Would you sleep with Paris Hilton?

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Exxon

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Not really. Y'know what, she looks like a pre pubescent boy, with a swimmers build. Her face is downright ugly.

Although, I think she's ugly, but realistically, yeah, I probably would. Who wouldn't want to tell their buddies "Hey, I just fucked Paris Hilton"...with Hilton still lying right beside you.
 

PeepShow

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No way........She is not that hot first of all, and second she just creeps me out w/ her damn face. The way she smiles just makes me wanna shoot myself.
 

xtremebadass

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dude she isnt that hot, but damn it'll be like ur fucking a damn gold mine man dollah dollah bills bling bling bitch man
 

Mr. Mat

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i agree badass :jerk: :jerk: :jerk: :jerk: :jerk: :jerk: :jerk: :jerk: :jerk: :jerk:
 

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If money is the motivation then Id fuck the richest girls in the world, but thats not the case. The question is would you bang her, currently fucking Paris Hilton i'm not guaranteed anything so why risk the STDs fucking an ugly chick
 

xtremebadass

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Don't turn the tables on me so easily, I am putting both the money and the halfway hot factor into this, I don't go for old, not so in shape chicks, there is a scale to measure these kind of things, it's in my handbook.

Let's get this straight, why the fuck wouldn't you fuck Paris Hilton, the only time I wouldn't is when she is on he "substances" because than it could get a little dangerous...
 

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lol I wasnt turning the tables on you, I was just saying money would be my ONLY reason to even think twice about banging her. She just isnt remotely appealing to me inside or out.
 

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I would never do here.
Besides the fact she is a mean ugly bitch who sucks in bed. And has a horible boddie

Shes a bad person.
 

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Eh...shes hot but like I said in truths thread id rather fuck Rosie O Donnel