What do you do while you poo?

[seabs]

Was talking prior to dropping the kids off at the pool.

 

[Swift]

On the shitter as I type this. :smug:

 

[Senhor Perfect]

Has anyone else lost track of time and been there for ages? I was reading one of the bond books and before I knew it I'd been there around half an hour longer than needed. Sadly there is only so many times you can use the old ate something which wasn't cooked right for lunch.

I get in trouble for it all the time.

"The forum has 4 pages of new posts? better hunker down and get comfortable."

 

[Danielson]

Taking a

Spoiler

now

 

[Robbie Coletrain]

Hold my balls up and watch it come out.

 

[Tumbas' #1 Fan]

I have a story that goes with this. I was taking a shit one day and I was just thinking about the movies and how in every movie the person taking a shit is always grunting and making noise while when I take shits I just sit there silently and just shit. So I tried to grunt while taking a shit and my mom just straight up yelled at me to shut the fuck up. So yeah...

 

[Danielson]

My foot just fell asleep during my poo

 

[Nick]

I usually just read stuff, play something on my phone, or post on the forum. I remember I made an IWT promo while I was taking a shit once :haha:

 

[Swift]

This thread now makes me wonder how often users are on the shitter when posting here

 

[Senhor Perfect]

This thread now makes me wonder how often users are on the shitter when posting here

More often than not when I'm at home.

 

[Trip in the Head]

I usually just shit and get off the pot. By the time I go in there I need to go bad enough that it don't take long. In the event I do sit longer because some kids are taking their time getting to the pool, we have Playboys on a rack near the toilet, which I might read a page from (its my wife's subscription). My feet usually fall asleep if I'm on there too long and I hate that. I don't get how a ring around your ass is comfy I guess.

Spoiler: Sidenote:

I have been known to go 3-4 separate times in a morning before. Yeah, how you like me now?

 

[Pop Tatari]

Grab the toilet paper ready to wipe, I would not play games on my mobile for hygiene reasons. Just want to get in and out as quick as possible.

 

[Dat Kid1]

99% chance Danny made this thread while on the toilet and when I poo I go on the forum. Ive done entire promos on the toilet in IWT

 

[CM Punk]

99% chance Danny made this thread while on the toilet and when I poo I go on the forum. Ive done entire promos on the toilet in IWT

Video promos?

 

[Dat Kid1]

Video promos?

Yeah, I just put up a green screen behind the toilet