total non-stop entertainment ( T N E )

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BM - A ti between the M/E and the 4 man X-div match. Great writing all around.

WM - None

BP - Well Kennedy's was good, but the Tista/Orton take this one.

WP - Chavo joining LAX. I really didn't see that happening. I would expect Chavo asking if LAX made an alliance more then just joining the LAX. You know liek the LWO XD

AC - Pretty good show all around. Your coming kid.

Rate - 8/10

 

[Qwake]

TNE IMPACR PREVIEW!

This week we have a very huge Main event! It will be Randy Orton and Chris Jericho Vs Batista and the Rated R supersta Edge!

The Rising Star Championship 6-pac challenge qualifers will still be going with 2 more huge matches

This week there will also be the very first Carlito's Cabana here in TNE!

Known Card

Randy Orton and Chris Jericho Vs Batista and Edge

Christian Cage Vs Elijah Burke (6-pac qualifier)

Robert Roode Vs Lance Cade (6-pac qualifier)

Tag team number one contenders match
Londrick Vs MCMG Vs Richards and Holly


TNE news and Rumours

The new TNE Superstar will be debuting the first week after No Escape. The new superstar is said to be getting a 1 year contract and TNE management have to free up some money buy terminating a couple of contracts and we do not know who's contracts will be terminated yet...

Rumour has it that the new superstar has worked in Indy's promotions and in a wrestling business known as ROH...

Power 5

#1. Randy Orton - After retaining the title at Extreme Chaos Randy Orton has been very cocky and on a roll, will anybody beat him and take his world title?

#2. Edge - Edge defeated Chris Jericho at Extreme Chaos and his ongoing fued with Y2J has been getting real heated, can Jericho beat him?

#3. Batista - Batista was able to beat Kurt Angle at Extreme Chaos and now he is the number one contender for Randy Orton's title, can he put a stop to Orton's run as champ?

#4. Mr Kennedy - Mr Kennedy was able to defeat Robert Roode getting his first win at a PPV, he then beat Umaga last week to enter the 6-pac challenge, what is next for the young superstar?

#5. Chris Jericho - After a huge match and lose at Extreme Chaos, can Y2J get back on the winning streak?


Remember to check TNE out, it should be up in a few days to come

 

[The Leviathan]

Nice card, Poor Christian he lose a shot for the WHC and now he's for the Rising Title, lol..

Here are my Predictions:

Randy Orton and Chris Jericho Vs Batista and Edge

Christian Cage Vs Elijah Burke (6-pac qualifier)

Robert Roode Vs Lance Cade (6-pac qualifier)

Tag team number one contenders match
Londrick Vs MCMG Vs Richards and Holly

 

[Qwake]

IMPACT


JR: Good evening everybody and welcome to Monday night Impact, what a great show we have for you tonight.

King: Yeah, we have the last two 6-pac challenge qualifying matches and we have a huge Main event here tonight!

JR: Yes, in our main event tonight it will be Chris Jericho and Randy Orton Vs Edge and Batista

King: But right now lets go down to the ring and see what Kurt Angle has to say…

Angle: Last week, I faced CM Punk in the main event and believe it or not, I lost. I know I was as shocked as you are; I was unaware of having a match and had no time to warm up or anything. But that’s the least of my problems, the thing that really makes me angry is how General manager JBL just gave CM Punk the match with out even warning me or anything until my name was called to come down and wrestle, he has been doing that a lot lately like at Extreme Chaos how he just gave Randy Orton the Hardcore match so Bradshaw, get your ass out here right now!

Kurt Angle waits and JBL does not come down

Angle: JBL, hurry up and get your fat ass out here so I can sort out this whole thing! And JBL, never keep an Olympic Goldmedalist waiting!

Kurt Angle keeps waiting and JBL still doesn’t come down to the ring.

Angle: Okay then, if you’re not going to come to me then ill come to you!

Kurt Angle walks up the entrance ramp and gets to the top of the ramp and JBL runs out and hits Angle with a huge clothesline from Hell dropping Kurt Angle down to the hard steel ramp. JBL then starts to hammer away at the Olympic Gold medallist, JBL gets up and grabs the mic.

JBL: How dare you disrespect me and try and embarrass me in front of the crowd like this! You know what Kurt, how about we settle our differences next week, Me Vs you! Ill see you then…

JBL walks off as the refs come out and help Kurt Angle to his feet

JR: Wow, JBL didn’t like the way Kurt Angle was treating him so he attacked him, and now they are going to have a match at No Escape.

King: Yeah, I can’t believe it!

JR: Well you better start believing it King, Now its time for the first match of the night.

Match 1, 6-pac qualifying match
Christian Cage Vs Elijah Burke

They each start the match off staring at one another, they then bind up in the middle of the ring. Christian just manages to over power Elijah Burke, he then pulls Elijah’s head and gets him into a headlock. Elijah Burke pushes Christian Cage off of him and Cage goes running into the ropes, Cage comes running back and he drops Burke with a hard shoulder block, Elijah gets straight back up and runs and drops Christian Cage with a shoulder block of his own. Cage gets back up and starts to stare at Elijah Burke again, they then both begin to trade punches in the middle of the ring. Christian Cage really starts to fire up, he continuously punches Elijah Burke in the face causing Elijah to back down into the ropes. Elijah Burke ducks under the middle rope making the ref pull Christian back to stop him; Burke then gets out of the ropes and walks back into the ring. Burke raises his hand up to Christian Cage for a test of strength, when Cage puts his had up Elijah Burke kicks him in the mid section. Christian Cage bends down a bit holding his stomach as Elijah Burke kicks him in the face and then drops him to the mat with a hard clothesline followed by a pin, 1…2…and Cage kicks out. Elijah Burke picks up Christian Cage and punches him a couple of times before Irish whipping Cage into the ropes, Christian Cage comes running back and Elijah hits him with a hard power slam pin, 1…2…and again Cage manages to kick out. Elijah Burke gets up and starts to taunt Christian Cage as Cage gets up slightly holding his back in pain, Elijah Burke gives Cage a couple of hard shots to the jaw and then pushes him backwards into the turnbuckle. Elijah Burke goes over to the other side of the ring and then runs and jumps at Christian Cage but Cage just moves out of the way in time leaving Burke to go chest first into the hard turnbuckle, Elijah Burke slowly stumbles out from the corner and he is hit with a huge swinging neck breaker by the Instant Classic and then pin, 1…2…and Burke kicks out.

Christian Cage gets up slowly picking Elijah Burke up with him, he punches Burke a couple of times and then gives him a hard knee to the stomach before hitting him with a snap suplex. Elijah Burke rolls around on the mat in pain and then rolls out of the ring, he stands outside the ring holding his back and then out of nowhere Christian Cage comes running and he dives over the top rope and lands right on top of Elijah Burke, they both lie on the ground outside the ring. The ref starts to count them both out, 1…2…3…4…5…and Christian Cage gets up slowly, he picks up Elijah and punches him a couple of times before slamming his head into the hard turnbuckle. Elijah Burke drops down to the hard ground outside the ring as Christian Cage rolls back into the ring, the ref continues counting, 6…7…8…9…and Elijah Burke is saved by Christian Cage rolling back outside the ring. Cage grabs Burke and punches him a couple of times before rolling him back into the ring and then Cage goes for the pin, 1…2…and Elijah Burke just manages to kick out. Christian Cage gets back up and goes down to pick up Elijah Burke but Burke jabs Cage in the eye, Cage walks backwards holding his eye as Elijah gets up still hurting after hitting the turnbuckle. Elijah Burke goes and starts to punch Christian Cage, Burke then kicks Cage in the mid section followed by a hard suplex onto the mat and then the pin, 1…2…and Christian Cage manages to kick out. Elijah Burke gets up as Christian Cage starts to get up while holding his back, Cage tries to get to his feet but Elijah Burke starts to stomp on the head and back of Cage. Cage then gets back up to his feet and Elijah Burke comes running at him, Cage ducks the clothesline from Burke and when Burke turns around Christian Cage jumps up and nails him with a dropkick which knocks him down to the mat. Christian Cage climbs to the top rope as Elijah Burke slowly gets back up, he gets to his feet and Christian Cage dives off the top rope and hits Burke with a huge diving cross body pin, 1…2…and again Elijah Burke just manages to kick out.

Christian Cage gets up and picks Elijah Burke up with him, Burke starts punching Cage and then Cage knees him in the stomach and gets him for a DDT but Elijah counters with an elbow to the face and then clotheslines Christian down to the mat and goes for a pin, 1…2…and Cage kicks out. Elijah Burke gets up and starts to punch Cage while pushing him backwards into the turnbuckle, Elijah Burke then walks back to the other side of the ring. Cage leans against the turnbuckle with his chest holding his hurt back and Elijah Burke runs at him and jumps up for the Elijah Express, Cage is able to drop to the mat just before Burke hits him. Elijah hits the turnbuckle knee’s first and he limps away from the corner, Christian Cage gets up and hits Burke with a hard dropkick knocking him down to the mat. Christian Cage climbs up to the top rope getting ready for the Frog Splash, Then all of a sudden Umaga’s music hits and Cage jumps off the ropes and walks over to the rope closest to the entrabce ramp to look for him, Elijah Burke comes up from behind and rolls Christian Cage up, 1…2…and 3.

Here is your winner, Elijah Burke

King: Elijah Burke just stole the victory, all thanks to Umaga and his mind games with Christian Cage.

JR: Yeah, now Elijah Burke goes through to the 6-pac challenge at No Escape!

King: Tell me about it, another great competitor in the 6-pac challenge; I can’t wait till No Escape JR.

JR: Me either King.

Commercial Break

Todd: Hello everybody, I’m Todd here with Y2J Chris Jericho and the Legend Killer Randy Orton. How do you two feel about facing your two opponents at No Escape here tonight in a tag team match?

Jericho: Well junior, I don’t know about Randy but I sure as hell feel good about it. This will give me a chance to show that ass clown Edge that I can beat him and it will give Randy here a chance to inflict pain on Batista before No Escape.

Orton: I am going to prove to Batista that I am the TNE World Heavyweight Champion for a reason, I and Chris will win here tonight and I am telling you now, we will win our matches at No Escape too.

Todd: How do you guys feel that you will work as a team and how they will work as a team?

Orton: I and Jericho have had our differences in the past back when he thought he could win my title off me but I think we have sorted out all of those issues and as for Edge and Batista, they don’t know each other very well and it doesn’t matter what so ever because when you have the skill and strength of me and a little of Jericho, you cannot beat us!

Jericho: Wait hold on there Orton! Are you trying to tell me that I lost to you and I am not as good or as strong as you?
Well Randy, I could kick your ass any day pal, and soon enough that World title will be mine but as for tonight I am stuck on a team with you so lets just take out our anger on Edge and Batista.

Orton: Okay, whatever you say Jericho…

The two walk off talking as the camera goes back to the commentators

JR: Well I wonder how Chris Jericho and Randy Orton will get on during their match tonight.

King: Yeah and I wonder how Edge and Batista will get along, they have never wrestled together either.

JR: We will find out later tonight, right now its time for out next match.

Match 2 tornado tag, winners face LAX for the tag titles at No Escape
MCMG Vs Londrick Vs Richards and Holly

Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley both start off running at Richards and Holly; they then begin to trade punches as Paul London and Brian Kendrick run over. London and Kendrick grab the MCMG’s from behind and then start to trade punches with them, they then Irish whip them into the ropes and as they get to the ropes Richards and Holly clothesline then over the top leaving them and Londrick in the ring. London and Kendrick then both begin to trade punches with Stevie Richards and Hardcore Holly, Richards and Holly then Irish whip both members of Londrick into the ropes and when they come running back they are both dropped to the mat by hard clotheslines. Paul London and Brian Kendrick both get right back up and then they are knocked straight back down by dropkicks, Holly and Richards then pick up Paul London and they toss him over the ropes down to the hard ground outside the ring. Hardcore Holly and Stevie Richards walk over and pick up Brian Kendrick; they start to throw punches before double Irish whipping him into the turnbuckle. Kendrick stumbles out of the corner holding his back in pain as Richards and Holly grab him and hit him with a hard double hip toss and Holly goes for the pin, 1…2…and Kendrick kicks out. Stevie Richards rolls out of the ring and goes over by Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin and he hits them a couple of times and in the ring Hardcore Holly is chopping the chest of Brian Kendrick causing him to back down into the turnbuckle. On the outside the MCMG’s are kicking Stevie Richards in the mid section hard and then they double dropkick him backwards into the security wall, they then roll into the ring as Hardcore Holly hits Kendrick with a hard snap suplex. Brian Kendrick holds his back while rolling out of the ring; Sabin and Shelley start to kick Hardcore in the mid section hard before Sabin hits his legs from behind and Shelley hits him from the front with a dropkick and Sabin rolls him up, 1…2…and Holly kicks out.

Hardcore Holly slowly gets up and Sabin and Shelley are waiting, Shelley then starts to hammer away at him as Chris Sabin runs off to the ropes, he gets to the ropes but is tripped by Paul London from the outside. Paul London jumps up onto the apron as Alex Shelley runs over to him, he gets to him and he is shouldered in the ribs through the ropes by London. Paul London leaps up onto the ropes and springs off at Shelley who ducks and then Paul London hits Hardcore Holly with a huge hurricanrana, Holly rolls to the side of the ring as London gets up and starts to trade punches with Alex Shelley. Paul London starts to heat up and runs back off the ropes and Shelley also does on the other side of the ring, they run at each other and Shelley goes for a clothesline which London ducks and the next time they bounce off the ropes they both hit each other with cross bodies. Stevie Richards slowly starts to get up on the outside as Hardcore Holly starts to get up inside the ring; Alex Shelley and Paul London both get up only to be knocked straight back down by a hard double clothesline from the Alabama Slammer. Shelley’s slowly gets up and walks into a scoop slam and then London does the same thing, they then both get back up and Stevie Richards rolls back into the ring. Holly lifts Paul London up for the Alabama Slam as Stevie Richards goes for the Super kick on Alex Shelley, Shelley dodges the Super kick and Shelley nails him with a huge swinging neck breaker. Holly starts to spin Paul London around warming up for it but Alex Shelley kicks Hardcore Holy hard in the ribs and then hits him with a huge enziguri, Paul London then rolls down the back of Hardcore Holy and goes for the pin, 1…2…and Shelley just manages to stop it.

Hardcore Holly and Stevie Richards slowly roll out of the ring in pain as Brian Kendrick and Chris Sabin are fighting on the outside until they both roll back into the ring. London and Kendrick grab Shelley and Sabin and then they all start to hammer away at each other, London and Kendrick both Irish whip them into a turnbuckle on the opposite side and then run and hit them with hard clotheslines sandwiching them into the corners that they are in. They then both hit Shelley and Sabin with Monkey flips from the corners but Sabin and Shelley are able to land on their feet in the middle of the ring, London and Kendrick turn around and walk backwards into huge dropkicks knocking them back into the turnbuckles. Alex Shelley jumps up and hits Paul London with a frankinsteiner while on the other side Chris Sabin jumps up and hits Brian Kendrick with a huge springboard enziguri. They each go for the pin at the same time, 1…2…but London and Kendrick both manage to kick out. On the outside Richards and Holly slowly get to their feet so Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin run and dive over the ropes hitting both with a cross body and flip over the rope at the same time and they all fall to the ground. The Motor City Machine guns get up and roll back into the ring and then London and Kendrick both get back up. They start to hammer away at Sabin and Shelley and then drop them both to the mat with dropkicks, the MCMG’s get back up and Brian Kendrick grabs a hold of Chris Sabin and gets ready for Slice Bread #2 as Paul London cross bodies Alex Shelley and they both fall out of the ring through the ropes. Brian Kendrick goes for the Slice Bread but Sabin pushes Kendrick off and when Brian Kendrick turns around Chris Sabin nails him with the Cradle shot and pin, 1…2…and 3.

Here are your winners, The Motor City Machine Guns

JR: Here are the number one contenders for the tag team titles King.

King: Yeah, they are looking to win those tag titles off of the Latin American Xchange!

JR: That will defiantly be a hard challenge for them, now lets go backstage with AJ Styles and Todd.

Todd: Next week there will be a X-Division number one contender match to determine who faces you at No Escape, what are your thoughts?

AJ: Well Todd, I don’t really care to be perfectly honest. Whoever wins next week will have the privilege to face me for the title at No Escape but I know for a fact that they will not beat me, whether it’s Petey Williams, Christopher Daniels, Jeff Hardy or that jerk Chavo Gurerro.

Todd: Okay what was with Chavo walking out after you successfully defended your title?

AJ: I don’t know, he really wants my X-Division title so he is trying to play mind games with me. Sorry Chavo but you will never win this title off me!

AJ walks off as Chavo walks up to Todd

Todd: Well Chavo seen as though you’re here, how do you feel about not being in the X-Division number one contenders match next week?

Chavo: What! I’m not in the match! Why wouldn’t JBL put me in the match?

Todd: I don’t know Chavo, maybe you just havnt done enough in TNE yet…

Chavo: Well if that’s the reason I better do something about that!
Or maybe JBL likes AJ Styles and he knows if he puts me in a match with him I will win his title quick and easy!
Well ill give JBL a damn good reason to give me a match with AJ with the X-Division title, hehehe…

Todd: Whatever you say Chavo.

Chavo: What the hell do you mean whatever I say?!

Chavo slaps Todd and then walks off

JR: Well Chavo really wants the title, hes going to have to earn it though.

King: Yeah, and I had know idea there would be an X-Division number one contenders match next week.

JR: Me either King…

Commercial Break

Match 3
Kane Vs Double X in a 2 on 1 match

Senshi and Elix Skipper start off the match running at the big red machine and throwing punches at him, Kane then pushes them both off in the face causing them to fall over. They both get back up and run at Kane and Kane drops the both a the same time with a hard clothesline, they both get back up holding their heads as Kane starts to hit them with some huge Haymakers and Uppercuts knocking them around all over the ring. Kane continues to hit them and then he grabs Senshi and Irish whips him into the ropes and when he gets back to Kane he drops Senshi with a huge big boot, Kane then does the same to Elix Skipper. He picks up Senshi and Skipper and then starts to punch them again before smashing there heads together, Kane then Irish whips them both into the turnbuckle. Kane runs and leaps up into the air and lands down into hit two opponents, they each stumble out of the corner and Kane lifts them both up and slams them both down at the same time with huge side slams. Senshi and Skipper slowly get up holding their backs and faces while Kane is on the top rope, Kane jumps off and drops them at the same time with a double handed diving clothesline. Again Senshi and Skipper slowly get back up holding their sore parts and then Kane lifts the both up and slams them both down at the same time with devastating chokeslams! Kane then goes for the pin on both of them, 1…2…and 3.

Here is your winner, Kane!

JR: Nice little victory for Kane two weeks before No Escape where he defends his Rising Star title against 5 other men.

King: Yeah that will be good for him after losing to Carlito last week.

JR: Tell me about it, now ladies and gentlemen its time for Carlito’s Cabana…

Carlito’s Cabana

Carlito: Hello everybody and welcome to the first ever Carlito’s Cabana here in TNE! I have two guests tonight, and both of them will have qualified and will be in the same match as me at No Escape. That’s right they are each in the 6-pac challenge in case some of you stupid fans did not catch on to what I said, give it up for my First guest CM Punk. (Crowd cheers)

Carlito: Punk, I’m really surprised at you beating Kurt Angle and making it into the 6-pac challenge after you lost our match at Extreme Chaos but you managed to somehow fluke a win and now you are in it. So Punk, do you really think you have a chance of winning two weeks from now?

Punk: Well Carlito it was pretty hard to win at Extreme Chaos having a loser such as yourself on my team and as far as the 6-pac challenge goes, I am going to beat down anyone in my way. I don’t care if they are apple eaters from the Caribbean or Big Monsters, if you get in my way you will get hurt and that title is as good as mine!

Carlito: I’m sorry to tell you this Punk but you are sadly mistaken, you see when it comes to winning championship belts I am a master at it. In my first pro wrestling match that was televised I won a title and I will win my next major title at No Escape, and just because you are what you call “straight Edge” does not make you better then me Punk!

Punk: Yeah I know Carlito. Me being Straight Edge doesn’t make me better then you, but my Skill, strength and desire to be the very best is what makes me better then you…

Mr Kennedy’s music hits and cuts Punk out

Kennedy: alright you to shut up its time for a real man to talk. You two claim to be victorious at No Escape, ha-ha there is no chance of that happening what so ever. You see Carlito, Punk, Not only am I going to win at No Escape but I am going to have to pin you two men to do it and then I will take what is right fully mine and that is the Rising Star Championship! So if you two kids are done arguing I would like to get back to my locker.

Punk: Kennedy, you have had what, 3 or 4 shots at the title now? I have not competed for the title once and neither has Carlito so if there is one man who will defiantly have no chance in winning at No Escape it is you!

Carlito: I agree with that but that still does not mean that you are going to win Punk. I beat the current holder of the Rising Star Championship so that means that it will be even easier to beat you guys.

Kennedy: Well I had to beat the Samoan Bulldozer to qualify for the 6-pac challenge and he is crazy and strong, just look at what he done to Christian Cage after I beat him. As for me losing to Kane goes, I never lost to him one on one there was always someone else in the match waiting to screw it up for me like Robert Roode for instance, if he wasn’t in my matches I would have beaten Kane.

Punk: Oh sure Kennedy, you act like you two had hard opponents, did you see who I had to face to qualify? I had to beat the Olympic gold medallist Kurt Angle! So if anyone had an actual challenge to qualify for the 6-pac challenge it was me.

Carlito: That is it! I am sick of you two American pieces of Crap!

Carlito picks up an apple and walks up to Kennedy and Punk who are getting ready to hit Carlito.
JBL then comes up on the big screen

JBL: Settle down you 3, I can’t have you all brawling that would ruin the show so how about you settle this in a match…Next Week!!!

They all walk away backstage…

Commercial Break

JR: We’re back here on Impact and moments ago JBL made some huge plans for next week between Carlito, Mr Kennedy and CM Punk.

King: Yeah, we don’t know if anyone else will be involved all we know is there will be a match and it sounds big!

JR: That’s right and now its time for the next 6-pac challenge qualifying match…

Match 4
Robert Roode Vs Lance Cade

They each start the match off staring at one another, they then bind up in the middle of the ring to test each others strength. Lance Cade is able to overpower Robert Roode and then Roode backs down into the turnbuckle while Cade starts to punch him, Lance Cade moves back and then runs and dives at Robert Roode but Roode moves out of the way leaving Lance Cade to fall down hard onto the top of the turnbuckle. Lance Cade stumbles out of the corner holding his chest as Robert Roode runs and drops him down to the mat with a hard clothesline followed by a quick pin by Roode, 1…and Cade quickly kicks out. Lance Cade and Robert Roode both quickly get up and they begin to trade punches, Cade starts to build up momentum but it is cut dead by Robert Roode kicking Cade in the mid section. Robert Roode then starts to hammer away at Lance Cade backing him up into the corner, Roode then Irish whips Cade across to the other side of the ring and Robert Roode runs down and as Cade stumbles out holding his back Roode tosses Lance Cade over his shoulders. Lance Cade gets up holding his back which is slightly hurt and Roode starts to hammer away at the face of Cade again, Roode then jumps up and knocks Cade over with a dropkick followed by a pin, 1…2…and Cad gets a quick kick out at 2. Robert Roode starts to stomp on the face and back of Lance Cade and Cade tries to get up but Roode stomps on his hand and then picks him up, Robert Roode then grabs Cade and lifts him up and slams him down with a hard scoop slam followed by another pin, 1…2…and again Cade kicks out. Lance Cade quickly gets up shaking his hand and holding onto his back as he sees Robert Roode running at him for a clothesline, Lance Cade ducks out of the way and Roode runs right over the top of him. Robert Roode goes running and he bounces off the ropes and comes running back and when he turns around he is hit with a huge big boot to the face by Cade followed up by a pin, 1…2…and Roode just kicks out.

Lance Cade gets up still slightly holding his back and he starts to stomp on the face and arm of Robert Roode, he then picks Roode up and continuously punches him followed up by an Irish whip. Robert Roode bounces off the ropes and he gets back to Lance Cade who drops him straight down to the mat from a hard lariat forearm to the face and then Cade goes for another pin, 1…2…and again Roode manages to kick out. Robert Roode slowly gets back up to his feet and Lance Cade starts to punch him in the stomach and then starts to give Roode some hard haymakers before hitting him with a swing neck breaker and the Cade goes for another pin, 1…2…and Roode kicks out in the nick of time. Lance Cade gets up and he reaches down to pick up Robert Roode and Roode starts to throw punches, he then gets right back up to his feet and continues to hammer away at Cade. Robert Roode then knees Lance Cade in the mid section a couple of times and then he Irish whips Cade into the ropes, Lance Cade comes running back and Cade goes for a big boot which Roode ducks and then Robert Roode lifts Cade up and hits him with a back body drop followed by a pin, 1…2…and Lance Cade just kicks out. Both men slowly get up holding their backs and then they each begin to trade punches, both men go punch for punch and then finally Robert Roode blocks one of Cades punches and pokes Cade in the eye. Robert Roode runs back off the ropes and runs at Lance Cade and Lance Cade grabs him and lifts him up and slams him down with a huge spine buster followed by a pin, 1…2…and Roode somehow kicks out. Lance Cade gets a little frustrated; he grabs Robert Roode and lifts him up. He punches Roode a couple of times and then runs back off the ropes, Lance Cade goes for his finishing move, the lariat clothesline but Roode drops to the mat to avoid it. Lance Cade turns around after missing the lariat and Robert Roode grabs him and nails him with the Pay Off! Roode then goes for the pin, 1…2…and 3.

Here is your winner, Robert Roode

King: And here is our final contestant in the 6-pac challenge at No Escape!

JR: Your damn right King, I wonder what the other 5 men will be thinking now about Robert Roode being added to the match.

King: I’m not sure but look JR, up at the big screen.

Up on the big screen it shows a superstar doing moves…

Voice over guy: One of the Toughest! Fastest and Craziest athletes of all time! Is coming to TNE!!!

JR: Wow King, I wonder who it is?

King: Me to JR. and this new superstar will be debuting in three weeks, I can’t wait!

JR: He will make a huge Impact on the TNE roster, and now ladies and gentlemen its time for our main event!

Main Event
Chris Jericho and Randy Orton Vs Batista and Edge

Chris Jericho and Batista get into the ring and they each start the match, they both bind up in the middle of the ring. Batista easily overpowers Chris Jericho so Jericho breaks the grip and walks back, Y2J then binds back up with Batista and again Batista overpowers him. Chris Jericho starts to get angry, he then walks back up to Batista and goes for a cheap kick to the mid section but Batista reads it and catches the foot of Jericho. Batista holds Jericho by the leg and starts to drag him backwards; he then pushes Chris Jericho back into the turnbuckle and starts to give him some hard shoulders to the mid section. Batista continues to shoulder Y2J Chris Jericho in the mid section and then starts to give him some hard knees to the stomach, Jericho slowly stumbles out of the corner holding his stomach and Batista drops him with a hard clothesline followed by a quick pin, 1…2…and Chris Jericho kicks out. Jericho gets straight back up and walks over to Batista still holding his stomach and Batista starts to hammer away at Jericho, he then Irish whips Chris Jericho into the ropes and when Jericho gets to the ropes he makes a quick tag to Randy Orton and holds onto the ropes and quickly gets out of the ring. Randy Orton gets into the ring and Batista goes and tags in the rated R superstar Edge, Edge gets into the ring and binds up with Randy Orton in the middle of the ring. Randy Orton just manages to overpower Edge and he starts to push Edge backwards into the turnbuckle holding his face and the ref tells Orton to back down, as Orton backs away he slaps Edge In the face to disrespect him. Randy Orton walks back out into the middle of the ring and does not see Edge run out behind his back, Randy turns around and Edge starts to throw punches to the face of the TNE World Heavyweight Champion. Edge then gives Orton a couple of knees to the mid section followed by a hard snap suplex from Edge, Edge then goes for the pin, 1…2…and Randy Orton kicks out.

Edge gets up and picks up Randy Orton who is still holding his back in pain; Edge gives him a couple more punches to the face before Irish whipping Orton into the turnbuckle. Randy hits his back hard and then Edge comes running at Orton and he goes for a spear while Orton is in the corner but Randy Orton is able to move out of the way leaving Edge to run into the turnbuckle but Edge puts his hands up and is able to stop in time. Randy Orton runs down and dives for the tag to Chris Jericho as Edge slowly walks over and tags in The Animal Batista, Chris Jericho quickly runs at Batista and starts to throw punches but Batista just pushes Y2J back. Chris Jericho runs straight back at Batista and continues to punch him, Jericho then jumps up and hits Batista with a dropkick knocking him backwards to the ropes. Batista leans against the ropes trying to catch his breath as Chris Jericho runs at Batista once more, Batista lifts Chris Jericho with one shoulder and tosses Y2J over the top rope and Jericho manages to land on his feet outside the ring in front of the announcers table, Chris Jericho then reaches in and grabs the leg of Batista and pulls it but Batista kicks Jericho off and then out of nowhere Edge comes flying off the apron and he hits Jericho with a hard clothesline from off the apron dropping Jericho down to the hard ground outside the ring. Batista rolls outside the ring and rolls Jericho back into the ring, Batista then gets into the ring as Jericho is crawling to Randy Orton. Batista grabs the foot of Chris Jericho and pulls him back into the ring and drags him over to Edge whom Batista tags in. Edge gets in and starts to hammer away at Chris Jericho, he then picks him up and Edge nails him with a huge swing neck breaker followed by a pin, 1…2…and Jericho manages to kick out.

Edge walks over to a hurt Chris Jericho who is lying helpless on the mat, Edge then bends down to pick him up and Jericho pokes Edge in the eye. Edge grabs his eye as Y2J Chris Jericho slowly makes his way over to Randy Orton, Edge walks after Jericho and grabs one of his legs and starts to pull him back but Chris Jericho is able to jump up and nails Edge with an enziguri and while falling Jericho makes the tag to the World Champ, Randy Orton. Orton quickly gets into the ring and starts to stomp on the body of Edge, Orton then picks Edge up and gives him a couple of hard punches and hard European uppercuts. Randy Orton then grabs Edge and hits him with a huge inverted back breaker, Edge drops to the ground rolling around holding his back. Randy Orton then lifts Edge up and places him on the second rope while holding his head and Randy Orton drops Edge with a huge DDT followed by a pin, 1…2…and Edge just manages to kick out. Edge lies on the mat holding his back and head still as Randy Orton continues to stomp on Edge, he then gets down ready for an RKO. Edge slowly gets up to his feet and turns around and Orton jumps up for it but Edge pushes Orton off into the ropes, Randy turns around to come running back and Edge hits him with a huge DDT. Randy lies on the mat holding his head as Edge slowly makes his way over to Batista, Randy gets back up to his feet just as Edge makes the tag to the Animal Batista. Batista gets into the ring as Orton runs at him and he clotheslines him to the mat, Chris Jericho then runs in and is also hit with a clothesline. Randy Orton gets up and is punched a couple of times and he falls backwards into the turnbuckle as Y2J Chris Jericho gets back up and is Irish whipped into Randy Orton, Batista then runs and sandwiches them together in the corner causing them both to drop down onto the mat. Chris Jericho rolls out of the ring leaving both of the legal men, Randy Orton slowly gets back up and then out of nowhere he hits Batista with a huge inverted back breaker followed by a pin, 1…2…and Batista manages to kick out.

Randy Orton gets up and starts to stomp on Batista, he then picks up Batista and Batista drops him with a hard clothesline and they both fall to the mat. Edge and Chris Jericho both get up to the aprons, Batista makes the tag to Edge as Randy Orton gets back up to his feet and turns around and hits Edge with a dropkick knocking him to the mat. Chris Jericho runs around the ring over to Batista and he pulls him off the apron causing Batista to hit his head on the apron, meanwhile in the ring Edge and Orton get up and out of nowhere Edge goes for a Spear but Randy Orton is able to roll out of the way and when Edge comes running back he is nailed with a huge RKO! Pin by Randy Orton, 1…2…and 3.

Here are you winners, Chris Jericho and Randy Orton!

JR: OMG, Orton and Jericho were able to pick up the victory.

King: Yeah, what a confidence boost for both men, and Batista and Edge really won’t be happy about this!

JR: I know King…Join us next week on Monday night Impact!

 

[The Rated R CMStar]

BM: Christian vs Elijah, it was good in the same level of the main event, and because I enjoy singles matches better, I am giving the edge to the Christian Cage vs Elijah Burke match.

WM: None, you have really improved on this.

BP: The opening one with Kurt Angle and JBL. You managed to nail Angle in character during his promo, altough Bradshaw could have done it better, maybe more lines for him, it was good.

WP: The interview with Y2J and Randy. Chris Jericho is an egomaniac, he should have not cared about what happened to Randy and stuff, and just worried about taking care of Edge, even if he was a face.

AC: It was a good show, Your match writting really has improved, the promos were better than last week, but can still get better.

Check out BTW, Souled Out PPV has been posted

 

[Headfirst For Hardcore]

BM - I liked the Main Event. It was very dynamic in getting things over, and it was a good match even without the story behind it.

WM - N/A. Kane vs Double X was good because it also told a nice story, so I'm not calling it a bad match.

BP - Carlito's Cabana was good. I liked his dialogue with Punk and Kennedy, good job on that part.

WP - Like CMS said, Jericho and Randy was a little awkward b/c Y2J wasn't in character, something he wouldn't say.

AC - Good show again man. I'm really looking forward to who's coming in 3 weeks, you already have Y2J, so there goes my theory. Everything was booked well, and you're progressing into a better writer every single show.

 

[Qwake]

TNE IMPACT PREVIEW

Known Card for this weeks Impact...

Kurt Angle and a partner of his choice Vs JBL and A partner of his choice
Who will these two men choose to win their match and get the upper hand for their matches at No Escape?

Christopher Daniels Vs Jeff Hardy Vs Petey Williams

The winner of this match will be the new number one contender for AJ Styles X-Division title and face him at No Escape...

Kane, Mr Kennedy and CM Punk Vs Carlito, Elijah Burke and Robert Roode
Which three superstars will be victorious just days before the 6-pac challenge for Kanes TV title?

TNE news

TNE is said that this weeks Impact have been rated one of the best Impacts ever done...

The new superstar will be debuting soon and the following superstars have been released for this new superstar to be signed:
Santino Marella
Velvet Sky


OOC: The show will be up in a couple of days, it is done but I will post it at a later date while I work on No Escape...

 

[JHar888]

It's my first time reading, but I must say, nice preview. The preview lacks detail and the descriptions are too short, but besides that, you did a nice job. I'll be reading.

 

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

I'll be sure to check this out.

 

[Hometown Kid]

Yup solid preview looking forward to this weeks show!

 

[McLovin]

alexmoss12 TNE Review

I didn't know you had posted another show, so this is a review of TNA Impact of last weeks. :smile_1:

Best Match: Kurt Angle vs. CM Punk. Two of my favourite wrestlers and you amde a very good match out of this. Before I went and clicked on this BTB I was a bit cautious as to what I might see, but I never knew you were as good as you are.

Worst Match: None, all were of good quality.

Best Promo: Opener

Worst Promo: Read Additional Comments

Additional Comments: As I said earlier I didn't expect you to be this good, but after reading that show the only reason you aren't one of the top bookers is as CT Styles pointed out. Your Promos. But as any Booker if they put in the efoort they improve. So hopefully with a bit more effort your Promos will be better.

Cheap Plug: Check out WWE: Bringing Back The Attitude. Smackdown 25.07 has just been posted.

 

[Evil Austin]

looks great... your writing has really improved since the beginning of this BTB and well at the beginning I was loosing interest in this and had not read alot of this BTB but this is turning out good.. Ill drop a review on the next show and also feel free to drop a review on WAW I should have a show up before an hour...

 

[Qwake]

TNE IMPACT!!!


JR: Good evening everybody and welcome to Impact, I’m JR here with Jerry “the king” Lawler and what a show it shall be tonight.

King: that’s right King and this is going to be one of the biggest Impacts ever, here is a list of the matches on tonight’s show. There will be a 6-man tag match between the 6 men in the 6-pac challenge next week, which is what JBL had in mind last week. Batista will also go one on one with the Samoan Bulldozer Umaga, and in the main event tonight it will be Kurt Angle and a partner of his choice Vs JBL and a partner of his choice.

JR: Indeed it will be a magnificent night tonight and now let’s go to Y2J Chris Jericho in the ring with the highlight reel.

Jericho: Welcome everybody to a very special edition of the highlight reel, I am your host, the man who will beat Edge this coming Sunday, Y2J Chris Jericho! Now guys, isn’t it good to be back on the highlight reel instead of being on the piece of shit, the cutting Edge! Well I am glad to be back and my guest tonight just so happens to be the man I will defeat next week, Edge…(crowd cheers) I don’t know why all of you pathetic people are cheering I mean, its about time you have given me a big cheer since I have been out here (crowd boo). Now this next clip is for all of the Jericho-holic’s out their whether you are in the crowd or at home, check this out.

It shows a video package of last week where Edge and Batista lose to Randy Orton and Chris Jericho with Edge being the one who was pinned.

Jericho: ha-ha, Oh man I could watch that all day…So Edge, if you aren’t to embarrass after losing last week could you please come down to the ring.

Edge’s music hits and he slowly walks out the ring

Edge: yeah yeah very funny Jericho but you and I both know that you and that little weasel Randy Orton had to cheat to win that match and nearly every other match. If it wasn’t for you being in the ring when you weren’t the legal man or you jabbing our eyes or any other moves like that then me and the animal Batista would have kicked your asses!

Jericho: what, did you just call me a cheater? I have never cheated in my entire wrestling career, not once! Edge we all know that you are just a little depressed after costing you and Batista the match last week…I tell you what junior, I do what I have to do o win a match so if I have to do whatever it takes to beat you at No Escape then so be it.

Edge: Jericho, how could I be the depressed one? I mean, you’re the guy who has lost to me what, 2 or 3 times now and one of those loses was at a PPV. You have only beaten me once and it wasn’t even you who pinned me in the ring so I am pretty sure that you are the depressed one here chump.

Jericho: Well I’m not and at No Escape Edge I will make you tap out right in the middle of the ring and maybe then you will get it through your thick Canadian head that I am better than you! I am stronger (flex’s muscles), I am sexier (poses) and I am just straight better than you!

Edge: Well see about that!

Edge runs at Chris Jericho and Jericho drops down to the mat and rolls out the ring in a hurry, Edge stands in the ring throwing things around and then after Jericho has gone Edge leaves…

JR: Things are still heating up between these two don’t you think King.

King: Hell yeah JR, I wonder who will be victorious at No Escape…

JR: Me too King, both men are very talented and I am really excited about their match. I hope it will be as good as their last or better.

King: Yeah and now its time for our first match of the night…

Match 1 6-man tag
Kane, Mr Kennedy and CM Punk Vs Carlito, Elijah Burke and Robert Roode

Carlito and CM Punk decide to start the match off for each team; they bind up with each other in the middle of the ring. They try to overpower each other for a while and then finally Carlito manages to get the upper hand and he starts to push CM Punk backwards into the ropes, they get to the ropes and then CM Punk pushes Carlito off sending him down to the other side of the ring and when Carlito comes running back he is dropped by a hard clothesline. Carlito gets right back up onto his feet and CM Punk starts to punch and then Carlito starts to fight back, Carlito then Irish whips CM Punk down to the other side of the ring and Carlito follows him down and then when Punk goes to run back off the ropes he is dropped to the mat with a clothesline. Carlito and Punk move back into the middle of the ring and they begin to trade punches, they then start to chop each others chest with CM Punk starting to fire up. CM Punk continues to chop the chest of Carlito but then Carlito begins to knee CM Punk in the mid section, Carlito goes and bounces off the ropes as does CM Punk, they then both run up and hit each other with a cross body at the same time dropping then both down to the mat. They each begin to crawl over to their corners to make the tag to one of their partners, Carlito gets to Elijah Burke and makes the tag as CM Punk gets to Mr Kennedy and also makes the tag. Elijah Burke quickly runs over and hits Mr Kennedy off the apron just before he gets into the ring and then Burke punches CM Punk off the apron too, Kennedy and Punk slowly get up on the outside and then Kennedy slowly rolls back into the ring. Kennedy tries to get back up to his feet but Elijah Burke starts to stomp on the back of Mr Kennedy, he then picks Kennedy up and hits him with a quick snap suplex followed by a pin, 1…2…and Kennedy kicks out.

Elijah Burke gets up and stomps on Mr Kennedy a couple more times before picking him up and Irish whipping him into the turnbuckle, Kennedy stumbles out of the turnbuckle holding his back as Burke runs at him, Burke goes for a clothesline but Mr Kennedy ducks and drop toe holds Elijah Burke who trips into the middle part of the turnbuckle. Elijah Burke slowly gets up holding his face as Mr Kennedy gives him a couple of hard punches to the head and then hits him with a scoop slam followed by a pin, 1…2…and Burke kicks out. Elijah Burke gets up still slightly holding his face as Kennedy continues to punch Burke, he then pushes Elijah backwards into the corner of Mr Kennedy’s tag team partners and he tags in CM Punk. Punk gets in and starts to hammer away at Elijah Burke with Mr Kennedy, they then hit him with a hard double hip toss followed by the pin by Punk, 1…2…and again Burke kicks out. CM Punk picks up Elijah Burke who is holding onto his lower back as CM Punk repetitively punches and kicks him, he then gives him some thunderous kicks to the hips and hits him with a cross body. CM Punk gets back up and starts to run to the ropes as Burke gets back up, Punk gets to Burke as he’s back to his feet so he quickly drops back down to the mat and CM Punk jumps over him and continues running over to the other side, Elijah Burke gets back up and walks over to where Punk had just run. CM Punk turns around to run backwards and Elijah Burke hits him with an arm drag, Punk gets back up and runs into a hard clothesline from Elijah Burke dropping him to the mat and then Burke goes and tags in Robert Roode.

CM Punk slowly gets up and Robert Roode rushes into the ring and starts to hammer away at him, he then starts to knee him in the mid section followed by an Irish whip into the ropes and when CM Punk comes running back Robert Roode lifts him and tosses him over his shoulders leaving Punk to fall down hard onto his back. CM Punk gets up holding his back in a lot of pain and Robert Roode sees him holding his back so he hits Punk with a scoop slam and then goes for a quick pin, 1…2…and CM Punk manages to kick out. CM Punk lies on the mat resting while he’s holding his hurt back and Robert Roode starts to stomp on his back and then he picks CM Punk up and Irish whips him hard into the turnbuckle, Punk still holds his back and then Robert Roode garbs CM Punk and starts to hit Punk in the back hard followed up with a hard back suplex and then another pin, 1…2…and once again Punk kicks out. Robert Roode goes and picks up CM Punk and pulls him over to the corner where Carlito and Elijah Burke stand, he makes the tag to Carlito who gets into the ring and double suplex’s Punk with Roode. Carlito starts to hammer away at the face and back of CM Punk, Carlito then hits Punk with a dropkick which knocks him backwards into the turnbuckle and Punk drops to the mat holding his back in pain, Carlito then goes for a pin, 1…2…and again CM Punk manages to kick out. Carlito walks over to pick up Punk and CM Punk gets up and starts fighting, he starts to hammer away at the face of Carlito and then knee’s him in the stomach and drops Carlito with a huge enziguri followed by a quick pin, 1…2…and Carlito kicks out.

Carlito slowly gets up in a daze as CM Punk crawls over to his corner, Carlito gets to his feet just as CM Punk makes the tag to the big red machine, Kane! Kane runs in and clotheslines Carlito straight down to the mat and then Robert Roode and Elijah Burke run at him, Kane then drops Roode and Burke at the same time with hard clotheslines. Carlito gets back up and he is just tossed over the shoulders of Kane and then Kane does the exact same thing with Elijah Burke and Robert Roode at the same time, Roode and Burke roll out of the ring over to their corner. Kane then walks over to Carlito and picks him up, he gives him some huge haymakers and then starts to lay into Carlito with numerous punches. Kane continues to punch Carlito making him back down into the turnbuckle, Kane grabs a hold of him and then throws him a cross the ring onto the mat. Carlito gets up slowly holding his back as Kane runs over and drops him with a huge big boot to the face, Kane then goes down for the pin, 1…2…and Carlito manages to kick out as Burke and Roode run into the ring. They start to attack Kane from behind and then manage to knock him down to the mat, Roode and Burke then get out onto the apron and Carlito makes the tag to Robert Roode. Roode runs in at Kane who is on one knee and then all of a sudden Kane hits him with a huge side slam, CM Punk and Mr Kennedy come running through the ring over to Carlito and Burke and they all start to brawl on the outside. Robert Roode slowly gets up and stumbles right into a devastating Choke slam by the big red machine who goes for the pin, 1…2…and 3.

Here are your winners, CM Punk, Mr Kennedy and Kane!

JR: Wow, what a win for these three men going into No Escape…

King: Yeah, this could really help their confidence for the 6-pac challenge match next week, it could also make the other three lose confidence.

JR: tell me about it King, and what a match that will be next week.

Commercial Break

The camera then goes backstage to Christian Cage

Cage: Umaga, two weeks ago after you lost your match to Mr Kennedy you came backstage and attacked me! Last week it was my chance to make it into the 6-pac challenge and then you distracted me during my match which made me lose to Elijah Burke! Umaga, you have screwed with me for the last time and if you think that you’re going to just walk away from this without a fight then you are wrong! Because I promise you this Umaga, if anyone ever attacks Christian Cage or makes me lose an important match doesn’t just walk away from it, no, they get their asses kicked and then they regret it! I was screwed out of winning the title from Randy Orton so many times and then I finally slipped up and lost and now you are making me lose matches and I am sick of it, and I am going to do something about it, in a match! So Umaga, if you can even understand what I am saying, me Vs you next week at No Escape!

JBL walks over and grabs the microphone off Christian Cage

JBL: Hold on their Christian, you see you do not make the matches around here, I do! And if there is to be a match I will make it, but I have a little proposition for you. You see Christian tonight in the main event it will be Kurt Angle and a partner of his choice Vs me and a partner of my choice and at the moment I have no partner. Christian, if you team with me tonight you will be sure to have that match against Umaga at No Escape so, what do you say?

Cage: Well Bradshaw, I accept! I will do anything to get my hands on the Samoan pile of crap! Umaga, you may be big and you may be strong but when I have all my peeps by my side there is no way that you can ever beat me! And if you didn’t know, Now you know!!!

JR: Well now we have another great match on our hands at No Escape!

King: Yeah JR, and also we know who JBL’s partner for tonight will be, Christian Cage!

JR: Yeah and what a match that will be, now its time for our next match…

Match 2 X-division number one contender match
Christopher Daniels Vs Jeff Hardy Vs Petey Williams

The match begins and all three men start to eye up their opponents, Christopher Daniels and Petey Williams then both run at Jeff Hardy and they start to hammer away at his face and body. They continue to hit him and then Hardy backs down into the turnbuckle, Daniels and Williams double Irish whip him from one turnbuckle in the ring down to the other and Hardy stumbles out only to be double dropkicked by the two men. Jeff Hardy drops down to the mat and then rolls out of the ring, Daniels and Williams then bind up in the middle of the ring. Petey Williams overpowers Christopher Daniels and he pulls him down into a headlock, Daniels pushes him back slowly into the ropes and then pushes him off, Petey Williams is sent running down to the ropes on the other side of the ring and when he turns around to run back Daniels is there to hit with a hard arm drag. Petey Williams quickly gets up and runs at Christopher Daniels and again Daniels hits him with an arm drag this time going for a pin after it, 1…and Petey Williams gets a quick kick out. Petey Williams gets up and stumbles into the turnbuckle and then Daniels runs at him and goes for a monkey flip but as Williams flips through the air he lands on his feet and continues to run and bounce off the ropes, Daniels then gets back up to his feet and turns around only to be knocked down by a clothesline from Petey Williams followed by a quick pin, 1…and this time Christopher Daniels gets the quick kick out. Jeff Hardy gets up on the outside and rolls back into the ring and dropkicks Petey Williams in the chest knocking him backwards through the middle rope, Jeff then picks up Christopher Daniels and starts to punch him in the face. Hardy continues to punch and kick Daniels and then he nails Daniels with a huge spinning wheel kick to the face dropping him to the mat, Daniels slowly rolls over a bit into the bottom of the turnbuckle to try and pull himself up and use it as leverage but Jeff Hardy quickly runs and springs up off the turnbuckle and dropkicks Christopher Daniels right in the face. Daniels rolls around in pain holding his face as Hardy goes for the pin, 1…2…and Daniels kicks out.

Jeff Hardy stands in the middle of the ring stomping on the face of Christopher Daniels, he then picks Daniels up and starts to punch him. Hardy runs back and bounces off the ropes and then starts to run at Daniels, Hardy dives at Christopher Daniels for a cross body but then all of a sudden Daniels drops down a bit and hits Jeff Hardy with a power slam followed by a quick pin, 1…2…and Jeff kicks out. Jeff Hardy gets up slightly holding his back and Christopher Daniels comes over and hits him with a huge dropkick which knocks Hardy backwards into the turnbuckle, Daniels then runs up and dives up onto Jeff Hardy sandwiching him into the corner and then Hardy drops down to the mat. Christopher Daniels then climbs up onto the top rope as Jeff Hardy starts to get back up to his feet, Daniels is about to jump out at Hardy but then Petey Williams jumps up onto the apron and pushes Daniels off out into the ring and Jeff Hardy hits him with a jaw breaker while he was falling from the top rope. Christopher rolls out of the ring holding his face while Petey Williams jumps over the top rope and grabs Jeff Hardy’s head and as Petey hits the mat Hardy’s head hits his knee, Williams then goes for the pin, 1…2…and Hardy manages to kick out. Jeff Hardy slowly gets up holding his head as Petey Williams comes over punching and kicking Jeff Hardy, he then knees hardy in the mid section and drops him with a DDT followed by a pin, 1…2…and again Jeff Hardy is able to kick out. Petey Williams slowly gets up picking up Hardy with him, Hardy pushes Williams off and Williams moves backwards to the ropes, Jeff Hardy then runs up and clotheslines him over the top rope and Hardy also falls over but he holds onto the ropes and swings himself back over into the ring. Jeff Hardy then sees Christopher Daniels getting up on the outside next to Petey Williams who had landed on his feet, while they are fighting on the outside Jeff Hardy runs up and flips right over the top rope landing on Daniels and Williams.

All men lie on the outside in pain, Jeff Hardy is the first to get up and he rolls back into the ring slightly holding his back. Petey Williams and Christopher Daniels slowly get up on the outside and they both slowly climb up onto the apron, Jeff Hardy runs and goes for a double clothesline off the apron but both men duck and shoulder Hardy through the ropes into the stomach and ribs off Jeff Hardy. Christopher Daniels flips over the ropes and sunset flip pins him, Petey Williams quickly sees the pin and dropkicks Daniels directly in the face causing him to break it. Daniels slowly rolls over the side of the ring while Petey Williams picks up Jeff Hardy, he starts to punch Hardy and then Irish whips him into the turnbuckle. Hardy stumble out of the turnbuckle holding his back and Petey Williams hits him with a flapjack followed by a pin, 1…2…and this time Daniels breaks it up with a huge senton splash on top of Petey Williams. Petey Williams quickly gets up and turns around only to be dropped by an enziguri, Williams then rolls out of the ring as Christopher Daniels picks up Jeff Hardy. He starts to hammer away at Hardy and then he nails him with a huge Angels Wings, Daniels doesn’t go for the pin because he wants to make sure he gets the pin so he goes up top for a BME! As Daniels is going up for it Chavo Guerrero runs into the ring from behind with a steel chair, he smashes the chair against the back of Christopher Daniels dropping Daniels to the mat. Chavo then starts to smash the chair down on Jeff Hardy as he sends a message to the X-Division Champion AJ Styles!

The match is a draw via interruption…

JR: What the hell is wrong with Chavo Guerrero! We were watching a brilliant match and then Chavo has to come down here and ruin it!

King: Yeah, Chavo did promise last week that he would be recognised and that he would do anything to get an X-Division title shot and this is his way of getting it.

JR: Well who will be facing AJ Styles at No Escape now?

King: I don’t know JR, JBL will probably announce it next week at No Escape.

Commercial Break

The Camera goes down to the ring where the Motor City Machine Guns stand with a microphone.

Shelley: Last week on Impact me and my tag team partner Chris Sabin beat Londrick and Stevie Richards and Hardcore Holly to become the number one contenders to LAX’s tag titles. So next week at No Escape it will be the Motor City Machine Guns Vs the Latin American Xchange for the TNE tag titles!

Sabin: Yeah that’s right and there is no way that we are going to lose to them because we are at the top of our game. Next week those tag titles come home to where they belong, in Detroit!

Paul London and Brian Kendrick’s music hits and they run down and slid into the ring, they take the microphone off Chris Sabin.

Kendrick: Sorry to disappoint you two but those titles will not be going to Michigan anytime soon. You see, we lost those titles at Extreme Chaos and therefore we get our re-match clause!

London: Yeah and as long as we are in the match for the tag titles then those titles will not be going to Michigan or Mexico!

Kendrick: So Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley, you will not be leaving No Escape as the TNE World Heavyweight Champions, we will be.

Shelley: actually London and Kendrick, we will be taking those tag titles home to Detroit whether you like or not!

Sabin: And as for you LAX, you better be ready for the motor City Machine Guns because at No Escape we will do anything to get our hands on the TNE tag titles.

LAX’s Music hits and they walk out onto the entrance ramp with steel chairs and a microphone.

Homicide: Motor City Machine Guns, Londrick, you talk about how you will do anything to win there tag titles! Well me and Hernandez will do anything to keep these belts!

Homicide, Hernandez and Chavo run down the ramp with their steel chairs as Londrick and the Motor City Machine Guns run out of the ring and run away up the ramp while LAX stand in the ring raising the chairs up as the crowd boo’s…

JR: Well King it looks like we have ourselves a 3-way tag match at No Escape.

King: Yeah and what a match it shall be with the tag titles on the line!

JR: tell me about it, and now ladies and gentlemen it is time for our next match of the evening…

Match 3
Umaga Vs Batista

They get into the ring and Batista turns around and raises his arms up in the air to the crowd who cheer but then Umaga runs and attacks him from behind, Umaga knocks Batista down to the mat and then begins to stomp on him. Umaga keeps Batista on the mat by stomping away on his face and chest, the samoan Bulldozer then picks him up and starts to punch him. He pushes the Animal Batista backwards into the turnbuckle and continues to punch him and knee him in then mid section, Umaga then Irish whips Batista down into the other turnbuckle and Batista hits hit hard and stumbles out into a clothesline from Umaga and then the pin, 1…2…and Batista quickly kicks out. Umaga then begins to stomp on Batista again before picking him up, he gives Batista a couple of hard shots to the face before running and bouncing off the ropes, he gets back to Batista and drops him with a huge spinning wheel kick to the face and then goes for another pin, 1…2…and again Batista kicks out. Umaga starts to stomp on the left shoulder of Batista and then starts to drop his knees onto the left shoulder before picking him up, Umaga starts to hammer away at Batista’s shoulder and then he wrenches the left arm of the animal. Batista screams in pain as Umaga puts pressure on his shoulder, he then pushes Batista into the turnbuckle and Batista bounces back out and is dropped with a clothesline to the back of the head followed by a pin, 1…2…and once again the Animal kicks out. Umaga bends down to pick Batista up but Batista starts to fire up and attack the huge Samoan, Batista hammers away at the face of Umaga and then pushes him backwards into the turnbuckle. Batista punches Umaga while he is in the corner and then Batista starts to shoulder him with his right shoulder, Umaga stumbles out holding his stomach and Batista knocks him down with a hard right arm clothesline. Batista stands back and Umaga gets up and again Batista drops Umaga with a clothesline, Umaga gets right back up and Batista runs at him and Umaga is able to hit him with a power slam followed by a pin, 1…2…and Batista kicks out.

Umaga gets up and picks Batista up with him who is holding his shoulder and back in pain, Umaga then starts to hammer away at Batista’s left shoulder before heading butting the animal causing him to drop to the mat. Batista lies near the middle of the ring holding his shoulder as Umaga climbs up to the top rope, Umaga screams and then dives out for a huge splash onto Batista but Batista is just able to pull himself out of the way of Umaga leaving Umaga to fall flat on the mat. Umaga rolls around holding his stomach in pain as Batista slowly gets up, Batista gets up and gets ready for Umaga and when Umaga gets up Batista knees him in the mid section a couple of times before Irish whipping him into the ropes. Umaga gets to the ropes and is able to hold them stopping him from running back, Batista then runs at Umaga and goes for a clothesline but Umaga ducks and pulls the ropes down causing Batista to go flying over the top rope down to the hard ground outside the ring. Batista lies on the outside holding his left shoulder and back in pain as Umaga gets up in the middle of the ring, he then roll out of the ring and walks over to Batista. The ref begins to count, 1…2…3…4…as he grabs Batista and punches him a few times and then Batista grabs a hold of him and pulls him straight down into the announcers table and Umaga goes head first into it. Batista slowly tries to pull himself up using the announcers table as Umaga lies their holding his head in pain. Batista finally gets to his feet and then he picks up Umaga and punches him a couple of times but Umaga pushes Batista off and he goes shoulder first into the turnbuckle, Umaga rolls back into the ring as does Batista but Batista is holding his left shoulder in a lot of pain. Umaga rolls over slowly to Batista and goes for the pin holding down his hurt shoulder, 1…2…and Batista just manages to kick out.

Umaga slowly gets up holding his head as Batista tries to pull himself up using the ropes for leverage, Umaga then walks over and swings at Batista but Batista ducks and when Umaga turns around to him he starts to throw punches at Umaga’s face. He starts to fire up throwing punches and then Umaga stops it with a stomp to the foot and then he drops Batista with a hard clothesline, Batista then slowly crawls over to the bottom of the turnbuckle. Umaga then moves back and then sprints directly at the animal Batista for the Samoan wrecking Ball but Batista was just able to move out of the way in time leaving Umaga to run right into the turnbuckle, Umaga stumbles out holding his lower back and then Batista gets up and nails Umaga with a spear followed by a pin, 1…2…and Umaga just kicks out in the nick of time. Batista gets up still holding his hurt left shoulder and he picks up Umaga, they each begin to trade punches with one another and Batista gets the upper hand. Batista goes for an Irish whip but Umaga is able to counter it into an Irish whip of his own, Batista bounces off the ropes and come running back right into a huge Samoan drop followed by a pin, 1…2…and Batista somehow manages to kick out. Batista is picked up by Umaga and they are both still feeling the pain, Umaga grabs Batista by the head and goes for a huge Samoan Spike but Batista is able to duck in time. Umaga then turns around to Batista and Batista hits him with a huge Spine Buster, Batista starts to hype up while waiting for Umaga to get back up to his feet and then Batista locks him in for the Batista Bomb and he nails it, he then goes for the pin, 1…2…and 3.

Here is your winner, the animal, Batista!

JR: Great Match and that will defiantly help Batista for his huge match at No Escape!

King: That’s right JR, and what a match that will be. There is still a lot more here to see on Impact so don’t go anywhere and well back right after the break.

Commercial Break

JR: Welcome back to Impact and…

JR is cut out by a video up on the big screen, it shows a superstar doing moves and then ends with this:

COMING IN 2 WEEKS!!!

JR: I wonder who it is King.

King: Me to JR and we will find out who it is in 2 weeks.

JR: That’s right King and now its time for some tag team action…

Match 4
Richards and Holly Vs LAX with Chavo

Homicide chooses to start for LAX and Richards starts with him, they bind up in the middle of the ring. Stevie Richards overpowers Homicide and starts to power him backwards into the ropes, Homicide is able to push Richards off and then they begin to trade punches. Homicide ends it with a kick to the mid section and then he gets the advantage over Richards, he starts to hammer away at him and then he Irish whips Richards into the turnbuckle, Homicide runs and dives onto Richards and then clotheslines him down to the mat followed by a pin, 1…2…and Stevie kicks out. Homicide goes down to pick Richards up and then Richards starts to hammer away at Homicide, he Irish whips him into the ropes and when he comes running back Stevie Richards drops him with a dropkick to the face dropping Homicide to the mat. Homicide slowly gets back up and he runs at Richards for a clothesline but he ducks, Homicide comes running back again and he hits Stevie Richards with a huge hrricanrana followed by a pin, 1…2…and Richards kicks out. Stevie Richards quickly dives out and makes the tag to his partner Hardcore Holly, Holly gets into the ring and is immediately kicked by Homicide and then Homicide starts to throw punches. Hardcore Holly starts to punch Homicide back and then he Irish whips him into the ropes and when he comes running back Holly hits him with a hard snap suplex followed by a pin, 1…2…and Homicide kicks out.

Hardcore Holly and Homicide both get up and begin to trade punches with one another, Holly starts to get the upper hand but then Homicide ducks Holly’s punch and starts to hammer away at Hardcore and then he drops him with a huge enziguri followed by a tag to Hernandez. Hernandez gets into the ring and starts to punch Hardcore Holly in the face and knee him in the ribs, Hernandez then grabs Holly and throws him across the ring with him landing on his back. Hardcore Holly garbs holds his back in pain as he tags in Stevie Richards who climbs the top rope and dives off at Hernandez but Hernandez easily catches him and then hits him with a fall away slam. Richards rolls over to the corner of LAX holding his back in pain and Hernandez tags in Homicide who goes straight up to the top rope, Homicide jumps off and nails Richards with a senton splash followed by a pin, 1…2…and Richards manages to kick out. Homicide starts to stomp on the head of Stevie Richards while on the outside Chavo cheers, Homicide then picks Richards up and pulls him over while he tags in Hernandez. Hernandez gets into the ring Homicide quickly climbs up to the top rope while Hernandez lifts Stevie Richards up and hits him with a hard back breaker holding him in the position while Homicide jumps off and hits Richards with a leg drop from the top rope, Homicide follows up with the pin, 1…2…and again Richards manages to kick out.

Hernandez walks over to pick up Stevie Richards and Richards starts to punch Hernandez, Hernandez stands there angrily and then hits him with a hard clothesline. Richards drops to the mat and slowly rolls over to make the tag to Hardcore Holly, Holly runs in at Hernandez and Hernandez hits him with a huge spine buster followed by a pin, 1…2…and Hardcore Holly just kicks out. Hernandez then goes and makes the tag to Homicide who quickly runs into the ring and stomps on the head of Holly, he then picks up Holly and Holly hits Homicide with a huge dropkick knocking him to the mat. Homicide slowly starts to get back up as Hardcore Holly runs and bounces off the ropes, Stevie Richards sees Chavo on the outside and goes to walk over and get him but the ref stops Richards from coming in and when Holly gets to the ropes Chavo trips him by the foot and Hardcore Holly drops to the mat, Holly gets up and turns around to Chavo who is acting innocent while Homicide gets back up to his feet. Hardcore Holly then turns around only to be hit with a Gringo cutter, Homicide then goes for the pin while Stevie Richards starts to run into the ring as does Hernandez, 1…2…and Hernandez grabs Stevie Richards and hits him with a Border toss across the ring and 3.

Here are your winners, LAX

JR: Well LAX were just to damn good for Richards and Holly in this match…

King: Yeah and it didn’t help Holly and Richards chances with Chavo at ring side.

JR: That’s right, LAX are looking really good going into No Escape this coming Sunday.

King: yeah, now its time for our main event JR, this is going to be great!

Kurt Angle’s music hits and he walks down to the ring with a Microphone…

Kurt: hahaha! JBL, you were only able to get Christian Cage as your partner tonight. Out of everyone on the roster he is the only guy you were able to get, so now its you and Cage Vs an Olympic gold medallist and this man that I am about to bring down. This man has beaten Christian Cage many times and he will not lose tonight, he is the TNE World Heavyweight Champion, Randy Orton!

Randy Orton comes down to the ring and shakes Kurt’s hand while taking the microphone.

Randy: JBL and Christian Cage, you two men don’t stand a chance. And Batista you don’t either, I am the TNE World Heavyweight Champion and I am not losing this belt!

JBL and Cage rush down to the ring and the match begins…

Main Event
Kurt Angle and Randy Orton Vs JBL and Christian Cage

All me are in the ring brawling, Angle is going at it with JBL while Christian Cage looks to get a little revenge on Randy Orton. They all continue to brawl until Christian Cage and JBL both clothesline the other two over the top rope and to the outside floor, JBL rolls out of the ring while the other two get back up to their feet. JBL starts to hammer away at Kurt Angle and Christian Cage jumps over the top rope and lands on top of the TNE World Champ knocking him back down to the ground. Christian Cage goes over and starts to punch Angle and them him and JBL roll him back into the ring, Cage stays in the ring and JBL goes onto the apron as the match is started. Christian Cage starts to hammer away at the face of Kurt Angle while kicking and kneeing him in the mid section, Cage then Irish whips him into the ropes and Angle runs back and goes for a clothesline on Christian Cage but Cage ducks. Kurt Angle continues running and he bounces off the ropes on the other side of the ring, Kurt Angle runs backwards again and is dropped to the mat by a drop toe hold. Christian then goes and bounces off the ropes as Kurt Angle slowly gets back up to his feet but before Angle gets up and Cage dropkicks him right in the face followed by a pin, 1…2…and Angle quickly kicks out. Randy Orton gets back up onto the apron while Christian Cage continues to punch and kick Kurt Angle who is on the mat, and then out of nowhere Kurt Angle jumps up and hits Cage with a huge Belly to Belly suplex. Christian Cage starts to roll around on the mat holding his back in pain while Kurt Angle crawls over and goes for a pin on Cage, 1…2…and Christian manages to kick out.

Kurt Angle gets up and goes and makes the tag to Randy Orton who quickly gets into the ring and runs over to Christian Cage and he begins to stomp on his head, Orton then picks Cage up and starts to punch him. Randy Orton continues to punch Cage and knees him in the stomach, Orton then hits him with some hard European uppercuts knocking Cage backwards into the turnbuckle. Randy Orton continues to punch Christian Cage and then he Irish whips Cage down to the other turnbuckle on the other side of the ring and when Christian stumbles out holding his back Orton goes and drops him with a hard clothesline followed by a pin, 1…2…and Cage kicks out. Randy stomps on Cages head a couple more times before picking up Christian Cage, Randy goes to lift Cage for a suplex but Cage counters it with a snap suplex followed by a pin, 1…2…and Randy Orton is able to kick out. Christian Cage slowly crawls over and makes the tag t JBL who quickly rushes into the ring, Randy Orton gets up and runs at him and JBL drops Orton with a hard clothesline. Randy Orton gets back up and again runs at JBL who drops him with another clothesline, Randy Orton slowly get up holding his back slightly and he walks right into a knee to the stomach and then hit with a hard back drop followed by a pin, 1…2…and Kurt Angle runs in and breaks it up. Randy Orton slowly gets up still holding his back and Randy jabs JBL in the eye and then knees him in the mid section, Orton then goes and bounces off the ropes and dives at JBL for a cross body but JBL is able to catch the TNE world Champ and JBL hits him with a huge fall away slam followed by another pin, 1…2…and Randy Orton is again able to kick out.

JBL walks over and tags in Christian Cage while Randy Orton dives out and makes the tag to Kurt Angle; they each run into the ring and begin to trade punches. Kurt Angle starts to fire up throwing numerous punches at Christian Cage, Kurt Angle then Irish whips him into the ropes, Cage comes running back right into a hard power slam followed by a pin, 1…2…and Cage kicks out. Kurt Angle quickly gets up and starts to continuously stomp on the head and chest of Christian Cage before picking him up, Angle then grabs Cage and gets him in an arm wrench position. Kurt Angle starts to twist the arm of Christian Cage while punching it and then he flips Cage over by pulling his arm hard, Cage gets up grasping his arm and he his knocked down to the mat by a hard shoulder block followed by another pin, 1…2…and again Christian Cage manages to kick out. Kurt Angle picks Cage up and punches him a couple more times before dropping Cage with a dropkick and then grabbing Cage while he was on the ground and he gets Christian Cage in a sleeper hold, he locks it in and Christian starts to fade fast. Kurt Angle continues to apply pressure and just before Christian Cage passes out JBL runs in and breaks it up. Christian Cage lies on the mat as Angle stomps on him a couple more times before tagging Randy Orton back in, Randy runs in and picks up Christian Cage. Orton starts to punch him in the face and hit him with some hard European uppercuts before hitting Christian Cage with an inverted back breaker, Orton then goes for a pin, 1…2…and somehow Christian Cage manages to kick out.

Randy Orton starts to get a little frustrated and he goes to pick up Christian Cage but Cage jumps up and nails him with a huge enziguri, Orton drops straight down to the mat and Christian Cage quickly stumbles over to JBL and tags him in. JBL gets into the ring and picks up Randy Orton and he starts to hammer away at his face, JBL then knees him in the mid section and hits him with a huge big boot followed by a quick pin on the champion, 1…2…and Orton manages to kick out. Christian Cage runs around on the outside and knocks Kurt Angle off the apron and starts to brawl on the outside of the ring while in the ring JBL sets up for the Clothesline from Hell, he goes for it and just as he gets to Orton Randy Orton quickly jumps up and goes for the RKO but JBL is just able to throw him off. Randy lands down on the mat hard and he gets holding his back in pain and then JBL nails him with a Clothesline from Hell followed by a pin, 1…2…and 3.

Here are your winners, JBL and Christian Cage

JR: Wow they were able to win King!

King: I know JR, and what a boost that will give them for No Escape in 6 days time.

JR: Yeah, what a show it has been tonight and what a PPV No Escape is looking to be…

King: Yeah that’s right, join us next week everybody!!!

 

[Evil Austin]

Good show man.. Looking forward to the ppv....

BM - Main Event was good and so where all of the others but I liked this the best and the ending..
WM - None
BP - The opener the Jericho / Edge one was the best of the night.. good work with this one..
WP - Kurt / Randy / JBL before the main event.. it was kinda in character but the worst of the night..

 

[Qwake]

^ wow one whole review :shocking:

Okay, PREVIEW FOR NO ESCAPE!!!

Here is the list of matches going down...

World Heavyweight Championship

TV title match

X-Division title

There will also be a tag team title match...

LAX Vs Londrick Vs MCMG


OOC: I am not sure when the PPV will be up because once again I am busy with sport and alot of other stuff, but please post you predictions and read the show