RAW 7/4/'08
Arena at Harbor Yard
Brideport
Connecticut
The intro for RAW starts to roll. We get to enjoy the new clip that comes with the theme song. Then we cut to the arena, where the pyro's explode.
JR: Welcome ladies and gentleman to Brideport, Connecticut. This is good old "JR" Jim Ross, alongside Jerry "The King" Lawler, and we welcome you to another night of RAW action.
King: And we follow up on the story that shocked us all. Last week, Mr. McMahon announced the end of the brand split.
JR: Let's take you back.
Highlights of last week are shown. Mr. McMahon announcing the brand reunison, Ric Flair being appointed General Manager, Firings all through the evening and Batista and other former Smackdown Superstars forming a stable.
JR: But that was not all the news.
King: Certainly not, by the end of the night, we had a Triple Threat Tag Team Championship match for Backlash and a WWE Championship match.
JR: It will be Randy Orton and The Undertaker. Who will reign supreme at Backlash?
Another recap of last week, with Undertaker tombstone piledriving Edge and Orton and Undertaker eye to eye.
The segment ends when the old Smackdown theme hits. Out come Batista, MVP, Chuck Palumbo and Chavo Guerrero.
JR: Last week, these man made a pact.
King: And I don't like any of them.
JR: You and the fans, King.
They enter the ring and Batista grabs a mic.
Batista: Last week was the worst in my life.
The crowd starts to boo and forces Batista to stop talking.
Batista: My world crumbled.
The crowd does it again.
Batista: On Smackdown, I was the Animal. On Smackdown MVP was half man, half amazing. On Smackdown Chavo was a Guerrero. On Smackdown Chuck Palumbo was, well, Chuck Palumbo. But on RAW, we are the punks, the no good sobs, that can be pushed around. And that is something you don't play on the Animal. My friends are with me, we will not be pushed around. RAW, prepare for...
But Batista gets interrupted by "Sexy Boy". Shawn Michaels comes out. He stays on the ramp.
Michaels: Batista, Chavo, Chuck, MVP, what the hell are you trying to prove? You don't want to get pushed around? Well, boehoe. You see, getting pushed around on RAW isn't because you came from Smackdown. No, it is because one is simply not good enough. But, since you clearly are looking for a fight, I took the liberty to assemble my own force. So, let me introduce you...
The Hardy Boyz theme hits and both Hardys come out.
Michaels: Matt and Jeff Hardy!
The crowd gives the brothers a huge pop.
Michaels: And for those John Travolta wannabe's...
Hardcore Holly's theme hits, with both Holly and Cody Rhodes coming out.
Michaels: Hardcore Holly and Cody Rhodes.
Another huge pop from the crowd.
Michaels: But I can still top that.
A count down starts. The fans know who it is. "Break the Walls down" hits.
Michaels: Y2J, Chris Jericho!
Jericho goes to stand next to Michaels, who hands him the mic.
Jericho: What have we got here? One Animal, a lame excuse for a Guerrero, a power ranger and a chump, I mean Chuck. No, seriously, what is this? Carnival?
MVP takes the mic from Batista.
MVP: You think you're funny, huh? Well, let me tell you something Y2 Zero, you're looking at the best damn team since the dawn of this business. And that is because they have me. I am the highest paid player in the game, I am half man, half amazing, MVP.
Jericho: Well, half lame, half annoying, why don't you prove your point? Tonight, you and me, one on one. Y2J vs. MVP, the ayatollah of rock 'n' rolla versus the multicoloured Power Ranger.
MVP: You're on!
Jericho: May the best man win.
MVP: Don't worry, I will.
"Break the Walls down" hits and the RAW alliance leaves the arena.
--- Commercial Break ---
King: That was huge, JR. Shawn Michaels reacted to Batista's actions last week and in what a way.
JR: It will be Chris Jericho taking on MVP later tonight, now, that will be huge.
King: But this one will be too, JR.
"Kennedy!!"
"Turn up the trouble" hits. Mister Kennedy comes out to a loud booing.
JR: Kennedy had a bad week last week, let's see if he can turn the tide.
King: He'll have to, if he wants the Intercontinental Championship.
Mr. Kennedy is in the ring and calls for his mic.
Kennedy: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome, your next Intercontinental Champion, I hail from Greenbay, Wisconsin, Mrrrr. Kennedyyyyyyyy....
Kennedyy.
Then "My Time is Now" hits. John Cena comes out as his usual hyperactive self. The crowd gives him a slight pop.
King: John Cena is one of the most accomplished performers in the WWE. A win here tonight might get Mr. Kennedy in that Main Event spot.
JR: But if John Cena wins, he'll be on his way back to the top.
King: I'm starting to wonder why he has agreed to a match like this, it is clearly way below his league.
JR: I hope Mr. Kennedy hasn't heard that.
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Mr. Kennedy vs. John Cena
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Kennedy and Cena lock in. Cena easily wins this and applies a facelock. Kennedy fights back with elbows to the stomach, forcing Cena to release the hold. Cena holds his stomach in pain and fails to see a clothesline. Kennedy gets Cena down. Kennedy starts stomping away on every body part he can get to, then pulls Cena up. Kennedy locks in a DDT and hits it. He goes for the cover.
1...2...
No! Kick out from John Cena. Cena gets up again and starts fighting back with some hard right hands. after the fifth, Kennedy falls to the ground. Cena goes for the high risk area and hits an elbow drop for the cover.
1...2...
Kennedy manages to kick out. Both men get up. Cena goes for a shoulder block, but gets taken to the ground with a Snapmare. Kennedy smiles cockily, before pulling Cena up again. They start exchanging punches, 'till Kennedy rakes the eyes and sets Cena up for his signature move. Kennedy hits the Mic Check and goes for the pin.
1...2...3!
"Turn up the trouble" hits again, with Kennedy celebrating.
King: He did it, Mr. Kennedy did it! He is going to become our next Intercontinental Champion.
JR: Calm down, King. We don't even know who will be his opponent.
King: If he can beat John Cena, he can beat everyone.
We get a view at the backstage area, where CM Punk and Rey Mysterio walk down the corridor.
JR: It is time for our next match. The second qualifier for the Lightweight Battle Royal.
King: CM Punk and Rey Mysterio will show Jamie Noble and Nunzio what they are made off.
"Booyaka 619" hits and out comes the team of CM Punk and Rey Mysterio.
JR: I'd say Mysterio is looking better than ever.
King: I can't argue with that, and just the fact he has gotten a superstar like CM Punk in his corner, makes me say this isn't going to last long.
Jamie Noble's theme hits and the second team comes out.
King: I am actually wondering why these two haven't been released. It is not like they are anything special.
JR: You can't have a roster purely consisting of Main Eventers, King.
King: If you say so.
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CM Punk & Rey Mysterio vs. Jamie Noble & Nunzio
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Punk and Noble start things off. Noble goes for a clothesline, but Punk ducks and hits a belly-to-back suplex. Noble slowly gets up and starts a fist fight. Punk ducks a right hand and takes down Noble with a Neckbreaker. Punk covers.
1...2...
Kick Out by Noble. Punk goes to his side and tags in Mysterio. Noble gets up, evades an attack from Mysterio and tags in Nunzio. Nunzio gets into the face of Mysterio. Nunzio bounces back from the ropes and attempts a clothesline, but Mysterio evades. Nunzio bounces back, and gets taken down with a dropkick. Mysterio covers.
1...2..
Another kick out. Nunzio gets up, storms at Mysterio, but is taken down. Nunzio lands in position and Mysterio calls for the 619. Mysterio hits it, but instead of going for the cover, he tags in Punk. Then Mysterio storms at Noble and spears him through the ropes.
In the ring, Punk has Nunzio in a Go To Sleep position. Punk hits it and goes for the cover.
1...2...3!
CM Punk's music hits and Mysterio slides in to celebrate.
King: Mysterio and CM Punk advance to Backlash!
JR: A strong performance by these two.
King: It's not like they had a hard time doing it.
Backstage we can see Chris Jericho preparing for his match. Matt & Jeff Hardy walk in.
Jeff: Yo, Chris, you ready, man?
Jericho: I am always ready.
Matt: We just wanted to tell you, that we'll make sure those clowns will stay out of your match.
Jericho: ....
Jericho wants to react, but a familiar voice interrupts.
Flair: Wooooo!
Jericho very nearly jumps into Matt Hardy's arms.
Flair: I just wanted you to know that I am happy you guys stood up to Batista. And off course good luck, Chris.
--- Commercial Break ---
MVP is already in the ring. Jericho has just finished coming down the ramp and is entering the ring.
JR: I wonder where this match is going to go.
King: I...
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MVP vs. Chris Jericho
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King cannot finish, as MVP cheap shot's Jericho, who was just stepping through the ropes. Jericho falls back to the outside. MVP poses in the ring, mocking Jericho. Jericho is getting up and quickly slides in the ring. He manages to evade MVP's tries to stomp him and goes for the offence. Both men are trading punches in the middle of the ring. Jericho ups the tempo and whips MVP in the ropes. MVP bounces back and gets taken down with a Snapmare. Jericho locks in a body scissors. MVP has a hard time trying to get out, but manages to get to the ropes. MVP gets up, but gets rolled up by Jericho.
1...2...
MVP manages to break free. Both men get up again. They start to exchange punches again, but suddenly MVP rakes the eyes and low blows Jericho. The referee calls for the bell.
Lillian: Your winner due to a disqualification, Y2J, Chris Jericho!
From the crowd we can see Chavo Guerrero and Chuck Palumbo coming to the ring. The three men start stomping away on Jericho. After a few seconds, Matt and Jeff Hardy come running out, forcing the trio to retreat.
King: That was so predictable.
JR: Good thing the Hardyz saved the day here.
We cut to the backstage area, where we can see Beth Phoenix lacing up her boots.
King: Look, JR, 6 Diva tag team action coming up.
JR: You are going to behave yourself, right, King?
But then Santino Marella's theme hits. Out comes the arrogant Italian with a mic.
King: Oh, no, not that Santino.
JR: Why is he coming out here?
Santino enters the ring and wants to talk, but has to wait due to a chorus of boo's.
Santino: I'm-a Santino Marella and I am-e on-e a missione. See, my Maria, she left me for Playboy. But I canne not go on without my Maria, so I want her back. And-e I will have her-e back tonight. I'm-e gonna sit next to my good friend Jerry Lawler 'till I get-e an answer.
Santino exits the ring and takes a seat next to Jerry "The King" Lawler.
Mickie James' theme hits and Candice, Mickie and Maria come out.
King: This is going to be so hot, right, Santino?
Santino: I do not-a care, Jerry Lawler, I want-e my Maria back.
King: Ah, just enjoy the show.
Beth Phoenix' theme hits and the opponents come out.
JR: The Glamazon will be more dangerous then ever. She has lost her championship last week and will be looking to get it back.
King: I wouldn't like to be in that ring with her.
JR: Sure, King, that is believable.
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Candice Michelle & Mickie James & Maria vs. Beth Phoenix & Melina & Jillian Hall
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Candice and Beth start off. Candice bounces of the ropes and hits a flying clothesline. she continues to run and bounces back off the ropes. Beth is back on her feet just in time to hit a Snapmare. Candice is screaming in pain, as Beth is wrenching her arm. She drags Candice to her corner and pulls her up. Then she tags in Melina. Beth military presses Candice and drops her on the knee of Melina. The latter goes for the cover.
1...2...
Mickie James interrupts the count. Beth enters the ring too and a brawl begins between the rivals. Then Maria gets involved and the two women make Beth back off. She is against the ropes. Mickie hits a Dropkick to send Beth out of the ring. The referee is trying to get everyone back into their respective corners. Mickie and Maria do so, which gives Candice the chance to tag Maria in. Maria rushes in, but gets taken down by Melina. Maria gets up again, but gets kicked in the gut. Melina then hits her signature Inverted split-leg drop bulldog and cover.
1...2...
But Melina gets pulled away by Santino Marella. The referee calls for the bell, as Melina and Jillian clear the ring.
Lillian: Your winners due to a disqualification, the team of Beth Phoenix, Melina and Jillian Hall.
Beth Phoenix is standing down the ramp, holding her ribs in pain. Suddenly Mickie James comes flying off the apron. The two brawl to the back.
In the ring Maria is being helped on her feet by Candice Michelle. Santino Marella slides into the ring.
Santino: I want-e an answer, Maria. I want-e you back, what-e you say?
Maria mouths "No". This angers Santino, who starts to ramble in Italian. Then Jillian Hall attacks Maria from behind. She grabs the mic from Santino.
Jillian: You're not worth having a boyfriend like Santino. He's mine.
Santino and Jillian make out for a second, before starting to stomp Maria. The lights go out. For a second nobody knows what is happening. The lights go back on and Jillian and Santino are laid out on the canvas. Maria has disappeared.
King: What the hell has just happened.
JR: You could hit me with a cow's leg and I'd still not know.
--- Commercial Break ---
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Deuce & Domino vs. Jesse & Festus
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Deuce and Festus are already in the ring to start the match, with Domino and Jesse in the corners. The referee calls for the bell.
DING DING DING
Festus rushes at Deuce, who side steps him and knocks him down with an elbow to the back of the head. Deuce shows his mean attitude when he starts taking shots at the head of Festus. The referee comes in to break up. Deuce then tags in Domino, who pulls Festus up and Scoop Slams him to the mat. He hits a running elbow drop for the cover.
1...2...
Kick out. Domino picks up Festus again, but Festus breaks up the attack and starts hitting punches. He drives Domino into the ropes and whips him to the opposite ones. Domino bounces back and is taken to the outside, when Festus tosses him over his head. Domino lands with his back on the floor. The referee starts a ten-count, but as he is busy, Cherry pulls Jesse from the apron. Jesse lands hard on his head. Festus turns around because of this and gets taken down with a bulldog by Deuce. The two quickly get to there places, as Domino rolls back in and sees Festus sitting up. Domino hits the Crack em in the mouth for the cover.
1...2...3!
King: They got it, JR!
JR: That was just blatant cheating, I can't believe the referee didn't disqualify him.
King: It is not a crime, if you don't get caught.
We get the highlights from last week's Main Event, with Undertaker taking out Edge, before we cut to the GM's office. Triple H is standing there with Ric Flair.
Triple H: Ric, I want in.
Flair: You are already in.
Triple H: I mean the WWE championship match at Backlash.
Flair: I thought so. Listen, here is what we will do. You and Randy Orton, one on one, next week. If you win, Backlash is a Triple Threat.
Triple H: I knew I could count on you, Ric.
Triple H leaves the room, where Ric Flair is standing with a huge smile.
We cut back to ringside for the Main Event of tonight.
"Metalingus" hits, with Edge and Orton coming out under a chorus of boo's.
JR: It is time for the Main Event.
King: Edge will get his revenge on The Undertaker.
"Graveyard Symphony" hits. The Undertaker comes out with his usual theatrics.
JR: I'm going to put my money on that man right there, King.
King: That is just typical JR, always backing the losing side.
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Main Event
Edge (w. Orton) vs. The Undertaker
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The Undertaker goes to stand in the middle of the ring, taunting Edge to attack. Edge, however, just circles the Phenom. Suddenly he dashes forward, but is taken down with a hard right hand. Edge quickly gets up with a frightened look on his face. Orton gets to him and tells him something that makes Edge smile. Edge willingly closes in on the Undertaker, who whips him into a corner. He goes for a corner clothesline, but Edge evades. Undertaker crashes into the steel. He stumbles out and Edge comes flying in with a bulldog. He covers.
1...
Quick kick out from the Undertaker. Both men get up again. Undertaker returns with punches, sending Edge into a corner. But Edge and Orton have other plans. Edge rakes the eyes of the Undertaker and starts a discussion with the referee. This gives Orton the chance to get involved and to Low Blow the Undertaker from behind. But Undertaker doesn't move. Orton gets a surprised look on his face, as the Undertaker turns around. Orton backs down, but can not escape his fate. The Undertaker grabs him by the throat and Chokeslams him out of the ring. Undertaker turns back around and gets speared.
King: Spear! Out of nowhere! This one is over.
But then the words: "Behold the King, the King of Kings" are heard. Everyone is looking at the entrance for Triple H, but no-one comes out. Then the camera focuses back to the ring, just in time to see the Undertaker hit the Tombstone Piledriver. Cover.
1...2...3!
Lillian: Your winner, The Undertaker.
JR: Who was backing the loser this time, King?
King: Look!
Orton is looking for a weapon under the ring. But when he has finally found one, he is standing eye to eye with the Game. Triple H kicks him in the gut and hits the pedigree. "The Game" hits, as the show comes to an end with Triple H standing over his opponent.
Quick Results
Mr. Kennedy def. John Cena
CM Punk & Rey Mysterio def. Nunzio & Jamie Noble
Chris Jericho def. MVP by DQ
Beth Phoenix, Melina and Jillian Hall def. Mickie James, Maria and Candice Michelle by DQ
Deuce & Domino def. Festus & Jesse
The Undertaker def. Edge (w. Orton)
Arena at Harbor Yard
Brideport
Connecticut
The intro for RAW starts to roll. We get to enjoy the new clip that comes with the theme song. Then we cut to the arena, where the pyro's explode.
JR: Welcome ladies and gentleman to Brideport, Connecticut. This is good old "JR" Jim Ross, alongside Jerry "The King" Lawler, and we welcome you to another night of RAW action.
King: And we follow up on the story that shocked us all. Last week, Mr. McMahon announced the end of the brand split.
JR: Let's take you back.
Highlights of last week are shown. Mr. McMahon announcing the brand reunison, Ric Flair being appointed General Manager, Firings all through the evening and Batista and other former Smackdown Superstars forming a stable.
JR: But that was not all the news.
King: Certainly not, by the end of the night, we had a Triple Threat Tag Team Championship match for Backlash and a WWE Championship match.
JR: It will be Randy Orton and The Undertaker. Who will reign supreme at Backlash?
Another recap of last week, with Undertaker tombstone piledriving Edge and Orton and Undertaker eye to eye.
The segment ends when the old Smackdown theme hits. Out come Batista, MVP, Chuck Palumbo and Chavo Guerrero.
JR: Last week, these man made a pact.
King: And I don't like any of them.
JR: You and the fans, King.
They enter the ring and Batista grabs a mic.
Batista: Last week was the worst in my life.
The crowd starts to boo and forces Batista to stop talking.
Batista: My world crumbled.
The crowd does it again.
Batista: On Smackdown, I was the Animal. On Smackdown MVP was half man, half amazing. On Smackdown Chavo was a Guerrero. On Smackdown Chuck Palumbo was, well, Chuck Palumbo. But on RAW, we are the punks, the no good sobs, that can be pushed around. And that is something you don't play on the Animal. My friends are with me, we will not be pushed around. RAW, prepare for...
But Batista gets interrupted by "Sexy Boy". Shawn Michaels comes out. He stays on the ramp.
Michaels: Batista, Chavo, Chuck, MVP, what the hell are you trying to prove? You don't want to get pushed around? Well, boehoe. You see, getting pushed around on RAW isn't because you came from Smackdown. No, it is because one is simply not good enough. But, since you clearly are looking for a fight, I took the liberty to assemble my own force. So, let me introduce you...
The Hardy Boyz theme hits and both Hardys come out.
Michaels: Matt and Jeff Hardy!
The crowd gives the brothers a huge pop.
Michaels: And for those John Travolta wannabe's...
Hardcore Holly's theme hits, with both Holly and Cody Rhodes coming out.
Michaels: Hardcore Holly and Cody Rhodes.
Another huge pop from the crowd.
Michaels: But I can still top that.
A count down starts. The fans know who it is. "Break the Walls down" hits.
Michaels: Y2J, Chris Jericho!
Jericho goes to stand next to Michaels, who hands him the mic.
Jericho: What have we got here? One Animal, a lame excuse for a Guerrero, a power ranger and a chump, I mean Chuck. No, seriously, what is this? Carnival?
MVP takes the mic from Batista.
MVP: You think you're funny, huh? Well, let me tell you something Y2 Zero, you're looking at the best damn team since the dawn of this business. And that is because they have me. I am the highest paid player in the game, I am half man, half amazing, MVP.
Jericho: Well, half lame, half annoying, why don't you prove your point? Tonight, you and me, one on one. Y2J vs. MVP, the ayatollah of rock 'n' rolla versus the multicoloured Power Ranger.
MVP: You're on!
Jericho: May the best man win.
MVP: Don't worry, I will.
"Break the Walls down" hits and the RAW alliance leaves the arena.
--- Commercial Break ---
King: That was huge, JR. Shawn Michaels reacted to Batista's actions last week and in what a way.
JR: It will be Chris Jericho taking on MVP later tonight, now, that will be huge.
King: But this one will be too, JR.
"Kennedy!!"
"Turn up the trouble" hits. Mister Kennedy comes out to a loud booing.
JR: Kennedy had a bad week last week, let's see if he can turn the tide.
King: He'll have to, if he wants the Intercontinental Championship.
Mr. Kennedy is in the ring and calls for his mic.
Kennedy: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome, your next Intercontinental Champion, I hail from Greenbay, Wisconsin, Mrrrr. Kennedyyyyyyyy....
Kennedyy.
Then "My Time is Now" hits. John Cena comes out as his usual hyperactive self. The crowd gives him a slight pop.
King: John Cena is one of the most accomplished performers in the WWE. A win here tonight might get Mr. Kennedy in that Main Event spot.
JR: But if John Cena wins, he'll be on his way back to the top.
King: I'm starting to wonder why he has agreed to a match like this, it is clearly way below his league.
JR: I hope Mr. Kennedy hasn't heard that.
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Mr. Kennedy vs. John Cena
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Kennedy and Cena lock in. Cena easily wins this and applies a facelock. Kennedy fights back with elbows to the stomach, forcing Cena to release the hold. Cena holds his stomach in pain and fails to see a clothesline. Kennedy gets Cena down. Kennedy starts stomping away on every body part he can get to, then pulls Cena up. Kennedy locks in a DDT and hits it. He goes for the cover.
1...2...
No! Kick out from John Cena. Cena gets up again and starts fighting back with some hard right hands. after the fifth, Kennedy falls to the ground. Cena goes for the high risk area and hits an elbow drop for the cover.
1...2...
Kennedy manages to kick out. Both men get up. Cena goes for a shoulder block, but gets taken to the ground with a Snapmare. Kennedy smiles cockily, before pulling Cena up again. They start exchanging punches, 'till Kennedy rakes the eyes and sets Cena up for his signature move. Kennedy hits the Mic Check and goes for the pin.
1...2...3!
"Turn up the trouble" hits again, with Kennedy celebrating.
King: He did it, Mr. Kennedy did it! He is going to become our next Intercontinental Champion.
JR: Calm down, King. We don't even know who will be his opponent.
King: If he can beat John Cena, he can beat everyone.
We get a view at the backstage area, where CM Punk and Rey Mysterio walk down the corridor.
JR: It is time for our next match. The second qualifier for the Lightweight Battle Royal.
King: CM Punk and Rey Mysterio will show Jamie Noble and Nunzio what they are made off.
"Booyaka 619" hits and out comes the team of CM Punk and Rey Mysterio.
JR: I'd say Mysterio is looking better than ever.
King: I can't argue with that, and just the fact he has gotten a superstar like CM Punk in his corner, makes me say this isn't going to last long.
Jamie Noble's theme hits and the second team comes out.
King: I am actually wondering why these two haven't been released. It is not like they are anything special.
JR: You can't have a roster purely consisting of Main Eventers, King.
King: If you say so.
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CM Punk & Rey Mysterio vs. Jamie Noble & Nunzio
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Punk and Noble start things off. Noble goes for a clothesline, but Punk ducks and hits a belly-to-back suplex. Noble slowly gets up and starts a fist fight. Punk ducks a right hand and takes down Noble with a Neckbreaker. Punk covers.
1...2...
Kick Out by Noble. Punk goes to his side and tags in Mysterio. Noble gets up, evades an attack from Mysterio and tags in Nunzio. Nunzio gets into the face of Mysterio. Nunzio bounces back from the ropes and attempts a clothesline, but Mysterio evades. Nunzio bounces back, and gets taken down with a dropkick. Mysterio covers.
1...2..
Another kick out. Nunzio gets up, storms at Mysterio, but is taken down. Nunzio lands in position and Mysterio calls for the 619. Mysterio hits it, but instead of going for the cover, he tags in Punk. Then Mysterio storms at Noble and spears him through the ropes.
In the ring, Punk has Nunzio in a Go To Sleep position. Punk hits it and goes for the cover.
1...2...3!
CM Punk's music hits and Mysterio slides in to celebrate.
King: Mysterio and CM Punk advance to Backlash!
JR: A strong performance by these two.
King: It's not like they had a hard time doing it.
Backstage we can see Chris Jericho preparing for his match. Matt & Jeff Hardy walk in.
Jeff: Yo, Chris, you ready, man?
Jericho: I am always ready.
Matt: We just wanted to tell you, that we'll make sure those clowns will stay out of your match.
Jericho: ....
Jericho wants to react, but a familiar voice interrupts.
Flair: Wooooo!
Jericho very nearly jumps into Matt Hardy's arms.
Flair: I just wanted you to know that I am happy you guys stood up to Batista. And off course good luck, Chris.
--- Commercial Break ---
MVP is already in the ring. Jericho has just finished coming down the ramp and is entering the ring.
JR: I wonder where this match is going to go.
King: I...
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MVP vs. Chris Jericho
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King cannot finish, as MVP cheap shot's Jericho, who was just stepping through the ropes. Jericho falls back to the outside. MVP poses in the ring, mocking Jericho. Jericho is getting up and quickly slides in the ring. He manages to evade MVP's tries to stomp him and goes for the offence. Both men are trading punches in the middle of the ring. Jericho ups the tempo and whips MVP in the ropes. MVP bounces back and gets taken down with a Snapmare. Jericho locks in a body scissors. MVP has a hard time trying to get out, but manages to get to the ropes. MVP gets up, but gets rolled up by Jericho.
1...2...
MVP manages to break free. Both men get up again. They start to exchange punches again, but suddenly MVP rakes the eyes and low blows Jericho. The referee calls for the bell.
Lillian: Your winner due to a disqualification, Y2J, Chris Jericho!
From the crowd we can see Chavo Guerrero and Chuck Palumbo coming to the ring. The three men start stomping away on Jericho. After a few seconds, Matt and Jeff Hardy come running out, forcing the trio to retreat.
King: That was so predictable.
JR: Good thing the Hardyz saved the day here.
We cut to the backstage area, where we can see Beth Phoenix lacing up her boots.
King: Look, JR, 6 Diva tag team action coming up.
JR: You are going to behave yourself, right, King?
But then Santino Marella's theme hits. Out comes the arrogant Italian with a mic.
King: Oh, no, not that Santino.
JR: Why is he coming out here?
Santino enters the ring and wants to talk, but has to wait due to a chorus of boo's.
Santino: I'm-a Santino Marella and I am-e on-e a missione. See, my Maria, she left me for Playboy. But I canne not go on without my Maria, so I want her back. And-e I will have her-e back tonight. I'm-e gonna sit next to my good friend Jerry Lawler 'till I get-e an answer.
Santino exits the ring and takes a seat next to Jerry "The King" Lawler.
Mickie James' theme hits and Candice, Mickie and Maria come out.
King: This is going to be so hot, right, Santino?
Santino: I do not-a care, Jerry Lawler, I want-e my Maria back.
King: Ah, just enjoy the show.
Beth Phoenix' theme hits and the opponents come out.
JR: The Glamazon will be more dangerous then ever. She has lost her championship last week and will be looking to get it back.
King: I wouldn't like to be in that ring with her.
JR: Sure, King, that is believable.
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Candice Michelle & Mickie James & Maria vs. Beth Phoenix & Melina & Jillian Hall
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Candice and Beth start off. Candice bounces of the ropes and hits a flying clothesline. she continues to run and bounces back off the ropes. Beth is back on her feet just in time to hit a Snapmare. Candice is screaming in pain, as Beth is wrenching her arm. She drags Candice to her corner and pulls her up. Then she tags in Melina. Beth military presses Candice and drops her on the knee of Melina. The latter goes for the cover.
1...2...
Mickie James interrupts the count. Beth enters the ring too and a brawl begins between the rivals. Then Maria gets involved and the two women make Beth back off. She is against the ropes. Mickie hits a Dropkick to send Beth out of the ring. The referee is trying to get everyone back into their respective corners. Mickie and Maria do so, which gives Candice the chance to tag Maria in. Maria rushes in, but gets taken down by Melina. Maria gets up again, but gets kicked in the gut. Melina then hits her signature Inverted split-leg drop bulldog and cover.
1...2...
But Melina gets pulled away by Santino Marella. The referee calls for the bell, as Melina and Jillian clear the ring.
Lillian: Your winners due to a disqualification, the team of Beth Phoenix, Melina and Jillian Hall.
Beth Phoenix is standing down the ramp, holding her ribs in pain. Suddenly Mickie James comes flying off the apron. The two brawl to the back.
In the ring Maria is being helped on her feet by Candice Michelle. Santino Marella slides into the ring.
Santino: I want-e an answer, Maria. I want-e you back, what-e you say?
Maria mouths "No". This angers Santino, who starts to ramble in Italian. Then Jillian Hall attacks Maria from behind. She grabs the mic from Santino.
Jillian: You're not worth having a boyfriend like Santino. He's mine.
Santino and Jillian make out for a second, before starting to stomp Maria. The lights go out. For a second nobody knows what is happening. The lights go back on and Jillian and Santino are laid out on the canvas. Maria has disappeared.
King: What the hell has just happened.
JR: You could hit me with a cow's leg and I'd still not know.
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Deuce & Domino vs. Jesse & Festus
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Deuce and Festus are already in the ring to start the match, with Domino and Jesse in the corners. The referee calls for the bell.
DING DING DING
Festus rushes at Deuce, who side steps him and knocks him down with an elbow to the back of the head. Deuce shows his mean attitude when he starts taking shots at the head of Festus. The referee comes in to break up. Deuce then tags in Domino, who pulls Festus up and Scoop Slams him to the mat. He hits a running elbow drop for the cover.
1...2...
Kick out. Domino picks up Festus again, but Festus breaks up the attack and starts hitting punches. He drives Domino into the ropes and whips him to the opposite ones. Domino bounces back and is taken to the outside, when Festus tosses him over his head. Domino lands with his back on the floor. The referee starts a ten-count, but as he is busy, Cherry pulls Jesse from the apron. Jesse lands hard on his head. Festus turns around because of this and gets taken down with a bulldog by Deuce. The two quickly get to there places, as Domino rolls back in and sees Festus sitting up. Domino hits the Crack em in the mouth for the cover.
1...2...3!
King: They got it, JR!
JR: That was just blatant cheating, I can't believe the referee didn't disqualify him.
King: It is not a crime, if you don't get caught.
We get the highlights from last week's Main Event, with Undertaker taking out Edge, before we cut to the GM's office. Triple H is standing there with Ric Flair.
Triple H: Ric, I want in.
Flair: You are already in.
Triple H: I mean the WWE championship match at Backlash.
Flair: I thought so. Listen, here is what we will do. You and Randy Orton, one on one, next week. If you win, Backlash is a Triple Threat.
Triple H: I knew I could count on you, Ric.
Triple H leaves the room, where Ric Flair is standing with a huge smile.
We cut back to ringside for the Main Event of tonight.
"Metalingus" hits, with Edge and Orton coming out under a chorus of boo's.
JR: It is time for the Main Event.
King: Edge will get his revenge on The Undertaker.
"Graveyard Symphony" hits. The Undertaker comes out with his usual theatrics.
JR: I'm going to put my money on that man right there, King.
King: That is just typical JR, always backing the losing side.
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Main Event
Edge (w. Orton) vs. The Undertaker
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The Undertaker goes to stand in the middle of the ring, taunting Edge to attack. Edge, however, just circles the Phenom. Suddenly he dashes forward, but is taken down with a hard right hand. Edge quickly gets up with a frightened look on his face. Orton gets to him and tells him something that makes Edge smile. Edge willingly closes in on the Undertaker, who whips him into a corner. He goes for a corner clothesline, but Edge evades. Undertaker crashes into the steel. He stumbles out and Edge comes flying in with a bulldog. He covers.
1...
Quick kick out from the Undertaker. Both men get up again. Undertaker returns with punches, sending Edge into a corner. But Edge and Orton have other plans. Edge rakes the eyes of the Undertaker and starts a discussion with the referee. This gives Orton the chance to get involved and to Low Blow the Undertaker from behind. But Undertaker doesn't move. Orton gets a surprised look on his face, as the Undertaker turns around. Orton backs down, but can not escape his fate. The Undertaker grabs him by the throat and Chokeslams him out of the ring. Undertaker turns back around and gets speared.
King: Spear! Out of nowhere! This one is over.
But then the words: "Behold the King, the King of Kings" are heard. Everyone is looking at the entrance for Triple H, but no-one comes out. Then the camera focuses back to the ring, just in time to see the Undertaker hit the Tombstone Piledriver. Cover.
1...2...3!
Lillian: Your winner, The Undertaker.
JR: Who was backing the loser this time, King?
King: Look!
Orton is looking for a weapon under the ring. But when he has finally found one, he is standing eye to eye with the Game. Triple H kicks him in the gut and hits the pedigree. "The Game" hits, as the show comes to an end with Triple H standing over his opponent.
Quick Results
Mr. Kennedy def. John Cena
CM Punk & Rey Mysterio def. Nunzio & Jamie Noble
Chris Jericho def. MVP by DQ
Beth Phoenix, Melina and Jillian Hall def. Mickie James, Maria and Candice Michelle by DQ
Deuce & Domino def. Festus & Jesse
The Undertaker def. Edge (w. Orton)