Worst Actors Tourny Round 2

[Wang Chung]

So with an enthralling round 1 with a tone of heated debates on who should and shouldn't be here here we go with Round 2.




#20 Dane Cook VS #4 Adam Sandler.


It's a battle of the supposedly funnymen. Dane Cook took a slight lead based upon his crappy movies and I guess Hatred for the guy of the blank stare of Kristen Stewart. We also had a Boycott threat if Stewart manages to lose to Cook. Sandler picked up the former Pirate and Elf and slapped him down saying I suck worse than you and I am making Candyland so try to out suck me at movies.



#6 Robert Pattenson VS #8 Hayden Christenson

Pattenson won in a landslide over a guy who really doesn't suck in Ben Affleck. No surprise here. Hayden pulled out his victory in Style over Vin Diesel in style but it was Diesel who jumped in his car and drove off while Hayden said my series of movies are worse than yours and if you are not with me then you are against me.


#10 David Hasselhoff vs #18 Megan Fox.

The Hoff showed why he is the king of suck by beating out another bad guy from Fast and the Furious in Paul Walker. Walker went Out In the Blue. Fox the other surprise victory over the heavily favored Keanu Reeves showed why its not good to suck so bad or good in her case.



#5 Paris Hilton vs # 7 David Carusso

Hilton has made a career off of sucking things while Carusso just sucks.


#9 Tara Reid vs #2 Nicolas Cage.


Has Reid ever had a role that she was decent in? Can Cage go back to when he was decent in Con-Air and Face Off, probably not since he is batshit crazy?




Let the games begin.

 

[Lady Redfield]

Jesus Christ, what a list.....


#20 Dane Cook VS #4 Adam Sandler

I absolutely hate both of these asshats, but, I can tolerate Sandler just a tad more. He has made me laugh at least a time or two, while Cook has not even made me smirk.


#6 Robert Pattenson VS #8 Hayden Christenson

Fuck sakes.....I had to think about this one for a bit....both fairly awful, but, I find Christianson to be incredibly boring.


#10 David Hasselhoff vs #18 Megan Fox.

The Hoff was MICHAEL FUCKING KNIGHT. Megan Fox is just a dumb whore currently ruining April O'Neil while trying to 'prove' she can act. Which she can't. Ever. Hope they run over her with the Turtle Van. OH, WAIT, PROBABLY A UFO NOW, AMIRITE, BAY?


#5 Paris Hilton vs # 7 David Carusso

Carusso was chill as fuck in CSI Miami. Glasses up and down on face outshines anything Paris has ever done.


#9 Tara Reid vs #2 Nicolas Cage

This one was easy as fuck, I hate Cage more than any other actor in the world. Boring, monotone piece of shit.

 

[Fuji Vice]

Dane Cook VS Adam Sandler - In retrospect, I had forgotten about the movie Good Luck, Chuck which had Dane Cook in a somewhat funny role. Sandler hasn't done anything funny in years and even that stuff was sub-par at best.

Robert Pattenson VS Hayden Christenson - I happen to think that both stink, but Hayden is easily the worse of the two, with the butchery of the Star Wars franchise and the movie Jumper at the top of the shit pile.

David Hasselhoff vs Megan Fox - The Hoff shouldn't have lost to Walker but thankfully his run ends here, since everyone knows Fox is a total waste of space. Goddamn sausage fingers.

Paris Hilton vs David Carusso - The Hottie and the Nottie...nuff said.

Tara Reid vs Nicolas Cage - Tara Reid is just vapid, nothing more and nothing less. Cage actually relishes being a bad actor and so, must go forward here to see if he can win the whole thing!

Just a quick question here...how do you plan on doing the next round? There's an odd number of entrants so is someone getting a bye or is there going to be a triple-threat?

 

[Wang Chung]

Just a quick question here...how do you plan on doing the next round? There's an odd number of entrants so is someone getting a bye or is there going to be a triple-threat?

A surprise entrant or return is my plan.


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[Fuji Vice]

Oh, even better, good stuff.

 

[Postman Dave]

#20 Dane Cook VS #4 Adam Sandler
Again, haven't seen a Cook film, so refrain.

#6 Robert Pattenson VS #8 Hayden Christenson
Pattinson has Water for Elephants going for him at the very least. Hayden has nothing.

#10 David Hasselhoff vs #18 Megan Fox
The Hoff is so terrible he's great. Fox is just terrible terrible.

#5 Paris Hilton vs # 7 David Carusso
There's a reason her movie career didn't last.

#9 Tara Reid vs #2 Nicolas Cage
See Hoff vs. Fox.

 

[Wang Chung]

Since we will have odd numbers we will have a one round elimination vote the winner will move one to face any of these fine actors/actresses in a fatal four way to the death.




Kristen Stewart vs Chris Kattan vs Pauly Shore vs Elizabeth Berkley


Vote away.
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[3:10 to Booty]

I actually like Cook and most Sandlers older stuff hell I really liked Click but the tripe since makes me vote for him

Hayden

Fox

Caruso can eat bags of dicks

Cage for Ghost Rider 2 alone

and Stewart and Kattan tie for me

 

[Jimmy King]

Dane Cook vs Adam Sandler

Robert Pattinson vs Hayden Christenson

David Hasslehoff vs Megan Fox

Paris Hilton vs David Caruso

Tara Reid vs Nicholas Cage

Kristin Stewart vs Chris Kattan vs Pauly Shore vs Elizabeth Berkley

 

[Wang Chung]

Anyone else going to toss out a vote?

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[Postman Dave]

Oh, apologies, I refrain from the fatal four way too as I've haven't seen movies involving half the competitors.

 

[Wang Chung]

Alright working on round 3 of the awesomeness that is crappy Actors and should have the new round up shortly?