UWF Presents the 2014 Royal Rumble

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UWF RAW and UWF SmackDown Present.......

"Survival" by Eminem plays over the loudspeakers and an impressive pyrotechnics display is seen, ushering in the event. We are then showing the sold-out AT&T Center in San Antonio, Texas and the mood tonight is electric. We are then taken to ringside as RAW commentary team "Good Ole' JR" Jim Ross and "Rowdy" Roddy Piper are standing by.

JR: Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the 2014 UWF Royal Rumble, the first stop on the Road to WrestleMania! I'm "Good Ole' JR" Jim Ross and with me, as always, is my broadcast colleague "Rowdy" Roddy Piper!



Piper: Way to half-ass the introduction, Ross! But anyways, yeah, we've got one hell of a Pay-Per-View tonight.



JR: That we do, Roddy. Not only do we have actual Royal Rumble match itself as the main event tonight but we also have a first. Tonight, the first-ever Rags to Riches match will be constested but we have a match scheduled, a Chairs match I should say, for the UWF Global Championship. Eddie Guerrero defends against "The Monster" Kane!



Piper: Is that musical chairs, Ross?



JR: I don't believe so, Hot Rod.



Piper: Good. That would suck.



JR: At any rate, we also have a rematch taking place from last month's Starrcade as "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels defends the UWF World Heavyweight Championship against Tyson Kidd with our COO Triple H wearing the black and white stripes for this one.



Piper: Triple H has promised to call this one right down the middle but who believes anything that comes out of his mouth?



JR: Right now, we're going to send you over to the SmackDown crew and let them tell you what they have lined up.



We then cut to the SmackDown commentary team Joey Styles, Tazz and Jerry "The King" Lawler.

Styles: Thank you JR! I am "The Voice of Extreme" Joey Styles joined by none other than the "Human Broadcast Machine" Tazz and, of course, Jerry "The King" Lawler and, I think it's safe to say, SmackDown is going to steal the show here!



Tazz: No doubt about it, Joe. First on tap we have the UWF Championship being defended as MVP gets his one-on-one rematch for the title that he's been clammorin' for. But he's got one ginormous obstacle in his path and that's current champ Matt Morgan!



The King: And, with Heyman by his side, it almost seems impossible for anyone to scale "Mount Morgan".



Styles: Right you are. MVP has his work cut out for him but what about the most personal match of the night?



Tazz: Oh, baby! I know exactly what you're talkin' 'bout!



The King: So do I and I can't wait. Two brothers, Cody Rhodes and Goldust, step into this ring, not to wrestle but to fight.



Styles: Which brother will walk out the winner and which brother......well won't be walking out at all?



Tazz: There's no tellin', Joe!



The King: But first let's get the first match underway, another one I can't wait for and that's the Rags to Riches match!



We are then directed towards the ring as the first match is getting started.




Ding! Ding! Ding!


Lillian Garcia: Ladies and gentleman the following contest is the first ever UWF Rags to Riches Match! In this match there are no pinfalls, no submissions, no disqualifications and no count-outs! Standing above the ring are four briefcases attached to four differnet pole, each briefcase containing a World title contract, a 2nd tier contract, a 3rd tier contract, and a Tag title contract! When a superstar removes a briefcase from the pole, he and any tag team partners must leave the ring immediately. This match officially ends when all four briefcases have been removed from the poles!

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Lillian Gacia: Introducing the tag team champions; weighing in a combined weight of 264 pounds; Ethan Carter and Fandango.... ONE PERCENT!!!






Lillian Garcia: Introducing next, being accompanied by AJ Lee, from Chicago, Illinois; weighing in at 221 pounds.... CM PUNK!!!

All goes quiet until the bassline of a more than familiar theme begins playing over the PA system and the crowd immediately begin to boo.





Lillian Garcia: From Louisianna, weighing in aat 285 pounds... BRAY WYATT!!!


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Lillian Garcia: Being accompanied by Bill Afonzo, weighing in a combined weight of 464 pounds.... ROB VAN DAM AND SABU!!!


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"Say It To My Face" by Downstait begins to play and out walks Alex Riley onto the stage.


Lillian Garcia: From Washignton, D.C., weighing in at 236 pounds... ALEX RILEY!!!!

I Crack Skulls for a Livin'! [/B]





Lillian Garcia: From New York City, weighing in at 260 pounds.... BUBBA RAY DUDLEY!!!

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Lillian Garcia: From Boston, Massesschuttes, weighing in at 360 pounds.... MATT BLOOM!!!

Lillian Garcia: From Cleveland, Ohio, weighing in at 230 pounds... JOHNNY GARGANO!!!

Lillian Garcia: And from Death Valley, weighing in at 270 pounds... THE UNDERTAKER!!

Ding! Ding! Ding!



The Undertaker is still sitting on his bike as everyone in the ring is already brawling. Once Percent and RVD & Sabu are getting it on as Umaga and Bubba are exchanging some blows. Umaga gets the upper hand and knocks down Bubba with a vicious headbutt, but Johnny Gargano comes out of nowhere and clotheslines Umaga out of the ring! Gargano is looking impressed with himself but Matt Bloom rams his body weight to Gargano at the corner, then hammers away with some huge rights to the face. Everyone continues to brawl in the ring until Undertaker gets off his bike, wielding a biker chain now, and enters the ring. Taker starts swinging the biker chain over his head and everyone in the ring bails from pure freight. Taker walks around the ring and lowers the biker chain down, pleased that everyone is gone from the ring and starts to climb the ropes, going for a briefcase but Umaga rolls back in the ring and pulls Taker down to the canvas, then screams in front of his face but Undertaker hits an uppercut with his free hand! Umaga goes down as Fandango and Ethan Carter ambush Bubba Ray at ringside and a brawl happens outside the ring! Undertaker lifts up Umaga and wraps the chain around his fist, then strikes Umaga in the face with that chain-covered hand, Umaga collapsing to the ground!



JR: Oh, what a shot from The Undertaker! ​

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King: Why is Undertaker allowed to have the biker chain? He's going to send have the participants of this match to the hospital.​

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Piper: No Jerry, that's what Umaga is for!



Umaga rolls away from Taker as Taker shakes his hand, looking around the ring or anybody else to strike at but they're all brawling at ringside. Bubba Ray is getting beaten down by the World Tag Team Champions One Percent, RVD and Sabu though helps out Bubba and they go ater One Percent. Everyone, including Alex Riley and Bray Wyatt, then clusters together at the same spot as they're fighting but here comes Undertaker running at them from within the ring, landing on all of them with a over-the-rope suicide dive! The crowd cheers for that as an 'Undertaker' chant happens, Taker shaking his head as he goes back up to his feet. Everyone else in the Rags to Riches match is down but Undertaker lifts up Johnny Gargano and throws him back in the ring. Taker enters the ring and walks up to Gargano, hitting some fists to the face of Gargano, Gargano trying to run away but Taker chucks him to the corner and hits some fast, fury punches to the gut of Gargano. Taker hits an uppercut to Gargano then whips him to the opposite corner. Taker goes for a charge but Gargano boots Taker in the face, then hops onto the second rope and goes for a dive but Bubba quickly climbs onto the apron and punches Gargano on the back of the head. Gargano lands on his feet at the canvas but Taker hits a running Big Boot to Gargano! Taker is looking pumped now but Bubba turns around Taker and hits the Bubba Cutter!



Styles: There goes that sneaky Bubba Ray Dudley, always one to seize any golden opportunity!​

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Tazz: If he was really that smart Joey he'd go for a briefcase right now. ​

Bubba Ray Dudley yells out loud as he lifts Taker up to his feet and goes for a Bubba Bomb, Taker though struggles out of it and eventually slips out. Taker grabs the throat of Bubba and goes for a Chokeslam but Bubba plays it dirty and knees the groin of The Undertaker! Taker goes down as Bubba smiles to himself but Sabu comes running in the ring and chucks a steel chair to Bubba Ray! Bubba Ray looks to be in a daze as Sabu turns Bubba around, RVD then chucks a chair to Bubba and hits the Van Daminator onto Bubba! Bubba crashes to the ground and is kicked out of the ring as the crowd EXPLODES for RVD and Sabu. RVD and Sabu both go to different corners and escalades up the pole but One Percent runs in the ring and brings both men down. Fandango hammers away at RVD while Ethan Carter III hits an elbow to Sabu, then chucks him out of the ring. Fandango whips RVD towards Ethan Carter, who hits a brutal clothesline onto RVD! RVD goes to the ropes as Sabu enters the ring again, but Carter stomps onto Sabu then gets him to his feet. Cater then whips Sabu to Fandango and Fandango goes for a flapjack to the corner but Sabu ends up landing on the middle rope, then climbs the pole in a frenzy and almost reaches the briefcase but Matt Bloom has him by the leg and pulls him to ringside and starts the beatdown!



King: Oh no, Sabu is getting the beatdown by Matt Bloom! ​

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Piper: I guess Sabu didn't make room for Bloom, now he's gettin' 'er good!



Fandango and Ethan Carter are both left in the ring. Fandago looks up to the briefcase hanging above and goes to climb it but Carter pulls Fandango down and goes to climb it. Fandango then pulls Carter down and they both get in arguement on who should get the briefcase, seeing how only one of them can get a briefcase. They turn around as Bray Wyatt comes around and clotheslines them both to the ground! Wyatt has a big smile on his face now as Punk enters the ring and goes face to face with Wyatt. Matt Bloom throws Sabu to the steel steps and clubs him down as Punk and Wyatt both circle each other around the ring. Wyatt has that trademark sadistic look on his face while Punk looks like that he doesn't give a shit. Wyatt goes for a strike but Punk ducks it and hits some hard chops to the chest of Wyatt. Wyatt is backed up at the corner while Punk runs to the opposite corner, preparing for a charge but Gargano locks in Punk from behind the ropes as Punk struggles to escape but Wyatt hits a body avalanche to the corner! Punk goes down as Wyatt tries to reach for Gargano but Gargano bails from the ring, and mocks Wyatt but Bubba quickly smashes the face of Gargano to the steel pole. Bubba then slides in the ring and hits some jabs to Wyatt but Wyatt blocks a shot and hits a punch to the stomach, then takes down Bubba with a suplex! Wyatt goes down to the mat and does that creepy reverse bear walk Alex Riley quickly climbs onto the turnbuckle and hits a diving elbow drop to Wyatt in a surprise attack!



JR: Alex Riley just exploded into that match!​

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Piper: Yeah I'm not surprised JR, Bray Wyatt seems to never pay attention to what's happening around him!



Alex Riley shoots to his feet and yells out loud, then goes towards a corner and climbs it while going for a briefcase but Taker climbs onto the apron and grabs Riley by the throat! Riley has his eyes shaking as Taker ends up throwing Riley off the ropes onto the canvas! Taker then goes to climb the ropes but Umaga trips Taker off the apron and lands face first onto the steel steps. Meanwhile Matt Bloom is getting doubled teamed by RVD and Sabu, but One Percent proves their dominance as the World Tag Team Champions and takes down the extreme duo at ringside. Bubba and Riley both get up in the ring and exchange blows with each other, Umaga though enters the ring and takes them both down with a double clothesline! Umaga yells out loud as his face is turning beet red from the anger flowing within him. Gargano climbs the ropes and goes for a dive to Umaga but Umaga catches him and hits a Samoan Drop onto Gargano! Gargano cries out loud as Ethan Carter quickly slips in the ring and quietly goes to grab a briefcase. Umaga sees it and yells out a warcry, Carter almost shitting his pants as Umaga pulls him down and beats up Carter with a series of fists, Fandango meanwhile uses this distraction to climb the ropes and manages to grab a briefcase off it's hinge!



Winner of the first briefcase..... FANDANGO!!!!



Fandango quickly bails from the ring and rescues Ethan Carter from the ring, Umaga trying grab onto Carter but Fandango and Carter are already gone from the ringside area. Umaga is mad as hell now as he beats his chest loudly. 3 briefcases remain from the ring and Umaga is in a good position to grab one. Matt Bloom ruins the party however as he runs up to Umaga and goes for a shoulder block but Umaga doesn't go down. Umaga then goes for his own but Bloom doesn't go down as well. Both men look dead on to each other but they look at opposite directions as Sabu and RVD hit the big men with some springboard kicks! RVD and Sabu both go up to a standing ovation in the ring with that wicked comeback, RVD now going for a briefcase until he gets shoved down but Alex Riley shoves RVD off the ropes, RVD landing onto the security barrier! Riley looks to be happy until Sabu runs up and dropkicks him off the apron, then bounces off the ropes and hits a suicide dive onto Alex Riley! The ring is empty now until Punk goes back in the ring with a steel chair in hand, he sees that nobody is in the ring so he goes to climb the ropes but Undertaker shakes the ropes and causes Punk to crash onto the turnbuckle. Taker enters the ring and moves Punk away from the ropes in the powerbomb position, then takes him down with a Last Ride! The crowd cheers for Taker as Taker does the cutthroat taunt and lifts up Punk for the Tombostone Piledriver but Bubba Ray has a second chair in hand and takes down The Undertaker, saving Punk!



King: Did Bubba Ray just save CM Punk?​

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JR: I don't think so King, I think Bubba Ray wants the Undertaker!​

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Piper: Bubba Ray is picking the wrong fight JR! He's gonna pay!



CM Punk moves away as Bubba hits the chair onto The Undertaker a couple of times, Bubba yelling out loud 'is that enough for ya?' and hits a chair shot to the face. Bubba then looks down and starts swearing at him while Alex Riley is back in the ring. Riley grabs Bubba from behind and takes him down with a belly to back suplex, yelling out loud to Bubba Ray saying that he's the man. Bray Wyatt is next to come in while Sabu and RVD both set up two tables at ringside which gets the crowd excited. Wyatt is hammering away at Riley, chucking him to the corner and hitting some elbows to the face. Riley is looking out of it as Wyatt has a big smile to his face while looking onwards to the crowd, Punk though goes behind Wyatt and hits a neckbreaker! Punk is up with a big smile but Riley hops onto the middle turnbuckle and connects with a missile dropkick to the back of Punk, then shoots to his feet as he's getting pumped up. Bubba gets up but Riley clotheslines him to the ground, then takes out Sabu who's entering the ring, but Bloom runs in from behind and takes down Riley! Bloom raises his hands in victory as he grabs Riley by the head and slams him to the turnbuckle, then gets him in a sitting position at the corner and hits a running knee to the face!


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Tazz: Ohh! Alex Riley is getting manhandled in this match!​

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Piper: The lad better step up his game before he gets creamed by everyone in this match!



Matt Bloom turns around and goes to grab the steel chair but Bray Wyatt shoots to his feet and takes down Matt Bloom with the Sister Abigal! Bray Wyatt looks on at a briefcase hanging above him and goes to the corner but Undertaker comes running down and clotheslines Bray Wyatt out of the ring, Taker falling over the ropes as well. The crowd is getting pumped up now as Rob Van Dam is climbing the ropes with a chair in hand. RVD sees that Alex Riley is still sitting down across the ring and is signalling for the Van Terminator onto Riley. RVD is holding up the chair for the crowd to see, then leaps off the ropes and goes for a Van Terminator but Umaga is on the apron and hits the Samoan Spike onto RVD!! RVD crashes onto the canvas in a twisted fashion as the crowd is shocked over how sick RVD crashed to the ground! Umaga enters the ring and clotheslines Matt Bloom to the ground, then lifts him up and chucks him over the ropes. Umaga yells out loud as CM Punk is back to his feet but Umaga lifts him high up in the air and takes him down with a Samoan Drop! The ring shakes over the impact of that move as Umaga screams at the top of his lungs, then eyes Alex Riley as he's the only one left in the ring. Umaga snorts out his anger as he pulls Riley hard to his feet, then raises his thumb up as he yells out loud and slams the Samoan Spike onto Alex Riley!



Tazz: Oh! What a shot!​

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JR: Umaga is dominating in this match, Tazz!



Undertaker rolls into the ring next with his biker chain but Umaga catches the arm of Taker and hits a headbutt to the face, then grabs the chain and wraps it around Taker's neck. Taker struggles to break free from the chain wrapped around his neck, Bray Wyatt entering the ring to attack Taker but Umaga shoves Taker onto Wyatt! Taker falls out of the ring as he tries to catch his breath, Umaga then grabs a hold of Bray Wyatt and screams right in his face and executes the Reverse Piledriver onto Bray Wyatt! Sabu rolls in the ring but Umaga stomps onto Sabu and hits a knee drop to the back of the head to stun him. Umaga then lifts up Sabu over his head and chucks him over the ropes, landing on on of the tables that Sabu has setted up earlier! The crowd is cheering as Umaga slams his hands onto the canvas as he's getting pumped up, the fans are getting behind Umaga as he goes to climb the ropes, then reaches for the briefcase while everyone is down, then manages to grab onto the briefcase hanging above and removes it from the pole!



Winner of the Second Briefcase... UMAGA!!!!



The crowd is popping loudly as Umaga holds the briefcase up high, screaming at the top of his lungs while the fans take a bunch of pictures of the moment. Umaga climbs down the ropes and heads to the back as the action continues in the ring with Undertaker rolling back in the ring and getting attacked by Bubba Ray Dudley. Bubba brings Taker up to his feet and hits some jabs to the face, then moves his arm around and does his trademark pose and then executes the forearm smash to the face of the Undertaker! The Undertaker falls back to the ropes and Bubba hits some body shots, then CM Punk helps out Bubba and they take a bunch of cheap shots the The Undertaker. Taker tries to fight back but Punk uses his martial art skills and kicks Taker in the side of the head. Taker goes down and Bubba hammers away at the American Badass but Punk pulls Bubba back and hits a fist to the back of the head. Bubba is in a bit of pain as Punk runs and springboards off the turnbuckles and hits Bubba with a crossbody! Gargano makes his appearance in the match (bleeding like crazy, his face already stiched up) as he goes after Punk, going for the Hurt's Donut onto Punk but Bloom pulls Garagno out at ringside and walks with him up the entrance ramp. Punk is saved from Gargano's finishing move but RVD is back in the game and hits a diving super kick to the face of Punk!


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Tazz: Wow! Rob Van Dam just came out of nowhere!



RVD shoots to his feet as he raises his arms up and does the 'R-V-D' pose, the crowd chanting along. Bray Wyatt is in the ring with a chair and goes to charge RVD with it but RVD does the drop toe hold and Wyatt crashes to the ground. RVD looks on and bounces off the ropes, then goes towards Wyatt and does the Rolling Thunder onto Wyatt! Wyatt is down as RVD does the pose again, then climbs the ropes as he goes for the 5 Star Frog Splash, but Alex Riley ends up shoving RVD off the top rope and RVD crashes onto the other table that's set up! The crowd is popping now that both Sabu and RVD are down for the count as Alex Riley can see the victory literally 10 feet above him. He slowly climbs the ropes and is within arms reach of one of the 2 remaining briefcases left, but Bubba makes it to the top rope and attacks Riley there, then grabs him by the waistline on his trunks and drops him off the top turnbuckle with a Superplex! The crowd is happy that Riley got taken down as Bubba rises back to his feet and rests on the ropes while viewing the briefcase hanging above him. He starts to climb the ropes and reaches for the top briefcase but Undertaker climbs on the apron and grabs Bubba by the throat. Taker tries to shove Bubba off the ropes but Bubba boots Taker in the head and knocks him off the apron. Bubba then reaches up and manages to grab onto the briefcase but struggles to get it off. Meanwhile Bloom and Gargano are at the entrance stage where Bloom throws Gargano at the screen by the entrance.


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King: What the heck are they doing? The briefcases are in the ring idiots!​

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Piper: Gargano's making room for Bloom, just watch!



Johnny Gargano is in a vunerable position with Matt Bloom standing over him, meanwhile Bubba is being a complete blueberry and can't get the briefcase off the pole. Riley is back up and wants revenge on Bubba so he runs up and knees him in the stomach and takes down Bubba Ray with a super arm drag off the top rope! Riley is back up and is getting pumped up, wanting to go up to the top rope but Bray Wyatt grabs onto Alex Riley and goes for the Sister Abligal but Sabu comes into the ring and chucks the chair to Bray Wyatt's face! Wyatt releases Riley and falls to the ground, Sabu then drops the chair right in front of Riley and springboards off the rope and hits a Springboard DDT onto Riley, slamming his face onto the chair! Riley rolls away from the ring with a broken nose as Sabu gets up and points to the sky with his traditional pose. Meanwhile Bloom has Gargano in a fireman carry's position and starts to climb up the scaffold that leads to the top of the Royal Rumble set. Undertaker is back in the ring and tries to climb the ropes for the briecase but Bubba pulls down Taker and hits the Bubba Bomb onto Undertaker! Bubba shakes his head as he tries to focus himself, then climbs the ropes and finally figures out how to remove the briefcase from the pole and gets it off!



Winner of the Third Briefcase.... BUBBA RAY DUDLEY!!



Bubba Ray Dudley climbs out of the ring and heads to the back while holding up a briefcase, yelling out loud to the crowd. There is one briefcase left in the ring while Bloom and Gargano are brawling on top of the Royal Rumble set. Bubba Ray exits the stage as The Undertaker is back at ringside. CM Punk is back up and tries to climb the ropes to get the final briefcase hanging above the ring, RVD is back up and tries to reach the briefcase for himself. Bray Wyatt is back up and makes it to the top rope as well as the three of them are at the top rope. They are trying to reach for the briefcase but Undertaker comes into the ring and climbs the ropes as well, now all four men are on the top rope trying to reach for the briefcase. Meanwhile Gargano is hammering away at Matt Bloom at the top of the Royal Rumble set, Bloom though headbutts the face of the Gargano, then picks him up over his head and chucks him off the top of the set and lands on the bunch of tables that holds the audio equipment!!!

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Styles: OH MY GOD!!!!​

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Piper: Oh Jesus! That was awesome!



Johnny Gargano isn't even moving after being chucked off the Royal Rumble set, then tries to climb back down the scaffold. Meanwhile back in the ring everyone else in the match is on the top rope reaching for the final briefcase. RVD is knocked off first, then Sabu goes as well. Bray Wyatt manages to grab on but is hanging above the ring, Undertaker then dives off the turnbuckle and hits a clothesline to Bray Wyatt, knocking him off the briefcase. Alex Riley and CM Punk are both left standing as they try and reach for the briefcase, Punk trips Riley off the turnbuckle and falls to the ground and ringside. Punk then reaches for the briefcase but Taker shakes the ropes and Punk falls to the canvas. Punk gets up and Taker lifts him up and executes the Tombstone Piledriver onto CM Punk! Taker then climbs the ropes and manages to reach for the briefcase, and now that he's not distracted he can fully reach the briefcase and gets the the final briefcase!


The Winner of the Fourth and Final Briefcase... The Undertaker!


*Ding Ding Ding*


Taker jumps off the ropes to the ring mat, stumbling slightly when his feet hit the mat in exhaustion he falls back into the corner to hold himself up and raising the briefcase up in the air.


JR: That's the last case, and finally this battle is over.


The camera cuts, to the scattered people around the arena in pain and looking at the ring seeing the match is over.


Taz: Look at the carnage around this place.


Taker comes out of the corner finally able to stand back up to his feet and raises his arms up in the air.


After the last segment, we fade onto the snarling face of the "Bizarre One" Goldust. The crowd lights up as they see him. Goldust continues to stare into the camera for a few moments before breaking the silence.

Goldust: "I am not in danger. I am the danger." Truer words could not have been spoken by a more perfect television anti-hero like Walter White. Those words hold no more truer meaning than tonight as I.....*inhales* Gollllllldussssssst.......walk with my baby brother Cody through the gates of Hell, straight into the warm embrace of our own self-inflicted Armageddon while the fires.......bellow......and engulf the both of us. You see, Cody, I have prepared myself for this for a very......very......very long time. You can try and play games with me, Cody but......I am the master of those games......I have been playing them long........long before your time but tonight.......the time for games are over. No more talking. No more history lessons. No more trips down memory lane because.......baby brother......we have a far more important trip ahead of us tonight. Oh, tonight......tonight will be a glorious occasion......


Goldust looks down and away from the camera but continues speaking.


Goldust: You have carved out for yourself a great career here in the UWF......and you've been in battles before......but, Cody......you have......never......been in the ring with me. You have never went to war with someone as........unorthodox......someone as........enigmatic.......someone as.......bizarre.......as me. Anything goes inside of that ring, Cody. We have so many play things at our disposal.........it's almost like I'm a kid again. I feel that rush, as I know you do as well, the childlike wonder that you get on Christmas morning, opening the gift you've long asked for.......like Ralphie and his Red Ryder BB Gun......You've wanted it........You've wanted it so badly that......you can taste it......but, Cody, just like Ralphie.......be careful what you wish for because, tonight........you aren't just shooting your eye out.....No no......Cody, you are committing career suicide. Tonight, in front of the world, I present one of my finest film projects........my masterpiece.......my glorious opus.......I call it A Dashing Farewell........


Goldust then looks back into the camera and snarls as he continues speaking.


Goldust: This is our stage, baby brother. The lights will be on us, the cameras will be rolling......and by the end of tonight, you......you will be taking your final bow as I rip everything you have ever worked for away.......Cody, big brother has come to face you.........Big brother will take all of your pain away.......Big brother will make it all better. But, you think that it is I who is the victim. "A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks!"


Goldust's face is getting more and more intense as he speaks.


Goldust: Tonight, you play the role of the damsel in distress.......and I will play the big bad wolf.......but there will be no happy ending for you, baby brother. This particular film will end.......as I want it to. I am writer, producer and director of your demise and you.......you are my pawn.......Ashes to ashes.........Gold to Dust.........your career ends tonight........and as the credits roll and those two words flash upon the screen, The End........you will never forget the name......*inhales* Golllllllldussssssst........*exhales*


Goldust snarls at the camera as it fades into the next segment.


UWF Royal Rumble airs a video of John Cena earlier today signing autographs but there hasn’t been many visits because the fans will believe it when they see it but one brave boy confronts John Cena’s.

John Cena: Hey kid, nice hoodie you got on there, son.


Kid: Thanks you, I’m wearing this because it’s only UWF T-Shirt I got and it was the last time I believed in you John, what happened to you?


John Cena: What happened to me? A lot happened to me, I made a mistake because I was selfish, I was jealous; I thought I was doing right by John Cena but ya see when I did what I thought was right by me, I did wrong by everyone else; especially the fans, especially fans like you who had always supported me through thick and thin and I pay y’all by throwing it back in your face but I promise you that’s going to change.


Kid: Why is it changing now though?


John Cena: ‘Cause I looked back and last year and thought “Damn son, you could of done all that without being a jackass ‘bout it,” and it’s a brand new year and everybody deserves more from John Cena; especially every single fan who pays to come to UWF event; ‘specially somethin’ like The Royal Rumble and what other match is better than The Royal Rumble, I ain’t sayin’ I’m gonna’ win the thing but I’m gonna put in a performance the fans deserve.


Kid: Really, thank you John! It’d be nice being able to believe in you again.


John Cena: Ya will kid, I promise you with blood, sweat and tears I will do my damnest to give back to you guys tonight; now, how I ‘bout I sign your hoodie, son.


John Cena begins to sign the kid’s hoodie as The UWF Royal Rumble goes back to ringside.


The feed goes backstage, where Cody is standing in front of camera, looking off to the side and singing to himself at first.

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Cody Rhodes:


Nobody seemed to know me…Everybody passed me by…Goldy before tonight you and I didn’t cross each other’s path too often, at Wrestlemania you came to me without the paint and tried to talk. on Raw you came without the paint and tried to fight but it didn’t go anywhere. Now, You’ve gotten all dolled up and now you’ve made sure I’m paying attention…But see Goldy I am going to admit something to you right now, You were right…You were Right all along I haven’t been all I can be for you…But that is because I’ve stayed away. See daddy didn’t stay away from me; he just kept at it and guess what happened to him. That little part of me that tries and stop me from having my fun, it lost control when his way wasn’t cutting it and I made sure we got back on track and got rid of him…Trimmed the fat you could say hee hee heeee That same part…however small… it kept me away from you too, it stopped me before it went too far.



Cody looks down at the floor, a far away look in his eye as he softly sings to himself


I went down to the crossroads…Fell down…On my knees…​

But just like Daddums, You just didn’t know when to stay away. And now that little part of me that kept you safe…it’s gone…and I get to have fun with you myself, Oh what fun we’ll have. See people think I’m a little psycho, I’m a little nuts but no what they don’t understand is that Reality…Reality is the place the psychos live. That’s why I don’t touch the stuff myself, I feel it gets in the way… I see that’s why you have this side of you, to escape it…to stop being The Son of a Common Man. But I didn’t adopt this side of me to stop being Dustys son, I don’t turn this on or off…This happened because of what happened to me, what the people in charge, what the people…Out there…What they did to me…When I saw what a dark and awful joke the World was, I went a little nuts. They turned me into this monster, and now this monster is coming after them…UWF shall fall at my feet. People who stand in my way get hurt, no matter how big or how…different…they may be. Tonight Brother it’s your turn because I’m done holding back.



Cody cracks his neck, the anger lighting up in his eye suddenly extinguishing into a cold calm look, once again singing to himself.


Asked the lord above for mercy…Save me…If you please.


You know people can say I have an…obsession with image. Whether I was dashing or…covered, I’ve always pointed out the absence of attractiveness in the faceless arenas we go to every week. But that’s because I saw the truth, I see the mask people wear now…I stopped wearing my own, so now I am here to rip the mask off of everyone else…but you’re different. Growing up we were never close, you’re much older and so we never acted like true brothers. So tonight I’m going to give you a present, from one brother to another and that Present is a Brand New…Mask. A mask they put over your mouth as they wheel you into the hospital…And maybe then, when your beaten and battered and have a full up close view of the real world, and all its random injustices…you’ll get the joke like I did, and laugh… You can run, tell my brother, The Golden Clown. That I'm standin' at the crossroads, and I believe I'm sinking down.





Lillian Garcia: Ladies and gentleman the following contest is a Street Fight match!



Whoooaah!




Lillian Garcia: First, from Marietta, Georgia; weighing in at 230 pounds... CODY RHODES!!!!!

Lillian Garcia: And his opponent, from Hollywood, California; weighing in at 250 pounds... GOLDUST!!!

DING DING!



As the ring bell sounds, Rhodes is the first to strike as he connects with a thumb to the eye, his right thumb connecting with Goldust's left eye as Goldust clutches at his face in pain. Rhodes kicks his brother in the abdomen to follow-up and Goldust hunches over in pain but also grabs him by the ankle after impact is made, flipping Cody backward. Rhodes places his arms down and back and flips through, ending up back on his feet as he leaps into the ropes behind him and leaps off, going for the Disaster Kick but Goldust sidesteps as Cody lands on the mat on his hands and knees.


Cody springs back to a vertical base as Goldust runs up and grabs him for a bulldog but Rhodes pushes him so that he goes into the ropes in front of him. As Goldust is launched off of them, Rhodes goes to apply a headlock but Goldust throws his arm backward and catches him in the mouth with the point of his elbow. Cody holds his mouth in pain, small, thin streams of blood flowing through the cracks in his fingers and covering his hand as Goldust takes to the ropes again, turning to face his brother and going for a lariat but Cody grabs the arm by the wrist and bicep, leaping up and falling back, connecting with a Codebreaker to Goldust's arm as Goldust is lying there holding the arm in pain.


Cody kips up to his feet and takes off running, going for a running senton but Goldust puts his knees up and Rhodes takes a brutal landing on them. Goldust grabs the arm of his brother that's closest to him and looks to be readying an armbar variant but Cody turns and rolls off of his knees, catching him on the bridge of the nose with his free hand. Goldust breaks the hold on Cody's other arm as Cody lands a few more punches as he removes himself from being on Goldust and returns to his feet. Cody pulls Goldust up to a vertical base but on the way up, Goldust lands a punch to the solar plexus, causing Cody to flinch. Goldust pushes Cody backward into the ropes and when he's launched back towards him, catches him and connects with a snap scoop powerslam.

Jerry "The King" Lawler: The Director's Cut!


Joey Styles: I gotta admit guys, I thought this would've descended into chaos by now. What do you think, Taz?


Taz: I loved Capote.


Jerry "The King" Lawler: What are you talking about, Taz?


Joey Styles: Yeah, Taz, there's kind of a match going on here.


Taz: Oh I'm sorry, am I bein' rude? A great man has died, a great acta' is no longa' he'a and all you can tock about is the match! Who's gonna play Plutock Heavensbee now, I ask you, who's gonna play Plutock Heavensbee now?


Jerry "The King" Lawler: Alright, Taz, sorry. I didn't know you were such a big Philip Seymour Hoffman fan.


Joey Styles: Or a Hunger Games fan.


Taz: Well I am, and I am.


Jerry "The King" Lawler: I expected you to be watching the Superbowl right now.


Joey Styles: If he was to tune out for anything, that'd certainly be it.


Taz: Well I do wanna see what happens to the yellow em an' em, but right now I'm grievin'.



As the three take a moment of silence for the late Mr. Hoffman, in the ring Rhodes and Goldust are trading blows, the crowd going, "Yay" when Goldust lands punches and, "Boo" when Cody does. After each man has landed five each, as Goldust cocks back a sixth time, Cody spits at him, hoping to connect with his eyes but Goldust punches the loogie back at Cody as it splatters on his face. Goldust delivers a running, lifting knee right to the abdomen to follow-up as he leaps up, hooking his brother's head, and connects with the most snapping, spiked, hard hitting DDT you've ever seen as Cody snaps off of the mat with a lot of whiplash, staggering backward into the ropes as Goldust gets up and charges him, clotheslining him over the top rope as both men land on the outside. Both men get up, Goldust holding the arm that Cody injured earlier as it was tweaked on the clothesline and Cody stands up, the blood from earlier dried on his face like a dark red mustache. Goldust throws a punch but Rhodes catches it with his left hand, then turns and grabs him by the wrist with the other hand, kicking Goldust in the groin to stun him, slamming the arm against the ring apron repeatedly about ten times before throwing Goldust backward. Goldust staggers, trying not to lose his footing, but ultimately fails as he falls on his butt and hits the steel steps the back of his head first.


Rhodes sees this and takes off running, leaping up and drawing his legs in toward himself, extending them out and catching Goldust in the face, pinning his brother's head between his foot and the steel steps as the top half of the steps go flying loose and Goldust lies there in a daze as he's sprawled out on the bottom half. Cody gets up and leaps into the air, bendind his knees and landing so that his right knee connects with Goldust's throat and his left knee connects with the chest. Goldust sits up and hunches forward, coughing from the attacks he's just sustained as Rhodes is backing away, sizing him up for the next attack. Cody runs over to the ring barricade and leaps onto it before leaping off, going for the Disaster Kick again but Goldust stands up and catches him in powerbomb position as he takes off running and connects with a running sit-down powerbomb! The crowd pops for this as Rhodes is rocking back and forth from one side to another, pain written in his expression as he holds his lower back.


Jerry "The King" Lawler: *King scream* I didn't know he was going to bust out power moves!


Joey Styles: When you're in the heat of battle, you'll pull out any move in the book, King!


Taz: Cody Rhodes is lucky he didn't get broken in half, they-uh. That fla' might be padded, but it still huts like the dickens, trust me!


Jerry "The King" Lawler: Hurts like the dickens?


Joey Styles: Yeah, not gonna lie, not exactly something I was expecting to hear from the "Human Suplex Machine".


Taz: I'm the "Human Broadcast Machine" now, and if Goldust can use sit-down powerbombs, I can say somethin' huts like the dickens.



As Goldust gets to his feet, he does his trademark taunt for the crowd, who are eating it up but while he's distracted, Rhodes rolls over onto his stomach and army crawls over to the ring apron as he disappears under it halfway. Goldust's attention returns to the match as he walks over to his brother and grabs him by the ankle, pulling him violently out from under the ring so that he leaves the ground, releasing him so that he hits the ground but Rhodes places his hands and knees down and catches himself. Rhodes crawls for a second, grabbing the edge of the ring as he pulls himself to a vertical base. Goldust comes running towards him and goes for a big boot but Rhodes grabs the ring apron and pulls it down so that Goldust's leg goes in the gaping hole, releasing it so that it snaps back on him, knocking Goldust off of his feet as he hits the ground with his head whipping violently and now hangs upside down at his brother's mercy.


Rhodes tears the apron loose as Goldust's leg is freed, then grabs his brother by both ankles and falls backward, catapulting Goldust into the ringside barricade. As Goldust staggers towards Cody, he throws a punch but Cody ducks, placing his head between Goldust's legs as he throws him over and stands up, setting up for the Alabama Slam. Cody goes for the move but as Goldust is almost to the point of hitting the ground, he locks his legs around Cody's head and reverses the situation into a Goldie-rana as Rhodes is launched face first into the ring post and the crowd comes alive.


Jerry "The King" Lawler: When's the last time we saw him bust that out? Wow!


Joey Styles: Never count out the type of athlete that Goldust is, that's for sure.


Taz: He needs to take it easy on the face though.


Jerry "The King" Lawler: Why? Cody doesn't care about his looks.


Joey Styles: Not this Cody anyway.


Taz: That's what I'm saying, Dashing's in there somewhea', and he's pissed.



Cody turns and looks at Goldust, blood running from his nose as his eyes widen and he lets out a sort of war cry at his brother. Goldust does his trademark taunt again and response, angering Cody as he goes to hit him in the face but Goldie leans forward and spits a golden mist of what appears to be glitter in his face before hooking his head and connecting with a quick Final Cut. Goldust gets up and stands over his brother, looking at him reacting with disgust at the mixture of blood and glitter that's now on his face. Goldust crouches down and asks him, in true Goldust fashion, "How did you like your....golden shower, little brother?" Goldust stands up and does his taunt again as Rhodes sits up, climbs to his feet, and turns to face his brother again. Cody grabs a bag of popcorn out of the hands of one of the fans in the front row and takes off running toward Goldust, leaping up and turning the bag upside down, putting it over Goldust's head as he lands on his feet again. As Goldust clutches the bag, crying out in pain, Rhodes leaps up and hooks his head, connecting with a swinging DDT onto the nearest announce table as Goldust lands on the very edge of it and falls to the ground.

Rhodes goes over to the ring and begins rummaging through the contents underneath it before deciding on a weapon, returning to his feet to show it off to the crowd.


Jerry "The King" Lawler: That's that cardboard cut-out of Zack Ryder that he was talking to!



Goldust sits up and removes the bag, the butter covering his face, his paint smeared as several bits of popcorn and kernels are strewn about his face and hair. Goldust balls it up and throws it at his brother but Rhodes swings the cut-out like a bat, swatting the crumpled bag into his brother's face as a corner of it catches Goldust in the eye, as Goldust clutches his eye in pain. Cody brings the cut-out downward, catching Goldust in the top of the head. He strikes him with it repeatedly as it gradually gets damaged with each strike. After a few connect, Goldust rises to his feet, throwing his arms up and breaking the cut-out in half as he headbutts Cody and takes one half of the cut-out, smacking him across the face with it, cutting his cheek. Cody returns the favor by hitting Goldust across the face with the half he's holding but follows it up with a leaping knee to the chest as he hooks the head and DDT's Goldust again.


After impact is made, Rhodes lets go and turns to his brother, rolling him onto his back, pinning him to the ground by sitting on him with his knees planted in his abdomen as he chokes Goldust with his left hand and begins digging at the cut in his face with his right.


Joey Styles: Oh, this is disgusting!


Taz: Aww come on, Joe, Greek yogurt's not that bad.


Jerry "The King" Lawler: Watching Super Bowl commercials?


Joey Styles: (leans over) Yup, he's watching Super Bowl commercials.


Taz: Hey, the Full House cast reuniting is classic television, I don't care what you guys say.



Cody looks over angrily and pulls Goldust to his feet, irish whipping him over the commentary table into all three of them as all five men fall to the ground. Rhodes gets up and puts a headset on as he looks down at Taz.


Cody Rhodes: Is the match enough for you NOW, Taz?

Cody Rhodes: Aww come on, man, you're being too hard on the guy.


Cody Rhodes: Actually, I agree with him.



As Rhodes argues with him, Goldust grabs the headset cord and pulls him down to his level, hitting him with an uppercut to stun him, then gets up and grabs him, hoisting him up as he puts Rhodes through the table with a spinebuster! The crowd begins a, "Holy S**t" chant as Goldust is pushing himself upward, climbing back to his feet as Rhodes begins to return to his as well. As both men are up, Goldust slaps Rhodes across the face as hard as he can. Rhodes' head rocks with the impact before he looks back at his brother angrily, returning the favor with a slap of his own before returning the headbutt from earlier as he pushes Goldust backward. Rhodes walks over to Goldust as both men look at each other and then at the ring apron before looking at one another again. Both brothers nod as they each go for a weapon, and when they emerge, Goldust is holding what appears to be a Grammy and Rhodes is holding his face mask. Goldust swings the Grammy at his brother but Rhodes reveals he's holding another weapon in his other hand as he brings up a Singapore Cane to block the shot with the award.


While Goldust is caught off guard by this, Cody swings upward with the mask, catching Goldust with a form of uppercut with it. Goldust staggers backward, dropping the Grammy as Rhodes drops the mask, grips the cane with both hands, and clobbers his brother in the top of the head with it, knocking Goldust into a seated position on the bottom half of the steel steps that still remain from earlier. Cody thrusts forward with the stick as though he's shooting pool, catching Goldust right in the adam's apple before backing up and hitting him over the head with it again repeatedly. After several furious shots, Rhodes casts the kendo stick aside and yells at Goldust, "WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE UP?" to which Goldust responds by standing up and doing his taunt, spitting blood into his brother's face at the end of it. As Cody clutches at his face, Goldust grabs the Grammy and hits him in the crotch with it, then pulls back and hits him with it again. As Rhodes winces in pain, Goldust backs off and strikes him in the head with it before rolling him into the ring.

Rhodes gets up, bleeding from his forehead as Goldust grabs the face mask and mockingly puts it on before sliding into the ring and tackling his brother to the mat. Goldust gets up and raises the Grammy over his head with both hands, falling forward, looking to strike Rhodes in the chest with it but Cody rolls out of the ring and Goldust just hits the mat. Cody grabs something from under the ring and re-enters as quickly as he exited and takes off running towards Goldust, hitting him with a brutal running knee as Goldust hits the mat with brutal impact, the crowd gasping at the sight.

Jerry "The King" Lawler: It's the return of the knee brace!


Joey Styles: Goldust is a bloody mess!


Taz: To be faya, they're both bleeding, Joe.


Jerry "The King" Lawler: Yeah but Goldust is feeling the greatest downside right about now.



Rhodes looks down at his brother and begins to laugh as the referee counts him down.


ONE!



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TWO!



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THREE!

Jerry "The King" Lawler: Goldust isn't stirring, guys.



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FOUR!



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FIVE!



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Joey Styles: This looks bad.



SIX!


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SEVEN!



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EIGHT!



Taz: Goldust is out.



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NINE!



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TE-



Just as Goldust is about to be counted down, he kips up, seemingly with a sudden second wind as Rhodes goes after him but Goldust blocks the punch he attempts and begins to unload on him. Goldust grabs Cody and irish whips him into the nearest corner, Cody landing chest first as Goldust runs at him and connects with a body splash before turning him around and connecting with a knee to the abdomen. Goldust grabs Cody's left leg and drapes it over the center rope to his left, and does the same with his right as the crowd comes alive with cheers. Goldust goes to the corner directly diagonal from Cody and does his trademark taunt one last time before he takes off running towards him.


Jerry "The King" Lawler: *King scream* Brandi's about to be a very unhappy wife!


Joey Styles: Shattered Dreams coming!



At the last moment, Rhodes throws himself out of the corner and Goldust only kicks the turnbuckle pad. Cody leaps into the ropes and leaps off, connecting with the Disaster Kick right on the mark! Goldust woozily falls toward the mat but before he can hit, Cody grabs him and connects with a devastating Cross Rhodes as the roof comes off of the arena with disdain. Cody hooks the leg.


ONE!



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TWO!



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THREE!


DING DING DING!



Lilian Garcia: Here is your winner, Cody Rhodes!


Styles: Wow what a brutal match! Cody Rhodes proving he is the dominant Rhodes brother on Friday Nights.

King: I think you can argue that Joey, afterall Golddust put up one hell of a fight.



Rhodes celebrates his victory as the UWF Royal Rumble heads elsewhere.


We go backstage and we seem to be in the locker room of The C.U.N.T.


Paul Burchill: So I had this lovely wench, right, over the bar givin’ her the old shuffle when this big bloke, right?, came up and said to me…


Paul is suddenly interrupted by the presence of Bray Wyatt in the room.


Bray Wyatt: Sleaze, typical of a member of a tag team with a name so despicable I’ll not offend those at home by saying it. Do you not realize the harm you do to these people?, do you not realise what sick games you play with their heads when you act like profanity, drinking, smoking and debauchery are all acceptable. Well let me tell you, I’ve watched over you like I watch over all them fools and I know your end is coming.


Shark Boy steps up to Wyatt.


Shark Boy: Oh really?, well listen to me tubby when I tell ya, we don’t give a damn what you think, what you prosthesize or even care that you have this God complex. Let me tell ya, when you walked into this room you walked into Shark Boy’s waters, you walked into The C.U.N.T. and shell yeah I said C.U.N.T’s waters!. Now I hear you’ve got yourself a little opportunity tonight in that Rags To Riches match, does Shark Boy think ya’ll win?, EH-EH!, he don’t. In fact he’d put the damn SS C.U.N.T. up on that bet, but if by some chance you do get that fat bass up to claim one of them briefcases and it’s for the World Title and you go ahead and win said title?. Well then I wouldn’t get too comfortable ‘cos Shark Boy’s plannin’ on winnin’ the Royal Rumble match and Shark Boy would take immense pleasure in whippin’ your bass back into Sunday school with Reverend D-Von and maybe ya can share notes.


Bray Wyatt: You think that’s smart, y’all think that’s smart?. You don’t realize what you’re dealin’ with man, you don’t know who I am and what I could do to you right now this instance, I could smite you down so you never see the Royal Rumble!, I could –


Shark Boy steps right up into Wyatt’s face, his boys Grado and Burchill back him up.


Shark Boy: Then why don’t ya do somethin’ then?


Shark Boy and Bray Wyatt share an intense staredown for a brief moment before Wyatt laughs, turns and leaves the locker room.


Now that men is what you call a basshole.


Grado: Here, Burchill wit did that guy say to you when ye were firin’ intae that bird?


Paul Burchill: Oh I’ve forgotten…


Shark Boy: Well I suppose we’d better get back to the match preparation.


Burchill lifts up a big bottle of Havana Club rum, Grado pulls up a bottle of Buckfast’s finest tonic wine and Grado holds up a crate of Shark’s Blue Ribbons, the premier beer of Shark’s around the world. All three men then clank their beverages together and cheer as we go elsewhere.


The titantron lights up with a pre-recorded promo, showing Damien Sandow sitting outside with microphone in hand.

Damien Sandow:


Good day, my name is Damien Sandow and I, unlike the rest of the participants in the Royal Rumble, have decided to take this day off for relaxation. Some are in the gym overworking their bodies and wearing themselves out physically, while others are at home taxing their feeble minds with the thought of being embarrassed on such a grand stage when this very well might be their sole opportunity at the top and as such are wearing themselves out psychologically. I, however, have spent the day taking a stroll about town for if you look closely at just about every city we come too…you recognize the similarities to them and the people in the Royal Rumble. Prior to tonight, these men made high claims, as tall as towers cities build for people to marvel at, they reaffirmed and reminded people of their past accomplishments, like a monument of historical significance.


It all looks great on paper, but when you look up close and personal you notices the cracks. You see the tourist traps of buildings that once inside are just like the ones low on the ground, akin to the boast these men hid behind being just another lie atop the ever growing mountain of them. And that historical monument, when seen up close is simply mundane and trite like the so-called accomplishments these men bring up. When walking through the city you recognize how droll it truly is, and why they must build these things to attract tourist for only the financially inadequate would give any serious thought to choosing to live in such a place. Just as once in the ring, the architects who tried to build their own little world will be revealed as the shams they already are, This is why I have chosen to take this day out here…so that I may view what I will bear witness to less than or equal to 29 times over in the Royal Rumble bout.



Sandow takes his glasses off, as he looks into the camera and continues.

There is however an alternative reasoning behind my time out here, Now I do realize it would be asking too much of you people to simply recall anything you’ve “learned” in school or in life in the past week, let alone attempt to remember what occurred one year ago. Therefore I shall remind you myself, prior to the Royal Rumble bout last year I appeared in a pre-recorded promotional vignette such as this one and in that nights bout I came up…short…The reason I appear to you in a similar manner is because I am taking it upon myself to right a plethora of wrongs that have occurred beginning with the one that happened on that night. I over analyzed the situation and as a result eliminated myself from the bout thanks to putting forth an excessive amount of momentum for the final elimination of the match, a mistake that shall not repeat itself.


Damien takes a breath and puts his glasses back on


With that in mind, I have one final thing I’d like to bring up. In this bout there are 29 men, all of whom want to win this bout. Want it, in their minds, like no one else…deep down. They almost feel entitled to it because of their desire for it, but there is an important difference between them and myself. They want it and think they have earned it, but I worked for this night. I did not simply show up like them, I studied. I watched the bout over and over again and took note of each mistake each man made, I haven’t been looking forward to this bout since it was announced I’ve been looking towards this bout since I sat at ringside looking in one year ago. Tonight is not a night to make a name for ones self, to prove superiority, to live out a dream, Tonight is the end of the world as you know it. A world of: inequity, ineptitude, and ignorance, a world that I shall mold into my own image and save from itself.



Sandow stands up as he speaks louder


There are 29 mere men in this bout, but only one Savior…and tonight he brings about the dawn of a new Era…And believe it or not, no matter how slack-jawed you are, all of you from the mouth breathing morons to the dim-witted troglodytes, to those who have betrayed and forsaken me and those who have rejected my help…I not only forgive you, like you would your children for doing something wrong when they didn’t realize it, but my children I also welcome you to this new Era with open arms. For in Damien Sandows New World…Even YOU…Are Welcomed…





The arena explodes as the pyro spews from the top of the ramp as Kane unviels himself fans burst into cheers as the theme of Kane is heard through out the building. The fans cheer as we see the former Global champion makes his way down the ramp



Jim Ross: Let me tell you Hot Rod, if any man can become a three time world champion here in the UWF it is this man right here. Kane is the man to do so, and he can, and he will do it if he can get pass Eddie Guerrero here tonight!


Roddy Piper: You just said though Jimbo, can he? I mean know doubt Kane is a monster, but Eddie Guerrero boy that is one smart man here in the UWF


Jim Ross: Well the last time these two met Guerrero had the unfair advantage. This time it will be different!



Kane goes as he enters the ring, and he awaits for the champion





Fans errupt into boos as the theme song of Eddie Guerrero's is heard. Eddie Guerrero comes out with the Global championship over his shoulder looking for a fight



Roddy Piper: Jim look at the intensity right now!! How can you doubt such a man


Jim Ross: Hot Rod I am not doubting Eddie Guerrero the performer. Hell I think Eddie is one of the best we got. I just question his methods that is all.


Roddy Piper: Well let me tell you I don't think Eddie is frightened, or intimidated by Kane here tonight.



Eddie goes as he enters the ring and hands it to the official, the fans begin to get excited as Justin Roberts goes and he does the introductions

Justin Roberts: Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is a Chairs match and it is for the The UWF Global Championship *fans cheer*..... Introducing first the challenger from parts unknown.... He is the former UWF Global Champion "the monster" Kane *Fans give a big ovation as Roberts pauses and the fans still are cheering like crazy for Kane the crowd lowers down knowing who is next to be introduced* Ladies and gentlemen now the champion. From El Paso, Texas, he is the current reigning defending Global champion Eddie Guerrero *Fans boo for Eddie, as he goes and he looks ready for the match, the bell rings as the match is about to begin*

Eddie looks at Kane as the belt is raised right in front of both men. The fans cheer like crazy excited for the match, and the bell rings. Eddie goes as he begins punching Kane, and Kane fires back the two men are in a slugfest at the moment. Eddie gets staggered by one of Kane’s punches, he recovers, but decides to dropkick Kane right in the knee. This causes Kane to buckle down as Eddie goes and he smiles as the bent down Kane. Eddie goes as he bounces off the ropes and he dropkicks the face of the staggered Kane, as Kane lays down onto the floor. Eddie goes for a quick pin.


1…


Kane throws Eddie off of him powering out. Kane goes as he gets up, and Eddie is up as well. Kane goes and he kicks the gut of Eddie, and he grabs a hold of the head. Kane goes and he hits a vertical suplex right onto Eddie. Kane though is not done there as he throws Eddie to the turnbuckle. Kane starts to do some masterful combos onto Eddie in the gut, and then ends it with an elbow right into the face of Eddie causing Eddie to slide down onto the mat. Kane goes and he backs up as he runs at Eddie, and he hits Eddie right in the face with a dropkick causing Eddie to fall over down on the ground.


Jim Ross: Kane keeps this up and we might see a new Global Champion!


Roddy Piper: Meh.


Kane goes and he exits the ring as he goes and underneath and looks for the steel chair underneath the ring, the fans scream as Kane reveals the steel chair, and he enters the ring. Eddie is getting up, and Kane rams the chair right into the stomach of Eddie. Eddie is bent down when Kane goes and slaps the back of the chair with Eddie. Eddie is down as Kane throws the chair to the ground, and he goes for the pin.


1...


2...


No Eddie goes and he kicks out of the pin Kane goes and he picks up the chair and he sets it right in between the two posts in the in the turnbuckle. Kane goes and he is looking to pick up Eddie, but Eddie goes and he lowbolows Kane as Kane falls down to the ground. Eddie goes and he kicks Kane right in the face causing Kane to fall to the ground. Eddie goes and he heads to the outside of the ring, Eddie looks underneath the ring, and he grabs a steel chair from there. Eddie goes and he enters the ring with the chair, and Eddie begins attacking the right leg of Kane.


Jim Ross: Good Gawd Kane is being mauled right now.


Roddy Piper: Eddie is showing some killer instinct right now.


Eddie goes and he puts the chair right in between the right leg of Kane. Eddie goes and he bounces off the ropes and drops an leg drop onto the right leg. Kane is holding the leg in pain, as the fans boo as Kane goes and he shakes the chair off of him. Eddie goes, and he grabs the leg of Kane. Kane with the free leg goes and he kicks the face of Guerrero, and he pushes Eddie off of him as Kane gets free. Kane gets up and Eddie charges at him, and Kane goes and he ducks underneath him. Eddie goes flying over the top rope as Kane is recovering from the move,focusing on his leg. Eddie goes and he is down on the outside when the fans boo when all of a sudden Chavo Guerrero is coming out.


Jim Ross: Damn it Chavo! Uncle Eddie dosen't need you.


Roddy Piper: He is trying to help his uncle retain his title. What a good family.


Chavo is in the ring and he begins to jump on Kane attacking him. Chavo gets up as he starts to do his little latino jive dance as the fans boo. Chavo goes and he throws Eddie into the ring, and he goes as he is trying to wake up his uncle to take advantage. Kane all of a sudden is up, but Chavo dosen't notice. Kane goes and he turns Chavo around. Kane grabs the throat of Chavo and he hits a chokeslam from hell onto Chavo. The fans cheer like crazy as Chavo rolls out of the ring. Kane is standing there limping, but when all of a sudden Eddie goes and he chops the bad leg of Kane. Kane is down in the ring as Eddie jumps on top as he locks in the Lasso from Elpasso onto Kane.


Jim Ross: Kane is stuck in the lasso from elpasso, he is in trouble.


Kane is writing in pain as Eddie has the lasso locked in the middle of the ring. The fans cheer like crazy hoping for Kane to reach the ropes, and break the hold. Kane first tries to turn his body to no avail as Eddie has his body weight on that side, Kane goes and he is dragging his body to the ropes as he is trying. Eddie keeps applying the pressure harder, and harder as Eddie screams putting the move in, as Kane stops moving as he goes and he holds his hands on his head as now Kane is crawling hard to the ropes. Kane goes and he reaches out grabbing the ropes as the fans cheer and the referee jumps on Guerrero to break the hold. Guerrero gets upset as he looks at Kane who is trying the get up and Gurerro goes and he clothjesline Kane over the ropes as Kane lands hard on the outside as Kane is out there and Eddie jumps over the ropes. Eddie goes and he heads to the announcer table area and he grabs a steel chair from there. Eddie goes and he starts landing all these steel chair shots to the back of Kane, hits four hard ones and Eddie violently throws the chair down as he picks Kane up and he brings him into the turnbuckle area.


Jim Ross: Eddie Guerrero has some cruel intentions with that steel chair.


Roddy Piper: I love when people are vicious with that steel chair!


Eddie goes and he tries to nail the arm of Kane, but Kane moves out of the way as the fans cheer and Eddie misses. Eddie tries to go for the steel chair and but Kane goes and he big boots him right in the face with his good leg causing Eddie to fall down on the outside. Kane is really hot right now, and he goes to the spanish announce table, and he grabs everything off of it, and throws it. Kane goes, and he picks up the steel chair Eddie was using and starts wacking it multiple times to the back of Eddie. So much until the chair is broken. The fans cheer as Eddie is in pain. Kane goes and he picks up Eddie, and puts his head between his legs. Kane goes and he lifts Eddie high the sky and hits a powerbomb through the spanish announce table. Limping afterwards.


Roddy Piper: Ahh man why does it always have to be the Spanish Announce table!


Kane laughs in a rage as he goes and he picks up Eddie and he throws him in the ring. Kane could go for the cover, but instead Kane goes back to the outside and he grabs a steel chair from the announcers area. Kane goes and he attacks the back of Eddie. Kane all of a sudden flips Eddie over, and Kane goes as he puts the chair right in the neck of Eddie Guerrero. The fans cheer like crazy as Kane limply goes to the top rope.


Jim Ross: Good god Kane is looking to break Eddie Guerrero in half here tonight folks.


Kane goes and he jumps off the top rope, but Eddie slides away at the last moment and Kane lands on his bad legs. Eddie goes and he takes the chair off of his neck, and he awaits for Kane to get up as the fans boo. Kane gets up, and Eddie hits him with a chair right in the face as Kane topples down and Guerrero goes and he throws the chair down as he makes his way up the top turnbuckle. Eddie goes and he hits the frogsplash right onto Kane. The fans boo as Eddie has a sick smile on his face. As Eddie goes and he lays on top of Kane.


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No Kane kicks out as Eddie goes on as he looks on in disbelief. Eddie goes and he exits the ring, and he throws at least three more chairs in the ring showng his anger. Eddie goes and he enters the ring, and he picks up the same chair that he hit Kane with earlier. Eddie awaits for Kane to get up as the fans boo Eddie like crazy. Eddie goes and he charges at Kane who is rising and Eddie goes to swing the steel chair, but Kane catches the throat of the charging Eddie as fans cheer. Kane goes and he lifts Guerrero high in the sky, and he hits a big chokeslam from hell. Kane wastes no time and goes for the cover.


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No Eddie kicks out at two.


Jim Ross: Bah Gawd I thought Kane had it there Hot Rod!


Roddy Piper: I didn't doubt Eddie for a second JR!


Kane goes and he is now in disbelief that just happened that Eddie Guerrero kicked out of his biggest move. Kane goes and he grabs the steel chair from the ground and he awaits for Eddie Guerrero to get up. The fans cheer as Guererro is up and Kane hits Eddie right in the face hard in whichb breaks the chairs and causes Eddie to fall to the ground. Kane goes and he starts to get amped up as he throws the remains of the chair to the outside, and we go and see that Eddie Guerrero is bleeding like crazy. Kane dosen't go for the pin here though as Kane grabs the two chairs that Eddie threw in the ring. Kane sets them up in the sitting position allinging the two together. The fans cheer like crazy as Kane goes and he picks up Guerrero slowly due to his leg injury from earlier. Kane goes and he grabs the throat of Guerrero and he looks like he is about to choke slam him straight to hell when all of a sudden the fans give a mix reaction as we see the Undertaker enters the ring with a steel chair in hand.


Jim Ross: What in the hell is the Undertaker doing here?


Roddy Piper: Maybe he is here to help his brother out. Freaks like to stay together.


Kane does not realize his brother is behind him when all of a sudden he gets hit with a steel chair right in the back releasing the hold he had on Guerrero.


Jim Ross: What in the hell!


Roddy Piper: YES!!!


Undertaker goes and he awaits for his brother Kane to get up as he is waiting, and waiting as Kane is up, and Undertaker goes charging at him, but Kane just like Eddie before catches his brother with his throat, and he chokeslams him straight to hell. Undertaker rolls out of the ring as the fans cheer and Kane is looking on at his brother outside of the ring wondering what in the hell is going on here. Kane looks on, but Eddie is up now goes and he grabs one of the set up chairs. Kane turns around and he gets a chair right in his abdominal muscle. Eddie then goes and throws Kane head first into the chair that was set up in the turnbuckle post earlier in the match. Eddie goes and he grabs Kane. Eddie with all his strength goes and he brainbusters Kane right onto the mat. The bloodied Guerrero goes and he pins Kane.


Roddy Piper: It's over!!!


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Jim Ross: The heart, the drive by the monster Kane!


No kick out by Kane. The fans cheer like crazy as Kane kicks out of the brainbuster. Eddie gets up frustrated, and he picks up the body of Kane. The fans boo as Eddie brings him to the set up chair and he has Kane hooked up for another brainbuster. Eddie goes and he tries to lift the monster Kane up, but Kane blocks it, and he punches the gut of Guerrero, Kane goes and he manages to lift Guerrero up in the air and Guerrero lands right on the set up chair hard. Guerrero is writing in pain from this as Kane goes and he picks up Guerrero,and chokeslams him from hell right on the set up chair the fans cheer as Kane takes Guerrero's limp body off the chair and he goes for the cover.


Jim Ross: Kane has it!


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No Undertaker pulls out the referee before he can make the three count. Undertaker then knocks out the referee before he can talk back to Undertaker.


Jim Ross: Damn it that snake Undertaker!


Roddy Piper: Didn't Undertaker win one of those briefcases earlier.


Kane goes and he heads to the outside to confront his brother, but Undertaker goes and he is running away from Kane. Kane obviously with the injury can't catch up to his brother. Undertaker is near the middle of the ramp, as Kane is by the ring, and he says stay out of this. Undertaker tries to act like he is innocent in the situation. Kane goes and he limps to the offical on the opposite side of the ring throwing him back in the ring. Kane goes and he enters the ring when all of a sudden something slides out of the ring underneath him. Kane goes and he is waking up the official, but all of a sudden from behind a masked figure wearing all black goes and he nails Kane right in the head with a steel chair hard breaking the steel chair.


Jim Ross: What in the hell is this!


Roddy Piper: Who could this be?


The black masked figure goes and he sets up the down Kane and he bring him to the center of the ring. The mysterious figure then lifts up Guerrero, and brings him to the top turnbuckle. The mask figure goes as he exits the ring, and leaves through the crowd. Undertaker looks on from the ramp smiling. Eddie goes and he is dazed but sees he is on the top of the turnbuckle. Eddie goes and he hits the frogsplash onto Kane. Eddie hooks the leg.


Jim Ross: Damn it!


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Jim Ross: Not this way!


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Jim Ross: Come on Kane kick out!


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Jim Ross: Damn it!!!!!


Justin Roberts: here is your winner and still the Global Champion Eddie Guerrero!!!!

Roddy Piper: Guess thats how the cookie crumbles.


Eddie theme plays as the bloodied Guerrero is handed his title, but even he is to unresponsive to really celebrate. An image is shown on doctors checking on at both men. Undertaker is seen at the entrance ramp smiling.



Roddy Piper: Jim why do you think Undertaker came out during this match?


Jim Ross: I don't know Hot Rod, but that snake, and whoever that mask man was cost Kane the title. I wouldn't be surprised if they were in it together.


Chavo, goes with some doctors to help Eddie out of the ring, as Kane is still being checked on. Undertaker goes and he walks up the ramp happy for whatever reason, and Eddie goes as he is being taken out. The rumble moves on as the last imagae we see is a down Kane.


This message has been brought to you by....

AJ Styles is seen walking down the ramp of an empty arena. The footage is obviously shot before the show even has begun

AJ Styles: Isn't this cool Jay? Look at this sight. You can't see anyone in the building right now. Only thing you can see is that ring, and that wrestlemania sign. It is just beautiful how they set this up each and every night. How these people who work countless hours don't get to be seen. Jay go point the camera at the men working the ring right now.



Jay goes and he points the camera at the hardworking men, making the finishing touches before the show appears live. Obviously it turned out good since this is a pre-recording. AJ goes and he pats Jay on the back as the camera is now focused on AJ and he begins to speak



AJ Styles: To think Jay soon this arena it will be filled with some of the most rabid wrestling fans in the business. All these people will be coming here looking on at all the sights and sounds. Watching all the matches that will be going on tonight, but Jay only one match matters to these people. The one match people have there eye on is the UWF Royal Rumble match. The Royal Rumble is a spectacle that is just so grand, so luxurious, so unique. That is why there is a ppv after it, and to think that later tonight Jay I... I have a chance to win the big match, and go on to main event Wrestlemania.


You see Jay I started this Friends of AJ documentary, because all these fans they are my friends. They don't think most of the time, but they are. I am giving them a look behind the scenes, of what it is really like here in the professional wrestling world, and I am showing them what it is like to be in the ring with one of the best ever, and soon Jay they will see how men celebrate after a huge Rumble win. They will see what it is like to see a man so damn happy they won't even believe. Jay I want you to focus in on that Wrestlemania sign.



Jay goes and he focuses in on the Wrestlemania sign, and AJ goes and he begins to speak as the Wrestlemania sign is being focused.

AJ Styles: Folks what you're seeing right now is the Wrestlemania sign. The place where dreams are made, and the place of the showcase of the immortals. Honestly it dosen't get better then this, and let me tell you people mark my words only one man can go on to Wrestlemania, and become the champion. Only one man can eliminate 29 other men and become the champion, and that man will be me. I am going to Wrestlemania, I am winning the Royal Rumble, and let me tell you folks the thoughts, and the sound of that is just simply... Phenomenal!



The camera is still focused on the wrestlemania sign as the footage fades away




Lillian Garcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the Ultimate Wrestling Federation Championship!



1,2, YOU HEAR THE CLOCK TICKING

TICK TOCK, YOUR ABOUT TO STOP LIVING,

TICK TOCK I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER ME,

TICK TOCK, BUT THE DAY DON'T HAVE NO MEMORY

I'M COMING.





The camera focuses on the stage where a big inflatable tunnel which can now be seen, presumably being inflated while the lights were flashing on and off. The crowd rise to their feet awaiting one certain special superstar as smoke starts to escape the tunnel. The crowd aren't waiting long as the figure of MVP bursts through the flaps. He stops dead, looking around the crowd who give him a big cheer. He stops dead in his tracks, looking around, not happy at all by the looks of it as he reaches down and slaps the floor, setting off fireworks.

MVP starts to slowly makes his way down to the ring, seeing all the fans leaning over the barriers for high fives and obliges, walking past and slapping the hands much to the delight of those said fans. After giving a few fans the high fives he holds up his '305' bling bling up to the camera, yelling 'Mr 305' towards the camera. He comes towards the bottom of the ramp, stopping for a second, taking out some gum he was chewing and throws it into the crowd before he takes a little run up and slides into the ring. He doesn't waste anytime getting to his feet, running towards the ropes, bouncing off and doing his signature dance and Ballin taunt at the end.

He holds the pose for a while, smiling cockily as he lowers his arms, pointing at his chest with the fans still giving him a good reaction.




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"Sleeping Giant" begins to play and the entire arena begins to boo as Matt Morgan walks out onto the stage. With all the adrenaline pumping, Morgan hops around on stage for a few moments before screaming at the top of his lungs, causing the pyro to shoot off behind him.

Morgan begins walking down the ramp, patting the UWF Championship that is around his waist while clutching the now retired International Championship over his shoulder. Morgan reaches the bottom of the ramp and leaps onto the ring apron from the floor before stepping over the top rope and into the ring. Heyman smiles confidently as he takes his place ringside.



DING!


DING!


DING!

The referee holds the UWF Championship into the air as both men stare across the ring from one another. Heyman is seen clutching the International Championship belt tightly as the referee sounds for the bell.


Styles: It comes down to this. Can MVP scale "Mount Morgan"?​

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Tazz: Not for nothin', but no one has been able to topple the giant yet.​

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The King: All I know is, MVP has his work definitely cut out for him against the UWF Champion!


MVP and Morgan comes straight across at each other and tie up. Morgan overpowers Montel and shoves him across the ring. As MVP rolls to his knees and looks up, Morgan looks out towards the fans and flexes. As he does, he turns his back on MVP, which gives MVP an opening. He charges into Morgan and drives him chest first into the corner. MVP then starts hitting shoulder thrusts into Morgan's lower back, wearing the big man down. Morgan eventually gets an elbow up and blasts MVP in the face, forcing him to stumble backwards.


Tazz: Tough break fa' MVP!


MVP looks up and telegraphs a clothesline attempt by Morgan. He ducks and instead hits Morgan with a swinging neckbreaker!


Styles: You were saying, Tazz?


MVP then hooks the leg.


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KICK-OUT!!


Morgan kicks out with power and sends MVP into the air. MVP lands on his feet like a cat and he's waiting on Morgan when he gets to his feet. He tries to whip Morgan into the ropes but "The Blueprint" counters and sends MVP into the ropes instead. On the rebound, Morgan bends down, setting up a back body drop. MVP sees this and stops before kicking him in the face. Morgan stumbles back, holding his face. MVP comes off the ropes again and hits a clothesline. Morgan stumbles but doesn't fall down. MVP comes off the ropes again and hits him with another clothesline. Again, Morgan doesn't fall down but stumbles a bit more. For a third time, MVP comes off the ropes and this time levels Morgan with a clothesline!


The King: MVP just toppled Mount Morgan!


MVP looks out towards the cheering audience and smiles wide. He then comes off the ropes once more and does a dance in the ring before ending up in front of Morgan. MVP throws up the "Ballin!" and drops the Ballin' Elbow!


Styles: Ballin'!​

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Tazz: You are too Caucasian to say dat, Joe!​

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The King: Joey, please calm yourself.


MVP then covers Morgan again.


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KICK-OUT!!


This time, Morgan only just barely gets the shoulder up. MVP stands up and tries to lift Morgan up but, as he does, Morgan starts hitting MVP in the midsection with right hands. Morgan stands up and starts hammering away at MVP's skull with right hands. He forces MVP into the ropes where Morgan starts hitting knees into MVP's midsection. Heyman is screaming words of encouragement at ringside.


Styles: Seeing Paul scream over there is bringing back fond memories, eh, Tazz?​

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Tazz: No doubt, Joe. Takes me back!​

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The King: I remember those days. I was actually making a paycheck back then, though!


Morgan then sends MVP into the ropes and, on the rebound, Morgan hits MVP with a tilt-o-whirl backbreaker. Morgan holds on the backbreaker and puts pressure on the challenger. Morgan then starts hitting elbows to MVP's face as he's stretched in this hold. The referee bends down to ask MVP if he can continue. MVP shakes his head no.


Styles: MVP doesn't want to give up here but, does he even have a choice?


MVP eventually gets the chance to move his right leg and uses it to kick Morgan in the head, loosening his grip. MVP is then able to escape but, as he gets to his feet, Morgan levels him with a big clothesline. Morgan then pins MVP.



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KICK-OUT!!



MVP gets the shoulder up and Morgan doesn't take kindly to this and he begins hammering right hands to MVP's cranium. Morgan then resorts to straight-up choking MVP blatantly in front of the referee. Just before the referee counts to 5, Morgan releases MVP and stands up and lifts MVP up to his feet as well. Morgan then sets MVP up for a suplex. He tries for a suplex but MVP blocks it and instead hits Morgan with a suplex of his own!



Tazz: Man, what a suplex!


MVP gets a second wind as he stalks Morgan. As the UWF Champion makes it to one knee, MVP goes for the Drive-By Kick. As he hops onto Morgan's knee, however, he counters the attempt and has MVP in position as he stands up and delivers a devastating powerbomb to Montel!



The King: Thanks for coming MVP!


Morgan then pins MVP.



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KICK-OUT!!



Styles: He kicked out!


Tazz: How did MVP do dat?


The King: And look at the sweat begin to pour out of Heyman!


Heyman indeed is sweating bullets as he continues to clutch at the International Title belt. Morgan grabs MVP and throws him into the corner and begins hammering away at MVP all over. Morgan then whips MVP into the opposite corner and MVP hits hard. Morgan then charges MVP and goes for a corner clothesline but MVP sidesteps him and Morgan hits chest-first. MVP then gets Morgan in a school boy pin.



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KICK-OUT!!



Morgan rolls out and MVP gets back to his feet. MVP grabs Morgan and attempts a DDT but, before he can, Morgan just charges MVP into the corner and begins hitting him with shoulder thrusts, wearing the challenger down. Out of nowhere, though, MVP gets a thumb to Morgan's eye and throws him off. MVP hops up on the second rope real quick and hits Morgan with a tornado DDT!



Styles: MVP really taking it to Matt Morgan!


Tazz: Where has this MVP been?


The King: Morgan is being schooled! How is this possible?


MVP then pins Morgan.



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KICK-OUT!!



MVP has a shocked look on his face as the frustration sets in. He then goes to lift Morgan up but Morgan shoves MVP away. As MVP comes back, Morgan goes for another clothesline. MVP, however, ducks the clothesline attempt and rebounds off the ropes and goes for a crossbody. Morgan catches MVP mid air and ends up hitting him with an overhead slam. Heyman's smile is coming back at ringside as Morgan gets back into the driver's seat. He grabs MVP back up to a standing base and grabs him with both hands around the throat. He then lifts up on him as MVP struggles. After some struggling, MVP starts hitting Morgan with some stiff right hands, eventually getting Morgan to release him. As this happens, MVP dropkicks Morgan in the knees.



Styles: MVP still hanging in there!


Tazz: Not for long, though!


The King: It's all just a matter of time, Joey!


As this is all taking place, Heyman jumps onto the apron and gets the referee's attention. Heyman and the referee are going back and forth in a yelling contest, which gets MVP's attention. MVP walks over to get in the middle of the two. Heyman then turns his attention to Montel. As this is going on, Morgan gets back up and comes storming at MVP. Morgan goes for the Carbon Footprint but MVP sees it coming and ducks and Morgan accidentally hits his manager with his finishing move!



Styles: OH MY GOD!


Tazz: What the-?


The King: AAHHHH! *King Scream*


Morgan doesn't know what to do as he looks down at Heyman with distress. Morgan then turns around straight into the 305! MVP then quickly pins the champion.



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YOUR WINNER AND NEEEEEWWWWWW ULTIMATE WRESTLING FEDERATION CHAMPION, MONTEL VONTAVIOUS PORTER, M........V........P!!!!

Styles: MVP did it!



Tazz: How in the hell?!



The King: Mount Morgan has been conquered?!



MVP is handed the UWF Championship by the referee and he holds it high above his head. Morgan has rolled out of the ring and is checking on a knocked-out Heyman. The crowd is going crazy for MVP as he celebrates his title victory. We are then taken to the next segment as MVP holds the UWF Title close.




We head backstage where HBK is in his dressing room addressing the cameraman and the UWF Universe





HBK: A lot of people back in the locker room aren't happy that, Shawn Michaels is the World Champion. They feel that I am taking away from the younger stars such as, Tyson Kidd. But what most of those younger boys need to understand is that they should be blaming the ratings. If no one wants to watch you, then I need to step up and help draw the ratings. They said I hardly ever drew, but when you sellout the Ford Field like I did, then those people are haters of HBKshizzle! Go on and hashtag that now. Getting back on track. They all say that I have nothing to prove, but they're wrong. I love what I do. I enjoy coming out to that ring and giving a show like no other for all those fans. I have been UWF World Champion twice now and have not had a clean title defense yet. I lost my first title defense back at Summerslam in a triple threat match to, Daniel Bryan that included, John Cena. Then in my first title defense, Stephanie McMahon nearly screwed me out of the title until, Randy Orton reversed it.


HBK looks at the World Title


HBK: That's what I need to prove. If I lose tonight, then what was the purpose of me winning the World Title for the second time last year. What does it say about my legacy, oh, Shawn can win the big one, but he cannot defend it. In my eyes not being able to defend the title hurts worse than winning the title. Tonight, I am going to out there and prove to all those back here that doubt, Shawn Michaels and are hating on my reign that they need to understand that I am not going anywhere for a long time and that this title is staying right here in the possession of yours truly, Shawn Michaels. Now, Tyson, we could go on and on about, Hunter's role tonight, but what it all comes down to is who is the better man. And Tyson, I know beyond a shadow of doubt that I am the better man. I am at 100% and you are going to get the show stoppa, the headliner, the main event, the icon. And most importantly after tonight when I am threw with you, the road to WrestlerMania will go through Mr. WrestleMania himself! I'll see you in the ring tonight and you better bring it all to the table because even your best doesn't measure up to me!


The camera fades away

Justin Roberts: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your first of two main events of the evening and this is for The World Heavyweight Championship.

The fans explode into antipication of the their first of two huge matches at The Royal Rumble Pay-Per-View as the first of three themes hits the PA system.


It's Time To Play The Game...

Mwahaha


Justin Roberts: Introducing first, he is The Chief Operating Office of Ultimate Wrestling Federation and Special Guest Referee of the following contest, he is The Game, Triple H!


The fans explodes in to a mix chorus of cheers and boos as the theme of the COO of The UWF marches out from the backstage wearing his refereeing overalls.

Triple H marches down the entrance and into the ring where he doesn't create a massive fanfare while waits for the participants to enter the ring.

Justin Roberts: Introducing first, the challenger, he is from Calgary, Alberta Canada and is accompanied to the ring by his wife, Natalya; Tyson Kidd!


Tyson Kidd storms out from the backstage with a huge smug look on his face, his wife looks as smug as he does; The Hart Family couple stand next to each other and taunt the fans the fans for a moment before walking down the entrance ramp.

The couple climb into the ring and continue to taunt the fans to a reception of boos; because the fans are waiting for one person and that wait is finally over.

Justin Roberts: ...And introducing second, he is from San Antonio, Texas and he is accompanied to the ring by The Nature Boy, Ric Flair and he is the current and defending World Heavyweight Champion; He is the Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels.

The crowd explodes as Shawn Michaels springs out from the back, a deafening reception for The Hometown Champion as he points to himself and spinning around on the spot; looking up to the heavens above praising The Lord before dropping to his knees to say a prayer setting off his pyros.

Michaels then springs to feet and skips down the entrance ramp high fiving the outreached arms of the fans desperate to touch him before climbing into the ring, Shawn Michaels removes his entrance attire and clutches to The World Heavyweight Championship before ultimately handing it over to Triple H, who shows it to the fans before signalling for the bell.

*Ding Ding Ding*


Jim Ross: Folks, it’s time for your major title match of the evening and it for The World Heavyweight Championship between The Champion, Shawn Michaels and The Challenger, Tyson Kidd but folks, there’s an extra element to this match; the special guest referee, Triple H.


Roddy Piper: Ahaha, somebody is gonna get screwed and I don’t think it’s gonna be Nattie or Flair, that poor old bastard!


Tyson Kidd and Shawn Michaels square up to each other in the middle of the ring with Triple H besides the two; Kidd points to himself saying, “I’m gonna beat you and become The Champion,” Shawn Michaels simple chuckles with a smug look on his face; he takes a simple glance at Triple H and points to him and jokes, “I’m more worried about him than you kid,” which offends the young hart who slaps Shawn Michaels across the cheek; Shawn Michaels rubs his cheek and looks back up at Tyson Kidd and fires back with an either louder slap across the face of Tyson Kidd. Shawn Michaels then proceeds to deliver a chop across the chest of Tyson Kidd knocking the wind out of Kidd, allowing Shawn Michaels to follow up with a second looping chop, the loud claps from the skin on skin contact leads to Ric Flair to unleash a loud woo of appreciation of Shawn Michaels’ action.


Roddy Piper: Woo woo, it’s just a couple chops; it’s not we haven’t see them before.


Jim Ross: Do I smell jealously from you Roddy towards Ric Flair?


Roddy Piper: That senile old man ain’t nothing JR, he’s hanging onto the pony tail of Shawn Michaels.


Shawn Michaels delivers another thunderous chop across the chest of Tyson Kidd; Tyson Kidd slowly begins to flare up as Shawn Michaels throws another looping chop which connects but this time, Tyson Kidd has had enough and fires back with a kick to the leg of Shawn Michaels before following up with two more kicks and finally then begins to unload with tight closed fists to the head of Shawn Michaels staggering The World Heavyweight Champion; Tyson Kidd finally on the offense manages to combine multiple forearm smashes into his offense before go finally going for an discus forearm smash but Shawn Michaels ducks underneath and returns fire another loud chop across the chest of Tyson Kidd.


Roddy Piper: They call Shawn Michaels The Greatest Wrestler ever but all I’m seeing is a few chops, that ain’t wrestling!


Jim Ross: You’re just looking for an excuse, aren’t you Hotrod? Because I think you’re underestimating HBK, he’s gonna pace this match and let it play into his hands; not Tyson Kidd.


Tyson Kidd then suffers another tough blow but Kidd finally regains his offense; grabbing the arm of Shawn Michaels and Irish Whips him into the ring ropes but Shawn Michaels flies back with a huge flying forearm, knocking Kidd down to the canvas; Shawn Michaels then follows up with the first cover of the match which Triple H counts.


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Kidd kicks out without any trouble before getting back to his feet but he’s greeted with a hip-toss from Shawn Michaels taking him down to the canvas but Tyson Kidd quickly flips Shawn Michaels head over heel onto his backside and to an armbar but Tyson Kidd doesn’t stop there as he shoves Shawn down onto his front in a move to mock The Heartbreak Kid, Tyson Kidd slaps Shawn Michaels across the back of the head multiple times, paint brushing him. Tyson gets back up to a vertical base and backs off yelling, “You ain’t anything but a has-been Shawn! I’m better than you, I got the better Superkick than you, you nor nothing just like Hunter and Flair!” With a gleaming smile across his face; Ric Flair looks like he’s about to burst into a fit while Natalya applauds her husband to antagonise the fans enough more.


Jim Ross: Tyson Kidd sure does have one massive chip on his shoulder.


Roddy Piper: Hey, he’s learning well from his uncle and law and the rest of those old men at ringside.


Jim Ross: Does that include you Roddy?


Roddy Piper: Hell no, I’ve learnt to stay away from the ring!


Tyson Kidd continues to chuckle and even takes a moment to gloat as Shawn Michaels kneels and shakes his head; Tyson Kidd then charges at Shawn Michaels but Shawn Michaels retilates with a huge slap across the face of Tyson Kidd, a slap so hard it sends spittle out of the mouth of Kidd’s mouth and leaves a massive hand mark across his face; Shawn Michaels shakes his string hand before flooring Tyson Kidd with a right hook, Kidd scrambles to his feet as Shawn Michaels takes him down with an right hook and begins to force Tyson Kidd into a corner which brings Hunter back into pay; who demands that Shawn Michaels backs off, Shawn Michaels glares straight for Triple H for a moment before backing off.


Roddy Piper: Yeah that’s right Shawn, respect the referee in this match.


Shawn Michaels seemingly backs away for a split moment then quickly unleashes his own offense; but Tyson Kidd manages to leap up to put a boot in Shawn Michaels face before following up with a massive chop block to the back of Shawn Michaels’ right leg taking him down to the canvas; Shawn Michaels tries to pick himself up but Tyson Kidd plants a boot into the back of Shawn Michaels’ right leg again causing it to buckle. Shawn Michaels is on his back, allowing Tyson Kidd to put in multiple stomps into the right leg of Shawn Michaels, Shawn Michaels tries to roll away; but Tyson Kidd grabs the leg of Shawn Michaels and drops down onto it with an elbow drop. Tyson Kidd begins to start a slow methodical offense, driving his elbow into Shawn Michaels’ right leg, particularly on the knee joint.


Jim Ross: Now let’s see if Tyson Kidd is just all talk or actually can back up his arrogance, last time; it was dubious when the finish came but now he can make up for it this match but it’s all on Kidd to prove he can beat The Vet, Shawn Michaels.


Roddy Piper: JR, Kidd is young, fresh, energetic, I could make a list which also includes boring; but he’s got Shawn Michaels number on everything but experience.


Kidd leans back on the leg joint; tugging and pulling at the joint but Shawn Michaels attempts to escape planting his boot into the chest of Tyson Kidd but instead of freeing himself from the hold; Tyson Kidd rolls away from Shawn Michaels’ reach while maintaining a firm grip on Shawn Michaels right leg and delivers a boot to the back of the knee joint of Shawn Michaels; Shawn Michaels doesn’t quickly wildly but instead, he rolls onto his belly to flip his leg out of Tyson Kidd’s grip and hops to his feet but Kidd is cynical and vicious on his offense with another chop block to back of Shawn Michaels leg, refusing to give The World Heavyweight Champion a moment to get back on the attack. Shawn Michaels is on his back Tyson Kidd grabs the right leg of Shawn Michaels again and drops down into a leg lock.


Roddy Piper: JR, I think we might have underestimated Tyson Kidd here.


Jim Ross: He’s been impressive so far Hotrod, but as I said, he’s gotta prove he’s got what he takes here.


Tyson Kidd begins to wrench on the leg lock; Shawn Michaels shakes his head but the pressure by Kidd is getting more intense; Ric Flair finally pipes up telling Shawn Michaels not to let Kidd get to him and Shawn Michaels responds by planting another boot into the chest of Tyson Kidd attempting to knock him off but Kidd simply leans back further applying more pressure to the leg lock. Triple H asks Shawn Michaels if he wants to give it up but Shawn Michaels responds with a loud, “No!” to an applause from the fans, Triple H asks him again but Shawn reinforces his previous answer, Ric Flair bangs on the canvas willing Shawn Michaels on who begins to show his veteran and manages to flip out of the hold; and hobble to his feet as Tyson Kidd charges at him; Shawn Michaels high-back-bodydrops Kidd over the top rope but Kidd lands on the ring apron, and goes for another discus forearm smash but Shawn ducks underneath it and pushes Tyson Kidd off the ring apron chest first into the barricade.


Jim Ross: Shawn Michaels might have just caught himself a break there.


Roddy Piper: Oh yeah, like a little break will help him recover from the injury to his leg.


Tyson Kidd is breathing heavily on the outside, while Triple H contemplates beginning the count on Tyson Kidd while Shawn Michaels hobbles around the ring to get the blood flowing; while Natalya comes over to Tyson Kidd and comforts him; seemingly sneaking something to Kidd, Triple H is blinded by Natalya blocking his view, but Ric Flair knows something is up so he strolls up to Natalya and yells, “Hey Natalya you wanna take a real ride on Space Mountain!” Before thrusting his crotch into the face of Natalya knocking her off of her feet and looks mortified before running away out of disgust but Ric Flair is hot pursuit, “Hey baby! You can’t escape from sixty minute man, I can keep this up all night!”


Jim Ross: God lord, Ric Flair is delusional.


Roddy Piper: He’s more than delusional, he is also senile and he smells blood in the air.


Jim Ross: You’re disgusting Roddy.


Triple H actually sniggers at the Ric Flair and Natalya chaos that he fails to notice Tyson Kidd is grasping at some object in his hand, but Shawn doesn’t notice either; as he reaches over the top rope to grab Tyson Kidd, Kidd punches Shawn in the side of the right knee and Shawn Michaels imminently collaspes to the canvas holding his knee in agony; Tyson Kidd subtly drops the brass knuckles and slides into the ring and grabs Shawn Michaels and antagonises Shawn Michaels’ hometown crowd by wooing before spinning around on the spot and to add insult to injury; Kidd locks in The Figure Four Leg Lock, applying all the pressure onto Shawn Michaels’ injured right leg. Ric Flair only has one response to it all, “Oh no, you didn’t!”


Roddy Piper: Brahaha, oh boy; JR, imagine the headlines tomorrow, ‘Tyson Kidd beats The Hometown Hero for The World Heavyweight Championship by his own manager’s finishing maneuver!’


Jim Ross: Hotrod, I think the whole world would be in shock but I just can’t see it happening.


Shawn Michaels expression is one of absolute agony, his body is wrapped in pain from The Figure Four Leglock but he refuses to submit even though Triple H asks him repeatedly but Shawn Michaels each time responds with the single word, “No!” but Tyson Kidd wrenches on the injured right leg to the point where Shawn Michaels collapses back onto his shoulders leading to Triple H making a pin fall count.


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Shawn Michaels shoots back up and shakes his head signalling Tyson Kidd isn’t going to beat him this way; but Kidd keeps up the pressure with The Figure Four; Shawn Michaels is refusing to quit but there’s been a tremendous amount of damage been done to his right knee from Tyson, Ric Flair and the hometown fans rally behind Shawn Michaels trying to get behind him but he falls on his back for another time, which means Triple H is going to count his shoulders.


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Shawn Michaels springs up off of the canvas again but Kidd has got the move locked in tight; Shawn Michaels is really feeling it; Tyson Kidd can sense Shawn Michaels is either going to have a serious injury or Shawn Michaels will tap but Shawn in his own mind has no interest in giving up any time soon; and with Ric Flairs guidance, Shawn Michaels attempts to counter the move, trying to shift his bodyweight over so he can fall onto his chest but Tyson Kidd uses his bodyweight in the opposite direction in a bid to resist Shawn Michaels attempted counter; both men are roaring at the top of their lungs, Shawn Michaels because he’s in agony while Kidd roars in desperation.


Jim Ross: It’s a battle of wills Hotrod.


Roddy Piper: How much more has Shawn Michaels got left in the tank though, he’s taken one hell of a beating, JR?


Both men attempt to throw their weight but Shawn Michaels manages to get the advantage and turns the tables on Tyson Kidd; trapping him in The Figure Four counter in the middle of the ring, Shawn Michaels face is still one of agony but Tyson Kidd is also in pain and is forced to break the hold; Tyson Kidd rolls away and takes a moment to take a deep breathe while Shawn Michaels clings to the ring ropes with Ric Flair giving him a pet talk; the fans are on their feet, clapping and making a ruckus for Shawn Michaels as he stumbles to his feet; Shawn Michaels goes to explode with the Sweet Chin Music but his right leg buckles as he steps into it, allowing Tyson Kidd to hit his own Superkick to Shawn Michaels.


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Jim Ross: Blah god, has the damage been down to Shawn Michaels?


Roddy Piper: That old man’s body just gave up on him when he went for his biggest move, and to add insult to injury; Kidd just hit him with his own Superkick!


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Shawn Michaels kicks out!

The fans explode going nuts for Shawn Michaels kicking out, Tyson Kidd can’t believe it; Triple H has a sly look in his eye as Tyson Kidd tries to blame Triple H saying it was three but Hunter tells him, “No,” as the two begin to argue about it, Kidd fails to realise Shawn Michaels getting back to his feet; Kidd blows off Triple H but as he does, he turns around straight into Sweet Chin Music; the home crowd explodes into cheers.


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Jim Ross: Blah god! What a Sweet Chin Music!


Roddy Piper: JR, that was one hellva shot but Shawn Michaels has barely been on the offense, is that enough to put Tyson Kidd down?


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Tyson Kidd kicks out!

The fans can’t believe it, Shawn Michaels looks to be visibly in pain and frustrated at the same time as he limps over the corner near the announcement tables and pulls himself up onto the middle and then the top rope, sitting on the turnbuckle, Shawn Michaels waits for Tyson Kidd to get to his feet; but Natayla leaps up onto the ring apron and begins to distract Shawn Michaels without physically touching him but Ric Flair grabs her by the ass and pulls her down but the distract was good enough or Tyson Kidd to run over and nail Shawn; whose still prone on the top rope with Superkick. Shawn Michaels tumbles off the top rope and comes crashing down onto the ring apron back first, bumping hard before landing on the crash maps below, Michaels remains limp and laid out on the ground.


Jim Ross: Somebody get the EMT’s out here, Shawn is hurt.


Roddy Piper: That was one hell of a crash landing for Shawn there.


Ric Flair rushes over to Shawn Michaels and screams at him, Shawn Michaels clutches his back clearly in agony as Tyson Kidd leaps down and boots Ric Flair in the face and tells him to get out of the way; Triple H considers counting both men out but instead waits to see how it plays out, Tyson Kidd grabs Shawn Michaels by the scruff of the neck and tosses Shawn back first in The Raw Announcement Table; Shawn Michaels’ face griminices in agony as Tyson Kidd puts a big boot into the gut of Shawn Michaels before propping Shawn Michaels across the top of The Raw Announcement Table.


Jim Ross: For god’s sake, Hunter just call the match off; someone you used to call a best friend might have a serious back injury.


Roddy Piper: But stopping this match is not good for business JR!


Tyson Kidd with a gleaming smile on his face leaps back up onto the ring apron and into the ring and looks at Triple H who looks torn by what’s going on but before he can do anything about it, Tyson Kidd leaps onto the top rope and springboards off of it and flies through the air, the San Antonio crowd gasps as Tyson Kidd seemingly just flies in slow-motion as he comes crashing down through the announcement table with springboard elbow but Ric Flair pulls Shawn Michaels off the table leaving Tyson Kidd to crash and burn; two chants from the crowd, “Thank You Flair,” and “Holy Shit!”


Jim Ross: Good god almighty, Tyson Kidd might be broken half.


Roddy Piper: Tyson Kidd just crashed and burned hard JR!


The fans are going nuts as Shawn Michaels slowly crawls himself up using Ric Flair before collapsing against the ring apron, Ric Flair hypes up HBK, “You’re doing great champ, you’re almost there,” but before he can do any more, Natalya comes across and grabs Ric Flair and nails him in the nuts with a knee thrust. Shawn Michaels snarls at her but his back is hurting too much, so instead he simply pushes her back down on her ass and not just staggers but limps over to Tyson Kidd before grabbing him by the head and tossing him into the ring; Shawn Michaels has to take a moments rest bite before climbing into the ring and draping his arm across Tyson Kidd hoping it’s going to be a enough.


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Jim Ross: Blah god, Shawn Michaels might have this match.


Roddy Piper: And he has Ric Flair to thank for that.


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Tyson Kidd gets a shoulder up!

The fans can’t believe it but Shawn Michaels while in agony remains calm and pulls himself up using the ring ropes but he doesn’t know how much more his body can take, so he begins to slam his left foot on the canvas being forced to use his left leg for The Sweet Chin Music as his right one has beaten up so bad; he continually begins to tune up the band ready for Sweet Chin Music as a groggy and staggered Tyson Kidd stands up but yet again, Natalya makes a nuisance of herself; leaping up onto the ring apron to distract HBK. He looks at her and snarls once again but Ric Flair gets his revenge by grabbing Natalya’s trunks pulling down her trunks to reveal granny pants which puts Triple H’s into stitches but Shawn Michaels still has a World Title to defend and as he turns his attention back to Tyson Kidd he goes for another Superkick but Shawn Michaels blocks it and pushes Kidd away and goes for the Sweet Chin Music but this time, Kidd grabs the left leg of Shawn Michaels and Dragon Screws Shawn Michaels up and over onto his back before locking in the Sharpshooter back onto the right leg of The World Heavyweight Champion.


Roddy Piper: This match is gonna be over JR, either Triple H is finally gonna be able to scre Shawn Michaels over OR he’s gonna tap, he’s taken a hellva beating to his right leg and that sick ring apron bump on his back spells bad news with a Sharp Shooter.


Jim Ross: You could be indeed right Hotrod on both front, he looks in absolute agony.


Shawn Michaels is wracked in pain, his face is grimacing with extricating pain from The Sharp Shooter while Tyson Kidd holds the hold in tight in the middle of the ring; Shawn Michaels has tears spreaming down his face from the pain of it and to make the situation more dire for Shawn Michaels and hometown crowd, Triple H straight a hole straight through Shawn Michaels and he asks Michaels a question, “Do you want to submit Shawn?” Shawn takes a long hard look at Triple H and growls back with authority, “No!” and the whole arena erupts to a ruckus of cheers; deafening as the fans urge Shawn Michaels on.


Jim Ross: Listen to these fans, goddamnit; they want to see Shawn Michaels overcome all the odds tonight.


Roddy Piper: JR, I haven’t heard a crowd this electrified in ages!


Shawn Michaels tries to crawl his way to the ring ropes but he can barely manage a foot before his back just becomes too much for him but he doesn’t look like he’s going to tap out but Triple H is seemingly getting bored of waiting and stands up but Shawn Michaels in a moment of defiance put his hands on Triple H; wrapping his arms around the right leg of Triple H, who turns and looks down and begins to bellow into laugh, a big evil grin on his face; Shawn Michaels shakes his head, the only expression Michaels can muster at the moment is one of sheer agony but it’s clear his begging with Hunter not to signal for the bell. The fans feel the same way as the boo the living hell out of Triple H as he makes a gun gesture at Shawn Michaels pointing directly at him before speaking, “Time to shoot… you… down…” which just antagonises the fans even more.


Jim Ross: Ahh you son of a bitch Hunter!


Roddy Piper: Triple H will always get his way…


Triple H then pulls up his arm and ‘pulls the trigger’ at Tyson Kidd which causes the crowd explode into cheers but so Natalya jumps into the ring and onto the back of Triple H, Triple H stumbles across the ring before finally tossing Natalya over the back of his head onto the canvas. Kidd outrage drops The Sharp Shooting and confronts Triple H, the two men begin to argue in the middle of the ring, Shawn Michaels being urged on by Ric Flair to stand back up; the fans are going nuts at the chaos, because things just get worse Tyson Kidd pushes Triple H which Triple H responds with a massive shove of his own which gets a huge cheer from the fans, Tyson Kidd lands on his ass; Natalya goes for Triple H but he side steps her and she runs straight into Sweet Chin Music from Shawn Michaels; Natalya is hit with so much force she sent straight into Triple H who gives her the crotch crop and then nails her with the Pedigree! The fans go nuts but it’s shorted lived as Tyson Kidd manages to hit The Superkick to Shawn Michaels and goes for the cover, Triple H makes the begrudging count.


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Jim Ross: Blah god, it’s all over!


Roddy Piper: Will Triple H count the three count though?


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Shawn Michaels still kicks out!

The fans literally lose their head, going completely nuts; on their feet, chanting “H… B… K!” over and over again, Tyson Kidd looks livid and yells at Hunter, “If I don’t win, this is entirely your fault!” Before climbing out onto the ring apron, holding onto the top rope; waiting for a dazed, injured back, crippled right leg Shawn Michaels to stumble back to his feet; Kidd’s on the opposite side of the ring of Shawn Michaels as The World Heavyweight Champion manages to stumble to his feet, Tyson Kidd leaps onto the top rope and springboards off of it.


Roddy Piper: What the hell you doing kid, you should of gone for another Superkick!


Jim Ross: It’s not over yet Roddy, he might nail this.


Tyson Kidd glides through the air but Shawn Michaels with all the will and strength he has left in the tank delivers one devastating Sweet Chin Music, catching Tyson Kidd midair; the fans go nuts, screaming at the top of their lungs; another batch of, “Holy Shit,” chants break out as Shawn Michaels collapses on top of Tyson Kidd, Triple H slides across and makes the count.


Jim Ross: Good god almighty, Shawn Michaels just took Tyson Kidd’s head off!


Roddy Piper: This is what makes Shawn Michaels a ring veteran and Tyson Kidd still a young pro, there was no need for Tyson Kidd to go for the Code Blue, he shoulda gone for another Superkick!


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Jim Ross: This match has gotta be over folks!


Roddy Piper: I think you’re right JR!


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*Ding Ding Ding*


Winner of the match via pinfall at 27:18 and STILL The World Heavyweight Champion: Shawn Michaels

The San Antonio crowd is on their feet giving Shawn Michaels, battered and bruised but not broken hobble to his feet; Triple H hands him The World Heavyweight Championship and looks him in the eye for one moment before walking out of the ring, leaving Ric Flair to join Shawn Michaels. Natalya is sobbing over her fallen husband’s body while Shawn Michaels of his own accord hobbles across the ring and climbs the turnbuckle and thanks the fans while holding The World Heavyweight Championship as The Royal Rumble goes backstage on more time before the main event of the evening.


We fade into our next segment where backstage announcer Renee Young is standing by with European Champion and Royal Rumble participant Daniel Bryan.

Renee Young: Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time is European Champion Daniel Bryan and, Daniel, tonight you have a giant opportunity as you enter the 2014 Royal Rumble match. What are your thoughts going into this match?


Daniel Bryan: Well, Renee, to be completely honest, I only have one thought in my mind. You'd think my head would be swimming, trying to come up with the right words to say at this point but it's all too clear for me. This, for all intents and purposes, this is the biggest night of my professional life. This match is the biggest that I have ever been apart of in my entire career. The historic Royal Rumble match. Anything can and will happen in this match. There might be some surprises, mystery participants, you name it. But, Renee, the only thought going through my head at this very moment is the same thought that has been in my head since I started here in 2012 and that is that I am The Best Wrestler In The World and no one has been able to prove otherwise. Tonight, 29 other competitors will step through those ropes and try to stake their claim but, at the end of the day, when the smoke has cleared, I guarantee that the one man left standing, the sole survivor in this match, will be the man who stands before you right here and right now.


Renee Young: What do you have to say to those who have, for lack of a better term, "called you out" and said that, perhaps, you don't have it in you to win?


Daniel Bryan: Have you been talking to Stephanie McMahon? Or maybe you've been talking to Vince himself, or even Triple H for that matter? In fact, that question right there sounded like one coming straight from a corporate memo. Look, everyone has an opinion and everyone is free to express their opinions. For example, I and the UWF fans will express ours. Is Stephanie McMahon the biggest gutter slut this business has ever seen?


The crowd screams "YES!" as Bryan continues.


Daniel Bryan: Has Vince gone completely senile?


Again, the crowd screams out "YES!" as Bryan asks another question.


Daniel Bryan: In fact, hasn't the entire McMahon family become delusional and narrow-minded?


Another big "YES!" from the UWF fans here in San Antonio as Bryan speaks more.


Daniel Bryan: That's what's great about this country but, Renee, there's something that isn't an opinion. This right here is a fact and, fact is, that I am walking to that ring at whatever number that I draw and I'm going out there to win. I have been to the top of the mountain briefly last year before the "powers that be" decided to knock me off and cast me down to the gallows. I'm not going to just sit here and take being an after-thought. No, Renee, I'm marching to that ring with the thousands of Daniel Bryan fans behind me, wearing the T-shirts, holding their signs with my name on them, chanting along with me their favorite three-lettered word and we're going to make history by winning the Royal Rumble. It doesn't matter to me what anyone has to say to the contrary because this is fact. I will win the Royal Rumble and I will headline WrestleMania and whether "the machine" wants it or not, it doesn't matter because they won't be able to keep it from happening. I have proved time in and time out that, if you throw an obstacle in my way, I'm going to knock it down and make it tap.....out. Tonight isn't about submissions or pinfalls. Tonight is about perseverance and drive and I've got more of that in my pinky finger than any of those other 29 so-called "superstars". Tonight, a "superstar" isn't going to be the last one standing. Tonight, inside of a Wrestling ring, on a Wrestling Pay-Per-View, in front of Wrestling fans, a Wrestler will stand tall and that Wrestler just so happens to be the Best. Tonight, Daniel Bryan charges full speed ahead on the Road to WrestleMania. Tonight, those non-believers? I'll make them believe in Daniel Bryan.


Bryan then walks away as we fade into the next segment.


Ding Ding Ding!

Justin Roberts: The following is the Two Thousand and Fourteen Ultimate Wrestling Federation Royal Rumble Match. The rules are as follows: 30 superstars will enter the ring starting with the superstars who drew number 1 and number 2. After the bell is rung a new superstar will enter every 90 seconds until all 30 superstars have entered. An opponent is eliminated when the superstar is thrown over the top rope and both feet touch the floor. The last superstar to survive will have a world title opportunity of his choice at UWF Wrestlemania 3!

JR:Well folks here we are, the moment of truth, who will go on to make history here tonight and go on to headline the greatest event in the history of sports entertainment Wrestlemania.


Tazz:That man is going to be a Smackdown superstar gentlemen and you want to know why, because Smackdown is where it is all at!


Piper:Are you high? Look at the name of your superstars in this match. Shark Boy? Mid Life Crisis Sting? Kevin “I don’t know who I am” Steen? Give me a break!


King:I don’t know about you JR, but I think this might be a long ass Rumble match this year.

Styles:What a great way to start out the Royal Rumble match, with the record holding 4 time World Heavyweight Champion Dean Ambrose.


Piper:Well looks like SD caught a break as Ambrose is going first which means the most dangerous man in this match must survive everyone.


"ONE FINGER AND A FIST.

I'LL CLAW MY WAY OUT OF ANY SITUATION.

I GOT A ONE-TWO PUNCH,

I'LL FIGHT MY WAY OUT OF ANY CONFRONTATION."

Tazz: I don't believe it, number two is the man who has no gimmick Steve Borden.


Piper:You have the most dangerous and the most pathetic starting this match. This is going to be interesting to say the least.

Ding Ding Ding!


The bell rings and Ambrose and Borden stare at each other from across the ring. Ambrose begins stretching and cracking his neck as he is in his black boots, black tights, black pads. Borden is on the other side stretching as the first seconds of the Rumble match go by. The crowd immediately lets itself get into the match and begins chanting BOR-ING BOR-ING trying to get under the skin of the former UWF Global Champion. It appears to work as Borden begins shouting back, “After all I ever did for you this is what I get!?” Ambrose isn’t impressed. He shouts at Sting, “We going to do this?” Steve is still arguing with the crowd and his head isn’t where it should be and Ambrose decides to take matters into his own hands as he grabs Sting and plants him to the mat with the Headlock Driver! The crowd pop and go wild as Ambrose stands up shaking his head.


Piper: Man what the hell happened to Sting?


Tazz: It’s Steve Borden get it right.


Piper: That’s exactly my point Taz. The old saying about sticks and stones, well words apparently hurt STING more!


Ambrose doesn’t even bother to follow up instead he just heads over to the turnbuckle climbs up and sits on it. The crowd pop as Ambrose looks at his wrist, miming looking at a watch. Waiting for the next competitor to step into the ring. He doesn’t have to wait long.


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Piper: Who the hell is this guy?


Styles: That’s Prince Devitt Hot Rod. This man has been nothing short of an instant classic since joining the Smackdown roster.


Taz: I remember his first match up against Mr. Kennedy, that stuff was incredible guys.


Devitt comes sliding into the ring and Ambrose is waiting for him, Devitt takes it right to Ambrose but Ambrose gives it right back as both men exchange blows with one another. Devitt actually manages to get the advantage and sends Ambrose shooting off of the ropes, Devitt is ready to hit him but Ambrose shocks the hell out of him as Ambrose drops him with a crossbody. Ambrose wastes no time as he bounces off of the ropes and as Devitt sits up Ambrose drives his knee right into Devitt’s ugly face. Devitt stands up holding his nose and Ambrose attempts to make him the first elimination of the night by grabbing him and tossing him over the top rope, but Devitt manages to land on his feet. Ambrose attempts to eliminate him but Devitt goes low and drives his shoulder into a running Ambrose. Ambrose is forced to lean over in pain as Devitt leaps up onto the top rope and proceeds to immediately leap off and connects with a flying clothesline!


JR: Wow what athleticism from the Prince. I’ve got to say gentlemen I am mighty impressed with this guy so far.


Devitt turns as Steve Borden is getting to his feet and Devitt nails him with a drop kick that sends him crashing right back down to the mat. Steve gets up in the corner and Devitt is on him with knife edge chops. Devitt is letting him have it as the countdown begins…


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Styles: Its Kevin Steen! The man who was just a few weeks ago under heavy controversy and was cut by Smackdown General Manager Stone Cold Steve Austin.


King: Yet somehow Steen found his way back to Smackdown and now here he is as the fourth entrant in the 2014 Royal Rumble!


Borden has managed to get the upperhand on Devitt and knocks him down to the mat with a big right hand. Steen comes sliding into the ring and attempts a cheap shot on the Icon as has become a pattern it would appear, but Steve isn’t going to have it this time. He turns around just as Steen is about to nail him in the back and kicks Steen right in the gut. Steen hunches over the Borden unleashes a sharp knife edge chop that staggers Steen. Borden sends Steen into the corner of the ring and Borden follows him by running up to him and crushing him with a Stinger Splash. Borden goes out to the center of the ring where Steen comes staggering forward and the Icon grabs Steen and plants him to the mat with a big scoop slam. The Icon is looking good until he is spun around and nailed with a right hand by Dean Ambrose, Borden responds in kind and the two duke it out as the 5th entrant begins to countdown.



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Piper: Oh shit! Not this guy!


JR: Bah Gawd it’s Daniel Bryan, the man who is looking for redemption here tonight is making a beeline for the ring looking to win this year’s Royal Rumble.


Daniel Bryan slides into the ring and immediately goes after his old frienemy Dean Ambrose. Ambrose attempts a punch but Bryan ducks it before driving a kick into Ambrose’s side. Borden attempts to take a cheap shot but Bryan sees it coming and nails Borden in the face with an elbow. Ambrose gets another kick to the side before Bryan spins around and kicks Borden in the gut. Bryan drops Ambrose with a clothesline and turns and nails Borden with a dropkick causing the place to go wild.


JR: Daniel Bryan showing what he is made of going against two of the biggest names in the UWF and favorites to win this match.


Styles: I have to admit JR, when Smackdown lost the services of Daniel Bryan we lost out big time.


Devitt comes at him attempting a cheap shot but Bryan counters and sends Devitt crashing head first into the mat with a drop toe hold. Devitt sits up holding his nose. A big mistake for Bryan is there and poised and ready and unleashes a roundhouse kick that connects with the side of Devitt’s head. Steen is all that is left who rushes Bryan, who merely ducks, grabs the top rope and pulls it down, sending Steen sailing over the top rope and to the floor below, being the first man eliminated from the Royal Rumble match.


Styles: And Steen is the first man eliminated this year, as Daniel Bryan has come in on fire.


Kevin Steen has been Eliminated from the Royal Rumble match by Daniel Bryan!


Bryan has no time to celebrate as Ambrose has reached his feet, he nails Ambrose with an European uppercut as the timer for the sixth entrant begins to play.


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Piper: Holy Shit! Look at this big mother fu****


JR: My lord, it’s Yokozuna. The former Royal Rumble Winner! This is indeed quite a surprise entrant!


Taz: I wanna know who is going to throw this guy over the top rope JR!


Yokozuna steps into the ring to a nice pop from the crowd and Daniel Bryan immediately goes running at him, but Yokozuna doesn’t budge, instead it is Daniel Bryan who hits the mat hard. Devitt is the next man to try, but Yokozuna catches him Devitt and throws him into the corner hard! Yokozuna runs at Devitt, crushing him with a running splash. Devitt hits the mat hard back first and is in perfect position for what comes next.


King: Oh no! We’re not going to see the Banzai Drop are we?


JR: I can’t believe it, but Yes King it is Banzai time!


Yokozuna hops onto the second rope and comes down on Devitt ass first squashing the life out of the Prince! The crowd pop at the move very loudly and get even louder as Yokozuna goes up to the ropes again for a second time, looking to come down with a Bonzai drop for a second time, this proves to be costly as Daniel Bryan and Dean Ambrose come out of nowhere and together shove Yokozuna off the turnbuckle and over the top rope and to the floor below ending the 500 pound behemoth’s short Rumble stint.


Styles: Well I’ve got to say that was a bit disappointing.


Piper: What did you expect from a surprise entrant?


Dean Ambrose and Daniel Bryan have eliminated Yokozuna!


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JR: Well here he comes folks, one of the men who failed to appear in the lead up to the transatlantic title match looking to make up for it here in the Royal Rumble match.


Test slides into the ring and Bryan and Ambrose attempt to rush him but Test just clotheslines both men down to the mat hard. Bryan is up first and Test grabs him and sends him crashing to the mat with a full nelson slam. Ambrose comes running at him but Test is prepared and takes Ambrose as he rushes him and connects with a power slam. The crowd let off some heat as Test stands up and waits for anyone to get to their feet. Unfortunately the man who gets to his feet is Borden and Borden gets blasted with a massive big boot from Test.


Piper: Test is looking incredible so far in this match JR. Where the hell was this a week ago?


Taz: Test is fighting like a man with a chip on his shoulder Hot Rod, I love it!


Test sees Devitt getting up somehow after taking the Bonsai and he is easy pickings for Test, who grabs Devitt and plants him to the mat with a big pumphandle slam. The crowd boo loudly as Test stands tall in the ring. The timer begins counting down and Test begins motioning for whoever it is, to bring it!


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King: Looks like this match just got a little bit holier gentlemen, as it is Reverend D’Von!


Piper: He is going to need a miracle if he hopes to win this match King!


Dvon comes into the ring ready to rock and Test takes a big swing but Devon ducks underneath it. He bounces off the ropes and comes down on Test with flying shoulder block. Test hits the ground hard, and yet Devon is waiting for him as he gets right back up. Devon nails Test with a corkscrew back elbow smash that knocks Test up precariously against the ropes. Devon rushes him and connects with a clothesline that sends Test over the top rope and landing hard on the floor. “Oh testify!” Devon shouts, “another sinner has been dealt with!”


Styles: Devon just made poor Test look like a chump.


Taz: That’s because Test IS a chump Joey.


Test has been eliminated by Reverend Devon!


Devon turns as Bryan gets to his feet and Devon kicks Bryan in the gut and drops him to the mat with a vertical suplex in the center of the ring. Devon gets up and performs the sign of the cross signaling the end for Daniel Bryan, but he is cut short as Borden is behind him who drops to his knees and hits Devon with a low blow. The crowd boo loudly as Borden grabs Devon and plants him to the mat with a big Borden Death Drop.


Piper: The Scorpion Death drop! Hell yeah I love that move!


King: It’s the Borden Death Drop Hot Rod.


Piper: Wow, way to kill a move you old bastard!


The Stinger wipes the sweat from his eyes as the countdown begins again.


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JR: The former World Champion is here, by gawd its John Cena.


Styles: Cena getting a mixed reaction here tonight, he says he wants to go straight but I’m not so sure he means it.


Piper: You want to know who else wishes he could go straight. Steve Borden!


Cena comes sliding into the ring and immediately begins staring down Borden. Borden looks exhausted after all he is by no means a young man, and compared to the fresh and reinvigorated John Cena it doesn’t look good. Cena throws up his arms and says “come on old man, talking is over, let’s see if you can put up.” Borden stares a hole in Cena, “You think you can take me, I was beating men your size when you were in diapers!” With that it is on as Cena goes for a right but Borden blocks it. Borden nails Cena across the jaw with a big right hand, and another and a third. On the fourth try however Cena blocks it and nails Borden in the face with a right. Cena nails him again, again, and again. Borden is sent up against the ropes and Cena sends Borden shooting right off of them, Borden hits the opposite side before running into Cena who drops Borden to the ground with a big hip toss. Cena stands tall ready to make things more interesting until he sees Dean Ambrose in the corner watching him. Cena points at Ambrose and waves his hand in front of his face. “You can’t see me!” Shouts the kids in the audience.


Styles: Cena is clearly letting himself get distracted by Dean Ambrose!


JR: Look out John, look out!


It is too late because Borden has reached his feet and proceeds to nail Cena with the stiffest right hand imaginable, clearly there is bad blood between these two behind the scenes, before Borden grabs Cena and plants him to the mat with a belly to belly suplex that leaves both men laying in the ring.


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Taz: Oh hell yeah here come the newlyweds, Layla and the Masterpiece Chris Masters!


Piper: I heard this man once punched a tree and put a fire out. If he can do that there is no way in hell he is going to lose this match.


JR: I don’t think that’s accurate Roddy. [/COLOR]


Masters comes into the ring looking like a professional body builder and not a professional wrestler. Masters comes in and immediately goes after Dean Ambrose driving him into the corner with right hands. Ambrose is defenseless in the corner allowing Masters to go low and drive his massive shoulder right into the gut of Ambrose. Once he is done with that Masters pulls Ambrose right into a brutal clothesline. Masters gets up as Prince Devitt comes running at him but Masters catches him and lifts him up into a gorilla press slam, he then proceeds to drop Prince Devitt right on his front side. Masters shows off his “guns” as Layla applauds him for it proud of her husband. He turns around and out of nowhere Daniel Bryan comes flying at him and nails him with a running dropkick. Masters gets right back up and Bryan grabs him and sends the masterpiece to the mat with a huge Regal Plex! The crowd applaud Bryan’s move as he gets up followed by the Masterpiece. Just as they are about to collide again Borden and Cena come in and Borden nails Bryan with a right while Cena nails Masters with a left. All four men begin brawling and it isn’t long before Ambrose joins in attacking anyone he can get his hands on. Soon Devon is in the thick of things as well as the Rumble has become a brawl as the count down begins.


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Styles: Oh god no! Not him!


Taz: I can’t believe this joker still has a job!


King: I’m suddenly flashing back to the nightmare that was last summer and I do not like what I see.


Zach Ryder is fist pumping his way into the ring before he steps into the ring. As he does everyone standing in the ring just stops doing what they are doing and they turn to Zach Ryder. Ryder’s eyes grow big as literally every superstar grabs him and together all 5 men throw Zach Ryder out of the ring and eliminate him.


Steve Borden, Dean Ambrose, Daniel Bryan, John Cena, Devon Dudley and Chris Masters all Eliminate Zach Ryder.


Piper: HAHAHAHAH Go back to trolling the backstage area you piece of shit!


King: I wonder if that was Triple H’s doing. We all know he loves to bury guys like Zach Ryder!


As soon as Zach Ryder is eliminated the six men break off into pairs again and begin hitting each other. Cena gets the advantage on Masters and begins trying to throw him over the top rope. Cena struggles with Masters until the good Reverend nails him from behind saving Masters from being eliminated. Devon drives his hands into Cena’s face, and the crowd begin oohing as Prince Devitt is back looking to eliminate both Dvon and Cena in one swoop. Unfortunately for Devitt it costs him dearly as Devon moves out of the way and Cena catches him on his shoulders. The crowd show their approval and cheer as Cena adjusts Devitt’s attitude and eliminates him from the Royal Rumble match.


Piper: Wow! Devitt is going to be feeling that elimination in the morning.


King: Devitt didn’t stand a chance there, that’s what happens when you get cocky!


Prince Devitt has been eliminated by John Cena!


Devon immediately goes back on the attack on Cena who took some extra energy doing that. Devon grabs Cena and attempts to eliminate him as the timer begins counting down once again.


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King: Oh man its time to break some walls down here in this Royal Rumble match.


Piper: I completely forgot this guy existed guys. Who is he again?


Despite Piper’s comments the crowd love seeing Jericho as he slides into the ring ready to do battle. Jericho immediately goes after Dean Ambrose clearly still upset about what happened a month ago at Starrcade. Jericho unleashes a knife edge chop to Ambrose as Cena finally gets Devon off of him in the opposite corner. Devon sees Jericho and grabs the inventor of pretty much everything and spins him around, but Jericho is like a coil ready to spring and before Devon can even think straight Jericho nails him with the Codebreaker to the delight of the crowd.


JR: Well I remember who this man is Hot Rod and he appears to not have missed a beat.


Styles: Jericho is always impressive no matter what the stage it is.


Jericho gets up and Masters attempts to rush him but Jericho just drops him with a drop toe hold before grabbing Masters by the legs and spinning him around and locking him into the Walls of Jericho! The crowd explode into cheers as Layla’s face is showing signs of concern as the countdown begins again.


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JR: It’s the Irish Curse, he’s coming to get himself some of the men in the ring.


Piper: Hopefully he does more than he did on Raw!


Sheamus comes sliding into the ring and upon stepping in is immediately dropped with a clothesline from Cena. Sheamus gets up quickly and Cena tosses him over the top rope. The Irish Curse manages to save himself by landing on the apron. Cena goes for the elimination but Sheamus manages to get a knee up and halt the attempt at elimination. That is until Daniel Bryan comes out of nowhere and connects with a dropkick from the side that knocks Sheamus off of the apron and to the ground below eliminating him.


Piper: Well looks like Sheamus did the same exact thing he did on Raw this week. Nothing!


Taz: Very astute Piper. Maybe you should be named King of the obvious.


Sheamus has been eliminated by Daniel Bryan.


Bryan takes a second to collect himself as he’s been in there for a little while yet. He turns and sees Devon and Cena teaming up to try and take out Borden and without hesitating rushes both of them and goes low on both of them with a double chop block. Cena and Devon are forced to fall down and Borden goes landing on the apron. Bryan gets up and sees Ambrose in the corner and rushes him, Ambrose at the same time rushes Bryan and both clothesline each other in the center of the ring knocking each other out. The fans applaud as all the men in the Rumble still are down as the countdown begins again.


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Taz: Business just picked up, it’s the United States Champions folks and one of the hottest superstars on Smackdown right now.


Piper: Hopefully he’s a better champion then your former World Champion just saying.


Booker comes sliding into the ring ready to make his Rumble debut and he goes after the only man standing at the moment, Devon Dudley. Booker brushes Devon’s chin up before driving a big knife edge chop into Devon’s chest. Booker then shoots Devon off the ropes and he comes back right into a spinning heel kick. Booker gets up and smiles as Devon fights to his feet only to be nailed with a scissors kick from the King and US Champion. With everyone in the ring down Booker gets down to a knee and performs a very special rumbleroonie.


Piper: This is your problem on Smackdown guys. All your superstars are dumb enough to do something like this then throw someone’s ass over the top rope.


Styles: Those be fighting words Hot Rod, you better hope those showy superstars don’t win the rumble or you’ll be eating more than JR’s hat.


Booker gets up proud of himself only to be dropped to the mat by a right hand from Borden. Borden is not impressed with the United States Champion at all and kicks him in the gut before driving him down to the mat with a clubbing blow. King Booker is really hurting now as Borden grabs him and sends him crashing head first into the turnbuckle. Booker spins around in the corner and Borden lifts him up on top of the turnbuckle and begins trying to shove Booker over the top rope. Booker struggles until finally drives his fingers into the eyes of Steve and rakes his eyes. The crowd cheer as Borden gets to his feet and the United States Champion grabs him and exacts some revenge by dropping Borden to the mat with the Bookend as the countdown begins.


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Taz: Oh Shell Yeah!


Piper: Oh god, not this Cunt!


King: Business is about to pick up on the Smackdown side folks.


Shark boy comes into the ring swinging as he nails first Booker with big right hands, followed by Ambrose, followed by Bryan. Ambrose and Bryan are staggered by the barrage and Shark Boy is able to grab both men and performs a noggin knocker that has both men fall to the floor with a massive headache. This leaves Booker who Shark Boy sends shooting off of the ropes only for Booker to come back and be dropped with the Lou Thesz Press. Shark Boy unleashes shell indeed, driving his fists into Booker’s face. Shark Boy gets off and bounces off the ropes before driving his elbow into the United States Champion in the skull. The Book man finds a way to get to his feet and Shark Boy kicks him in the gut before driving him down with the Chummer. Booker shoots up staggered on the ropes and Shark Boy rushes him and sends him sailing over the top rope and to the floor below.


King Booker has been eliminated by Shark Boy!


JR: Well we are only at the halfway point gentlemen and yet many superstars including 1 and 2 are still in this match.


Styles: I can’t wait to see who comes out as the next 15 entrants!


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Piper: Oh fantastic it is THIS guy?


Taz: You’ve been talking about all of these disappointing superstars on Smackdown, I don’t believe there is another superstar more disappointing on this roster then Christopher Daniels and that is saying something.


JR: Hey now, it was only a few days ago Christopher Daniels was the European Champion Taz.


Daniels slides into the ring completely ignoring Shark Boy and immediately going after Daniel Bryan. Bryan is in the corner and Daniels begins unloading right hands into Bryan before whipping him so hard into the opposite corner that Bryan bounces back hard. This allows Daniels to unload with a sharp dropkick. Bryan is hurting still from just the constant tear on his body which is why Daniels heads to the top rope. Daniels is going for the World’s best moonsault. Suddenly as Daniels goes to turn around he slips and falls hard and lands on the ring floor eliminating himself.


Christopher Daniels has been eliminated by Christopher Daniels.


Piper: I get now why they call him the fallen angel JR. I’ve never seen anyone crash and burn as fast as Daniels just did.


JR: Daniels has no one to blame but himself for his “fall from grace” Hot Rod.


Shark Boy has watched the whole thing and heads over and begins stomping away on Bryan in the hopes of wearing down one of the favorites in this match up. Meanwhile Jericho is once again attacking Ambrose in the opposite corner and isn’t letting go when suddenly Ambrose goes low and flips Jericho over the top rope. The crowd expect an elimination but it isn’t to be just yet as Jericho manages to begin skinning the cat as only one foot touches the ground. The crowd applaud but as Jericho is upside down pulling himself back up he is met by a hard Knee Trembler from Dean Ambrose, eliminating Jericho from the match once and for all!


Dean Ambrose has Eliminated Chris Jericho!


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King: It’s the Pope! Holy crap! I don’t believe it!


Styles: The legendary Pope is back! This is a great surprise Hot Rod.


Pope comes sliding into the ring and he looks around and sees all four corners being taken up by different people. Pope picks the corner with Cena in it and hits him with the DDE! The crowd pop but Pope isn’t done he immediately hops down and heads to the opposite corner where he crushes Devon with the DDE! The crowd is absolutely loving it as Pope gets down and goes to the third corner and crushes Dean Ambrose with the DDE! Pope hops down and turns to the final corner where Chris Masters is waiting. Pope goes for it but Masters moves out of the way at the last second. Pope catches himself on the corner but in an awkward position allowing himself to be opened up to a blind side shove from Masters that sends Dinero sailing so far he lands on the ring barricade before hitting the floor.


D’Angelo Dinero has been Eliminated by Chris Masters!


Masters is proud of himself for getting rid of the UWF Legend. Layla is shown on the outside cheering for him until she feels someone breathing down her neck. She turns and her eyes grow wide as she sees who it is that is standing right behind her.


Styles: Oh dear lord, that’s CM Punk and AJ Lee.


JR: I don’t like where this is going Joey!


Punk takes Layla’s arm and AJ takes the other and both just look at Masters smiling as if to say, come and get us. Masters begins shouting at Punk as the countdown for the next contestant begins counting down.


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Sami Callihan begins making his entrance down to the ring Masters is so distracted by Punk and AJ that Steve Borden manages to come up behind Masters and eliminate him from the match.


Steve Borden has eliminated Chris Masters!


Punk and AJ begin laughing at Masters who has just been eliminated due to their interference, but the laughing stops as soon as Masters gets to his feet. Punk and AJ share a look with each other before immediately hitting the crowd and heading up the steps of the AT&T center. Masters doesn’t wish to leave Layla who is forced to just watch them go.


King: Oh man, Smackdown is going to be interesting with these two power couples going nuts.


Piper: Great it’s a love story, hello, it’s the Royal Rumble here!


Callihan has come into the ring and has literally devastated everyone in the ring with his brutal type of offense. Callihan grabs Devon and drops him to the mat with a side slam. Callihan isn’t done there as he literally gets on top of Devon and begins punching him. Callihan doesn’t look like he is going to stop as the countdown for the next participant begins.


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Taz: Oh yeah here is my pick to win the Royal Rumble match! The Hardcore Champion AJ Styles.


Styles: I have to agree with you Taz and its not only because we share the same last name!


AJ slides into the ring and immediately goes after Callihan driving his fists into him. AJ sends Callihan off of the ropes but Callihan responds by whipping AJ but AJ just bounces off of the ropes and comes back with a flying forearm that drives Callihan to the mat. Callihan is a tough sob however and gets right back up, allowing AJ to drop him with a dropkick. AJ is standing there hoping to god that Callihan gets up and he does allowing AJ to nail him with a Pele kick! This finally keeps Callihan down.


JR: Wow, I miss seeing AJ Styles on Monday Nights, but I can’t say how great a pick up for Smackdown this guy is.


Piper: Oh come on JR, the guy held our World Title for a day and then went to a different show. He’s nothing but a traitor.


AJ turns around and Shark Boy is there driving a big right hand into AJ’s face. Shark Boy goes for a second one, but AJ blocks it and nails Shark Boy with one of his own and then another, before AJ shocks everyone in the crowd by connecting with a Hurricarana. Shark Boy sits up from the momentum and AJ bounces off the ropes and connects with a running knee to the face of Shark Boy. The crowd pop as the Hardcore Champion throws out his arms and the fans explode into cheers. All attention is on AJ as the countdown marker begins counting down for the 20th entrant.


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King: Well here is a guy who could buy himself the Rumble win guys. The former World Heavyweight Champion!


Styles: Dibiase is a legacy in this business folks, and can he help cement the family name with a Royal Rumble victory here tonight.


Dibiase slides into the ring and AJ attempts to clothesline Deebs to the mat but Dibiase slides underneath, hits the ropes and drops Styles to the mat with a shoulder block. Dibiase hits the ropes and AJ switches over to his stomach forcing Dibiase to leap over him, then AJ leap frogs over Dibiase to cheers from the crowd, but AJ lands funny and is knocked off balance allowing Dibiase to nail him from behind with clubbing blow. AJ hits the mat and Dibiase begins stomping away on him as brutally as he can. He stops and turns and is immediately dropped to the mat by a big clothesline from Callihan who has jumped back to life. Dibiase gets up and Callihan picks him up and body slams him right back down to the mat. Dibiase tries to roll to the corner of the ring, but Callihan wants him there badly, as he steps on Dibiase’s throat and with the help of the ropes begins choking him.


Styles: This Sami Callihan has a vicious mean streak that we are witnessing right now that has the potential to make him one of the superstars on Smackdown with the most potential.


King: Sami Callihan scares the living shit out of me Joey. He’s like Dean Ambrose only crazier.


Callihan lets go of Dibiase as Daniel Bryan gets to his feet which doesn’t last long as Callihan is right there to kick Bryan in the gut and send him crashing to the mat with dead lift Saito Suplex that gets a nice round of applause from the audience. Callihan gets up worse for wear but still is the only one standing as he heads over to the side of the ring where Ambrose is laying and Callihan begins kicking the crap out of him.


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Piper: Oh yeah, the Instant Classic is in the house!


JR: Christian has been talking about one more match since he came back to Raw and now has the chance to earn it, and he has received a pretty good number there too.


Christian slides into the ring and bends down as he waits for Callihan to turn around. When Callihan does, Christian goes rushing him and connects with a massive spear that shakes the ring. Christian isn’t done their however as he gets up to the top rope as Devon gets to his feet and Christian leaps off and connects with a brutal missile dropkick. The crowd loves it even more when Cena gets up and Christian grabs him and sends him crashing down to the mat with the Killswitch! Christian gets up and Dibiase is on his feet and attempts a cheap shot but Christian side steps him grabs him and throws him over the top rope and to the floor below to the delight of the crowd.


Ted Dibiase has been Eliminated by Christian


King: Wow, Christian is on fire here tonight, he’s taking everyone out!


Piper: He’s making up for screwing up last week on Raw.


Christian turns around and finds himself getting punched right in the stomach by Steve Borden. Borden unleashes another big shot, and another, and another before whipping Christian hard into the corner of the ring. Not willing to waste anytime the former Stinger rushes him and performs a big splash in the corner on Christian! The crowd is booing now heavily. Christian is out on his feet and in serious trouble as Borden takes Christian down by the legs, and wraps him up in the Scorpion DeathLock! The crowd is booing as Christian is stuck in the middle of the ring. Christian taps out but this is the rumble match and it does him no good as the countdown for the next superstar begins to play.


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Piper: What the F***? Its Sting!?


Taz: But I thought Steve Borden was Sting?


Down from the rafters comes the Icon into the ring to the delight of the crowd and Borden immediately lets go of the Deathlock in order to deal with this pretender. But the pretender has Borden’s legendary baseball bat in hand and as Borden goes to attack he gets nailed in the gut with the bat to a huge pop. Sting then takes the bat and smashes it across Borden’s back to an even larger pop.


JR: I’ve witnessed some strange things in my time calling Royal Rumble matches, but I think this one takes the proverbial cake.


King: Thanks JR, now I’m hungry!


Borden gets up holding his guts in as he has been worn down since entering number 2 overall, and things are about to get much worse for him as Sting takes him and with as much force as he can muster throws Borden over the top rope and to the floor below eliminating him from the match.


Steve Borden has been Eliminated by Sting!


King: How humiliating, being eliminated from the Rumble Match by your own alter ego, this is horrible!


Piper: Who the hell is this guy?


The Sting in the ring begins to laugh before pulling out a wash cloth and begins wiping off the face paint to reveal his true identity.


King: Its Edge! Oh my god! The Rated R Superstar is back and he deserves a damn academy award for that performance.


Styles: Edge pretending to be Sting has just eliminated Steve Borden from this match!


Edge turns his attention back into the ring as he throws off the trenchcoat he was wearing and sees Daniel Bryan getting to his feet. Edge wastes no time rushing him and dropping D-Bry with a bone jarring spear. Edge turns around and sees Christian getting to his feet, well Edge can’t have that and he proceeds to spear the hell out of Christian. Finally it is Dean Ambrose’s turn as he stands up and gets kicked in the gut before being dropped by Edge’s Edgecution! The crowd pop as they love seeing Edge in the ring again.


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JR: Here he comes the Transatlantic Champion, the founder of Hulkamania, Hulk Hogan.


Piper: Oh no! Every time I think things will get better this guy shows up!


Edge turns to look at Hogan as Edge wants to rip into the legend of the Hulkster, but it isn’t to be as suddenly AJ Styles comes up behind him and throws him over the top rope eliminating him from the match.


Edge has been eliminated by AJ Styles


Styles: The former UWF Champion got ahead of himself there and it costs him as the Hardcore Champion just eliminated him from this match!


Hogan comes stepping into this ring and immediately points at AJ and the crowd shouts, “You!” AJ takes a swing at Hogan, but the Hulkster blocks it before driving his big right hand into AJ’s skull. Another one, another one, a third before Hogan sends AJ sailing off the ropes, AJ comes back and Hogan nails him in the face with a big boot! The crowd get to their feet as Hogan goes bouncing off the ropes and comes down on top of AJ with a big leg drop! Hogan stands up and begins shaking violently telling the crowd he is in the zone here tonight. Up to their feet come Devon and Cena who immediately go after Hogan, but Hogan just grabs both of them and slams their heads together. The crowd pop as Hogan picks up Devon and body slams him down to the mat. Which leaves Hogan and Cena in the ring.


JR: John Cena called out Hulk Hogan on Raw and it looks like he’s going to get the Hulkster right here right now.


Hogan picks up Cena and body slams him hard right down to the mat to the delight of the crowd. Cena immediately gets up and Hogan grabs him and attempts to eliminate Cena from contention right here and now. However Cena is known for being able to overcome the odds and Cena holds on for dear life as Hogan tries to toss him over. The two are struggling while the countdown begins to countdown.


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JR: You’ve got to be kidding me!


King: They told me announcers weren’t allowed to be in this match, and I tried to enter it!


Piper has already thrown off his commentating gear and hops into the ring. He sees his opportunity and he isn’t going to let it go by as he grabs Hogan from behind and shoves him, with the help of Cena on the other side of the apron the two men are able to eliminate the Transatlantic Champion from the Rumble match.


Roddy Piper and John Cena have eliminated Hulk Hogan from the Rumble match!


JR: Bah Gawd! Piper and Cena have just eliminated Hulk Hogan from the Rumble!


Taz: Piper’s head is going to explode after this one JR.


Piper then begins wrestling to get Cena eliminated too not wanting to ruin his chances at winning the Rumble. Piper is old however, and rusty in the ring, hence why he never hears Daniel Bryan come up behind him and throw him out of the match and send him back to the commentary table.


Roddy Piper has been eliminated by Daniel Bryan.


King: Oh this is great, Daniel Bryan just eliminated Piper. I cannot stop laughing right now.


Styles: Just another reason for Piper to hate Bryan’s guts I suppose King.


Bryan wastes no time moving on from the elimination as he turns and runs right into Shark Boy with a clothesline that nearly takes Shark Boy’s head off. The crowd explode into cheers as Bryan gets up and Devon is right there behind him and grabs Daniel and sends him whipping towards the corner, Daniel manages however to stop himself before he hits the corner and Devon rushes after him and isn’t able to stop as Bryan moves out of the way and the Reverend crashes into the corner. DVon comes out of the corner and Bryan rushes him before dropping him to the mat with a brutal clothesline. Bryan is onto attacking Callihan in the ring as the countdown for the next contestant begins playing.


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King: Well I’ll be a son of a gun, it’s the true King of The ring, he’s back!


JR: Austin Aries surprising everyone as the 25th entrant in the Royal Rumble match! Bah Gawd listen to this ovation.


Piper: Well that didn’t go at all like I planned… Hey it is that Aries guy.


Aries comes into the ring and immediately grabs Daniel Bryan and kicks him in the gut. Aries grabs Daniel and lifts him up high into the air before dropping him with a brain buster! The crowd begins to chant welcome back as Callihan takes a run at him only for Aries to send him flying over top of him and landing on his back hard on the mat. Aries isn’t done there as he turns and sees Christian and wastes no time grabbing the instant classic before planting him to the ground with a Russian leg sweep. Christian is down and Aries immediately begins heading to the top rope. Aries gets to the top rope looks around and performs the 450 splash to the delight of the San Antonio crowd! Of course the impact takes a lot out of Aries as he rolls around on the mat holding his stomach as all the men in the ring are currently down. Several seconds tick by before the counter begins for the next contestant to come out to the ring.


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Styles: If there weren’t any assholes in this arena tonight here comes the biggest one of them all.


Piper: I still don’t get why anyone would want the moniker the Asshole, but hell you’ve also got cunts on Smackdown so what do I know?


Kennedy comes sliding into the ring as the former Hardcore Champion begins scouting his target which is Austin Aries. Aries is getting up gingerly with the help of the ropes and as he gets to his feet after several long seconds Kennedy rushes him and Kennedy clotheslines Aries so hard both men go sailing over the top rope and to the floor below.


Mr. Kennedy has eliminated Austin Aries and himself!


Kennedy gets up to his knees and looks around, completely unable to believe what he has just done. He slams his hands against the floor in rage unable to believe he has just eliminated himself from this match.


Styles: And Mr. Kennedy’s momentum gets the job done eliminating Austin Aries, but unfortunately I think it also means that he has now eliminated himself.


Piper: That’s the problem with Mr. Kennedy and his ilk Joey. He has plenty of heart but hardly ever uses that head!


The officials begin arguing with Kennedy who wants to get back in the match but the officials are telling him it isn’t going to happen. Kennedy is furious at the events that have just taken place as business picks up back in the ring. Ambrose and Cena are staring each other down from across the ring and the crowd pops loudly before the two men get in each other’s faces and begin nailing each other with big right hands. Cena and Ambrose clearly hate each other as it is evident in every blow they throw at one another until Ambrose goes low and drives his knee into Cena’s gut. Ambrose then attempts to drive Cena over to the ropes but Cena gets an elbow into Ambrose’s stomach. Cena attempts to eliminate Ambrose but Dean manages to step on Cena’s foot forcing the former European Champion off of him. Ambrose unleashes a hard knife edge chop to Cena only for Cena to respond with a big right hand of his own. The crowd is on fire for these two heavyweights smacking and beating the hell out of each other.


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Piper: How the hell does this guy get into the match and not Homicide or Hernandez? Someone who picks these surprise entrants is clearly high.


Styles: That would most likely be our Head Writer on Smackdown Hot Rod!


Sin Cara hits his trampoline that everyone on the camera pretends doesn’t exist as he sails over the top rope and lands, well kinda. Sin Cara completely botches the landing and his leg crumbles and breaks right in the ring. Cena and Ambrose immediately pause their fist fighting and see Sin Cara screaming in pain holding his leg which is clearly broken. Cena and Ambrose immediately head over to Sin Cara and very gently lift him up and dump him over the top rope where he lands on the ground and EMT’s are immediately upon him to get him on a stretcher.


JR: My lord, did anyone else see Sin Cara’s leg, that thing was twisted and broken in ways that well might make some people very sick.


Taz: Sin Cara just pulled an Anderson Silva, and what a tough break that was.


Piper: Hey Taz, I’m the only one around here who can be making puns dammit.


Sin Cara has been eliminated by John Cena and Dean Ambrose


Cena and Ambrose immediately begin nailing each other again until at last Ambrose gets the leg up and nails Cena hard enough that Cena falls on his ass totally stunned. Ambrose immediately rushes Cena and nails Cena in the face with his knee. Cena is stuck on the mat and Ambrose drops his knee onto Cena’s face a second time though this time is even stiffer than the first. Ambrose appears to snap as drives a knee again and again into Cena’s skull getting a mixed reaction from the crowd. Ambrose steps away finally from Cena as the countdown begins for the next contestant.


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King: Oh boy somebody is about to get their ass kicked this should be fun!


Piper: Wow Mark Henry in real life looks like a spokesman for Dunkin Donuts not the World’s Strongest man!


Henry comes in and Ambrose goes to attack but Henry just throws him down hard to the mat. Ambrose gets up and decides to try something different and attempts a clothesline, but Henry doesn’t even move. Henry uses his massive forearms to drive Ambrose down to the mat again. Henry is looking like the World’s Strongest man here. Especially when AJ Styles climbs up to the top rope, he pauses a moment however trying to think what he can do to the bigger Henry, but unfortunately Henry isn’t going to just stand there and wait and Henry grabs AJ and throws him off the top rope and thankfully for AJ right back into the center of the ring. Henry looks great until Shark Boy and Callihan together go low and double chop block Henry’s legs out from under him to the delight of the crowd.


Styles: That shows you how tough Mark Henry is that it took two men to get him just to fall down.


JR: Much like Yokozuna who is going to be able to lift Mark Henry over the top rope and eliminate him?


Shark Boy tells Callihan something and Shark Boy heads over to the turnbuckle and climbs up to the second rope. Shark Boy throws up a fin before leaping and coming down on Henry with a fishing elbow from the second turnbuckle. The crowd pop loudly at Shark Boy who gets up and is immediately nailed with a Bicycle kick from Callihan! The fans don’t appreciate that too much as they let Callihan hear it.


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Piper: Wow the locker room must really be empty if this guy is the 29th entrant.


JR: You just hate him because he brings a bad name to the Scottish Hot Rod.


McIntrye steps into the ring and before he is even in the ring for a second Callihan sends him sailing over the top rope and eliminates him in record timing.


Piper: Great a Scotsman has the record for quickest elimination this sucks ass!


Taz: This is slowly not becoming your night Hot Rod. Now all we need is a Smackdown guy to take it home!


Sami Callihan has eliminated Drew McIntyre from the Royal Rumble


McIntrye hits the floor and screams in rage at being eliminated literally the very second he entered the match. Callihan is all laughs at his work as he turns back to the ring and finds Christian waiting for him. Christian attempts to take Callihan’s head off but Callihan ducks and grabs Christian and drops him with the headlock driver! Callihan gets up screaming as he is truly feeling it now. Devon gets up and Callihan nails him with a big right hand and another big right hand. Devon takes refuge in the corner and Callihan heads over and begins nailing Devon with huge rights before attempting to eliminate one half of the tag team champions. Callihan tries as hard as he can to eliminate Devon but Devon nails him with an elbow and thus saving his chances. Callihan is in trouble as Devon drops him with a big clothesline, but Devon is exhausted as well and both men just lay on the ground.


JR: My god this match has been nothing but a train wreck since the get go. Half of this men still in this match have been in their for a very very long time.


Styles: And with all of these men hurting and in trouble you have to believe the number 30 entrant is going to have a massive advantage and I think we all can guess at this moment who that number thirty entrant is going to be.


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Piper: Hell yeah my pick to win the Royal Rumble is here and he’s number 30. You might as well just hand Sandow the Main Event match.


Taz: I don’t know about that Piper, Sandow is going to be in the ring with some of the best superstars in all of UWF! [/COLOR]


Sandow throws off his classic robe to reveal his pink tights that he is famous for before sliding into the ring and seeing Mark Henry standing there waiting for him after having taken down Devon with a big clothesline. Sandow throws up a time out hoping to save himself but Henry is like a bull who sees red and charges, a big mistake as Sandow drops grabbing the top rope and Henry goes plowing over the top rope and falls to the floor below. Henry lands feet first and slams his hand into the apron in frustration. Sandow just points to his head, “This is the most important muscle, and the one you fail to work the most.”


Mark Henry has been eliminated by Damien Sandow


The crowd begin to cheer as Captain Charisma is standing behind Sandow and charges him hoping to eliminate him. But Sandow again uses his brain and moves out of the way, Christian hits the ropes hard and it takes all the wind out of him. It allows Sandow to grab Christian and send him sailing over the ropes and to the floor below eliminating him in the process.


Christian has been eliminated by Damien Sandow


Piper: See why he is my pick, he eliminated two people within a few seconds of being in this match and he has barely had to lift even a finger.


King: I’ll give Sandow this he is a very bright and capable individual but I don’t know how he is going to walk out of this match with a win with the number of superstars left in this ring.


8 Superstars remain in the ring as Sandow is the freshest of the group. Sandow immediately tries to eliminate 3 in a row by grabbing Devon and shoving him up onto the top rope and begins trying to shove Devon over, but the Reverend still has some fight left in him. Devon fights as best he can until he is saved by Daniel Bryan as Bryan sees his former comrade in arms and immediately drives his forearm into Sandow’s back. This gives Devon enough room to step back into the ring as Bryan nails Sandow with a big knife edge chop. Sandow goes to the corner and Bryan kicks Sandow right in the gut. Bryan does is again and a third time to the delight of the crowd. Bryan climbs up to the second rope and is preparing to drive his fist into Sandow’s face 10 times, but Sandow manages to shove Bryan’s feet out and Bryan comes crashing down chin first on the turnbuckle. Bryan holds his chin as Sandow grabs him and sends him sailing over the top rope, but unfortunately for Sandow he doesn’t get a third elimination as Bryan is able to hold on somehow and pull himself back into the ring.


JR: Daniel Bryan saving himself once again from Elimination and Bryan has been really impressive here in the Royal Rumble match.


Piper: That damn creep eliminated me from the Rumble. I hope he gets eliminated in the most painful way possible.


Bryan rolls into the ring and Sandow begins stomping on him and stomping on him. Meanwhile Sami Callihan has Cena in the opposite corner and is driving his knees into Cena’s midsection. Callihan is so focused on battering into Cena he doesn’t see Ambrose who has slid under the bottom rope and reached under the ring and pulled out a lead pipe. The crowd ooh and aww as Ambrose slides back into the ring with it. Callihan turns around and Ambrose unleashes the lead piper right into the skull of Callihan, the impact drives Callihan backwards at such a force that it sends Callihan over the top rope and to the floor below eliminating him.


Dean Ambrose eliminated Sami Callihan from the Rumble!


Styles: As much as I hate to see a Smackdown guy go, Sami Callihan put on quite a show here tonight but a lead pipe is going to stop any man in their tracks.


King: Smackdown’s chances are getting smaller and smaller here, I don’t really like it.


Ambrose isn’t done using the steel pipe as he turns to Cena and nails him in the head with the pipe. Cena goes down to the mat and Ambrose drives the pipe into the spine of Cena. Once, twice, three times, four times. Ambrose appears to be trying to cripple Cena.


JR: Good lord something has clearly snapped in Dean Ambrose here as he is trying so hard to cripple John Cena here.


Taz: Looks like Cena isn’t going to get that chance at redemption after all.


Ambrose backs off with the pipe as he is clearly looking to finish off Cena here. Cena somehow manages to find his way to his feet but the trek is slow and painful. Ambrose looks at Cena who is bloodied from forehead to chin from the assault from the pipe as Ambrose rushes Cena. However Cena is a tough son of a bitch and catches Ambrose, throws him up onto his shoulders and sends him crashing to the mat with a thunderous FU! Cena wipes his eyes and sees the blood on his hand and Cena appears to snap as his eyes grow dark. Cena turns and grabs the pipe and throws it up into the air screaming signaling he intends to use it just like Ambrose did before. Cena turns and drives the pipe into the nearest participant who happens to be Sandow in the gut and Sandow hunches over in pain.


King: Now it looks like the Champ has finally snapped here in this Royal Rumble match, god help all of those who get in his way!


Piper: We are seeing the man that became the longest reigning Champion in the history of the Fed gentlemen.


Cena is looking around for anyone to hit and AJ gets to his feet next, Cena swings at Styles, but AJ ducks it and as Cena turns around AJ nails Cena with a beautiful Pele kick, the impact sends Cena dropping the pipe and falling into the ropes. Cena has to wipe the blood off of his face as AJ attempts to eliminate him but Cena manages to surprise AJ with a kick to the gut. Styles is hurting long enough for Cena to grab him and side powerbomb him down to the mat. Cena bends over and gets down right into AJ’s face and waves his hand in front of it. “You can’t see me!” Cena shouts before heading towards the ropes, Cena hits the ropes but something grabs his leg and Cena is stopped hard in his tracks. Cena turns and sees it is Hulk Hogan who has come back out who has grabbed his foot.


JR: Cena is bloody and battered and now Hogan coming out possibly to send him a message as Cena wants Hogan’s Transatlantic Championship.


Piper: Hey I eliminated this guy all ready don’t you know he’s supposed to stay out of ringside afterwards.


Cena turns and again wipes the blood from his eyes to really see Hogan. Cena shouts for Hogan to get the hell out of there but it falls on death ears. Cena shakes his head staring at Hogan not seeing Devon come up behind him and send Cena over the top rope and to the floor below.


Reverend Devon has eliminated John Cena from the Royal Rumble


JR: Devon just got the biggest elimination of the match so far as John Cena has at last been eliminated from the Rumble match, and while Cena gave blood, sweat, and tears like he said he would he still failed to come up with the victory!


Devon laughs like an evil minister only to turn around and eat a chummer from Shark Boy who a lot of people have completely forgotten is still in this match. Shark Boy turns around as Sandow gets to his feet and the poor intellectual savior gets a Chummer. Shark Boy is looking good as he can feel that the Wrestlemania main event is his, but AJ Styles has other plans as he comes up behind Shark Boy and shoves him over the top rope and to the floor below.


Shark Boy has been eliminated by AJ Styles!


Styles: Oh man as much as I love seeing AJ get closer to the win, he just eliminated one of Smackdown’s last chances and now AJ is all that’s left from Saturday Night.


Piper: HAHAHAHAHA Smackdown is FU****!!!


AJ turns around and Daniel Bryan is there nailing him with a kick to the chest. AJ is stunned and Bryan kicks him in the chest again. Bryan then sends AJ off of the ropes and Bryan attempts to take AJ’s head off with a clothesline, but AJ ducks it and stops dead. Bryan turns around and AJ leaps up and performs a beautiful head scissors. Bryan flips himself onto his back but shoots right back up and takes refuge in the corner of the ring. AJ follows him and grabs him before driving him back to the mat with a tornado DDT! The crowd applaud AJ who is on fire as he waits for someone to get to their feet. Its Ambrose who gets up still hurting from the FU and AJ charges him, Ambrose shocks everyone by grabbing AJ and slamming him to the mat with the Moxicity! The crowd begins to boo a bit as they are true fans of AJ here in San Antonio!


JR: Dean Ambrose entered this match number one and he is still somehow finding a way to survive despite the odds.


Styles: AJ Styles was on a roll there but it is ended by Ambrose there, but thankfully he hasn’t been eliminated and Smackdown is still in this match.


Ambrose gets to his feet and is staggering, perhaps he doesn’t quite know where he is. It makes him easy pickings for Devon who grabs him from behind and drops him to the mat with the Saving Grace. The crowd applauds Devon who has impressed many of the fans in this match since entering. Devon gets up clearly exhausted beyond belief, so tired is he that he doesn’t see Daniel Bryan come up behind him grab him and toss him over the top rope, clearly picking his spot successfully. The crowd are split into a mixed reaction as Devon is eliminated from the competition.


JR: Well good night Devon, thanks for playing, but the Holy Spirit appears to be sending him elsewhere.


Styles: If I were the Lord I would be quite happy with Devon’s discipleship in this match!


Taz: Hey guys if you can believe it we are finally down to 4. God help us but either Damien Sandow, Dean Ambrose, Daniel Bryan, or AJ Styles will be heading to Wrestlemania to headline.



The final four are all down in different corners as the crowd begins to get really hot as the final four are revealed at last.





Damien Sandow is the first man to start things off immediately going after Dean Ambrose as he gets to his feet. Sandow nails Ambrose with a big uppercut that sends the former 4 time World Champion for a loop. Bryan comes up to attempt to attack Sandow but Sandow gets an elbow into Bryan’s face. Sandow slides to the mat and knocks Bryan to the mat with a leg sweep. Bryan hits the back of his head hard and Sandow pauses a moment to pose for the San Antonio crowd. Sandow gets hit from behind by AJ and AJ attempts to throw Sandow out of the match and get one step closer to the World Title. Sandow however isn’t done yet as he manages to land himself feet first onto the apron.


JR: Damien Sandow managing to find a way to stay alive at least temporarily but I don’t think young AJ is going to stand down here.


Styles: AJ wants to bring the Rumble crown home to Smackdown JR, and he intends to do it!


AJ gets poked in the eyes from Sandow who knows damn well there are no DQ’s in this match up before he grabs AJ and pulls him over the top rope in hopes of eliminating him. But AJ manages to land on his back on the apron, Sandow tries pushing AJ off with his foot, but it allows a nearly blind AJ to know exactly where Sandow is standing and he nails him with a sharp kick to his beard. Sandow backs off as AJ nails him with a second kick giving AJ enough room to pull himself up to his feet. Once on his feet AJ nails Sandow with a big right hand, but while loopy Sandow manages to hang on, before responding with a right hand of his own, but AJ manages to keep his hand firmly around the ropes even as he leans precariously close to losing his balance.


Taz: Woah, woah woah. These guys better be careful here, one false move and its all over for them.


King: Come on AJ, keep your balance!


Sandow and AJ trade a shot each before the crowd cheer wildly as Daniel Bryan comes in and blindsides Damien Sandow knocking him off of the apron and to the floor below eliminating him from the competition.


Damien Sandow has been eliminated by Daniel Bryan.


As Bryan turns ready to hit AJ, AJ does something either incredibly cool or incredibly stupid as AJ leaps off of the ring apron to avoid Bryan and comes down and lands on the ring barricade. The crowd are mighty impressed with AJ’s move except for the young adult who is seated right behind AJ who has a I am the Rey shirt. He is clearly upset about the Sandow elimination. AJ begins looking around trying to figure out the best way to get back into the ring with Bryan staring him down like a hawk.


Piper: Hahaha AJ just trapped himself, what a moron. Smackdown is freaking history gentlemen.


Taz: I wouldn’t say that Piper, AJ has been able to pull off the impossible in the past and with the bright lights on him I bet he comes through big once again.


AJ begins to estimate the jump until he sees Damien Sandow getting to his feet and looking angrily at AJ. Not sure what Sandow is going to do AJ decides to throw caution to the wind and leaps to the other side and lands on the apron. Bryan attempts to hit him but AJ ducks it before delivering a right hand into the chin of Bryan. AJ prepares to leap over the top rope and back into the ring, when Sandow suddenly grabs his leg and begins to hold it.


Styles: What the hell?! Damn you Damien Sandow!


King: For someone who is apparently so smart he sure does have trouble realizing when he is being stupid!


AJ turns and manages to kick Sandow off of him to the delight of the crowd but gives Bryan the opportunity he needed to rush towards AJ and connect with his running high knee to AJ’s face. AJ can’t hold on this time as he may be knocked out cold and AJ goes falling to the floor to major boos from the crowd.


AJ Styles has been eliminated by Daniel Bryan!


Taz: Bull shit!


Piper: Hahahah look at that Smackdown isn’t going to win the Rumble after all. Just like I said!


King: I really hope Daniel Bryan wins this thing so your night can be ruined too Hot Rod.


JR: Yes folks but let’s all be serious here for a moment. One of these two great superstars from Raw is going to be headlining Wrestlemania. Will it be Daniel Bryan or will it be Dean Ambrose?





Bryan wants the win now as it is down to just two men, two men who have known each other so well throughout the years, the two men who have become the faces of the UWF. Bryan and Ambrose take a moment to catch their breath before tying up in the center of the ring with an elbow to collar. Maybe it’s the fact that Dean Ambrose came in at number 1 or that Bryan may just be on fire but Bryan manages to get into a headlock. The crowd begins chanting, “Daniel Bryan!” clearly showing who they want to win this match. Ambrose doesn’t let Bryan hold it in for long shoving him off. Bryan goes into the ropes and as he comes back Ambrose surprises him by catching him and throwing him up into a fireman’s carry. Ambrose then with all of his might and power heads over to the ropes and begins desperately trying to eliminate Daniel Bryan from the match.


JR: This could be it right here! Dean Ambrose could be heading to Wrestlemania.


But Bryan isn’t done yet nailing Ambrose in the temple with a big elbow. Ambrose falls back into the center of the ring with Bryan still on his shoulders and Bryan grabs Ambrose’s arm before driving another elbow into the side of Ambrose’s head. Ambrose falls to his knees, exactly what Bryan wanted him to do as he wraps his legs around Ambrose’s arm and finishes pulling him down to the mat by applying the Yes Lock to a massive pop from the crowd!


Styles: Daniel Bryan just slapped on the Yes Lock from outta nowhere gentlemen, what an incredible move by Bryan!


Piper: But seriously what good is this move going to do in a Rumble match, you can’t win by submission, believe me I would have totally put everyone to sleep had that been the case.


King: He might not be able to win it, but he might be able to wear Ambrose down so all he’ll have to do is literally throw Ambrose over the top rope!


Daniel Bryan has the biggest Yes Lock of his life on Ambrose in the center of the ring and Ambrose is wrenching in pain. Bryan holds the move in for a good 30 seconds before realizing he cannot win this way and gets off. The crowd is on their feet as Bryan begins throwing up his hands in the air, screaming Yes! Yes! Yes! The crowd begin chanting Yes! Yes! Yes! Causing the AT&T Center to nearly move.


Taz: Man these fans are acting like Daniel Bryan’s already won the match.


Piper: It is all wish fulfillment Taz. As a former Raw superstar would say, if you think Daniel Bryan is going to win this match I’ve got some bad news for you.


Bryan heads over and begins pulling Ambrose to his feet, but the former 4 time World Champion manages to reach out and connect with a low blow to the Euro Champ. The crowd erupts into boos from the cheap shot from Ambrose as both men collapse to the mat. Ambrose rolls around on the mat holding his arm which had been wrenched by the Yes Lock only moments ago before beginning to pull himself to his feet. Bryan does the same moments later, the crowd boos as Ambrose charges him looking for the knee trembler, but Bryan moves out of the way! Ambrose turns around and Bryan drops him with the biggest single high knee of the night. The crowd explode as Ambrose appears to be knocked out leaving Bryan once again standing tall over his former frenemy.


JR: Bah gawd this is Daniel Bryan’s night! He is staying ahead of everything Dean Ambrose has by gawd!


Styles: I have never heard a crowd get behind a guy the likes of this since Stone Cold was the UWF Champion.


Piper: The only person I’ve ever heard get cheers like this in any UWF ring is the man they are booing out of the house tonight. Dean Ambrose.


Bryan pauses a moment to catch his breath before grabbing Dean and pulling him to his feet. Bryan is all smiles as he has a beaten and staggered Ambrose to do with as he will. He begins pointing to each corner as if to say which way should I dump him. After having a little bit of fun he chooses the north side of the arena and throws Dean Ambrose over the top rope, and begins celebrating his victory.


Styles: He’s done it! Oh my god!


Piper: Hold on now just wait a moment.


Dean Ambrose has indeed not been eliminated as only one foot hit the ground before he was able to grab the rope and pull himself back up and into the ring. The crowd boo loudly at the fact Ambrose was able to save himself there. Ambrose slides into the ring and Bryan is still celebrating his victory. He doesn’t even see Ambrose come up behind him and throw him over the top rope. Dean collapses to the floor with his hand raised in victory.


JR: Dean Ambrose is going to Wrestlemania!


Taz: Hold on just a second! Look at this!!!


Daniel Bryan has only had one foot touch the floor having grabbed the ropes just in the nick of time. The crowd explode into cheers as Daniel Bryan skins the cat and gets back into the ring to the biggest ovation of the night. Both men collect their breath as Ambrose finally realizes he hasn’t won the Rumble match after all.


Styles: Both men showing why they are the greatest superstars in the business today. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Rumble this closely contested.


King: Seriously guys, which one of these two men is going to give! I have no idea!


Ambrose gets up in the corner and begins mocking Bryan to bring his best stuff. Bryan isn’t one to ever back down from a fight no matter how impossible the odds would appear. Bryan charges Ambrose, exactly what the former 4 time world champion wanted as he moves out of the way and crashes and burns. Bryan comes back towards the waiting arms of Ambrose who grabs him and sends him crashing to the mat with the One Hitter! The crowd gives off massive boos the likes of which Ambrose has never heard before. Ambrose just remains sitting a moment taking in the atmosphere of the hot Texas crowd.


Taz: I don’t think Dean Ambrose knows how to respond to this crowd guys. It is like he’s woken up in another world.


Ambrose just shakes his head smiling as he grabs Daniel Bryan and lifts him up and looks to go for an elimination, but as he gets close to the ropes, Daniel Bryan comes to life and grabs the top rope and with his upper body strength keeps Ambrose from getting close enough to eliminate him from the contest. Realizing Daniel isn’t done just yet Ambrose lets go of Bryan in an attempt to make Bryan hit the ropes but Bryan lands on his feet. Ambrose visibly curses as Bryan just won’t be denied here tonight. Bryan takes refuge in the corner of the ring and Ambrose grabs him and sends him sailing into the opposite corner. Ambrose follows looking to take Bryan’s head off, but Daniel does something incredible, he hops up to the turnbuckle and in one movement flips like a moonsault and lands on his feet on the other side of Ambrose. Bryan is feeling it now as he charges Ambrose, when Ambrose does something he hasn’t been known for in the past and just blatantly like kicking a football brings his foot into Bryan’s manhood. The crowd erupt into boos as Bryan falls to his knees. Ambrose isn’t done there as he charges Bryan and drives his knee right into Bryan’s unprotected face.


Styles: Why on earth would Dean Ambrose do something like that!


Piper: Dean Ambrose said he was going to do whatever it took to win the Royal Rumble and with this crowd firmly against him, nothing is going to hold him back from doing just that.


Dean Ambrose watches as Bryan crawls around on the mat, the man clearly isn’t finished just yet and this causes Ambrose to snap. He immediately rolls outside of the ring and heads directly over to the time keepers table and literally throws Justin Roberts over the barricade as he grabs the chair he was sitting on. Ambrose takes the chair with a possessed look in his eyes and folds it before sliding back into the ring with it. Bryan is getting to his feet as the crowd is trying to warn him what awaits him should he get to his feet, but he is loopy from the punishment he has received in the early going. It makes him very vulnerable as he gets to his feet and Ambrose drives the steel chair into the bridge of his nose and Bryan goes falling hard to the mat. The crowd is on their feet now with boos as Ambrose just stares at Bryan. Bryan begins to move again and Ambrose just smiles and shakes his head.


JR: No Dean, don’t do it! That’s a human being!


Ambrose takes the top of the chair and brings it down into the chest of Bryan and then the throat. The crowd is in shock unable to believe what they are witnessing. Ambrose has completely lost it here! Bryan is rolling around on the mat blood has begun to pour from his mouth after the chair shot to the throat, and blood is coming out of his nose. Ambrose isn’t done either as he drives the top of the chair into every single joint Bryan still has. Ambrose gets off of him after this and begins pounding the steel chair into his own skull causing the cuts to get wider and blood to spew from his own forehead.


Piper: This is my kind of nuts! Dean Ambrose has just lost it so badly he’s now broken Bryan and is breaking himself.


Taz: I think I’m going to be literally sick here with all of the blood.


Ambrose turns and despite blood pouring from his mouth and face Daniel Bryan is getting up to his feet! The crowd try to cheer Bryan on but it is all for not, as Ambrose throws the chair onto the mat, grabs Daniel Bryan and brings Bryan’s face down onto the steel chair with a second one hitter!


JR: Bah Gawd! Daniel Bryan’s neck may have just been broken in half. God have mercy!


Piper: That was the best thing I’ve ever seen! Dean Ambrose is my new idol!


Taz: I… (Hurls)


Ambrose gets to his feet and waits for Bryan to move, but he doesn’t, how could anyone on the face of the earth move after a beating like that. Bryan is injured, he may be dead for all anyone knows as Ambrose just smiles. Taking his time Ambrose deadlifts Bryan onto his shoulders, takes him over to the ropes. Ambrose pauses making sure Bryan isn’t going to trick him here, but Bryan continues not to move. Ambrose just laughs as he takes Bryan and dumps his body over the top rope. Bryan hits the floor hard, signaling the end of the 2014 Royal Rumble and not in the way anyone could have predicted it.


Ding Ding Ding!





Here is the Winner of the 2014 Royal Rumble Match: Dean Ambrose!


JR: Dammit! God Dammit! Curse you Dean Ambrose! Why dammit why?!


Piper: Look JR, you see Dean Ambrose pointing to that Wrestlemania sign. That is why! Dean Ambrose is going to get a chance to become a 5 time World Champion at the Grandest Stage of them all.


Styles: I would hate to be the Champion he chooses to face Hot Rod. If this is a sign of things to come, Dean Ambrose may very well be public enemy number 1 from now on.


King: And what about the UWF European Champion Joey? He had an incredible showing and then that horrible beatdown. What is going to be his status because he still hasn’t moved.


Ambrose is up on the corner looking up at the Wrestlemania sign as if seeing a lost love for the first time after a long hiatus. The crowd is reigning boos and flicking Ambrose off but he doesn’t notice he is just looking at the Mania sign. Bryan is getting attended to at ringside by as many EMT’s as they can muster in the hopes of possibly saving his life.


JR: I hope Daniel Bryan is ok, I really do. But that’s all the time we have for tonight. Thank you so much folks for sticking with us. From the 2014 Royal Rumble, from the UWF Staff, Good night!


The Royal Rumble goes off the air with Ambrose, now a heel, laughing at the Wrestlemania sign!



End of Show!



Credits:


Promos: TTers


R2R: Natlav


Rhodes family: Dresdon


Global: Chase


UWF: Hoov


WHC: EOR


Rumble: SBS ​

 

[Captain Charisma]

Now before my comments I will say one thing, I didn't read the show. No disrespect to all of your hardwork. I know how hard it is but I am really tired and I am not in mood to read. So please accept my apologies. I just looked to the show a bit and wow. I wasn't here like 5-6 months but you guys are still rocking. Still great work. I really appreciate that hardwork. Something caught my interest, Sting and Steve Borden? That's interesting. Congrats to the winners. I wanted CC to win the Rumble but didn't happen.

 

[Slim]

Well I made it through and mannnnnn what a show. Quick question... when do the briefcase winners find out what is in their cases?

But I have to say... top to bottom this Rumble was crazy. Just... I dunno what much can be said. I mean it just delivered on every level. and are we on the verge of seeing AJ Lee vs. Nattie? Cause I know of a certain Queen of the Divas that will oppose that

And the championship matches... MVP wins? I thought Morgan was gonna have it. Major kudos to the new two time UWF champion. And I was rootin for Kidd... hopin for Kidd to win and finally dethrone HBK but it wasn't to happen.

Rumble time... and that was just all kinds of fun and Sting vs. Borden... heh heh... You think you know me? You never know what is going to happen. Yokozuna coming in was interesting... Sin Cara coming in and jumping on the trampoline that... WE ALL CAN'T SEE AND DON'T KNOW IS THERE! Cause you know he has like mega super ups and can leap buildings in a single bound and for anyone to think that he can't do that and needs a trampoline needs to stop looking at the ring when he enters

But rumble winner... very much well deserved.

UWF... AWWWEEEEESOMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEE!

 

[Shawn Michaels]

EOR that WHC match may have been the best match I've ever read. I rank that up there with HBK/Rock from last year. Great read and it had me guessing the whole match! Now I know some were hoping for me to lose and I thank those because I thrive when hated on! Thanks SBS for having faith in me to be the face of Raw still! I look forward to see who my new challenger will be for the WHC. CliqueClacks, it's been fun! Road to WrestleMania begins for Mr. WrestleMania!

The Rumble match was a long finish with Bryan and Ambrose. Either one of them could have won and congrats to Bumout. I am hoping to face your Dean Ambrose at at WM seeing as I was the one who ended your title run last year during my first title run. The special additions with Roddy Piper and others was cool. Gotta have those kind of surprise in there. Nice to see the continuation of Punk/Masters feud in the Rumble. Should play out well when Schmidty and myself square off down the line.

Smackdown just got a little more ballin' with MVP as the new champ. Nice title run by CW though!

Interesting finish between Eddie and Kane. Nice to see it was Taker who got involved in Kane's matches unlike how WWE always has it reversed with Kane getting involved in Taker's.

The four briefcase winners are the deserving four. It'll be interesting though to see whom got what in their briefcase.

And I hope that Rhodes/Goldust match is just as good when they face off hopefully at WM 30.

Overall it was a great show and a job well done by the UWF Staff!

 

[Andrew]

- First of all, to load this son of a bitch took forever!

- Fandango gets the first briefcase, I assume it's the tags... well I'd hope so

- Props to Umaga grabbing the second briefcase

- Bubba Ray getting one as well. Poor Gargano couldn't get shit, I don't think I've won a match this year... wow. But hey, I ain't gonna complain. These winners deserved it!

- Great Goldust promo!

- Nice Cena promo, now a face-turn... Let's see how this goes.

- Awesome Cody Rhodes promo followed by that awesome video, seriously check it out if you haven't!

- What an insane match, well done to Cody on getting that win!

- C.U.N.T, glad Sam is playing these guys again.

- Strong Sandow promo, really enjoy the character in UWF.

- What a match between Eddie/Kane, Dresdon retains! Who is the masked man?

- Nice AJ Styles promo.

- Holy shit MVP won! Well done Albo on winning, now hold that bad boy!

- Awesome HBK promo prior to the match.

- HBK holds on! What a victory!

- Fantastic Bryan promo, can he win the Rumble?

- Steen first eliminated by Daniel Bryan!

- YOKOZUNA

- Next time, make it YOKOZUNA has been eliminated by Ambrose & Bryan... I almost thought Bryan & Ambrose got eliminated for a second!

- Test comes and goes.

- Ryder

- Devitt goes as well.

- Sheamus didn't last long either.

- FAKE STING. HELL YES!

- Hey, Kennedy got to eliminate someone and eliminate himself, cool!

- Why couldn't Sin Cara have slipped on a banana and eliminated himself?

- Bryan & Ambrose as last two

- What a finish! Ambrose wins the Rumble, well done!

- What a great show!​

 

[CaptainxBumout]

Wow what a show! This is the first show that made my iPad crash. I guess it's from all the graphics but I'm very honored to be the winner of the Royal Rumble. I was almost certain I wouldn't win when I came in at number one. So many good rumble moments. Glad to see storytelling in it as opposed to just people coming in and going out. So many good moments. From Sin Cara breaking his leg to Edge's return as Sting to Roddy being eliminated by Daniel Bryan.

A great opening matchup that I'm happy to say I walked away another winner of. I was a big fan of this match. Must have been really hard to write it with so many people and trying to get everyone in there. Good job Natlav. Interested to see what cases we all got.

That Cody Rhodes/Goldust match was fantastic. Zack Ryder cut out and "Golden Shower" made me laugh. The whole match was just good from beginning to end. Good job Dresdon.

Straight up Sweet Chin Music from HBK to get the win. Even after brass knucks. Loved the outside shenanigans with Flair and Natalya. Great matchup. Ambrose hasn't forgotten how you stole his last title reign Shawn!

Undertaker and a masked figure helping out Eddie. Even Kane going full on Lesner with a chair couldn't keep Eddie down. Looking forward to seeing what's next for Eddie.

Matt Morgan finally dethroned! Sucks to see CWalker missing. At least I think he's gone but he had a hell of a dominant reign. Looking forward to seeing what Albo can do now that he's champion. His first reign was short so here's to a longer one, until maybe Wrestlemania!?

Great show folks and I'm not just saying that because I won. Every match was great and it really feels like the Road to Wrestlemania is in full swing with feuds ending and many more beginning.

 

[Chase]

Very good show guys. The Royal Rumble has so many funny moments in the match, and fun ones interesting Rumble notes I wanted to write down.

Daniel Bryan had 7 eliminations in this match the most out of anyone in this match.
Dean Ambrose is the first to go from number 1, and win it all the way in the UWF Royal Rumble.
Christopher Daniels and Mr.Kennedy broke a record as this is the first time we have seen two superstars eliminate themselves.
Damien Sandow has made the final four twice in the UWF Royal Rumble
Dean Ambrose currently holds the ironman record for the UWF Royal Rumble.

That is all I have there, as well good job on all the champions in winning/retaining there titles.

 

[Schmidty]

This was an amazing ppv! First off we had the rags to riches match which Fandango,Umaga,Bubba Ray, and Undertaker won a briefcase. Then we have two great promos from Goldust and Cody Rhodes to hype up there match and what a match that was! Cody Rhodes got the victory in what I believe was a very good match with some great spots. And now we have Eddie vs Kane for the Global Championship, was surprised at Taker and the Masked man helping Eddie win. Now we got the UWF title match which MVP wins after Morgan hits Heyman with his finishing move! So far the show has been great, but the greatness continued after I read Shawn vs Tyson Kidd. Them two went at it big time but, Shawn got the win in the end. Now time for the Royal Rumble match. After many great moments including Yokozuna coming out, Punk and AJ distracting Chris Masters, Aries returning, Ryder coming in just to get eliminated by five guys and then it all ends with Dean Ambrose eliminating Daniel Bryan to win the rumble! Such a great match and such a great ppv guys. Road to Wrestlemania has begun!

 

[Fauche]

Such the rad show homies! Rumble was hella crazy! Yokozuna? Callihan with the fastest elimination ever? I'll take it. Tough match to pick a winner for, that's for true. Could have been any of the last four, all those dudes put in some solid effort. Big congrats to Bumout on the win. Loved the WHC match too, even though Kidd still ain't champ. Rest assured, all of Canada is heartbroken. Albo picking up a huge win over Morgan too. Rematch could be sick if cwalker is even still alive. GLobal title match full of betrayal and intrigue, integral ingredients to any classic feud. Rags to Riches was crazy - it'll be interesting to see which guys got briefcases for what titles and how that plays out going into Mania. Getting more excited for UWF Mania than the real one. So that's something.

Thanks to all your writers for the insane amount of effort, time, and tender lovin' care you put in. You are all beautiful snowflakes.