Lulz, bunsen burners are always good for a laugh. I love seeing the dickhead kids pick up the gauze mat about 5 seconds after it's been turned off.
lolzorz
I soooooo didn't do that even when the bunsen burner was still on.....
Anyhoo, let me think.
Two kids, can't remember the year, were caught sucking each other off. (Shudder)
Numerous fights.
One in particular. I saw it right in front of me. Oh the joy I had from that. One kid punched the other right in my mouth knocking his tooth out, right then a teacher came out, and tried breaking it up. So the kid who had his tooth knocked out was on the floor, the other was trying to still smash his face in. The teacher grabbed him from behind and tried pulling him away. Big Mistake. You generally don't try out muscling a six former (Year 12-13) when you are an old maths teacher, possibly between 50-60. Anyway, the teacher got his ass handed to him. The boy continued the assault on the floored boy by jumping on top of him, and punching him violently. Which made us, the audience, start to think we should do something, some Year 10'er got the PE Staff, and they came out to settle it. When it was all said and done, the boy who started the fight, the one who was on the floor, had a broken nose, and had three of his teeth knocked out. The boy who beat the crap into him got expelled and put in a cell for the night, because he assaulted a teacher.
Good times.
There was a fight I was involved in. But I can't really say anything, like I am brave and I get involved, since pretty much all of my year, Year 10 at the time, were involved. The boys anyway. We had a war against a rival school. Lololol. I punched one guy, kicked another, and ran off leaving the fight, thanks to this one guy who punched me in the back. The end of the fight no one knows about, nothing was released about it. All I know is that there were no more Rival School fight. For some reason I suspect something REALLY nasty happened. Otherwise they would still be fighting now.
A small girl in Year 7 was running around in the yard, she bumped into some scaffolding, which caused some metal pipes to fall form the top of the scaffolding and land on her. But the sad thing was that even though she would inevitably die, she stayed alive for half a day afterwards, and she had to go through that pain. It was horrible, because you cringed when you heard her crying out aloud, screaming. Those who saw were sick. Most who found out about it cried. She stayed alive because the injuries did not kill her straight away, but they would eventually.
For a week we would go into the Main Hall, the whole school, for an hour, to pay tribute to her. I, being Head Boy at the time did a speech. I think they have awards name after her.
Very Sad