Eastern Conference Preview
1. Brandon's Team
Last 3 Years
2011 We ♥ Ish Smith!
3rd Place 104-91-1
2010 "SAL LOST TO A 6 SEED"
4th Place 165-123-6
2009 "wwetna1"
4th Place 171-115-8
After years a mediocrity and losing to 11 seeds Brandon finally got a bronze trophy last year. This is the year where Brandunnnnn needs to make the big push or it may never happen. In an arguably weaker division this one is his to lose.
Keys to Winning:
- Go all-in.
- Stop PHX early and often. Cockblock, draft his guys, DDoS his internet... kill him?
- (You can't win. PHX is going to win again.)
2. P1's Team
Last 3 Years
2011 "RiseAboveMediocrity"
4th Place 107-87-2
2010 "The Ouch My __ Hurts"
7th Place 139-148-7
2009 "PHX/OLM/BEN/RKO SUCK"
16th Place 86-201-7
From dead last in 2009 to 4th place last year. P1 verbally gives up after 2 months into the season every year but always sticks it out and is here until the year of the year. His GM skills have definitely improved, and I think he can be competitive in this league. Needs to ditch the homerisms and not give up on DIRK after 1 bad month though.
Keys to Winning:
- Build off of your success last year.
- Be Patient.
- Avoid trading for Blazers, seriously. I know you have your eye on Lillard in the draft but don't take him too early.
3. PSYCH's Team
Last 3 Years
2011 "A Nig Just Went SSJ"
11th Place 77-118-1
2010 "AVENGERS"
3rd Place 166-122-6
2009 "Showtime 2.0"
5th Place 165-126-3
Consistently puts together a strong team and then fucks it up. Last year was an embarrassment. PSYCH's squad was terrible and his team management skills were nearly non-existent losing every single matchup last year except 1. How far will he reach for Kobe this year?
Keys to Winning:
- Acquire KOBE/DWIGHT and some Lakers Roleplayer that you think is awesome. I'm sure you'll get far.................................. moron.
4. SAL's Team
Last 3 Years
2011 "Desperate Housewives"
9th Place 95-98-3
2010 "The Cavern"
6th Place 181-111-2
2009 "RONDOOOOO (& PERK)"
8th Place 160-132-2
Didn't realize SAL has never had a top 5 finish. He's always in the middle of the pack and right now working 55 hours a week. He will put together a decent squad but likely won't be too competitive unless he gets some awesome waiver wire additions like last year. Got to give him credit he put up a good fight last year towards the end nearly making the playoffs.
Keys to Winning:
- Quit your job. Dump the woman.
- Grow a neckbeard.
- RONDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
5. NMS's Team
Last 3 Years
2011 "FucKobe"
10th Place 94-101-1
2010 N/A
2009 N/A
The activity could use some work. 27 moves last year finishing in 10th place. Could have fought more there at the end for sure. If your team isn't stellar (like BRJP's was) you've got to be actively moving assets and using all 5 of your waiver moves to scrap for wins. Especially when you're only 3 GB from making the playoffs.
Keys to Winning:
- Winnable division so try to have a good draft.
- Stay active all year. It's more than just updating your lineups. Fight for wins using the waiver wire.
6. KIF's Team
Last 3 Years
2011 "Watch Me Do Me"
13th Place 74-121-1
2010 N/A
2009 N/A
Hard to project KIF this season. I think he's going to play it smarter this year but it's hard to say. He almost beat PSYCH last year in the standings so he's not completely hopeless, right?
Keys to Winning:
- Voodoo power.
- Lots of prayer.
- Write a rap song about how your players have performed on a weekly basis and post it up on YouTube.
7. Ben's Team
Last 3 Years
2011 "King Of The Cellar"
14th Place 55-139-2
2010 "Chuck Liddell's Chin"
9th Place 131-158-5
2009 "Brew City All Stars"
12th Place 129-159-6
I truly hope Ben is going to try this year. Earlier in the thread he said he wanted people to hit him up for bad trades, not cool. Stopped making transactions last year on February 19th (but that's understandable he was eliminated by then). In his best year in 2010 he only won 45% of his games so on average he was losing weeks 6-8. Has never made more than 20 moves in a season. I think Ben is fully capable of making a run this year if he actually tries because this is the easiest division he's ever going to get placed in.
Keys to Winning:
- Never made more than 20 moves in a season is pathetic Ben. You betta den dat.
- Try. Chuck Liddell's Chin almost made the playoffs, you can get there this year. Seriously.