Paris is a actual personally friend of mine.I dont find it nice for u little kids to say things about her.
No, I'd tell her about the virtues of abstinence!? WTH? Of course I'd lay her, after lot's of foreplay. And if you want to get technical , I wouldn't sleep unless she passed out first.
Not really. Y'know what, she looks like a pre pubescent boy, with a swimmers build. Her face is downright ugly.
Although, I think she's ugly, but realistically, yeah, I probably would. Who wouldn't want to tell their buddies "Hey, I just fucked Paris Hilton"...with Hilton still lying right beside you.