Monday Night Raw
March 9th
Washington, D.C
Monday Night Raw starts with a cold open with a sign flashing up saying earlier tonight. Big Show is shown in a suit waiting in an office as ADAM PEARCE walks into the room. Big Show noticeably sighs as he walks towards Adam.
Big Show: Listen about last week…
Adam shakes his head.
Adam Pearce: I already told you three that I didn’t want you guys stepping into that ring and getting involved with the superstars.
Big Show looks like he wants to respond but stays quiet for a moment.
Adam Pearce: Do you know how angry Wade Barrett was about his superstar being eliminated because of one of my commentators? How much trouble I got in with Vince and the rest of the McMahons?
Show nods remaining quiet as Adam calms down and sighs.
Adam Pearce: Listen, I get why you did what you did and I thank you for it.
Big Show smiles but Adam isn’t smiling.
Adam Pearce: But there can be no more.
Big Show shakes his head.
Big Show: I want Seth Rollins in that ring. He can’t keep doing what he is doing.
Adam shakes his head.
Adam Pearce: I’ve told you no. I don’t want my commentators fighting the superstars.
Big Show: Adam look what he tried to do to my friend Rey. Look what he did to a fellow legend Edge. Look what he did to Montez Ford! He needs to be put in his place.
Adam takes a moment to think about it and nods.
Adam Pearce: On one condition.
Big Show pauses as Adam sighs.
Adam Pearce: If I give you the match next week, you must leave the commentary desk and return to the ring!
Big Show doesn’t know what to make of that.
Adam Pearce: I’ll give you until the end of the show to make your decision Paul.
Adam puts his hand on Big Show’s shoulder as we see the Giant deep in thought as we cut to the usual opening video for Monday Night Raw.
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When the video comes to an end we cut to the commentary team sat adjacent to the entrance ramp. Noticeably Big Show though seems deep in thought as Michael Cole and Elias welcome us to the show.
Michael Cole: It’s Monday Night and you know what that means. Welcome to Monday Night Raw!
Elias: And we have a packed night here in Washington D.C., ain’t that right Big Show?
Big Show doesn’t respond at first before realizing that he is being talked to.
Big Show: Um yes. Sorry Elias we have a packed show tonight. We have three Money in the Bank qualifiers.
Michael steps in and takes over for Big Show who is clearly thinking about the conversation he had with Adam Pearce before the show.
Michael Cole: Sasha Banks goes one on one with Beth Phoenix; Natalya takes on Shayna Baszler and Sheamus takes on Noam Dar!
Elias: Not only that but we will see two number one contender matches with Wrestlemania implications. The number one contenders for the World tag team titles will be decided into a tag team turmoil match whilst the number one contender’s for the Women tag team titles will be decided in a triple threat match.
Graphics appear on the screen to show who is in each of these matches before we once again cut to Big Show.
Big Show: It is an action-packed show we have in store tonight but…
*THE RISING*
Massive heat from the live crowd as Seth Rollins walks out in a leather jacket and leather pants with a smug smirk on his face. Big Show on commentary stops mid-sentence and glares at Seth Rollins who makes sure to walk over to the commentary desk and he has a microphone in hand too!
Seth Rollins: Paul, Paul we go back many years.
Big Show doesn’t say a word glaring at Seth as he carries on.
Seth Rollins: Do you remember the good old days of the Authority?
Show looks angry and clenches his fist as Seth sits on the commentary desk.
Seth Rollins: Then will know what I’m capable of so I suggest you keep your ass on commentary or you won’t just lose your spot on commentary, you’ll be in a hospital bed next to Edge!
Big Show gets to his feet full of anger but Seth refuses to flinch and just laughs in his face instead! Big Show thinks about hitting for a second but shakes his head and sits down bringing a pure smile to Seth’s face as he gets off the commentary desk walking towards the ring.
Seth Rollins: See Big Show knows his place. I am on a path to enlighten the Raw roster and get rid of people like Edge. People who belong on the shelf.
Nuclear heat from the crowd as the camera once again focuses on an angry Big Show on commentary.
Seth Rollins: You think I still care about what you people think? I tried being your hero. I tried being what you want but that’s not what you need.
Seth chuckles to himself as he gets to the ring apron.
Seth Rollins: You need someone who isn’t going to listen to you and do what is right.
He steps into the ring as the crowd clearly disagrees with him.
Seth Rollins: And that means making tough choices. I mean look at Montez Ford.
Seth looks sad but the crowd ain’t buying it.
Seth Rollins: He was a good kid but he had been corrupted by Edge. I tried to save him but it was too late.
Seth looks sad once again but this seems to piss the fans off even more.
Seth Rollins: So I did what was best for everyone. I put him down and gave him the beating of a lifetime.
Seth starts to cackle and even does his signature evil cackle as he says it before pointing at Big Show on commentary.
Seth Rollins: Look what happens when you let failure fester!
Big Show on commentary slams his fist down on the desk as Cole and Elias look worried before Show gets to his feet to cheers from the crowd getting the attention of Seth. Seth remains cocky as he carries on pointing at the giant!
Seth Rollins: Come on Big Show. Do it. Step off commentary and I’ll put you out of your misery.
Big Show thinks about it and teases moving before shaking his head to boos from the crowd Seth does his signature laugh one more time.
Seth Rollins: That’s what I thought. For all your talk you don’t want to end up like Edge.
The boos from the crowd soon start to turn to cheers as ANGELO DAWKINS APPEARS OUTSIDE THE RING WITH A STEEL CHAIR IN HAND! Seth though notices the crowd’s change in reaction.
Seth Rollins: Don’t you people dare try to agree with me and get back on my side. You disgust…
DAWKINS SLIDES INTO THE RING AND SMASHES SETH IN THE BACK WITH THE STEEL CHAIR! Loud cheers from the crowd as Seth buckles over. Big Show smirks to himself and nods at Dawkins before taking a seat back down. Dawkins batters Seth a couple more times as the self-proclaimed Monday Night Messiah rolls out of the ring getting boos from the crowd as Dawkins grabs the microphone Seth was using and points the chair at him.
Angelo Dawkins: Seth, I’m going to destroy you for what you did to my best friend!
Cheers from the crowd as Dawkins shows some fire albeit in a fairly bland way.
Angelo Dawkins: I had to sit on my sofa at home due to Brock and watch what you did to my best friend! You didn’t just stab Edge in the back but you stabbed us in the back as well!
Dawkins takes a moment to look at his steel chair before looking back at Seth.
Angelo Dawkins: But hey you’re good at that aren’t you? Let’s ask your boys in the SHIELD!
A mention of the SHIELD is still good for a cheap pop as Seth fumes outside the ring but Dawkins ain’t done.
Angelo Dawkins: Edge was always right and that’s why you hated him! Bless Montez he tries to see the best in people but I could see it from the outside at home.
Dawkins shakes his head.
Angelo Dawkins: I tried to warn Montez but the boy always sees the best in people man. But he’s not here right now!
Seth shouts off-mic takes credit for that and smirks but Dawkins ain’t laughing.
Angelo Dawkins: Well I’ll tell you what Seth in tonight’s main event I’ll make sure you miss Wrestlemania.
Seth shakes his head as Angelo aggressively points at Seth.
Angelo Dawkins: I spoke to Adam and in tonight’s main event I’m going to give you the smoke!
Angelo tosses the microphone to the mat and glares at Seth who outside the ring smirks promising to make Dawkins regret even challenging him in tonight’s main event!
Michael Cole: Well Adam Pearce has confirmed it. In tonight’s main event Angelo Dawkins will take on Seth Rollins.
Elias: Did you know something about that Show?
Big Show smirks,
Big Show: I might have done pal. But Angelo will get to do something I can’t from here. Give Seth the beating he deserves.
Seth carries on retreating up the ramp before glaring at Big Show for a moment and then turns back to Angelo in the ring as we cut to a commercial break.
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When we return from the commercial break, we see Tamina standing in the ring ready for action getting little reaction from the crowd. They must not be part of the Tamina train I guess…
*AMAZING (REMIX)*
A loud pop from the live crowd as Naomi makes her way out to the ring for the first time since her injury. She is in her usual feel the glow get up which the crowd has missed over the last 9 months she has been out of action for. However, she doesn’t really play to the fans and focuses on Tamina in the ring.
Michael Cole: Welcome back to Monday Night Raw and we are going to see Naomi in action for the first time since her injury last year.
Elias: Missing a long length of time is tough and you just want to step back into the ring. Ain’t that right Big Show?
Big Show remains silent and doesn’t answer that question as back in the ring the referee calls for the bell to get the match underway!
Match 1: Naomi vs Tamina
Match summary: Naomi starts the match off at a fast pace and aggressively lays into Tamina, catching her former Team Bad teammate off-guard. The two-time Women’s Champion stays in control of the match and even though Tamina takes over a couple of times due to her power, in the end, there is only one winner. Naomi hits Tamina with the REARVIEW before climbing to the top rope as she flies off hitting the SPILT-LEGGED MOONSAULT!
Winner via pinfall: Naomi (5:31)
Cheers from the crowd as Naomi gets back to her feet and celebrates the victory tonight in her return to the ring. She doesn’t spend too long celebrating or even letting the referee raise her hand for long as she leaves the ring and heads to the back.
Michael Cole: A nice win on her return to the ring and she hasn’t lost a step it seems.
Elias: You have to wonder if she is at the front of the queue for one of the two remaining qualifiers for the Women’s Money in the Bank ladder match.
Big Show: If she does get one of the remaining spots, it would be hard to bet against her especially in a ladder match with her athleticism.
Naomi carries on walking to the back as we cut to the backstage area…
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And we can see ADAM PEARCE is in his officer backstage with some paperwork. As he is doing this the door opens and we see RUSEV AND LANA walk into the room!
Adam Pearce: Rusev, Lana what can I do for you?
Lana looks at her husband who steps forward and gets straight to the point.
Rusev: I want Angel Garza in the ring. I want to crush that little punk and make him regret spraying hairspray in my eyes!
Lana nods and chimes in.
Lana: He has been a creep and I want to see Rusev give him the beating he deserves.
Rusev looks at his wife and they share a kiss before looking at Adam who nods.
Adam Pearce: OK, I’ll give you the rematch next week.
Cheers from the live crowd as Rusev nods but Adam isn’t finished.
Adam Pearce: However I’m going to raise the stakes. Whoever wins next week, will get a spot in the Men’s Money in the Bank ladder match!
Cheers from the crowd as Lana and Rusev look even more delighted by that update. Lana puts her arm out.
Lana: Next week not only will you crush that creep but at Wrestlemania, you will crush everyone else and win that briefcase!
Rusev: I’ve never held that WWE or Universal title since coming to Raw and Smackdown. When I hold that briefcase in one hand and…
He kisses Lana.
Rusev: My beautiful wife in the other. I’ll have all the power a man could want.
Rusev and Lana kiss one more time as we then cut to a commercial break.
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*ELITE*
As we return from the commercial break, we can see The United States Champion CHAD GABLE making his way to the ring and he is soon joined by KURT ANGLE! A loud pop for both men as they head to the ring.
Michael Cole: We are back from the commercial break and right now we are about to hear our United States Champion Chad Gable.
Elias: He finally overcame his long war with Samoa Joe at Fastlane but who will his challenger be at Wrestlemania.
Big Show: Well we’ve heard one name throw his name into the hat and he is one hell of a Phenomenal competitor.
Chad and Kurt are now in the ring as Angle looks to speak first.
Kurt Angle: When I took over as Chad’s manager and coach, I knew he could make it to the top. I knew I could take him to new heights.
Chad smiles and almost blushes as Kurt talks about him so kindly.
Kurt Angle: But I also didn’t expect him to do so as quickly as he did.
Cheers from the crowd as Kurt smiles.
Kurt Angle: Not only becoming United States Champion but beating a monster like Joe who held the title for nearly seven months shows you are a worthy champion.
Gable smiles and nods looking at his title.
Kurt Angle: But when you are a fighting champion you don’t wait around and think about the past. No you look to the future.
Chad Gable: It’s true, it’s true, it’s damn true
That brings a smile to the face of Kurt Angle.
Kurt Angle: And whilst you have been phenomenal, now is not the time to slow down. You need to…
*PHENOMENAL*
A mixed reaction from the live crowd with mostly boos as AJ STYLES walks out and as usual, he is flanked by the Good Brothers. The Club is out in full force tonight and they slowly walk to the ring. Kurt Angle looks unimpressed whilst Gable smiles relishing the challenge here. The Club all step into the ring and stand across from Chad Gable and Kurt Angle.
AJ Styles: You don’t need to look to the future for the next man to challenge Chad here. Because the present is right here to challenge him.
Some cheers from the crowd but it is still mostly boos for the cocky AJ.
AJ Styles: Y’see it is the man who makes the title and it’s time for me to make the United States title truly phenomenal.
He walks up to Kurt Angle almost ignoring the champion here.
AJ Styles: But you know just how phenomenal I am don’t you Kurt?
Kurt smirks slightly and nods.
Kurt Angle: A lot of these fans don’t know but I had a career outside of WWE.
Sorry Vince.
Kurt Angle: And AJ, fighting you was as tough as fighting any of the legends I fought in WWE!
High praise from Kurt as AJ nods without a single bit of modesty.
AJ Styles: I mean you are looking at a man who is simply phenomenal!
He sticks his hand up and too sweets his Club teammates with a smirk on his face turning back to Kurt and ignoring Chad Gable.
Kurt Angle: You were also just as arrogant back then too!
AJ shakes his head smirking.
AJ Styles: I’m not arrogant, I just know how damn great I am!
Chad Gable: Is that so?
AJ finally turns his attention to Gable as Anderson steps forward but AJ stops him.
AJ Styles: It’s OK Karl, I’ve got this.
AJ Styles walks over to Gable and the two men come face to face.
AJ Styles: I was done talking to your wannabe dad but I guess some had to slip into Jason’s shoes.
Gable doesn’t bite and just shakes his head dismissively as Kurt rolls his eyes.
AJ Styles: Let’s lift off everything you’ve done as a singles wrestler since Bobby Roode ditched your ass.
AJ stops for a moment smirking.
AJ Styles: After traveling with him for years, I’m shocked he carried your ass for so long.
Another TNA reference for those keeping count.
AJ Styles: But let’s have a look. You spent months attempting to beat Samoa Joe before finally doing it. I kept beating him month after month for the WWE title.
I wonder how Wendy is.
AJ Styles: And that United States title? It was truly phenomenal in my hands.
AJ then turns back to Kurt Angle.
AJ Styles: Hell I held the WWE title for longer than you ever did Kurt. Maybe Olympics stars just aren’t quite…
Chad Gable: Are you done yet?
Cheers for Chad finally cutting AJ off.
Chad Gable: I’ve heard a lot of talking from you AJ but how about some action? Adam Pearce told me I could suggest whoever I want to fight at Wrestlemania. Well how about I choose you.
AJ smirks.
Chad Gable: You’ve been talking about how you want a one-on-one title opportunity, well here it is.
AJ turns to Kurt.
AJ Styles: I thought you were teaching him the 3 I’s Kurt but I guess you skipped over intelligence.
AJ turns back to an unimpressed Chad Gable.
AJ Styles: At Wrestlemania, I can assure you that it will be nothing like what you went through with Samoa Joe. I don’t need to target your loved ones like him.
AJ pats the title on Chad’s shoulder as Gable remains calm.
AJ Styles: I’m simply going to outwrestle you and it will be too…
Chad Gable: I know the rest AJ.
Cheers from the crowd as The Good Brothers look annoyed but stay back for now.
Chad Gable: But trust me when I say this. You claim you’re going to outwrestle me? You can try but I’m a former Olympian and I’ve got the man who won a gold medal with a broken freaking neck!
Loud cheers from the crowd as Kurt looks like a happy dad. AJ remains smirking as Chad carries on.
Chad Gable: And at Wrestlemania, you will find that I’m ready willing and Gable!
The crowd chant along with the signature catchphrase as Gable finishes the promo by sticking a hand out for AJ to shake. AJ thinks for a moment before shaking his head and walking off backstage with The Good Brothers! Chad turns to Kurt who shrugs as they watch The Club leave the ring.
Michael Cole: Well I’ve just gotten word from Adam Pearce and he has heard Chad Gable’s request. At Wrestlemania on night two it will be Chad Gable defending his United States title against AJ Styles!
Elias: Chad under Kurt Angle has proven himself to be a great wrestler but can he match up to the Phenomenal one?
Big Show: It could be a big night for The Club at Wrestlemania as the Good Brothers also look to book themselves a title match at the greatest show of them all in tonight’s tag team turmoil match!
Michael Cole: We will have to see later on tonight but when we return from the commercial break, we have a Women’s Money in the Bank ladder match qualifier as Beth Phoenix takes on Sasha Banks. Don’t go anywhere!
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*GLAMAZON*
A pretty decent pop as we return from the commercial break, Beth Phoenix makes her way to the ring. As has been the case for the last few weeks since Edge got taken out by Seth she does seem to not have her heart in it and lack a bit of a spark as she steps into the ring.
Michael Cole: Beth has been in a bit of a rut recently but tonight she has the chance to earn herself in the Money in the Bank ladder match at Wrestlemania and one last shot at the Women’s Universal title.
Elias: But how have the injuries to her husband knocked her? Show anything she has mentioned to you?
Show takes a moment as he once again thinks about his decision regarding Seth Rollins.
Big Show: Let’s just say Beth and the kids have been making sure Edge is OK. Hopefully that swine gets what’s coming to him in the main event tonight.
*SKY’S THE LIMIT (REMIX)*
A mixed reaction once again tonight but it is mostly boos as the Legit Boss Sasha Banks walks out looking as confident as ever, a contrast to Beth right now. She talks some trash to the fans before joining the legend inside the ring.
Michael Cole: Sasha Banks last year won the Money in the Bank briefcase and cashed it in to become Women’s Universal Champion at Summerslam!
Elias: Will history repeat itself? Becky could walk out of Summerslam as Women’s Universal Champion and Sasha could be lying in wait one more time.
Big Show: There is no Bayley to jump this time to get into the match. She is going to have to earn it.
Sasha Banks steps into the ring and stands across from Beth talking some trash to the legend. Beth remains calm as the referee calls for the bell to get this match underway!
Match 2: Money in the Bank Qualifier: Beth Phoenix vs Sasha Banks
Match summary: Sasha starts off the match with a lot of ducking and diving, well aware of the power Beth possesses. Beth noticeably is a bit slower than normal, with her head still not being in the game. Sasha takes advantage of this and goes after the arms of Beth to take away the power game. Beth however does get her hands on Banks and starts to toss her around the ring even locking in an EDGECATOR! Cheers from the crowd and even a few Edge chants start up.
Beth yanks back her husband’s submission hold uncomfortably twisting Sasha’s body but the Boss makes it to the ropes. Beth lets go of the hold backing away as she shakes her head. She looks to get back to business grabbing Sasha by the ropes and THE BOSS RESPONDS WITH A SLAP! Banks even makes a comment about Beth’s husband mocking what happened to him… BIG MISTAKE SASHA! Beth explodes with a WICKED CLOTHESLINE SENDING SASHA OUT OF THE RING!
Beth follows the Legit Boss out of the ring and grabs hold of her as she starts to toss SASHA INTO THE RINGSIDE BARRICADE LIKE A RAGDOLL! Sasha is taking a beating as she has unleashed something in Beth here even getting HURLED INTO THE STEEL STEPS FOR GOOD MEASURE! Banks can’t fight back as Beth rolls her back into the ring ready to end this! She pounds on her a few times before calling Sasha “a stupid bitch”! Beth then lifts Sasha up for the GLAM SLAM… SASHA COUNTERS INTO A ROLL-UP GRABBING THE TIGHTS 1 2 3! SASHA ESCAPES WITH THE VICTORY!
Winner via pinfall: Sasha Banks (10:56)
As soon as she gets the 3 count Sasha lets go of Beth and sprints out of the ring, wanting no part of the Glamazon! She gets to the top of the entrance ramp before stopping there as we see Beth in the ring shaking her head and punching the mat in anger!
Michael Cole: Sasha Banks steals the victory!
Elias: To quote her idol, if you ain’t cheating you ain’t trying!
Big Show: I feel most for Beth. You can tell her head wasn’t in the game and she let her anger get the best of her leading to her making a mistake. A calmer Beth wins that match I feel.
Sasha now she is away from Beth is more than happy to taunt the Glamazon and mocks her opponent tonight whilst in the ring Beth shakes her head angrier at herself as we cut to the backstage area…
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As we see RENEE YOUNG stood ready for an interview but before she can speak, ANGEL GARZA appears and looks to give her a rose!
Angel Garza: Renee, I must say you are a beautiful lady and spending any length of time with you is a delight.
Renee doesn’t know how to react as she takes the rose from him.
Renee Young: I mean thanks Angel but I’m just here doing my job…
Angel Garza: And you do it so well my love…
Renee Young: I also have a husband.
Angel Garza: I don’t mind.
Moxley vs Garza feud confirmed.
Renee Young: Angel, I came here to ask you about the match Adam Pearce has made for you next week against Rusev with a spot in the Men’s Money in the Bank ladder match on the line!
Angel smirks.
Angel Garza: Oh Renee, you should know I don’t like to mix business with pleasure.
He winks at Renee who rolls her eyes.
Angel Garza: But showing Lana what a real man looks like again will be pure pleasure.
Renee Young: Well we know that your fellow Ungovernable holds the Universal title. Could we possibly see you cash in on him?
Angel smiles for a moment and looks like he might even be considering it but shakes his head.
Angel Garza: Why would I cash in on my comrade? There is another belt I can win, the WWE title. Drew or Roman, it doesn’t matter because The Ungovernables want all the gold.
Garza smirks stopping himself.
Angel Garza: And I still want to win the Cruiserweight title at Wrestlemania!
Renee looks a bit confused.
Renee Young: But you lost last week to Dolph Ziggler so he is going to Wrestlemania to fight Mustafa Ali for the Cruiserweight title, not you.
Angel smirks and puts his hand under the chin of Renee who immediately pulls away from him.
Angel Garza: Oh you silly girl. Look at Dolph Ziggler’s career. I mean when has he ever made the cut.
Ouch.
Angel Garza: He isn’t a Cruiserweight and when he fails the weigh-in, they will have no choice but to pick the man who screwed out of his rightfully Mania title match.
Renee Young: But wouldn’t that mean you have to perform double duty?
Garza smirks getting too close to Renee again.
Angel Garza: Trust me, I have no problem performing twice.
Garza winks and walks off leaving Renee disgusted by the pest as we cut to a hallway backstage…
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And we can see LIO RUSH AND MVP walking to the ring!
Michael Cole: I’ve got some big news. Lio Rush and MVP will be starting the tag team turmoil match off. Find out who else will start the match after the commercial break!
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*I CAME TO COLLECT*
*I’M COMING*
A mixed reaction for the new team who has been picking up quite a few wins over the last few weeks since MVP has taken Lio Rush under his win. Both men even have matching attire tonight wearing the same colours as they look to make it to Wrestlemania.
Michael Cole: Welcome back to Monday Night Raw and we are about to find out who will fight The Usos at Wrestlemania for the World tag team titles!
Elias: Lio Rush and MVP are a new team on the scene but they have been unbeaten since teaming up on Monday Night Raw.
Big Show: But they face an uphill challenge starting this match off. They will have to beat every single team in this match if they want to make it to Wrestlemania.
MVP turns to Lio Rush and starts talking to him regarding strategy though Lio doesn’t seem to be paying much attention as we find out which team will start the match as well…
*OMEN IN THE SKY*
Boos from the crowd as The Good Brothers make their second appearance of the show. They too sweet each other at the top of the entrance ramp and march to the ring.
Michael Cole: Well the start doesn’t get any easier as they take on former two-time tag team champions The Good Brothers!
Elias: These two know all about winning tag team titles on big stages having down it around the world.
Big Show: But they also haven’t faced a duo like MVP and Lio Rush before.
In the ring after a long conversation, MVP lets Lio Rush start the match whilst Luke Gallows starts for The Good Brothers!
Match 3: Tag team turmoil match: Lio Rush and MVP vs The Good Brothers
Match summary: During the match, Lio and MVP who had been a little disjointed but got the job done, really struggle to get on the same page. The difference between the other weeks however is The Good Brothers know how to take advantage of it and start to control the match by isolating Lio after he stays in too long against MVP’s guidance. On the ring apron, MVP looks furious as his partner gets worked over but he doesn’t seem too bothered about helping Lio! Lio though manages to stay alive and fights both members of the Club off getting a decent reaction from the live crowd
He keeps the heels on the back foot before tagging in MVP as he goes wild and starts to take control of the match for his team. MVP is in total control whilst Lio is noticeably still hurt after the beating he got, resting on the apron… as MVP TAGS HIM IN! Lio looks confused and the duo argue for a moment. Lio though heads to the top rope… AS GALLOWS PUSH MVP INTO LIO ON THE TURNBUCKLE! Gallows tosses MVP out of the ring! Karl Anderson the legal man meanwhile hits a SUPERPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPE! Karl makes the cover whilst Gallows keeps MVP out of the ring 1 2 3 The Good Brothers advance!
Winners via pinfall: The Good Brothers (7:13)
Boos from the crowd as The Good Brothers smirk and stand in the centre of the ring. Outside of the ring MVP has broken free of Gallows but fell just short of making the save.
Michael Cole: A big elimination early on in this match!
Elias: The experience of The Good Brothers proved to be the difference here.
Big Show: But I don’t think either MVP or Lio are happy about losing this match!
Big Show is right as Lio rolls to the outside selling his back but gets yelled at by MVP. Lio though gives some abuse back as the two men head up the ramp still arguing as the next entrants make their way out to the ring…
*BREEZANGO*
A decent pop from the live crowd as Breezango make their way out with their selfie sticks in hand. Both men look in a good mood posing with fans before trying to get a selfie from MVP who pushes them away!
Michael Cole: Breezango have never won the tag team titles since becoming a team a few years ago.
Elias: Nowhere better to break that duck than Wrestlemania.
Big Show: But the Good Brothers would love to crush their and the fan’s dreams!
Breezango step into the ring as Tyler Breeze looks to start for his team whilst Karl Anderson remains in the ring to begin match two of the tag team turmoil!
Tag team turmoil match: The Good Brothers vs Breezango
Match summary: Breezango starts off at a fast pace as they look to take advantage of the face The Good Brothers have wrestled once already. Good Brothers noticeably struggle and get a bit desperate as we get to the finish of this match. Gallows looks to distract the referee as Anderson grabs the SELFIE STICK… BUT FANDANGO GRABS ONE HIMSELF AND CLOCKS HIM! Breeze gets rid of both of them before waiting for Anderson to get up and hits the BEAUTY SHOT! Breeze hooks the leg whilst Fandango stands guard as Breezango pick up the win!
Winners via pinfall: Breezango (12:18)
Cheers from the crowd as Breezango pick up a major elimination and win in this match! Gallows comes to after the shot with the selfie stick and kicks the steps in frustration, mouthing off at the duo.
Michael Cole: Breezango advance in the tag team turmoil match!
Big Show: The Good Brothers tried to use the Breezango’s own selfie sticks against them but it backfired.
Elias: And it might be Breezango posing at Wrestlemania guys!
*MORE THAN ONE MAN*
*RADIO*
A polite response from the live crowd as Slater and Ryder walk out slapping hands with a few of the fans. They have a bit of a stare-down with The Good Brothers before sliding into the ring joining Breezango as the two teams share a handshake in the middle of the ring.
Big Show: Last year at Wrestlemania, Ryder and Hawkins pulled off the shock of a lifetime to become tag team champions. Can Ryder do it again?
Elias: He’s got history when it comes to stunning the world at Wrestlemania!
Michael Cole: We are going to a commercial break but when we return from the commercial break we will see this tag team turmoil match continue! Do not go anywhere!
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Tag team turmoil match: Breezango vs Slater and Ryder
Match summary: When we return from the commercial break, the match is underway with Ryder and Slater in control. Breezeango have already been in the ring for a match before noticeably struggling a little but the duo makes a comeback with Breeze taking care of Ryder and Fandango hits the LAST DANCE (Diving leg drop) ON SLATER for the win, advancing to the final match of the gauntlet!
Winners via pinfall: Breezango (17:42)
Michael Cole: Breezango pick up another win in this match!
Elias: Just one more and they go to Wrestlemania to battle for the tag team titles!
Big Show: But we all know who is next…
Slater and Ryder roll out of the ring disappointed to have come up short as Ryder won’t repeat the miracle of last year with a different partner. Breezango look a little tired but the final team in this match makes their way out…
*COAT OF ARMS*
Boos ring out from the crowd as Cesaro and Ilja Dragunov march out led by their leader Zelina Vega who has a massive smirk on her face, with the most favorable draw going to her clients.
Michael Cole: And if the prospect of facing these two men wasn’t anymore daunting for Breezango, they have to do it after being two of the top teams on Monday Night Raw too.
Elias: How badly do they want it? This might be their best chance to earn a tag team title match at Wrestlemania. Can they overcome the odds?
Big Show: Their only hope might be their experience as a team but you have to remember that Cesaro is a tag team specialist with several different tag team title reigns with different partners inside and outside WWE.
Cesaro nods to Ilja as he steps into the ring to start the match whilst Fandango stays in the ring ready to start the final match of the tag team turmoil match.
Tag team turmoil match: Breezango vs The Ungovernables (Cesaro and Ilja Dragunov) w/Zelina Vega
Match summary: Cesaro starts the match off by using his power to counter Fandango with a series of hard uppercuts and tossing him around the ring. Fandango tags out and Breeze does mount a small fight back but the Swiss Superman cuts him off with one brutal uppercut, showing how much the previous two matches are taking their toll on Breezango! Cesaro brings Ilja into the match as the duo makes rapid tags laying into each member of Breezango with a series of hard uppercuts! Tyler Breeze is worked over on the mat as he struggles to survive but he refuses to let The Ungovenables put him down easily.
Fandango wills his partner on and urges him to make the tag. Eventually, as Cesaro goes for the RICOLA BOMB… BREEZE COUNTERS WITH A HURRICANRNA INTO THE CORNER! He heads to the corner and tags in Fandango! Fandango runs in like a house of fire and even takes down Cesaro as he climbs to the top rope hitting THE LAST DANCE! Fandango makes the cover 1 2 Ilja breaks it up! Ilja saves the match as Zelina tells her boys to get the job done! Breeze is in the ring and goes for Ilja as he sends the Mad Russian off the ropes…
BUT HE BOUNCES BACK HITTING FANDANGO WITH TORPEDO MOSCOW! The Mad Russian takes him out as Breeze goes for the BEAUTY SHOT… BUT CESARO CATCHES HIM IN MID-AIR AND CONNECTS WITH A RICOLA BOMB! He plants Breeze before cranking his neck. He shakes off the pain and grabs hold of Fandango setting up the CESARO SWING! He spins him around for a few seconds before ILJA RUNS OFF THE ROPES HITTING A TORPEDO MOSCOW AGAIN! Cesaro hooks the legs as Ilja stands guard but it’s academic! 1 2 3 THE UNGOVERNABLES ARE GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA!
Winners via pinfall: The Ungovernables (23:01)
The Ungovernables get to their feet as Zelina Vega with a smug smirk applauds them from outside the ring. Cesaro and Ilja Dragunov share a hug in the ring before having their arms raised in the air by Zelina.
Michael Cole: The Ungovernables pick up the win and are heading to Wrestlemania!
Elias: Credit to Breezango. They ran the duo close but in the end, The Ungovernables were too much for them to defeat!
Big Show: However can The Ungovernables defeat arguably the dynasty of the tag team division for the last few years, The Usos at Wrestlemania?
The celebrations carry on in the ring as the show cuts to a commercial break!
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When we return from the commercial break, we cut to a video promo as we can see BROCK LESNAR on a farm (obviously not his actual one cause do you think he is letting people go there?) as he is chopping wood. We then hear Paul Heyman talk over the top of the video.
Paul Heyman: People ask me, how does an athlete like Brock train?
Brock carries on breaking pieces of wood one by one without even breaking a sweat, in a lumberjack shirt.
Paul Heyman: But my only response: Do you think training like Brock Lesnar will make you Brock Lesnar?
We then see the axe come down one more time before cutting to Brock working out in a UFC-style gym.
Paul Heyman: No one in the world can match Brock for speed, power. Brock Lesnar is a once-in-a-generation athlete!
We see him then grappling with a few men and every single time takes them down with ease locking them in a series of holds but mostly focusing on the same Kimura that broke Black’s arm.
Paul Heyman: Brock not only can outwrestle you, he can outspeed you and he can overpower you. Every plan you have, Brock is better at it!
We then see Brock lifting weights in the gym looking intense and focused.
Paul Heyman: But do you know what makes Brock even scarier? He’s hungry.
We cut to an image of last year’s Wrestlemania with Brock Lesnar losing the Universal title to Seth Rollins in the opening match.
Paul Heyman: It’s been nearly a year since he’s held his title. Since Brock has been the dragon at the top of the mountain and he is sick of being screwed.
We see Seth hitting with a low blow at Wrestlemania, Seth needing several weapons to keep Brock down at Summerslam (even though this was legal in the match), multiple men teaming up just to stop Brock in the Rumble and the end of the Elimination Chamber with the Ungovernables breaking in.
Paul Heyman: No one man can stop Brock but at Wrestlemania, there will just be two men standing in front of Brock’s prize. Andrade and Aleister Black.
We cut to Brock hitting his finisher on both men at separate points.
Paul Heyman: Aleister who spent last year chasing Brock and realized the error of his ways too late, getting in the Beast’s path!
We once again see the arm break spot from Raw last year.
Paul Heyman: And Andrade. A champion who has survived by any means necessary.
We see Andrade’s constantly cheating to win and escaping with a win thanks to the Ungovernables.
Paul Heyman: Nothing will stop Brock this time. Even if you two come together and work together to try to stop the Beast, it won’t be enough!
We see Brock destroying multiple people at once throughout the years including in the Royal Rumble.
Paul Heyman: And once again he will be your reigning, defending Universal Champion of the World…
We see a few more images of Brock destroying superstars throughout the years.
Paul Heyman: BRRRRRRROCK LESNARRRRRRR!
We see the final image of Brock Lesnar holding the Universal title before we cut to the backstage area…
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And we can see BECKY LYNCH walking through the back! She has a smug look on her face as the crowd goes wild upon seeing her. However, it’s not long before she is stopped by an approaching MIA YIM! Becky doesn’t back down and raises an eyebrow.
Becky Lynch: Did Ronda pay you to try to take out again?
Becky gets ready for a fight as Mia shakes her head.
Mia Yim: Nah. She said I failed so she wasn’t going to try that again.
Mia backs away from Becky holding her arms up.
Mia Yim: I’m the distraction!
AND RIGHT AS SHE SAYS THAT RONDA CLOBBERS HER FROM BEHIND WITH A METAL PIPE! Becky falls down as Mia Yim smirks and nods as she leaves the scene having done her job as Ronda stands over Becky!
Ronda Rousey: Who’s your bitch?
BECKY RESPONDS BY SPITTING AT RONDA! Ronda wipes it off her face before going to swing the pipe but BECKY TAKES HER DOWN! The pipe falls away as Ronda and Becky brawl on the floor looking to batter the fuck out of each other! They get to their feet as Becky looks to go for the MANHANDLE SLAM ON THE FLOOR BUT RONDA COUNTERS BEFORE HITTING A PUNCH TO THE BACK WHERE SHE HIT BECKY WITH THE PIPE!
Becky doubles over in pain as Ronda follows up with a KNEE STRIKE TO THE HEAD! Becky falls back on the floor as Ronda grabs hold of Becky and sends her into the wall with a hard thud! Becky is laid against the wall as Ronda talks some more trash before getting a SLAP FROM BECKY! Becky can’t manage much more though still in pain and Ronda smashes her in the head with a HARD FOREARM! Ronda then grabs hold of her arm ready to go for an ARMBAR… AS SECURITY ARRIVES!
???: OK that is enough!
The camera pans over the show the Raw General Manager ADAM PEARCE on the scene as he commands the security officials to get this under control. Ronda and Becky try to fight back but eventually there are too many bodies even for them to fight back. The duo talk trash as they are pulled away from each other and we cut to a commercial break.
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When we return from the commercial break, we cut to the commentary desk to the left of the entrance ramp.
Michael Cole: Well back and as you saw before the commercial break, Ronda Rousey and Becky Lynch came to blows after Ronda Rousey attacked Becky Lynch from behind with a metal pipe.
Elias: Ronda is doing whatever she can to take out Becky Lynch before Wrestlemania and I wonder what else she will try to do to cancel that Wrestlemania main event match?
Big Show: But that wasn’t the only brawl that took place backstage before the commercial break.
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We cut to a clip from before the ad break, as we see FIRE AND DESIRE attacked from behind by JESSAMYN DUKE AND MARINA SHAFIR! The two Real Horsewomen attack Fire and Desire, clearly as part of a plan to distract them whilst Ronda attacks Becky. However, they are soon chased off by THE HUGGING PIRATES! The Real Horsewomen don’t want a 4 on 2 fight and get out of there as Bayley and Kairi check on the duo before we cut back to the commentary team at ringside.
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Michael Cole: The women’s division right now is exploding into violence.
Big Show: You have two sides forming. Ronda and the real horsewomen against everyone else.
*LOYALTY IS EVERYTHING*
Boos from the crowd as the Queen of Spades slowly walks out with a smirk on her face and a towel around her neck. She ignores the fans as she heads to the ring climbing over the ropes, looking to qualify for the Women’s Money in the Bank ladder match at Wrestlemania.
Elias: And now we know why Shayna wasn’t helping backstage.
Big Show: Shayna with a contract to cash in for a Women’s title match whenever she wants? I can’t think of anything scarier.
*NEW FOUNDATION*
A decent pop from the crowd but nothing special as Natalya heads to the ring, looking to do what her Divas of Doom tag team partner couldn’t and earn a spot in the Women’s Money in the Bank ladder match.
Michael Cole: Natalya is a veteran of the business and a submission expert. If anyone can outwrestle Shayna, it’s her.
Elias: The difference between the two women is the fact that Shayna likes to hurt people. Natalya wants to win but Shayna looks to break her opponents.
Once Natalya is in the ring, she looks at Shayna who smirks to herself. The referee calls for the bell meanwhile to get this qualifying match underway!
Match 4: Money in the Bank Qualifier: Shayna Baszler vs Natalya
Match summary: In the early stages of this match, Shayna and Natalya lock up in the centre of the ring. Nattie tries to take control but Shayna shows her who the real submission expert is. And that’s the story of this match, anything Natalya does Shayna has an answer for and in the end, Shayna gets her in the KIRIFUDA CLUTCH! Natalya tries to find a way to escape but she taps out giving Shayna the win!
Winner via submission: Shayna Baszler (6:12)
Boos from the live crowd as Shayna holds onto the clutch for a few more seconds, trying to choke the life out of Natalya. She gets to her feet with a smirk on her face and promises to win the Money in the Bank briefcase.
Michael Cole: A dominant performance from the Queen of Spades tonight.
Big Show: And who is going to stop her at Wrestlemania?
Elias: It may not be her usual environment but only one woman has managed to defeat Shayna since she came to Monday Night Raw.
As Shayna celebrates in the ring we cut to a hallway backstage…
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As Mustafa Ali is shown walking to the ring in a nice suit and the Cruiserweight title around his waist!
Michael Cole: Well up next, we are about have our weigh-in and make our Cruiserweight title match at Wrestlemania between Dolph Ziggler and Mustafa Ali official! Don’t go anywhere!
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When we return from the commercial break, we can see two podiums set up in the ring adjacent to a digital scale (Should be fine cause Big Show isn’t in charge of checking the weights) and Adam Pearce stood in the ring with a microphone.
Adam Pearce: Tonight has been a big night for Monday Night Raw at Wrestlemania. We have already confirmed The Ungovernables will face The Usos for the World tag team titles!
Cheers from the crowd excited for the match.
Adam Pearce: We found out that Sasha Banks and Shayna Baszler will represent the Raw brand in the Women’s Money in the Bank ladder match!
Boos from the crowd though there are a few cheers for the Legit Boss.
Adam Pearce: Plus we will later on tonight find out if Sheamus or Noam Dar will go to Wrestlemania for the Men’s Money in the Bank ladder match!
Cheers from the crowd as Adam nods.
Adam Pearce: Hopefully Raw’s own Hugging Pirates will become the number one contenders for the WWE Women’s tag titles bringing them back to the red brand.
A pretty decent pop for the popular duo as Adam looks to get down to business now he is done promoting.
Adam Pearce: But right now we are going to make the Cruiserweight title between Mustafa Ali and Dolph Ziggler official.
Cheers from the crowd as Adam Pearce a hand up.
Adam Pearce: Pending Dolph Ziggler proving he has cut enough weight.
Boos from the crowd as Adam nods agreeing with them.
Adam Pearce: Now I wouldn’t have put Ziggler in last week’s battle royal if he had not already proven to have made the weight to me but a certain duo and their manager who took part in the match last week have insisted on this.
Elias (on commentary): I wonder who that is!
Adam Pearce: So, I’ve been forced to do this in front of the live crowd in Washington D.C…
Cheap pop from the live crowd.
Adam Pearce: To prove Dolph Ziggler earned his first-ever one-on-one match at Wrestlemania.
Cheers from the crowd but not as loud as a few years ago.
Adam Pearce: But first let’s bring our Cruiserweight Champion: Mustafa Ali!
*GO HARD*
A pretty loud pop from the crowd as Mustafa Ali walks out in a very nice suit and looks very smart as he walks to the ring. He lifts his title into the air for the live crowd and even lets a few of the kids in the crowd touch it before he climbs over the ropes. He walks up to Adam Pearce and shakes his hand before standing on one of the podiums.
Adam Pearce: And now the challenger: Dolph Ziggler!
*HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD*
A decent pop from the fans as Dolph Ziggler walks out, also in a suit jacket and jeans. He has a big smile on his face before walking to the ring. He takes a moment to soak in the reaction from the crowd before climbing through the ropes and steps onto a podium himself, opposite Mustafa Ali.
Adam Pearce: Thank you for coming out here. So what we are going to do now is do the official weigh-in before hearing from both of you and to get your thoughts ahead of Wrestlemania.
Both men nod as Adam goes to gesture to Dolph Ziggler but Ali speaks first grabbing the microphone that was on the podium.
Mustafa Ali: Adam if you don’t mind, I’m happy to go first since I trust Ziggler has cut the weight.
Ziggler smiles and looks confused by Ali’s comments.
Adam Pearce: OK Ali, go ahead.
Ali puts down the microphone and unbuttons the suit before stepping onto the scales. Adam looks at the scales and it comes up saying: 182lbs. Ali nods before climbing off the scales and returning to his podium.
Adam Pearce: And now the challenger!
Ziggler smirks as he takes off his suit jacket and heads to the scales which have been reset. The tension builds as it takes a while to load before it comes up saying: 204lbs! Ziggler has made the weight! Cheers from the crowd as Zelina Vega gets proven wrong.
Adam Pearce: It’s official. Ziggler is below two hundred and five pounds making him eligible for the Cruiserweight title!
Cheers from the crowd as Ziggler heads back to his podium and puts his suit jacket back on.
Adam Pearce: Now before I bring this to a close and finish off the paperwork for Wrestlemania, do you two have anything else you want to say?
Ali goes first picking up his microphone as he turns to look at Ziggler.
Mustafa Ali: Dolph, I’m not going to lie. I was very surprised to see you enter the battle royal last week.
Cheers from the crowd who agree as Ali carries on talking.
Mustafa Ali: And I do have a lot of respect for you Dolph. Someone who had to fight to even get a small amount of respect.
Ziggler remains stoic but nods agreeing with Ali’s assessment of his career.
Mustafa Ali: Over ten years in WWE and never getting a one-on-one match at Wrestlemania.
That line stings Ziggler.
Mustafa Ali: Some would say you are overdue an opportunity like this. But at Wrestlemania, I’m not going to make it easy for you to turn your first Wrestlemania one-on-one match into a win. No I’m staying Cruiserweight Champion!
Cheers from the crowd as Adam turns to Dolph who takes a moment before responding.
Dolph Ziggler: Ali, I want you to know I do have respect for you too but you are standing in my way!
Ziggler seems slightly angrier as he speaks.
Dolph Ziggler: If you think this is a veteran taking their last shot at glory and is going to be an easy fight, well I’ve got a surprise for you.
Ali remains unfazed as Ziggler gets passionate.
Dolph Ziggler: This is my last chance to actually get what I deserve and it really shouldn’t be. Ali? It should have been me in your position.
A few boos from the crowd as Ali remains unfazed.
Dolph Ziggler: But that’s fine. I can’t change the past, I can only change my future.
Ali nods agreeing with Dolph.
Dolph Ziggler: But I will warn you, you shouldn’t trust me. Cause I did whatever it took to get my first singles match at Wrestlemania including cutting weight like I’ve never done before.
Ziggler steps off the podium as he comes face to face with Ali.
Dolph Ziggler: And I’ll go even further beyond to win a title for the first time at Wrestlemania too!
Ziggler drops the microphone as challenger and champion stand face to face staring each other down.
Elias: We know how much Ziggler has wanted a singles match at Wrestlemania and it is now official!
Big Show: But Mustafa Ali has been a dominant champion and it won’t be an easy feat defeating on the grandest stage of them all.
Michael Cole: Well when we return from the commercial break we will find out the second man from Monday Night Raw to qualify for the Men’s Money in the Bank ladder match. Will it be Sheamus or Noam Dar? Don’t go anywhere.
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When we come back from the commercial break, we don’t cut to the ring straight away however as we cut to a video package. We cut to what looks like a ring from Lucha Underground as we can see ANDRADE CIEN ALMAS running the ropes and practicing as ZELINA VEGA looks on.
Zelina Vega: All I’ve heard people talk about is the challengers at Wrestlemania but not the champion.
We cut back to the ring as Andrade stops running the ropes and stands in the centre of the ring with a smirk on his face as he rests on the ropes.
Zelina Vega: And that’s what pisses us off.
Zelina isn’t playing as we then see ANGEL GARZA step into the ring with a smirk on his face. Andrade looks over and doesn’t smile but nods as the two men start practicing against each other.
Zelina Vega: My client Andrade Cien Almas has been a dominant Universal Champion.
We see clips of him beating Seth Rollins and Rey Mysterio clean, as well as him being shown pinning AJ Styles, Aleister Black, and Brock Lesnar during his title reign so far.
Zelina Vega: But he never gets the respect he deserves because he is smart.
We then see the interference in his title matches versus Black and Brock as well as Dijakovic’s debut helping him cash in on Rey Mysterio.
Zelina Vega: Andrade doesn’t need the help but why not use it if it is available?
Andrade takes down Garza for the moment. Both men get to their feet as Andrade nods at Angel before sliding out of the ring and standing next to Zelina.
Zelina Vega: All everyone talks about is my presence not being at ringside to guide Andrade but what about Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman?
We see Brock throughout the years since his return to the company and how dominant he has been with Paul Heyman at ringside.
Andrade Cien Almas: The difference between me and Brock, I am as smart as Zelina whilst Brock?
Andrade chuckles.
Andrade Cien Almas: He’s a stupid beast.
Brave words from Andrade there.
Zelina Vega: Brock may have speed, he may have power but Andrade has brains.
Andrade taps his head and smirks.
Andrade Cien Almas: And Black? How many times have I beaten him? I’ve lost count.
Zelina Vega: Exactly. But all he talks about is he would be you without any interference.
Andrade Cien Almas: But Black how you know? I’m not the star I was in NXT. I’m shining even brighter.
Angel steps forward nodding as Zelina looks at one of her other clients.
Zelina Vega: We only pick the best to be my clients and next week, Shinsuke Nakamura is back.
Angel Garza: Black and Brock might not even make it to Mania.
Garza winks at Zelina who smiles as Andrade rolls his eyes.
Andrade Cien Almas: But all that matters is El Idolo will walk out of Wrestlemania still Universal Champion!
All three smirk as they stand in front of the camera as we cut back to the commentary team at ringside.
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Michael Cole: Strong words from out Universal Champion.
Elias: But is provoking the Beast a good idea?
Big Show: Brock Lesnar is not someone you want to make angry but I’m sure Vega is coming up with a plan ahead of the biggest show of the year.
*WEEKEND ROCKSTAR*
Boos from the crowd as Noam Dar makes his way out with a smug smirk on his face. Dar is chewing gum as he walks to the ring and makes sure to jaw-jack with a few fans before stepping through the ropes.
Michael Cole: Noam Dar had a bit of a breakout year last year, becoming Cruiserweight Champion for the first time in his career at a very young age.
Elias: He is only twenty-six years of age but he has the chance to get what in many people’s hands is a guaranteed WWE or Universal title win.
Big Show: Only three men have failed to cash in Money in the bank. Baron Corbin, John Cena and Damien Sandow. Everyone else who has cashed in has become a World Champion.
*WRITTEN IN MY FACE*
Cheers from the crowd as Sheamus walks out and does his normal beating chest. He shouts fella before starting to walk down the ramp with a smile on his face… AS SAMOA JOE ATTACKS HIM FROM BEHIND! Boos from the crowd as the Samoan Submission Machine gives Sheamus a beating on the ramp and throws him into the STEEL STEPS! Noam Dar in the ring meanwhile stays inside as he talks trash to Sheamus whilst Joe is beating his opponent down!
Michael Cole: What is the meaning of this attack by Samoa Joe!
Elias: Well we saw Sheamus confront him last week and clearly Joe took exception to what Sheamus had to say.
Big Show: And Noam Dar is loving it in the ring!
Sheamus is struggling to fight back after being blindsided by Samoa Joe and JOE EVEN LOCKS IN A COQUINA CLUTCH! Sheamus tries to fight out of it but Joe wraps his body around Sheamus choking him out as a swarm of officials finally comes out! It takes them a while but they finally prise Joe off of Sheamus pulling him away. The officials send Joe to the back whilst they check on Sheamus to make sure he is OK.
Michael Cole: Well finally some order is restored here!
Elias: But will Sheamus be able to compete tonight?
Big Show: What is Noam Dar doing?
We cut back to the ring as Noam Dar has grabbed a microphone from someone at ringside and steps back into the ring.
Noam Dar: Hey dafties, hurry this up and get him in the ring right now!
Loud boos from the crowd but Dar doesn’t give a damn.
Noam Dar: Or if Sheamus isn’t man enough to fight, give me the win via countout!
More boos from the crowd as Sheamus is noticeably struggling but back to his feet and hears what Dar said pushing the officials off, as he slides into the ring. Dar now looks a bit nervous as the referee checks on Sheamus to make sure he is OK. Sheamus nods his head, still feeling the effect of the attack so the referee reluctantly calls for the bell to get this match underway!
Match 5: Money in the bank qualifier: Sheamus vs Noam Dar
Match summary: Sheamus charges straight at Dar looking for a BROGUE KICK to finish it early after the pre-match assault but Dar ducks just in time and rolls out of the ring! Sheamus chases after him as they run around the ring for a short period. They get back inside and Dar pounces stomping on Sheamus as he comes in but SHEAMUS OVERPOWERS HIM AND SENDS DAR FLYING BACK! Sheamus takes total control of the match and overpowers the Cruiserweight, knowing he doesn’t have much energy left after being attacked by Joe.
Sheamus even gets Dar in position for the CELTIC CROSS BUT DAR SLIPS OUT FROM THE MOVE AND HITS A CHOP BLOCK TO THE LEG! Dar goes for the CHAMPANGE SUPERKNEEBAR! Sheamus is in a ton of pain and crawls to the ropes forcing a break from Dar. However, that gives him enough room to pounce. He backs off as Sheamus crawls away from the ropes and GETS HIT WITH THE NOVA ROLLER (Running enzuigiri)! Sheamus falls to the mat and the damage from before the match on top of that move is enough for Dar to pick up a shock win!
Winner via pinfall: Noam Dar (4:41)
Noam Dar gets to his feet with a smirk on his face having just beaten a former World Champion to earn a spot in the Money in the Bank ladder match (albeit in controversial circumstances)! Sheamus remains down on the mat as selling the damage done by Joe and Dar.
Michael Cole: Noam Dar qualifies for the Men’s Money in the Bank ladder match!
Elias: With a massive assist from Samoa Joe tonight!
Big Show: But Dar won’t care about that. However I feel Sheamus is going to be looking for a fight with Joe very soon.
Noam Dar heads up the ramp and tells every fan in sight he will soon be Mr. Money in the Bank whilst in the ring Sheamus gets to his feet with a face full of total anger as we cut to a commercial break.
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When we return from the commercial break, we see SASHA BANKS walking through the back with her suitcase heading for the exit but she is stopped by Charly Caruso looking for an interview.
Charly Caruso: Sasha can I get a few words?
Sasha who is wearing shutter shades pulls them down slightly almost confused by what she just said.
Sasha Banks: Do I look like one of the other women in this locker room? I’m a star and I’ve got TV shows to be filming for, so make it quick.
Charly Caruso: My question was going to be about you earning a spot in the Women’s Money in the Bank ladder match. How big would it be to become the first-ever two-time Women’s Money in the Bank?
Sasha Banks: Everything I do is big and that briefcase has my name on it because everything I do is money.
???: But you won’t be able to stab your best friend in the back so how will you win?
The camera pans over to show TAYNARA CONTI walking into the shot, reading to fight Sasha. Sasha smirks and mocks Taynara.
Sasha Banks: Don’t hate the player hate the game Tay.
Taynara shakes her head.
Taynara Conti: Nah I hate you. For all your talk about me beating you being a fluke, you needed to cheat to beat you.
Sasha yanks the shades off her head and pulls them off in anger.
Sasha Banks: I didn’t need to cheat to beat you, it was just easier.
Conti refuses to back down getting right in Sasha’s face.
Taynara Conti: Well face me in that ring again and we’ll find out.
Sasha shakes her head.
Sasha Banks: I’ve already beaten you. I have nothing to prove.
Sasha goes to walk off but Conti stops her.
Taynara Conti: Fine if you’re going to run and hide, I’ll have to beat Mia Yim next week to earn my spot in the Money in the Bank ladder match and kick your ass there.
A big match for next week’s Raw is confirmed as Sasha shakes her head.
Sasha Banks: You can do whatever you like but if you step into that match, what I did to Bayley will look like child’s play to what I do if you get in the way of me getting my rightful future Women’s title match!
Sasha walks off past Taynara Conti as the fiery Brazilian stares her down and we cut back to the commentary team at ringside.
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Michael Cole: Well as we heard just now Taynara Conti will take on Mia Yim with a spot in the Women’s Money in the Bank ladder match on the line.
Elias: Conti has been making a name for herself as of late but Mia Yim…
*BAD REPUTATION*
Massive boos from the live crowd as Ronda Rousey marches out with a microphone in hand and her Universal title around her waist. She wastes no time marching down the ramp towards the ring.
Ronda Rousey: Cut my damn music.
The people in the back do what she says pretty quickly cause what Ronda wants Ronda gets.
Ronda Rousey: I want to make one thing clear for you stupid fans and all the marks online who claim they know everything about me!
Cheap heat but it is super effective!
Ronda Rousey: What I did to Becky had nothing to do with fear!
Ronda shakes her head as she steps through the ropes and stands in the middle of the ring.
Ronda Rousey: I attacked Becky with a lead pipe because I can! I did it because it hurts you people to see your hero fall!
Ronda points at the fans in the crowd.
Ronda Rousey: You turned on me for her! You wanted her to fight me! Do you know why I came back? It was to take away what you love the most and trust me, I’m to do my best to make sure Becky Lynch doesn’t make it to Wrestlemania!
Nuclear heat from the crowd as Ronda looks sinister and angry right now.
Ronda Rousey: And if she does by some miracle make it to Wrestlemania, I will make sure I break each of her limbs one by one.
Ronda puts emphasis on each word making it crystal clear she wants to hurt Becky Lynch.
Ronda Rousey: And when her broken body is left on the floor at the end of night one, night two will end with Shayna Baszler holding the Money in the Bank briefcase!
Ronda smiles for the first time this promo.
Ronda Rousey: And the Real Horsewomen will hold all the power. Which will break your hearts!
Ronda drops the microphone and leaves the ring heading up the entrance ramp getting nuclear heat from the live crowd as she leaves!
Michael Cole: Strong and vicious words from Ronda Rousey tonight!
Elias: The fans turning on her last year clearly affected Ronda more than she let on and it’s made her very bitter even to this day.
Big Show: Or maybe this is what she was really like all along?
Michael Cole: Good question Big Show but when we return from the commercial break, we answer another question with Wrestlemania implications as The Hugging Pirates, The Robert Stone Brand as well as Liv Morgan and Carmella collide to see who goes to Wrestlemania. You don’t want to miss it!
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When we return from the commercial break, we first of all see The Usos standing backstage in front of a chain-link fences, wearing their signature hoodies available on WWE.com. Both men have a tag team title on their shoulder each as they mean-mug the camera.
Jey Uso: Last week we went to war with The Authors of Pain!
Jimmy Uso: But we did what me and my Uce always do.
Jey and Jimmy grab their tag team titles and clink them together in the same fashion the AOP boys do.
Jey Uso: We remained on top of the tag team division and put the Authors of Pain on lockdown!
Jimmy Uso: However we got a new team stepping up, just in time for Wrestlemania!
Jey Uso: Cesaro, we’re familiar with you.
Jimmy Uso: Throughout the years you’ve had several partners Uce.
Jey Uso: Some might call you a tag team specialist.
Jimmy Uso: Or maybe you just can’t find the right partner?
Jey and Jimmy fist bump upon that line.
Jey Uso: Hey not everyone can be born with the perfect tag team partner.
Jimmy Uso: But Cesaro, you’ve had a ton of success. However you still aren’t on our level.
Jey Uso: And Ilja, we’ve never met before but I’m sure we’ll meet Cesaro’s next partner soon as well!
Shots fired by the Usos.
Jimmy Uso: You may have been tearing up the UK before coming here but now, you are stepping into the Uso Penitentiary!
Cheers from the crowd in the arena who pop for the signature line from the tag champions.
Jey Uso: And you can bring your whole gang to the party as well because we have seen and fought them all!
Jimmy Uso: But I’m sure you’ll be panicking, sleeping in your hotel room with the hair standing up on the back of your neck.
Jey Uso: Keeping your head on a swivel.
Jimmy Uso: Getting Zelina to check all the doors.
Jey Uso: It’s not paranoia.
Jimmy Uso: It’s the Usos!
The tag team champions finish it off on that note sending a defiant message to their challengers at Wrestlemania as we cut back to the commentary team adjacent to the entrance ramp.
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Michael Cole: The Usos remain unfazed by the Ungovernables as we lead into Wrestlemania.
Big Show: Cesaro may have had a lot of tag team partners in the past but every single one he has formed a great team with.
Elias: But is that able to match the teamwork that two twins like The Usos have?
*LIVIN LARGE*
A decent pop from the live crowd as Smackdown’s own Liv Morgan and Carmella make their way out to the ring. They slap hands with a few of the fans before heading to the ring with smiles on their faces.
Michael Cole: For those of you who missed Smackdown’s Roadblock live event, we saw Liv Morgan and Carmella be one of the three teams who came up short against the Queens of WWE.
Elias: And this is a second chance for the other unpinned tag team as well, The Robert Stone Brand however Adam Pearce has made it clear only Robert Stone will be allowed at ringside after Raquel’s antics last night.
Big Show: But will we see Robert Stone try to get involved one more time?
*MO MONEY*
Boos from the crowd as The Robert Stone Brand walk to the ring and they are led by their leader Robert Stone! He has a smug smirk on his face and a fancy suit on with Aliyah and Chelsea Green following him. Robert Stone talks some trash to Liv Morgan and Carmella in the ring, who are both not impressed with the manager of one of their opponents.
Michael Cole: Robert Stone has been leading her clients to some success down in NXT.
Big Show: We know Chelsea Green is looking to become NXT Women’s Champion soon and could she leave Wrestlemania weekend as a double champion?
Elias: I wonder if they will use the Freebird rule if they end up winning the tag team titles?
*NEW ADVENTURE*
A pretty sizeable pop as the popular duo make their way out and they even have matching pirate hats! Bayley and Kairi pose together at the top of the entrance ramp as Kairi looks through her telescope, looking directly at the Wrestlemania sign! She sees her treasure in sight! Kairi and Bayley head to the ring passing their pirate hats to some kids in the front row.
Michael Cole: The Hugging Pirates have been in great form since officially becoming a team post Royal Rumble and they are my picks to face the Queens of WWE at Wrestlemania.
Elias: They do have the advantage of having last night off compared to the other two teams in this match.
Big Show: Will fatigue play a factor in this match?
Once in the ring, Bayley steps inside for her team whilst Chelsea Green and Carmella respectively step into the ring for their teams as the referee calls for the bell to get this match underway!
Match 6: Number one contender's match for the WWE Women's tag team titles match: The Hugging Pirates vs Liv Morgan and Carmella vs The Robert Stone brand
Match summary: A very chaotic triple threat match between the 6 women but the main story is the anger Liv Morgan and Carmella have for the Robert Stone Brand. With both teams also still tired from last night in the end they brawl with each other in the closing stages with Chelsea Green and Aliyah taking care of Liv Morgan and Carmella with a little help from Robert Stone…
AS R-TRUTH COMES OUT AND ATTACKS ROBERT STONE GETTING SOME REVENGE! They brawl up the ramp with Truth battering the manager as back in the ring Chelsea and Aliyah are distracted allowing the Hugging Pirates to take both down and then hit DUAL ELBOW DROPS FROM THE TOP ROPE! Kairi pins Aliyah and the Hugging Pirates are heading to Wrestlemania!
Winners via pinfall: The Hugging Pirates (6:18)
Bayley and Kairi get back to their feet as they celebrate to the delight of the live crowd having earned the chance to compete for the tag team titles at Wrestlemania. The referee raises both their hands in the air whilst on the outside of the ring, The Robert Stone Brand get up and immediately get into an argument with Liv Morgan and Carmella outside the ring! They brawl up the ramp whilst Bayley and Kairi carry on celebrating in the ring.
Michael Cole: A big win tonight for Bayley and Kairi, now going on to face The Queens of WWE at Wrestlemania.
Elias: Bayley has history with not only those tag team titles but also Charlotte Flair at Wrestlemania.
Big Show: But how will Lacey Evans and Kairi Sane perform on the grandest stage of them all for the first time?
Bayley and Kairi carry on their celebration in the ring as Kairi uses her telescope to point towards the Wrestlemania sign and see what she has in store as part of her future as we cut to a commercial break.
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When we return from a commercial break, we cut to another video hyping up the Universal title three-way dance at Wrestlemania as we can see ALEISTER BLACK getting some kickboxing practice in.
Aleister Black: Wrestlemania. They call it the showcase of the immortals. Where stars are made.
Black stops talking over the video for a moment as we see Black firing off more kicks in the gym with the person helping him train.
Aleister Black: I’ve been more a fan of the darkness.
We see Black finish off the kickboxing as we cut to him meditating in a dark room with a bunch of candles inside the room as well.
Aleister Black: But I’ve always aimed to be the best. To compete against the best in the world.
We then see clips of his time in NXT and some of the matches he has had in his year on Raw with superstars like Brock Lesnar, Seth Rollins, Andrade Cien Almas, etc.
Aleister Black: And become a champion.
We see each of Black’s title matches where each time he was screwed by interference, first of all by Brock Lesnar when he faced Seth Rollins and by The Ungovernables when fighting Andrade Cien Almas at the Rumble and inside the Elimination Chamber.
Aleister Black: But people keep getting in my way.
We cut back to Black whose eyes open and show a lot of rage as he looks at the camera.
Aleister Black: Whether it is the devil on my back…
Once again we see flashes of Brock Lesnar.
Aleister Black: Or the weasel hiding behind his hired henchmen.
We then see flashes of each of the Ungovernables before closing on the final image of Andrade Cien Almas.
Aleister Black: But in a three-way dance with no interference, there will be no running…
We see Black hitting the Black Mass on several superstars as he speaks.
Aleister Black: No one to save you and no one to stop me getting not only the Universal title…
We then see Brock Lesnar breaking Black’s arm before Summerslam.
Aleister Black: But also my vengeance.
The camera focuses back on Black one last time before the candles went out and we cut to the commentary team adjacent to the entrance ramp.
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Michael Cole: Black has been chasing Brock and Andrade since the end of last year and at Wrestlemania, he finally gets the chance to beat them both in one night.
Elias: All he needs is one Black Mass and that is usually enough to finish off any of his rivals.
Big Show: But will he get the chance to hit it in such a chaotic environment?
Michael Cole: We shall see but before our main event, up next we have the announcement for the next man to enter the WWE Hall Of Fame!
Elias: The man entering the Hall of Fame I had the honour to meet whilst I was training in NXT, the legendary Justin Thunder Liger!
Big Show: Let’s take a look at his career!
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After the video package comes to an end, we see SETH ROLLINS walking through the back getting loud boos as always from the fans.
Michael Cole: Well up next, we will see the self-proclaimed Monday Night Messiah in action as he takes on Angelo Dawkins in our main event. Don’t go anywhere.
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When we return from the commercial break, we cut to the commentary team sitting adjacent to the entrance ramp as they look at the camera.
Michael Cole: Now before our main event begins, we are going to run down the card for next week’s Raw.
Elias: We will see the tag team who had issues at the start of tonight’s tag team turmoil in action as they look to get back on the right page. Lio Rush and MVP will take on EC3 and Drake Maverick!
Big Show: Kalisto and The Brian Kendrick have been exchanging some words on social media so Adam Pearce has signed a Cruiserweight division singles match between the two for next week!
Michael Cole: Our United States Champion will also be in non-title action as he takes on Luke Gallows of the Club ahead of his title defence against AJ Styles at Wrestlemania.
Elias: And we have four qualifying matches next week for the Women’s and Men’s Money in the Bank Ladder match.
Big Show: On the women’s side as announced earlier tonight it will be Mia Yim taking on Taynara Conti.
Michael Cole: However on top of that, Adam Pearce for the final spot from the Raw brand has made Naomi versus Sonya Deville!
Elias: And we know of the history Naomi has with Sonya’s tag team partner Mandy! On the men’s side meanwhile, Samoa Joe will take on the monster among men Braun Strowman in a rematch from their clashes over the United States title last summer!
Big Show: And for the final spot in the match we get a Fastlane rematch as Angel Garza takes on Rusev!
Michael Cole: A stacked card as the Road to Wrestlemania gets closer to its final destination!
*THE RISING*
Nuclear heat from the live crowd as Seth Rollins walks out. He takes his time as he walks out and makes a point to stop near the commentary desk taunting Big Show.
Big Show: Just try it Seth. Just try it!
Seth smirks and just ignores Big Show as he carries on walking down the ramp, turning his attention to the fans as he torments them instead.
Michael Cole: Show have you given any more thoughts to Adam’s ultimatum earlier tonight?
Elias: Paul I just want to say sorry for what I did to Baron Corbin at the Rumble for causing this. I didn’t…
Big Show: Elias it’s fine. I still haven’t made my decision but Seth might make it for me.
*BRING THE SWAG*
Cheers from the crowd as Angelo Dawkins makes his way out next getting a decent reaction from the live crowd as he sprints to the ring and FLIES OVER THE TOP ROPE HITTING SETH ROLLINS WITH A SHOULDER BLOCK! Cheers from the crowd as Dawkins lays into Seth! He gets back to his feet as the referee calls for the bell to get this match underway!
Main event: Angelo Dawkins vs Seth Rollins
Match summary: Dawkins starts the match like a house on fire battering Seth Rollins around the ring. Seth struggles early on to the delight of Big Show but it doesn’t last long. Once the early fire from Dawkins dies down, Seth takes control and from there, well there is only one winner. Seth even makes sure to target the arm that Dawkins has only just returned from having broken by Brock Lesnar. In the end, Seth lines up Dawkins and finishes him off with a SPEAR INTO A CURB STOMP!
Winner via pinfall: Seth Rollins (7:22)
Loud boos from the crowd as Seth Rollins gets to his feet having earned a decisive win over Angelo Dawkins tonight. One-half of the Street Profits stays down after the match as Seth gloats to the booing crowd.
Michael Cole: Seth picks up another win on Monday Night Raw.
Elias: Say what you want about the attitude change but Seth is still picking up big wins.
Big Show: But what is he doing now?
We see what Big Show means as Seth Rollins has slid out of the ring grabbing a STEEL CHAIR FROM THE TIMEKEEPER’S AREA! Seth heads back to the ring as he stands over Dawkins and BEATS HIM DOWN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR! The commentary team are disgusted by this as Big Show says…
Big Show: That’s it, I’ve made my choice!
Big Show slams down the headset and LEAVES THE COMMENTARY DESK HEADING FOR THE RING! Seth hasn’t noticed yet as he trash-talks Dawkins and goes to do more damage but sees BIG SHOW COMING INTO THE RING! Seth swings the chair BUT BIG SHOW PUNCHES IT OUT OF HIS HAND! Seth looks worried and immediately leaves the ring fleeing through the crowd. Big Show though demands a microphone from someone at ringside and points at Seth who is standing next to the fans who give him a ton of abuse.
Big Show: Seth, someone needs to break your jaw and keep your mouth shut for good!
Cheap pop as Seth shakes his head.
Big Show: I’ve enjoyed my time on commentary. Sitting with Michael and Elias every week has been a ton of fun. Who knows maybe I do it again someday.
Maybe with a guy called Tony instead.
Big Show: But I’ve still got one last run left in the tank so Seth!
Big Show points at Seth Rollins in the crowd.
Big Show: I’ll see you in the ring next week!
Loud cheers from the crowd upon that announcement as Seth shows a slight bit of fear at having to face a literal giant in the ring.
Michael Cole: Big Show has made his decision and Adam Pearce has made it official. Big Show is now back to being an active member of the Raw roster and will take on Seth Rollins in next week’s main event!
Elias: Seth is in a whole world of trouble.
The show comes to a close as Big Show stands in the ring pointing at Seth whilst the Monday Night Messiah makes a hasty retreat and the show fades to black.
Matchcard for next week:
Main event:
Big Show vs Seth Rollins
Money in the bank qualifying match:
Braun Strowman vs Samoa Joe
Money in the bank qualifying match:
Taynara Conti vs Mia Yim
Money in the bank qualifying match:
Rusev vs Angel Garza
Money in the bank qualifying match:
Naomi vs Sonya Deville
Singles match:
Chad Gable vs Luke Gallows
Singles match:
Kalisto vs The Brian Kendrick
Tag team match:
Lio Rush and MVP vs EC3 and Drake Maverick
Matchcard for Wrestlemania 36: (Night 1)
April 4th
Tampa, Florida
Women's Universal title match:
Ronda Rousey (c) vs Becky Lynch
Universal title three way dance:
Andrade Cien Almas (c) vs Brock Lesnar vs Aleister Black
Intercontinental title match:
Daniel Bryan (c) vs John Morrison or Buddy Murphy or The Miz or Erick Rowan
Cruiserweight title match:
Mustafa Ali (c) vs Dolph Ziggler
Women's tag team titles match:
The Queens of WWE (c) vs The Hugging Pirates
Men's Money in the Bank ladder match:
Bobby Lashley vs Noam Dar vs Rusev or Angel Garza vs Braun Strowman or Samoa Joe vs ??? vs ??? vs ??? vs ???
Matchcard for Wrestlemania 36: (Night 2)
April 5th
Tampa, Florida
WWE title match:
Roman Reigns (c) vs Drew McIntyre
World tag team titles match:
The Usos (c) vs The Ungovernables (Cesaro and Ilja Dragunov)
United States title match:
Chad Gable (c) vs AJ Styles
Women's Money in the Bank ladder match:
Sasha Banks vs Shayna Baszler vs Taynara Conti or Mia Yim vs Naomi or Sonya Deville vs Alexa Bliss vs ??? vs ??? vs ???
Grudge match:
“The Fiend” Bray Wyatt vs “The Demon King” Finn Balor
EWR Rating:
69%
