Episode Four
It's Raw's go-home show for BRAGGING RIGHTS and the show starts with ECW Champion Christian coming out to a big pop from the Raw fans. Christian heads to the ring and takes a microphone from announcer Justin Roberts.
Christian: "Monday Night Raw just got Extreme! In six days time I go into BRAGGING RIGHTS with the WWE Champion, and the World Heavyweight Champion! The three top athletes in the WWE in the same ring at the same time...but there can be only ONE winner! And you fans, the WWE Universe, you get to vote for which one of those championships titles will be on the line. Whatever happens I'm walking out of BRAGGING RIGHTS the ECW Champion! Buf if I get the chance then I'm taking the WWE or the World Heavyweight Title with me! I'm gonna take it to Tuesday nights on SyFy, and I'm gonna force the rest of the world to give ECW the respect that it's due! Because that's...how we roll!"
'This Fire Burns' hits the speakers and World Heavyweight Champion CM Punk walks out to a chorus of boos from the Raw audience. Punk stands on the Raw stage with a microphone in his hands the championship belt round his waist.
CM Punk: "Ladies and gentlemen, the third-rate champion of a third-rate brand. Christian is the champion of worn-out, beaten down has-beens like Tommy Dreamer, and gaudy freakshows like Goldust. You see Christian, I used to be the ECW Champion. I used to work Tuesday nights on SyFy. And then I graduated to the big-time. I graduated to the A-Show. I graduated...to Smackdown! I am better than ECW. I am better than Raw. I am the World Heavyweight Champion!"
Christian: "What you are is a holier-than-thou, self-righteous asshole! Call yourself Straight Edge, call yourself better than everyone else, better than these fans...but at the end of the day you're only as good as your last match. And Friday night you got your ass kicked by John Cena on your own show. So how about tomorrow night you make your return to ECW, so you can get your ass kicked on MY show!"
CM Punk: "Now I'm a star I don't have to go anywhere near ECW...but I'll do it to prove to you, to ECW and to the entire WWE Universe that Smackdown is the dominant brand!"
Carlito Vs Jamie Noble
Noble starts his offence as soon as the bell rings, hammering Carlito with right hands and elbows. Carlito hits a low blow and Noble staggers back across the ring. As Carlito gloats, Noble shows he can break the rules with the best of them and hits a low blow of his own! As Carlito doubles over, Noble slaps on a headlock and drills his opponent into the canvas with a running bulldog. Noble starts to build momentum with some snap suplexes, but as he attempts a third, Carlito blocks the lift with his leg. Carlito transitions from the hold into a Flowing DDT! Carlito quickly hooks the leg but only gets a two-count before Noble kicks out. Carlito sends Noble crashing into the turnbuckle face-first, and then attempts the Backstabber, only for Noble to grab the top rope to block the fall! Noble leaps up to the top rope and lands a leaping Leg Drop for the three-count!
Winner - Jamie Noble via pinfall
ECW Xport Match
Sheamus Vs Yoshi Tatsu
Sheamus attacks before the bell with a big running bicycle-kick to the side of Yoshi's head! Sheamus pounds Yoshi on the canvas with brutal MMA-style strikes! The referee pulls Sheamus off Yoshi and issues him with a stern warning. Sheamus goes straight back on the attack, but Yoshi is ready for him with some quick kicks to the thigh and leg. Sheamus hits the ropes and comes off with a huge clothesline, flooring Tatsu! Yoshi flips up and catches the Celt with a Spinning Heel Kick. Yoshi attempts a Sprinboard Moonsault, but Sheamus raises his knees, driving them into Yoshi's gut! Sheamus grabs Yoshi by the head, traps him in the corner and pummels him with forearms and elbow strikes! The referee quickly comes in with a five-count to break things up, as as Sheamus backs off and is warned by the referee...Yoshi nails him with a lightning fast Roundhouse Kick to the face! Sheamus is out cold as Tatsu makes the cover!
Winner - Yoshi Tatsu via pinfall
'Icebreaker' plays across the arena and Mikie James makes her return to Raw! The crowd give her a great reaction as she makes her way to the ring, a neck-brace supporting her head and the Women's Championship belt around her waist. The ring has a talk-show set inside, and Mickie takes the host's seat.
Mickie: "Hi everybody! It's great to finally be back in front of all you fans on Monday Night Raw, and even though I'm not medically cleared to wrestle after my injury, I'm really psyched about my new show! It's called All The Right Moves, and I'll be interviewing a WWE Superstar! The best part is, I have no idea who my guests are going to be! So let's bring out my first surprise guest!"
'Masterpiece' hits the speakers and out walks Chris Masters!
Mickie gets out of her seat and backs up across the ring as Masters steps through the ropes. The fans are booing Masters heavily as he picks up a microphone.
Mickie: "You're supposed to be suspended! You're the jerk who broke my collar-bone! Why are you here?!"
Masters: "I'm you're first guest! Y'see, Monday Night Raw has a new General Manager...and this General Manager has decided to lift my suspension. The new General Manager has decided to bring Chris Masters back to Raw!"
Mickie: "What the hell is wrong with you?! Why did you attack me and Maryse? Why did you go psycho on Kofi Kingston?"
Masters: "Why? Because I'm sick and tired of being a side-show act around here! Because I'm sick of having my size and my strength ignored! Why did I do it Mickie? Because people need to learn to fear and respect Chris Masters!"
Chris Masters gets right up in Mickie James' face!
Masters: "And right now I know that you fear me...the fans fear me...and Kofi Kingston sure as hell fears me!"
'S.O.S.' kicks in and Kofi Kingston comes sprinting down to the ring! Kofi slides under the ropes and attacks Chris Masters straight away! Kofi hammers Masters with right hands, backing him up to the ropes. Kofi dashes across the ring, hits the ropes and comes flying at Masters... but the Masterpiece locks him up in The Masterlock! Kofi kicks and struggles to get free, but is helpless! Masters shakes him back and forth in the Masterlock, before delifering and Full Nelson Slam! Masters poses in the ring as the fans boo his actions!
MVP Vs Primo
Primo offers a handshake before locking up, but MVP is weary of this. The two men do shake hands and then lock up and trade waistlocks. MVP takes Primo down with a snapmare and follows up with a dropkick to the back of the head. MVP shoots Primo into the ropes and lands a hip-toss, but then he goes for Ballin' far too early in the match, and Primo nails him with an uppercut to the jaw! MVP is rocked and Primo lands a dazzling Hurricanrana! Primo flies off the top rope with a Leg Drop, makes a cover but can only get a two-count before MVP kicks out. At this stage in the bout Legacy comes out from the back and slowly make their way down the ramp towards the ring. Meanwhile, MVP regains control in the ring by nailing Primo with a brutal Drive-By kick to the face! MVP goes for Ballin' once again, but Ted DiBiase grabs his boot! MVP turns around and starts yelling at Legacy! Cody Rhodes dares MVP to hit him, as as Porter leans over the top rope, Primo comes from behind and nails the Backcracker! Primo makes the cover and gets the three-count!
Winner - Primo via pinfall
Jack Swagger's All-American Title Celebration continues on Monday Night Raw, carrying both the United States Championsip and an American flag with him to the ring.
Swagger: "It's time for another All-American Challenge by YOUR United States Champion! Now the rules are-"
Jack Swagger is suddenly interrupted by 'Aint No Make Believe' as John Morrison appears on the video-screen!
Morrison: "Oh my God are you boring! Week-in and week-out with this All-American crap! Swagger, you have to be the dullest champion in the history of the WWE! And that's the difference between the brands, Raw has Jack Swagger...while Smackdown has The Guru of Greatness! The Shaman of Sexy! John freakin' Morrison!"
Swagger: "This is not your show, hippie! This is Monday Night Raw where the WWE is has an All-American Champion, not some long-haired, metro-sexual!"
Morrison: "Well hey, don't worry about it Jack, because in the Double Jeapordy Match on Sunday night I'm gonna take that United States title from off you, and add it to the Intercontinental one around my oh-so-sexy waist!"
Main Event
John Cena Vs Chavo Guerrero
Chavo gets a strong fan-reaction against the WWE Champion. Cena absorbs some great right hands from Chavo and fires back with some of his own, then comes off the ropes with a flyring shoulder-barge that floors Chavo. But Guerrero flips back up quickly and takes Cena over with a Hurricanrana! Chavo climbs to the second rope and flies off with a big dropkick for a quick two-count! Cena kicks out of this and sends Chavo sprawling into corner. Cena come sin with big right hands, but Guerrero turns him around and fires back with blows of his own! Chavo hits two rolling suplexes on the champ, and attempts to finish it with his Brainbuster, but Cena drops back down and hits the Attitude Adjustment!
Winner - John Cena via pinfall
As soon as the bell rings, CM Punk slides into the ring and stalks Cena! As Cena gets to his feet and the referee raises his arm, Punk attacks him from behind and sets him up for the GTS! But Christian gets in the ring and kicks Punk's leg out from under him! Kill-Switch Engaged! Christian drops CM Punk with the Kill-Switch and stands tall seven days before BRAGGING RIGHTS!
It's Raw's go-home show for BRAGGING RIGHTS and the show starts with ECW Champion Christian coming out to a big pop from the Raw fans. Christian heads to the ring and takes a microphone from announcer Justin Roberts.
Christian: "Monday Night Raw just got Extreme! In six days time I go into BRAGGING RIGHTS with the WWE Champion, and the World Heavyweight Champion! The three top athletes in the WWE in the same ring at the same time...but there can be only ONE winner! And you fans, the WWE Universe, you get to vote for which one of those championships titles will be on the line. Whatever happens I'm walking out of BRAGGING RIGHTS the ECW Champion! Buf if I get the chance then I'm taking the WWE or the World Heavyweight Title with me! I'm gonna take it to Tuesday nights on SyFy, and I'm gonna force the rest of the world to give ECW the respect that it's due! Because that's...how we roll!"
'This Fire Burns' hits the speakers and World Heavyweight Champion CM Punk walks out to a chorus of boos from the Raw audience. Punk stands on the Raw stage with a microphone in his hands the championship belt round his waist.
CM Punk: "Ladies and gentlemen, the third-rate champion of a third-rate brand. Christian is the champion of worn-out, beaten down has-beens like Tommy Dreamer, and gaudy freakshows like Goldust. You see Christian, I used to be the ECW Champion. I used to work Tuesday nights on SyFy. And then I graduated to the big-time. I graduated to the A-Show. I graduated...to Smackdown! I am better than ECW. I am better than Raw. I am the World Heavyweight Champion!"
Christian: "What you are is a holier-than-thou, self-righteous asshole! Call yourself Straight Edge, call yourself better than everyone else, better than these fans...but at the end of the day you're only as good as your last match. And Friday night you got your ass kicked by John Cena on your own show. So how about tomorrow night you make your return to ECW, so you can get your ass kicked on MY show!"
CM Punk: "Now I'm a star I don't have to go anywhere near ECW...but I'll do it to prove to you, to ECW and to the entire WWE Universe that Smackdown is the dominant brand!"
Carlito Vs Jamie Noble
Noble starts his offence as soon as the bell rings, hammering Carlito with right hands and elbows. Carlito hits a low blow and Noble staggers back across the ring. As Carlito gloats, Noble shows he can break the rules with the best of them and hits a low blow of his own! As Carlito doubles over, Noble slaps on a headlock and drills his opponent into the canvas with a running bulldog. Noble starts to build momentum with some snap suplexes, but as he attempts a third, Carlito blocks the lift with his leg. Carlito transitions from the hold into a Flowing DDT! Carlito quickly hooks the leg but only gets a two-count before Noble kicks out. Carlito sends Noble crashing into the turnbuckle face-first, and then attempts the Backstabber, only for Noble to grab the top rope to block the fall! Noble leaps up to the top rope and lands a leaping Leg Drop for the three-count!
Winner - Jamie Noble via pinfall
Michael Cole:"Next up on Monday Night Raw, we play host to the first exported match from ECW, and it's an international affair as Japanese Superstar Yoshi Tatsu takes on the Celtic Warrior Sheamus! And these two will be looking for YOUR votes going into Bragging Rights. The Double Jeapordy match is open to one ECW Superstar who'll get the chance to win either the United States Championship or the Intercontinental Championship. They'll have everything to gain and nothing to lose!"
ECW Xport Match
Sheamus Vs Yoshi Tatsu
Sheamus attacks before the bell with a big running bicycle-kick to the side of Yoshi's head! Sheamus pounds Yoshi on the canvas with brutal MMA-style strikes! The referee pulls Sheamus off Yoshi and issues him with a stern warning. Sheamus goes straight back on the attack, but Yoshi is ready for him with some quick kicks to the thigh and leg. Sheamus hits the ropes and comes off with a huge clothesline, flooring Tatsu! Yoshi flips up and catches the Celt with a Spinning Heel Kick. Yoshi attempts a Sprinboard Moonsault, but Sheamus raises his knees, driving them into Yoshi's gut! Sheamus grabs Yoshi by the head, traps him in the corner and pummels him with forearms and elbow strikes! The referee quickly comes in with a five-count to break things up, as as Sheamus backs off and is warned by the referee...Yoshi nails him with a lightning fast Roundhouse Kick to the face! Sheamus is out cold as Tatsu makes the cover!
Winner - Yoshi Tatsu via pinfall
'Icebreaker' plays across the arena and Mikie James makes her return to Raw! The crowd give her a great reaction as she makes her way to the ring, a neck-brace supporting her head and the Women's Championship belt around her waist. The ring has a talk-show set inside, and Mickie takes the host's seat.
Mickie: "Hi everybody! It's great to finally be back in front of all you fans on Monday Night Raw, and even though I'm not medically cleared to wrestle after my injury, I'm really psyched about my new show! It's called All The Right Moves, and I'll be interviewing a WWE Superstar! The best part is, I have no idea who my guests are going to be! So let's bring out my first surprise guest!"
'Masterpiece' hits the speakers and out walks Chris Masters!
Michael Cole: "It's Chris Masters! It's the man who injured Mickie James in the first place! What the hell is he doing here?!"
Mickie gets out of her seat and backs up across the ring as Masters steps through the ropes. The fans are booing Masters heavily as he picks up a microphone.
Mickie: "You're supposed to be suspended! You're the jerk who broke my collar-bone! Why are you here?!"
Masters: "I'm you're first guest! Y'see, Monday Night Raw has a new General Manager...and this General Manager has decided to lift my suspension. The new General Manager has decided to bring Chris Masters back to Raw!"
Mickie: "What the hell is wrong with you?! Why did you attack me and Maryse? Why did you go psycho on Kofi Kingston?"
Masters: "Why? Because I'm sick and tired of being a side-show act around here! Because I'm sick of having my size and my strength ignored! Why did I do it Mickie? Because people need to learn to fear and respect Chris Masters!"
Chris Masters gets right up in Mickie James' face!
Masters: "And right now I know that you fear me...the fans fear me...and Kofi Kingston sure as hell fears me!"
'S.O.S.' kicks in and Kofi Kingston comes sprinting down to the ring! Kofi slides under the ropes and attacks Chris Masters straight away! Kofi hammers Masters with right hands, backing him up to the ropes. Kofi dashes across the ring, hits the ropes and comes flying at Masters... but the Masterpiece locks him up in The Masterlock! Kofi kicks and struggles to get free, but is helpless! Masters shakes him back and forth in the Masterlock, before delifering and Full Nelson Slam! Masters poses in the ring as the fans boo his actions!
MVP Vs Primo
Primo offers a handshake before locking up, but MVP is weary of this. The two men do shake hands and then lock up and trade waistlocks. MVP takes Primo down with a snapmare and follows up with a dropkick to the back of the head. MVP shoots Primo into the ropes and lands a hip-toss, but then he goes for Ballin' far too early in the match, and Primo nails him with an uppercut to the jaw! MVP is rocked and Primo lands a dazzling Hurricanrana! Primo flies off the top rope with a Leg Drop, makes a cover but can only get a two-count before MVP kicks out. At this stage in the bout Legacy comes out from the back and slowly make their way down the ramp towards the ring. Meanwhile, MVP regains control in the ring by nailing Primo with a brutal Drive-By kick to the face! MVP goes for Ballin' once again, but Ted DiBiase grabs his boot! MVP turns around and starts yelling at Legacy! Cody Rhodes dares MVP to hit him, as as Porter leans over the top rope, Primo comes from behind and nails the Backcracker! Primo makes the cover and gets the three-count!
Winner - Primo via pinfall
Jack Swagger's All-American Title Celebration continues on Monday Night Raw, carrying both the United States Championsip and an American flag with him to the ring.
Swagger: "It's time for another All-American Challenge by YOUR United States Champion! Now the rules are-"
Jack Swagger is suddenly interrupted by 'Aint No Make Believe' as John Morrison appears on the video-screen!
Morrison: "Oh my God are you boring! Week-in and week-out with this All-American crap! Swagger, you have to be the dullest champion in the history of the WWE! And that's the difference between the brands, Raw has Jack Swagger...while Smackdown has The Guru of Greatness! The Shaman of Sexy! John freakin' Morrison!"
Swagger: "This is not your show, hippie! This is Monday Night Raw where the WWE is has an All-American Champion, not some long-haired, metro-sexual!"
Morrison: "Well hey, don't worry about it Jack, because in the Double Jeapordy Match on Sunday night I'm gonna take that United States title from off you, and add it to the Intercontinental one around my oh-so-sexy waist!"
Main Event
John Cena Vs Chavo Guerrero
Chavo gets a strong fan-reaction against the WWE Champion. Cena absorbs some great right hands from Chavo and fires back with some of his own, then comes off the ropes with a flyring shoulder-barge that floors Chavo. But Guerrero flips back up quickly and takes Cena over with a Hurricanrana! Chavo climbs to the second rope and flies off with a big dropkick for a quick two-count! Cena kicks out of this and sends Chavo sprawling into corner. Cena come sin with big right hands, but Guerrero turns him around and fires back with blows of his own! Chavo hits two rolling suplexes on the champ, and attempts to finish it with his Brainbuster, but Cena drops back down and hits the Attitude Adjustment!
Winner - John Cena via pinfall
As soon as the bell rings, CM Punk slides into the ring and stalks Cena! As Cena gets to his feet and the referee raises his arm, Punk attacks him from behind and sets him up for the GTS! But Christian gets in the ring and kicks Punk's leg out from under him! Kill-Switch Engaged! Christian drops CM Punk with the Kill-Switch and stands tall seven days before BRAGGING RIGHTS!