What would "WrestlingSmarks: The Movie" be like?

[Defiant]

Just a stupid idea I had. If the story of this website was a movie or something, what would the premise or the concept be? Who would be the main character? The main villian? Would there be a story?

Just thought this may be fun. I'll post whatever I can think of later.

 

[PHIL DUNPHY'S MOUSTACHE]

It would be shit. You'd have DICK accusing everyone of rigging shit in their favour so as to disopportune him (or say bottled water is different from tap water), you'd have the failed 'rappers' KIF and jax go on a quest to discover who's on top, you'd have Gee aimlessly follow Carb around all day and night, you'd see intellectual posters such as DR JUPES get mistreated, you'd see some time shifting with JUPES, and then nobody would bother attending the film because you'd cause the main actress to leave the shoot due to allowing two degenerate rappers onto the set.

A cameo from PHIL DUNPHY'S MOUSTACHE would not be enough to save a film like this.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Jax isn't a Rapper. I do like that movie, though. Sounds like I'd be the main character if you were writing the script.

 

[Lewb]

It would be the epic struggle of a community trying to get by without being infected by the poison that is ANDREWISM.

Slim would be the hero. I guess I would be like the nerd that is kinda annoying at the beginning but I come good in the end. Like the guy I forget his name, but he's the non famous one from Tropic Thunder.

 

[Andrew]

I'd be worried about Chad25 more than anything.

 

[Lewb]

ummm.... i don't know who chad25 is?

 

[Heisenberg]

ummm.... i don't know who chad25 is?

Lucky for you then.

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[PHIL DUNPHY'S MOUSTACHE]

Jax isn't a Rapper. I do like that movie, though. Sounds like I'd be the main character if you were writing the script.

You'd be an epilogue afterthought.

 

[Chriss]

Chad would be that ugly nerd that nobody likes.

 

[Prodigy]

The Love IV would be Slims sidekick and would be the funny character!

 

[EffectsofRaven]

Prodigy would defo be the comic sidekick character... Abit like Ricardo to Del Rio, completely over n' stuff and the movies loveable character but never catches a break xD.

It'll be the war against the Chad & Andrew alliance! With me and zenaku just randomly showing up, troll, go off... Defo would make a good drama xD!

 

[Brock Lesnar]

Can I be the one to kill Andrew in this movie?

 

[EffectsofRaven]

Andrew never dies, but sure there will be various defeats (get it)... Of Andrew, so you can keep on trying to kill him!

 

[Crippler]

fuck off i am no ones sidekick.

 

[Slim]

Sounds like I would be the main attraction and hero of this movie. Taking down the likes of ... whoever stands in my way. WOOHOO!