Yo Snake and Punk, bumpin old threads is wack.
But thanks for the invitation to bring the Beer God back.
The real crime here is bumping Kelly Kelly,
Her careers been expired longer than smelly jelly.
In all realness I'm glad I see how much I've grown as a person.
But I'm not sure whether to thank y'all or this Natty I been nursin.
Now quit breakin Botchie's rules or I'll report y'all to big Solidus.
Cuz I know none of y'all got the balls to follow this.
I'm the best rapper on here son, better than OG Cena and the Real1 Enzo.
But perhaps I should quit slayin legends and go get some real friends though.
I'm out for now, cuz you're right, this thread's cringe.
So imma go fin this beer and Twin Peaks on a binge.
Ironic mic drop
*drops mic*