WWF 1993 Review

[Crippler]

WWF World Heavyweight Champion: Bret Hart
WWF Intercontinental Champion: Shawn Michaels
WWF World Tag Team Champions: Money Inc.

WWF Monday Night RAW:
March 1st, 1993
Manhattan Center: New York City

UGH! THAT FAT FUCK IS DRESSED AS ELVIS AS WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS FOR 45 MINUTES!

WWF World Heavyweight Championship: Fatu (w/Afa) vs. Bret Hart
Two months in and the world champion finally gets a TV match. Bret targets the arm in the early going, it's really really good due to Bret being the GOAT it's not as good as Bret's knee work, but it's a close 2nd. Fatu takes over and does some really solid power stuff, he then works the shoulder blades with the SAMOAN CLAW! Samu comes out as Bret makes a comeback, but Fatu kicks him to the floor allowing Samu to get some shots in to give his partner control back. Fatu now works the back and it's good stuff, hard Irish whips, and backbreakers. I should have mention Bret came in with like a cut of sorts over his nose, so at some point in this Fatu busts the nose again and starts biting it. FUCK YEAH! Lots of vicious headbutts to the nose, he goes for one diving headbutt to the nose too many allowing Bret to recover and make a comeback. Bret sells exhaustion more than the nose, back or shoulders. He manages to lock in the Sharpshooter, but Afa distracts the ref allowing Samu to attack him from behind. They try twIn magic for but that only gets a two count. Before switching back, Bret hands Samu up in the ropes and locks in the Sharpshooter on Fatu for the win. **3/4

In Hawaii, Crush says at WrestleMania, he'll treat Doink's head like this coconut, and crushes it in his hands. BRUDDA!

Evil Doink comes out with a present.

Evil Doink vs. Koko B. Ware
Squash for the clown.

After the match; Elvis interviews Doink, he asks if he has anything to eat. Doink pulls open his present box to reveal a pie, and he smashes it in his face. Doink leaves, and Elvis is pleased with this.

Vince McMahon is in the ring and introduces Money Inc. Vince asks for their thoughts on what the "MegaManiacs" said last week, Ted says he thought he heard music had faded away forever, but now Hogan's back. He says both Hogan and Beefcake have been gone for some time, and Hogan's been off making movies and commercials. He says losing Jimmy Hart was cutting their losses, and Vince asks about what they did to Beefcake. IRS says all he did was give Beefcake a wakeup call, he then holds up the briefcase and a picture of Hogan is taped on it, and he says Hogan's name is all over this briefcase the next time they meet. Vince asks if they're going to put up the Tag Titles against Hogan & Beefcake at Mania and Ted asks if they're supposed to be afraid. He says they'll defend the titles and do it at Mania, IRS says the odds are completely in their favor.

PJ Walker vs. "The Narcissist" Lex Luger
Lex squash. During this Heenan calls in to talk about stuff.

Barry Hardy & Duane Gill vs. The Steiner Brothers
Pre-Gillberg, he and Hardy die a slow amazing death at the hands of Scotty. Frankensteiner for the win.

Next Week: Money INC in action & Mr. Perfect vs. Rick Martel

 

[Cwalker]

When I saw you were doing ‘93, I wondered why would he subject himself to such a horrible time but then I remembered RAW was only an hour then

 

[Crippler]

WWF World Heavyweight Champion: Bret Hart
WWF Intercontinental Champion: Shawn Michaels
WWF World Tag Team Champions: Money Inc.

WWF Monday Night RAW:
March 8th, 1993
Manhattan Center: New York City

In a pre-tape, the MegaManiacs accept Money Inc's title match.

Tito Santana & Virgil vs. Money Inc
This gets over 7 minutes, it's fine. Ted/Tito rules due to Ted's willingness to bump around. This fat smurf says he thinks Virgil and Montel Williams is the same guy. BRUH! Champs bump around and make the challengers look good for the majority, we get a brief iso on Tito, but they put over Virgil getting the tag like it's been a long time when it was only about 40 seconds. His hot tag is pretty terrible as he's terrible. Ted distracts him and IRS hits a Back Suplex for the win. **1/4

The RAW sign thots are in the ring parading around and shit, but Rick Martel comes out. He makes them leave and parades the sign around himself. No one out models the Model Rick Martel.

Recap airs of Tatanka pinning Shawn twice.

Phil Apollo vs. Tatanka
Tatanka showcase, Shawn calls in during this help promote their Mania match. Tatanka wins with a Samoan Drop.

WRESTLEMANIA REPORT!

• It's now being dubbed as a double Main Event, Bret/Yoko, and Mega/Money
• In a pre-tape, Bret says when you're WWF champion, it is your job to study everybody. He's studied Yoko and watched him wipe everybody out. He's undefeated, and I respect that. He says Yoko and Fuji don't respect him, but mark his works he's going in the underdog and when the match ends he will have earned their respect and will still be WWF champion
• In a pre-tape, Mr. Fuji says Bret is a beaten man already.
• In a pre-tape, The Undertaker is with Paul Bearer, Paul says that never before has anyone perpetrated such an act on his Undertaker, and now he'll pay the price as he rests in peace.

Rick Martel comes back out to show the sign thot how to model.

Mike Edwards vs. Papa Shango
3-minute squash for Shango, which felt like 30. Not good at all.

Tony Demoro vs. Bob Backlund
Backlund embarrasses him with takedowns before hitting a Butterfly Suplex for the win.

Rick Martel says he has class and had to show those girls and all those people what class looks like, he then says "perfection" is so boring, and he's going to show this horrible building some class.

Rick Martel vs. Mr. Perfect
This is obviously the best match of the night, Martel keeps trying to be flashy and show up Perfect but Perfect does it back and does it better. Martel goes to the throat to takeover, he works the throat and jaw which is fun but then moves to the arm and it's fine. Sadly this is hurt by the commercial, so we miss a good chunk of Martel's heat, we catch the back half with him going back to work on the jaw before Perfect makes a comeback. WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK WE CUT TO ANOTHER COMMERCIAL! AND WHEN RETURN THE MATCH IS OVER AND PERFECT IS CELEBRATING! HOLY SHIT! VINCE HAS BEEN AWFUL WITH COMMERCIAL TIMING SINCE '93 Perfect won with the perfect plex I guess.

BRUH!

 

[Deezy]

Tito having to drag Virgils useless ass as a partner.

 

[Crippler]

WWF World Heavyweight Champion: Bret Hart
WWF Intercontinental Champion: Shawn Michaels
WWF World Tag Team Champions: Money Inc.

WWF Monday Night RAW:
March 15th, 1993
Poughkeepsie, New York

FUCK YEAH! Gorilla Monsoon, Bobby Heenan are on commentary this week due to a huge blizzard. They're also joined by a fat guy pretending to be Vince.

Russ Greenberg vs. Razor Ramon
Awesome Razor squash, during this Monsoon announces Razor/Backlund for Mania. Razor's Edge for the win.

L.A. Gore vs. Typhoon
SQUASH!

Bobby Heenan is in the ring, and introduces his guest Giant Gonzalez accompanied by Harvey Whippleman. Harvey says he told everyone going into the Rumble that he was going to drop a bomb on the WWF, and especially The Undertaker, and he did that. He says he hates that Giant Gonzalez hasn't had a shot to show how great he is because everyone in the WWF's running scared after what he did to The Undertaker. He says at WrestleMania. The Undertaker's going to be put in his own casket, and his big fat goofy sidekick Paul Bearer will be right next to him. Heenan asks Giant Gonzalez what his plans are, and he says he has a giant surprise for The Undertaker at WrestleMania.

Papa Shango vs. Bob Backlund
This gets 7 minutes and it's a lot better than expected, it does get overshadowed by Heenan and Monsoon FINALLY putting aside their differences to shit on fat Vince. Bob outwrestles him but refuses to punch him in the face or do any striking. So Shango takes a cheapshot and takes over, sadly his entire offense is sitting in a chinlock. Fat Vince is great as he starts talking too fast and his words are not even words, he also gets some cheap plugs in which pisses Monsoon off. Bob has these fun brief comebacks but keeps getting cutoff, so he just applies a quick inside cradle for the win. **1/4

The Nasty Boyz vs. The Headshrinkers (w/Afa)
Another one of those a lot better than I thought it would be, they brawl around for a bit, the Nasty get the better in the early going as Heenan announces Headshrinkers vs. Stieners at Mania The work over Fatu's arm for a bit, but it really goes nowhere Samu nails Saggs in the back of the head from the apron, to give his team control. Lots of clubbing blows as and fun power moves. Knobbs had a good hot tag. He tries to headbutt both Headshrinkers at the same time, leading to a big brawl. They end up fighting on the floor and up the ramp using chairs and fighting in the stands, so the ref calls for the bell. **1/2

DRUGS ARE BAD COMMERCIAL!

 

[Deezy]

People were running scared of Giant Gonzales because they didn't want to get hurt by that clumsy oaf.

 

[Crippler]

WWF World Heavyweight Champion: Bret Hart
WWF Intercontinental Champion: Shawn Michaels
WWF World Tag Team Champions: Money Inc.

WWF Monday Night RAW:
March 22nd, 1993
Manhattan Center: New York City

36-minute episode

Repo Man & Damian Demento vs. The Bushwhackers
NOPE!

Tatanka vs. Reno Riggins
Solid Tatanka showcase, it's the best one of these he's had all year.

Andre The Giant is the first inductee into the WWF Hall of Fame.

Scott Rich & Jeff Armstrong vs. Money Inc.
Showcase for the champs, Ted half ass destroys them. IRS also does some stuff before hitting one with a jumping, flying clothesline for the win.

WRESTLEMANIA REPORT!

• On Superstars/Wrestling Challenge, Bret and Yoko will sign a contract for their title match
• Mean Gene Announces that everyone will wear a Toga for Mania

Evil Doink vs. Kamala (w/Reverend Slick)
Doink again has a present with him, he teases giving it to him early but takes it back and attacks him from behind to start the match. This is pretty short under 5 minutes, Doink keeps taking him down like he did against Typhoon in January. But that lasts for so long before Kamala does stuff, loooooooooooool his whole comeback gets cut due to a commercial, and when we return Doink presents him with the gift which distracts him, and Doink rolls in to win via countout.

After the match; Kamala chases him around ringside and under the ring, Doink then grabs a chair and tries to hit him once he comes out from under the ring, but Kamala outsmarts him and comes from the other side, but Doink runs off to end the show.

what a terrible show, at least Vince keeps it consistent at being awful on commercial timing and go-home shows.

 

[Deezy]

The tapings must be in order....big stars frost week, and the stars get weaker throughout the month.

 

[Crippler]

WWF World Heavyweight Champion: Bret Hart
WWF Intercontinental Champion: Shawn Michaels
WWF World Tag Team Champions: Money Inc.

WWF WrestleMania IX
April 4th, 1993
Caesars Palace: Las Vegas, Nevada

Gorilla Monsoon intros the debuting JIM ROSS!!!!!! YEEEEES!

TOGA PARTY~!

Howard Finkel is in the ring, he introduces Caesar and Cleopatra to the crowd for the opening ceremonies, they come out on an elephant. They get off at ringside and walk around. Randy Savage comes out next and is carried out, with some "virgins" feed him grapes. R asks where Heenan is, and Savage points to the entrance ramp, and Heenan comes out on a camel backwards. God Bless you, Heenan, you are the greatest.

Commentary: Jim Ross, Randy Savage & Bobby Heenan. DAT TRIO!

WWF Intercontinental Championship: Shawn Michaels (w/Luna Vachon) vs. Tatanka (w/Sensational Sherri)
This Luna's debut, Sherri comes out behind Tatanka but not with him. Heenan then announces that he's not aligned with Tatanka, but she'll be in his corner tonight to make sure Shawn "gets what he deserves" Decent opening with Shawn trying to keep Tatanka grounded in a side headlock, but Tatanka keeps using his power to throw him off. Shawn bumps around like only he can, he dies off chops and punches it great. But takes over with a thumb to the eye, there is a few miscommunications and one badly botched sunset flip when Tatanka just falls on his back landing on Shawns' chest. Tatanka works the arm for a bit, it's super dry and boring and unbelievable especially as they're both standing up for it. This goes on far too long, Shawn caught him coming off the top with the Sweet Chin Music to take over, Sherri keeps Luna from helping Shawn. Shawn targets the head but it's really slow paced and average, lots of moving slowly after connecting with stuff before applying a headlock. The finishing run was the best part of the match, they trade big moves for near falls before fighting on the floor. Shawn tripped the ref up on purpose, he pulls him out and Shawn slides back in but turned into Tatanka's Samoan Drop, but the ref had counted out Shawn, so he keeps the belt and Tatanka stays undefeated weird finish, this also did NOT need 18 minutes at all. *3/4

After the match; Shawn walks off, as Tatanka celebrates in the ring. Luna clotheslines Sherri on the floor before slamming and kicks the shit out of her before running off when Tatanka makes the save.

Backstage: Mean Gene is with the Steiner brothers, Scotty says it's their first WrestleMania, and it'll be one to be remembered. Rick says their opponents are unpredictable, but they've got a game plan, and it's to wrestle, and they're going to make Julius Caesar proud.

The Headshrinkers (w/Afa) vs. The Steiner Brothers
Bill Alfonso is the ref. This is really the only match I cared about on this whole card, and it's one I've never seen before. And it doesn't disappoint, the Stieners get the better when it comes to wrestling, but the HeadShrinkers get the better once it becomes a brawl and they get the better with headbutts. CAUSE SAMAON HEADS ARN'T NOTHING TO FUCK WITH! Fatu took some absolutely brutal bumps during his iso segment, but HOLY SHIT! FATU GOES TO HOTSHOT SCOTTY ON THE TOP ROPE BUT SAMU PULLS THE ROPES AND SCOTTY FALLS ON HIS HEAD ON TO THE FLOOR! HOLY SHIT! Afa then hits him with his Samoan beating stick to further give his guys control, cause dropping Scotty on his head wasn't enough. Good Headshrinkers head, they work the head and diving headbutts and double headbutts just using their heads and it's great. Rick has a fanfuckingtastic hot tag and starts running through them. AWESOME SPOT! HE TRIES TO KNOCK THE HEADSHRINKERS HEADS TOGETHER BUT THEY CAN'T HURT THEIR HEADS AND END UP HEADBUTTING HIM BUT THEN AS THE HEADSHRINKERS GO FOR DOOMSDAY, RICK COUNTERS IN MID-FUCKING AIR WITH A SCOOP SLAM OFF SAMU'S SHOULDERS Scott tags in and hits a Frankensteiner for the win. Good shit. ***

Backstage: Mean Gene is with EVIL Doink, who has desecrated the bust of Julius Caesar. Gene shows the footage of Doink pulling off his fake arm and beating that meathead Crush with it. Doink says he's just bringing a sense of humor to the party. Gene says Crush may have the last laugh after tonight, and Doink says Crush may be experiencing double vision after tonight and walks off laughing.

Crush vs. EVIL Doink
This is bad, Crush is the dirt worse. The only other thing I hate worse than two guys wearing the same color attire when facing one another is two guts in multi-color attires wrestling one another this is too much, mixed in with the daylight it's a fucking mess. Crush dominates 90% of this with Doink's only bit of offense is hitting double sledges off the top and hitting a piledriver to follow up with some kicks to the mid-section. GODDAMN WRESTLERS ARE DUMB SOMETIMES. The ref gets bumped, and another Doink comes from under the ring with a prosthetic arm. Crush no sells it, so REAL Doink holds Crush up and Fake Doink again hits him with it. They do some mirror fuckery before laughing, fake Doink leaves and the real one covers for the win. *3/4

Snitch ass Bill Alfonso comes out to tell the ref what happen. They go under the ring, but can't see a thing.

Razor Ramon vs. Bob Backlund
This gets 3:45, which is the 2nd shortest match of the night behind that post-main event fuckery. SO FUCK EVERYTHING! Razor uses his power to push Bob around, so Bob uses his amateur wrestling to avoid him which pisses Razor off. Razor comes back with good looking punches and strikes, Backlund selling, but then it just ends super abruptly when Razor gets an inside cradle to win. During this Macho Man says during the Mania brunch Lex Luger knocked Bret Hart out. *3/4

Backstage: Mean Gene is with Money INC, Gene says he believes their title are in jeopardy tonight. He then shows footage of them fucking up stupid Beefcakes face with the briefcase. Ted says it's time to stop crying about it and put up or shut up. He says this is their backyard and you don't come into their house and make bets. IRS says he heard Hogan got into an accident at the gym last night, and that's what money can do.

WWF World Tag Team Championships: Money INC vs. The MegaManiacs (w/Jimmy Hart)
Hogan comes out support a black eye @Deezy do you know the real story was it, Did he get jumped by Money INC's goons, did a weight fall on his face, was it the Warrior, was it a Jet-Ski or was it, Savage? This is stupid long at 18:27, yes that's right Beefcake, IRS and Hogan had a MATCH GO 18 FUCKING MINUTES AND 27 SECONDS! FUCK ME! Ted tries he really does, he must really like them because he's busting out all his awesome bumping. The faces control early on, but Money Inc. tries to bail and Earl Hebner pulls the REF FUCKERY ON THOUSAND MILLION CARD, and claims that they'll lose the belts on count out. Baby Earl got stroke like dat. The champs take over on Hogan with Ted poking him in the throat, we get some awesome choking stuff like IRS ripping off the tag rope to choke him, they then take turns choking Hogan on the top rope. The only thing it lacked was using the wrist tape to choke someone, but covering it up by doing so in the sleeper hold. God dammit, Ted bumps around and makes Beefcakes hot tag look so much better than it really is. Thankfully it gets cut off by Ted hitting him in the back behind the refs back with the briefcase from the floor, we then get another super long heat but now on Beefcake. They take off Beefcakes face protector and work over the face for shits in giggles. The ref gets bumped, during this and Hogan makes the hot tag, he hits both men with the face protector but the ref is still down. BUM ASS JIMMY HART COMES IN AND TRIES TO WAKE UP THE REF, BUT CAN'T SO HE TAKES OFF HIS JACKET AND TURNS IT INSIDE OUT! TO REVEAL TIGER STRIPES EVEN THOUGH WWF REFS WEAR BLUE or PALE WHITE. IDIOT! ANYWAY, HE COUNTS TO THREE, AND IN HOGAN AND BEEFCAKES' REDICULIOUS MINDS THEY THINK THEY WON AND BEGIN CELEBRATING EVEN THOUGH THE BELL DIDN'T RING! Thankfully a legit referee comes down to rightfully DQ them for cheating, so Money Inc retain. *

After the match; MegaManiacs run Money INC off, they threaten the ref for being a good referee. But, Jimmy Hart introjects by throws him out to the floor. They open the briefcase that IRS left to reveal money, and a brick, HOGAN THEN DOES THE EPIC MONEY DANCE! and they give away the hard earned money. But they keep the brick.

Backstage: Mean Gene is with Mr. Perfect, Perfect says Lex claims to be a knockout artist by taking a cheap shot on Bret. Perfect fucks up Lex's name so he just leaves

"The Narcissist" Lex Luger vs. Mr. Perfect
Really great showing by Perfect here, he's outclassed Lex on everything before targeting the knee. All his punches and chops look and sound deadly, Lex sells the knee at first by limping but immediately stops when he murders Perfect with hard Irish whips, Perfect does his incredibly nasty looking bouncy bumps. Lex targets the back is decent, but kinda gets cut short, I like that they're playing up Lex's forearm strength. Perfect doesn't really get much of a comeback, it kinda just ends when Luger got a backslide to win and Perfect's feet were on the ropes, but the ref missed it, so Luger won. So where is the ref to argue this call? **1/4

After the match; Lex hits Perfect with a running forearm and KO's him, Lex leaves as Perfect slowly comes to, and walks to the back, pissed off. The camera follows him, and he finds Luger talking to Shawn Michaels in the back. He attacks Luger and throws him down, but Shawn Michaels attacks from behind. He hits Perfect with a garbage can to the head and keeps hitting him with it until officials come over to pull Shawn off.

FUCK YEAH! SHAWN/PERFECT FEUD!

Giant Gonzalez (w/Harvey Whippleman) vs. The Undertaker (w/Paul Bearer)
All-time worse Taker Mania match ever, holy shit. Everything Gonzalez goes comes off looking fake or he doesn't connect and misses which shows how fake this shit is at times. Like whenever Taker hits him, he has this awful puzzled facial expression and stumbles around it's so bad. Taker tries, he bumps around but there is only so much '93 Taker can do. This goes for 7 and a half, the chinlock feels like 37 minutes. GOD DAMN THIS SUCKS SO MUCH! At some point, Taker makes a comeback so Gonzalez headbutts Bearer and pulls out a chloroform rag and smothers Taker with it for a DQ. 1/2*

After the match; Gonzalez keeps it up until Taker stops moving. Refs, agents and EMT's come down, and tend to Taker. Gonzalez starts taking out officials, and The Undertaker is stretchered out. Gonzalez refuses to leave, but Taker comes back out. He clotheslines him twice, and hits the Jumping Clothesline to knock Giant Gonzalez off his feet. He rolls out and leaves, and Taker poses in the ring.

Backstage: Mean Gene is with Hulk Hogan, Gene asks what happen to his eye but Hogan quickly ducks the question and says he just left WWE Champion Bret Harts dressing room and told him all the Hulkamaniacs and Hulk Hogan are in his corner. He says that lately, people keep stepping over the line in regards to Brutus, him, and lately, everyone in Yoko's path. He tells Bret to watch Yoko and Fuji like a cat, and again says, everyone is on his side. He says he's issuing a challenge to either Bret or the Jap to face him for the title, but after seeing the look in Bret's eyes, he knows the title will stay in the US of A. WHATCHA GONNA DO~!

WWF World Heavyweight Championship: Yokozuna (w/Mr. Fuji) vs. Bret Hart
Fun for 9 minutes, Bret isn't afraid of Yoko so he foes right at him with rapid punches but it doesn't work, he does manage to get him off his feet, but he uses the ropes to trip him up. But he doesn't have enough power to knock Yoko off his feet, and that allows the big guy to take over. YOKO BUSTS OUT THE SHOULDER BLADE NURVE HOLD! That fills up a bunch of time before Bret makes a brief comeback but runs into Yoko's killer superkick and he takes over again, late in the match Bret pulls the turnbuckle pad off as Yoko pulls him out from the corner, he then slams Yoko's head on it and gets the big man off his feet, he then locks in the Sharpshooter but Mr. Fuji throws salt in Bret's eyes and covers for the win. **1/2

After the match; Hogan checks on Bret, as Mr. Fuji grabs a mic and says Yoko challenges him to a match right now. Hogan blows him off, to check on Bret. BUT FUJI SAYS HE'LL EVEN PUT THE TITLE ON THE LINE! Bret keeps waving his hand but Hogan takes that as a sign to go and take the match, so Hogan leaves Bret on the floor and enters the ring.

WWF World Heavyweight Championship: Yokozuna (w/Mr. Fuji) vs. Hulk Hogan
Yoko holds Hogan, so Fuji can throw salt in his eyes but Hogan ducks and Yoko gets salted. He kicks Fuji out of the ring, Hogan hits a running clothesline taking Yoko off his feet and hits the leg drop for the win. Hogan celebrates like he just wrestled a 30-minute classic and celebrates with the title.

 

[Deezy]

Hogan's black eye came from a jet ski crash.

Brother Bruti confirmed in his book, and since he basically buried everyone in it and he's not on speaking terms with the Hulkster, seems the most legit.

 

[Chris]

One of the weirdest Manias ever, it looked like it was gonna be pushing the next generation heavily and then Hogan still walks out with the belt lmao

 

[Crippler]

WWF World Heavyweight Champion: Hulk Hogan
WWF Intercontinental Champion: Shawn Michaels
WWF World Tag Team Champions: Money Inc.

WWF Monday Night RAW:
April 5th, 1993
Manhattan Center: New York City

Commentary: Vince McMahon & Randy Savage. FUCK YES! THAT FAT FUCK IS GONE!

Virgil vs. Bam Bam Bigelow
Way too much Virgil offense so the crowd chants he sucks He blows a dropkick, and a baseball slide a minute in Bam Bam has a fine control and hits the Diving Headbutt for the win.

Jerry Lawler comes out for his debut match on RAW. He says that since he's The King of Wrestling, he's used to being treated with respect, and demands respect. He the crowd begin to chant "BURGER KING!" He says if they don't stop, he'll leave right now and not wrestle. They keep it up, and Lawler says he'll walk out if they continue. They keep chanting it, so Lawler just walks off to the back.

In the back, Mean Gene is with Mr. Fuji and Yokozuna. Gene says Fuji said he's filing a formal complaint to Jack Tunney that Yokozuna vs. Hulk Hogan was not a sanctioned match, and his Yokozuna should be WWF Champion right now, because there was no contract and Yokozuna/Hogan for the WWF Title was never actually sanctioned by the WWF.

Kim Chee vs. Bob Backlund
This happens, for some reason, Bob struggles against this fuck. He's offense is basicly face slam, kick or punch then back to a chinlock. They do that for 2 minutes before Bob makes a comeback, he catches him trying a Monkey Flip, and put on a Bridging O'Connor Roll for the win. AWFUL!

Damien Demento vs. Jim Brunzell
Filler match, just here so that fat fuck Bartlett can call up and say he lost all his money and is stranded in Vegas. Vince pretends the connection is shot when Bartlett asks for money and hangs up. Demento wins with a fucking knee drop.

Jerry Lawler comes back out for his match, but another "BURGER KING!" chant breaks out, so goes to the back again.

The Beverly Brothers vs. The Steiner Brothers
FUCK YEAH! RUMBLE REMATCH!!!! Stieners win the amateur and mat wrestling to start, they complain about the Stieners cheating when they don't and they're the ones that cheat to get the advantage, Beverly's have a great heat segment on Scott, tons of cheating behind the refs back. Double teams that are so basic it's great. Rick doesn't have as much of a great hot tag like he did at Mania, but this one is still really good. Scotty blind tags back in, he avoids a double team and hits the Frankinsteiner for the win. **3/4

Jerry Lawler comes out for his match, but the "Burger King" chants are still happening, so as he goes to leave. JIM FUCKING POWERS RUNS OUT AND ATTACKS HIM ON THE FLOOR TO BEGIN THE MATCH.

Jerry Lawer vs. Jim Powers
The "Burger King" chants keeps throwing King off, so it allows Jim to control and bounce him around. Lawler takes over with his awesome punches, he works the head and face but keeps pointing and yelling at Savage on commentary. Powers makes a comeback, but Lawer cuts it off and hits a piledriver, he also pulls the trunks on the cover even though Powers is clearly out for the win

After the match; Vince calls Lawler over for an interview, Lawer calls Savage scum like all the people from New York. He says Savage can run his mouth from the table, cause he doesn't have the guts to face him in the ring.

These shows are so bad, I'm gonna start doing 1 a night. No way i can sit through 4 a day even at 45 minutes.

 

[Deezy]

Betta put some respect on the Kim Chee Brawler