Cole: Welcome to Friday night Smackdown on High-Definition.
Jerry: And tonight MVP takes on Goldberg.
Cole: And Undertaker teams up with the current holder of the money in the bank briefcase CM Punk to take on Rated RKO.
Jerry: It’s an action packed night.Teddy Long’s music hits.
Teddy Long walks down to the ring.
Teddy: Well everyone in the crowd get ready cause I have a big announcement at Backlash it will be a Raw Representative vs a Smackdown Representative and our Smackdown Representative is UUUUUMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAA.
Umaga’s music hits and he enters the ring.
Umaga taunts.
Teddy: And I am guessing you want a warm up well here you go.
Jamie Noble’s music hits and he comes down to the ring.
Jamie Noble: Bring it on Umaga.
Umaga: Roar!
Teddy leaves and the match starts.
Jamie Noble starts to punch him in the chest a lot but it does not affect Umaga, Umaga punches him really hard back. Noble gets up and kicks him in the gut but again to no affect. Umaga lifts him up high above his head and throws him back down. Umaga lifts up Noble but Noble punches him a lot. Noble kicks him twice and runs at him but Umaga Superkicks him. Umaga lifts up Jamie Noble and goes for a Samoan Spike but Noble is wiggling around a lot and it annoys Umaga, Umaga just does the Samoan Spike anyway. Umaga chants and shouts:
“Roar Raw”
Umaga pins Jamie Noble, 1…2…3.
Cole: Raw should be scared.
Jerry: Noble is out.
Shelton Benjamin vs Deuce and Domino (Tornado handicap match)
Cole: This could be an interesting match.
Jerry: Wake me up when it’s over.
Shelton enters the ring first followed by Deuce ‘n’ Domino.
Domino runs at Shelton but Shelton dropkicks him down. Deuce runs at Shelton but Shelton dropkicks him down. Shelton lifts up Deuce and irish whips him into the corner. Shelton runs at Deuce but Deuce moves out the way and Shelton crashes against the turnbuckle. Deuce irish whips him into Domino, who dropkicks him down. Shelton gets up and punches Deuce down and kicks Domino in the gut and fame assers him and the pin, 1…2…broken by Deuce. Shelton gets up but Deuce is behind him and he connects with a bulldog. Deuce covers Shelton, 1…kick out! Domino lifts up Shelton but Shelton punches Domino in the chest and kicks him but it’s caught and Shelton connects with a dragon kick. Deuce runs at Shelton but Shelton dropkicks him. Shelton lifts up Deuce and throws him out the ring so it is him and Domino now. Shelton circles Domino, waiting for him to get up. Domino gets up, Shelton T-Bone suplexes him, 1…2…Broken by Deuce. Deuce lifts up Shelton and irish whips him into the corner. Deuce lifts Shelton onto the tope rope and DDT’s him off the top rope! Deuce covers, 1…2…kick out. Shelton gets up quickly and runs at Deuce but Deuce trips him up and locks in a Boston crab. Shelton reaches for the rope but can’t. Deuce yanks him into the centre so there is no way off him reaching the rope. Shelton is about to tap.
Jerry: Shelton has to tap.
Shelton uses his arms through to quickly reverse it into a roll up, 1…2…broken by Domino. Shelton gets up but so do Deuce and Domino. Deuce and Domino both kick him in the stomach and connect with a good double suplex. Deuce gets on the tope rope. Deuce connects with a elbow drop pin, 1…2…kick out! Domino lifts up Shelton but Shelton reverses it into a suplex, Domino runs at Shelton but Shelton suplexes Domino. Shelton taunts and waits for the tag partners to get up. Domino is up first. Shelton grabs his shirt and pushes him over the top rope onto the cold floor outside. Deuce is up, he runs at Shelton. Shelton grabs his chest and scoop slams him. Shelton pins Deuce, 1…2…Domino breaks it. Shelton gets up and dragon kicks Domino but Deuce is up. Deuce runs at Shelton but Shelton catches him and T-Bon suplexes him. Shelton taunts, Shelton taunts for ages. Domino gets up and walks into Shelton…..
Cole: T-Bone Suplex.
Shelton gets the cover, 1…2…3.
Jerry: Shelton picks up an important victory.
Cole: That should move him back up the ranks since losing to Randy last week.
Commercial Break
We come back to see Mr. Kennedy with a mic.
Ken: Now it is time for a speech from Mrrrrrrrrrrrrr Kennedy, Kennedy.
Crowd boo.
Kennedy: Anyway its time for Kennedy’s speech. My speech is about me.
Crowd boo.
Kennedy: Don’t you love Mr. Kennedy, Kennedy? He is a future Hall Of Famer and he will one day hold the World Heav……
CM Punks music hits and he walks down to the ring.
Punk: The current Money in the bank holder will whoop your ass.
Kennedy: Don’t you mean an ex-money in the bank holder?
Punk: As much as you would like it…..No!
Kennedy: Fine then. Let him whoop my ass.
Punk: He will.
Punk slaps Kennedy.
Kennedy: You call that whooping my ass.
Kennedy slaps him back.
Kennedy: Man, I just whooped his ass, did everyone see that?
Punk slaps him back really hard.
Kennedy has a bad look on his face and grabs the mic that has been lowered by the ceiling and smacks Punk in the face with it. Kennedy gets on top of Punk and starts smashing his face with some devastating blows from the mic.
Kennedy: I hope you are alright for your match later tonight.
Cole: Big Show vs JBL
Jerry: But JBL will be squashed.
Cole: Hope so I hate JBL.
Big Show punches JBL down at the beginning of the match. JBL gets up and runs at Show but Show big boots him down. JBL lies on the floor near the ropes and Big Show comes over and stands on him. Both feet are on JBL, JBL can hardly breathe. Show gets off him and drags him into the middle of the ring. Show lifts him up and throws him into the corner. Show walks over to him and chops him. The pain JBL must be dealing with. JBL stops wiggling around suddenly and grabs Show’s foot. He pulls his foot and Show falls flat on his arse. JBL gets up and kicks Show in the head; Show falls back on the mat. JBL see’s that the ref has turned round and low blows him. The ref falls down hurt and JBL gets out the ring. JBL looks under the ring and gets a chair. JBL enters the ring and smashes Big Show with the chair, once, twice, three times and Big Show is only on his knees. JBL hits him again and Show finally falls to the ground. JBL pins him…..No Ref! JBL is frustrated as he finally got the big guy down. JBL checks on the ref but he his out, he turns round and Big Show is up, he big boots him down. Big Show lifts him up and Irish whips him, he bounces off the ropes and comes back at Big Show and Big Show big boots him again.
Jerry: Show is dominating. I told you so.
Big Show taunts for the showstopper. JBL gets up and walks into Big Show; Show wraps his hands around his neck and lifts him up. JBL spits in Show’s face and he gets even angrier. Show drops JBL and grabs the referee’s neck. Big Show lifts him up and connects with a showstopper. The ref didn’t DQ him as he was too busy screaming. JBL starts to punch Show and knocks him down with a huge haymaker. JBL gets a chair and waits for Big Show to get up; Show gets up and walks into a chairshot. JBL gets the cover, no ref obviously. Big Show gets up and grabs JBL’s head; he throws it out the ring. Big Show taunts as JBL gets back in the ring. JBLL hits Big Show but Big Show hits him back, twice as hard. JBL falls to the floor. Big Show grabs JBL and slaps on a chokehold. JBL kicks him in the stomach to prevent this and walks away. JBL helps the ref up but can’t. This is unusual of JBL; he doesn’t usually help the ref. Big Show is confused but JBL low blows him. It was all a trick. JBL bounces off one rope and runs at Big Show; clothesline from hell connects to that giant. JBL is honestly trying to help the ref up, he needs to pin Show. The ref slowly gets up and JBL pins The Big Show but the ref is too hurt. JBL helps him a bit more and pins again, (slow count) 1……………2………………kick out! JBL is shocked. JBL lifts up Big Show and tries to Irish whip him but Show just smashes him with one right fist. Big Show taunts for the showstopper and JBL walks into his path, the showstopper connects. Big Show puts one foot on John Bradshaw Layfeild for the cover, 1….2….3!
Cole: What a match.
Jerry: I said the Big Show would win.
MVP grapples with Goldberg for about a minute before Goldberg knee’s him in the chest. Goldberg big boots him down. Goldberg lifts up MVP and Irish whips him to the corner, Goldberg runs at MVP but MVP moves out the way and Goldberg smashes into the turnbuckle. MVP rolls him up, 1…2…kick out! MVP nearly got a shock victory. Goldberg smashes him in the stomach and lifts up MVP for a suplex, he connects. Goldberg picks up MVP but MVP delivers a thumb to the eye and the ref doesn’t see. MVP kicks him in the stomach and puts him in the overdrive position. Goldberg reverses into a neckbreaker and gets the cover, 1…2…kick out. MVP gets up but Goldberg punches him and MVP punches him back. Goldberg clotheslines him over the top rope. Both men fall to the outside and Goldberg gets up. The ref starts to count. Goldberg punches MVP in the head as he gets up, 1…..2….3….Goldberg gets punched back and these guys trade punches, 4….5…6….Goldberg clears the table and kicks MVP in the gut and throws him onto it. 7…8…Goldberg rolls into the ring so the ref has to start the count again. Only MVP outside the ring now, 1…2…3…4…5…MVP gets off the table, 6….7…8…MVP rolls into the ring. Goldberg Irish whips MVP but MVP shoulder blocks him down. MVP locks in a modified figure four leg lock. Goldberg writhes in pain but tries to grab the ropes, he got it! MVP keeps it locked in, Goldberg can’t do anything. The ref is counting, 1….2….3…4…MVP let’s go.
Jerry: Nearly a DQ there.
Cole: But not.
MVP lifts up Goldberg and kicks him in the gut but Goldberg smashes him in the face. Goldberg punches MVP twice but MVP hits him back. Goldberg punches MVP again but MVP punches back. Goldberg kick him in the gut again and suplexes him. Goldberg taunts for a spear while MVP is getting up. MVP gets up and walks into the spear and Goldberg rips him in half. Goldberg covers, 1…2…kick out! Goldberg is shocked he signals 3 to the ref but he says no. Goldberg lifts up MVP and puts him in a DDT position MVP hits him in the stomach twice and Goldberg gets annoyed. Instead of doing the DDT he lifts him up for a jackhammer…….Connects! Goldberg does the pinning move and…..1…..2….3! Goldberg wins on his returning match.
Goldberg gets out the ring and grabs a mic.
Goldberg: HBK, I have been thinking last week before Smackdown went on air you challenged me and Batista to a match at Backlash, I said yes but Batista cowered out so how about me vs you at Backlash.
HBK’s music hits and he runs down to the ring.
HBK: How about it?
Goldberg: So it’s a match! You’re next HBK.
Batista’s music hits and he enters the ring.
Batista: Who says I cowered out? I said “maybe.” Let’s make it a triple threat, a hardcore triple threat.
HBK: Bring it on no DQ triple threat match.
Goldberg: Fine then, who is next now? You’re next!
Goldberg leaves the arena.
HBK: Well someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
Batista: What, still saying things like that? How old are you has been kid?
HBK: 42 and still better than you will ever be.
Batista: Yeah right.
HBK suddenly sweet chin music’s him.
HBK: Well someone just got on the wrong side of the Heart Break Kid this evening.
Crowd Cheer.
HBK: And if you’re not down with that…..
SUCK IT!
HBK’s music hits as he leaves.
Commercial break
CM Punk and Undertaker vs Rated RKO
Cole: Undertaker and our current money in the bank holder CM Punk take on Rated RKO.
Jerry: What a match this could be.
CM Punk and Edge start in the ring. Punk looks hurt from Ken Kennedy’s beating earlier. Punk runs at Edge but Edge moves out the way. Edge bounces off the ropes and runs at Punk but Punk moves out the way, Edge cannot stop running. He continues running and smashes the ref as if on purpose. What an “accident.” Edge smiles and gets out the ring with Randy. Randy grabs a steel chair and so does Edge. Punk is in the middle of these two as they get in the ring, Undertaker is calmly standing on the apron. Punk gets smashed in the face by Randy’s chair and sets it under Punk’s head. Edge has the other chair; Edge smashes Punk in the head delivering the perfect con-chair-to. Edge gets rid of the chairs as the ref gets up. Edge pins Punk, 1….2…
It goes Dark.
The lights come on and the ref CM Punk is back up. Edge is up confused aswell, the ref is also down. Undertaker is not on the ropes anymore. Undertaker is behind Edge! Undertaker grabs his throat and lifts him up for a tombstone but Randy hits him in the back with a chair. Undertaker drops Edge and falls to the ground, Randy is about to hit him again. Punk kicks the chair into Randy’s face. Punk and Edge go face-to-face. Punk grapples with Edge but loses and Edge kicks him in the stomach. Edge throws him down next to the bottom rope. Edge taunts for the spear. Punk gets up and walks into the trap but Undertaker is up and he big boots Edge before he can spear Punk. Punk thanks Undertaker as Randy gets up. Undertaker tries to big boot him back down but can’t as Randy ducked but he walked onto Punk’s shoulders for the GTS. Punk connects and pin……No ref! Undertaker tries to help the ref up from what he did to him but can’t. Edge is up and Undertaker turns round into a spear. Edge and Punk have a staredown.
Cole: Here we go with these men fighting.
Tazz: They tried this last time.
Punk punches him in the head and Edge hits him back. Back and forth punching continues. Undertaker sits up but Edge doesn’t see. Edge eye pokes Punk and turns round to taunt but Undertaker grabs him by the throat for a chokeslam. Undertaker connects with that devastating Manoeuvre. Randy is slowly getting up. Randy gets up first and knees CM Punk in the gut. Randy lifts up Punk but Undertaker kicks him in the gut. Undertaker grabs his throat but then Edge gets up and tries to stop Taker. Undertaker just grabbed Edge’s throat, he now has Randy’s and Edge’s throats. The edgeheads appear from nowhere and Undertaker has to let go off Edge and Randy as Curt and Zack are punching him viscously in the stomach. Undertaker grabs their throats and double chokeslams them. Edge spears CM Punk. It’s between Edge, Randy Orton and the Undertaker now. Randy punches Undertaker twice but then Undertaker uppercuts him to the ground, the ref is slowly getting up. Edge runs at Undertaker but Undertaker big boots him and walks over the top rope as the match is a normal tag team match and he is not the legal man. Edge gets up and Randy does, Randy gets out the ring as he is not the legal man. Edge pins CM Punk, 1…2…kick out! CM Punk shocks Edge; Edge lifts up Punk and suplexes him. Edge tags in randy but Undertaker runs in the ring. Undertaker runs at Randy but suddenly Edge spears Undertaker. Undertaker rolls out the ring. Randy and CM Punk trade punches. CM Punk hits a haymaker and Randy is groggy. CM Punk lifts Randy on his shoulders for the GTS but Randy slips off his shoulders and smashes his knee against Punk’s back. Randy Orton taunts Punk by circling him. Randy waits for Punk to get fully on his feet and as soon as Punk turns round……..RK………..Punk reverses it into a back suplex. Randy gets up straight away and punches Punk in the stomach. Randy throws him into the turnbuckle but Punk reverses and gets on the top rope, he jumps at Randy…….. Randy RKO’s him in mid air! Randy gets the cover, 1…2...3.
Jerry: That is it, Rated RKO have won!
Randy Orton rolls Punk out the ring but picks up The Undertaker while Edge gives him the World Heavyweight Championship belt. Randy smashes Undertakers skull with the world title and you can hear Edge yelling:
“Finish him off”
Randy drops the belt and lifts up Undertaker and RKO’s him onto the World Heavyweight Championship belt. Edge comes in to taunt with Randy. Edge and Randy reach for the belt but Randy gets there first and Edge kicks him in the stomach. Edge takes the title but Randy didn’t like that. Randy kicks Edge in the gut and….RKO. Randy taunts with the world title.
Cole: You can’t trust anybody.
Quick Results:
Umaga def Jamie Noble after a Samoan Spike
Shelton def Deuce and Domino after a T-Bon suplex.
Big Show def JBL after a showstopper
Goldberg def MVP after a Jackhammer
Rated RKO def Undertaker and CM Punk
Matches confirmed for Backlash:
Cruiserweight Open for Cruiserweight title.
Goldberg vs Batista vs HBK (No DQ)
Undertaker vs Edge vs Randy Orton for the World Heavyweight Championship.
