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Kaedon, you're acting like Peepshow wants every RAW, every Smackdown!, every ECW, hell, every developmental match, to open with "DON'T TAKE THIS SHOW SERIOUSLY. EVERYTHING YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE IS COMPLETELY FAKE. ALL PERSONALITIES ARE SCRIPTED AND ACTED OUT, THE PUNCHES DON'T CONNECT, THE UNDERTAKER IS NOT ACTUALLY UNDEAD AND CANNOT SUMMON FIRE AND LIGHTNING BOLTS, RIC FLAIRS SLAPS AND LEGLOCK ARE AS PAINLESS AND LAUGHABLE AS THEY LOOK, ANY FALL OVER 3 METERS HAS TO BE ONTO A PROFESSIONAL STUNT MAT OTHERWISE OUR COMPANY HEALTH INSURANCE WOULD DOUBLE AND WE'D LOSE OUR DENTAL PLAN, FUNAKI CAN SPEAK ENGLISH, SNITSKY BRUSHES HIS TEETH AND IS ACTUALLY A WHOLESOME FAMILY MAN WHO DONATES MONEY TO THE SICK KITTENS FOUNDATION, KING BOOKER ACTUALLY HAS NO ROYAL HERITAGE AND HOLDS NO MONARCHICAL POWER, KANE DID NOT SLEEP WITH LITA (MAYBE HIS ACTOR GLEN JACOBS DID, WE DON'T KNOW, IT'S A BIG LOCKER ROOM AND THEY'RE ALONE BACK THERE FOR HOURS), AND IF IT APPEARS THAT ANY OF OUR ESSENTIAL STUNTMEN APPEAR TO BE INJURED, 99.9% CHANCE THAT IT'S SCRIPTED SO FEEL FREE TO MOCK HIM AS HE'S WHEELED OUT. WE GET OFF ON YOUR RIDICULE."
What Peepshow is asking for is simply a more readily available admittance by WWE that their shows are fake, just so mainstream media and your average joe will stop getting the idea that we think it's all real. Perhaps more importantly, for the SEVERELY uneducated idiot, this admittance will make people stop thinking that the superstars actually act the way they do when they're in the real world. This newfound respect for the professional wrestling industry will boost ratings of WWE, TNA, and every other promotion down to the tiniest city-wide community fair thing. If your precious 8 year olds actually watch the news or frequent any media outlet that points out that wrestling is fake, then you can worry that WWE will go out of business all because of this. But the respect professional wrestling would get from a more readily available admittance that it's all scripted, leading to more viewers willing to give it a chance, would more than balance out the three 8 year olds who would actually stop watching forever once they heard the news.
What Peepshow is asking for is simply a more readily available admittance by WWE that their shows are fake, just so mainstream media and your average joe will stop getting the idea that we think it's all real. Perhaps more importantly, for the SEVERELY uneducated idiot, this admittance will make people stop thinking that the superstars actually act the way they do when they're in the real world. This newfound respect for the professional wrestling industry will boost ratings of WWE, TNA, and every other promotion down to the tiniest city-wide community fair thing. If your precious 8 year olds actually watch the news or frequent any media outlet that points out that wrestling is fake, then you can worry that WWE will go out of business all because of this. But the respect professional wrestling would get from a more readily available admittance that it's all scripted, leading to more viewers willing to give it a chance, would more than balance out the three 8 year olds who would actually stop watching forever once they heard the news.
