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ECW World Heavyweight Champion: Mike Awesome
ECW Television Champion: Rob Van Dam
ECW Tag Team Champions: Tommy Dreamer & Raven

ECW Hardcore TV: Episode 335
September 25th, 1999
Villa Park, Illinois

Joel Gertner is solo tonight because Joey threw his voice out.

Recap of Sabu/Credible.

The Lance/RVD and RVD/Lynn matches from last weeks TNN airs again.

Recap of Lance/Lynn.

Recap of Taz/Tanaka/Awesome.

Highlights from all the rest of the matches from the PPV airs to end the show.
 

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Taz didn't even main event 8D
 

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ECW World Heavyweight Champion: Mike Awesome
ECW Television Champion: Rob Van Dam
ECW Tag Team Champions: Tommy Dreamer & Raven

ECW Wresting on TNN: Episode 6
October 1st, 1999
Plymouth, Michigan

Late Breaking News: Raven and Dreamer in locker room confrontation, Joey says Raven and Dreamer got into a fight backstage, and Dreamer will wrestle tonight.

ECW World Heavyweight Championship: Rhino (w/Steve Corino) vs. Mike Awesome (w/Judge Jeff Jones)
So this is damn good for 4 minutes and could have been so much more with an extra four and if Heyman knew what to do with Rhino. Awesome is all pun intended AWESOME, he throws Rhino around and does his usual run through you offense. He sets up a table on the floor, before going back to beating on Rhino. Low key, pre-washed Rhino has the third best spinebuster in wrestling history. He gets a few shots in before Mike takes over again, he hits his awesome bomb through the table at ringside before rolling him back in and hitting the big splash off the top for the win. **1/2

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It's supposed to be Sal/Spike and it’s the usual duck, low-blow and acid drop but during the cover. Guido breaks it up and the ref allows it, so I guess this is now a 2-1 match. I don’t fuckin’ know anymore.

The F.B.I vs. Little Spike Dudley
Spike does what he can, but Guido is terrible and Sal is even worse. Sal does most of the work wearing down Spike as Guido tries to pick up the pieces and gets the win, but he can’t. Spike moves out of the way of a Big Sal splash and a Low blow to Sal he then hits an Acid Drop where he lands on top of Guido and covers both men for the win. *1/2

Tammy Lynn Sytch is back in ECW UGH!

Rob Van Dam video package airs.

C.W. Anderson & “Wild” Bill Whiles vs. Danny Doring & Roadkill (w/Ms. Congeniality)
This is from the Anarchy Rulz dark match. A Danny/Roadkill showcase, nothing more. C.W. does his best Arn impression, minus throwing a sweet superkick and Bill is just some guy in a t-shirt wrestling. Danny hit an inverted DDT and Roadkill comes off the top with an Amish splash for the win. **1/4

Tommy Dreamer and Francine come out, it’s weird Francine’s face is looking super washed but her Cleavage is looking phenomenal. And Dreamer comes out wearing this weird all gray Adidas tracksuit to wrestle.

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Tommy Dreamer (w/Francine) vs. Tajiri (w/Steve Corino & Jack Victory)
This is rather enjoyable, I would like to know how much of Dreamer back injury is a work and how much is a shoot, as he clearly favors’ it and is working much slower but he is taking this sick bumps on it. Tajiri takes the majority of the punishment and beating in this match, which makes sense in two ways its Tommy back is really fucked he cannot be taking bumps like he usually wood and two in kayfabe, Tajiri isn’t really this brawling/hardcore wrestler he’s playing Tommy’s game. I really liked the crowd brawl, especially with Tajiri crawling and trying to run away like a spider. Also, Tommy mocking him like spitting beer in his face, but does it like Muta would with the two fingers on his throat motion, he would also apply Tajiri’s own Tarantula to him. Tommy hits a desperation Louis driver but Corino pulls the ref out, that leads to Francine trying to fight Corino. She hits him with this god awful, Pedigree. So Raven comes out, he looks like he’s about to hit Tajiri but instead hits Dreamer with a DDT and Tajiri hits a running dropkick for the win. ***
 

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ECW World Heavyweight Champion: Mike Awesome
ECW Television Champion: Rob Van Dam
ECW Tag Team Champions: Tommy Dreamer & Raven

ECW Hardcore TV: Episode 336
October 2nd, 1999
Plymouth, Michigan

Mike Awesome Video package airs to open the show.

Backstage: Bill Alfonso is with RVD, Fonzie asks who else is from Michigan, and RVD says he is. Fonzie says he means Sabu. RVD says Sabu can speak for himself, he says he's tired of splitting it right down the middle. Fonzie asks why, and RVD says people want to hear from their favorite wrestler and they want to see Rob Van Dam.

God damn, the ECW tag scene is a joke, this is supposed to be Nova and Chetti but Chetti got injured at the PPV YES! Danny says he doesn’t understand, Nova is alone because he partner is at home crying. He gives him one chance to leave and find a partner……Jazz comes out.

Danny Doring & Roadkill (w/Ms. Congeniality) vs. Nova & Jazz
UGH! This pathetic tag division is worse than seeing Guido. The faces get the upper hand early on until Congeniality hooks Jazz’s leg and Danny hits her with an inverted stunner move. They iso her and it’s alright I guess, Danny toys with her too long so she low blows him and Nova has his shitty hot tag. The match breaks down, Congeniality gets in which backfires, nd low blows Jazz which she sells because she has a DICK?!?!?! Roadkill then hits her with a running powerslam for the win. *

Rhino (w/Steve Corino & Jack Victory) vs. Christopher Daniels
OLD MAN DANIELS :mark: I guess this took place during the summer because Joey is still playing off the puzzled why would Rhino join Corino when Corino is like 1 year older than him, and he also has that terrible looking red attire on. Really fun little match, Rhino looks solid on offense but Daniels really shines, he hits the sweet no hands springboard plancha to the floor, the same move TAKA does just not as pretty. Rhino has some good stuff, unfortunately, some of it gets lost as that piece of shit straw hat guy tries to get himself over and jaws with some fans. The match ends when Rhino misses a splash off the top and Daniels hits the not named yet Angels Wings, but Jack has the ref distracted allowing Corino to slide in and nail Daniels with a super kick. Rhino followed that with a powerbomb and cover for the win. **1/2

Spike Dudley comes out and randomly just kicks Rhino in the dick and hits the Acid Drop and pins him. WHAT THE FUCK! This fuckin company man.

Joey Styles hypes up Tammy-Lynn Sytch on TNN making her return to ECW.

ECW World Champions history video package airs to kill time.

Super Crazy vs. Jerry Lynn
Another really good match, Lyn selling 60% of the ribs is a win. Super Crazy is somehow the best guy psychologically in ECW as he targets the ribs, it’s not consistent but he would go on runs of attacking then just doing something else. It’s a lot of the RVD/Lynn formula just done better as Crazy is probably the best wrestler in the company right now. They both kinda just do stuff, good reversals, counters, and spots before Lynn hits a cradle piledriver for the win. ***
 

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ECW World Heavyweight Champion: Mike Awesome
ECW Television Champion: Rob Van Dam
ECW Tag Team Champions: Tommy Dreamer & Raven

ECW Wrestling on TNN: Episode 7
October 8th, 1999
Plymouth, Michigan

Tonight ECW exposes the woman of wrestling EXCLUSIVELY on TNN, Tammy-Lynn Sytch tells ALL!

Tajiri/Crazy/Guido from Anarchy Rulz airs in full. LOL

A busted, terrible look, coked out woman appears on TV, oh shit. It’s Tammy, God damn she looks atrocious. She begins talking about a website called Tammyfeet.com, a side dedicated to her feet. UGH! God damn feet people, she then begins talking about her drug addiction, more importantly, Soma’s. She begins to break down when she mentions how Louie Spicolli died from mixing them with alcohol. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU AIRING THIS? WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT TAMMY IN 1999? WHY ARE YOU SHOWING THE NETWORKS HOW FUCKED UP WRESTLING IS? I DON’T GET THIS COMPANY?

Lynn/Storm from Anarchy Rulz airs in full. LOOOOL

Oh great back to busted up Tammy, this time she says she was considered old by 1997, and she was only 24. She mentions that while in the WWE, she was known as the Kliq Chick due to being friendly with the Kliq and making their hotel reservations :lmaolmao:lmaolmao:lmao Yeah, Okay pal. She says when she left the WWF it was like a big weight was lifted off her shoulders, and took too much time relaxed to the point that she took her first drink when all the pills were gone. She’s now crying here eyes out talking about the death of her niece, and how it made her suicidal. Sytch wraps this up by cutting a promo promising to be the most important woman in wrestling yet again. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!

What a piece of shit episode.

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ECW World Heavyweight Champion: Mike Awesome
ECW Television Champion: Rob Van Dam
ECW Tag Team Champions: Tommy Dreamer & Raven

ECW Hardcore TV: Episode 337
October 9th, 1999
Plymouth, Michigan

Mike Awesome/Rhino from lat week airs again.

Joey Styles hypes up Tammy-Lynn Sytch/Dawn Marie feud restarting.

Corino/Victory vs. Tommy/Raven from Anarchy Rulz airs.

Joey wishes Darren Drozdov a speedy recovery.

RVD/Balls from Anarchy Rulz airs in full.

November 2 Remember, November 7th, 1999 – Mike Awesome vs. Tanaka for the ECW World Championship. Joey says the location will be reviled on Tuesday night at ECWWRESTLING.com
 

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ECW World Heavyweight Champion: Mike Awesome
ECW Television Champion: Rob Van Dam
ECW Tag Team Champions: Tommy Dreamer & Raven

ECW Wrestling on TNN: Episode 8
October 15th, 1999
Houma, Louisiana

The show opens with Chris Candido and Tammy-Lynn Sytch coming down to the ring, Lance Storm and Dawn Marie quickly come out to join them. Lance says he saw Tammy’s little confession and it’s good to see that she realized that she’s a has been at 26. But, the rest of us known it was a year ago at 25. And as for Candido, he had some talent, not a lot. Just enough for him to carry him for a year. Lance says there's not room for has been in the company anymore. Dawn calls Tammy a prostitute so Tammy chases her all around the ring as the men fight.

David Kash vs Tom Marquez
This goes all of 40 seconds until Steve Corino and Rhino, both in Falcon’s jersey’s come out. RHINO DEBUTS THE GORE!!!! And GORE’S BOTH MEN FOR THE NO CONTEST!

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Steve Corino says to imagine that we have two Saint’s players here tonight. Rhino says he came to kick some fucking ass and he's gonna kick the shit out of both of them. He goes after them in the first row, but security pulls them apart. Tommy Dreamer comes out to calm the Saints players down, when Corino says hasn’t everyone had enough of Tommy playing hero. He says he would destroy Tommy Dreamer, so the ref who's still here rings the bell.

Steve Corino (w/Jack Victory) vs. Tommy Dreamer (w/Francine)
Crowd brawl to start which isn’t shot well because there are way too many people and for some reason, they didn’t have a handheld with them so we got this wide show of the whole thing. They brawl back to the ring, and Tommy catches Corino on the top rope. He pulls down his back and nails him on the ass with a steel chair, a funny spot as Corino sets up a chair and looks like he’s about to do the drop toe hold but instead of that he sits down and applies a front headlock. Dreamer manages to fight out, but as he goes for the DDT Corino drops him on his back on a steel chair. The ref gets in Corino’s face about working on Dreamer’s back so Corino punches him out. That allows Dreamer to hit a spicolli driver, but instead of going for the cover he yells he gonna break his back. Tommy is a dick and uses the Tarantula, so Tajiri obviously comes out to interfere. He runs Francine to the back, but Raven comes out. He hits Tajiri with the Evenflow, and Tommy hits one on Jack Victory. Raven then hit Dreamer with another Evenflow. Corino goes to cover, but Dreamer counters the pin and rolls through pinning Corino. Raven sarcastic claps for him. **1/2 - **3/4

Backstage: Fonzie is with Sabu, Fonzie says the ban is lifted and sooner than later on TNN we will get to see someone will be victimized by Sabu.

Lance Strom (w/Dawn Marie) vs. Chris Candido (w/Tammy-Lyn Sytch)
Just like a lot of the ECW mid-card guys, this has the move, for move, counter for counter for counter spots. Fast paced stuff. This being 6 minutes is really good too as they cut all the filler shit. Candido finally cut out his god awful do a move, taunt/pander then do another move, he’s super aggressive and takes this serious. This goes a few more minutes until both woman get involved which leads to a catfight, Jason and Justin run out. Jason saves Dawn, which allows Dawn to nail Tammy with the loaded purse. As the ref is dealing with Tammy Lance sends Chis into the ropes where Credible nails him in the back with a cane and Lance finishes him off with a credible piledriver for the win. **3/4

ECW World Heavyweight Championship: Rod Price (w/Raging Cajun) vs. Mike Awesome (w/Judge Jeff Jones)
Another really Awesome, Awesome squash match. Mike allows Rod to get some shit in before he Awesomebombs Rod through a table in the ring, Raging gets in so Mike Awesomebombs him through a table on the floor. Mike then heads up and hits the big splash off the top for the win. **

Pulp Fiction
The Impact Players are in the back, Dawn says if yout watching for the just boobs and no brains show, well you better get your thrill right now. Because it’s all gonna end soon, when I run them out of town. Lance says its nothing personal, just business.

Devito, Angel, and Skull Von Krush yell that they're Da Baldies :lmaolmao:lmao

Raven is on Bourbon Street at 5:30 am. He says there are debauchery and decadence all around him and as he looks at the wave of people following him, sinners each one, he realizes that it's better to have a condemned soul than to have no soul at all.

Ms. Congeniality clips her toenails, and it bothers Doring while he's cutting a promo. He says Chris Chetti didn't listen because he told him to double cross Nova, but he didn't listen. Now he's laid out and hurt and they set him up. Nova is all alone now, and now he's going to do what they tell him to do and if he doesn't then they're going to lay him up in a hospital bed next to Chetti. Roadkill yells CHICKENS!!!!

Raven says to look at these fools following him. He says these are Tommy's people and for all their sins and problems and hatreds, he feels Tommy's pain.

Balls and Axl are back together and Axl says this is the predominant tag team in ECW and the hottest and most extreme tag team, and challenge anyone to test them.

New Jack is in the parking lot and says when he was five years old, he watched his daddy shoot his momma while she carried him in her arms and at that point, he made a decision in his life. Give him the opportunity, or he'll take it.

RVD says it's November again and everybody's counting on their favorite wrestler to defend his belt and asks Fonzie who he's wrestling.

Jerry Lynn says that in his two years in ECW, he didn't let a broken foot, pelvic bone, and he sure as hell won't let broken ribs stop him. Steve Corino walks by and says to stop his whining and work hurt like everyone else. He leaves and Lynn says he doesn't take shit. He goes to find him, but when he charges, TAJIRI COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND KICKS HIM IN THE RIBS AND THEN THE HEAD. YEAH. Corino says he's not quite the hardcore hero now.

Raven says this is it and says this is his home now. Sinners, one and all, and nobody cares or worries. They don't care about anyone, they just want to leech onto their stardom. He's lived his life and he deserves everything he gets.

RVD tells Fonzie to book him against Sabu.

New Jack says he ain't gonna left no weights to get back in fighting shape. No, he's gonna commit some crime and run from the police to get in shape.

Tajiri cuts a promo in Japanese.

New Jack says he knows nothing but hardcore violence and beating ass until he gets tired, and says he's on a mission.

RVD says it doesn't matter who he fights because he always wins and gives the fans what they pay to see, Mr. PPV. He says it doesn't matter who Fonzie gets because he's the Whole Fucking Show.
 

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ECW Television Champion: Rob Van Dam
ECW Tag Team Champions: Tommy Dreamer & Raven

ECW Hardcore TV: Episode 338
October 16th, 1999
West Wego, Louisiana

An Impact Players video package airs to open the show.

Jason and Jazz has a 10-minute match, LOOOOOL NO!

A replay of Corino and Rhino challenging the two Saints players in the crowd.

Simond Diamond comes out, he says to prevent further slanderous defamation of his character, he has brought his close personal friend. DICK! And dick will be watching her rear end at all times. He has dick remove his robe; so the crowd chant “smurf” He makes him wish him good luck, but Dick says to get 'em tiger and slaps him on the ass. ECW 1999 ya’ll smh.

Backstage: Danny Doring dedicates their matches to Chris Chetti because they can't hang anymore. He calls him a PUNK BITCH! Which turns Ms. Congeniality on so she pulls Danny away to go fuck. That leaves Roadkill along to say CHICKENS!

Simond Diamond (w/DICK) vs. Little Guido (w/Big Sal E. Graziano) vs. Tajiri
Before the match, Simond yells at Tajiri to speak in English...So Tajiri grabs the mic, he first sprays the green mist in the air before saying “SIMOND, SUCKS DICK” :lmaomark: thus making Tajiri the babyface of the match, and maybe the biggest babyface in the company. Which I’m glad they did because this has so many flaws, 1, why the fuck are you booking an all heel 3-way dance? Why the fuck is Simon in this? Thankfully Simond keeps his distance for the most and lets Tajiri beat the crap out of Guido, when Simond does do stuff it’s that dull lower card jobber heel 101 antics. Both Simond and Guido are just punching bags used to get Tajiri over and more exposure. Guido eliminates Diamond with the Unprettier/Killswitch, Tajiri/Guido then have a quick 4-minute match before Tajiri hits a brainbuster for the win. **1/2

Replay of Corino suckering Lynn into getting his ass kicked.

ECW Television Championship: Spike Dudley vs. Rob Van Dam (w/Bill Alfonso)
This is really good, like really, really good. Granted it’s mostly an RVD showcase but it’s RVD in a new role where he’s the bigger guy so he gets to dish out newer moves or moves we haven’t see in some time. E.G. The jumping from one rail to the other with a modified van dominator. Spike bumps his ass off and takes every move RVD does to him so that’s pretty great, he shows a ton of heart kicking out and with every kick out RVD begins to get more frustrated so when it’s over he has this new found respect for little Spike. But before that can happen, Spike makes a brief mini comeback and gets a series of near falls before he goes for the acid drop but RVD holds him in mid-air, he crotches him on the top rope before hitting the Van Daminator and the Five Star-Frog Splash for the win. **1/2

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Joey Styles ANNOUNCES TAZ/RVD for the ECW TV Championship, at November 2 Remember. BUT NEVER MIND THAT ON TNN NEW JACK GETTING HIS SHOT AT MIKE AWESOME AND THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!! FUCK YEAH!
 

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ECW Television Champion: Rob Van Dam
ECW Tag Team Champions: Tommy Dreamer & Raven

ECW Wrestling on TNN: Episode 9
October 22nd, 1999
West Wego, Louisiana

ECW World Heavyweight Championship: Mike Awesome (w/Judge Jeff Jones) vs. New Jack
FUCKING DREAM MATCH! So this is awesome, granted it’s a typical New Jack match but Jack throws everything at him and that usually works on everyone else but Mike doesn’t stay down and keeps coming back looking unstoppable. New Jack busts out the staple gun stapling Mike’s head, which busts him open, MIKE DOESN’T GO DOWN WITH A GUITAR SHOT! Jack makes the mistake of dropping the trashcan when he heads up top, he takes that brief second to pause but when he makes the decision to still make the dive Mike nails him in the head with a chair. Mike is back up and picks up Jack, he then lawn darts Jack to the floor and through a table. Back in, Awesome slams him and hits the splash off the top for the win. **3/4

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Chris Candido (w/Tammy-Lynn Sytch) vs. Nova
Only good thing about this was Joel Gertner making alcoholic jokes about Tammy for the most part. Nova/Candido do some things for about 2 minutes until Roadkill, Doring, and Miss Congeniality running out to attack Nova for a DQ.

Candido and Tammy save Nova, which brings out Lance and Dawn who distracts Candido and Tammy long enough for Danny and Congeniality to attack them from behind. The men hold Candido in the corner, so Congeniality can hold Tammy and Dawn begins spanking her……DAWN THEN DOUBLE CROSSES HER AND HITS HER IN THE HEAD. Dawn says 2 down, 1 to go. Dawn then calls out Francine. Francine and Tommy Dreamer comes out, Lance taunts Tommy and his limp dick. So they get in and begin brawling which brings out Justin Credible who canes Tommy. Raven then comes out, but shrugs and decides to leave. Justin is mad for some reason so he pie faces the back of Raven’s head. That leads to Dreamer and Raven fighting off the Impact Players. Once Credible and Storm bails, Raven drops Dreamer with a DDT.

Back from a commercial, Tommy is still in the ring, he challenges Raven to a fight RIGHT NOW! Raven comes out and actually gets in the ring this time, but immediately walks out.

Rhino (w/Seve Corino & Jack Victory) vs. David Kash
Best use of Rhino so far, this goes about a minute Kash does some stuff it has no effects so Rhino kills him with this awesome GORE! He picks him up and hits a piledriver for the win. After the match; Corino grabs the mic and says there’s nobody left for Rhino to destroy, except 1. Tonight we’re not going for a title, instead, we’re going to take out the originator, the hardcore legend...TONIGHT! Rhino wants to take out Sabu.

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Rhino (w/Seve Corino & Jack Victory) vs. Sabu (w/Bill Alfonso)
So this is fun, Jack and Corino interfere a lot to help Rhino. Sabu is Sabu and does all the crowd pleaser moves. Awesome spot, where Corino sacrifices himself and just as Sabu is about to take him out with a dive through a table, Rhino cuts him off with a Gore. Rhino has most of Sabu’s big stuff scouted e.g. as Sabu goes for the triple jump Rhino grabs his ankle and trips him up so Sabu goes face first into the steel chair, Sabu then smartly targets Rhino’s thick legs to get him on his back. Wait let me get this right, in the previous match Danny and Roadkill run out and attack Nova and that’s a DQ, but Corino does it here and it’s NOT? I guess because he’s associated with Rhino it’s okay? Stick to your own fuckin rules Paul. Sabu continues to do Sabu things, he sets up a table in the corner. Sabu hits the Poetry in Motion thing to the back of Rhino as he leans against a table but Rhino kicks out. They fight over steel chair but Sabu outsmarts him and steps on the chair crushing Rhino’s fingers, Corino then goes to shield Rhino so Sabu comes off the top and hits him with the Arabian Facebuster but to the back of the head. He hits one on rhino too, and then the Triple Jump Moonsault to win. So this is fun, I loved how Rhino came out looking better and unstoppable kinda like Mike in the world title match, he took everything Sabu could dish out and still got up. It took 3-4 big moves to finally keep him down. On the flip side, IDK why Sabu won, he doesn’t need the win like, at all, he will always be Sabu the people will always be behind him. You could have given Rhino his biggest win to date and built him off that, and possibly a rematch at the N2R PPV. Oh well. ***
 

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ECW World Heavyweight Champion: Mike Awesome
ECW Television Champion: Rob Van Dam
ECW Tag Team Champions: Tommy Dreamer & Raven

ECW Hardcore TV: Episode 339
October 23rd, 1999
West Wego, Louisiana

Backstage: RVD is with Bill Alfonse, he says everyone is happy to see RVD defend his title at the PPV, it could be against anyone (I guess, RVD didn’t get the memo or watch the show when Styles says it was against Taz) RVD says it doesn’t worry him because no one can beat him, nobody. RVD gives a list of everyone he’s beaten recently, RVD says Sabu can’t beat him, Fonzie says Sabu it tough and talks him up. RVD says that's cool, but he's not Rob Van Dam. Sabu then busts in but has to be held back by security. RVD says he knows Sabu likes to share the camera and the ring with him and says they need to do this, and he challenges his ass to get in the ring.

Joey Styles announces this weekend at the ECW arena it will be RVD vs. Sabu for the TV title and the winner of that will face Taz at the PPV, also at the show will be Jerry Lynn vs. Tajiri and Balls/Axl vs. 2 of the Baldies and Mike defends the world title. The main event will be Raven/Dreamer vs. the Impact Players for the tag team titles.

Axl Rotten & Balls Mahoney vs. C.W. Anderson & Bill Wiles
Solid RottenBalls squash match, CW does Arn CW things and Bill is just a body to even the odds. The Baldies come out and watch on, this goes about 4 minutes nothing memorable or even writable it’s meh. Balls and Axl wins when Axl hits CW in the back with a chair and he stumbles into a chair shot to the head from Balls.

Axl grabs the mic and says maybe the 3 certain jerkers can learn a few things, Angel grabs a mic and introduces themselves LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Axl says he can’t wait to hit then in their bald head with a steel chair.

Replay of the Danny/Roadkill, Nova/Candido, Lance/Dawn/Credible, Raven/Francine/Dreamer stuff from TNN.

So the Impact Player and Danny Doring/Roadkill had a match, I accidentally deleted this part and now my word program won’t undo and I don’t feel like rewriting the 7 lines, so fuck it.

5-minute ECW music video airs to end the show.
 

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New Jack/Mike Awesome was my the highlight of the entire TNN run.....outside of Awesome/Rhino.