Welcome to Rell's Kitchen! Come confess your secrets with Chef Gordon Rell'msey

[Qwake]

Woah, I'm not on msn. Lennie made that shit up!

edit: I mean, "sharkboy"

Who is this Lennie you all speak of? pretty cool name

lmao WS, spending to much time with Joe lol...face it Rell, they all know about him so you can't keep it a secret any longer

 

[OsamaHussian]

Wow, I'm not talking to Rell anymore after reading that

And to think, I actually thought you were hittin' Jas, Rell!

 

[Rell]

Wow, I'm not talking to Rell anymore after reading that

And to think, I actually thought you were hittin' Jas, Rell!

:thumbdown:

 

[OsamaHussian]

I bet you'd like to stick that finger some where else in my body ehh?

Sick mofo!!

 

[Rell]

booooo! lame :thumbdown:

anymore?

Here's a confession, I was once known on IWF as johnny donny


true story

 

[Qwake]

^ also know on IWF as Kobe...

 

[Australian Badass]

Once when I was in grade two this kid pissed me off and I broke his glasses, not sun glasses either the ones he used to see.

I felt so bad afterwards

 

[Qwake]

^ you cruel bastard...go die!!!

 

[Australian Badass]

I was young and angry.

I said sorry afterwards before I was forced to by a teacher

I wouldn't do such a thing now though, not that cruel anyway.

but I did do a cruel, well not that cruel but kind of, thing to a kid last year, me and my mate.

We were using the school elevater right cause we were taking something upstairs for this class that was too heavy to lift up stairs. There was three of us, one of the kids was a very nervous guy, when he gets nervous or scared he starts shaking and sweating. Because the elevator was so slow, we told him that it wasn't going to open and that we were stuck, he started shaking and sweating like crazy, it was so funny. We told him later that we were just pulling his leg though and he laughed.

 

[Wrestling Station]

When i was around 7 years old.. During the Iraqi invasion to Kuwait. I was riding my bicycle.. Then i saw some iraqi soldiers driving in our street. I had to escape from them. So i was like crazy as fast as i could try to hide. So the first house door gate infront of me i rushed into it and i broke the door. That house was actually our neighbour's and till today (16 years later), they never knew who actually broke it LOL.

 

[Beer Money Army]

well in year 7 I cut My g/f hair, well alot of it, the next day i dump her ass...

in high school i perform the pedigree and broke my mates arm, in which he miss the soccer season for the school....

ummm in year 12 i got really stoned and drunk and told my english teach 'she has saggy tits"

when i was 4 yr old i swinged a baseball bat into my brother head.. he was 7 at the time...

Umm a few weeks ago I told this girl something going happen between us, but secretly I'm just using her as booty Call..... dumb bitch

i got a whole lot more... just gotta remember

but i don't regret any tho

 

[Wrestling Station]

^what an icon... what an icon.. You are idolizing HBK alot since childhood eh?

 

[★Chuck Zombie★]

When I was about 4, my cat, Winston (he and 2 other cats and a dog were named after the Ghostbusters), was trying to leave my bedroom and I tried to shut the door before it could get out, but I ended up slamming the door on him and I broke his back. He just lied there on the floor.....legs completely spread out, lost control of his bowls and everything. They had to put him to sleep. I STILL feel bad about that.

 

[1chiban]

Aww man... was an accident though. Poor cat :x

 

[OsamaHussian]

You killed Winston! You bathurd