBODY STANDS UP TO THE NETWORK!!!

The heat from the audience picks up again so Cyrus is forced to continue yelling over the top of them.

Cyrus: AND SOONER OR LATER… EVERYBODY BENDS OVER FOR THE NETWORK!!!

The Network all seem pretty content with their promo time, getting more heat from the fans, until “Smack My Bitch Up” by The Prodigy interrupts their celebrating, and brings a frown to all of their faces. Our fans love it though, cheering loudly, as YOSHIHIRO TAJIRI steps through the curtain, one tag team title sitting on each shoulder.

The ovation continues as ‘The Japanese Buzzsaw’ shows no fear or no awareness, stalking down the ramp in typical fashion, and sliding straight into the ring.

The Network even seems shocked at Tajiri getting into the ring and being severely outnumbered, but he just gets a microphone, not letting it bother him.

Yoshihiro Tajiri: Surprise, surprise… I have partner!

An EPIC pop rings out as The Network scoff, still not feeling threatened at this stage.

Yoshihiro Tajiri: We team together for one night only. Together, we kick your fucking head!!!

With that, Tajiri tosses the microphone to the floor, and “Born In China” by The Immortals brings the crowd to their feet again, as Tajiri’s partner is LOW KI!!!

The Network all sort of bug out inside of the ring, as ‘The Warrior’ rushes towards the ring. On commentary, Douglas laughs, happy with Tajiri’s choice.

Shane Douglas: What an awesome choice of partner by Tajiri! Low Ki feels a lot like a young Tajiri, just, you know, with a slightly different set of mental illnesses.

After Shane’s thoughts, Low Ki is in the ring with Tajiri, whilst The Network all step outside, except for Anderson and Corino. Suddenly, a referee sprints out from the back, and it does indeed look like its main event time…


Heat immediately engulfs the arena as the bell rings, and Corino gets to his feet, having his hand raised by the referee. After that, The King Of Old School’ is given his ECW Title by Justin Credible, and the two share a hug.

Tajiri manages to get back to his feet on the outside, only just realizing that he’s lost the match. He looks frustrated when Cyrus gets in his face, yelling “THAT’S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY AND STAND UP TO THE NETWORK YOU STUPID JAP BASTARD”!

Whether he understands the insult or not, nobody knows but Tajiri immediately begins stalking Cyrus… ONLY TO BE SLAMMED IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THE TV TITLE BY A RECOVERED CW ANDERSON!!!

Tajiri falls face first to the canvas, probably unconscious. ‘The Enforcer’ gets a sick grin on his face, before he slides into the ring.

Cyrus and the rest of The Network cheer from the outside, as Corino, Anderson and Credible celebrate inside of the ring. The fans begin hurling garbage at the heels, not happy with how the show is ending…

UNTIL RHINO STORMS DOWN THE RAMP AND SLIDES INTO THE RING!!!

Low Ki and Tajiri are down and out on the outside, as Cyrus, Dawn Marie and Jack Victory immediately run up the ramp and to the back.

The fans are going ape shit though as Rhino gets into the ring… AND BEGINS SWINGING WILDLY AT ALL THREE MEN, DROPPING ALL OF THEM!!!

“ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB” chants begin again, as Anderson gets back to his feet, backing against the ropes… AND RHINO CHARGES AT CW… CLOTHESLINING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!!

With Anderson taken care of, Rhino turns back to the center of the ring now, where Credible is back to his feet. RHINO IMMEDIATELY GRABS CREDIBLE BY THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!!

It’s just challenger and champion in the ring now, Rhino and Steve Corino. The fans cheer this occasion as Rhino begins hammering away on Corino with right hands, until Corino flops back to the mat.

The sadistic Rhino wastes no time, quickly heading outside of the ring, grabbing a TABLE, and sliding back into the ring.

Once back to his feet, ‘The Big Fuckin’ Deal’ grabs the table and leans it in the corner of the ring. As is the routine, Rhino then heads to the other side of the ring, getting on his haunches, waiting for Corino to get up, and when the champ hits his feet…

RHINO CHARGES ACROSS THE RING FOR THE GORE!!!

BUT ANDERSON AND CREDIBLE TRIP CORINO AND DRAG HIM UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE AND TO SAFETY!!!

Major heat is directed at The Network’s wrestling trio as they retreat up the ramp, whilst Rhino, hands on hips, is really pissed on the outside.

He lets out a roar, having almost tasted beating the shit out of Corino tonight, but it looks like he’ll have to wait.

Rhino begins pacing, still fuming, as The Network continue to retreat, continuing to get boos from the fans…

…

When we cut back to the commentary booth, where SHANE DOUGLAS has removed his headset and he has a microphone in his hand.

Shane Douglas: Justin Credible… Congratulations on your interference ruining yet another match tonight. Your reward? Next week, Justin Credible you will go one on one with Rhino!!!

‘The Franchise’ drops the microphone and there’s an epic pop from the fans, whilst the cameras cut back to ringside.

We see Rhino, still looking angry but nodding, knowing he’ll get his hands on Credible next week. As for Credible, he’s scared shitless, shaking his head in disarray at the top of the ramp, and even Corino and Anderson look helpless.

Rhino looks ready, Credible doesn’t and the two will lock horns next week, and that’s how the show comes to a close…

No opening video or anything crazy like that, because in my ECW, that virtually never happens to start the show. We do begin with the cameras panning around the arena though, where the rabid, extreme rednecks in Kentucky are on their feet, loudly chanting “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”. The chants and excitement regarding the night continue, as we head to the commentary booth, where again somewhat surprisingly for an ECW show, JOEY STYLES is already in position. Not only that, but for the second week in a row, it seems the Commissioner SHANE DOUGLAS will be helping out, performing some color commentary duties.

Joey Styles: Hi ladies and gentlemen and welcome to yet another edition of ECW Hardcore TV. I’m ‘The Voice Of ECW’, Joey Styles and it’s my honor and privilege to once again be joined here by the Commissioner of ECW, Shane Douglas. Shane, thanks for joining me yet again.

Shane Douglas: You don’t have to thank me, Joey, the pleasure is all mine. I’m here with good company, I love the view, and we all know that ‘The Franchise’ loves the sound of his own voice.

Joey Styles: Speaking of the view, we’ve got the best seats in the state of Kentucky for tonight’s big time main event. It’ll be The Network’s Justin Credible going one on one with a man who was betrayed and cost the ECW Championship by The Network, Rhino!

Shane Douglas laughs to himself, a sadistic grin on his face, kind of reminding us of the old ‘Franchise’.

Shane Douglas: You know, Joey, one of the rules I set myself when I became the Commissioner of ECW was to be fair. Sure, I want to be a thorn in the side of Cyrus, but that’s just to even the score, because we all know he’s gonna’ favor his group of misfits whenever he can. But I have to admit, there’s some extra motivation in booking tonight’s main event. After everything that’s happened in the past, I’ve waited two and a half years to see Justin Credible die.

Styles looks a little taken aback at that response from Douglas, but Shane rubs his hands together in excitement, still smiling.

Shane Douglas: I’m excited as hell because going up against Rhino, tonight could be the night where it finally happens.

Joey’s still rather speechless at how sadistic Douglas is, when suddenly a phone goes off that can be heard through commentary. Styles looks shocked when Douglas sheepishly pulls his phone out of his pocket and screens the call. Realizing this is a little strange for his phone to ring on TV, the Commissioner decides to explain himself.

Shane Douglas: Sorry about that, Joey. It might seem a little unprofessional, but I promise you that it’s a business call. You see, after the main event last week…

Douglas pauses to look at his phone, one can only assume that he’s put it on silent but now it’s vibrating. Styles tries to look at Douglas’ phone, but Shane hides it.

Shane Douglas: That phone call is regarding a decision that I made after last week’s main event. I’ve come to a decision on one more match for November To Remember.

Styles raises his eyebrows, shocked with this announcement, which causes The Commish to smile.

Shane Douglas: I reached out earlier in the week but I was unable to get in touch with one half of who I want in the match. However I’m going to head backstage to get the contract signed by half of the match that is here tonight, and then I’ll need to return a call.

He holds his phone up as he says this, having explained that it’s somebody he’s reached out to regarding a match at November To Remember that’s calling him.

Shane Douglas: Now if the call goes as I’d like it to and all goes well…

Shane stops for a moment to clear his throat.

Shane Douglas: If it all goes well, I’m hoping that I’ll have everything sorted rather quickly. My plan is to be back here to announce this new match to the world after the opening match. See you soon, Joey.

With that, Shane shoots a confused Joey a sly wink, before stepping away from the commentary booth, and leaving the shot.

Joey’s a little flustered still, but ever the professional, he sends us back to ringside, because apparently the competitors for the first match made their entrances as all this was going on…

…


The bell rings and the audience are rather deflated, not making much noise. Once the referee raises Daniels hand and his cocky facial expressions are visible for everybody to see, the heat picks up from the audience.

Meanwhile, Matthews rolls to the outside, being consoled by York, and the two slowly look to make their way to the back, clearly not happy with Team Me.

Inside of the ring, the celebration continues amongst the heat, until Daniels grabs a microphone and signals for the music to be cut. Once the music dies down, ‘The Fallen Angel’ is forced to wait for the heat to die down, before he can begin speaking.

Christopher Daniels: What you just saw was yet another victory by ‘The Fallen Angel’, but that’s nothing new at this point. Not only can I not be beaten by anybody…

Daniels wasn’t finished but he’s cut off by the nasty reaction to his remarks by the fans.

Christopher Daniels: And when I say anybody that means especially Super Crazy…

A pop from the fans at the mention of the extreme Mexican, but Daniels clearly just finds it funny.

Christopher Daniels: But not only am I better than Super Crazy, but my Moonsault is even better than his too.

The heat means the audience clearly disagrees.

Christopher Daniels: It’s not just a fancy name or slogan, there’s a reason it’s called the Best Moonsault Ever!

BOOOOOO, but the over confident Daniels doesn’t care.

Christopher Daniels: It’s called the best because it’s the best, just like I’m the best wrestler ever.

There’s a LOUD reaction for that statement from the fans, but it’s far from positive. CD doesn’t care though, continuing on his rant.

Christopher Daniels: And I’ll prove that everything I say is true at November To Remember…

He’s forced to stop and duck a glass of drink that has been thrown in his direction from an annoyed fan. Daniels stares down the fan for a moment, who stares back and yells “ECDUB MOTHER FUCKER”!

Christopher Daniels: Because I promise you all, after the pay per view, I will STILL remain undefeated.

More heat for the angelic one, who continues on.

Christopher Daniels: As a matter of fact, that isn’t just a promise. That isn’t even just a guarantee. THAT… MY FRIENDS… IS GOSPEL…

Knowing the familiar catch phrase, the fans try and shit all over it, but Daniels just speaks louder and louder.

Christopher Daniels: ACCORDING TO THE FALLEN ANGEL!!!

Having delivered the desired message, Daniels now drops the microphone to the canvas, and his music plays again, as he leaves the ring. He cops some heat from the fans as he’s leaving, but continues to hold his head high, whilst we cut to the first break of the evening.


Coming back from the break, we are once again focusing on the commentary area, where JOEY STYLES is welcoming us back to the show. Suddenly though, Commissioner SHANE DOUGLAS appears, with a big time smirk on his face. Rather than put his headset back on though, he has a microphone in hand, wanting everybody to hear this.

Shane Douglas: Ladies and gentlemen, I have an exciting announcement to make. I don’t mean to pat myself on the back but I’ve pulled off THE coup.

The fans murmur as Shane continues to look rather pleased with himself.

Shane Douglas: Did anybody here watch the main event last week?

A pop signals that most people did.

Shane Douglas: Last week, for me, one man really stepped it up to a whole new level. I was so impressed with how Low Ki managed to hold his own in the ring with the former World Champion, current World Champion and the TV Champion.

‘The Franchise’ is doing a good job of putting over ‘The Warrior’, getting more cheers from the fans.

Shane Douglas: Low Ki has earned the right to be given the opportunity to compete in more big matches, so I want to give him another test.

The Commissioner is still all smiles, as the fans listen intently.

Shane Douglas: That’s why I had to leave Joey here by himself for the opening match. I went backstage and I got Low Ki’s signature on this contract.

As he says these words, Douglas pulls out a folded piece of paper from his breast pocket.

Shane Douglas: And the reason why my phone was going off the hook earlier, well, I just got Low Ki’s opponent to agree to a match at November To Remember over the phone.

“What I really want to know is who the hell the opponent is” – Joey Styles.

Shane Douglas: Patience is a virtue, Joey. But seriously, it’s my pleasure to announce that at November To Remember, Low Ki will go one on one with the returning EDDIE GUERRERO!!!

Holy shit! That announcement gets an ENORMOUS pop from the fans, as Douglas, happy with the impact he’s made, puts the mic down. He then sits back down and gets ready to do commentary again.

The audience continues to cheer loudly though, even breaking out an “EDDIE”, “EDDIE”, “EDDIE” chant, looking forward to seeing Guerrero for the first time in forever…

…

Before heading to our next match, we cut to the backstage area, where surprisingly enough, JUSTIN CREDIBLE is seen standing around the back without his Network buddies. Looking in a foul mood, Credible clings onto his Singapore Cane as he begins speaking to the camera.

Justin Credible: Let me start off with the most obvious question. Rhino… who the hell do you think you are?

Contempt is written all over the face of Credible as he begins.

Justin Credible: I’ll be the first to admit, even though we fight for the same cause, Steve Corino isn’t my best friend.

The former champ can’t help but smirk at this statement.

Justin Credible: Even though we aren’t best friends, I even know that he brought you up from nothing.

JC pauses, twirling his Singapore Cane before continuing.

Justin Credible: You owe him everything. You would still be working shitty border towns in Canada and Detroit if it wasn’t for the ECW Champion.

Despite the serious nature of this promo, Credible smirks at his last line, clearly thinking it was a good one. Before speaking again, he puts his own finger onto his chest, pointing at himself.

Justin Credible: Now let’s talk about where I come into all of this. I’m not sure if you have been paying attention, but I took care of Kid Kash!

A picture of arrogance, he dusts his hands together whilst maintaining a “tough guy” look on his face.

Justin Credible: As much as Rhino gets the credit for it, I did all the softening up. I took care of Rob Van Dam.

If only this were a live promo so the fans could boo the shit out of this lie.

Justin Credible: I guess I’m something of a problem solver, because I take care of any problems The Network has.

Smug as ever, Credible takes a breath before continuing.

Justin Credible: I almost forgot to mention one of the most impressive things I’ve done recently. I solved another one of The Network’s problems when I broke Mikey Whipwreck’s neck.

He motions breaking something with his two hands.

Justin Credible: And tonight, I’ll live up to my name and I’ll ruin the main event of November To Remember in the process. I am going to break Rhino’s neck and take his spot in the main event.

Grandeur flashes through his eyes as Credible looks to finish things off.

Justin Credible: Justin Credible breaking Rhino’s neck and fighting for the title at the biggest show of the year? That’s not just the coolest, that’s not just the best… That is just incredible.

The man who hopes to become ECW Champion again in a few weeks, despite not having a title shot, continues to stare into the camera as we fade away…

…


Despite the referee being out and the bell being rung, there’s no signs of slowing down from these three teams. They continue to brawl, showing that there is some legitimate hatred between the two teams.

It only gets worse in terms of chaos, when the fans begin marking out, because EYE BALLS, BALLS MAHONEY AND PIERRE CARL OULETTE CHARGE DOWN THE RAMP AND SLIDE INTO THE RING!!!

As the audience is buzzing, PCO and Mahoney have their chairs with them, and they immediately go to town. BALLS QUICKLY NAILS DORING WITH A CHAIR ACROSS THE FACE… AND YORK COPS THE SAME TREATMENT FROM PCO!!!

The chairs are heavily dented, but the fans love it, letting out another “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB” chant. Eye Balls now line up the staggering Matthews now… AND THEY NAIL HIM WITH SIMULTANEOUS CHAIR SHOTS TO THE BODY… SANDWICHING JOEY BETWEEN THE TWO CHAIRS!!!

More cheers from the fans as the two members of Eye Balls slap their chairs together, as if they were saying cheers like they were ready for a drink. The two turn around though… TURNING STRAIGHT INTO A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE FROM ROADKILL… WHO LEAPS OFF OF THE TOP ROPE!!!

Another “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB” chant can be heard due to the high risk move from the giant of a man. All three men remain down with Roadkill suffering and awkward landing, and this allows Swinger and Diamond to pick up the steel chairs that Eye Balls dropped when being nailed by Roady.

With Mahoney and PCO crawling towards the ropes… THEY BOTH GET NAILED WITH STEEL CHAIRS ACROSS THE BACK BY SWINGER AND DIAMOND!!!

There’s plenty of heat from the audience now, but Team Me are well and truly in control, focusing on Roadkill who’s slowly stirring. As Roady begins to fight to his feet, Diamond and Swinger double team him… AS TEAM ME DRILLS ROADKILL WITH THE PROBLEM SOLVER ON THE STEEL CHAIR!!!

One more set of “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB” chants go up for the extreme action, as Team Me now drop the steel chairs, sadistic smiles on their faces.

They stand over all of their opponents for November To Remember, looking really good right about now. The heat picks back up from the fans but Team Me could care less, on top of the world right now…


We return from the break to get a close up of an intense looking RHINO, pacing back and forth as he normally does when he’s in one of these moods. The former champ is breathing as heavy as ever, wheezing, before he finally begins to speak, refusing to stop pacing the whole time.

Rhino: JUSTIN… I ALWAYS FUCKING HATED YOU!!!

No beating around the bush, the furious monster of a man is right to the point tonight.

Rhino: YOUR STUPID FUCKING FACE… YOUR CROOKED blueberry SMILE… YOUR BIG FUCKING TEETH… YOUR NAME… YOUR CATCHPHRASE… I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!

‘The Big Fuckin’ Deal’s face gets redder by the second, as his pacing speeds up the more fiery he gets.

Rhino: BUT I COULDN’T KILL YOU!!!

There’s genuine frustration on the face of Rhino as he says that last line.

Rhino: I COULDN’T KILL YOU BECAUSE THEY NEEDED YOU… THERE IS NO FUCKING THEY ANYMORE!!!

Rhino is an intense beast, salivating at the thought of killing his opponent tonight.

Rhino: THE NETWORK IS GOING TO DIE!!!

Another pause as he continues with his pacing and heavy breathing.

Rhino: CW ANDERSON GOT LUCKY AND HE GOT TO LIVE… BECAUSE HE WAS JUST SOME GUY IN MY WAY!!!

The former champ shakes his head at the thought, before loading up again.

Rhino: BUT I AM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER JUSTIN CREDIBLE… I’M GOING TO BREAK HIS FUCKING NECK!!!

Oh boy, this man is scary. He continues to pace, PUNCHING A HOLE IN THE WALL as his thoughts get more violent.

Rhino: AND I’LL KEEP FUCKING DOING IT…UNTIL HE SAYS MY FUCKING NAME!!! JUSTIN CREDIBLE… I WON’T STOP UNTIL YOU GO BACK TO STEVE CORINO… AND SAY THE ONE THING TO WARN HIM OF WHAT’S COMING!!! RHINO… RHINO… RHINO… RHINO… RHINO… BIG FUCKING DEAL… ECW CHAMPION!!!

Rhino’s voice is going hoarse after that last outburst, but he doesn’t care, continuing to let out his frustration.

Rhino: MY TITLE… SAY IT… SAY IT!!! SAY THE FUCKING NAME… RHINO… RHINO… RHINO!!!

He punches his own chest, continuing to say his own name quietly as he does so.

Rhino: THAT NAME IS GOING TO FUCKING HAUNT ALL OF YOU… ONE BY ONE…RHINO…RHINO…RHINO…RHINO…RHINO…RHINO!!!

Out of nowhere, the screen becomes shaky, until Rhino’s face, covered by mattered hair is close up to the camera. It’s clear Rhino has grabbed the camera in his hands, looking right at it now, calming himself down.

Rhino: The Network is going to become a fucking morgue…

With that, there’s a loud shatter followed by the screen cutting to black, as one can only assume that Rhino has thrown the camera to the floor…

…


After the match, there’s no celebration despite the ovation from the fans, instead the number one contender gets up, and brushes off the referee. From there, he locks eyes with Steve Corino, who clearly shits himself.

The tension picks up with the fans cheering loudly, as CORINO TURNS AROUND AND HOPS OVER THE CROWD BARRICADE… BUT RHINO SLIDES OUT OF THE RING AND CATCHES CORINO’S LEG BEFORE HE CAN ESCAPE!!!

Corino begs for mercy, his title still in his hand, but Rhino drags him by the hair and rolls him into the ring.

With a sick grin on his face, Rhino immediately rolls in after Corino, but ‘The King Of Old School’ rolls outside of the opposite side of the ring.

The frustration is clear on Rhino’s face, until he looks down and realizes that Corino has left the ECW title inside the ring. Rhino picks it up and raises it above his head, getting a HUGE pop from the fans.

Corino is the one annoyed now, demanding that he gets his title back. Rhino simple tell him, “COME AND FUCKING GET IT”!!!

Building up a head of steam, Corino walks back towards the ring, jumping onto the apron, but then he jumps back down, deciding not to get into the ring.

BOOO’s from the fans for the cowardice Corino, as he instead slowly walks around the ring, with Rhino’s eyes burning a hole through him the entire time.

Corino continues to stand at ringside, asking Rhino “YOU READY FOR THIS”, whilst keeping Rhino’s eyes away from the entrance ramp.

Suddenly, the fans begin to boo as Corino smirks, but something clicks inside Rhino’s head… SO RHINO TURNS AROUND AND IMMEDIATELY DRILLS CW ANDERSON WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!!

As Rhino focused on Anderson and then cleared Jack Victory from the ring as well, Corino snuck back in, grabbed his title, and immediately escaped again.

For the second time tonight, Rhino gives chase to Corino… AND HE GRABS CORINO BY THE HAIR… CATCHING HIM RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE STAGE!!!

Again, Corino begs for mercy as the fans mark out for this moment. Rhino holds Corino by the hair, salivating, enjoying the moment, and letting out a primal roar…

ONLY TO GET STABBED IN THE FOREHEAD WITH A FUCKING FORK!!!

BY HOMICIDE!!!

Holy shit!!! Major heat for the interference from the mercenary, which is followed by chants of “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB” for the sadistic blow.

Corino’s jaw drops to the floor, clearly in shock, when a smirking Homicide pulls a GIANT STACK OF CASH OUT OF HIS POCKET, showing that Cyrus has clearly paid him to make his presence felt tonight.

This makes the fans heat get even louder, but this doesn’t worry Homicide. As Homicide beats on Rhino, sending him back down the ramp, Corino follows, just watching, with his ECW Championship back over his shoulder.

Suddenly, RHINO SHRUFS OFF HOMICIDE’S PUNCHES AND THROWS HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE RING POST!!!

BUT HE TURNS STRAIGHT INTO AN ECW TITLE SHOW TO THE FACE BY CORINO!!!

Rhino tried to show some life but it was quickly snuffed out. Now Anderson has recovered as well and he helps Homicide up, before the three heels send Rhino back inside of the ring.

Once inside they continue to stomp all over Rhino, doing all they can to stop him from getting up. After a few more moments, Credible has recovered as well… AND HE HITS REPEATED SHOTS WITH THE SINGAPORE CANE TO THE BODY OF RHINO!!!

Despite their dislike of Credible, the fans can’t help but chant “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB” for the impact of the blows.

As the savage attack continues, YOSHIHIRO TAJIRI RUNS DOWN THE RAMP AND SLIDES INTO THE RING!!!

‘The Japanese Buzzsaw’ strikes everything that moves, fighting against the numbers… BUT HE EVENTUALLY TURNS STRAIGHT INTO AN ANDERSON SPINEBUSTER FROM CW!!!

Not wasting any time, Anderson then picks up Tajiri and tosses him out of the ring, so all three can focus on Rhino again.

The arena is well and truly deflated after Tajiri’s failed rescue attempt… UNTIL LOW KI STORMS DOWN THE RAMP AND GETS INTO THE RING!!!

Similar to Tajiri, with the fans rocking, Low Ki lands some strike… BEFORE GETTING KNOCKED OUT WITH A BRUTAL SINGAPORE CANE SHOT TO THE HEAD FROM CREDIBLE!!!

“ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB” echoes throughout the building for the weapon shot, and they continue to focus on Rhino.

Rhino continues to get battered, until now, BOTH THE SANDMAN AND TOMMY DREAMER GET INTO THE RING!!!

The pop is huge for the appearance of the ECW originals, and DREAMER IMMEDIATELY SPEARS HOMICIDE TO THE MAT, PUTTING IN WORK WITH SOME RIGHT HANDS!!!

As that happens, The Sandman adopts the same strategy as Low Ki and Tajiri, hammering everybody, BEFORE CORINO HITS SANDMAN WITH THE ECW TITLE FROM BEHIND!!!

The blow causes Sandman to stagger into Credible’s grasp… SO CREDIBLE DROPS SANDMAN WITH THE THAT’S INCREDIBLE!!!

After being shoved off by Homicide, Dreamer gets back to his feet, but he’s distracted by Sandman being taken out.

Tommy looks to make a move towards Credible, WHEN CW CLOBBERS HIM FROM BEHIND… SENDING DREAMER INTO AN OLD SCHOOL KICK FROM CORINO!!!

Bloody hell, The Network stands over all of them now, well and truly having dominated tonight, until the fans begin cheering…

BECAUSE SOMEHOW RHINO IS BACK TO HIS FEET!!!

They all immediately swarm Rhino, attacking him ferociously… BUT RHINO PUSHES THEM ALL AWAY WITH INCREDIBLE STRENGTH!!!

CW is first to regain his balance, running at Rhino… BUT RHINO NAILS HIM WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!!

A massive pop emanates from the fans, as Rhino jumps back to his feet, ONLY TO GET NAILED IN THE MID SECTION WITH THE SINGAPORE CANE FROM CREDIBLE!!!

WHICH ALLOWS CORINO TO TAKE RHINO DOWN WITH THE OLD SCHOOL EXPULSION!!!

As this marathon beat down continues, once again the life is driven out of Rhino, and in essence, the fans as well. With things back in control, Corino looks towards Credible and Homicide, pointing and mouthing something inaudible.

The duo clearly understands as they head outside of the ring, and pull a TABLE from underneath the ring. At the request of Corino, they bring the table back in and lean it against the corner of the ring.

Whilst the table is being put in position, Rhino somehow battles to his feet again, so the ECW Champion grabs Homicide’s fork. Corino then runs at Rhino… NAILING HIM WITH ANOTHER SHOT TO THE HEAD WITH HOMICIDE’S FORK!!!

As Rhino crumbles to the mat, a furious Corino mounts him… AND GOES NUTS WITH PUNCH AFTER PUNCH TO THE HEAD OF RHINO!!!

Volcanic heat continues to be directed at the champ but he couldn’t care less. Now Corino directs Anderson to pick Rhino up, and he does… ONLY FOR CORINO TO RUN THROUGH RHINO WITH A TITLE SHOT TO THE FACE!!!

Those famous “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB” chants ring out again, as the camera zooms in on Rhino’s face now, showing that he’s busted wide open.

Having set up the table, Homicide shows his sadistic side, dropping to his knees… AND HOMICIDE BEGINS BITING AT THE CUT OF RHINO… OPENING IT UP WIDER!!!

Gasps and groans can be heard from the crowd, as Homicide gets up and spits Rhino’s blood onto the canvas. Now, CW and Credible drag Rhino to his feet and hold him up, whilst Homicide pulls Rhino’s hair out of his face.

This allows CORINO TO NAIL PUNCH AFTER PUNCH TO THE UNPROTECTED CUT OF RHINO!!!

BLOOD IS SQUIRTING EVERYWHERE WITH EACH SHOT FROM CORINO!!!

Rhino lets out a roar in pain and frustration… AND THEN RHINO SPITS HIS OWN BLOOD RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF CORINO!!!

The defiance of the number one contender gets another “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB” chant from the fans. With a surge of adrenaline, Rhino begins trembling, trying this best to fight out of the grasp of The Network… SO CORINO KICKS HIM RIGHT IN THE GROIN TO END HIS FIGHTING BACK!!!

Again, at the behest of Corino, this LONG, brutal attack continues as The Network and Homicide drag Rhino up, and hold him in place again.

CORINO THEN SPRINTS ACROSS THE RING… TAKING RHINO OUT WITH A GORE THROUGH THE FUCKING TABLE SET UP IN THE CORNER OF THE RING!!!

A big time pop comes out initially for the big time move, and we get one last “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB” chant for the night.

The attack seems to be over now as the heels all seem pretty happy with themselves, whilst Corino picks up his title, staring at it.

The champion then looks down at his hands, covered in Rhino’s blood, AND CORINO WIPES RHINO’’S BLOOD ONTO HIS OWN CHEST!!!

Our cameras zoom in on Corino now, focusing on the champ, who looks quite a sight, blood all over his chest and the title over his shoulder.

It’s safe to say ‘The King Of Old School’, along with the help of The Network and Homicide has dominated Rhino like nobody before him.

The heels all continue to celebrate in the ring, as all of the faces remain laid out inside and outside of the ring, as the show fades to black…

The show opens up at ringside, with the camera panning around the arena, the audience going absolutely MENTAL, yelling “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB” at the top of their lungs. Up at the commentary booth, Joey Styles gives the smallest of intros to the show, before “Perfect Strangers” by Deep Purple begins to play through The Rave’s speakers. The fans stay on their feet, cheering every so loudly as everybody’s favorite Commissioner, SHANE DOUGLAS steps through the curtain. ‘The Franchise’ waves to the fans, slapping hands with them as he walks down the ramp, and of course he’s dressed in his hideous, custom made black and yellow suit.

Once inside of the ring, the applause slowly stops for Douglas, who grabs a microphone, and for old time’s sake, immediately speaks over his own entrance music.

Shane Douglas: CUT THE FUCKING MUSIC!!!

The mention of the catchphrase gets a BIG pop from the fans, and Douglas just sniggers to himself.

Shane Douglas: Let me start off by stating the obvious after taking a bit of a look around earlier… This is a cool fucking building.

Another pop goes up, the Milwaukee natives appreciating the compliment, and Douglas seems to enjoy having the fans eating out of the palm of his hand.

Shane Douglas: Considering this is my first time here, I feel like it’s somewhat of a big occasion. With that being said, I’ve got a dream tag team main event tonight.

A murmur goes across the arena now, excitement at the idea of the announcement. Of course, the Commissioner stays quiet for a little longer than normal to build anticipation.

Shane Douglas: Well, at least I think it’s a dream main event so I’m gonna’ go ahead and book it anyway. Tonight, we will see Yoshihiro Tajiri teaming up with Super Crazy to take on the team of the ECW Champion Steve Corino AND the ECW Television Champion CW Anderson!!!

This announcement draws another nice reaction from the fans, which Douglas clearly appreciates. He bends down now, almost as if he’s ready to put the microphone down to the canvas, when “The Old School Style” by Boner hits rather unexpectedly. ‘The Franchise’ frowns, deciding to keep his mic in his hand, whilst the fans give a severe reaction, as THE NETWORK makes their presence felt. The conglomerate consisting of CYRUS, CW ANDERSON, JUSTIN CREDIBLE AND STEVE CORINO all make their way out from the back, seemingly in good spirits.

Their good moods could be down to the attack on Rhino and others to end last week’s show or could be for something else. Either way, they certainly have a spring in their step, ignoring the heat from the fans. Once inside of the ring, after grabbing a mic of his own, Cyrus looks at Douglas and scoffs, but Shane just rolls his eyes.

Cyrus: Excuse me, I hate to interrupt but…

Immediately Douglas puts a hand over Cyrus’ mic, which infuriates the leader of The Network. After a few moments, Cyrus reminds his colleagues to remain calm, as they look ready to go on the attack again.

Shane Douglas: I bet I can guess why you’re all out here. Do you have a problem with tonight’s main event?

Cyrus shakes his head in disagreement with Douglas, until surprisingly, the ECW Champion requests the stick. Despite some initial shock, Cyrus hands the mic over to the smug Corino, who looks at Douglas with disdain.

Steve Corino: Almighty Commissioner if you don’t mind, can I SHOOT with you?

Douglas rolls his eyes as the champ uses air quotes as he says the word shoot.

Steve Corino: I hope you appreciate that I even used your stupid air quotes when I said that…

No real reaction from the Commish, but the rest of The Network chuckle at Corino’s mocking of Douglas. The fans, obviously, boo.

Steve Corino: But you see, you might have never been in this building before, but I have. As a matter of fact, that slant eyed little bastard TRIED TO KILL ME IN THIS BUILDING!

The biggest pop of the night can be heard so far, regarding the reference of Tajiri doing previous damage to Corino. Cyrus and his followers get rather offended at the reaction, except for Corino, who shockingly smiles at the reaction.

Steve Corino: Ah I’m glad you all remember that night because I remember it as well. They say payback is sweet and I can’t wait to actually kill Tajiri in this building tonight.

‘The Franchise’ raises his eyebrows, as the fans deliver some more smoldering heat. Meanwhile, now the rest of The Network applauds the champ’s words.

Steve Corino: So, at this time, I’d like to take the moment to issue a formal apology. I apologize to you, CW Anderson, I’m sorry for taking your November To Remember opponent away.

More heat but suddenly Corino gets really intense.

Steve Corino: BECAUSE I’VE ALREADY TAKEN AWAY MY OWN OPPONENT… I BLOODIED RHINO… I DESTROYED RHINO… I EMBARRASSED RHINO… AND NOW HE’’S NEVER COMING BACK!!!

‘The King Of Old School’ stops to take a breath now, calming himself down. Meanwhile, Anderson rather comically puts a hand on Corino’s shoulder.

CW Anderson: I just wanted to let you know that it’s okay. I forgive you…

Having had enough, Douglas shakes his head and brings the mic to his mouth again.

Shane Douglas: Umm okay, this is, uh, great…

He continues to shoot the entire Network an incredulous look.

Shane Douglas: But I’ll go back to the first thing that popped into my mind when your crappy little music hit. Why are you all out here?

Now Cyrus steps back up to the plate, taking the microphone from Corino. The volume of heat picks up so Cyrus can barely speak, so as he waits for it to die down, he shoots Douglas a knowing smirk.

Cyrus: There is a really important reason why we’re out here, so considering you’re so impatient, let me get to the point. We’re out here because I want to talk to you. You see, you might believe in the old way where a champion can put some stupid brace on for six months, never defend their title and just do commentary.

Every word is spoken with absolute contempt, and for the first time tonight, Douglas looks irritated. The fans aren’t happy with the fact that Cyrus is directly criticizing Douglas either.

Cyrus: But like I said, that was the old way. That was the old ECW, not The Network’s ECW. There are regulations in this ECW.

The cockiness is literally dripping off of Cyrus now.

Cyrus: Now I assume as the Commissioner you are up to date with all of the regulations. Well, at least I hope you are because I was reading up on them…

The leader of The Network pauses, continuing to just stare at Douglas.

Cyrus: And in the ECW rule book it clearly states that ECW Champions have to defend their titles every thirty days.

Douglas looks uncomfortable with that statement, as the rest of The Network look giddy. Sensing where things are going, the boos are getting louder from the fans again as well.

Cyrus: Now look I’m a fair man, I’ll be generous and I’ll even count the title defense Tajiri made when he teamed up with that retired Kid…

MAJOR heat due to the crack at Kid Kash, as well as where this speech seems to be going.

Cyrus: Including that title defense, the last defense of the ECW Tag Team Titles was on September twenty ninth…

Feeling all kinds of good about himself, Cyrus gets right in Shane’s face now.

Cyrus: THEREFORE… IT IS MY HONOUR TO ANNOUNCE THAT AS OF NOVEMBER THIRD, TWO THOUSAND AND ONE… THE ECW WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES HAVE BEEN DECLARED VACANT!!!

An enormous surge of heat comes from the fans again, as Douglas shakes his head in annoyance. Cyrus pumps his fist in victory, getting plenty of pats on the back from the rest of The Network, who make fun of Douglas also.

Suddenly, Cyrus points to the stage where JACK VICTORY walks through the curtain, carrying the ECW Tag Team Titles with him. Victory seems in a pleasant mood, a smile on his face as he steps into the ring. A “FUCK THE NETWORK”, “FUCK THE NETWORK”, “FUCK THE NETWORK” chant starts up and doesn’t die down, so Cyrus is forced to speak over it.

Cyrus: SO AS THE HEAD OF THE NETWORK’S PRESENCE… I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE CW ANDERSON AND JUSTIN CREDIBLE AS THE NEW ECW TAG TEAM CHA-…

Shane Douglas: SHUT UP!!!

Cyrus is embarrassed by that emphatic interruption, whilst the fans mark out. Shane has had enough though, seemingly no longer in a good mood.

Shane Douglas: Fine, you know what, you’re right. You can cite the thirty day rule…

Despite not being happy about it, Douglas concedes the point.

Shane Douglas: That’s technically right as per the rulebook so I can live with that.

Cyrus nods along with Shane’s work, he and his buddies all looking smug.

Shane Douglas: But if you want to cite the rules, let me cite a rule that my ECW will live by. Titles will NOT just be awarded to anybody while ‘The Franchise’ has the book.

The fans cheer as Victory is still holding onto the titles. The Network don’t look happy all of a sudden, especially not Anderson and Credible.

Shane Douglas: But again, I do agree with one of the things you said earlier. ECW does need its champions.

Now it’s Douglas’ turns to get closer to Cyrus and co.

Shane Douglas: So, without further ado, I’m going to take those titles right now…

As he says those words, the Commish snatches both tag titles from Victory. Jack doesn’t know what to do and the fans cheer, as Cyrus makes sure none of his guys do anything stupid.

Shane Douglas: AND AT NOVEMBER TO REMEMBER… THE WINNER OF THE FOUR TEAM FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH WILL BE THE NEW ECW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!

Another big pop comes from the fans, as with a twinkle in his eye, Shane smirks and leaves the ring. The crowd continues to cheer, whilst The Network throw a tantrum in the ring, unhappy with the way things have gone here.

To make matters worse, the fans serenade them with an “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB” chant, as we cut to our first break of the evening.


Once the result is official and the bell rings, the audience gives a polite reaction, as Low Ki gets his hand raised. Realizing that the match is over, Danielson then turned away from Guido and joined his partner in celebrating the victory.

They don’t hug or slap five or anything because that isn’t really Low Ki’s style, but the two share a respectful nod.

Meanwhile, as Mamaluke recovers, a furious Guido Maritato points at Danielson especially, yelling “THIS ISN’T OVER”!

The little Italian then storms to the back, clearly frustrated in another loss, not even waiting for his teammate to recover.

The young baby faces continue to stand tall in the ring, as we cut away…

…

We now head to the backstage area, where we see TOMMY DREAMER, sporting one of his usual ‘ECW’ t-shirts. Being the mature man that he is, Tommy looks pretty pensive, deep in his own thoughts, until he eventually figures out what he wants to say.

Tommy Dreamer: I just want to start this off by saying I’m sorry If Homicide feels like I was trying to take away from him and his family.

Tommy shakes his head, emphasizing that taking from them was never his plan.

Tommy Dreamer: That was never my intention. I did what I did for a reason, and you need to understand that it’s because I work for ECW.

With all the passion in the world, Dreamer punches his chest, right where the ‘ECW’ logo sits on his tee.

Tommy Dreamer: One of the things that I have that you don’t have is experience. I know I’m older and more banged up than just about everyone here now…

A wry smile appears across his face.

Tommy Dreamer: But after all of my years here, I’m proud to say that I’m a locker room leader!

Tommy thinks about his next words before continuing.

Tommy Dreamer: I take that role very seriously, so I feel like I have a responsibility to make sure people do things the right way.

As self-righteous as ever, the well intentioned Dreamer takes a breath, and goes on.

Tommy Dreamer: The right way can be interpreted in many different ways, and I admit, it means something a little different in ECW.

Another smirk comes across his face as he thinks about ECW.

Tommy Dreamer: We do things a little different to any other place in the world, because weapons and violence is encouraged.

He nods with his words, subconsciously feeling a scar on his forehead, probably caused by a weapon shot.

Tommy Dreamer: Now I’m not here to discourage that behavior, because I’m going to use them myself.

Dreamer holds a finger in the air, ready to get to the point.

Tommy Dreamer: But I’m not using them as a personal vendetta, it’s all about the match.

Another pause from the veteran as he looks deep into the camera.

Tommy Dreamer: That’s what the difference is between Homicide and everybody else in ECW. It’s about doing what you have to so you can win and stand out…

Tommy shakes his head now.

Tommy Dreamer: That’s all well and good, but it’s not supposed to be about injuring people on purpose.

He looks disgusted at the thought.

Tommy Dreamer: Worse than just injuring people, it’s not supposed to be about ending people’s careers. The fact is that Homicide goes too far.

‘The Innovator Of Violence’ pauses, mulling over his next words.

Tommy Dreamer: History backs up my words here, these aren’t pointless allegations. He went too far on a referee. He goes too far on everybody he hits with that move (referring to Cop Killa), and he was about to go too far against a young man with a hell of a future in ECW.

He’s getting more intense now, recapping ‘Cide’s actions.

Tommy Dreamer: As a locker room leader, I can’t let him continue to do that!

Defiance is written all over the face of Dreamer now.

Tommy Dreamer: I can’t let you do whatever you want, Homicide. I can’t let you carry on like this.

He continues to stare into the camera, not blinking.

Tommy Dreamer: I stress once again, as a locker room leader, I have a responsibility to stop you and to protect everyone else.

Tommy is as emotional as ever, really caring about the ECW community.

Tommy Dreamer: So at November To Remember, I’m going to put you to the test and see how extreme you are.

He punches his fists together menacingly, clearly ready for a fight.

Tommy Dreamer: Oh and since you’re such a family man, I want you to deliver a message to your family. I’m not trying to take their money away, but if you EVER try to rob MY family by putting me out of wrestling, then make no mistake about it… I’ll be the reason their daddy stops bringing home a pay check from ECW and goes on disability.

Slightly hypocritical threat at the end there, but some damning stuff in general from Tommy tonight. The veteran continues to stare a hole into the camera, hopefully getting through to Homicide, as we cut to a commercial break…


The fans mark out for the win from The Sandman, as he just gets up and picks up his Singapore Cane, showing that he’s ready for anything.

With Tanaka in Japan and both members of Da Baldies battered, there’s no attack tonight. From there, The Sandman goes and finds a beer, having a celebratory drink, as the fans look on adoringly.

The celebration continues for a while, before Sandman decides to leave the way he entered, through the crowd…

…

On commentary, Joey Styles talks about the severe beat down suffered by Rhino at the hands of The Network and Homicide last week, before a recap video package plays…


After the video package, we cut backstage where one of the main culprits in the attack, HOMICIDE, is standing by. He’s standing behind a steel mesh ripped fence in the backstage area, making it look like he’s in the hood, but it’s safe to say he looks to be in a foul mood.

Homicide: I love that video we just saw, I could watch it again and again. Your god damn right I worked with The Network to beat that cocksucka’s ass!

Wow, vulgar. But Homicide doesn’t care, snarling, not even noticing he’s said something really offensive.

Homicide: And if I had to go back in time and make the choice again, I would do it again.

Homicide flicks his thumb across his nose like a gangster before continuing.

Homicide: I’m proud of the fact that I made Rhino my bitch. It was MY fork that drew blood.

With that being said, the notorious one pulls a blood stained fork out of his pocket and looks at it with flee. It’s clearly the fork that was used during the Rhino attack last week. Suddenly though, Homicide goes back to looking as angry as he did when he first appeared on camera.

Homicide: Now let me tell you exactly what’s gonna’ happen at November To Remember. Tommy Dreamer, you’re gonna’ see this fork a lot closer when it’s MY fork that draws blood again.

Getting really close to the camera, the sadistic Homicide taps the fork against the camera lens, and lets out a cackle.

Homicide: I’m not only gonna’ make you shed blood, but I’m gonna’ drop you on your head too. I’m gonna’ take your money away.

This clearly isn’t no joke to the fired up ‘Notorious 187’.

Homicide: And let me make one more promise to you for after November To Remember. When you’re hurt, if Beulah wants to bring them big ole titties by…

Uh oh. Homicide’s getting next level personal here.

Homicide: Then the ‘Notorious 187’ be willing to make sure she ain’t left wanting while you’re in a wheelchair, Tommy.

Having gotten most of his point across, Homicide stuffs his deadly fork back into his pocket.

Homicide: BBBBBBBBBDAT!!!

He continues to mean mug the camera, looking like a thug, as we cut away to a new scene…

…

To a random hallway backstage we go, where BRYAN DANIELSON looks freshly showered, dressed in a casual t-shirt and jeans after his win earlier tonight. Danielson seems to be in relatively good spirits, WHEN HE GETS SHOVED RIGHT IN THE CHEST BY GUIDO MARITATO!!! Danielson looks a little shocked whilst the Italian looks furious.

Guido Maritato: I’m fed up with you, kid, who the hell do you think you are?

There’s no verbal response from Danielson, but quickly getting fired up… DANIELSON SHOVES GUIDO RIGHT BACK, getting in his face.

Guido Maritato: Oh so you think you’re a tough guy now do ya? You gonna’ push me are ya’?

Danielson shakes his head, an incredulous look on his face.

Bryan Danielson: I don’t know what your problem is honestly. I’ve tried to be respectful when beating you…

Guido looks annoyed at the reference to him losing, but Danielson now points a finger at him in an accusatory manner.

Bryan Danielson: I really did, but it’s not my fault what’s happening here. I’m not the one who can’t handle a loss.

The face of the Italian is getting redder and redder, clearly unimpressed.

Guido Maritato: Oh, come on, kid. It was one win and then a tag match tonight where we weren’t even involved in the result. That one win was a fluke.

Danielson just scoffs at Guido’s excuse.

Guido Maritato: At the end of the day, you’re not a better wrestler than me!

Trying to turn the tables in this war of words, Maritato looks confident again, but the cool Bryan isn’t fussed.

Bryan Danielson: You know what? I guarantee you that the win wasn’t a fluke.

Guido raises his eyebrows as if to say “oh really”.

Bryan Danielson: As a matter of fact, I’m one hundred percent sure that I would beat you again.

Continuing to get more serious now, Danielson remains right in the face of Guido.

Bryan Danielson: Scrap that, more than just beat you, I’d even make you tap out…

Guido shakes his head in disagreement.

Bryan Danielson: But that’s not a personal shot at you, it’s just because you’re NOT a better wrestler than me.

The veteran clearly can’t believe the disrespect from the rookie, taking a moment or two to regain his composure.

Guido Maritato: You got a lot of bark but no bite. You think you’re a better wrestler than I am? Prove it.

Danielson nods and gets in a fight stance, but Guido backs away rather quickly.

Guido Maritato: In just under two weeks at November To Remember, I challenge you to a submission match live on pay per view!

Once again, Bryan Danielson nods at the annoyed Guido, seemingly impressed with the challenge this time.

Bryan Danielson: Sounds great. I’ll see you there…

With that, Danielson takes one last look into the unflinching eyes of Guido, before turning around and continue his walk down the hallway… ONLY FOR GUIDO TO ATTACK HIM FROM BEHIND!!!

Guido lands a few quick punches, and with Danielson shocked and confused… GUIDO RAMS HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE WALL!!!

Danielson crumbles to the floor, having left a big crack in the wall. More importantly than that, Danielson is holding onto his left arm, having squashed it against the wall during point of impact.

Seeing this, Guido stands over him, laughing out loud now, before getting serious again.

Guido Maritato: Just like you’re sure to make at November To Remember that was a rookie mistake!

The man formerly known as Little Guido continues to stand over the sore Danielson, as we head to our final break of the evening…


Anderson and Tajiri continue to trade blows, the hatred between the two clear for all to see, when suddenly, the fans begin to boo loudly, because JUSTIN CREDIBLE RUNS DOWN THE RAMP AND SLIDES INTO THE RING!!!

Major heat kicks in as Credible drops Tajiri from behind, and now, Anderson, Credible and the recovered Corino begin doing a number on Tajiri. They stomp the hell out of their Japanese nemesis, refusing to let them breathe.

As this is going on, Super Crazy manages to roll himself back into the ring, and LOW KI RUNS FROM THE BACK AND GETS INVOLVED AS WELL!

Suddenly the numbers are even, and in no time, Tajiri is back up, and all three of the baby faces are rattling their Network counter parts with rapid fire kicks to the head and body.

The Network decide to flee, having had enough and they all roll underneath the bottom rope and to the outside. The trio then climb the barricade, trying to work their way through the crowd.

Incredibly, the fans almost put up a wall, not allowing The Network to flee, so Tajiri and Super Crazy immediately get onto the apron… AND THEY LAND STEREO ASAI MOONSAULTS INTO THE AUDIENCE… TAKING OUT ALL THREE MEMBERS OF THE NETWORK!!!

The high spot was to the delight of the fans, who immediately get cracking with an “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB” chant.

Now they continue to brawl through the crowd, when CHRISTOPHER DANIELS RUNS DOWN THE RAMP AND CLIMBS INTO THE CROWD BARRICADE!!!

Much to the dismay of the fans, ‘The Fallen Angel’ attacks Super Crazy from behind, before pounding him with shots.

Low Ki sees this though and heads over, AND LOW KI BEGINS CHOPPING THE SHIT OUT OF THE CHEST OF DANIELS!!!

Daniels gets rocked by the shots and begins to back up, but Ki continues on the attack, getting his hands on Daniels for the first time in forever. It’s worth noting that the fans really LOVE the fact that Ki is getting some licks in on Daniels here.

In another area of the crowd, Credible is being backed up by Tajiri, when he somehow finds a Singapore Cane. As Tajiri looks to land another attack… CREDIBLE NAILS TAJIRI ACROSS THE HEAD WITH THE SINGAPORE CANE!!!

More of those famous “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB” chants can be heard, as Tajiri crumbles. Feeling pretty proud of himself, Credible raises his Cane in the air, which annoys the fans.

Credible then turns towards one of the balconies in the rafters, and he doesn’t notice, but…

KID KASH IS PURCHED ON THE TOP OF THE BALCONY!!!

Almost conveniently, the brawl huddles around Credible, who gets involved again… WHEN THE RETURNING KASH DIVES OFF OF THE BALCONY… TAKING OUT FUCKING EVERYBODY!!!

Holy shit!!! A big time pop from the fans, and another “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB” chant after the high risk move.

‘The Notorious K.I.D.’ is the first one up, and ignoring everybody else, Kash goes to work on Credible. He picks him up and starts beating the living hell out of him through the audience, and all Credible can do is retreat.

Everybody else manages to recover and the brawl continues, however Steve Corino decides to call it a day, escaping through the crowd and climbing back to ringside.

The ECW Champion gains massive heat for the cowardice ways, but he rolls into the ring, and then smirks, knowing he’s escaped danger.

Feeling confident now, Corino demands he is handed his ECW Title, and one of the ringside crew immediately give it to him.

Corino then steps out of the ring, and despite the chaos all around, he looks set to leave altogether, until…

“Dope” by Debonaire hits, and the FANS LOSE THEIR MINDS!!!

BECAUSE RHINO STEPS THROUGH THE CURTAIN!!!

The champ looks like he’s seen a ghost, immediately backing away, whilst Rhino just lets out a roar, not letting the bandage around his clearly injured head stop him.

Corino is frozen to the spot, not knowing what to do, as Rhino approached, AND RHINO GRABS CORINO BY THE THROAT!!!

It’s pandemonium in the arena, fans going wild, as Corino’s tongue looks like it’s ready to come out of his mouth, whilst Rhino rolls Corino back into the ring.

Rhino gingerly follows Corino in, and Corino immediately gets to his knees, putting his hands together and begs off. “PLEASE RHINO… PLEASE… DON’T DO THIS… I’M SORRY”. But Rhino just shakes his head, disgusted at Corino’s actions.

Rhino moves closer to Corino now, ready to go on the attack, when HOMICIDE HITS RHINO FROM BEHIND!!!

Major heat rings out from the fans, as for the second week in a row, Homicide has attacked Rhino. This time Rhino is fresher though, and he turns around, and the two begin trading blows, until Corino joins in.

Now Rhino is facing a two on one assault, and he begins losing that battle, until TOMMY DREAMER SLIDES INTO THE RING!!!

After the Beulah comments earlier, Dreamer is clearly fired up… SO TOMMY BEGINS BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF HOMICIDE WITH PUNCHES!!!

This leaves champion and challenger one on one again, so Corino begins to flee. Rhino looks to begin chasing, when Christopher Daniels slides into the ring… SO RHINO GORES DANIELS OUT OF HIS FUCKING BOOTS!!!

The brawl has completely spread back across ringside now, Kash and Credible going at it, and so are Tajiri and CW Anderson.

Due to the mayhem, the chants of “ECDUB”, “ECDUB”, “ECDUB” are continuous at this point. With Rhino taking a moment to Gore Daniels, Corino has managed to slide out of the ring and sprint up the ramp.

There’s moving bodies everywhere but Rhino focuses on none of them, instead stepping out of the ring and going after Corino.

The champ disappears to the back and Rhino quickly follows, and they are no longer part of the scene. Meanwhile, the even brawl between all the guys around ringside continues, neither party getting the upper hand. The audience is still chanting like crazy, this is ECW, and this is how we fade to black…