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  1. Honky Tonk GOAT

    Daniel Bryan

    Every time I see Daniel Bryan smile or show his teeth at all, I cannot help but think of Harry from Harry & the Henderson’s smiling. Anybody else always think that? Is that why he wears the shirt with the pine trees on it? Because he has the facial structure of a Sasquatch? I mean if u add a...
  2. Honky Tonk GOAT

    NEW Nia Jax entrance theme parody

    I’m sorry, there is one other that always gives me parodical thoughts. Randy Orton‘s theme. I know it’s supposed to be about evil, dark voices that talk to him inside his head, much like that of a serial killer. But I always try to spin it like he’s a delusional paranoid schizophrenic with...
  3. Honky Tonk GOAT

    The Street Profits

    I don’t really care for the team...I don’t get it. I don’t understand the “we want the smoke“ thing. I don’t understand the street profits name. “SP?” Did they get a good deal on a bunch of leftover South Pole gear and they’re trying to get their money out of it cuz it has an SP on it? I...
  4. Honky Tonk GOAT

    Your Unpopular Wrestling Opinions

    There is very little I like about wrestling right now, so let’s see if I can stir up some shit... 1. NXT is straight garbage...unwatchable 2. IIconics were the best women’s tag team of all time 3. Bianca’s nickname of EST is incredibly stupid, because half of the ESTs would be...
  5. Honky Tonk GOAT

    Moments that traumatized you

    The loss that forced the IIconics to disband permanently. They were literally the best, cohesive, gimmicky tag team in women’s history. They are both awful and struggling in singles competition, so in effect is ruining both their careers. Meanwhile they got tag teams that don’t even go...
  6. Honky Tonk GOAT

    Your Current Wrestling Stable

    The Honky Tonk Clan: Alexa Bliss, Lacey Evans, Nia Jax, Naomi, Peyton Royce & Billie Kay (iiconics 4 life), Liv Morgan, Carmella, Sasha Banks, Tegan Nox, Miz, Morrison, Otis, Sheamus, Finn Balor
  7. Honky Tonk GOAT

    Worst Storylines in Wrestling History

    The Seth Rollins vs Rey Mysterio poke your eyeball out match. Winner had to take the losers eyeball out to end the match. I knew that was gonna be a bs match before it even started. Rey holds his hand over his face and then runs off into the corner. The cameras conveniently don’t follow him...
  8. Honky Tonk GOAT

    What would get you interested in wrestling again?

    A good champ? I haven’t seen one in years...
  9. Honky Tonk GOAT

    Do you feel embarrassed to watch wrestling?

    Historically no. Currently yes. Started watching when the belt was transitioning from Sheik to Hogan. I was upset when Hulk lost the belt, but at least Warrior and Macho Man were worthy champs. When the belt started flip flopping between Hitman and Yoko Zuna, I stopped watching for like 10...
  10. Honky Tonk GOAT

    Dark Side of the Ring

    Never seen them rassle, but I’m now a big fan of both Bruiser Brody and New Jack because of the series. Them mfers were crazy!
  11. Honky Tonk GOAT

    Best Entrance Music

    I’ll 2nd Finn and Sasha. I also “liked” the Hardy boys theme and Metalingus, but don’t think they should be considered current anymore. I mean it’s great that he came back from injury, but I just don’t think Grandpa Edge should be the headliner at Wrestlemania 37. It just goes to show how bad...
  12. Honky Tonk GOAT

    NEW Nia Jax entrance theme parody

    I just recently got into making TV theme parodies. It’s something I’ve done for my own amusement my entire life and just recently started recording some and posting on YouTube. I’ve never really done the same thing with wrestling themes, except for adding “fighting to do American stuff” as the...
  13. Honky Tonk GOAT

    Your favorite finishers of all time

    I’ll 2nd the perfect plex and ghetto blaster. The latter always reminded me of Fighter Hayabusa’s “back brain kick” from the original Nintendo Pro Wrestling. I’ll add: Camel Clutch by the Iron Sheik Rock’s Peoples Elbow Razor’s Edge by Razor Ramone and from the greatest intercontinental...
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