What We Learned Last Week on WS.

[Gentleman Jake]

- Mariah May & Mina Shirakawa are forced to use some crazy sanitizing elixir instead of champagne before they kiss on AEW TV

- Cody Rhodes has not earned his Main Event status and is also unattractive

- not being sad that OJ Simpson died makes you a terrible person

- you can be a member here for 20 years and still not notice that we do yearly awards even though they are very prominently promoted

- using your admin powers to look up someone's posting history makes you an obsessed weirdo

- new members are required to make intelligible opening threads where they have their caps lock stuck on and drank way to much Tussin


what an exciting week...can't wait to see what absolute gems are coming up next week

 

[Canadian Dragon]

Your weekly Booty Dunce Report?

 

[Gentleman Jake]

Your weekly Booty Dunce Report?

I’m a regular John Oliver

 

[Sky]

What I learned

- David Arquette being WCW World Champ was not only stupid, it was completely pointless to the story being told

- Sgt. Slaughter only ever brought out his privates once in WWF, and it was disappointing

- BTB section is great

 

[Gentleman Jake]

What I learned

- David Arquette being WCW World Champ was not only stupid, it was completely pointless to the story being told

- Sgt. Slaughter only ever brought out his privates once in WWF, and it was disappointing

- BTB section is great

and the Dog Police exist

 

[Butters]

And Butters is still cool

 

[Gentleman Jake]

And Butters is still cool

we didn't just learn that bruv

 

[Wangman Page]

- Mariah May & Mina Shirakawa are forced to use some crazy sanitizing elixir instead of champagne before they kiss on AEW TV

- Cody Rhodes has not earned his Main Event status and is also unattractive

- not being sad that OJ Simpson died makes you a terrible person

- you can be a member here for 20 years and still not notice that we do yearly awards even though they are very prominently promoted

- using your admin powers to look up someone's posting history makes you an obsessed weirdo

- new members are required to make intelligible opening threads where they have their caps lock stuck on and drank way to much Tussin


what an exciting week...can't wait to see what absolute gems are coming up next week

You forgot the long education of the word "Jawn"

 

[Gentleman Jake]

You forgot the long education of the word "Jawn"

That was on purpose

 

[Bobby Barrows]

To be fair it's not even using your admin powers for posting history. Literally anyone can see other people's posting history.

 

[Gentleman Jake]

To be fair it's not even using your admin powers for posting history. Literally anyone can see other people's posting history.

I knew you were gonna say that

 

[#Waddles]

you can be a member here for 20 years and still not notice that we do yearly awards even though they are very prominently promoted

This one was wild. And a bit sad.

 

[CakeWalker]

i actually like this as a series. please do more

 

[Gentleman Jake]

i actually like this as a series. please do more

As long as these things keep happening

 

[Swamps]

As long as these things keep happening

Should I go back to making things happen?

It's always interesting when I do!