You Know You're Obsessed With Wrestling When...

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xtremebadass

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You know you're a Wrestling fan when half of your music library on your computer is devoted to wrestling theme songs.

You know you're a wrestling fan when wrestling is the only time you watch TV.

You know you're a wrestling fan when you go to a high school wrestling meet with a singapore cane and a steel chair.

You know you're a wrestling fan if you replied to this thread.
 
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whenever u see a chair u smash it on someones head

when someone falls on u u count 1...2...3

when ur on a ladder u do rvds taunt and do a frog splash
 

xtremebadass

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You know you're a wrestling fan when you can't help but to pose like the Hardy Boyz when your on top of a ladder
 

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When you always do the crotch chop when you win in a game.... then followed by saying , I've got 2 words for ya! S*ck iT!!!! lol...
 
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crap ive done most all of that :-[

you know youre obsessed when you try to do the Twist Of Fate on your friend while yelling "VVVVVVVVOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
 

xtremebadass

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You know you're a wrestling fan when you grow you're hair out like HBK (cough) check that off the list (cough)
 

The Rated R CMStar

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You know you are obsesed with wrestling when you go to the fron og the class and do the DX crossed chop.(me lol)

You know you are obsesed with wrestling when you see someone bend over and you can help to think how a nice DDT or Pedigree you could apply.

You know you are obsessed with wrestling when you realize you say WWE,TNA,Edge and Cena every 30 seconds.

You know you are obsessed with wrestling when you pretend to be sick only to get in Dailymotion and catch some old wrestling instead of visiting your old grandma.
 

the dark knight

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u know ur obsessed with wrestling when u jerk off to khali
 

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when u start doing crotch chops in front of a group of horny teens..
when u apply the Crippler Crossface to your friend at school, saying it's allowed because you r not at home...
when half of your hard disk is about wrestling ppv,songs, games...
when u want to Pedigree your teacher onto a table..
when u say wwe is doing crap,but u can't stop watching them..
 

Famou$ 187

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When u think The Hurricaine is real and can take on any wrestler.
 

Viva La Luke

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You Know Your Obessed With Wrestling When You See One Of Your Friends On The Ground And The First Thing You Do Is Give Them An Ankle Lock.
 

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I love this thread!

You Know Your Obessed With Wrestling When:

You look around for crowd reaction before you shake someones' hand.

you enter a room you insist on entrance music.

You accidentally send your wife to the emergency room with a bloody nose after you decide to show the rest of your drunk friends how to do a DDT " the correct" way. Sorry dear.

you leave you wedding reception early to make it home in time for raw

you actually watch velocity and heat

you have conducted an interview with yourself in the mirror

Everytime someone tries to speak you yell WHAT?

You put on a match in the school halway and in the process take out a row of lockers...

you bought the WWF cookbook and made somthing out of it

you go to someones house you say FINALLY I HAVE COME BACK TO so and so's HOUSE!!!

you purposely cut yourself shaving to draw blood.

you sing "one of a kind" to your 1 yr old as a nursery rhyme

you're in a fight in school and get the crap beat out of you and the only way for a you to recover physically is if the audience claps rhythmically.

somone bumps into u and u sell the bump and go flying.
 

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Lol thanks man that means a lot lol

when in a heated argument with someone you use Jerry Lawler comments as insults to them i.e You're So Old You Were Around When The Dead Sea Was Only Sick (lol i love that 1)
 

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when you do the DX crotch chop and say suck it to insult somebody