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[Cwalker]

Dirt sheet reporters have announced that a meeting between Raw General Manager Theodore Long and "Long Island Iced Z" Zacl Ryder occcured recently. Zack was said to be seen leaving Long's office screaming "Woo Woo Woo, You Know It"

Tapout picks up Zack Ryder​

 

[Cwalker]

The cameras caught up with Teddy Long right after he got off the phone with UWF's newest signing. As Long hung up the phone, he shook his head and said, "That guy really is an asshole"

Killz returns to UWF as Ken Anderson​

 

[TheOneKnownAsFetter]

News just came across our desk that Brock Lesnar just inked his name to a deal with the UWF!

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TheWrestlingAddict drops HHH and picks up Lesnar​

 

[TheOneKnownAsFetter]

News came across our desk today that Dolph Ziggler's name is drying in ink as he just signed to the UWF.

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Lubaninho picks up Dolph Ziggler in his return to the UWF.​

 

[Cwalker]

Rumors speculating around UWF Headquarters is that after being beaten to within an inch of consciousness this past week on Raw, The Honky Tonk Man has decided to hang it up. We wish him the best of luck in his future endeavors.

KeepItFresh drops The Honky Tonk Man​

 

[Cwalker]

A few new signings have rumored to go down over the past few days. We can confrim that these are not rumors, but facts. Several men have joined the UWF ranks.

EffectsofRaven returns at Drew McIntyre
BDC joins as J-E-Double F J-A Double R-E Double T; Jeff Jarrett​

 

[Cwalker]

Several new signings have come across the desk of Theodore Long, and sadly one release has been made. Teddy Long hopes all these new acquisitions can make a huge impac as the UWF roster continues to grow.

Blizzard joins as John Cena
Doink joins as William Regal
Lubihano drops Dolph Ziggler and switches to Rob Van Dam
Got_Swag drops Maryse as a manager and picks up Paul Heyman​

 

[Cwalker]

Rumor has it that Theodore Long has come to terms with the most "Ballin" free agent out there. T.Lo is happy to confirm that the rumors are true, he has indeed signed Montel Vontavious Porter; MVP!

Albo2 returns as MVP​

 

[Cwalker]

Several new contracts have come across the desk of Theodore Long, signifying the arrival of some new talent. Theodore Long is excited to have these superstars and can't wait to see what they're capable of.

Ben joins as Bully Ray
Andrew drops Paul London and Kassius Ohno and picks up Batista
And as mentioned in the Pay-Per-View Christian has been picked up by the returning Aniking​

 

[Cwalker]

Theodore Long has sent word that CM Punk has been released from his contract due to personal issuses. We wish him the best in his future endeavors. But in his place, Theodore Long has come to agreement with former multiple time World Heavyweight Champion, the "Rated R Superstar"; Edge!

Derrick switches from Punk to Edge​

 

[Cwalker]

Theodore Long has recieved word that due to personal reasons, Former Undisputed Champion Austin Aries will be unable to compete this week on Raw. So Theodore Long has made a switch. This week, Stone Cold Steve Austin will go one on one with the returning "Rated R Superstar" in the now non-title main event.

Chriss can't TT, so Derrick takes his spot. The match is now non-title.​

 

[Cwalker]

Just as fast as Former Undisputed Champion; CM Punk was released from his contract, Theodore Long re-signed him to a contract more beneficial to the company. The Second City Saint is more than ready to get back in action.

TorqueX picks up CM Punk​

 

[Cwalker]

Rumor has it that the General Manager of Smackdown has been busy already. Dirt sheet writers say they saw the extremely intellectual Damien Sandow leaving the GM's office. Word is a contract has been reached.

RawisRey uses his second character privelages to pick up Damien Sandow and heads to Smackdown.​

 

[Cwalker]

The Smackdown GM continues to bring in new talent. Rumor has it that Bray Wyatt along with Eli Cottonwood have signed an exclusive contract to perform on Friday nights. Not only that, but professional wrestling's only "Anti-Christ" has also signed a contract to work for Smackdown.

Lewbrication picks up Jeff Hardy
Sam picks up Bray Wyatt with Eli Cottonwood as a bodyguard.​

 

[Cwalker]

Two new signings have been rumored to have joined the Smackdown brand. The General Manager has been very busy, preparing for his first show which is only a week away. Two wrestling icons have now joined UWF.

Chase uses his 2nd character privelage to pick up Rey Mysterio
Dresden uses his 2nd character privelage to pick up "The Icon" Sting​