What WrestlingSmark Push Are You?

[Comrade Khan]

didn’t ask for the titles but we’ll take them from those jobbers anyway

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Big oof


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[Halfway House]

LORD OF THE CRUISERWEIGHTS.

 

[TeaDrinkingLimey]

I need to adopt the gimmick Matt Hardy did in 2003 to be considered a Cruiserweight.
But thanks for including me.

 

[Petty]

I dunno where I stand.

 

[Ace]

The sheer disrespect of being the ONLY undercarder :

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

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What WrestlingSmarks Push Are You?
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We're back for yet another exciting edition of "What WrestlingSmarks Push Are You?". Today we've got some big new talent scoured from the seven seas of the internet. Let's go ahead and update our adoring fans on what has been happening in the world of WrestlingSmarks.

@The Great One, the glorious owner of the WrestlingSmarks Federation, has announced the first ever Brand Split, with two brands being declared for the entire company: Smark World and Smark Universe. Smark World would see the World Heavyweight Championship, United States Championship, and the Cruiserweight Championship, while Smark Universe has the Universal Championship, Intercontinental Championship, and Women's Championship. The Hardcore and Tag Team Championships are competed between the two brands.

Let's take a look at the main event scene. @Johnny Blaze's 9-month long reign as the World Heavyweight Champion has finally come to an end as he lost the title to @Dakoho Kai!!! Blaze remains an extremely popular fixture in the main event scene and is a shoe-in to potentially win the title back. HoHo has a lot going against him as @CHRISTOPHER's recent string of victories has pushed him back into the contender scene. Not only that, @Deezy has made a return to the company and wants the title as well. @Keith of course has been great in his run thus far and has shot all the way up to Beloved Upper Midcarder. Let's not forget @Kamala Harris, who has become a Despised Upper Midcarder for his dastardly tactics in the ring!

Over on Universe, @Grimus Augustus's reign of terror as the Universal Champion continues unimpeded. New challengers approach, however. @Johnny Tsunami, who had been the United States Champion for a long time, finally lost the title to surprise opponent @Duke, who has been skyrocketed to the mid-card in incredible fashion, and it looks like great things continue to be on the horizon for this man. The EC, however, was drafted to Universe, and here he began to thrive and threaten. He is now the new Universal Challenger, intent on dethroning the tyrant Grim. @Team Player has also ascended to Main Event status and wants a piece of Grim. A new monster has also arrived to challenge for the Universal Championship, as @Sabretooth is WS's new Main Event Monster.

On the outside looking in are new talents @Poyser, who's strong showing the last few months have made him an easy to hate Upper Midcard Heel, and @Buffy, who's respectable personality makes him a Respected Upper Midcarder.

For Duke, though, there is trouble in paradise as his best friend @Dakstang wants the United States Championship and is willing to do anything to get it, even cheating! These two have a very intense rivalry going and it will be interesting to see what happens in the coming months! Meanwhile @Ace Dalton has gotten recognition from the fans and is now firmly a Midcard Face. @Adapting making his appearances recently has shown enough to be considered a New Midcarder. Could he dethrone Duke for the US Championship? You never know on Wrestling Smarks!

On Universe, @Nimrod's reign as Intercontinental Champion continues to go strong entering its fifth month. @Davey Wrestling and @Wang Chung are still top contenders, but Doom has been holding them off well. However @Brad Boyd is fast becoming the de facto favorite to defeat Nimrod, making him a Midcard Favorite.

In the Cruiserweight and Women divisions, a few additions have helped each tremendously. On the Women's division, @Mi$$ Bli$$ has become a new hot talent for the division and is one of the more liked personalities. @Mox Girl continues to stay strong with the Women's Championship, but the more challengers, the more dangerous. The Cruiserweight division has seen a brand new Cruiserweight Champion, and his name is @Blaine!!! Another addition is the insane @Carter, who's promos have been best described as "Ultimate Warrior-esque". One cannot forget about @Worst Player Ever, who is also fast becoming a big Cruiserweight Tweener. Things in each division are shaking up to be competitive for years to come!

@Jeff Valley Driver and @Tweet have done well to remain the Tag Team Champions for the last five months, but beware, because @Bad Booty and @Fuji Vice are back and the two Hall of Famers have reformed the Fuji & Booty Connection! These two are looking to become the Tag Team Champions one last time! Can Jeff and Tweet stop them from achieving one last hurrah!? Who knows!

Finally, we arrive at the Hardcore Division. @Benoit's Weight Machine's reign as the champion is over, as the *new* 24/7 (KFC Georgia Honey Mustard Gold Chicken) Hardcore Champion is @Dmac!!! With his win, the Hardcore Division is ushered into a new ear, where three new talents have eagerly put their hats into the ring to challenge for this prestigious(?) title: @MrFlash, @DammitC, and @Sweet 'n' Sour! The Hardcore Division continues to grow and it will be interesting to see what happens in the coming months!

Final addition to the company is long-time member @PHX, who has become the company's official Ring Announcer.

Pushes:

SmarkSlayer - Beloved Authority Figure

Smarks World:

Chris - Face of the Company
Blaze - Main Event Fixture
HoHo - World Heavyweight Champion
Necro - Enigmatic Main Eventer
Deezy - Main Event Returner

CWalker- Upper Midcard Face
Pat - Upper Midcard Tweener
Keith - Beloved Upper Midcarder
Swamps - Despised Upper Midcarder

Duke - United States Champion
Ace Dalton - Midcard Face
Dakstang - Midcard Rival
Adapting - New Midcarder

DR3AME4TER - Cruiserweight Face
TeaDrinkingLimey - Cruiserweight Rival
Blaine - Cruiserweight Champion
Carter - Cruiserweight Enigma
MyPrerogative - Cruiserweight Tweener

Smarks Universe:

Grim - Universal Champion
GFK - Main Event Heel
The EC - Universal Challenger
Mitch - Main Event Tweener
Sabretooth - Main Event Monster

Buffy - Respected Upper Midcarder
Poyser - Upper Midcard Heel

Doom - Intercontinental Champion
Davey Wrestling - Popular Midcard Face
Wang Chung - Former Main Eventer Turned Midcarder
Brad Boyd - Midcard Favorite

LadyHotrod - Women's Division Face
Mox Girl - Women's Champion
Juice - Women's Division Heel
Sky - Women's Division Tweener
Southrnbygrace - Women's Division Veteran
IiconicSteph - Women's Division Rookie
Mi$$ Bli$$ - Women's Division Challenger

Co-Brand:

KIF - Face Tag Team
OMB - Face Tag Team
Jeffatron - Tag Team Champion
Tweet - Tag Team Champion
Raidokken - Best Friend Tag Team
Big Man - Best Friend Tag Team
Utvolzac - Odd Pairing Tag Team
The Fourth Wall - Odd Pairing Tag Team
Fuji Vice - Hall of Fame Tag Team
Booty - Hall of Fame Tag Team

Benoit's Weight Machine - Hardcore Division Up-and-Comer
Chitownsox81793 - Hardcore Division Face
Dmac - 24/7 (KFC Georgia Honey Mustard Gold Chicken) Hardcore Champion
MrFlash - Hardcore Division Heel
DammitC - Hardcore Division Tweener
Sweet 'n' Sour - Hardcore Division Rookie

Jimmy King - Face Announcer
Fab - Hall of Fame Color Commentator (Former World Champion)
PHX - Hall of Fame Ring Announcer

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

Well we know whose grim ready to pucker up to

 

[Hoss]

I'll accept this.

 

[Chris]

Bout to fuck up HoHo's shit

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

Grim always trying to hold me down deezy & gfk should team with rl for trios totkes

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

Titles

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

I'll do my best for the Cruiserweight Division. Won't be there for long though ; )

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

Im gonna be like Sami Zayn Grim holding me down

 

[Big Man]

what happened to my and @Raidokken ’s push