Ok so I was walking along a beach last night and this strange metallic object encrusted with barnacles washed up on to the shore, I picked it up, looked it over and it appeared to be an old oil lamp but I couldn't be sure because of all the barnacles on it. So I tried getting rid of the barnacles and they came off surprisingly easy just from rubbing on the metal. Now here's where things get interesting
It was an old oil lamp, or more precisely is was a magic lamp known to hold wish granting djinns inside and when I rubbed the lamp smoke poured out of the spout and coalesced into a figure that looked just like Will Smith but blue and this figure said to me "You have 3 wishes"
My 1st wish was for everyone to have a merry christmas, my 2nd wish was for everyone to have a happy new year, my 3rd wish was to know Junkette's alignment in this mafia game. The genie said "are you sure? These are pretty shit wishes" and I'm like "yes I'm sure, just do your job and fuck off back into your bottle" and the genie was like "whatever" and granted the wishes
And that's how I know Junkette is town
almost forgot about that.
drink that coffee, can't have you fall asleep at the wheel if ur town mr blaze
. though again, scum killing me would make them super fucking sad
