What would happen if you were the Owner of the WWE?

[Solid Snake]

I would use my money and power to sleep with the majority of the women's roster.

Vince, is that you? hyeah:

 

[Nostradamus]

All NXT Titles would be defended at Wrestlemania as opposed to a Takeover special the day before.

 

[The Gipper]

All NXT Titles would be defended at Wrestlemania as opposed to a Takeover special the day before.

But the nxt matches would get like 10 minutes. I prefer them on their own show.

 

[Nostradamus]

But the nxt matches would get like 10 minutes. I prefer them on their own show.

With Wrestlemania being seven fucking hours (and potentially two days long in the future if rumors are to be believed), they can fit it in.

 

[Chris Benoit]

Vince, is that you? hyeah:

It was me Snake! It was me all along!