What do you do while you poo?

[CrayJ Lee]

You don't find it comfortable sitting on a lot of hard things, do you?

God, I didn't want to post that.

Typical ity2:

 

[F.R.I.E]

Same as @geekgoddess. Can't concentrate if I'm reading or something else.

 

[Aids Johnson]

read books, it keeps me on the shitter longer tbh.

 

[Nexus1]

play games on mobile.

 

[RoyalRaven]

Well the thing is for men, the only time you actually sit on the toilet is when you need to make a fudge dragon. So obviously unless you have an illness that makes you shit like a rapid fire cannon, you'll be there for a little bit. It's not that sitting on the toilet is super comfortable and that we'd go out of our way to replace all soft comfy things with toilets, It's just that you feel really relaxed after taking a brown bomb. So I usually just play about on my phone and then whatever.

 

[seabs]

Has anyone else lost track of time and been there for ages? I was reading one of the bond books and before I knew it I'd been there around half an hour longer than needed. Sadly there is only so many times you can use the old ate something which wasn't cooked right for lunch.

 

[Cloud]

Play on my phone, listen to music and read.

 

[Farooq]

I either be on the forums, do adult stuff or play games on my phone. Usually I'm there though for a much longer time than needed.

 

[Crayo]

Has anyone else lost track of time and been there for ages? I was reading one of the bond books and before I knew it I'd been there around half an hour longer than needed. Sadly there is only so many times you can use the old ate something which wasn't cooked right for lunch.

Not even joking, I've been there for hours before doing that. It's so relaxing.

 

[Cloud]

Has anyone else lost track of time and been there for ages? I was reading one of the bond books and before I knew it I'd been there around half an hour longer than needed. Sadly there is only so many times you can use the old ate something which wasn't cooked right for lunch.

I could sit on the porcelain throne all day if I had the right book lol. Just find it really relaxing.

 

[Stopspot]

I just poop, wipe, flush, wash hands and get on with my day. You sound like you have such amazing bathroom experiences.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

at home: post on my laptop
at work: post on my phone

I'm actually just on the jon like 90% of the time I'm on here.

 

[Marshall1]

Usually read the paper, sing to my self, & judge how big the poo is as it's on the runway.

I fell asleep for 30min once, that was nice.

 

[seabs]

So that explains why you're so easily pissed offat times.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

So that explains why you're so easily pissed offat times.

On the contrary, unleashing a monster dook is generally the highlight of my day.