from The Cow Palace in San Francisco, CA for WCW SuperBrawl 2000! Greeted by Tony Schiavone, Bobby Heenan and Mike Tenay, the all-star announce crew welcomes us to the second installment for the
They run down the card once more to really hammer home the point that we have 10 action-packed matches scheduled for tonight!
While our esteemed announce team runs down the card, we get a shot of The Founding Fathers arriving earlier today in their custom RV. Bret Hart, Scott Hall, Kevin Nash, Lex Luger and Liz all file off of the RV with their bags in hand as they head into The Cow Palace- which the crowd
ABSOLUTELY HATES and boos them unmercifully…
We then cut to a shot of
GOLDBERG arriving, which the crowd eats up and ERUPTS for! Goldberg has his Walkman on, and has tunnel vision as Schiavone hypes up our
HUGE MAIN EVENT tonight, WCW Champion Bret Hart putting the title on the line against Goldberg!
It’s time for our first matchup, the highly-anticipated
CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!! We see a brief video package showing Chavo petitioning La Parka as champion because he isn’t 225 pounds. Chavo then breaks the scale over La Parka’s back!
Chavo is out first as the crowd boos. He heads down to the ring cutting a promo, telling the world that La Parka is a fraud and isn’t 225 pounds!
La Parka is out next to a loud ovation. He comes down with his CW title around his neck, a chair in one hand, and a NEW digital scale in the other! The dancing skeleton man heads into the ring and poses for the crowd!
Match 1- Cruiserweight Championship
©La Parka vs. Chavo Guerrero
The bell rings but before we get any action, Chavo forces referee Mickey Jay to weight La Parka. La Parka happily obliges, steps on the scale- and it reads 225! Chavo doesn’t like what he sees and forces Mickey Jay to step on the scale. Mickey Jay steps on the scale- and it reads 225!
Chavo plays into the crowd as La Parka dances around with the scale in hand. Chavo uses this as a sneak attack and rushes towards La Parka, who ducks a clothesline near the ropes…
AND SENDS CHAVO FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE FLOOR!!
La Parka dances for the crowd once more as Chavo slams the ringside apron in frustration. Chavo hops up onto the apron and as he does, eats a big superkick from La Parka that knocks him back to the outside! La Parka then hands his scale to referee Mickey Jay, bounces off the ropes…
LA PARKA HITS A CORKSCREW PLANCHA ONTO CHAVO ON THE OUTSIDE!!
La Parka lifts Chavo back up to his feet and gives him a hard knife edge chop! La Parka goes for another but Chavo blocks it and drills La Parka in the side of the head with a back elbow. Chavo then takes control with a knee to the mid-section. As he knees La Parka in the gut, he shouts out to the crowd-
“That sure felt like a lot more than 225 pounds!”
The action heads back into the ring where Chavo takes control with a headlock. La Parka gets back to his feet and sends Chavo off the ropes. La Parka goes for a dropkick but Chavo holds onto the ropes and La Parka kicks nothing but the air! Chavo with kicks and punches. Chavo ducks a punch attempt and goes for a backslide…
BUT LA PARKA DOESN’T BUDGE!!!
That 225 pound weight limit is on full display as Chavo cannot get La Parka down. Instead, La Parka turns back around and hits a basement dropkick on Chavo! La Parka heads to the top turnbuckle…
AND CONNECTS WITH A BEAUTIFUL MOONSAULT!!!
La Parka with the cover…
1…2…NOO!!
Chavo kicks out. La Parka stays on the offensive. La Parka tosses Chavo into the corner and follows up with a running leg kick to Chavo’s head! La Parka then gets on top of Chavo and begins to punch him in the head as the crowd shouts out the numbers in Spanish! La Parka gets to five before Chavo blocks a punch, lifts La Parka up…
AND DUMPS HIM TO THE FLOOR!!
Chavo then sprints off the ropes…
CHAVO CONNECTS WITH A FLYING DIVE THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE!!
Chavo dove through the ropes like a missile, and La Parka is ripe for the taking! Chavo sends La Parka into the ring and signals for the end. He gets La Parka in the position he wants, looking for the GORY BOMB…
BUT LA PARKA ROLLS THROUGH UNDERNEATH!!!
1…2…3!!!
Winner AND STILL CW Champion- La Parka
The crowd pops big for La Parka as he has his hand raised! He has successfully defended the CW title for the first time! La Parka grabs his digital scale, his chair, and more importantly his title as he prances and dances up the aisle way while a livid Chavo Guerrero throws a tantrum in the ring. Chavo looks out at La Parka and points at him, telling him this is far from over!!
We head backstage where we see Disco Inferno walking down the hallway before stopping at a dressing room door. After knocking, Tony Marinara opens the door. Immediately, the rest of The Outfit jump to their feet, as the card game they were playing has been officially paused.
“OOHHH! Don’t step any furtha. Take off ya jacket. You rat wire wearin motha…”
Vito says as he walks towards Disco, who quickly cuts him off.
“Vito, I swear on everything I’m not wearing a wire. I’m no rat. Trust me, Internal Services doesn’t have anything on us.”
Johnny the Bull is hot at Disco’s words…
“There ain’t no us, Disco. And come to think of it, you owe us a couple boxes of ziti. So, if you didn’t come here to pay up…”
“Look, Johnny, I get it. Vito, Tony, caamaann, we go way back. I’ll prove it to you all that I’m no rat. Vito, I’m gonna help you win back that Hardcore title later on. Then we can call it even.”
Vito, Tony and Johnny all mull over Disco’s offer. They head nod to each other until Tony speaks…
“Even for now…if you come through…”
Tony escorts Disco out of the room as Disco exhales after leaving. He does the sign of the cross. Our announcers talk about if Disco has really flipped or not, and Heenan says he can smell a rat a mile away. Schiavone questions which rat he is speaking of, and before Bobby can answer, Tenay tells him not to…
They then shift focus and talk about our next match, a brotherly affair, The Harris Brothers against Harlem Heat! A brief video package plays highlighting the past few months of Booker T and Stevie Ray’s struggles to remain a cohesive unit.
Mene Gene is standing by with The Harris Brothers and Col. Robert Parker. Parker does the mic work as he says he has a history with Harlem Heat, and knows that they are not on the same page. Tonight isn’t personal, but just another step for his Harris Boys to get Tag Team gold around their waist!
The Harris Brothers are out first, accompanied by the latest edition of Chosen- Col. Robert Parker. The massive twins head down to the ring as they jeer at the fans on the way.
Harlem Heat is out next. The two brothers seem to be on the same page as they fist bump each other before heading down the entrance ramp while fire blasts from the top of the stage. The announcers play up their struggles, but also note that brothers always fight…
Match 2- Tag Team Match
Harlem Heat vs. The Harris Brothers w/Col. Robert Parker
*Ron and Don Harris may get switched up during the match, even in BTB world you can’t keep track of which one is which If you can follow along, more power to you!*
The bell rings and Booker T comes out firing! Missile dropkicks to both Harris Brothers knock them out of the ring to regroup on the outside with Col. Robert Parker. Booker isn’t letting any strategy be talked about…
AS HE SLING SHOTS OVER THE ROPES ONTO BOTH HARRIS BROTHERS!!
Booker is right back up on his feet as he looks over at Stevie Ray, who gives half a cheer from the corner.
The action spills back inside the ring as Booker T works over Ron Harris. The veteran Harlem Heat begin to cut the ring in half as Booker tags in Stevie. Stevie connects with hard body blows in the corner. Stevie sends Ron off the ropes, but Don makes a blind tag. Stevie misses a clothesline on Ron and then
RUNS RIGHT INTO A BIG BOOT FROM DON!!
Don then takes control of Stevie Ray, cutting the ring in half. After a big sidewalk slam, Don tags Ron back in. Booker T shows a lot more enthusiasm than his brother in corner, as he stomps his feet on the apron looking to get the crowd behind him as he awaits the hot tag from his brother.
Stevie finally fights back enough to get towards his side of the ring, where he reaches for the outstretched arm of Booker T who gets the
HOT TAG!!
Booker T drills Ron with a flying shoulder block, before running at Don on the apron and drills him with a running knee, sending him to the floor! Booker T then shows his strength as he lifts Ron high in the air for a vertical suplex! Booker then climbs to the top turnbuckle, sizes Ron up…
TOP ROPE MISSILE DROPKICK FROM BOOKER T…RIGHT INTO THE SPINAROONIE!!
Booker T then tags back in Stevie Ray, and now it’s time for some power moves!!
Col. Robert Parker senses danger and does what Jeff Jarrett brought him in to do by climbing up to distract the referee. This opening gives Don the chance to roll his brother out of the ring and pull the ol’ twin-magic switcharoo! Stevie was also distracted by Parker and didn’t notice it. He goes to lift Don up but Don is waiting,
AND CONNECTS WITH A HUGE CHOKESLAM!!!
Don with the cover…
1…2…NO!!
Stevie Ray is now in need of a hot tag once again, and his brother is in the corner anticipating it! Just as Stevie is about to tag in Booker, the pesky Col. Robert Parker strikes again and pulls Booker T down off the apron!!
Stevie Ray reaches out but Booker is no longer there! This gives Ron and Don enough time to take advantage, as while Booker T has Col. Robert Parker up by his shirt collar…
THE HARRIS BROTHERS DELIVER THE H-BOMB TO STEVIE RAY!!!
Don hooks the leg as Ron stands guard…
1…2…3!!!
Winners- The Harris Brothers
Chosen celebrate up the aisle way as they damn well know they stole the victory, but the bigger story is back inside the ring….
Booker T checks on Stevie Ray, who is finally recovering from the H-Bomb. Booker T helps Stevie up to his feet, and Stevie Ray reluctantly allows Booker to raise his arm as the crowd cheers the two brothers….
UNTIL STEVIE RAY SNAPS AND CLOTHESLINES BOOKER T!!!
Stevie puts the boots to his brother, beating the living shit out of him!!! Stevie is in a full mount as he drives fists and elbows into Booker T’s head until blood begins to rush from Booker T’s face!
Stevie then grabs his trusted slapjack and beats Booker T over the back with it!! The crowd begins to boo as Stevie stomps on his brother once more before soaking in the boos from the crowd. Stevie leaves his brother lying in his own blood as he walks up the aisle way, shouting
“This is what you get! I ain’t done whoopin yo ass yet either, sucka!”
We shift our attention to another vignette from
THE MAN IN RED from last month
-FATHER JAMES!
Father James is at the same insane asylum, but this time he is outside on a bench. It is a cold, windy day as the sinister man sits with his walking cane…
“There is no need to heed the warning. It is already here. It walks amongst us all. The APOCALYPSE is coming!”
The clouds grow darker which each passing word from Father James…
“The SINISTER plan I have set in motion will rock WCW to its core.”
The wind picks up, rain begins to fall, and lighting illuminates the sky…
“The days of preparation are over. Nothing can stop it. NOTHING! Listen to these words carefully, as they will become engrained in your mind from here to kingdom come…”
Father James soaks in the falling rain drops as he exhales…
“THE SINISTER ERA IS UPON US!”
The ground shakes as lighting cracks once more before we quickly fade to black…
We head over to
WCW President Ric Flair’s office. He is seated at his official desk, flanked by two gorgeous women in skimpy dresses. To his right stands Arn Anderson, and off in the distance we can see Official Chief of Staff Curt Hennig lacing up his boots for later tonight.
Flair tells the world that he is a man of his word, and effective immediately he is
RE-INSTATING THE TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP!
Flair goes on to say that Arn Anderson will oversee the division, and that an 8-man tournament will begin tomorrow night on Nitro, with the finals for the vacant title taking place
NEXT MONTH AT UNCENSORED! WOOO!
We head back down to ringside area as we get ready for our next bout,
THE HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!!
The Outfit is out first, as Johnny the Bull and Tony Marinara join the challenger Big Vito down to the ring. Big Vito is carrying a trash can full of weapons as he tosses it into the ring. The crowd is firmly behind The Outfit, as they cheer all three men while they pose in the ring!
The announcers play up Disco’s whereabouts, and also state that these Hardcore title matches usually end up in the most peculiar spots, so Disco could be hiding in the bathroom stall right now for all we know!
Internal Services is out next. Led to the ring by Miss Hancock who looks as good as ever tonight, laptop in tow. VK Stock follows suit and taunts the camera as new member Barry “Repo” Darsow follows behind. The Wall brings up the rear, as he holds the Hardcore title high above his head for the world to see!
Match 3- Hardcore Championship
©The Wall vs. Big Vito
The bell rings and Vito immediately picks up his trash can full of weapons and chucks it right at The Wall’s head! Vito then tackles The Wall to the ground, pounding him with rights and lefts. Wall fights Vito off of him, but not long enough…
FOR VITO TO DRILL WALL OVER THE HEAD WITH A STOP SIGN!!
The shot doesn’t phase the 7-footer, as he eats the stop sign and nearly takes Vito’s head off with
A BIG BOOT!
Down at ringside, VK Stock and Barry Darsow trade barbs with Johnny the Bull and Tony Marinara!
The action spills to the outside as Vito repeatedly hits Wall with every weapon he can find, only for The Wall to get stronger and stronger with each head shot. The Wall then picks up Big Vito…
AND CHOKESLAMS HIM RIGHT ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!!
Johnny and Tony run over to Vito, but get double clotheslined by The Wall! VK Stock and Darsow rush over and put the boots to Johnny and Tony…Suddenly…
DISCO INFERNO MAKES HIS WAY DOWN THE ENTRANCE RAMP!!
Disco looks to get into the mix, but before he can…
MISS HANCOCK BLASTS DISCO OVER THE HEAD WITH HER LAPTOP!!
A full fledge brawl has broken out at ringside, and somewhere through the mess, The Wall takes Vito up the entrance ramp and through the backstage curtain…
WHERE FINLAY AND BRIAN KNOBBS ARE WAITING!!
Finlay drills The Wall with a trash can while Knobbs busts a hockey stick over Vito’s back!
Finlay’s trash can is no match for The Wall, who lifts Finlay up and
CHOKESLAMS HIM onto the floor! He then grabs Knobbs,
AND CHOKESLAMS HIM ON TOP OF FINLAY!!
They just so happen to be fighting right next to an elevator, so The Wall calls for the elevator, stacks both Finlay and Knobbs up and tosses them in before sending them up.
The Wall has taken his eyes off of Vito, and when Wall turns around…
VITO SPRAYS A FIRE EXTINGUISHER INTO THE WALL’S FACE!!!
The Wall is blinded for a brief moment, as we cut to a side by side and see VK Stock and Darsow brawling through the crowd with Johnny and Tony!
Big Vito has taken control as they brawl over towards catering. Vito smashes The Wall’s face into a buffet tray, but
THE WALL IS FUCKING INDESTRUCTIBLE AND REFUSES TO LET ANYTHING PHASE HIM TONIGHT!!
The Wall wraps his massive hand around Vito’s neck…
AND CHOKESLAMS HIM THROUGH THE BUFFET TABLE!!!
The Wall makes the cover…
1…2…NOOO!!
Disco dives in from nowhere and breaks the pinfall attempt up. Disco gets some offense in on The Wall, trying to prove to The Outfit that
HE AIN’T NO RAT! Vito slowly gets to his feet, and just as Disco pulls out a frozen fish to hit The Wall with, Vito low blows The Wall!!
BUT THE LOW BLOW FORCES THE WALL TO DUCK…
AND DISCO SLAMS THE FROZEN FISH OVER THE HEAD OF BIG VITO!!!
There must have been a brick inside that fish because it knocks Vito out cold! The Wall gains feeling back into his legs after the low blow and lifts Disco up…
AND CHOKESLAMS HIM THROUGH ANOTHER BUFFETT TABLE!!!
The Wall then covers Vito once more…
1…2…3!!!
Winner AND STILL HARDCORE CHAMPION- The Wall
The referee raises The Wall’s hand as Internal Services finally make it backstage to celebrate with their massive bodyguard. VK Stock then looks down at the fallen Vito and Disco and shouts…
“Your night’s just getting started. Things are about to get a lot worse for you, Vito! Disco, thank you for your cooperation!”
Internal Services walk away from the catering room as The Wall holds his Hardcore title high above his head! Our announcers say either Disco’s night just went from bad to worse, or he was flipped and intentionally hit Vito with the frozen fish!
It’s time for a WCW Credit Card Commercial. Nothing like thinking about tax season, and then seeing WCW’s wonderful 25.99% APR after 6 months!
We head to The Founding Fathers’ RV, where things aren’t going so smooth. The cameraman heads into the RV in the middle of a heated argument.
Bret Hart refuses to help The Outsiders tonight against Sting and Vampiro, saying he needs to get mentally prepared for dealing with GOLDBERG- something that they just can’t seem to help him out with!
“This alliance ain’t a one way street, mang. Hold up your end of the bargain, Bret!” Scott Hall points and shouts at Bret Hart.
“We expect the same level of a detailed plan…a lot better than that trap you set on us at Souled Out! We better be seeing you out there during our Tag Match!” Nash follows up.
Bret looks on, shaking his head, clearly not interested in helping anybody but himself tonight…
Mene Gene is with The Filthy Animals, just moments before Billy Kidman’s heated match with Evan Karagias. Kidman says that Karagias is the minor leagues, and that Torrie isn’t interested in him, because she has a real man to take care of her.
Gene pokes in at the words, asking Torrie for herself. By her looks, Torrie is split on this match. She says she just doesn’t want anybody to get hurt tonight. Kidman then storms off the set as Konnan and Rey Rey follow up. Torrie follows suit after a long sigh.
Mene Gene is caught in 2K staring at Torrie while she walks away…
Our announcers talk about whether Torrie has fallen for Evan Karagias, or if this is all a ploy to get Karagias off of his game against Billy Kidman!
3 Count is out first, to a loud chorus of boos! Helms, Moore and Karagias go through their boy band routine inside the ring, but before they can get halfway through, they are cut off by The Filthy Animals’ theme music.
The Filthy Animals all pile out as Kidman doesn’t even wait for Torrie…he sprints into the ring, looking to take Evan Karagias’ head off!!
Match 4- Grudge Match
Billy Kidman vs. Evan Karagias
This one is on right out of the gate as Kidman tackles Karagias through the ropes and to the floor! The crowd is behind Kidman as he whips Karagias hard into the steel guard rail. He then keeps him there, delivering a vicious knife edge chop! Kidman then grabs Karagias by the hair and tosses him into the ring.
Kidman slingshots himself into the ring and connects on Karagias! Kidman isn’t looking for a pinfall attempt and instead smashes Karagias’ head into the mat!
The camera pans over to Torrie, who looks worried on the outside. She should worry, as Konnan and Rey Mysterio are close to trading blows with Shane Helms and Shannon Moore!
Back inside the ring, Kidman is in full control of the match. He has Karagias in a side headlock, but Karagias sends Kidman off the ropes. Kidman fires back and goes for a shoulder block but Karagias is waiting with a deep arm drag!
Karagias is right back up onto his feet and connects with a dropkick!! Karagias goes for the first cover of the match…
1…2…NO!
Konnan grabs Karagias’ feet from underneath the ropes and drags him to the outside! Torrie is right in the middle of the raucous as Rey comes to blows with both Helms and Moore….
LOOK UP!!!
BILLY KIDMAN SKIES THROUGH THE AIR WITH A SHOOTING STAR PRESS ONTO EVERYBODY AT RINGSIDE!!!
Torrie is knocked down in the chaos, as Karagias’ elbow inadvertently drilled her right in the head! Karagias quickly tends to Torrie, but before he can do anything, Kidman pounds on his back! Kidman then drags Karagias by his hair and goes to throw him into the ring post…
BUT KARAGIAS REVERSES IT AND THROWS KIDMAN FACE FIRST INTO THE RING POST!!
Karagias slides the hurt Kidman into the ring and then climbs to the top rope, looking for a high-risk maneuver. Karagias sets his feet, but then looks down at Torrie, who is still holding her head in pain. Karagias shouts out to Torrie, but she doesn’t respond…
Evan, don’t let this woman take over your life! Karagias is lust-struck, taking his eye off of his opponent, who quickly capitalizes by leaping to the top turnbuckle. Kidman uses his superior athletic ability and leaps up…
TOP ROPE HURICANRANNA TO EVAN KARAGIAS!!!
The crowd
EXPLODES at the move, as Kidman pulls it off masterfully. Kidman isn’t done as he climbs back up to the top. He looks out to make sure Konnan and Rey have things under control, which they now do, and leaps high in the air…
SHOOTING STAR PRESS FROM BILLY KIDMAN!!!
Kidman hooks the leg!
1…2…3!!!
Winner- Billy Kidman
Kidman gets his hand raised and then quickly hops out of the ring, tending to Torrie. She nods her head up and down after Kidman asks her if she is alright. The Animals then head back up the entrance ramp, celebrating Billy Kidman’s victory.
For a very slight moment, Torrie turns around and looks back down inside the ring, almost as if to check on Evan Karagias. Kidman doesn’t pick up on it, but
THE ENTIRE WORLD WATCHING AT HOME DOES!!
Internal Services are in their dressing room. Instead of cooling down following the hard-fought victory over Big Vito, they are all gearing up for a possible raid. Alongside VK Stock, Barry Darsow and The Wall sits both Villano brothers and Super Calo.
VK Stock gives a speech to the rest of the room, talking about how The Outfit are bad for democracy, and thanks to the help from The Villano brothers and Super Calo
(who have been wearing a wire during the card games with The Outfit) they have The Outfit in the crosshairs. Miss Hancock enters the room and hands VK Stock a warrant for their arrest!
VK Stock opens up his briefcase and hands three pairs of handcuffs to The Wall, who is presumably the man at arms in charge of arresting The Outfit!
IS INTERNAL SERVICES GOING TO PULL A RAID LIVE ON PAY PER VIEW?!?!?!?
Sting, Vampiro and Chris Kanyon are in the back, getting ready for tonight. Sting tells Vampiro if he follows his lead tonight, the two will take home Tag Team gold. Kanyon says he will make sure that neither Lex Luger, nor Bret Hart will get a chance to interfere! Sting hugs both men and thanks them for having his back…
Mene Gene is standing by with United States Champion Jeff Jarrett. Gene asks Jarrett how he feels knowing he is about to enter the ring in a barbaric clash with Terry Funk…
“Listen up, SLAPNUTS! Terry Funk is as old as you, and doesn’t even belong in the ring anymore. After I’m done with that old piece of trash tonight, he’s gonna wish the nursing home never signed a waiver to let him out for the night!”
Our announcers digest everything we’ve just witnessed, from Internal Services seemingly gearing up to arrest The Outfit, to Sting’s new alliance with Vampiro and Kanyon, and finally to Jeff Jarrett’s HUGE United States Championship match against Terry Funk-
IN A BULLROPE MATCH!
We cut to the center of the ring, where a bullrope with a cowbell attached in the middle is placed!
Terry Funk is out first to a massive ovation from the crowd! Funk has his branding iron in hand, as he wildly swings it through the air before sliding into the ring! He looks down at the bullrope and licks his chops, thinking about what he is going to do to Jeff Jarrett!
Jeff Jarrett (and his trusted guitar) is out next to a
HUGE ringing of boos! Col. Robert Parker and The Harris Brothers flank the reigning United States Champion, who talks smack into the camera while walking down the entrance ramp.
Jarrett looks into the ring and points at Terry Funk as he climbs in and poses on the top turnbuckle. Sparklers flare from the ceiling as Jarrett holds his guitar and United States title high in the air for the world to see!
Match 5- United States Championship- Texas Bullrope Match
©Jeff Jarrett vs. Terry Funk
Referee Charles Robinson attaches the bullrope to both men, but before he calls for the opening bell, he heads over to ring announcer David Penzer and tells him something…
“Ladies and gentlemen, I have just received word from WCW President Ric Flair’s office that on his orders, ALL members of Chosen must vacate the ringside area effective immediately!”
The crowd cheers at the announcement as Jarrett is
IRATE! The WCW Security Team then heads down to ringside and forcefully brings The Harris Brothers and Col. Robert Parker up the aisle way!
Robinson then rings for the bell
AND WE ARE ON!
Our announcers remind us that the bullrope can be used as a weapon, and the only way to win is by pinfall, submission or TKO!
Terry Funk wastes no time as he lifts his side of the bullrope
AND WHIPS JARRETT OVER THE BACK WITH IT!!
Funk goes on to beat the living shit out of Jarrett with the bullrope, until welts begin to form across the US Champion’s back! Jarrett falls into the corner of the ring, but strategically falls in the corner where he placed his guitar before the match started. While he tries his best to duck rope shots from Funk, he is able to grab a hold of his guitar.
Jarrett gets to his feet and mule kicks Funk off of him, then turns around…
JARRETT BLASTS HIS GUITAR OVER TERRY FUNK’S HEAD!!
Funk hits the deck, but Jarrett is now out for blood. Knowing that Chosen was forced to the back, he has to work to earn his living tonight, and Jarrett is about to show just what he is capable of!
Jarrett with a barrage of kicks to the fallen Funk. He then forces his boot into Funk’s side, kicking him out of the ring and to the floor. Jarrett tests how long the attached bullrope is, and sizes up Funk, waiting for him to get to his feet.
When Funk gets to his feet, Jarrett runs in the opposite direction of Funk, forcing Funk forward…
FACE FIRST INTO THE RING POST!!
The camera gets a close up of Funk, who is now BUSTED OPEN! Jarrett stays on the gas as he slides out of the ring and whips Funk over the back with the bullrope. He then begins to rip at the back of Terry Funk’s t-shirt, exposing his back. Jarrett winds up again but before he can deal a blow to the exposed back of Funk, Funk grabs a hold of the cowbell…
FUNK DRILLS JARRETT BETWEEN THE EYES WITH THE COWBELL!!
Jarrett hits the deck as Funk puts the boots to him. He lifts Jarrett to his feet and strongly whips him back first into the guard rail!!
Jarrett’s back is a complete mess, between the welts from the bullrope and now an imprint of the steel guard rail, he lies on the outside floor while clutching his back. Funk uses this time to head underneath the ring!
Funk tosses a handful of chairs into the ring, and then slides out
TWO TABLES! Funk slides one of the tables into the ring while he sets the other one up parallel to the ring apron on the outside. Jarrett has now recovered enough to throw a chop block at Funk, taking out his knee!
Jarrett then pounds on Funk’s face with rights and lefts. Both men are busted open, with Jarrett’s hair reminiscent of WCW President Ric Flair’s blonde hair during a bloody battle.
Jarrett takes the sharp edge of the cowbell…
AND BEGINS TO DIG IT INTO FUNK’S FOREHEAD!!
Jarrett looks out at the camera while digging the cowbell into Funk’s forehead, and asks the world…
“Ain’t I great?!?!?”
The two end up on the apron of the ring, with the table right beneath them. Jarrett miscalculates a punch and Funk delivers a forearm smash that knocks Jarrett back! Funk with another blow to the head! He then kicks Jarrett in the gut and places him between his legs.
Funk is looking for a piledriver through the table, and goes for it, but Jarrett reaches out and holds onto the middle rope to stop the move. Funk drives an elbow into Jarrett’s back, but as he does, Jarrett’s head jolts forward, giving Funk a makeshift low blow!!
Funk stumbles back a bit on the apron as Jarrett looks to strike. Jarrett drills Funk over the head with the cowbell and then HE places Funk in between his legs. Jarrett looks down at the table, leaps off…
JARRETT WITH A PILEDRIVER TO FUNK OFF THE APRON…THROUGH THE TABLE!!!
The crowd is in awe at the move! The piledriver takes a lot of juice out of both men, not just Funk who took the brunt of it. Both men eventually emerge from the pile of rubble and begin to head towards the ring. They both slide in as Funk holds his head in agony, as Jarrett holds his knee which he may have tweaked jumping off the apron with Funk!
Both men grab a chair as they both slowly get to their feet. Simultaneously, they swing their respective chairs at each other,
AND THEY HIT EACH OTHER’S CHAIRS!!
Jarrett drops his and shakes his hands, as the vibration from Funk’s chair is too much! Funk the wields back…
AND DRILLS JARRETT ARCOSS THE HEAD WITH THE CHAIR!!
Funk thinks about pinning Jarrett, but instead a sadistic grin forms across his face. He begins to unwrap the wrist tape from his free hand until there is none left. He kicks Jarrett for good measure. He then grabs a hold of the cowbell…
AND BEGINS TO TAPE IT INTO JARRETT’S FOREHEAD!!
Funk wraps the wrist tape around and around the cowbell attached to Jarrett’s head, and the dazed Jarrett is down on both knees, trying to muster up enough energy to get to his feet. Before he can do anything, Funk wields another chair…
FUNK HITS JARRETT WITH A CHAIRSHOT TO THE HEAD…AND THE COWBELL ATTACHED TO JARRETT’S HEAD!
*Talk about getting your bell rung!*
With Jarrett incapacitated, Funk makes the cover…
1…2…NOOO!!
Jarrett gets half of his shoulder up just before the three count! Funk is in total control now, as he sets up the other table inside the ring. He wastes no time sliding Jarrett onto the table, and then climbs up himself. He places Jarrett in the piledriver position…
FUNK WITH HIS PATENTED PILEDRIVER THROUGH THE TABLE!!!
Funk swims his way through the debris from the table exploding and drapes his arm over Jarrett…
1….2…..THR…NOOOO!!
At the LAST possible second, Jarrett reaches out and places half of his hand on the bottom rope! Funk, along with the crowd are in disbelief! Funk slowly gets back to his feet, not knowing what else to do! He grabs the last chair that isn’t bent and sets it up in the center of the ring, opened up.
He lifts Jarrett to his feet as he sets him up in front of the open chair. Funk goes for a bodyslam onto the open chair, but Jarrett hits a desperation EYE RAKE, and slides out of the move. He lands directly next to Funk…
JEFF JARRETT HITS THE STROKE ON TERRY FUNK ONTO THE OPEN CHAIR!!!
The chair explodes!...Both men are completely out cold!!....Jarrett places his arm over Funk!!!....
1…2…3!!!!
Winner AND STILL UNITED STATES CHAMPION- Jeff Jarrett
Jarrett’s music plays as the referee helps him to his feet. Chosen quickly race back down the entrance ramp and help their leader as Col. Robert Parker hands Jarrett his United States Championship! Say what you want about the man, but tonight he won all by himself without any help!
Jarrett can barely stand on both feet, and needs assistance from Ron and Don as they help him up the entrance ramp. He collapses for a brief second at the ramp before clutching his US title, looking back inside the ring at Funk.
The camera pans inside the ring where Terry Funk is slowly getting to his feet. The crowd gives the crazy old bastard a standing ovation as he waves out before needing assistance from a few referees to exit the ring!
Following that blood-bath, our announcers transition over to hyping up
Uncensored! UNCENSORED! Coming Live! March 19, 2000 from the American Airlines Arena in Miami, Florida! Call tonight for tickets!
Back at Ric Flair’s dressing room, the WCW President is greeted by his son, David Flair, and David’s crew of Crowbar and Daffney. David is pissed and wants to know why any of them aren’t booked tonight. Ric tells David that this time around, he isn’t handing David anything, and he has to earn everything he gets in WCW. Ric goes on to say David needs to reach up and grab success, it won’t just fall in his lap. The same goes for Crowbar and Daffney, too…
Crowbar raises his crowbar but Arn steps in front. David signals for Crowbar to lower the weapon. David has a deranged look in his eyes as he repeats what his father has just told him-
“I have to earn it. Reach up and grab success! HAHA! I have a plan! C’mon, gang, let’s go!”
And with those words, David, Crowbar and Daffney barge out of President Flair’s room, seemingly out to reach up and grab success!
Mene Gene is with “The Baddest Man in WCW” Ken Shamrock. Shamrock looks as locked in as ever as Gene asks him about tonight. Shamrock says plain and simple he is going out there tonight to show Tank Abbott who the alpha of WCW really is. Shamrock intently looks into the camera and tells Abbott he not only promises a victory, but he promises he will end Abbott’s pathetic WCW career as we know it!
Back down at ringside our announcers hype us up for the
SHOOT FIGHT RULES MATCH between Ken Shamrock and Tank Abbott! All three have their money on Shamrock,
as about 100 percent of you readers also do…
A graphic pops up explaining the rules. They are quite simple. Win via TKO or Submission. No pinfalls allowed. No rounds, just straight ass kicking until one man can no longer go…
Tank Abbott is out first to a loud ringing of boos. Abbott doesn’t care, because he came here tonight to take out the man that embarrassed him last month at Souled Out-Ken Shamrock. After smacking himself in the face a few times, Abbott pulls out smelling salts from his pocket. He rips the smelling salts and lets out a loud roar as he awaits his opponent…
Ken Shamrock out next to a
HUGE POP! Shamrock, dressed in a black fighter’s robe, walks to the ring with a purpose. He looks out into the ring at Abbott, points his finger at him and shouts-
“YOUR ASS IS MINE MOTHER FUCKER!!!”
Match 6- Shoot Fight Rules Match
Ken Shamrock vs. Tank Abbott
The referee really doesn’t have much to do in this bout, and doesn’t even think about having these two caged animals tap gloves. Instead, he asks both men if they are ready before calling for the bell, and then he gets the hell out of the way!
Shamrock immediately tackles Abbott to the mat! Shamrock goes for a full mount but Abbott prevents it and rolls Shamrock onto his back. Abbott goes for a big punch but Shamrock blocks it. Shamrock then re-positions himself…
AND PUTS ABBOTT IN THE DREADED LEG BAR!!
Abbott has done his homework, and is waiting with a massive blow to the nose of Shamrock, which forces Shamrock to let go of the leg bar.
The nose shot doesn’t phase Shamrock, who continues to go on the offensive, drilling Abbott with body shots and elbows to the face. Abbott leans over the ropes, and Shamrock is forced to ease up. The crowd boos Abbott
LOUDLY as he hangs onto the ropes, looking for a breather!
Abbott waits until he sees an opportunity
AND CLOBBERS SHAMROCK WITH A LEFT HOOK!
Shamrock stumbles around before falling to the mat. Instead of going in for the kill, Abbott plays with his food and lets Shamrock
FEEL THE POWER OF HIS PUNCH!
The camera pans in on Shamrock, who has blood gushing from his nose. The sight of the blood on the mat brings out a different side of Shamrock, as he lets out an animalistic roar
BEFORE GOING FUCKING APE SHIT ON ABBOTT!!
Rights, lefts, kicks, knees, every possible blow you can think of! Shamrock is on fire! Shamrock then connects with a
VICIOUS UPPERCUT…THAT SENDS ABBOTT FLAT TO THE MAT!!
Shamrock isn’t done as he goes into a full mount position, hammering away on Abbott! Abbott doesn’t have much left in the tank, as he attempts to fight off the mount. Shamrock allows Abbott to roll over…
BEFORE HE PUTS HIM IN A REAR NAKED CHOKE!!!
ABBOTT HAS FALLEN FAST ASLEEP- THE REFEREE CALLS FOR THE BELL!!!!!
Winner- Ken Shamrock
Shamrock refuses to let go of the hold, shouting at anybody that will listen-
“IT’S FUCKING BED TIME!”
The crowd
LOVES this as they shout at Shamrock-
“DON’T LET GO!” “DON’T LET GO!”
A host of WCW Officials race down and attempt to pry Shamrock off of the fast asleep Abbott, and eventually Shamrock lets go.
Shamrock then races to the top turnbuckle as he soaks in the massive roar from the crowd. Ken Shamrock has once again beat Tank Abbott, and it is only up for him from this point forward!!
In the back, The Outfit are playing their big monthly card game. Disco is sweating out a hand as Super Calo pushes him all in. Disco went all in with a pair of 3s, while Super Calo had a flush! Disco tosses his cards down and puts his head in his hands.
Not only is he back in debt with The Outfit, none of them are happy with Disco costing Big Vito the match against The Wall earlier on!
The camera then cuts to outside the door, where Internal Services are waiting. VK Stock makes sure they have all the proper paperwork before barging in to arrest The Outfit…
WHEN SUDDENLY…
WHACK!!!
CROWBAR DRILLS THE WALL IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD…WITH A CROWBAR!!!
David Flair jumps VK Stock, tackling him to the ground. Daffney tackles Miss Hancock to the floor! Barry Darsow gets a few swings in on Flair, and the commotion is loud enough for The Outfit to open the door, only to see David Flair and Crowbar beating up Internal Services.
Tony, Johnny and Vito all get in on the action as they put the boots to their governmental foes. With all of this commotion going on, we finally realize that David Flair is wearing a referee’s shirt! The Wall is down on the ground, as that last crowbar shot from Crowbar finally phased the big man after a night of eating every weapon shot imaginable.
Throughout all of the commotion, Crowbar covers The Wall while David makes an extremely fast count….
NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION- CROWBAR!!
Crowbar grabs the Hardcore title as he, David and Daffney all run off. Security has finally entered the fray as they keep The Outfit away from Internal Services! Throughout this entire clusterfuck, somehow Crowbar leaves as the NEW Hardcore Champion!
Following all of that commotion, our announcers begin to hype up our penultimate championship match tonight,
THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!
We get a side by side view of Sting and Vampiro, along with Kanyon, heading towards the entrance curtain. On the other side of our screen we see The Outsiders, slowly walking as cool as they can be. What a match this is going to be!!
Sting and Vampiro are out first, and Sting receives a hero’s welcome from the crowd! Vampiro and Kanyon play into Sting’s massive popularity as all three of them pose on the top turnbuckles, and in unison let out Sting’s trademark
“WOOO!”
The Outsiders are out next, and following them are Lex Luger and Liz. The cool kids continue their slow walk down the entrance ramp, really in no hurry to step into the ring with Sting and Vampiro!!
Match 7- Tag Team Championship
©The Outsiders vs. Sting & Vampiro
Immediately following the pre-match introductions, The Outsiders fire right out of the gate with an attack on both Sting and Vampiro!
Nash clotheslines Sting over the top rope and to the floor as the reigning Tag Team Champions focus their attention on Vampiro. After a quick double team, Hall stays in and works over Vampiro.
Hall with a clothesline followed by a sidewalk slam. The veteran has Vampiro right where he wants him, as he tosses him into the corner before following up with a big splash. While the referee is over by Sting, who is trying his best to get back involved in the match, Nash sticks his size 17 boot right into Vampiro’s face in the corner of the ring!
Hall takes the fallen Vampiro and places him in his infamous abdominal stretch! Hall slaps Vampiro across the head while staring directly at Sting. Hall taunts Sting as he lets out his own version of the
“WOO!” before hammering down on Vampiro’s mid-section!
Hall tags in Nash who puts the boots to Vamps. Nash lifts Vampiro up and goes to send him off the ropes but Vampiro reverses it. Vampiro hits the deck as Nash shows his athleticism by hopping over Vampiro. Nash re-coils off the ropes and Vampiro is waiting with a
DROPKICK!!
The move sends Nash to the mat! Vampiro begins to army crawl over towards Sting, who is awaiting the hot tag, along with the crowd-ready to come unglued for the Stinger! After what feels like an eternity, and just as Nash grabs Vampiro’s foot…
HE TAGS IN STING!!
Sting is ON FIRE as he delivers rights and lefts to Nash! He goes over to the corner and knocks Hall to the floor. Lex Luger hops up onto the apron and he eats a clothesline from Sting that sends him on top of Hall on the outside!!
Nash stumbles to his feet but Sting has him targeted up…
STING CLOTHESLINES NASH OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE FLOOR!!
The Founding Fathers members are all on top of each other on the outside! Sting tags in Vampiro and points to the top turnbuckle. Vampiro happily obliges and climbs to the top, setting his feet…
VAMPIRO WITH A MOONSAULT OFF THE TOP ROPE ONTO ALL FOUNDING FATHERS MEMBERS!!!
The crowd cheers loudly for Vampiro, as he is quickly becoming a fan favorite! Vampiro and Sting stay on The Outsiders, as Sting whips Nash into the guard rail while Vampiro whips Hall into the steel steps!
Kanyon and Luger are now firmly locked in, brawling around the ringside area. Chris Kanyon is holding up his end, and his vow to become a better man. Kanyon sends Luger into the guard rail, and then slams him at the bottom of the entrance ramp, completely neutralizing Luger. Liz looks on in horror as there isn’t much she can do right now!
The action finally spills back inside the ring, as Sting and Kevin Nash are still the legal man. This doesn’t stop the carnage at ringside as Vampiro and Hall brawl all over, with Hall taking advantage after slamming Vampiro’s face off of the announcers desk!
Hall begins some housekeeping as he rips up the padded floor to expose the hard concrete floor underneath. Hall thinks about setting Vampiro up for an
OUTSIDER’S EDGE…but Vampiro uses his strength and
BACK BODY DROPS HALL HARD ONTO THE EXPOSED CONCRETE!!
Vampiro is not done, as he quickly gets Scott Hall to his feet. He begins to ascend with Scott Hall on top of the announcers desk, as all three clear the area. Vampiro lifts Hall up…
NAIL IN THE COFFIN OFF THE ANNOUNCERS DESK ONTO THE EXPOSED CONCRETE!!!!
What a move from Vampiro! He is pulling out all stops, not only to impress his mentor, Sting, but to win the Tag Team titles!
Back inside the ring, Sting is working Nash over with a sleeper hold. The big man begins to slowly stumble down to one knee, but eventually gains his bearings long enough to use his massive frame to fall back…
NASH’S MOMENTUM CARRIES BOTH HE AND STING…
RIGHT INTO THE REFEREE!!!
Both men land on top of the referee, as this was Kevin Nash’s plan all along! Nash, pulling a play from Bret Hart’s playbook, begins to look out for Bret Hart’s help…
BUT BRET HART IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND!!!
Nash even takes it a step further by looking up the ramp, shouting out-
“WHERE IS BRET?”
Nash stomps on Sting, and decides to take matters into his own hands. Hall and Vampiro are both still down on the outside from the big move from before. Nash digs into his singlet and
PULLS OUT THE DREADED BRASS KNUCKLES!!
Sting gets to his feet, turns around, and with the referee still out cold from before…
NASH DRILLS STING WITH THE BRASS KNUCKLES!!!
Sting hits the mat like a ton of bricks! Nash tries his best to revive the referee, but he is out cold! Nash shifts his attention to Sting, as the replay shows he grazed Sting with the brass knuckles, not getting a full shot in on him. Nash kicks Sting in the gut…
JACKNIFE POWERBOMB!!!
With Bret Hart nowhere in sight, Kevin Nash had to go to Plan B
(or was this all part of their plan to begin with?)
Sting smartly rolls beneath the ropes to recover from the vicious Jacknife Powerbomb. Vampiro and Hall are now back on their feet, and begin to climb into the ring to join the action while the referee is knocked out cold.
Nash places Sting in the corner and goes for a back elbow but Sting moves out of the way! On the opposite side of the ring, Vampiro is working over Scott Hall. Sting follows up with a big elbow to the head of Nash, who is now stooped over in the corner! Sting looks at Vampiro and Vampiro nods as they simultaneously whip Hall and Nash to the center of the ring…
WHERE THE OUTSIDERS COLLIDE!!
Hall and Nash fall back, and Sting and Vampiro are waiting for them…
WITH STEREO SCORPION DEATH DROPS!!!
Lex Luger makes one last-ditch effort to make the save, but Kanyon cuts him off by tackling him to the floor!
With Vampiro standing guard in front of Hall, Sting hooks the leg on Kevin Nash…
1…2…3!!!!
Winners AND NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS- Sting & Vampiro
STING AND VAMPIRO HAVE WON THE TAG TEAM TITLES!!! The Cow Palace comes
UNGLUED for the title change, as the two “Brothers in Paint” celebrate in the ring. Kanyon hops in and celebrates with the duo as they hold their
NEW Tag Team titles up high and embrace!!
The trio celebrates up the aisle way as Hall and Nash are visibly upset at ringside. They slam the mat in frustration as the crowd jeers at them. We can hear them audibly say-
“Where was Bret? And what the hell were you doing, Lex? You’re not worth anything!”
The Outsiders walk over the fallen Lex Luger and up the ramp, as they tear up a big Sting sign on their way to the back!!
(No Little Stingers were harmed in the production of this masterpiece)
After we see Sting wipe the floor with some outmatched opponent, we cut to an outside shot of the Cow Palace, as the glimmering lights of the billboard read-
SUPERBRAWL 2000! SOLD OUT!
After our announcers hype up the matches we had thus far, plus the matches still to come, we head to
Scott Steiner’s dressing room where he is doing pushups. He is staring intently ahead, as there is a big picture of his opponent, Sid Vicious, posted on the wall! Scott Steiner doesn’t need much motivation to get a pump going, so he is
EXTRA motivated tonight to take down Sid Vicious!
A vignette plays as red and black barbed wire flash across our screen. We then see two massive men hurling around
HUGE amounts of weight inside the gym.
The name
“ADAMS” in barbed wire font rolls across, followed by
“CLARKE”!
A voice narrates over these two behemoths squatting close to 500 pounds…
“Brian Adams and Bryan Clarke. Two specimens. Teaming up. A crushing blow to the rest of the Tag Team division. A ticking atom-bomb waiting to go off. KRONIK!”
Kronik stops lifting and point to the cameras, and in unison scream out-
“ASS KICKING SEASON STARTS NOW!”
David Flair, Daffney and the NEW Hardcore Champion Crowbar barge back into Ric Flair’s office. David asks his father if Crowbar winning the Hardcore title was a step in the right direction. Ric says it was, and congratulates Crowbar on the victory. David lets out a maniacal laugh as the three barge out of the room-they hear commotion in the hallway and assume it is Internal Services-more importantly The Wall-looking to get his hands on Crowbar!!
Ric lets out a long sigh before looking over at Arn Anderson…
“Out of all the kids I can claim are mine, how did I get stuck claiming him?”
Arn shakes his head and laughs as Curt Hennig emerges, towel in hand, ready for tonight. Ric genuinely wishes Curt good luck, as Curt nods and heads out the door…
Our announcers hype up the big #1 Contender’s Matchup about to take place-
DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE VERSUS CURT HENNIG!!
Curt Hennig is out first to a mixed reaction. He has won over some of the fans over the course of the last few weeks, and is looking to get his hands on the WCW Champion at Uncensored! He hops into the ring, spits his gum out and then swats it into the crowd…simply perfect!
DDP is out next, with Kimberly by his side. DDP garners more boos than cheers, which he doesn’t seem to care much about at all. DDP does his patented “BANG” as pyro goes off. DDP heads down to the ring and gets ready for this HUGE MATCH!!
Match 8- #1 Contender’s Match- Winner gets a WHC shot at Uncensored
Diamond Dallas Page vs. Curt Hennig
The two test each other out early, with neither man gaining the clear advantage. After a few minutes of back and forth, Curt Hennig takes control after reversing a neckbreaker into a DDT!
Hennig begins to work over DDP’s back, softening it up for the HennigPlex later on in the match. Hennig is all offense as he connects with a perfect dropkick that sends DDP down to the mat! DDP rolls out of the ring and looks for a timeout, but Hennig is hot on his trail!
Hennig and DDP fight to the ring apron, where DDP begins to get a few punches in. DDP heads into the ring while Hennig stays on the apron, looking to deal some more blows to DDP.
DDP goes to suplex Hennig into the ring, but Hennig blocks it. Hennig lifts DDP up to suplex him out of the ring, but DDP blocks it. DDP goes for a right hand but Hennig ducks, then lifts DDP up…
AND SUPLEXES HIM OUT OF THE RING…TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR!!!
The crowd is on their feet for the move as both men are down and out, both clutching at their backs!
Hennig is the first to his feet as he stomps on the fallen DDP. Hennig grabs a hold of DDP and tosses him HARD into the steel guard rail, really working over DDP’s back! Hennig then slides DDP into the ring and follows behind. Hennig whips DDP off the ropes and connects with a running high knee to DDP’s face!!
Hennig signals for the end as he waits for DDP to get to his feet. He kicks DDP in the gut…
HENNIGPLEX TO DDP!!!
BRIDGE COVER!!!
1…2…NOO!!
Kimberly hops into the ring and breaks up the count! She then whacks Hennig across the back with her high heel shoe!!
The shoe shot doesn’t hurt Hennig, as he is more pissed off than anything else. He backs Kimberly into the corner as she plays the innocent woman. Hennig grabs her by the hair…
BUT GETS QUICKLY TURNED AROUND…
DIAMOND CUTTER!!!
Hennig is out cold! DDP hooks the leg….
1…2…3!!!
Winner AND NEW #1 CONTENDER- Diamond Dallas Page
DDP celebrates with Kimberly as they quickly escape the ring and head up the ramp.
DDP HAS JUST STOLEN THIS MATCH FROM CURT HENNIG!
But more importantly, DDP is your
NEW #1 CONTNEDER!!
DDP smirks for the camera as he shares a kiss with Kimberly. He then points into it…
“Bret Hart…Goldberg…it don’t matter…either one is gonna…FEEL…THE…BANG!!”
Our announcers talk about how Kimberly just gifted DDP the match, and then begin to speculate who DDP is going to fight at Uncensored-
WE WILL FIND OUT VERY SHORTLY!!
In the parking lot, a visibly angry team of Scott Hall and Kevin Nash are walking towards a taxi. They are dressed in plain clothes, and are wheeling their luggage-
ARE THE OUTSIDERS LEAVING THE ARENA ALREADY?!?!?
Mean Gene does his best to catch up to them, and Nash leaves our corresponding friend with a few words…
“What does it look like, Gene? Hell yeah, we’re leaving. Bret Hart thinks he walks on water. We had that match in the bag, all Bret had to do was show up. We’re not too thrilled with Lex, either. Both of them let us down big time tonight. Bret played his hand, and it is gonna be a losing one, because he ain’t getting any help from us!”
Somewhere, in another parking lot inside the Cow Palace, we see “Screamin” Norman Smiley heading to his car. He wasn’t booked tonight, but looks as happy as always as he hums a little tune while opening his car door…
DAVID FLAIR, CROWBAR AND DAFFNEY COME INTO THE PICTURE, TAKING HIS KEYS!
Norman Smiley lets out a scream as the deranged trio quickly hop into the car. Internal Services are hot on their trail…
WHEN SUDDENLY THE OUTFIT JUMPS THEM FROM BEHIND!!
Vito, Johnny, Tony and Disco all put the boots to Stock, Wall and Darsow!! They brawl all through the back and out of the picture…
BUT IN THE PICTURE DAVID SPEEDS OFF AND THEN QUICKLY STOPS…
We pan in to see a massive man…with a massive afro…lifting the moving car…
IT’S FUCKING MENG!!!
Meng nearly flips the car over before Flair, Crowbar and Daffney all dive out. Norman Smiley races down to get his car back, and finds himself at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Meng drills David with a right hand, knocking him out to the ground. He then applies the
TONGAN DEATH GRIP to Crowbar until he passes out- all while Daffney scratches and claws on Meng’s back. Meng gently drops Daffney down to the ground and stares at her until she backs away.
Meng then gives Norman Smiley a death stare as he places his foot over Crowbar…
Norman Smiley, playing referee in exchange for his life, quickly counts the three!
NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION- MENG!!
Meng picks up the Hardcore title and grunts at Norman Smiley, who continuously screams throughout this entire scene…
We get a brief video package of the events leading up to our next match,
THE HUGE NO-DQ MATCH BETWEEN SID VICIOUS AND SCOTT STEINER!!
Mene Gene is with Scott Steiner, who flexes for the camera before speaking.
“Tonight we find out who the true alpha of WCW is! And I know one thing for sure, IT AIN’T THAT BITCH SID VICIOUS! Sid, I’m gonna make you scream tonight! You’re about to enter MY prison! And there is NO ESCAPING IT!!”
Our announcers hype up this match, and say if you’re looking for a traditional, mat-based match, this one is not for you!
Sid is out first to a HUGE pop! The Millennium Man walks with a purpose down to the ring as he fist bumps a few lucky fans! He then screams wildly inside the ring as he raises his arms, striking a very imposing pose!
Steiner is out next, lead pipe in hand. Regardless of boos or cheers, he garners a BIG reaction. The genetic freak flexes for the world to see his massive bicep before heading straight to the ring!
Match 9- No Disqualifications Match
Scott Steiner vs. Sid Vicious
As Steiner flexes once more in the aisle way…
HE EATS A BIG BOOT FROM SID VICIOUS!!
We are officially under way, as the referee’s sole job is to make the count or see if one of them is still alive enough to continue the match!
Sid drags Steiner and smashes his head right into the ring post! He then brings him over to the next ring post
AND SMASHES HIS HEAD AGAINST IT ONCE MORE!!
Steiner falls to the ground as soaks in the cheers from the crowd! Sid tells our announcers to get the hell out of the way as he swipes at the table, clearing it off. He picks up Steiner’s lead pipe
AND BASHES HIM ACROSS THE BACK WITH IT!! Sid then places Steiner in between his legs…
Sid picks Steiner up for a Powerbomb…
BUT STEINER HEADBUTTS SID…CAUSING SID TO DROP STEINER BACK DOWN TO HIS FEET!!
Steiner then latches onto the massive Sid…
AND BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEXES HIM THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS DESK!!!
Steiner looks down at the fallen Sid before grabbing two chairs, tossing them into the ring. Steiner smartly heads inside the ring, knowing he can only win the match right there. Sid slowly emerges from the rubble and rolls back into the ring…
STEINER IS WAITING WITH A VICIOUS CHAIR SHOT TO SID’S BACK!!
Sid falls back down to the mat as Steiner stalks him. Steiner talks some more trash as he calls for Sid to get up. Steiner waits for Sid to get to his feet before rearing back to drill Sid in the head with the chair…
SID PUNCHES THE CHAIR RIGHT INTO STEINER’S FACE!!!
Steiner goes flying down to the mat as Sid buys some time, but probably hurt his hand in the process! Sid knows it’s going to take a lot to beat Steiner, so he heads back outside and grabs a table, sliding it into the ring. Sid slides back inside the ring and sets the table up before he turns around…
STEINER BASHES HIM WITH THE LEAD PIPE ACROSS HIS HEAD!!
Steiner goes on the offensive as he lifts Sid up in the suplex position…
STEINER SCREWDRIVER!!!
Before Steiner has a chance to pin Sid, he falls into the corner. Steiner charges up and races full speed at Sid with a big splash!! Steiner then easily hoists Sid up to the top turnbuckle and follows suit.
THIS IS DANGEROUS AS TWO 300 PLUS POUND MEN SHOULD NOT BE ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! Steiner shows off his athleticism as he leaps up onto the seated Sid, going for a
FRANKENSTEINER THROUGH THE TABLE…
BUT SID CATCHES STEINER MID-MOTION…
AND CONNECTS WITH A TOP ROPE POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!
The crowd pops at the move! Sid slides Steiner out of the carnage left from the exploding table and makes the cover….
1….2….NOOO!!!
Steiner kicks out at the last possible second!! Sid is enraged as he lifts Steiner back to his feet, before placing him in between his legs for a second powerbomb…
WHEN SID GETS BLASTED IN THE BACK WITH A CHAIR…
FROM RICK STEINER!!!!
WHERE THE FUCK DID HE COME FROM?!?!?!?
Rick Steiner is back, and just gave his brother the opening he needed! Rick winds back and hits Sid over the back once more, toppling the giant to the mat!
Rick then screams at his brother to finish Sid off. Scott grabs the lead pipe and places it around Sid’s throat. Steiner then sits on top of Sid and sinches back…
STEINER RECLINER WITH THE LEAD PIPE LODGED ACROSS SID’S THROAT!!!
The big man refuses to get up, and instead stretches his massive arm out and grabs the ropes…
BUT THERE ARE NO DISQUALIFICATIONS SO STEINER REFUSES TO LET GO OF THE HOLD!!!
Sid is losing consciousness quickly. He makes one more last-ditch effort to somehow get out of the hold, but even the ropes can’t help him! Sid’s eyes begin to close as the referee starts to raise his hand…
ONCE…
TWICE…
THREE TIMES!!! SID HAS PASSED OUT!!!
Winner- Scott Steiner
Steiner finally breaks the hold as the unconscious Sid Vicious lies on the mat!
Rick and Scott share an embrace as Scott holds his brother tightly before looking into the camera…
“THAT’S MY DAMN BROTHER RIGHT THERE! THE BEST BROTHER IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!”
The Steiner Brothers head up the ramp as a team of medics tend to Sid Vicious!
Our announcers say that while Sid got all the help he needed last month at Souled Out, tonight he didn’t get any, and Rick Steiner came to the aid of Scott to seal the victory! Scott Steiner is now the self-proclaimed “alpha” of WCW- he took his shot at the biggest and baddest man in the prison yard, and made him pass out!!!
Sting, Vampiro and Kanyon head into Goldberg’s locker room. Goldberg is warming up by looking in the mirror, slapping himself in the face. Sting tells Goldberg that even though they took The Outsiders heart tonight, they may still be lurking around. The three of them will make sure Goldberg leaves here with the WCW Championship!
Jeff Jarrett and the rest of Chosen are heading down the hallway when they bump into Ken Shamrock. Shamrock stares at Jarrett and then looks down at his United States title. Shamrock tells Jarrett that the US title won’t be around his waist for too much longer.
“Get in line, Slapnuts!”
Jarrett responds before continuing his walk down the hall. The Harris Brothers take an extra long look at Shamrock, who looks like he is ready to scrap right now!
Mene Gene is ready to conduct his final interview of the night, with WCW Champion Bret Hart. Gene asks Hart how he feels about The Outsiders leaving the arena…
“The Outsiders are grown men, if they want to leave early, then so be it. See, the fact of the matter is that I don’t need to beat Goldberg. He needs to beat me. I’m the World Heavyweight Champion for a reason, and I plan on showing everyone tonight that I don’t need any friends to help me beat Goldberg…again!”
Gene signs off and sends us back down to ringside for our MAIN EVENT!!
There is a big-match feel in the air as Michael Buffer is standing in the center of the ring. Our announcers hype up the
MAIN EVENT of SUPERBRAWL 2000 and wonder if The Outsiders really left, or if this is all a ploy to let Goldberg put his guard down…
Security knocks on Goldberg’s door as he heads out, but not before headbutting the wall! Goldberg makes his grand entrance as the entire Cow Palace shouts
“GOLD-BERG! GOLD-BERG!”
Goldberg emerges from the smoke and heads down to the ring. He is on a mission as he slides in, smacking himself in the face and keeping loose for his opponent…
Bret Hart knows how to get inside Goldberg’s head as he makes him wait an extra minute or two before heading out. Hart flashes the WCW Championship as he looks as confident as ever! Hart climbs up the stairs and into the ring, where he taunts Goldberg by holding up the WCW Championship!
Match 10- Main Event- WCW Championship
©Bret Hart vs. Goldberg
After the legendary introductions from Michael Buffer, referee Nick Patrick rings the bell and
WE ARE UNDER WAY WITH OUR MAIN EVENT OF SUPERBRAWL 2000!!
The two circle each other before Bret stops and looks out at the crowd, who boo him loudly. He turns back around….
SPEAR FROM GOLDBERG!!!
The arena goes
CRAZY for the quick Spear by Goldberg!!
Goldberg got all of that Spear, almost too much, as he launches Hart across the ring and near the ropes!!
Hart smartly rolls out of the ring, clutching his ribs. Goldberg isn’t here to play games tonight, and exits the ring, kicking and punching at Hart on the outside. He grabs Bret by his long hair and forcefully throws him back inside the ring.
As both men are now back in the ring, Goldberg goes to grab Hart…
HART POKES GOLDBERG IN THE EYE!!
Goldberg holds his face as Hart gets a minute to breathe, still barreled over from the early Spear. Hart races at Goldberg and dives at the back of his knee, knocking Goldberg to the ground. Bret targets the leg of Goldberg, getting him ready for the inevitable Sharpshooter attempt in this match.
Bret takes control of the match and slows the pace down with chin locks, leg locks, elbow drops, and everything else Bret does so well scattered in there.
Bret whips Goldberg into the corner and then follows up with a few knife-edge chops that echo throughout the arena. Bret then grabs Goldberg by his head…
RUNNING BULLDOG!!!
Bret picks Goldberg up and hits a back breaker. He then hops to the middle rope and launches off with a fist drop to the fallen challenger. Bret knows better than to pin Goldberg this early, so he goes back to a leg offense to keep Goldberg at bay.
Bret places Goldberg’s legs in between the ring post and then heads to the outside. He wraps his legs around Goldberg’s legs…
FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK THROUGH THE RING POST!!!
Goldberg screams in pain until finally Bret Hart is forced to break the hold! Bret is on the outside, soaking in the boos from the crowd. He hops back up to the apron and re-enters the ring where he stomps on Goldberg’s leg for good measure!
Bret tries to lock in the Sharpshooter, but Goldberg swings him out of it. Bret is in danger as Goldberg is back on his feet…Goldberg goes for another Spear…
BRET MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND GOLDBERG RUNS SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST!!
Goldberg shakes off his shoulder as he turns back around. Goldberg is like a bull seeing red while Bret does his best matador impression. Goldberg races at Bret who catches him with a knee to the face! Bret with the cover…
1…2…NO!!
Goldberg kicks out, and just as Bret envisioned, the pinfall attempt has only pissed off Goldberg! Goldberg is back on his feet and connects with a clothesline to Bret! Bret is fast on his feet and eats another clothesline! Goldberg has the crowd behind him as he slams Bret to the mat!
Goldberg sizes Bret up as he looks to hit him with another Spear. Goldberg sprints forward…
AT THE LAST SECOND BRET THROWS REFEREE NICK PATRICK IN FRONT OF HIM…
AND GOLDBERG SPEARS NICK PATRICK!!!
Goldberg looks down at the fallen referee, and then gets chop blocked by Bret!!
There is commotion in the crowd…
WHERE SCOTT HALL AND KEVIN NASH ARE WALKING THROUGH WITH BASEBALL BATS!!
Their big fight was just a
PLOY! Just as we all thought it was!
Lex Luger emerges from the entrance ramp as all four members of The Founding Fathers surround Goldberg…
AND BEGIN BEATING HIM UNMERCIFULLY WITH THE BASEBALL BATS!!
Bret Hart lies on top of Nick Patrick, although he is still out cold, Bret doesn’t want him to see what is going on!
BUT WAIT!!
HERE COMES STING, VAMPIRO AND CHRIS KANYON!!!
AND ALL THREE HAVE STEEL CHAIRS!!!
It’s steel chair versus baseball bat, and the
STEEL CHAIRS WIN!! Sting drills Nash! Vampiro drills Hall! Kanyon drills Luger! The Founding Fathers are all down on the outside!!
They then shift their attention to Bret Hart…
AND ALL THREE OF STING, VAMPIRO AND KANYON DRILL HART ACROSS THE BACK!!
The Cow Palace is at FEVER PITCH as after all three get their shots in, a patiently waiting Goldberg stands in the corner. Sting lifts Bret Hart up to his feet and turns him around…
SPEAR BY GOLDBERG!!!
Goldberg then quickly lifts Bret up to his feet…
JACKHAMMER!!!!!
Goldberg isn’t done, as he has a lot of aggression to be let out. He lifts Bret Hart up once more…
ONE MORE JACKHAMMER FOR GOOD MEASURE!!!!!
Sting, Vampiro and Kanyon all exit the ring and make sure The Founding Fathers cannot interfere as Nick Patrick miraculously wakes up in time to see Goldberg pinning Bret Hart…
1….2…….3!!!!!!!
Winner AND NEW WCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION- Goldberg
THE ARENA IS GOING CRAZY! GOLDBERG HAS EXERCISED THE DEMONS OF 1999 AND IS ONCE AGAIN THE WCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!
The faces all embrace inside the ring as Goldberg holds the WCW Championship high in the air!
Our announcers talk about how BOTH of The Founding Fathers plans tonight backfired- first with Nash and his brass knuckles in the Tag Championship, and now the plan that they were mad at each other to get Goldberg’s guard down! It may have fooled some in the beginning, but in the end, Goldberg was just too hot to handle at SuperBrawl 2000!!!
The closing credits roll across the bottom of our screen as Schiavone, Heenan and Tenay sign us off!
The last image of SuperBrawl 2000 is Goldberg holding the WCW high in the air as pyro blasts from every inch of the arena, and confetti falls from the roof! Goldberg is your new WCW World Heavyweight Champion…
but how long can he fend off the competition chasing after him? Possibly even those celebrating in the ring with him at this current moment…
Makes me want to go wild and buy the WCW brand and re-boot it. It might just be worth it even if I do end up coked up in some seedy back alley