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Finish the Sentence: Dolph'sZiggler...

  • Fingers his butthole

    Votes: 3 10.0%
  • Has a small dick

    Votes: 16 53.3%
  • Has a hairy butthole

    Votes: 11 36.7%
  • Suck ballsacks

    Votes: 4 13.3%
  • Has a huge anus

    Votes: 3 10.0%
  • D'Z FTL!

    Votes: 1 3.3%

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Dolph'sZiggler

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She was asian, so she looked younger. I don't know. Working at a clothing store is the best cause you get to interact with tons of chicks.
yea for sure but you have to do some work. here I just push buttons to sell beer and stoges, at a convenience store located 2 blocks from sorority row of a college
 

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My work was folding clothes. Nothing really to insane. You get to choose if you want to do cashier or not.
 

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When I worked, I didn't do much. I just talked to my co-workers and if they wanted me to do something, I'd do it like for 10 minutes and then go chat some more.
 

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My work was folding clothes. Nothing really to insane. You get to choose if you want to do cashier or not.
you ain't meeting no chicks folding clothes son. register is where it's at. I just sit on my ass and listen to satellite radio
 

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Asian chicks are great! Don't let a situation like that pass you by again. It's better to try and fail then to not try at all. The rewards are so worth the possible embarrassment.
 

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you ain't meeting no chicks folding clothes son. register is where it's at. I just sit on my ass and listen to satellite radio
lol, no way. It's mad busy at cash most times. I'm lucky that I didn't have to do that shit. I'd rather talk to customers and help them choose out their clothing. Then they SOMETIMES would ask how they would look.
 

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Asian chicks are great! Don't let a situation like that pass you by again. It's better to try and fail then to not try at all. The rewards are so worth the possible embarrassment.
right in front of her really conservative looking Asian mom would have been awkward as fuck. she probably doesn't even want her daughter dating yet let alone becoming fuck buddies with me...

... but to that I say too bad.

she gave every indication in the book that she wanted the D, now she just has to come back without moms
 

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you don't have to tell me about Asians though. they are quite plentiful 'round these here parts
 

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right in front of her really conservative looking Asian mom would have been awkward as fuck. she probably doesn't even want her daughter dating yet let alone becoming fuck buddies with me...

... but to that I say too bad.

she gave every indication in the book that she wanted the D, now she just has to come back without moms
You should have tried to get the three way. What was the worst that could happen?
 

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You should have tried to get the three way. What was the worst that could happen?
turn off the daughter and fuck up the prospects I'll have assuming I see her come in again for starters.

again, the mom was really traditional old school looking Asian