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Finish the Sentence: Dolph'sZiggler...

  • Fingers his butthole

    Votes: 3 10.0%
  • Has a small dick

    Votes: 16 53.3%
  • Has a hairy butthole

    Votes: 11 36.7%
  • Suck ballsacks

    Votes: 4 13.3%
  • Has a huge anus

    Votes: 3 10.0%
  • D'Z FTL!

    Votes: 1 3.3%

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Dolph'sZiggler

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What are you 22?

22 / 2 = 11
11 + 7 = 18

Yeah, sure/

not not going to hook up with high school seniors because of this nonsense yo

besides 17 was a guess. she easily could have been 18 or even 16. who knows
 

Dolph'sZiggler

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I just find the arbitrary ages for when it's acceptable an when it isn't is hilarious. 17 is bad but 18 is totAlly cool. give me a break

there are a ton of variables for a teenage girls sexual maturity
 

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I'm just saying my friends have a motto that they'll fuck anyone in high school.
Probably should just say friend.
 

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No such thing as too young, just pussy too tight.
 

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Im also a fan of Asian chicks. Or any small/petite chicks with decent/nice butt/boobs.
 
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Dolph'sZiggler

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I'm just saying my friends have a motto that they'll fuck anyone in high school.
Probably should just say friend.
I look at it like if they were freshman in HS when I was a senior how creepy can it be