Mark Cellers: “Hello everyone and welcome to the first ever pay-per-view being put on by Riots.”
Jake Reed: “Yes, Riots will be a monumentus time here for Riots as we get the night started.”
Mark Cellers: “Our first match here tonight will be for the SWA Tag Team titles and it will be a triple threat elimination tables match.”
SWA Tag Title
Triple Threat Elimination Tables Match
RVD & Sabu © Vs. MNM Vs. The Dudley Boys
Triple Threat Elimination Tables Match
RVD & Sabu © Vs. MNM Vs. The Dudley Boys
Justin Roberts: “This is for the SWA Tag Team Championship and I is a triple threat elimination tables match. Now once a member for a team is put through a table the whole team is eliminated. First the challengers, making their way into the ring with Melina, Mercury and Nitro, M..N..M”
[MNM walks down their rep carpet and gets into the ring.]
Roberts: “And the other challengers, Bubba Ray and D-von, The Dudley Boys.”
[Bubba Ray and D-von walk out on the stage and get a huge pop from he crowd as then walk down the ramp and get into the ring.]
Roberts: “And their opponents, they are the SWA Tag Team Champion, The human highlight reel RVD and the homicidal, genocidal, suicidal Sabu.”
[The two walk out on the stage and as Sabu points to the heavens RVD does his thumbs up and points to himself three times. They then run down the ramp and slide into the ring.]
The match started out with Bubba Ray and D-von attacking Sabu and Mercury and Nitro attacking RVD. RVD then kicked Nitro in the side of the head and he fell to the mat and rolled out of the ring. RVD then went to kick Mercury with his right leg and Mercury grabbed it, he then jumped up and kicked Joey with his left leg and Mercury rolled out of the ring. RVD then ran over to help Sabu and grabbed Bubba. RVD back Bubba into the corner and kicked him three times and then jumped up and launched him half way across the ring with a monkey flip. D-von then whipped Sabu off the ropes and Sabu ran back at him and leveled him with a clothesline. We then see Mercury and Nitro pulled out a table and setting it up at ring side by the entrance ramp. They the set up a second table right next to that one. Nitro then garbs the leg of RVD and they pull him out of the ring. The two grabbed RVD and rammed him shoulder first to ring post. Mercury then kicked RVD twice on his shoulder. They then grabbed Van Dam and sent him shoulder first into the ring steps. Nitro starts to stomp on the shoulder of RVD. Nitro then sits RVD up leaning against the steps. Mercury then moves Johnny Nitro out of the way and he run at RVD and kicks the shoulder of Rob Van Dam into the ring steps and RVD starts to rive in pain.
In the ring, Sabu jumped off the second rope and landed a leg drop on Bubba Ray. Sabu then whipped D-von off the ropes and then sent him to the mat with a drop toe hold. He then ran and landed a leg drop on the back of D-von’s head. Sabu then gets out of the ring and grabs a chair from ringside and brings it into the ring. Bubba starts to get up and Sabu whips him into the corner. Then he grabs Bubba Ray and puts him in the tree of woe. Sabu then takes the steel chair and set it up in front of Bubba’s face. He then runs to the opposite side of the ring, runs back and Bubba and dropkicks the chair in Bubba’s face. D-von gets up and clotheslines Sabu from behind. D-von whipped Sabu off the ropes and then ran at him and hits Sabu with a twisting shoulder block. D-von then got out of the ring and pulled a table out from under and slid it into the ring. He then set it up in the middle of the ring.
Back out side the ring RVD had got back up and was fighting off Mercury and Nitro. RVD whipped Nitro into the barricade. He then grabbed a stop sign from under the ring and hit Mercury over the head with it and Mercury sort fell on the table. RVD then rolled him all the way on it. Nitro got up and was leveled with the stop sign. RVD then climbed into the ring and to the top rope. He taunted for the five star frog splash and jumped off the top rope. When he was about to hit Mercury, Joey rolled off the table and RVD went through the table. We then see the referee talking to Justin Roberts.
Roberts: “The referee has just informed me that RVD has not been eliminated. You can only be eliminated if an opponent puts you through a table. RVD and Sabu are still able to fight in this match.”
RVD was out cold, then Mercury and Nitro slid into the ring. Then Bubba Ray grabbed Nitro and punched him three times in the head then elbowed him in the head. Nitro went down and then Bubba grabbed Mercury and whipped him into the corner. D-von then came over and set Mercury on the top rope. He then pulled him off with a huge neckbreaker. Nitro started to get up and Sabu slid back into the ring. Sabu started wale on Nitro and then he set Nitro on the table. Nitro started to get off the table and Sabu picked up the chair he had brought into the ring earlier and hit Nitro so hard he fell to the floor in seconds. Sabu then picked Nitro up and sat him on the table. He then set up the chair and did his triple jump moonsault and sent Nitro through the table.
Justin Roberts: “Johnny Nitro and Joey Mercury have been eliminated.”
RVD was still knocked out at ring side and Sabu was all alone with the Dudley Boys in the ring. D-von slid out of the ring and Bubba ran at Sabu and Sabu ducked. He then dropkicked Bubba out of the ring. They were now both out of the ring and they grabbed that second table MNM set up and then moved it over so it was on the other side of RVD. RVD started to move around and D-von jumped on him and punched him in the head aboutt five or six times. Sabu the grabbed the steel chair and set it up. He then ran, jumped off of it and onto the top rope. He then jumped off the top rope at D-von and D-von caught him. He then lifted Sabu up and they gave him a 3D through the table.
Roberts: “Here are your winners and the new SWA Tag Team Champion, Bubba Ray and D-von, the Dudley Boys.”
[We then see the Dudley Boys grab the tag titles and walk up the ramp. We then see a commercial for SWA WrestleSlam.]
Shots of Madison Square Garden are shown on the screen. We then see action shot of Anarchy and riots superstars. We see MSG again and the on the screen it says ‘March 2nd, 2007’
We then hear a voice as we see more action shots of SWA wrestlers.
Voice: “The biggest night in SWA. The biggest pay-per-view of the year. The best night in SWA history, will be WrestleSlam.”
We then see one more shot of MSG as it says on the screen ‘March 2nd, 2007’ ‘WrestleSlam’
[The screen goes black and we see Cellers and Reed.]
Cellers: “WrestleSlam is going to be a huge night for the SWA.”
Reed: “Yes, it is only one of two pay-per-views when you will see both Anarchy and Riots superstars on the same pay-pre-view card.”
Cellers: “Mark I can hardly wait. Well know we are going to crown ourselves a SWA Hardcore Champion.”
Reed: “Yeah it is going to be The Man Beast Rhino facing off against The Monster Abyss and the winner will come out the Hardcore Champion.”
Cellers: “Wait, there is something going on backstage in the office of Adam McMichaels.”
[We see McMichaels in his office with five security guards.]
Adam McMichaels: “I was just informed that an Anarchy superstar is here tonight. I don’t want an Anarchy wrestler fucking up my pay-per-view. I want you to find him and throw him out of here.”
[Camera then moves back to Cellers and Reed.]
Cellers: “I can’t believe that there is a Anarchy superstar is here tonight.”
Reed: “Who could it be Mark?”
Cellers: “I do not know but whoever it is better not come out here tonight. Now let’s get back to the topic at hand. Randy Rivers is standing by backstage with Abyss and James Mitchell.”
[Backstage]
Randy Rivers: “I am joined here with The Monster Abyss and Father James Mitchell. Abyss after what took place last week on Riots, with Rhino and CM Punk defeating you and Raven in the hardcore tag math, what now? Do you have more rage, or does Rhino now have and edge?”
Father James Mitchell: “I can answer that Randy. The Monster Abyss is furious, with his lose last Friday. Now he told me that he is going to become the first ever SWA Hardcore Champion and he will do whatever he has to do to Rhino to get it. Rhino, The Monster Abyss is mad, and when he is mad he goes crazy.”
[We then see Abyss punch the metal backdrop behind him.]
Mitchell: “Abyss calm down! Wait till you get out there and can release this anger on someone. Rhino, Abyss is mad and you are in the way for him to become champion.”
[ Mitchell and Abyss walk off]
Rivers: “Back to you guys.”
Hardcore Title Match
Rhino Vs. Abyss
Rhino Vs. Abyss
Roberts: “This match is scheduled for one fall and will crown the first ever, SWA Hardcore Championship. Making his way into the ring first, he is The Man Beast, Rhino.”
[Rhino walks out on the stage and then down the ramp. He get sin the ring and on the second rope, he then hits his chest four times and then raises his arms in the air.]
Roberts: “And hiss opponent, with Father James Mitchell, The Monster, Abyss.”
[Abyss and Mitchell walk out on the stage and Abyss taunt with a steel chair in hand as his pyro goes off. They both get into the ring and Abyss taunts once again]
Rhino taunts Abyss to come at him and Abyss walks towards Rhino. Rhino tells Abyss to come closer, so Abyss walks closer to Rhino. The two start to stare into each others eyes. Abyss walks back just a bit and Rhino goes at Abyss. He punches Abyss twice and clotheslined him and Abyss drops the chair. He then stomped on Abyss ten times and then walked over to the ropes and yelled at the crowd. Abyss starts to get up and then Rhino punched him in the back of the head and Abyss falls to the mat. Abyss starts to get up again and Rhino grabs him and punches him in the face. Rhino then grabs him and bashes his head into the to turnbuckle pad. He then punches Abyss three times in the gut and then walks away for a second. When he gets back Abyss, Abyss kicks him in the gut. Abyss gets up and grabs the head of Rhino and hits him in the face with a clubbing forearm. He put Rhino in like a headlock and started clubbing at his face. Abyss then picks up the chair he brought into the ring and was going to hit Rhino with it and Rhino punched in the gut. Abyss drops the chair and Rhino hits him in the face with an elbow and Abyss falls into the corner. Rhino runs at Abyss in the corner and rams him in the stomach with his shoulder. Rhino goes to whip Abyss and Abyss reverses it. He whips Rhino into the corner and Rhino has to stop himself before he hit the ref who is standing in the corner. Abyss then runs at Rhino, rhino side steps and Abyss goes right into the referee. Abyss look s and a knocked down ref and the Rhino runs at him. When rhino gets to him Abyss kicks him in the face with a big boot. Abyss then goes for the pin, but the ref is knocked out and there is no one to count the pin.
Abyss the gets up and slides out of the ring. He then looks under the ring and pulls out a table. He the slides the table into the ring. Abyss gets back into the ring and sets up the table. Abyss then lifts his hand in the air as Rhino gets to his feet. He then grabs Rhino like he is going to Chokeslam him and Rhino kicks him in the groin. Abyss falls to his knees and Rhino backs into a corner. Abyss finally gets up and Rhino runs at him. Abyss then grabs Rhino and Chokeslams him through the table. Abyss sees the ref start to move and he pulls Rhino off the table. He then goes for the pin and ref slowly starts to count 1…..2….. and Rhino kicks out.
Abyss then pushes the broken table out of the ring and then once again gets out of the ring. He then grabs yet another table and slides it into the ring. This time Abyss takes the table and leans it up against the turnbuckle. Abyss turns around and Rhino gets up. Rhino then hits Abyss with an elbow and then Rhino goes to whip Abyss into the corner and Abyss reverses it. He runs at Rhino in the corner and Rhino hits him in the face with an elbow. Abyss starts to stumble around and then out of nowhere and Rhino Gores him through the table. Rhino pulls Abyss of the table and you can hear Mitchell start to yell at Abyss as Rhino goes for the pin, 1…2… and Abyss kicks out.
Rhino grabs Abyss’s head and starts to punch him in the head over and over again. He then grabs the steel chair and hit Abyss over the head. Abyss is now lying against the ropes and Rhino starts punching him over and over again. Rhino then runs off the ropes and runs back at Abyss and goes to kick him in the head and before rhino gets to Abyss, Abyss somehow grabs the chair, but Abyss is to slow and the chair is kicked into his face and he falls out of the ring. Rhino goes after him and goes for the pin, 1…2… and Abyss kicks out once again.
Rhino then grabs the ring steps and moves them more to ringside. He grabs Abyss and punches him in the head. He then slams Abyss’s head off the steps and top half of his body if lying on the steps. Rhino then goes over to the time keepers table and grabs a steel chair. He set the chair up and grabs Abyss. He sits Abyss in the chair and punches him in the head about five times. He then walks over to the steps and runs up them. Rhino then leaps off the steps at Abyss and Abyss moves out of the way and Rhino lands on the chair. Rhino slowly get s up and Abyss run and hits him with a clothesline. Abyss then goes for a pin, 1…2.. and Rhino kicks out.
We then see a replay of Rhino flying and landing on top of the chair. Then Abyss rolls Rhino back into the ring. He then grabs the chair in the ring and set it up. He then grabs Rhino as if he is going to Chokeslam him onto the chair and Rhino hits him three times with a elbow. Abyss leans up against the ropes. Rhino runs at him and hits him with a clothesline then sends him over the top rope and Abyss falls to the floor. Rhino goes after him and when he gets out of the ring Abyss rams him into the side of the ring. Abyss then slides Rhino back into the ring and father James Mitchell walks over to Abyss and hands him the little black bag. Abyss gets back in the ring and pours out the bag. It was full of shards of glass and he pours it out all over one side of the ring. Abyss turns out and is Gored by Rhino and Rhino goes for a pin, 1…2.. and Abyss kicks out. Abyss is then lifted up by Rhino and whipped off the ropes. Abyss got back to Rhino and Rhino grabbed him spun one hundred and eighty degrees and give hi a spine buster onto the shards of glass. Rhino then goes for the pin 1…2…3.
Roberts: “Here is your winner and the first ever SWA Hardcore Championship, Rhino.”
In pain Abyss slowly get s to his feet. James Mitchell gets in the ring as Abyss grabs the referee. Mitchell tells Abyss to get him go and Abyss whips the ref off the ropes and when the ref gets back to him and leveled with a Black Hole Slam.
[We then see Kennedy with a cautious look his face as her makes his way out to the ring for the number one contenders gauntlet. He then bumps Chris Jericho from behind.]
Chris Jericho: “Hey watch where you re going Jr. Oh it’s you, well I just want to wish you good luck starting the match off with The Big Show.”
[Jericho then walks away as we see Kennedy walking to the ring with still with the cautious look on his face.]
SWA Title #1 Contenders Gauntlet
Mr. Kennedy Vs. The Big Show, Vs. Batista Vs. Chris Jericho Vs. Randy Orton
[Kennedy walked down the ramp and stopped Justin Roberts before he could get a word in. Kennedy then looked up and lifted his arm as the microphone cane down and he grabbed it.]Mr. Kennedy Vs. The Big Show, Vs. Batista Vs. Chris Jericho Vs. Randy Orton
Mr. Kennedy: “Ladies and gentlemen, I weighing in tonight and two hundred and forty-four pounds, I hail from Green Bay Wiscoooooonsinnnnnnnnn, MMMMMMMMRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Keneddyyyyyy.”
[Kennedy then gets on the second ropes with mic in hand.”
Kennedy: “Keennnnneeeeeddyyyyyyyyyyyy”
[Kennedy the lets the mic go and gets off the ropes.]
Roberts: “And his opponent, his seven feet tall and weight five hundred pounds, The Big Show.”
[Big walked down the ramp and got into the ring. He walked to one side of the ring and lifted his arm up in the air.]
Big Show grabbed Kennedy and tossed him into the corner. Kennedy went at Show and Big Show pushed him off the ropes. He then grabbed Kennedy and kneed him in the gut. Big Show went to punch Kennedy and he blocked it. He then grabbed Big Show from behind and tried to lift him up, but was not strong enough and elbowed in the face by The Big Show. The Big Show then lifted Kennedy up for a scoop slam. He held him up for a good fifteen seconds before slamming him to the mat. Kennedy was slammed so hard he bounced off the mat. Big Show picked Kennedy up off the mat and tossed him from one side of the ring to the other with a fall away slam. Kennedy slid out of the ring to catch his breathe. He slowly started to stand up and The Big Show reached over the top rope and pulled Kennedy up on the ring apron. He then tossed him over the top rope to the mat. Big Show then set Kennedy near the turnbuckle lying on the mat. Big Show then climbed to the first rope. He then climbed to the second rope. He then cam off the top rope gut first and landed right on Mr. Kennedy. Big Show rolled off him and Kanned was rolling around crazy in pain. Finally Big Show got up and went for the pin on Kennedy, 1…2…3.
Roberts: “Mr. Kennedy has been eliminated for the gauntlet.”
[We then see Batista run down to the ring.]
Roberts: “Making his way into the ring, The Animal, Batista.”
Batista ran into the ring and started unloading on The Big Show. He punched him a good seven or eight times. Batista then backed up and clotheslined Big Show. Batista then garbed the top rope and taunted to the crowd. Big Show to his feet and Batista clotheslined him right over the top rope. With Big Show’s size though, he landed on his feet. Big Show got right back in the ring. Batista went to whip him into the corner and Big Show reversed it. Show then ran at Batista and Batista got him feet up and kicked Big Show in the face with his boot. Batista then climbed to the second rope and knocked Big Show off his feet with a flying shoulder block. He then lifted The Big Show up and slammed him down with a huge spinebuster. Batista then grabbed the top rope and shook it. He then slowly lifted Show up and kicked him in the gut Then Batista grabbed The Big Show and took him back down to the mat with a odd looking Batista Bomb due to the size of The Big Show. Batista then went for the pin, 1…2…3.
Roberts: “The Big Show has been eliminated.”
[Chris Jericho then walked down the ramp and walked up the steps and got into the ring with Batista.]
Roberts: “Making his way into the ring, The Legend Killer, Randy Orton.”
Orton got into the ring and before he knew it was knocked off his feet with clothesline by Batista. Batista then kicked him in the gut and his head was bashed into the top turnbuckle pad. Batista then grabbed Randy and whipped him into the corner opposite of him. Batista then walked over to him and rammed his shoulder in Orton’s gut three times. He then once again whipped Orton and he whipped him so hard Jericho’s back hit the turnbuckle and Randy fell face first onto the mat. Orton got up and Batista knocked him down with a running shoulder. Batista then went for the pin, 1… and Randy Orton kicked out.
He then bashed Orton’s head into the top turnbuckle two more time and Orton fell to his knees. Batista then went to whip Orton off the ropes and Randy reversed it. Orton then ran at Batista and hit him with a lout hex pres and started punching the head of Batista. Both men got up and Orton bounced off the ropes and hit Batista in the face with a elbow and Batista fell to one knee. Orton fell on the turnbuckle and the Batista got to his feet. Batista then ran at Orton and Randy side stepped Batista. He hit Batista with a drop toe hold and Batista went face first into the middle turnbuckle pad. Batista slowly got up and turned around. As so as he turned around Orton hit him with an RKO and Randy went for the pin, 1…2…3
Roberts: “Batista has been eliminated.”
We then see Jericho walk out on the ramp and look down into the ring at Orton. Jericho slowly walked down the ramp and stopped at ringside. Orton started yelling at him to get into the ring. Orton the walked around the ring and stopped in front of the announce table. He then Got up and the apron and before he was able to get into the ring was knocked off the ring apron and his head bounced off the announce table. Orton jumped out of the ring, grabbed Jericho and slid him into the ring. They both got into the ring and Orton went to whip Jericho into the corner. Orton ran at Jericho, but Chris stopped himself before he hit the turnbuckle. Orton did not see him stop and Jericho did not see Orton running at him and when Jericho turned around the hit head and both fell to the mat. They we out on the mat so long the ref started to count. He got to five and the both started to get up. Jericho then got up at a count of seven and grabbed Orton. Jericho punched Orton twice in the head and then chopped him across the chest. Jericho then went to whip Orton off the ropes and Randy reversed it. Jericho bounced off the ropes and ran back at Orton. He then got back to Orton and knocked him down with a forearm smash. Orton got up and was knocked right back down with a shoulder block from Jericho. Orton then got up once again and Chris ran at him. The ran at each other and Jericho took Orton down with a clothesline and went for the pin, 1..2 and Orton kicked out.
Jericho picked Orton up and hit him with a uppercut. He then attempted to whip Orton off the ropes and he reversed it. When Chris got back to Orton he was taken down with a powerslam and Orton went or the pin, 1..2.. and Chris Jericho kicked out.
Jericho was starting to get up and Orton grabbed him and sent him shoulder first into the turnbuckle post. Jericho got out from between the top and middle turnbuckle pads and Orton grabbed him and sent him right back into the ring post but harder. Orton grabbed Jericho and lifted him up to his feet. He went ho hit Jericho with a RKO but as he grabbed the head or Jericho, Chris pushed Orton away. Jericho could not take advantage since his shoulder was hurting to much and Orton turned around and whipped Chris off the ropes. He then waited for Jericho to get back to him and nailed him with an almost picture perfect dropkick. Orton then got on all fours ad started pounding his knuckles into the mat as he as stetting Jericho up for the RKO. Jericho got to his feet and was nailed him and huge RKO and then Orton went for the pin, 1…2…3.
Roberts: “Here is your winner and the new number one contender for the SWA Championship, The Legend Killer Randy Orton.”
[We then See Adam McMichaels talking on his cell phone in his office. There is then a knock on the door.]
McMichaels- “Come in.”
[Then we see some women walk into his office wearing a yellow shirt with black letter on the back that says ‘STAFF’]
McMichaels: “Let me call you back, she is here.”
[Adam then closes his cell phone and puts it in his coat pocket.]
McMichaels: “Are you the ticket clerk that sold a ticket to the wrestler?”
Women: “Yes, but he did not buy just one ticket, he bought three.”
McMichaels: “Well who is he? I bet it was Walker trying to screw up my pay-per-view.”
Women: “Now all I can say is this man is a wrestler on the SWA roster and not….”
McMichaels: “On my roster, I know that. Who the hell is it then?”
Women: “I cannot tell you that.”
McMichaels: “What do you mean you can’t tell me!?”
[Adam then smacks a lamp off his desk and it flys and hits a wall and breaks into a bunch of little pieces.]
Women: “This wrestler asked for his name to be confidential and if a customer asks that, I will keep it confidential. Well… unless he is a wanted criminal.”
McMichaels: ‘FUCK! Get the fuck out of here! If you won’t help me then get the fuck out of my sight!”
[The women walks out of the room and McMichaels makes a phone call.]
McMichaels: “NO! Fucking blond bitch wouldn’t tell me shit!”
[Cameras then show weapons being put inside the cage for the house of fun cage match.]
House Of Fun Cage Match
CM Punk Vs. Raven
Roberts: “Making is way into the ring, he is the straight-edged wrestler, CM Punk.”
[We see CM Punk walk down the ramp and climb the side of the cage. He then sits on the top of the cage and crosses his arm in an x. Still sitting up on the cage Punk asks for a mic. Then some guy walks into the ring, climbs the turnbuckle and handed a mic to Punk. The lights go out and a spot light shines on Punk sitting atop of the cage.]
CM Punk: “Hey just wanted to know what you guys thought about being in an arena that does not sell alcohol. Cause I’m doing great, but you already know that cause I’m better then you.”
[We then hear just about every person in the crowd start to boo.]
Punk: “You know all of you…”
[Punk was then cut off by the crowd starting a ‘Shut the fuck up chant’.]
Punk: “You guys are just jealous. Know all of you have been lead down the wrong path. Now I am not mad at you, I just feel sorry for you. Now you guys look at a guy like Raven and think he is a good person. If you follow him, you will follow him down the path to hell. Raven, he is like all of you, and my father, a no good lousy drunk. Raven…”
[Punk was cu off again by an ‘alcohol’ chant]
Punk: “That’s real cute. You guys think that up all by yourselves.”
[We then see a sign that reads ‘-CM Punk- -Alcohol Free- -Drug Free- Smoke Free- -Talent Free-‘]
Punk: “Raven, you and all your buddies that you came up in this business with are nothing but no good drunks, like New Jack, Sandman, Danny Doring and all the others.”
[The crowd then starts to chant ‘E..C..W, E..C..W, E..C..W…]
Punk: “Hey! Shut the hell up and listen to me. Raven just get your drunk ass out here right now so I can whip your ass. Because I am better then you and all the drunken asses here in this arena tonight that are bitching about the arena not selling boos.”
[Punk then drops the mic and all the lights come back on.]
Roberts: “And his opponent, from the Bowery, Raven.”
[We the see Raven walk out on the stage and stick his arms out. He then walks down the ramp and gets into the ring. Punk climbs down into the ring and the two get nose to nose in the center of the ring.]
The two tie up, Raven the kicks Punk in the gut and he falls to one knee. Raven then picks up a trash can and as Punk is getting up, Raven slams the can right over his head. Punk falls to one knee and is hit again by the trash can from Raven. Raven then grabs him and gives him a snapmare. Punk is quickly busted open as Raven grabs a steel chair and sets it up in the middle of the ring. Raven the picked Punk up like he was going to hit him with a atomic drop and Raven drops Punk legs spread wide open onto the top of the steel chair with the chair going right up into the groin of CM Punk. The chair falls over as Punk falls to the mat holding his groin. Raven the sticks his arms out and taunts to the crowd. We then see a close up shot of CM Punks face and see the blood just flowing down his face. Punks pulls himself up with the ring ropes and Raven grabs him from behind and throws him face first into the steel cage on the opposite side of the ring. Punk falls down in the center of the ring and Raven picks him right up. Raven has punk by the hair and throws him into the steel to the right of then. Punk is thrown over the top rope and hits the cage back first and comes down crashing onto the mat. Punk is riving in pain as Raven once again does not let him lay on the mat for long. He then takes the head of Punks and starts to grind it on the cage. You here Punk screaming as Raven pushes Punks face into the cage harder and harder. Punk then somehow elbows Raven in the gut and grabs him by the head. He then takes Raven and send him face first into the unforgiving steel cage. Punk holds himself up on the ropes for a moment and then walks over and kicks Raven in the head. Punk the pulls Raven over to the side of the cage where there is a set of handcuff attacked to the cage and Punk cuffs the left wrist of Raven to the steel cage. Punk then punches Raven five times in the head as we see the blood start to trickle down the face of Raven more and more with every shot. Punk the garbs a broom and smacks Raven in the gut with the wooden broom handle. Punk then takes the same trash can that was used on him and hit Raven over the head with it. Punk drops the can and punches Raven out six or seven more times in the head. Punk then grabs a different trash can and his Raven over the head with it three times before kicking him in the gut six times. CM Punk then takes the trash can and uses it to bash Raven’s head off the steel. Punk then goes to grab the head of Raven and Raven kicks him in the gut. Raven then hit shim in the chest five times with his head. Then with is free arm, Raven chops Punk and he falls to the mat. He gets up and is punched him the head by Raven and then is clotheslined knocking CM Punk off his feet. Every time Punk gets up he is hit by Raven, knocking him right back down. Raven then starts to yell at Punk t get up and Punk gets to his feet and is hit with a knee by Raven. Punk stands and is hit again with a knee from Raven. This happens one more time and Raven finds the keys to the cuffs near him on the mat and frees himself from the steel cage. Raven gets free as Punk gets to his feet. Punk does not know that Raven has freed himself. Punk turned around and Raven flipped him the double bird. He then kicked Punk in the gut and drilled him with a ddt. Raven then went for the cover 1..2.. and CM Punk kicked out.
Raven lifted Punk up to hit him with another ddt and it was reversed and Punk hit Raven with a ddt and then went for the pin, 1…2.. and Raven kicked out.
Both men were on the mat on all fours and Raven grabbed the head of Punk and bashed it on a steel chair. Raven picked CM Punk up and he fell against the ropes. Ravened grabbed the steel chair and then threw it at Punk nailing him in the head. Raven went for the pin, 1…2… and somehow CM Punk kicked out.
Raven got to his feet and grabbed one of the two table inside the cage and set it up. As Raven went to pick Punk up, Punk hit Raven with a low blow and laid him on the table. Punk the climbed to the top rope, but he was not done there. Punk then climbed to the top of the steel cage, but it took him to long and Raven got off the table. Punk was sitting on the top of the cage and Raven climbed to the top rope. Raven then started to punch Punk over and over and over and over and over again. Punk started to teeter on the top of the cage and Raven grabbed the head of CM Punk. Raven then pulled Punk off the top of the cage and drilled him through the table and to the mat with a Raven Effect. The impact took effect on both men and they both just lied on the mat not moving. Then after about a good twenty to thirty seconds Raven started to move a little bit and got an arm on Punk and attempted a pin, 1…2… and somehow, somehow that shocked everyone in the arena CM Punk kicked out.
Raven lifted Punk up and as Raven let go of him, he fell right back down on the mat. Raven picked Punk up and again and whipped him into the corner. Raven garbed a steel chair and threw it at Punk as hard as he could. Punk ducked and the chair did not hit him. Punk then leaped out of the corner and hit Raven with a superkick. Punk fell on Raven and went for the pin, 1…2… and Raven kicked out. Punk and Raven were both once again knocked out on the mat ad neither one was moving. The referee was checking on both and neither were moving. After about almost a minute each wrestler started to pull themselves up with the ropes. The both slowly got to the middle of the ring Raven then punched Punk. Then Punk came back with a shot to Raven and they started to exchange blows until Punk hit Raven with a hard right hand knocking Raven of his feet. Punk then fell to on knee. He then picked up that broom he had earlier in the match and pressed it against the throat or Raven try to choke the life out of him. Punk just keep pushing and pushing the broom harder and harder. Raven started to looks a little out of it and the ref lifted his arm and it fell to the mat as the ref yells, 1. Then the ref lifts ravens arm again and it falls to the mat, 2. The ref lifts Raven’s arm one more time but it doesn’t fall all the way to the mat.
Raven then starts to punch Punk in the head with a right, and then a left. Punk lets go of the broom and gets to his feet. He picks Raven up and sets him up for a ddt. Raven reverses it and hit CM Punk with a Raven Effect dropping him head first on a steel chair. Raven then goes for the cover 1…2…3
Roberts: “Here is your winner, Raven.”
[We see Raven standing in the middle of the ring with his arms out as the camera pans out and we see all the carnage ring. Then a video package plays for the main event.]
[We see footage of when Booker T won the battle royal to become number one contender for the SWA Title. We then see footage of the Angles Team versus Bookers Team from the same night. We see before the match when Angle asks Cage to be on his team and he says that he had to think about it. Then we see footage of the SWA title match. We see all the action of that match and then we see when Cage comes out and screws Angle out of the title. Then footage is shown when Cage was called out to speak about why he did what he did in the title match. We then see Booker and Cage almost start to fight before McMichaels stops them. We see when Adam McMichaels makes the title match. We then finally se when Angle came out in the Batista Cage match and distract Cage and allows Batista to defeated Cage.]
Cellers: “Well it is that time. It is time for our main event and it is a triple threat sadistic rules match for the SWA Championship.”
SWA Title Match
Triple Threat Sadistic Rules Match
Booker T (c) Christian Cage Vs. Kurt Angle
[We then see Kurt angle walk out on the stage alone and he sticks his arms in the air as his pyro goes off.]
[We see Cage walk out on the stage a pose as his pyro goes off. He then walks down the ramp and gets into the ring. He gets on the second rope and poses once again.]
[Booker walked out onto the stage and Booker looks down at his hand as the pyro goes off. He then walked down the ramp and got into the ring.]
[All three men are in the ring as Jeremy Borash gets in the center of the ring with a mic.]
Jeremy Borash: “Alright, it is time for our WarZone main event. First to my right, from Pittsburg Pennsylvania, weighing in tonight at two hundred and fifty pounds, he is the only olympic gold medalist in professional wrestling, Kurt Angle.”
[Angle looks at the crowd as we hear some boos and cheers but more boos.]
Borash: “And to my left, from Tampa Florida by way of Toronto Canada, he weighs in tonight at two hundred and twenty-two pounds, The Instant Classic, Christian Cage.”
[Cage taunts to the crowd as we hear a lot of cheers with minimal boos.]
Borash: “And finally in front of me, from Houston Texas, he weighs in tonight at two hundred and fifty pound, he is the five time WCW and the current SWA Champion, Booker T.”
[Booker taunts to the crowd and the crowd cheers for the champ with almost no boos what so ever.]
All three men walk into the middle of the ring and then Cage and Angle look each other in the eyes. They then both punch Booker in the face. Angle then grabbed Booker T and sent him right back down on the mat with a german suplex. They got Booker up to his feet and Angle punched him in the head. Cage then grabbed Booker and gave him a manhattan drop. The two then grabbed Booker T and threw him over the top rope to the floor below. They then followed him out of the ring. Angle grabbed Booker and whipped him into the barricade as Cage grabbed a steel chair out from under the ring. Booker was leaned against the barricade and Kurt was punch him rapidity on his head. Cage then told Angle to move and Cage ran at Booker and hit him with a chair shot to the head. Booker fell to the floor and Kurt and Christian starting stomping the hell out of Booker. Then the picked Booker T up and slid him back into the ring. Booker got to his feet as Angle started to slide into the ring. Booker started to stomp on Angle and he slid right back out of the ring. Meanwhile, with steel chair in hand, Cage ran to the other side of the ring and slid into the ring. He then ran and nailed Booker in the back with the chair sending him to the mat. Cage jumped on top of Booker started to punch his head over and over again. Angle, who had gone back out of the ring, grabbed a steel chair and brought it into the ring. Cage got off a bloody Booker T and then whipped him off the ropes and as Booker T got back to him, Cage took him down with a powerslam and then cage went for the pin 1…2.. and Booker T kicked out. Angle then grabbed Booker hit him with an uppercut and Booker fell against the ropes. Angle and Cage then looked at each other and then they both picked up a steel chair. Booker started to move and then they hit him with a conchairto and he fell to the mat face forward. Cage the rolled him over and went for the pin, 1.. and Angle pulled Cage off of Booker T. Kurt the jumped on Booker and went for the pin, 1..2 and Christian pulled angle off of Booker. The Cage once again tried to pin Booker but before even a on count Angle grabbed Cage and whipped him off the ropes. Cage ran off the ropes and Angle went to hit him with a clothesline and Cage ducked. He then attempted to hit Kurt with an Unprittier but Angle pushed Cage off of him and he bounced off the ropes. Kurt then grabbed Cage and hit him with a Angle Slam. During this time Booker had slowly started to get to his feet. Kurt grabbed a steel chair and set it in the middle of the ring. He grabbed Booker T and gave hi and Angle Slam with the back of Booker landing on the steel chair and then Angle went for the pin, 1…2…3.
Roberts: “Booker T has been eliminated.”
Angle then went to go for a cover on Cage, 1.. and Christian kicked out. The two got to their feet and Cage punched Angle, then Angle punched Cage and the two started to exchange shot over and over. Angle then shot him off with a belly to belly suplex. Cage got to his feet and Angle went to whipped him off the ropes and Cage reversed it. He went to clothesline Kurt and Angle ducked. Kurt bounced off the ropes and as he got to Cage, Christian jumped up and Angle went under him. Kurt bounced off the ropes again and then cage fell to the mat and Angle went right over him. Kurt once again bounced off the ropes and this time he hit Cage with a shoulder block and Cage fell down on the mat. Kurt picked Cage up ad whipped him into a corner. Angle then ran at Cage pretty fast and Christian moved at the last moment and Angle went shoulder first into the ring post. Angle fell to the mat and was sorta sitting up against the turnbuckle. Cage picked hi up and still in the corner Cage chopped the chest of Angle three times. He then grabbed the head of Kurt Angle and rammed it into the top turnbuckle pad of the turnbuckle on the other side of the ring. Cage then punched the gut of Angle five times and then once in the face. Cage then gave Kurt a scoop slam and then went for a cover, 1..2. and Angle kicked out.
Cage picked Angle up and Kurt punched him in the gut. Kurt then started to punch Christian over and over. He then whipped cage into a corner. He punched Cage about eight times and then punched him in the head three times. Cage fell to his knees and Kurt started to club the back of Christian Cage. He then picked Christian up and send him to the mat with a backdrop. He then stomped Cage three times and the lifted him up. He whipped Christian off the ropes and when Cage got back to Angle, Kurt took Cage down with a hard knee to the gut. He once again lifted Cage up, whipped him off the ropes and kneed him in the gut. Kurt then picked Cage up and kneed him in the face three time with his left knee, then kneed him three more times in the head with his right knee and then Cage fell right onto the mat. Angle jumped on the down Cage and started to punch hi in the face over and over and over and over again. He picked Cage up but gutwrench suplex him right back down. Angle then got out of the ring and pulled a table out from under the ring and slid it into the ring. With Cage still down Angle set the table up. Angle the grabbed Christian, pulled him up to his feet and hit him with an uppercut and Cage fell into a corner. Kurt the lifted and put Christian up on the top rope. Angle then garbed the table set it up about seven inches away from the turnbuckle. Angle the climbed to the second rope and punched Christian in the head about five times. Angle then climbed to the top rope and stood himself and Cage up on the top rope. He then head butted Cage twice and then threw him over him with a killer belly to belly suplex and Cage crashed through the table and both men were lying on the mat on their back. After about eight to ten second Kurt crawled over to Cage and he went for the pin, 1…2…and then a man wearing black sweatpants and a black sweater with a hood came out of the crowd and into the ring. He then hit Kurt on the back with a steel chair making him break the pin.
Angle got to his feet and this man hit him again with the chair. He then lifted Kurt up and chopped him across the chest. He then grabbed Kurt and Give him a piledriver right in the middle of the ring. We then we see Team Angle run down the ramp to help Kurt an two more men wearing all black jumped over the barricade and stopped Haas and Benjamin before then could get into the ring. One of the men takes Haas and whips him into the ring step and the other takes Benjamin and into the barricade. He then runs and Shelton and clotheslined him right over the barricade into the crowd and this man takes in out into the crowd and we loose them. The other man takes Haas up the ramp and to the backstage area. Back in the ring we see the all black hooded man roll Angle onto his back and put Christian Cage on him. The referee then started to count the pin 1…2…3, and as son as the referee counts three the man pulls off his hood and we see that this man is Bret Hart.
Roberts: "Here is your winner and the new SWA Champion, Christian Cage."
We then see Adam McMichaels with about ten to fifteen security guard come down to the ring and Hart runs out of the ring over the barricade into the crowd and runs off before he could be caught. McMichaels stand in the ring as he yells at the security guards to find Hart or they will never work for him again. We see Cage with the help of the referee walking up the ramp with his newly won SWA Championship and we see a pissed off Kurt Angle sitting in one of the corners of the ring. McMichaels walks up the ramp to the backstage area and as Kurt is getting out of the ring He pulled the top off the announce table. He then bashes it off the ring steps. He then walks up the ramp as the screen goes black and WarZone goes of the air.
