Stupid pussycat, always bringin up your old news
I'm keepin this site alive fueled by Jeffus Christ and booze
One of those nostalgic MP fucks, you must be real proud
Meanwhile us relevant people still makin noise real loud
Thinkin you're all that with your promos and such,
Man you must not read real promos all that much
See you forget who voted in the first place to make you champ
When in reality you and Jack's RP's couldn't make a virgin damp
Wanna spit real truth son? You suck more than before
The way your ass opens and closes I'd think it's a door.
All this effort tryin to get Snake to leave Solid for you
When all you've done is shown your colors true
A pussy is all you are and all you'll ever be
Cuz real life pussy's something you'll never see
So keep bringin up the bullshit past, let's just see where that gets you,
But let's find out what happens when the God of Ultraviolence starts to stretch you
You'll tap quicker than Ronda Rousey lost to Holly Holm
Because I conquer whatever the fuck place that I may roam