WWEF President 2020

[Rosie]

I am torn between Kevin and Beavie, if he is still doing this

A vote for Beavie is a vote for more cute things and a foreign policy based on hugs, not hate.

 

[Jay-Ashley]

A vote for Beavie is a vote for more cute things and a foreign policy based on hugs, not hate.

That is why I am torn. Both you and Kevin are great and share the same "ideas" in a way.

 

[Rosie]

That is why I am torn. Both you and Kevin are great and share the same "ideas" in a way.

But I have a Bachalor's in Political Science.

 

[bullyballmm]

I mean, who here is a half a semester away from completing a degree in Political Science and has worked on a campaign team before? I think the answer is clear.

Beavie for President, which I will quickly rename to PM.

My platform is:
Creating a hug rating
A tax system for forum cash, and using the fictional currency to fund a cat gif
Declaring the Beaver the forum's national animal.
Banning the words "incel, smark, and neckbeard"

Marry me future Prime Minister Beavie

 

[Jeffry Mason]

A vote for Beavie is a vote for more cute things and a foreign policy based on hugs, not hate.

A beaver is a woodland creature. A bear is also a woodland creature. Therefore a bear is equal to a beaver, meaning a beaver hug is equal to a bear hug, meaning he is trying to trick you all into voting for him so he can make us all tap out and gain total world forum domination.

Don't be fooled. Jeffry is here to protect and save you all. Much like how I save a thread from obscurity and/or inactivity every time I make a post somewhere.

 

[Jay-Ashley]

But I have a Bachalor's in Political Science.

True...one question though. Will there be Gengars?

 

[Rosie]

Marry me future Prime Minister Beavie

I am sorry, that is not my sexual orientation, but under the Beavie administration, we will let love win, no matter the kind, except for Pedophilia. That is different.

 

[bullyballmm]

I am sorry, that is not my sexual orientation, but under the Beavie administration, we will let love win, no matter the kind, except for Pedophilia. That is different.

Aww I wanted to be First Lady. I could wear a dress and everything.

You can have your Monica Lewinsky. I don't mind being in a sexless marriage.

 

[Rosie]

True...one question though. Will there be Gengars?

Of course. We will also have trading posts so people may evolve their Haunters and trade evolutions if they must without risk of stealing.

A beaver is a woodland creature. A bear is also a woodland creature. Therefore a bear is equal to a beaver, meaning a beaver hug is equal to a bear hug, meaning he is trying to trick you all into voting for him so he can make us all tap out and gain total world forum domination.

Don't be fooled. Jeffry is here to protect and save you all. Much like how I save a thread from obscurity and/or inactivity every time I make a post somewhere.

Do not be fooled for this slippery slope falacy. I myself will provide protection, but I realize as a democratically elected official, must earn the trust of my electorates, rather than ask them to simply surrender to trust.

 

[Just Kevin]

I will PayPal $50 to everyone who votes for me #briberyforthewin

 

[Jay-Ashley]

Of course. We will also have trading posts so people may evolve their Haunters and trade evolutions if they must without risk of stealing.

This great news to hear.

I will PayPal $50 to everyone who votes for me #briberyforthewin

This is tempting...but I shall be an honorable man.

 

[Jeffry Mason]

I am sorry, that is not my sexual orientation, but under the Beavie administration, we will let love win, no matter the kind, except for Pedophilia. That is different.

Also ladies and gentlemen, note that he did not exclude beastiality. Beavie supports sex with animals confirmed! Is this really the type of rodent (in the literal, beaver kind of way of course, not the insult way. I shall not stoop to the low levels of childish insults) that YOU want as the President of our precious forum?

 

[The Gipper]

.....So we’re gonna forget about me here? Ok. Beavers too busy with LDW, Jeffry, as much as he is a good candidate, hasn’t been here for a good part of the campaign so he should be not be apart of the conversation, Kevin....

*hits Kevin with a chair*

Is sleeping on the job before he even gets it. I forgot who else was apart of this but they also suck. Vote me dammit.

 

[bullyballmm]

I heard rumours that a Canadian running for office in an upcoming election had old photos of him surface in blackface - @Beavie how do you explain yourself?

 

[Jeffry Mason]

Jeffry, as much as he is a good candidate, hasn’t been here for a good part of the campaign so he should be not be apart of the conversation

This is the campaign thread and I was the last person to post in it until today. It seems that while everyone else was actually here, not doing anything to make this place awesome again, I took a break to better myself FOR THE PEOPLE and returned even awesomer than I was before, got called a god by political opponent Kevin, and then brought this thread back from its grave where the rest of you unfortunately let it stay during my absence.

And let's be real, Reag. Do you REALLY want to be blamed for even more than you are now? When I am elected, not only will you still get to have a cushy, well respected title of Head of Transportation, but I vow to pardon all of your past, starting by spreading a NEW hashtag: #UnblameReag Pretty great ey? People will forget all about that silly old hashtag that didn't make any sense to begin with