Match: Charlotte Flair Vs Nattie Neidhart
Show: Roadblock March 2016
Promotion: WWE
Rating: **1/4
Live Reaction:
- Pre match promo, god it was awful. Charlotte and Ric were fine but Nattie is basically a plank of wood in terms of personality.
- Charlotte got decent heel heat, Nattie despite being a native barely got an average pop even when they announced her from Canada. (Side note: JoJo is a really great announcer) Charlotte gets even more heat, way bigger reaction than Nattie.
- Divas Title was ugly and thank god they retired it.
- Nattie has Charlotte in some hold that looks like a sex position while Charlotte taunts her with Woo's which was pretty funny. Good technical wrestling to start off, not much to comment on.
- Sharpshooter attempt but Charlotte grabs the rope. Charlotte pushes her away and taunts but Nattie hits a chop, Nattie puts him in a surfboard which Charlotte fed her arms to instead of being forced into it, that annoyed me.
- Nattie did that stupid run off the ropes dropkick AND SHE STILL CAN'T FUCKING RUN THE ROPES AFTER THIS LONG. Nice baseball slide to the outside.
- Nattie grabbed Charlotte's hair blatantly and Charlotte cuts her off. So faces do heel stuff now?
- Some alright technical wrestling for the heat, this match is pretty lame so far. The best part so far is Charlotte hitting a neckbreaker, doing a kip up and the Flair taunt.
- I can't help but feel like Nattie is just so anti charismatic and it just shines so clearly, no wonder she can't get a pop in her home town when she can't even work the crowd. Her selling is just so poorly acted.
- Nattie is hitting forearms to the top of Charlotte's head instead of the side of the neck wat. She hits an awful discuss lariat out of no where and teases the sharpshooter, she then takes a big boot and bumped pretty well off it.
- Figure 4 spot, god this spot always slows down a match to a complete halt. Charlotte rolled out and locked it on on the apron, that was neat. Natural selection for the near fall.
- Charlotte hits a sort of T Bone suplex which was weird that it was a throw away move when Becky specifically uses it as a signature. Nattie hits a powerbomb which was probably the only move in this match that looked clean.
- This Is Awesome chants like wut
- Sharpshooter cheap pop, out of no where completely anti climatic hence the very sudden pop but Michael Cole tried to call it well. Charlotte rolled up for the win after Ric interfered. What a lame fucking match.
What a damn let down, I heard these two had some good matches but god damn this was so average and lame. Can't help but feel it was Nattie letting this one down but Charlotte is also partial to blame because this was before she starting to improve drastically. This was poorly paced and structured with Nattie's terrible selling and sloppy moves from both women paired with a mostly silent crowd aside from heel heat on Charlotte and the cheap sharpshooter pop, the lack of crowd reaction was all on Nattie. Reading the Observer Newsletter for this show ELEVEN PEOPLE VOTED THIS BEST MATCH OF THE NIGHT, FUCKING WHAT. Even Dave gave this ***1/2, genuinely shocked me.
Bray Wyatt Vs Brock Lesnar up next.
Match: Bray Wyatt Vs Brock Lesnar
Show: Roadblock March 2016
Promotion WWE
Rating: Minus 3 Stars, it sucked.
Live Reaction:
- Skipping Wyatt's pre match promo because I'd rather not. Harper is here, Cole is asking if its 2 on 1 so idk.
- Here comes Brock "Enhancement" Lesnar about to deliver some Steroid City or is it Squash City? Either way lets insult HHH for burying young talent as Brock literally does it every time he shows up.
- "He looks bigger than ever" AHAHAHAHAHA. Of course he does.
- Is he going to stop circling the ring or nah?
- Long announcements Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
- So it is 2 on 1 according to commentary
- Brock goes straight into Harper with shoulders in the corner, German suplex. Harper rolls out. I feel like we need to make a Step by Step guide on how not to bury talent.
- Harper hits a suicide dive on a distracted Brock but Brock no sells as if he just got hit by a paper airplane.
- Harper's big boot and a fucking superkick and a third fucking kick don't even make Brock bump, takes all that and a discuss to even get a two count.
- Another German Yawn-Plex
- Hope you guys enjoy the Anti Brock Party going on right here. More Yawn-plexes, Wyatt hasn't even gotten in the ring, is he injured or something? He's walking and looks normal so concussion?
- F5 and Brock has won, love some good burial jobs. Fucking dogshit match.
- Wyatt literally runs away from Brock, fuck this guy.
Current Goal: 365
Current Total: 8
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