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  1. Tsaalyo Phoenix

    Last Sporting Event You Watched?

    The Lakers/Nuggets thing was just idiotic, imo. It wasn't even funny. The whole thing reeked of a middle-aged man essentially paying people to play with him. "Now act like that mean kid down the street who I don't like so I can push you while thinking of him!" Sure, it flowed nicely into a Miz...
  2. Tsaalyo Phoenix

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    I'd buy that toilet paper. That was gold. And two-ply! That's the good stuff.
  3. Tsaalyo Phoenix

    Last Sporting Event You Watched?

    You know you loved the Mankini.
  4. Tsaalyo Phoenix

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    What exactly was buried in those graves? All those supposed harvested souls rotting in hell are still around. Many of them are still currently active. So...
  5. Tsaalyo Phoenix

    Last Sporting Event You Watched?

    I was hoping for banging up Steph more. Orton promised something that made the previous assaults look tame, and I guess he beat HHH worse than ever, but a single elevated DDT was all that Steph got? In kayfabe terms, the RKO was worse, being a finisher and all. He should have at least picked her...
  6. Tsaalyo Phoenix

    Last Sporting Event You Watched?

    ^^^ I was thinking about that too, Montana. Who says Undertaker wants to face the winner of this little pseudo-tournament? I'm hoping he addresses this issue somehow, and not just like "whoever wins will rest in peeeeaaaaace." Some kind of feud involving Undertaker himself needs to be created...
  7. Tsaalyo Phoenix

    Last Sporting Event You Watched?

    Are you looking at his face? He looks like he's taking Khali up his ass. Not Khali's cock, mind you, I mean the entire Khali. Headfirst. Up to the ankles.
  8. Tsaalyo Phoenix

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    ...and people are considering this man for lead acting roles. Life is stupid. :shifty:
  9. Tsaalyo Phoenix

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    And those three guys would destroy you, no matter how angry you are. Legacy just lost a lot of credibility for getting beaten down by Shane McMahon of all people. Not only that, but Orton himself was totally out of it. And really, the whole concept of Steph getting all cocky about her grand...
  10. Tsaalyo Phoenix

    Last Sporting Event You Watched?

    Did Miz hit on Linda or something? Is that why this happened? He went out there against a one-armed Rey and not only lost, but got completely owned. :disgust1:
  11. Tsaalyo Phoenix

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    ^ That would be awesome, but I think Santino is getting his clock cleaned by Beth soon, since they seem to be starting a cheating angle. Too bad, they were the best couple ever, lol.
  12. Tsaalyo Phoenix

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    Now now, Soulpower, it's important to recycle gimmicks! We must all do our part in the Future Friendly program. If we all do our part, we can build a greener tomorrow! :shifty:
  13. Tsaalyo Phoenix

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    The ending was a huge letdown. "I'm gonna brutalize you more than I ever have before, in the most torturous match yet! A... A..." *drumroll* *this will be the shot heard round the world* *you paid for the whole seat but you'll only need the edge* *DUN DUNA NUH NAH NUH NUH NA...
  14. Tsaalyo Phoenix

    Last Sporting Event You Watched?

    ^ Yes, it was awesome. I was hoping for a Clothesline from Haas though. Lol.
  15. Tsaalyo Phoenix

    Last Sporting Event You Watched?

    ^ Well if you want to trick your viewers into thinking they stepped into some kind of temporal vortex and ended up last week, there's really no other way to do it.
  16. Tsaalyo Phoenix

    Last Sporting Event You Watched?

    I think "alive or dead" is refering to the old, insane masked Kane. Kane last week said that he's dead, but I think Adamle is going to set Kane off, "bringing him back to life." And i'll be there with the "god damn it." If you thought WWE recycled storylines before, wait until the organ...
  17. Tsaalyo Phoenix

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    EVERY wrestler should be in some kind of pant. This is wrestling, not gay porn. The differences are subtle but numerous.
  18. Tsaalyo Phoenix

    Last Sporting Event You Watched?

    It was pretty amusing, how much the crowd just absolutely HATED him. You could tell he was enjoying it. Anyway, I think he'll make a fine GM. He messed up a couple of lines, but keep in mind he just gave a ten minute speech. The best of us would screw that up in front of 14,000 people on our...
  19. Tsaalyo Phoenix

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    This is how I know that Adamle's oafiness is all an act.
  20. Tsaalyo Phoenix

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    I'm a Bethaholic too, lol. There's something strangely attractive about a woman who could rape you if she wanted.
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