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WWE Smackdown 12/19/2002
Tampa, Florida
WWE Champion: Kurt Angle
WWE Tag Team Champions: Los Guerrero's
WWE Cruiserweight Champion: Billy Kidman
The file is only an hour long, so I probably have missed some things hopefully it wasn't huge.
We join it in progress and Cena with B2 comes out, and Cena cuts a rap with the highlight being "The Buccaneers are queers and he'll rather cheer the Patriots"
Chuck Palumbo vs. John Cena (w/ B2)
Cena debuts the Jean shots, OH SHIT! This was like 2 minutes and it was a pretty much Chuck sucking early on but a cheap B2 shot on the outside allowed Cena to beat on Chuck for a while, Cena wins when Chuck goes up top and hits a ross-body, but Cena rolls through and grabs the tights for the pin. Post-Match: Rikishi comes out and attacks B2 and Cena. Rikishi gets a chair and swings at Cena, but Cena ducks out of the way. He then takes out B2 and Backs It Up onto Cena, then hits Double Chin Music but B2 pulls Cena away from the Banzai Drop. *1/4
They replay the footage of what happened between Torrie & Dawn Marie. Torrie is in her house waiting to do an interview with Smackdown about the happenings in room 357. Torrie says that she is not ashamed because she proved that she loves her father and that she is willing to do anything for him. She says that dawn is a manipulative wench and that she is ashamed of her father because he broke her heart, and no one has any idea how much that hurts. As far as being a sexual predator, she will admit she is a very sexual person, and as far as being a predator, Dawn Marie will find out exactly what kind of predator she is. Dawn and Al come out and Dawn gets on the mic, and says that Torrie is a sexual predator and a jealous nymphomaniac. She says that everyone should know that her relationship with Al Wilson is a truly sacred. She says that she and Al would never lay to each other and the respect each other. Torrie listens as Dawn talks about how she and Al love each other and that she can look into Al's eyes and know he's never seen a more beautiful woman. Dawn then invites Torrie and all the Smackdown! Viewers to tune in to Smackdown! In two weeks, and says that Dawn Marie & Al Wilson will be married. Torrie says that she's come to the conclusion that Dawn & Al deserve each other.
Mattitude.com entrance says Matt has wrestled in 44 states. Matt Hardy comes out with Shannon Moore, and Matt Hardy pulls a mic out of his pants and says he can't fight Brock because something got in his eye, so Moore will take his place. Shannon is afraid but is thrown in the ring. Brock garbs him and tosses him across the ring.
Brock Lesnar vs. Shannon Moore (w/ Matt Hardy)
Moore tries to fight Lesnar but is suplexed over the top rope. Matt rolls Moore in the ring. Lesnar hits the F-5 and covers for the win. Post-Match: Matt yells at Shannon while Lesnar begins to walk up the ramp and sees Matt in the ring. Lesnar grabs Matt and nails an F-5 on him as well.
Backstage, Kurt is shown watching the Brock match and looks impressed. Stephanie asks to talk to him. Angle says he can't wait for the match with Brock.
Stephanie says Kurt needs to cut the crap, and go out to the ring and set the record straight and clear everything up. Kurt plays dumb like he doesn't know what she is talking about. Stephanie says she has known him for a long time and can't believe he won't say something. She says she will if he doesn't, but finally says he'll go out and do it.
Kurt Angle comes down to the ring, and he gets on the mic. He says he must level with everyone, ever since he entered the WWE he has been a man of three I's and integrity is one of them. If it were up to him, he would face Brock Lesnar & Chris Benoit in the same night. He has a lot on his plate, anyone who represents himself has a fool for a client, which is why he hired a management team to look out for his best interests and be in charge on contract negotiations. Kurt introduces the head of his management team, Paul FUCKIN'Heyman! They hug in the ring. And Heyman says that the people can't say they were surprised by this, would he actually lets Lesnar come close to the title again. Heyman says they were in it since a week before Armageddon. He was so willing to jump at the opportunity to screw Brock again, and they played Brock & Stephanie like a couple of violins. Heyman says that as his first act as Angle's new agent, is to tell us that the Brock Lesnar title match is postponed indefinitely because Angle wants to peruse other challengers, anyone but Brock Lesnar. Suddenly the Big Show music plays and he comes out and is PISSED! Show yells at Heyman, and asks what the hell is wrong with him. Paul represented him and Kurt Angle at the same time at Armageddon? Heyman tries to explain himself, he says that he dumped Brock Lesnar for him, and he isn't dumping Show for Kurt Angle. Heyman says they have amazing leverage now with a 7 foot tall giant and an Olympic gold medallist. And he's going to demand that Kurt Angle face Big Show next week. Kurt looks worried. Heyman says that as long as Angle or Show is the champ, the Lesnar isn't the champion and they are still in power.
Backstage, Ernest the Cat is interviewing Edge. And Edge says that he's going to kick A-Train's ass tonight after he attacked Mysterio and the attacked him. Edge says A-Train has some debts to pay, and edge is here to collect.
Edge vs. A-Train
A-Train attacks first going after Edge's injured knee, and it looks really good all the way until Edge starts to so some spotty sell it during his comeback. The match ends when A-Train goes for the Baldo Bomb but Edge fights out with a dropkick. A-Train then misses a clothesline and Edge gets a rebound spear for the win. **1/4
Backstage, Josh says he can't imagine Brock's state of mind. Brock comes out of the door and says, that his state of mind is a good question.
Chris Benoit vs. Kurt Angle (w/ Paul Heyman)
This got 10 minutes and it's the usual goodness, but the reason I put it above some of their other matches is Benoit worked face while Angle worked heel. Which was so good to see, both men bumping around like gods and Benoits' selling of the punishment done to his neck and head was great. And that somehow made the comeback even better, Angle throws Benoit outside the ring where Heyman nails Benoit upside the head with the WWE Championship but that only gets a two. The finishing stretch was great, so Angle chops at Benoit then rakes his eyes. Only for Benoit to run right into a German suplex from Angle. He then goes for an Angle slam but Benoit counters and takes Angle down with a suplex. Benoit gets back up and hits a back body drop followed by two German suplex, but as he goes for the third Angle counters and locks in the ankle lock. Benoit fight out and nails another 4 German's. Benoit chases Angle around the ring and nails three more suplexes. He gets on the top rope and nails the head butt, then locks in the cross face but Big Show comes out and chokeslams Benoit for a DQ. Brock runs down the ramp, belly to belly suplexes the Big Show, and then one for Angle. He picks Heyman up for the F5 but Angle chop-blocks his knee, and hits the Angle Slam followed by a chokeslam. Big Show, Kurt Angle & Paul Heyman raise their hands and taunts Lesnar to end the show. ***1/4
Tampa, Florida
WWE Champion: Kurt Angle
WWE Tag Team Champions: Los Guerrero's
WWE Cruiserweight Champion: Billy Kidman
The file is only an hour long, so I probably have missed some things hopefully it wasn't huge.
We join it in progress and Cena with B2 comes out, and Cena cuts a rap with the highlight being "The Buccaneers are queers and he'll rather cheer the Patriots"
Chuck Palumbo vs. John Cena (w/ B2)
Cena debuts the Jean shots, OH SHIT! This was like 2 minutes and it was a pretty much Chuck sucking early on but a cheap B2 shot on the outside allowed Cena to beat on Chuck for a while, Cena wins when Chuck goes up top and hits a ross-body, but Cena rolls through and grabs the tights for the pin. Post-Match: Rikishi comes out and attacks B2 and Cena. Rikishi gets a chair and swings at Cena, but Cena ducks out of the way. He then takes out B2 and Backs It Up onto Cena, then hits Double Chin Music but B2 pulls Cena away from the Banzai Drop. *1/4
They replay the footage of what happened between Torrie & Dawn Marie. Torrie is in her house waiting to do an interview with Smackdown about the happenings in room 357. Torrie says that she is not ashamed because she proved that she loves her father and that she is willing to do anything for him. She says that dawn is a manipulative wench and that she is ashamed of her father because he broke her heart, and no one has any idea how much that hurts. As far as being a sexual predator, she will admit she is a very sexual person, and as far as being a predator, Dawn Marie will find out exactly what kind of predator she is. Dawn and Al come out and Dawn gets on the mic, and says that Torrie is a sexual predator and a jealous nymphomaniac. She says that everyone should know that her relationship with Al Wilson is a truly sacred. She says that she and Al would never lay to each other and the respect each other. Torrie listens as Dawn talks about how she and Al love each other and that she can look into Al's eyes and know he's never seen a more beautiful woman. Dawn then invites Torrie and all the Smackdown! Viewers to tune in to Smackdown! In two weeks, and says that Dawn Marie & Al Wilson will be married. Torrie says that she's come to the conclusion that Dawn & Al deserve each other.
Mattitude.com entrance says Matt has wrestled in 44 states. Matt Hardy comes out with Shannon Moore, and Matt Hardy pulls a mic out of his pants and says he can't fight Brock because something got in his eye, so Moore will take his place. Shannon is afraid but is thrown in the ring. Brock garbs him and tosses him across the ring.
Brock Lesnar vs. Shannon Moore (w/ Matt Hardy)
Moore tries to fight Lesnar but is suplexed over the top rope. Matt rolls Moore in the ring. Lesnar hits the F-5 and covers for the win. Post-Match: Matt yells at Shannon while Lesnar begins to walk up the ramp and sees Matt in the ring. Lesnar grabs Matt and nails an F-5 on him as well.
Backstage, Kurt is shown watching the Brock match and looks impressed. Stephanie asks to talk to him. Angle says he can't wait for the match with Brock.
Stephanie says Kurt needs to cut the crap, and go out to the ring and set the record straight and clear everything up. Kurt plays dumb like he doesn't know what she is talking about. Stephanie says she has known him for a long time and can't believe he won't say something. She says she will if he doesn't, but finally says he'll go out and do it.
Kurt Angle comes down to the ring, and he gets on the mic. He says he must level with everyone, ever since he entered the WWE he has been a man of three I's and integrity is one of them. If it were up to him, he would face Brock Lesnar & Chris Benoit in the same night. He has a lot on his plate, anyone who represents himself has a fool for a client, which is why he hired a management team to look out for his best interests and be in charge on contract negotiations. Kurt introduces the head of his management team, Paul FUCKIN'Heyman! They hug in the ring. And Heyman says that the people can't say they were surprised by this, would he actually lets Lesnar come close to the title again. Heyman says they were in it since a week before Armageddon. He was so willing to jump at the opportunity to screw Brock again, and they played Brock & Stephanie like a couple of violins. Heyman says that as his first act as Angle's new agent, is to tell us that the Brock Lesnar title match is postponed indefinitely because Angle wants to peruse other challengers, anyone but Brock Lesnar. Suddenly the Big Show music plays and he comes out and is PISSED! Show yells at Heyman, and asks what the hell is wrong with him. Paul represented him and Kurt Angle at the same time at Armageddon? Heyman tries to explain himself, he says that he dumped Brock Lesnar for him, and he isn't dumping Show for Kurt Angle. Heyman says they have amazing leverage now with a 7 foot tall giant and an Olympic gold medallist. And he's going to demand that Kurt Angle face Big Show next week. Kurt looks worried. Heyman says that as long as Angle or Show is the champ, the Lesnar isn't the champion and they are still in power.
Backstage, Ernest the Cat is interviewing Edge. And Edge says that he's going to kick A-Train's ass tonight after he attacked Mysterio and the attacked him. Edge says A-Train has some debts to pay, and edge is here to collect.
Edge vs. A-Train
A-Train attacks first going after Edge's injured knee, and it looks really good all the way until Edge starts to so some spotty sell it during his comeback. The match ends when A-Train goes for the Baldo Bomb but Edge fights out with a dropkick. A-Train then misses a clothesline and Edge gets a rebound spear for the win. **1/4
Backstage, Josh says he can't imagine Brock's state of mind. Brock comes out of the door and says, that his state of mind is a good question.
Chris Benoit vs. Kurt Angle (w/ Paul Heyman)
This got 10 minutes and it's the usual goodness, but the reason I put it above some of their other matches is Benoit worked face while Angle worked heel. Which was so good to see, both men bumping around like gods and Benoits' selling of the punishment done to his neck and head was great. And that somehow made the comeback even better, Angle throws Benoit outside the ring where Heyman nails Benoit upside the head with the WWE Championship but that only gets a two. The finishing stretch was great, so Angle chops at Benoit then rakes his eyes. Only for Benoit to run right into a German suplex from Angle. He then goes for an Angle slam but Benoit counters and takes Angle down with a suplex. Benoit gets back up and hits a back body drop followed by two German suplex, but as he goes for the third Angle counters and locks in the ankle lock. Benoit fight out and nails another 4 German's. Benoit chases Angle around the ring and nails three more suplexes. He gets on the top rope and nails the head butt, then locks in the cross face but Big Show comes out and chokeslams Benoit for a DQ. Brock runs down the ramp, belly to belly suplexes the Big Show, and then one for Angle. He picks Heyman up for the F5 but Angle chop-blocks his knee, and hits the Angle Slam followed by a chokeslam. Big Show, Kurt Angle & Paul Heyman raise their hands and taunts Lesnar to end the show. ***1/4