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[Cwalker]

After their match on Raw ended in controversial fashion, RAW General Manager Theodore Long has decided that there will be a rematch between Chris Jericho and Christian at Starrcade. And this time, all members of the New World Order will be banned from ringside.​

 

[Cwalker]

Backstage reporters have spotted Curt Hawkins leaving the locker room of General Manager Theodore Long. Rumors are flying that Hawkins is the newest addition to the red brand.

Tapout uses his 2nd character privelages to pick up Curt Hawkins​

 

[Cwalker]

To counter the signing of Curt Hawkins, the Smackdown General Manager has signed a superstar of his own. All anyone can say is that there will be a lot of broken hearts on Friday Nights.

MrFetter uses his 2nd character privelage to pick up Shawn Michaels​

 

[Cwalker]

Raw General Manager Theodore Long has been quoted as saying "he is disappointed by the progress CM Punk has made". Punk is being paid a lot of money and isn't producing, the Long has restructed Punk's contract to something a little more beneficial.

TorqueX is cut as CM Punk. But Punk is picked up by Dom Niggy​

 

[Cwalker]

General Manager Theodore Long has signed a big name, literally. He brings to Raw, the most athletically jacked, genetically sstacked superstar that wrestling as seen to Monday Nights. Everyone welcome Matt Morgan to UWF.

The Red joins UWF as Matt Morgan​

 

[Cwalker]

After his loss on Raw, Edge barged into General Manager Theodore Long's office, proclaiming that he is being screwed. Edge claims that Long only allows his favorites to win matches, although Edge has been giving opportunity after opportunity that he didn't deserve. So Edge has gladly been granted his release. He will not be missed.

Absoutely zero kayfabe to this.​

 

[Cwalker]

As witnessed throughout the Starrcade Pay-Per-View, there have been many new signings. Both Raw and Smackdown are growing and both brands welcome their new superstars to their respective brands.

Aniking uses his 2nd character to pick up Triple H and goes to Smackdown
Hoov uses his 2nd character to pick up The Rock and goes to Raw
And in what was quite possibly the worst kept secret in e-fed history; EffectsofRaven picks up Robert Roode and goes to Raw.​

 

[Cwalker]

Two new signings have been brought to our attention. One to raw and another to Smackdown. How will these signings pan out?

Killz uses his 2nd character privelage to pick up Derrick Bateman and goes to Smackdown
The Wrestling Addict picks up Dolph Ziggler with Ric Flair and goes to Raw​

 

[Cwalker]

Three new signings have come across the Board of Directors' desk. These three signings will improve UWF's current product.

EffectsofRaven picks up Samoa Joe w/ Jim Cornette and goes to Smackdown
Rated R Superstar picks up "Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels and goes to Raw
PegasusKidFan picks up Eddie Guerrero and goes to Raw.​

 

[Cwalker]

Smackdown Superstar Bully Ray has recieved his final strike for violating the Superstar Talent Policy. And because of this, he has been released from his contract. We wish him the best in his future endeavors.

But taking his place on the blue brand is the debuting JTG. When JTG signed his contract, all he could say was "CYEAH"

Ben is cut for no showing.
Deuce picks up JTG and goes to Smackdown!​

 

[Cwalker]

Theodore Long has rumored to have been in contact with two of the wrestling's aerial athletes. He's said to be bringing over them to the red brand to add some spark.

Pete joins UWF and picks up Evan Bourne and Justin Gabriel and heads to the Raw brand.​

 

[Cwalker]

As seen this week on Raw, Bully Ray did indeed have a clause in his contract which stated that if he was unhappy, he could be moved to another brand. So while he was released from his Smackdown contract, Teddy Long has brought him over to Raw. In Ray's first act, he attacked Wade Barrett. The attack left Barrett in a bad way, and has been reported to be out of action indefitenely, which has led to him asking for his release. We wish him the best in his future endeavors.

Lewbrication switches from Wade Barrett to Bully Ray!​

 

[Cwalker]

Reports are circulating that Antonio Cesaro has grown tired of the American customs and the American people themselves. So he has decided to ask for his release. General Manager Theodore Long has granted it to him. We wish him the best in his future endeavors.

But in his place, Long has brought in an extremely entertaining wrestler. Coming to Raw from the Deep Blue Sea; Shark Boy!

Sam switches from Cesaro to Sharky. Shark Boy will take Cesaro's place on Raw.​

 

[Cwalker]

Forgot to mention this, so I'm doing it OOC. Macabre joins Smackdown as Raven.​

 

[Cwalker]

Raw superstar Ken Anderson has reportedly violated the Superstar Talent Policy. This is Anderson's second violation. In accordance with UWF rules, a second violation results in a 30 day suspension. Theodore Long is said to be disappointed with Anderson's violation, and The Great American Bash Main Event will be adjusted to cater to his inconvience.

Killz has no showed yet again, so this is the result.​