Women's Royal Rumble should be scrapped

[Jay-Ashley]

Stealing my gimmick now?

 

[Jay-Ashley]

Because, God knows, the men's Royal Rumble is NEVER predictable. I mean, no one expected that Shawn Michaels would actually win in 1995 even though the guy he was feuding with was champion. And then, no one could have imagined that Michaels would win again in 1996, even though six months before the event it was obvious they were planning for Michaels vs Bret Hart at Wrestlemania. And don't get me started on Stone Cold Steve Austin in 1998. I mean, we would never have expected that he would win and face the Rock at Mania just because why would a character who hates Vince McMahon ever be considered to be at the Mania main event with McMahon's hand picked champion.

Oh OMG I was so shocked in 2013 when John Cena won and went on to face the Rock for the second time. I mean, WWE made it very clear to ALL of us that Cena vs the Rock was only once in a lifetime. I mean they fooled us pretty good. In fact I was in utter shock when Cena won the Rumble at the same event the Rock won the title... I mean what are the chances? It was soooooooo much of a surprise.

The sarcasm is strong with this one.

 

[Solid Snake]

Stealing my gimmick now?

Stealing? Me? Never. *knocks glass of water off the table and struts back to my box*

 

[Jay-Ashley]

Stealing? Me? Never. *knocks glass of water off the table and struts back to my box*

I mean, Cats do steal. Why else would we have cat burglars?

 

[Jacob Fox]

I mean, Cats do steal. Why else would we have cat burglars?

You got it all wrong. Cat burglars steal kittens and feed them to the monster from Jeepers Creepers

 

[Jay-Ashley]

You got it all wrong. Cat burglars steal kittens and feed them to the monster from Jeepers Creepers

He eats people so...yeah...also, I am never wrong, kind sir.

 

[Jacob Fox]

I remember the crowd being dead for the whole match because idiots like Dana Brooke and other jobbers kept on coming

Compared to the standing ovations that Apollo Crews and Titus O'Neil got, right?

 

[Jay-Ashley]

Compared to the standing ovations that Apollo Crews and Titus O'Neil got, right?

Why you gotta be so savage for, Jacob?

 

[Jacob Fox]

In that case, they should have a jobber and cruiserweight Royal Rumble as well.

 

[Jacob Fox]

Why you gotta be so savage for, Jacob?

It is one of my best qualities

 

[Solid Snake]

If Alpha ever comes back on, he is going to have a mountain to climb :dawg:

 

[Jay-Ashley]

It is one of my best qualities :emoji_slight_smile:

Sure it is...

 

[Jacob Fox]

No cruiserweight was in the match and I am pretty sure there are more cruiserweights than women on MRR

Yeah that Rey Mysterio is a pretty huge man. And the Hurricane... he's like Brock Lesnar sized.

 

[Jay-Ashley]

Yeah that Rey Mysterio is a pretty huge man. And the Hurricane... he's like Brock Lesnar sized.

My God, man, do you have mercy?

 

[Jacob Fox]

Cat fights and bikini contests were way more entertaining and had better reaction then that idiotic match

There's plenty of stuff online that you can jerk off to while the rest of us watch women's wrestling.