WS Christmas Mafia 2021

[Dolph Zinger]

Junk town

 

[Junkette]

Y?

 

[Dolph Zinger]

Y?

I can tell

 

[Junkette]

Then why don’t you

 

[Bobby Barrows]

Junk town

 

[Junkette]

I don't like this town read by zinger

Vote Zinger

 

[Junkette]

I give no consent for it unless he explains it tbh.

 

[Dolph Zinger]

Ok so I was walking along a beach last night and this strange metallic object encrusted with barnacles washed up on to the shore, I picked it up, looked it over and it appeared to be an old oil lamp but I couldn't be sure because of all the barnacles on it. So I tried getting rid of the barnacles and they came off surprisingly easy just from rubbing on the metal. Now here's where things get interesting

It was an old oil lamp, or more precisely is was a magic lamp known to hold wish granting djinns inside and when I rubbed the lamp smoke poured out of the spout and coalesced into a figure that looked just like Will Smith but blue and this figure said to me "You have 3 wishes"

My 1st wish was for everyone to have a merry christmas, my 2nd wish was for everyone to have a happy new year, my 3rd wish was to know Junkette's alignment in this mafia game. The genie said "are you sure? These are pretty shit wishes" and I'm like "yes I'm sure, just do your job and fuck off back into your bottle" and the genie was like "whatever" and granted the wishes

And that's how I know Junkette is town

 

[Bobby Barrows]

Ok so I was walking along a beach last night and this strange metallic object encrusted with barnacles washed up on to the shore, I picked it up, looked it over and it appeared to be an old oil lamp but I couldn't be sure because of all the barnacles on it. So I tried getting rid of the barnacles and they came off surprisingly easy just from rubbing on the metal. Now here's where things get interesting

It was an old oil lamp, or more precisely is was a magic lamp known to hold wish granting djinns inside and when I rubbed the lamp smoke poured out of the spout and coalesced into a figure that looked just like Will Smith but blue and this figure said to me "You have 3 wishes"

My 1st wish was for everyone to have a merry christmas, my 2nd wish was for everyone to have a happy new year, my 3rd wish was to know Junkette's alignment in this mafia game. The genie said "are you sure? These are pretty shit wishes" and I'm like "yes I'm sure, just do your job and fuck off back into your bottle" and the genie was like "whatever" and granted the wishes

And that's how I know Junkette is town

Wtf?

 

[Hidden Blaze]

What the fuck did I just read?

 

[Dolph Zinger]

I think I've explained myself pretty well

 

[Junkette]

This genie isn’t wrong tbh. But like no really for real

 

[Junkette]

 

[Bobby Barrows]

I really don't wanna read this as an oracle claim, so I won't. But fucking hilarious nonetheless if it is.

 

[Dolph Zinger]

I really don't wanna read this as an oracle claim, so I won't. But fucking hilarious nonetheless if it is.

There is something I need to address, last game was Die Hard themed and a player with the username Hans Gruber turned out to be mafia

This game is christmas themed and you have the username The Grimch