UWF 2012: Past Smackdown Trashtalking

[rawisrey]

Re: UWF Smackdown Television Championship Sandow vs Ambrose

As the crowd cheers Ambrose final words Sandow looks around seeming a bit angrier before raising his microphone up.

Damien Sandow

Arrogant? You dare call me Arrogant? Let me remind you of who I am Mr. Ambrose, I am the Intellectual Savior to the masses, everything that I do whether it be defeat an opponent, choose to not face an unworthy opponent, win a championship or attack a certain miscreant I do not for myself...not for my benefit...but for the benefit, the well-being, and the Common Good of each and every one of you.

Sandow raises his hands motioning to the crowd, who are booing him out of the building. But Sandow doesn't seem to let the boos effect him.

I am a Martyr, a Martyr who puts his body and well being on the line so as to impart my wisdom to the unwashed masses and my opponents, and as a result I've had to soil my hands with people like Jeffrey Hardy and the vertically challenged Rey Mysterio...because of this I've had to compete in abhorrent no disqualification contest against the rated R miscreant Edge and get accosted by the over-sized ignoramus The Big Show. And all of this to help enlighten them, and in the process enlighten these poor misguided people.

Sandow holds a finger up telling the crowd to quiet down and let him speak

And fun is what you call it? That is precisely the issue, this is not a "fun" business. You can have all the Fun you want Mr. Ambrose but only an ignorant fool would think about fun when there are so many people trapped in the chains of ignorance, which is why I do not have time to celebrate a championship win or even take some time off...I have people to save and work to do and that will be the difference on Friday evenings bout. For while you try to have fun, I'll be going to work and allow me to leave you with a question...who would win in a "fight" a child having fun or a man going to work? ​

ooc: likewise man, a lot of fun.

 

[Lub]

Re: Smackdown: Rob Van Dam versus The Big Show

Ric Flair looks furious as he has his eyes set on Rob Van Dam, but RVD just grabs the microphone back from his manager Bill Alfonso and looks at Flair and Show ...

Ric, Ric, calm down. Calm down or a vein somewhere in your body is gonna crack and you're gonna fall on the mat, looking like you have epileptic fit. Plus, when you're angry, your face looks like baboon's ass, so calm down, so we can continue in this very intelligent conversation we're having. Speakin' of intelligent conversation, you should be glad I'm in this match, 'cause there would be no intelligence whatsoever. Sorry for callin' you Dumbledore, you look more like a Gandalf. Well, you do not look like him at all, but, when we're gonna combine age of Dumbledore and Gandalf in tribute we're gonna get you Ric. As I look around me, I guess I'm in arena uhm ... to be specific, I'm in a ring, that is in the arena, what does that have to do with this match? Now I'm a bit confused. Jean or Dean? Dude, I thought I'm the one around here, who's always high, speakin' such a shit, but you! You are in a higher league. Higher league. If you know what I mean. As a matter of fact, I was walkin' out of friday nights on my own god damn two feet since my debut, but it is your "athlete" standin' next to you, who has to be escorted out of here with the help from ten people. Disrespecting Ric Flair, well, I have no problem with that and I think I already did that numerous times. And speakin' of Big Show, I didn't spit in the face Show ... I took a shit on his face, big time!

RVD just smiles and fans cheer him very loudly. Big Show and Ric Flair are looking very pissed as of now, but RVD is still gonna continue ...

Now where was I. Show, it's nice, that you're runnin' around, destroyin' everything you see, but if that should show your power, it didn't. To show everyone how powerful you are, you gotta take out the most powerful man in the business. And I'm not talkin' about that grey pensioner standing next you. I guess you know exactly who I'm talkin' about. So, we'll settle this down, I'm gonna knock your head off, easy job, 'cause I'm takin' you as a warm up and then I can get back to World Heavyweight Championship fights. By the way, you do really think, that it's big mistake to make fun of you, right? Well, in my opinion it's much bigger mistake when somebody's standin' behind you when you fart. Duuude, that's not nice. And you could have diarrhea, so if you imagine that, I see, I see .... somethin' like champagne showers, but it's not a champagne coming right out of your ass. That was a good one, wasn't it, Ric?

RVD just smiles right in the face of Ric Flair and Fonzie takes microphones out of Rob's hands again ...

And now listen ta me, daddy! When I'm taking it from right to left, upside down there is no way! I'm saying no way! You two bastards are gonna walk out of this ring as winners! 'Cause this is returning night of Mr. Friday Night, Rob Van Dam, baby! And he's on the roll since 2002, so get your asses ready! 'Cause Rob Van Dam, with partner or all on his own, he brings justice to the places where it should be! I mean, right here, I smell some bad news for you two homos! Rob Van Dam, 4:20 is gonna fuck you up!

Crowd burst into a lot of cheers, chanting RVD's name ...​

 

[SBS]

UWF Friday Night Smackdown 10/19/12 Card*

UWF Smackdown Card: 10/19/2012

Smackdown is officially back in the hunt for Brand of the Month after last week's show and with the positive feedback Desmond Wolfe has decided to keep his foot on the pedal and not slow down a bit as we head into the go home show before next week's Supershow Halloween Havok. Last week we saw Damien Sandow retain his TV title in a classic and this week he'll once again have to defend. While his Y.E.S. comrade Bray Wyatt found himself victorious but laid out before night's end. The Big Show continued his personal warfare with Jeff Jarrett and The King of the Mountains are looking for revenge this week in a bizarre tag team match. Plus in our Main Event, Desmond Wolfe has accepted Cena's proposal in a match that could be the greatest in history when the number one contenders to Y.E.S.' Tag Titles face off against the Number One Contender to the World title and the World Champion himself!

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Y.E.S. vs. Ziggler and RVD

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TV Title Match

Damien Sandow v. Raven

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Big Show and Ric Flair v. Alberto Del Rio and Ricardo Rodriguez

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Edge and Hardy v. Mysterio and Cena


We Will Hear From:

Batista: On why he will be getting a World Title shot after Halloween Havok and not finding himself unemployed.

The Brooklyn Brawler: The Yankees fan found himself on the winning side of a match last week for the first time in ages. How he feels about UWF and his thoughts on his chairs match with Batista at Halloween Havok!

Dean Ambrose: Last week we heard Raven's thoughts on what may be one of the most barbaric matches in the history of UWF. This week we'll hear from Ambrose side of the coin, especially after being within inches of winning the TV Title Last Week.

Y.E.S.: Your Enlightened Saviors want to save you. The group will be heading on the road this week to do just that and we'll have exclusive footage you can only find here on UWF Smackdown.

Dolph Ziggler: Ziggler is 1-1 but it has been far from pretty. With a big triple threat coming up in a week what are Ziggler's thoughts on not only cementing himself as the greatest MITB member of all time, but as a World Champion contender!

Jeff and Karen Jarrett: With Big Show seemingly trying to off everyone of Jarrett's allies, Jarrett has been instructed to take his wife home to Nashville and take the week off. For his wife's safety he has, but Jarrett will get time via Satelitte to send one final message to the Big Show!

Ric Flair: Last week Ric Flair returned as the Manager of the Big Show and tonight he'll be in the ring for the first time in years. Why the comeback, why the Big Show, and most importantly why now?

All this and more only on Friday Night Smackdown!

OOC: Sorry for the lateness of the preview had a very busy day yesterday that couldn't be helped.​

 

[Andrew]

Re: UWF Friday Night Smackdown 10/19/12 Card*

Thanks for actually not booking me this week because I am kinda busy but I will send in a promo

 

[EffectsofRaven]

Re: UWF Friday Night Smackdown 10/19/12 Card*

No gimmick match for Raven... Bawlls...

Ahh well, Sandow is mine!

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YES - I'll be PMing you on an awesome segment we got plan for your group promo/segment.

 

[The Hoov]

Re: UWF Friday Night Smackdown 10/19/12 Card*

I do believe this is Sammeh and I's first time teaming up together. Should be awesome! Also, YES in an epic promo? Of course! #BestTeamInTheWorld

 

[BDC]

Re: UWF Friday Night Smackdown 10/19/12 Card*

Big SHow and his granddaddy vs Del Rio and his favorite employee...hmmm...should be fun. And Jarrett VIA SATILITE! Ole Double J is never at a loss for words! lol!!

 

[Slim]

Re: UWF Friday Night Smackdown 10/19/12 Card*

Team Xtreme... looking to take over UWF little by little. And our reign is gonna continue as we take over and defeat Cena and Rey Mysterio. Heh heh... you want some? Come get some

 

[ShanegoFett]

SD 10/19- Show/Flair vs Del Rio/Rodriguez

WEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL, ITS THE BIG SHOW!
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"Crank it up" hits the PA system and the fans immediately start to boo loudly. The noise echoes throughout the arena as the music is almost drowned out by the heat Big Show and Flair are getting as a unit lately. Massive pyro explodes from the stage and up towards the rafters, and as the smoke begins to fall down, Big Show and Flair come out from behind the curtain. Both men, dressed in luxurious suits, complete with Rolexs and hand made Italian shoes, enter out and stand out on the stage. The fans boo even louder now, as Show straightens his tie and admires his look, while Flair stoically gazes out to the arena, receiving his reception without paying it any mind. Show and Flair simultaneously make their way down the ramp and towards the ring. The fans ramp-side jeer them, calling them all sorts of names, but neither men pay any attention to them. They respectively make their way up the stairs, and Big Show steps over the top rope and Flair, on the side perpendicular to him, wipes his feet on the apron and ducks in through the middle rope. Big Show skips the "fanfare" and both men pull out microphones from inside their suit jackets. The noise does not cease, and both men have to wait, starting to look irritated at the obnoxious fans. Finally it starts to quiet and Big Show speaks first.

Big Show: I think you all are starting to realize that I am not a joke.

The fans boo loudly once again, Show shakes his head in annoyance, and continues to speak over them; his voice bellowing.

Week after week I come out to this ring and I bulldoze each person I set my sights on. I do it, and I do it damn well. You don't see anybody I hit get up even remotely soon. I knock them out cold, and people like Van Dam found out the hard way on Smackdown last week. That guy thought it'd be funny to come out here and waste my time. He thought I'd be real damn clever to joke around about my weight, even make jokes at the expense of the Legendary Ric Flair. And all that got him was a fistful of pain, and a trip to the trainer in the back to check for broken teeth. Because if nobody wants to take this seriously, then people are going to get hurt. And thats the rules that I play by. If you people don't like it, then you can kiss my giant ass.

The fans in disgust, boo once again. Show chuckles to himself though, before getting serious once more. He raises the microphone back up to his mouth

And since I have last week on my mind, I think it would be appropriate to reiterate my actions against Del Rio... See when somebody presents themselves as such an easy distraction from what I want, then it's time for them to be removed. All Del Rio is, and ever will be- along with that little weasel Ricardo- is lackeys to a paper champion. To say that it is a fall from grace would probably summarize the recent career of yours, Del Rio. I don't remember the last time I saw you do anything interesting, let alone something different than carrying Jarretts bags to and from the arena. If you want to associate with somebody like Jarrett, who doesn't take this seriously like Flair and myself do, then thats fine. Have you fun out here, because at Halloween Havok, that title is going to be way too literal. After I take you two out there week, nobody is going to stop me from reeking havok to Jarrett and taking his belt.

Show nods in agreement with his own statement, making sure its emphatic and Flair claps him on the back happily. Flair raises his own microphone, and over the crowd he speaks

Ric Flair: OooooooooooOoOoOoooooooh baby!

Flair lets out a WOOOO! off mic and continues speaking.

You people are in for a TREAT! The Nature Boy, the best ever, the sixteen time World Champ! Is gonna grace this ring with his presence and dance all over Del Rio and his little talking monkey! Oh yes, oh yes yes yes. This is going to be the biggest day in Smackdowns history, the day Ric Flair teams up with the most dominant giant in history. The day that something actually interesting happens on this show! That day marks another step closer into getting Big Show the respect he deserves! Since nobody around here appreciates talent, since nobody treats top superstars with respect like they used too! Like I got! I'm gonna bring that back into full swing, because not even a guy like John Cena can make that World Title look like anything more than a polished turd right now. Only Big Show is the giant who could restore prestige to that strap, let alone the European title. So if Jarrett is too much of a coward to come out here with his boys, SO BE IT! But, I hope you're watching at home that night, because Big Show and I are going to put on a Wrestling CLINIC! WOOOOOOOOOO!

The fans haphazardly "Woo" along with Flair, but the boos end up drowning out the legend in the ring. Flair and Show shake hands, looking happy with themselves, but before either one can continue to speak they are interrupted.


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[Lewb]

Re: UWF Friday Night Smackdown 10/19/12 Card*

I couldn't agree more Slimster! Lets show the champ, and the potential next champ.... that we are the Tag team champion...... to be.

 

[Chase]

UWF Halloween Havok World Heavyweight Championship: Mysterio vs Cena

UWF and 619 productions present a special press conference featuring everyone's favorite super hero Rey Mysterio

Rey Mysterio: Hello ladies and gentlemen. This is I your residential super hero Rey Mysterio. I will be here today to be answering any questions about my upcoming match up for the UWF world heavyweight championship against John Cena. So please ladies and gentlemen questions please keep it towards Halloween Havok only. Yes you over there.

Reporter:Rey this is Melissa from the San Diego tribune. Now you will be facing John Cena a man you respect and that you say is a good person for this business. Will there be any conflicts when it comes to wanting to defeat John, just like when you faced your friend RVD for the European championship.

Rey Mysterio: Ha ha that is a good question. To tell you the truth there will be no conflicts when it comes to facing John at Halloween Havok. The situation with RVD was that I wanted to earn RVD's trust. RVD didn't know if I meant him any harm or good. Rob knows now that I am his friend first, and not his enemy. So for me when it comes to John he has my trust, and I hope I have his trust. There won't be any conflicts in this match. I am just looking to have a hard fought battle with him and hope it is an enjoyable one for the fans. Hope that answers everything, ok lets go with you in the back.

Reporter: Hi this is Mike Everret Wrestling insider. I want to know with you facing off against a man with the stature and size of John Cena. Do you feel you may have a disadvantage against the champion.

Rey Mysterio: No there is no disadvantage. You see me, and you see John. Yes John he is a big human being, but do you forget who I am? I am super hero Rey Mysterio. I have some super strength of my own that could surprise John. So Cena his size does not intimidate me. See I have my own advantages on John. John won't be as quick as I am so he may not be able to keep up the pace with me inside of that ring. There is a lot more factors that you could say favor me then John in this battle. So let me tell you now John his size is no factor too me what so ever. Thanks for the questions you to the far right.

Reporter: Yes Rey my name is Mark from lords of hurt dot com. Just wondering what makes you believe that you actually have a chance with John Cena? I mean first of all you're not believable, you're are too small and...

Rey Mysterio: Woah, uhhh security can you please escort this man out. I think there is something wrong with him.

Security comes and he takes Mark out of the building Rey kind of feels like the man was crazy but we will never know. Rey goes on to speak into the microphone

Rey Mysterio: Sorry about that folks. Well I have time for one more question. So who has it.

Reporter: Hello this is Juan Castillo from the Aztec news... and Rey this is for all the Latino's and the community that loves you so much. Will this match you'll be having with John Cena will it top the same match you had with the great Eddie Guerrero you had at this same event.

People cheer in the press conference as Rey Smiles as he begins to speak

Rey Mysterio: Yes that match will always be one of my favorite matches ever. I promise you though John won't be ripping my mask off haha. Anyways I feel this match right here. This match with John will be special.. will it be as special as the one with Eddie? Who knows that it is hard to say, but it will be something special. You know Todd Grisham said it best it will be two super heroes going at it one on one in the very ring at Halloween Havok. It will be something I think fans will not forget. It will be an event like no other. It will be hard for John to top the performance that I had with Eddie, one match that is considered the best of all time. We will try our best, and just like the match I had with Eddie I will be walking away the victor.

people cheer like crazy as Rey goes and he begins to speak

Rey Mysterio: Thank you everybody for coming, have a great day. Remember justice never sleeps

Everyone claps as they remove from there seats as the screen goes to black


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[Slim]

Re: UWF Friday Night Smackdown 10/19/12 Card*

heh that we are the best... and that one of us, me, will be the future world champion

but for now we will show the world we are the soon to be tag team champion... woo WOO WOO

 

[Killz]

UWF Halloween Havok: Ziggler vs Wyatt vs RVD

...HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD...

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You can't wipe the cocky smirk off this guys face! Out from the back in usual charismatic style, adding a much needed entertainment element to this match, Dolph swaggers to the top of the ramp and poses like only Dolph can.

With a renewed vigour Ziggler bounces towards the ring. He rolls under the bottom rope and asks for a microphone which is presented to him. He has foregone his usual entrance routine interestingly...

Ziggler: Cut my music. We need to get to business, and no not that kind of business even though I go all night long and showoffs DO like to do it in front of a crowd, no the business of this past week on Smackdown, the business of next week on Smackdown and then the business of the most stupidly named supershow in wrestling history, Halloween Havok. The way I see it, the only 'havok' taking place is thanks to whoever is apparently running the Smackdown brand because it's clear they have NO IDEA what they have in me. Smackdown is the proud owner of the show off, show stopper, show stealer, apparently gimmick infringer, the most athletic and charismatic superstar to ever set foot in the ring and in short...the hottest commodity in wrestling today. Period.

Ziggler takes a breath from this now trademark, elongated, tirade of hyperbole.

So what happens, two weeks in a row, to yours truly? Wrestlings favourite, the holy grail of being the resident "bad guy", the post-match beatdown. Now, Big Show might be a lot taller than me but he showed a little more sense than I gave the giant credit for. He left Dolph Ziggler alone this week on Smackdown. He took his blatant rage problems elsewhere but instead I get made a fool of by Bray Wyatt and no I do not mean in the match because on any other night I would have kicked his ass, no I'm talking his blatant disregard, not for rules, but for his own career.

The crowd is a little confused as Ziggler continues.

Let me put it this way Wyatt, you and your band of losers should listen up well. I'm tired of the treatment I've been getting so when I pin you or Rob Van Dam at this supershow I will be walking straight into our GM's office and saying "hey, want to pop a rating bigger than it usually gets when I'm on peoples TV's? Why not give me a shot at that briefcase" and then I'll take great pleasure in putting you to sleep.

The crowd semi-pops for the notion.

This week I've been surfing the wrestling forums looking for marky fans and smarky fans and it looks like some people think I'm a little too blasé in this ring, they've been tweeting me, at heelziggler by the way, saying I need to get my head in the game. Hey, hey you...

Dolph points at a lady front row.

My eyes are up here.

Dolph laughs to himself at the joke and the irony of thouse coupled ideas.

See, the difference between me and everyone else on this roster is that women want to be with me, men want to be with me, everyone wants to be me and no-one can touch me! I headstand in the centre of this very ring...

Dolph LITERALLY headstands in the ring, dropping the mic in front of his face so it still picks up his speech.

BECAUSE I CAN!

Dolph hops back to his feet.

That's why I'll win at Halloween Havok. Rob Van Dam has all the range of motion you could want from a guy his age doing the, er, recreational activities he does but when he comes to this ring you, like me, fall asleep. Who wants to watch this match? I mean, really? If I didn't get in this ring and put on a show for you people, if I didn't get in this ring and do what I do best and that's steal the show every single night, no-one would tune in. Why is my merchandise flying off the stands and RVD singlets won't shift at a garage sale? Because wrestling is like, the 5th best thing I do.

Dolph smirks and eyeballs the hardcam as if talking directly to RVD and Wyatt awaiting someone to join the party.​

 

[The Hoov]

Re: UWF Friday Night Smackdown 10/19/12 Card*

heh that we are the best... and that one of us, me, will be the future world champion

but for now we will show the world we are the soon to be tag team champion... woo WOO WOO

NO! NO! NO! NO! I'm the Tag Team Champions! Uh....I mean WE are the Tag Team Champions

 

[Killz]

Smackdown! 10/19/12 - Y.E.S vs. Ziggler/RVD

The crowd at a house show are popping big for some action that has just passed in the ring. As the wrestlers clear out and some staff potter around ringside the crowd turn their attention to the titantron and an image of Josh Matthews fills the screen.

Matthews: Allow to me to intorduce at this time, Dolph Ziggler.

The crowd throw up a mixed reaction as Dolph enters the scene.

Matthews: Dolph, this week you team up with RVD who facilitated the triple threat match you'll be having at Halloween Havok to face two members of Y.E.S in the form of your oppontent LAST week Bray Wyatt and...

Ziggler: Can I stop you there Josh? May I?

Dolph takes the microphone from Matthews.

See, Josh, I'm the showoff. That means the crowd, the guys in the back, even you...wait, ESPECIALLY you...are jealous of me and what I do in the ring. Am I surprised I've been booked in this match? Not at all because it's a classic formula and I think that's what's wrong with the industry today. There are guys like Y.E.S walking round telling everyone how much better than the rest of us they are when they're ugliest, most talentless dorks I've ever seen. I am so ready to get in the ring and show them why they call me the showoff.

Josh butts back into screen and takes the microphone back before straightening his tie and regaining his composure.

Matthews: So how do you feel about RVD being your partner?

Dolph takes the microphone back.

Ziggler: Josh, please, I'm the best in the ring and the best on this microphone so you stick to what you do best and blend into the background there.

The camera physically cuts Matthews out now and Ziggler addresses the camera/crowd.

Rob Van Dam. I've always had a problem with you. The way you're painted as this super fit athletic world champion caliber superstar when in reality you're simply a Dolph Ziggler school of charisma REJECT. Just like you're the industry's reject. You've never really fit anyones idea of a long term investment but you maintain that's poor judgement on everyone elses part? No, get it into your head, you're just boring and useless...wait, no, you DO serve a use this week. If you want to be useful watch my back so I don't get jumped again or something after the match this week because you can be damn sure no-one in the back and no-one in the office is watching the back of their biggest star since, say, Ric Flair.

Ziggler styles and profiles to WOO's from the crowd before exiting the screen. A second later he returns.

Oh and talking about the usual formula. Who's taking bets on my opponents for this week walking out to the ring to talk trash now instead of coming to find me face to face? Show. OFF!

The screen fades to black leaving Dolph with a smirk on his face after his YT show style sign-off.​